01x14 - Rama-Tut

[bunniefuu]

Hey, watch this bottle bombed off his

noggin'.

Okay, you Yankee Street guy. So you

wanna f*ck a mother could love a

face like that. Come and get us tall

orange and gross them. It's about time

you clowns learned a lesson.

Why don't you bums learn not to make fun

of other people?Now guess! And

don't think I'm decent people! A lot of

good it does to clean up these Yancey

Streeters. They're right. I'm the

world's homeliest creature. And I'm sick

of it. I think I'll go back up and take

off of some deserted island where no one

has to look at my ugly face

There are so many wonders in the culture

of ancient Egypt. Yes, and

mysteries. Hey, look at the carving on

this plaque. Why?That's an

amazing likeness. That is so similar to

Ben, both as the thing and himself, that

there must be some explanation. The card

says that the plaque is from an ancient

Egyptian period. Somewhere in the 10th

century B.C. If we could only go back and

find out what it means. Maybe we could

help Ben. Let's see if we can.

Ben! What on earth?Where are you going,

big fella?You weren't supposed to come

home till I was long gone. What do you

mean, Ben?Why are you leaving?I was just

gonna disappear. I'm sick of people's

expressions when they see my ugly puss.

You can't be serious about leaving us,

Ben. We're a team. Besides,

Reed has something exciting to tell you.

Exciting?What is it?

And so, Ben, if we can get back to the



I believethat we may discover a method of

restoring you to your original self.

Sounds great, but how are we gonna get

back into time?Remember, Dr. Doom?

He abandoned his castle. But there's a

chance the time machine he left behind is

still in working order. I propose that we

go there and attempt to project ourselves

back into that time in Egyptian history.

Well, what are we hanging around for?

Let's go!

There's the castle, Ben. Start your

letdown. I'll

set it down right beside the moat.

Nice landing, Ben. I hope that time

machine still works.

I'll fly over and lower the drawbridge.

Okay, Johnny. Play more!

Okay, g*ng, come on! Remind me to keep

that torch around. Sometimes he comes in

handy.

This control panel on the throne appears

to be in working order. All right, let's

try it. Get on the elapsed time plate,

and I'll be right behind you. Go! I

sent the machine to give us two weeks to

get back. Uh oh, here we go.

We made it. Now to change back to

my beautiful self. I only wish it was

that simple, Ben. Look over there.

We have company. Heads up, everyone.

Looks like we're in for a battle.

For the love of Mike, this is some

reception.

Flame on!

My force field is ready.

Helmets don't belong to this time in

history. This is a heck of a time to

worry about the warthrobe.

Look at those big, bad spears.

Hey, what's happening?I can't keep my

flame going. Wow,

I need more vitamins. My strength's

draining away. I'm

all dizzy.

Something's happened to Ben and Johnny.

Gotta get over there.

Now, something's happening to me, too.

I'm about to pass out.

Green, help me! Still, too.

It's as if we've been defeated by some

unseen force.

We're all helpless. Who could...

We must gather them up and take them to

our master.

What happened to us?Where are we?We're

prisoners. We've been brought to a throne

room. I wonder whose. It is that

of Rama-Tut. Yes, prisoners.

The awesome Rama-Tut. Pharaoh of

Pharaohs. King of the Seven Suns.

And now that you know who I am...

Yeah, yeahAnd where thee?The

Fantastic Four. You. You know

us?I thought that information would

startle you. Reed, something's wrong.

How can he know about us, 3,000 years

before we were born?It's kinda

weird. I think the secret lies with

Ramatat himself. Your mind is indeed

sharp as the ancient legend claimed, Mr.

Richards. And this weapon is the g*n that

sapped you of your powers. The

ultra-diode ray, invented by me



thousand years after your own century.

And you are a time traveler, too. Yes.

I came from the year 3000, the

glorious Age of Enlightenment, a peaceful

and progressive civilization. And I

beated every minute of it. I was an

adventurer. I longed for action,

for nations to conquer and rule as was my

destiny. It was in the year 3000

that I learned of the existence of the

Fantastic Four. How I

envied your dramatic and interesting

careers. Then one day, while

visiting the ruins of Dr. Doom's castle,

I discovered in his laboratory the

diagram of one of his greatest

inventions, a time machine.

I immediately set to work and constructed

the giant high-voltage machinery that

activated the time-space transfer.

Then... Knowing the superstitions of the

people, I fashioned a strange idol, and

placed my equipment and diode ray within,

and sent myself back through time and

space to this period in Egypt.

But I have become absolute ruler of these

people.

This ultra-diode ray made that possible.

I, however, had one unfortunate thing

happen. What was that?My control

equipment that activates the time machine

was damaged while passing through the

time-space transfer period. And so,

I have been unable to leave this

primitive period. Therefore, I have made

this my home, and the people

my sl*ves. Well, now,

haven't you done just dandy?

Yes. And since you have invaded my

kingdom, you too shall become

my sl*ves. That's not what we came here

for. Too slow, Mr. Fantastic.

Taste the power of my mighty weapon.

Guards! Seize them! Put the men to

suitable tasks. But keep the girl

here. For she has traveled all these

centuries to become my queen.

Oh, never!

My will is gone!

Gotta obey! Like

being asleep with my eyes open!

All clear to the north!

The enemies in the new territory have

fled. Can't help myself. I must

do as they command.

Me, the torch, a court jester. But

I must do as Ramadan commands.

How easily I have humbled Ford of the



Send for my future queen. Your Pharaoh

commands. I

want to resist, but I can't!

We're all trapped!

What the heck?

It's... It's a comic!It's sure

close. It

must be the celestial phenomena that took

place way back here in time.

I feel strange, like my old self.

It's changing me back. I've been grim

again. I'm not under Ramatat's

power anymore. Now's the time

to make a break. Back to your old

sl*ve. Sorry, pal.

Come back, you sl*ve! Sorry, I

can't stick around, Charlie.

But I gotta free my partner before I

change back to the snake.

Oh, hear me!I, Pharaoh of the

Seven Sons, have decided the time has

come for me to wed.

This woman shall be history's

most envied queen. This is terrible.

I'm aching to attack. But I'm powerless.

And now, to my bride-to-be.

Soon she shall be queen of

all the Nile. What?

Oh, that's right there. What?

Another 20th century intruder. Now

that I've got the diode, Ray, things are

gonna be different. Hey, what's

this?It's a reverse switch. It'll

free a person from domination. Of

course! In case Ramatut wants to release

someone. Uh oh. The comet's radiation

is wearing off. I better free Sue before

I fall back under Ramatut's power.

He rebirthed it! I'm free!

Here, take the g*n! I've got

it, Ben!

Ah, thank you, gal. That's better.

Now, where's old Rama Tuttiness

bully boys?It's clobberin'

time! Now you're

free, Johnny. Thanks, sis! Blame on!

Lou, stop! I command you! Your

commanding days are over. I must escape

to my hidden chamber and rally my forces.

I'm not through yet!

He disappeared! Right through the wall!

Hey, they're free!

I'll get the diode ray and free us.

Quick, Ben, the diode ray! Freeze!

Wake up! Thanks,

Johnny.

We're all free! It's good to be in

uniform again. You're back! By

treating Johnny! Johnny's up in the air!

Come here! And Reed's coming! Over here!

Isn't this the panel where Rama Tut

disappeared?Yeah! Come on, g*ng!

But how are we going to get in?Leave it

to Benjy!

This tunnel must come out on the other

side of the wall.

Oh, look. A sentry. I'll

stretch out and get him. He might know

where Rama Tut went.

Where is your master?He has gone to the

Great Sphinx to gather his forces.

Thanks, pal. Let's go, g*ng.

We must capture or destroy the

Fantastic Four!

Uh oh, there they are. And this old ramen

cut on the Sphinx. All right, let's

separate and move in using our own

individual powers. Everyone keep in

touch. Meet at the Sphinx.

Hey, the girls! Stop! Roger!

Okay. All you soldiers got a good hold?

Lean on!

Hey, Ben, come here.

What's up?Call the others and meet me

behind the sphinx. I have a plan. Uh

oh. Send signal. What's

next?Wait till the others get here. What

have I missed?Okay, we're

all here. First, we're spot it!

Quick, Reed. Fire the free diode ray.

There's so many of us. Don't know what

it'll do, but here it goes.

Better than I expected. That's a relief.

This hatch is probably booby-trapped.

Let's see.

I was right. It was atomized. But

it's okay now. Watch your step.

No sign of Rama Tut.

It's some kind of control room. Look over

there! It's some kind of screen! It's

starting to come on! You have shown more

power than I expected! You must be

destroyed! How many times have we heard

that speech?

We're trapped! Now, prepare

for your end!

Collectron g*ns!Through your fourthfield.

Johnny, go back behind us and burn a hole

through that wall. No sooner said than

done. All right. While Johnny burns the

hole, let's move back.

Okay, g*ng, get through to the next room.

They'll catch me. I have

repaired the mechanism. I must now return

to the future.

Sounds like Rama Tut is winding up his

time machine generators. They'll never

take that high RPM. Let's get out of here

before they blow up. I'll give it the old

college try and bust through the wall.

Come on, follow back. Hurry!

Wow! That looked like the end of Rama

Tut. I don't know. Perhaps he got away

before the expl*si*n. At any rate, if

he's in the 20th century, we'll find him.

Speaking of the 20th century, our time is

almost up. Where's Ben?Oh, for

gosh sakes, look! He's getting his

picture taken, Egyptian style.

How do you like that ham?He's being

immortalized in stone. You guys

go on over to our place of entry. I'll be

with you in a minute. Okay, Ben. Don't be

late. All

set?We're right on time.

Five, four, three,

two, one!

Quick trip?Wow! Yeah, for



ship and head for home.

I've never been out to the museum. When

we get back, let's all go out there.

Okay, Ben, good idea.

What do you think, Ben?I'm flabbergasted?

That's the same one that the guy did

yesterday. Sorry the change to your old

self was only temporary. What the

heck?Maybe it isn't so bad being the

ever-loving thing. After all, I'm the

only one that's an antique in his own

time. For posterity!