Human Centipede, The (First Sequence) (2009)

[bunniefuu]

What's going on, girls?

I know you girls.

I've got a horny video
of you at home.

You're always wet
between your legs, right?

I can do both of you at once. I'll f*ck you good and hard.

Would you like that?

Do you want to f*ck or not?

This is Dr. Heiter.

Sorry to call you so late.

But there's a problem. I've got two girls from New York.
They're having car trouble.

That's just great.

Yes, thanks a lot.

Bye.

God damn it! Be careful, will you!? Stupid cow!

Is there something wrong
with your eyes? Idiot.

Who the f*ck are you?
Where the f*ck am I?

What is this?

Answer me, what is this!?

Untie me, God damn it!

What are you doing?
Why the f*ck did you tie me up?

God damn it, untie me you freak!

Who the f*ck are you?

Why the f*ck are you doing this!?
Why are you doing this!?

Where the f*ck are you going?

The Japanese possess unbelievable strength
when backed into a corner.

The Japanese possess incredible strength
when backed into a corner.

What...

What are you going to do with us?

You're a crazy n*zi.

I'll get you, you dirty German madman.
Just you wait and see.

Your knots won't hold me forever!

Shut your mouth and untie me!

Just you wait until I get my hands on you.

What are you babbling about?

You really think
you'll get away with this?

Hey, hey, just a minute, just a minute. Just, just, just a minute...

Please stop!

sh*t!

Who the f*ck runs the electricity around here!?

Do you really think
you're God?

Make it all go away, please.

Stop this.
Stop it now. Turn it off!

How dare you lock us up here?
You crazy idiot.

You'll regret this,
you filthy as*h*le.

European madman.
Goddammit, let us out!

Now! We are not animals... To be caged!

I am not a dog you madman.

Now what?

What the hell are you doing?

Just die!

That's what you get.
I'm not your g*dd*mn dog.

I'm not a dog.

Do you get off on this?
This is your fetish.

Oh no...

sh*t.

I have to sh*t.
I have to sh*t.

Forgive me.

Help us! Help...

Yes, hello?

This is the police. We want to talk to you.

One minute...

Help us! Please, anyone!
We're in the cellar!

Hello...

Mr. Heiter... Good day.

Police...

This is my colleague Voller.

And I'm Detective Kranz.

May we come in a moment?

Of course.

Come in.

Thank you.

Take a seat.

How can I help you?

Mr. Heiter, people are missing.

Their vehicles were found
in your neighborhood.

Perhaps you could tell us more...

I'm afraid you've come
to the wrong house, you see...

I'm so busy at the moment
with my research and writing...

That I hardly leave the house.

Gentlemen... Can I offer you something
to drink?

Coffee, if you have any.

I'm afraid I don't have time
for coffee.

Water is all I have.

Mr. Kranz...

Thank you.

Mr. Voller...

So tell me,
what do you want to know?

Mr. Heiter, we know you're an international first-rate surgeon
and we don't want to disturb you...

But our investigation has hit a dead end.

And, you're a suspect.

I expect you have
your reasons.

But I have neither the time,
nor the patience...

For the banality
of missing persons.

What is that cage
being used for?

Could you get to the point?

A witness... Heard a woman...
Screaming on your property.

An American woman.
Can you explain that?

Absolutely not.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Your silver-colored Mercedes was seen, at the
place where the abandoned Dutch truck was found.

What do you think?

You think there's a connection!?
Oh the nerve you guys have to suspect me!

Finish your drinks
and get out of my house!

I need you out of my house... I have work to do!

Take it!

Come on.
I need you out!

Take it! Drink up!

You will regret that!

I'll see you in court.

You can count on being fired
when my lawyer hears about this.

My apologies.

I overreacted.

I'm overworked.

I don't get enough sleep.

I'll just get a towel.

Help us! We're in the cellar!
Come to the cellar! Help us!

Dear Joseph,
don't stress yourself.

Everything will be okay.

Come...

What is down there... In that cellar?

Now... You're going too far.

Well what's in there?

My laboratory, a small workroom,
and a t*rture chamber.

You're making a fool of yourself.

Can we take a look around?

Not a chance.

Look... My research is off-limits
to you... To everyone.

Do you have a search warrant?

I can have one in 15 minutes.

I'll ask you again:
What's in the cellar?

What you're doing is ill*gal,
as you no doubt are aware.

Shall I call the police
myself and tell them?

When you show me a warrant, you may
search my entire home.

... And what is this?

That...

Insulin.

I have diabetes mellitus.

We'll be back in 20 minutes
with a search warrant.

I think you're hiding something.

If you want to waste
the taxpayers' money...

That's your call.

See you soon.

f*ck you!

We have to get out of here!

One, two!

Okay?

One, two, one!
Come on!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!
Come on!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

One more... One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One...

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Come on! Almost there!
Come on, almost there!

Come on!

One!

Two!

One!

Two!

One!

Two! Almost there!

One!

Two! Almost there, faster!

One!

Two!

Why here? Why are we in this room?

g*dd*mn!

Goddammit!

Now what?

Hey God...

Are you God?

I'm just...

I'm just a puny insect.

I cast out my parents...
Left my child without a parent.

I dismissed their love,
and led a selfish life...

... Just like an insect.

In fact, lower than an insect.

But...

But dear God...

That's how I've lived my life!

And this is my punishment for living my life how I did!

I'm just...

... Trying to believe...

... That I'm still a human being.

Hey girls...

Hey look, it's God...

What a f*cked up world we're living in.

Police!

Dr. Heiter, police!

Dr. Heiter...

Well, g*dd*mn it...