Countess Perverse (1975)

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So, "the hands..."

No, "the monster's horrid claws
touched Melissa's body..."

"And then..."

What are you writing?

My new masterpiece

Ah.... More filth

Full of crime, monsters
horror and r*pe...

all that stuff

A little respect for art, please.
My muse calls...

- Fancy the beach?
- In this weather?

- It's all just water
- In this case, cold water

Who are you meeting?

Just friends

Are these friends six foot tall
and called Tom?

Who? What? Tom? You're mad.

See? So predictable

Of course, Tom

All right, Tom

Whatever you want, Tom

See you later, Tom

- So, was it Tom?
- Tom? No.

- Why are you lying?
- Who says I am?

- Spare me
- What if it was him?

- He's married
- I'm not jealous

He's a swine, you can tell

How can you tell?

His eyes

But of course

All men who look at me are swine,
if they don't look at you

There's a new theory

Tells the character of a man
by the colour of his eyes

Professor Steiner's theory

- How does it go?
- The whites of the eye...

- Don't laugh, it's true
- Of course.

You should listen to what I say...

That man is a swine.

Listen to me, Carole,
Tom's a good friend

He's really very nice
and his wife is too

But in your imagination
you only see monsters...

vampires attacking their victims...

howling wolves and ogres and...

and fountains of blood.

Sadistic perverts, sex maniacs,
K*llers...

crime and r*pe
and sleaze everywhere

Your ex Naval Officer awaits...

"He took her hand..."

"and caressed her slowly"

Come here, darling.
Come and look

Look down there

It's strange... see?

Looks like a woman

Let's go and see

No, I don't want to...

The house on the island...

Help me...

They're going to k*ll me

To... to k*ll me.

But I... I escaped

A man with black glasses...
Looking for me...

My twin sister had disappeared
...on the island

I had to find her

My sister was afraid

...of the island...

Those rocks...

Those rocks....

They warned of death.

But I had to go on

He wouldn't go any closer

I had to swim there

Swim to that house

Swim all the way to that
evil house

I was exhausted

The place... was silent

Deserted

Like a cemetery

I was afraid

I felt I was being watched

Watched from up there

I was scared to death

But I had to go on

A couple... A strange couple

Count and Countess Zaroff...

They live on the island

They invited me to...
stay with them

I became their guest

It's delicious, well done Rador

- I hope our guest agrees
- It's exquisite. Very unusual

Different and unique

Not for us. We're used to it now

My dear wife introduced me
to this type of meat

Sometimes us women have to
push their men to try new things

This all seems very mysterious

It's a strange feeling

What sort of meat is this?

Rador...

You'll soon find out
all about this meat

Ivanna will enjoy telling you

Isn't that so?

It's wild game. I hunt it myself

And Rador cooks it

Let's have coffee in the lounge

Rador has a special blend

He's a fascinating man.
I can see why you're so in love

We share many tastes

We enjoy hunting, fine dining
and succulent meals

It's good to share one's pleasures

What are these heads?

Aren't they amazing?

Do you like them?

I'm proud of them
and my husband loves them

They are great mementos

A wild boar from Hungary

A bear from Crimea

The deer is from Austria...

The puma from Llanos

The head from Amazonia

What is it?
What do you want?

We want you

Take her. Take her.

No... Let me go

Take her.

Harder.

Get me the syringe

Quiet now. Calm down

They wanted.. to k*ll me.

So what now?

Take her back to the island?

Yes, who's speaking, please?

Sylvia, it's for you.

- Who is it?
- It's Tom

Great

Yes, I'm waiting...
No, I won't hang up

Miss Sylvia Aguado, please

Orders from the Countess,
she wants a new victim

Hello, Sylvia.
Were you asleep?

It's ten already

Why not come here for lunch?

No, it's not like that

We'll expect you then?

Yes, we'll talk about that

Right, in an hour then

That was Tom

He's invited me to go
with him and his wife...

to a rich couple's island

You're going?

- Sure, why not?
- But darling...

it's far too risky

I don't care

Don't be afraid, Bob.
I know you're taking a risk...

but we've no choice if we
want to escape from here

Go far away
and forget all about this

To escape we need money
and to get that we need them

I just hope it works

- So, Sylvia, having fun?
- Yes, it's wonderful here

You're lucky to live in such a place

Nothing to do but lie in the sun...

...breathe the clean air,
lulled by the waves

You're right

But you're staying near the sea,
aren't you?

Yes, but in a cheap hotel

And only for ten days holiday

In a horrible room
with no view of the sea

Listen, Sylvia,
I've got an idea...

Why don't you move in here?

An excellent idea.
We can all three have fun together

Do you like Bob?

Yes, he's a nice chap.

That's all?
I'm not the jealous type

You can tell me

But he's your husband

That's not a problem.
I like him to have fun

And sometimes I might even join in

What do you mean?

Move in here. I want you...
I think I love you

Forget that nonsense about your hotel

Come and live here

I can't... You're foolish.

Yes, he's foolish.

That's why I love him.
And you will too

Now, stop worrying

- Let's go get your things
- Alright, but I'll do it

I'll be back in half an hour

See? That was easy

I knew it would be

I feel like laughing.
She's so stupid

What are you up to?

Why?

I'm going to spend the weekend with
friends who know very rich people

Who have a wonderful house
on a small island out there

Apparently with wonderful views

You know it could be dangerous?

Even deadly.

- You think so?
- I'm not joking

Your lovely couple are
eccentrics

With strange ideas

You don't know anything
about their friends

And then this island...

that you know nothing about

Anything can happen
on an island

g*ng r*pe, sadistic crimes...

Oh yes, islands are so dangerous

Honolulu, Puerto Rico,
The Bahamas, Hawaii

What about
the island of Dr. Moreau...

The island of Fu Manchu,
the island of Count Zaroff...

I've not been asked to spend
the weekend with any of them

I want you

I need you

The touch of you drives me wild.

Your skin... so sensual

Your lips, so enticing

Come, don't leave me alone

Sylvia... Come here

That's enough, it's my turn now

Dirty b*tch.

I wish we could stay here

Come on, get dressed.
They're waiting for us

Come on, let's go



This house frightens me

Don't be silly

- She's beautiful, isn't she Rador?
- Yes, quite charming

A real jewel...

...for a collector like me

Yes, Sylvia, it's a pleasure for us
to know someone so lovely

Right, Rador?

A great pleasure.
You are sweet and tender

How old are you, my child?

Who cares...?

She's here...

...she's a looker.
What more do you need?

Forgive me, Mr Nubar,
I didn't mean to offend you

You don't

Are you two finished?
Listen here...

You don't talk
to the Count like that

He just wanted to know more
about our guest

- You know we love such details
- You bet I know

Please, Bob, don't be so rude

Bob is a man with strong passions

Had his education been as strong,
he'd be perfect

I don't bear grudges.
And to prove it...

Here's the best piece of meat

Keep it, I don't want it

Control yourself

I'm sorry, he's not been himself
these last days

So I see.
Maybe you should leave

Your illness might prove dangerous

I'll be fine now

Poor Bob, he struggles
with the pleasures of the flesh

That's it, I'm off.
I want no part of your vile orgies

Shame, he's usually
such a sweet boy

Yes, he's very sweet

Do you like
our favourite meat, Sylvia?

Don't ask the sweet girl to lie.
This meat is rather tough

Not up to our usual standard

But next time...
Sorry - you won't be here

Why?

It's likely

- Am I upsetting you?
- On the contrary

Just that you will have already left
by the time we start cooking

Oh yes, that's a fact

Already left, indeed

It's so lovely here

Yes, it is... Spectacular

But I prefer...
the beauty of the human body

I didn't hear you come in

I thought you might need
something to wear in bed

Thanks. But... where's Moira?
Is she asleep already?

Yes. She was very tired

She's quite delicate

Is that a problem?

Yes, because I really like her

- You'd like to play with her?
- We already have

I'll do my best to help you
forget Moira

I'll be back once Rador is asleep



Sylvia, what are you doing?

Leave her be, my dear.
She's curious like all children

You know, it's no easy task
to cut off a human head

It's hard work

Come, my dear

Come and help us

A fine trophy...
for my little collection

But it's monstrous...
How could you...?

We'll keep the rest of her body

She's magnificent.
Her flesh will be so tender

Moist...

Her breasts are superb

They're my favourite parts

You eat human flesh?

Of course

And so do you

That meat you enjoyed so much,
it was human flesh

You're completely insane.
It's horrible

Come, my child, don't upset yourself.
Reject nothing that gives pleasure

Don't be so conventional.
Admit you enjoyed the meal

She's dim, but she's certainly juicy

I think we're going to have fun,
my dear

Yet another fine feast day

It'll soon be dawn

Why prolong my t*rture?

I know what you want

You want to k*ll me

Put my head next to those...

...those other poor innocents

That would be too easy

And far too cheap for us.
We're artists

You have no conception
of the nobility of certain emotions

I, Countess Zaroff, am incapable
of k*lling in cold blood

I love the hunt...
The game of life and death

I always give my prey
a chance to escape

At dawn we shall let you loose

Exactly ten minutes later, my sweet,
I will hunt you down with my bow

If we have not caught you
when the church clock strikes 9...

You will be free

And I myself will take you
back to dry land

These are the rules of the game.
Or else...

Or else you become a tender
and succulent roast for our table

The birds are already singing.
It is dawn...

Let it begin

Murderers....

Did it go well?

Very well.
We'll get 2 million for her

Why?

I'll call the police.
You hear me? I'll do it...

I don't think you'll do that

You're involved in this too

I've waited for this
moment so long, my love

For me, you will be
the best meal of my life

Wake up, Sylvia.

You're alright?
You're not hurt?

You're sure?
What happened?

What...?

I was so afraid

I read in the newspaper...

a girl was found on an island,
shot by an arrow

But that wasn't me

Look, I'm fine

You spent the weekend
with them?

Well... No

This time I realised you were right

- That man is a swine.
- Oh, I'm so happy

I really like you, Sylvia

Really?