01x06 - The Dog Who Knew Too Much

[bunniefuu]

Barking, scratching, Frisbee, catching

presidential pets. That's us. Changing to

the canines who drive suit up cars and

jets. Coming through. Took a sniffing

toilet sip and soaring through the sky. I

like it. Making drooling quick refueling.

Who says dogs can fly?Not me. Speeding,

crashing, k*ll a scratch in vehicles and

flow. Chasing, racing down the road.

sight That's me! Puts shoes on posterios

His bots worse than his bikes I'm verbish

Shag is strong from head to toe A cow

through and through Well, well, well

Muzzle stack is gonna blow He's sure a

screw or two They fight for right both

day and night In every episode Let's

roll! Now it's time to hit the road

Your brother!

Yeah, we got the mutts. We're ready to

move.

It's okay, Sport. It's okay. You're

going home. Hey, what do you think you're

doing?This is my dog. You're

mistaken, ma'am. No, you are.

This dog was stolen, and I'll bet the

others were, too. I'm making sure you get

shut down. The only thing that shut you

is your yap. Hey!

Let go! Sport, run! Run!

Proceed with the prosecution. Thank you,

Your Honor. Ladies and gentlemen of the

jury, we will prove beyond a shadow of a

doubt that Donovan Bell is responsible

for the disappearance of Olivia Peru.

Mr. Bell, Mr. Bell, are

the accusations true?What did you do with

Peru?Is it true you're the head of a

nationwide dognapping operation without

boots in every major city?What does this

dognapping mean?Mr. Bell, the Fed's got

nothing on me. There's no case.

This isn't funny, Donovan. You've got

some serious time hanging over your head.

Now listen up, John Law. There was only

one witness. A dog. And dogs

can't talk. You want to bet on that?

Try reading the paper sometime.

I want that dog.

There he is.

Gotcha.

Demand to be pleased.

Let's fetch them. Rd. Rovers

coming through. No.

You can rest easy, Gav. Soon as we heard

you needed a witness protection program.

We were on the way. Hey,

you're a celebrity, man. Can I get your

autograph?Snail

hunter, these biker boys are bad humans.

Bad, bad humans.

Faster, aunty onesie. Oh, Colleen, don't

call me that. It's insubordination.

You'll demoralize the troops. Oh, I want

to nabulate some kisses.

There, now that's more like it.

I love being Easy Rider. I am born to

be Wild Dog Man.

Don't worry, ShagNext time you can try.

I like you too, Shaxter, but I am

also fond of my spleen.

Hey, you. Oh, baby, baby, baby.

I'll be biting you soon.

Blitz, put a leash on it, will you?We're

in uniform. All right. Sorry.

Fluffy pants.

Let me give you a hand.

I just had the manicured.

Hunter, have you gone daffy?You're

driving us straight into the ocean.

You're right. We're going to drown.

Just kidding, bro. You are messing with

my head, Poppy Boy.

Huh

To the power of the pack!

Translation. Sports says he saw

everything. The bad guy's hideout, the

sale of kidnapped dog, and the fight

between his master and that gangster.

He's the perfect witness, Rovers. We need

him to testify at the trial in Miami. But

how, master?He's just a little

doggy. Deep inside every

dog is a road Rover. You mean...

Precisely. Come on, boy. Into the

transdogma fire.

Nah, it's OK, buddy. It doesn't hurt a

bit.

Look at me. Hey, I've got a uniform.

Pants are a little big, but I can always

have them taken in.

Hey, I can talk, too. And I've got a

lot to say, believe you me. You know,

I'm going to like being a road rover.

Welcome to Club Comrade Sportavich. I

give you big kiss.

I give all my comrades big kiss. Stop

with the kissing or start with the

biting. Okay, I give you big bear hug

instead. No,

go back to the kissing. Go back to the

kissing. Kiss me, kiss me.

Don't be weird, boy. Do they do this

often?Oh, not often enough, in

my opinion.

We're off to the courthouse in Miami,

Rovers. They're waiting for Sport to

testify. Hey, is there any food on this

flight?I'm starving.

What?No beverage?

Ah, now that's more like it.

So how fast does this baby go?Like the

speed of light?A turbo jet rover's

fast, but it doesn't do miracles. That is

too bad. We could use one right now.

You know, all of a sudden, I don't think

I want to be a rope rover anymore.

Let's see. The odds of us getting away

from these blokes scot-free

calculating all factors are one in



Doomed.

How's it wagon, guys?

Sheesh, they couldn't hit the broad side

of a hydrant. So let me get this

straight. You You guys are going to

protect me, right?Calm down, scaredy dog.

No one will touch you. I will bite their

pushies first. You'd do that for me?

He'd do it for anyone.

Buckle up, crew. We're going to be

experiencing a little turbulence.

Check this out, guys.

Make it stop, please. Make it

stop. I'm feeling the tiniest little bit

squished. Ta-da!

Impressive. But can you do this?

Whoa! Can you teach me to do that?Nah,

you gotta be born with it. Lucky dog.

Okay, pal, you can sh**t at me, but you

can't sh**t at my friends.

I take it back, sky jockey. You can't

sh**t at me either. Too bad for you.

Pretty nice view.

Hey, this is a one-seater, buddy.

Oh, bad move. You don't know a whole lot

about gravity, do you, pal?

Shag you are definitely a dog's best

friend. Oh,

please, oh, please, oh, please. If you

let me live, I promise I'll go back to

obedience school for a solid year. I

promise.

I love being rowed over. Cars

turn into boats, planes turn into subs.

Beat that, bad guys.

OK, about that obedience school thing.

OK, maybe not a whole year. Maybe more

like once a month.

OK, OK, a whole year.

Sheesh, what a grub. Good

news. We've lost him. And Florida's

straight ahead. What's getting my Billy

Goat Gruff is how do baddest guys keep

finding us?What's it matter?You

Rd. Rovers really know how to shake a dog

off your tail. But of course we are

professionals, especially me. I'm number

one in shoe chewing, number one in

garbage sniffing, and of course, no

one can touch my tushy biting. Please, I

have weak stomach.

I smell sunbathing lotion, senior

citizens, and white shoes. We must be in

Miami so you can relax, sport. You're

going to get your day in court.

Not a pretty picture we've got here,Gaff.

Parvo.

I would not have predicted this.

Let me go, you wits. Don't try

to sweet talk me.

Sports. Stay. We'll take care of Parvo.

We'll show you. Little doggy has lost all

his biscuits. All right, Mr.

Parvo. Sir, I kept my part of the deal.

The Road Rovers are yours.

What?Whoa, you're working for

metalhead?Sorry, it's strictly business.

If I didn't wear this homing device in my

collar and lead you to Parvo, he said I'd

never see my master again. Yet

another unexpected twist. Bummer.

See?Canine loyalty is

unbeatable. It always serves me

well.

Lozenge. Yes, General.

So if you let my master go, we'll be on

our way. Oh, that is so

quaint in a naive sort of

way. But no, you both know

too much about my operation that makes

you a security risk. You know what to do

with them. I've done

a bad thing. I've ruined

everything.

Umm And as for Shepherd's pets,

I look forward to seeing them get cut

down to size.

Good idea! Run!Listen, I'm not

really a road rover. I was just going

along for the ride, you know, just for

the fun of it. I should be spared, you

know?Nice try.

First, we've got to rescue Sport.

That canine is a traitor. He's shameless.

I can't believe anyone would ever turn on

their friends and be such a wimpy baby.

Oh, I can think of someone. And he's a

weirdo boy.

Sport was just trying to save his tail

and his master.

Tennis, anyone?

I can't wait to fix the two of you.

Pardon?I abso-bloomin-lutely love the red

tights, but that helmet has got to go.

What did you say?Hi-ya!

Gucci! What

is wrong with you?

Retrieve the prisoners.

I will not fail.

Hop on, cutie. I'll take you away from

all this. Stick with me,

kid, and you won't ever have to worry

about a thing again. PG.

Lovenge.

Shag what gives?Cool

shell. Yeah, it'd

be perfect for your collection. Excuse

me, Auntie Auntie, but we do have a

previous engagement. Yeah, but the shell.

You're amazing, Sport. I never knew you

had it in ya. Me neither, and I love it.

Then in sight, General. Don't bore me

with the details. Just do your job.

Lighten up. What?

Nothing.

Up for a ride through the Everglades?I

hear they're lovely this time of year.

OK, Shag afterwards we'll go to Gator

World in Orlando and wrestle alligators.

But just the little ones. Oh, right, Rad.

Hey, what are friends for?

Have you gotten a fix on them?

Targets in sight. Let's get this over

with.

Odd, I just had the brakes checked.

General, I think I found the problem.

We're on ice. That's not possible.

Freeze-dried swampland. I like

it.

I am not a happy person.

Lozenge! Honey lemon?

I'd prefer cherry if you've got it, dear.

Sure, General.

And I was hoping for such a pleasant

day.

Proceed with the witness. Mr.

Sport, can you point out the person in

this room responsible for the kidnapping

of Olivia Peru?Yes, that's

him right there. Donovan Bell.

Lousy snitch.

Has the jury reached a verdict?We

have, Your Honor. In the matter of the

people versus Donovan Bell, we find the

defendant guilty as charged.

To the power of the pack!

That was fun! What are we going to do now?

The dog-napping operation is shut down,

master. You're good dogs. You're good,

good dogs. Of course I am the

best. I knew all along that Sport

couldn't be trusted, but nobody ever

listens to me, uh-uh. If I was the

leader, we'd never get caught bysurprise.

Hey, Sport. I guess you showed blitz. It

all worked out in the end.