Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain (2003)

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Listen: stay here, allright?

No way, I seen enough horror movies
to know what not to do.

What are we supposed to not do, then?

If you leave you disappear,

like every other B-movie character does.

Look, I'll be gone in a couple of minutes.
It's probably just a few kids just fooling around.

Yeah... What would kids be doing at this hour
in the middle of the forrest...

Camping.

Amy.

Amy? Amy?
Come on Amy, this isn't funny!

Come on, knock it off!

Amy?!

sh*t!

Oh, f*ck!

Amy!

Amy?

Amy are you okay?

What?

Amy, just talk to me, ok.

What the hell is this place?!

Evil Breed
The Legend of Samhain

DRUIDS

God, look at this place!

The Town That Dreaded Sundown!

That's a movie, right?

Yes, true story ...

It's about a k*ller in Texas...
They never got the guy.

Rumor has it, he may have moved to Ireland.

Shae, why don't you enjoy yourself
like the others?

We have nothing in common ...

Sure you do, you're all
part of the same trip ...

Should make the most of it..

I'm just don't belong with them ...

You should give it a try,
mix up with them a little bit, you know?

How long to the place, Karen?

It's not that far,
about half an hour at worst.

Half an hour?!

I'm not gonna survive this trip ...

Awesome. So cool.

Wow! It's beautiful!

Inside maybe...on outside it looks
like a leftover set from Phsycho.

Do you ever shut up?!

We are so lucky!

This place is great!
- Except for the weather ...

I don't know. the woods come awefully
close to the house, don't they?

You're afraid of everything you?
The plane, the woods...

Why not stop breathing while you're at it?!
There are a lot of pollution out there...

Steve, you leave Shae alone.
I'm gonna go get my bags.

Hey, she's old enough to take a joke, right?

Apperantly not...

She's just playing hard to get...
rid off.

Well, I think this place is beautiful.

Oh sh*t, thanks for the manly help here!

Karen, luggage can wait. We've been in planes
and cars for hours. I just wanna lie down.

Yeah right, do a little
lie down with Jimmy, ey! Wow!

I think we should just take the van
and lets go find that close local pub.

Sounds like a plan to me.

- Allright, have it your way.
- Thank's for the manly help.
- No problem, no problem

I'll just set an example
and get my room ready first.

I'll help you.

Oh, Shae. It's plenty of work to do later,
go with the others and have a good time.

Get out of here!

Oh God! Paul! My god,
you scared the hell out of me.

What were you doing here?!

I took the first plane to Dublin.

Honey

You didn't really expect that
I was gonna leave you here stranded
for a week with a bunch of teenagers.

Well, I can take care of myself!

Besides, were not a teenagers anymore.

And it is my job.

Aren't you happy to see me?
I took a week off work to come here and help you.

Very happy to see you!
You scared the hell out of me!

- What can I can say ...
Nothing,

Wait a minute ... How did you get in here?

- The caretaker let me in.
- Really?.

I never met him. What's he like?

Strange.

- God, Shae.
- Sorry!

- I didn't mean to scare you.
- What are you doing here?
- I thought you guys were gonna go into the village?

Yes, they did. But I rather get my room ready.

Friendly, isn't she...

I just don't know what to do with her.
You know, she's such a bright girl, but...

it's like she's scared of having fun.

Being young has never been easy, Karen.
She'll get thru it, we all do.

I just wish the others would make it easier for her.

You're doing great, honey. You just can't be their mom.

Tell my why I took this job again?

You wanted to see Ireland?

So ... What is your favorite scary movie, Shae?

Why do you ask? You know I don't watch that stuff ...

And why is that?

Let me guess ... because you're afraid of scary movies, right?

No, Steve, is because they're all the same.

It is always some slow walking k*ller stocking

oversexed teenagers and big breasted b*mbos, who can't act

And besides, it's always a boring virgin who get's to live at the end.

Well, then I guess you have nothing to be concerned about?

And you're on top of the list?

Oh, you bet I am!

Steve, you know masturbation doesn't count, don't you?

Michael! Is that you Michael?

No, it's not Michael ...

OK, where are you?

Michael, this isn't funny!

She's so dead!

How do you know that?!

I've seen all these movies, allright?

Anybody who says "Hello" or "it's not funny" gets it.

It's like a death ticket, allright?

It's not Michael.

It's the crazy psycho and he's about to put a big a*s axe in your skull.

So turn on the f*cking light.

Jim, watch your language!

Sorry, Karen.

Don't go in there! Why's she going in there?

He's probably behind the door.

Nothing,

Yeah yeah yeah, he chops her up. And you know what? She deserve it.

She was too stupid to live.

You're an idiot!

Take a pill, Shae, it's just a movie allright?

f*ck off.

Guys enough!

You know what? Good night!

What's wrong with her.

PMS!

What?!

Allright, guys, this is really enough with Shae. Ok?

I really want you to leave her alone from now on.
Are we clear? Steve?

- Steve?
- Clear

Cursed.

Excuse me! Hi, would you be Mr. Saxon, the caretaker?

I am Karen Douglas,

I'm with the group ... I'm with the Sheply College of historical studies.

Did you have any disturbences last night, Karen?

- Excuse me?
- Did you sleep well?

Yes
- And the girls?

Yah, the boys too, thanks for asking.

You're a heavy sleeper, aren't you?

What?

I said, you're a heavy sleeper.

How would you know?

Because I was in your room.

What?!

Hey, Gary. How did it go with that faucet?

I asked him to fix the faucet in our room, it keept me awake all night ..

But obviously it didn't bother you.

Ah ... I'm sorry! I didn't know ...

Tell the kids to stick with the path.

Bad things happend when you stray from the path.

Don't listen to him, his just rambling again.

My name is Pandora, I'm Gary's cousin.

Hi Pandora, I'm Karen, nice to meet you.
This is my boyfriend, Paul.

Hi.,
Hi.,

Welcome Karen and Paul. And don't be intimidated by

Gary's stories. He just loves to scare the tourists.

So ... What brings you up to this rural parts of Ireland?

Profits from the massive T-shirt and chocolate sale.

That's how we finance the trip.
I am a teacher and instead of boring the kids in the classroom

I decided to bring them here.

That's so lovely! I'd love to meet them.

We don't get many visitors up in these parts.

Oh, I'm sure we can arrange something.

So things are pretty much always peaceful and quiet around here, ha?

Usually, but it does get busy from time to time, with tourists season and all.

Don't let quiet deceive you.

You can never be sure what's out there.

Will you stop your nonsense?

You're bothering our guests.

It's not safe to be out at night.

Specially during the time of Samhain.

The time of what?

Oh, or Samhain, the Irish pronunciation of Samhain

Sam who? I still don't understand.

The end of summer. October 31.

Bloody sacrifices.

Blessing of the harvest.

Feast of the dead.

The anicent Celts' equivalent of Halloween.

It's still celebrated by some Wickens.

It begins at sundown on October 31st.

Nothing to worry about then,

Halloween is still far away.

The old Druids used to celebrate it in the fields around here,

But now a'days it's just an excuse for a bunch of paddys to get together

and drink themself silly.

Not that they need any excuses.

The sacrifices were needed to appease the evil spirits, you know.

Keeps them from going hungry for souls.

Gary, those are just old folktales ...

Matters of the afterlife is still taken very seriously around these parts.

They still burn fires in the field to wore off the evil spirits.

Come on, Gary! You're a grown man!

Those are fairy tales made up to scare kids ...

In any case, folks with any common sense, stay at home at night.

Or keep to the trails.

It keeps them out of thouble.

And so we shall.

Bye.
Bye.

Never say I didn't warn you.

Saw a man once, went of the trails.

Looked like a damn plate of Irish stu where they found him.

You're saying the still have sacrifices around here?

According to rumors.

Don't listen to him, he's just rambling.

The only rituals left are fires in the fields.

Candles in the windows.

And trick or treaters.

Tell them! Tell them!

Tell us what?

Gary was born on Samhain night and

he believes he is cursed with the two sights.

What?

Clearvoyance.

The old Druids believed that Samhain night

was a crucial point in the flow of time

and therefor the best nigth to have visions of the future.

So, Gary, what do you see for us?

Fortune? Great careers?

Marriage maybe?

Death.

That Gary guy gives me the creeps.

He's just having fun with us.

Yes, that's what gives me the creeps.

Are you scared, Karen?

I don't believe it, you're actually scared.

Go to hell.

What's wrong?

I don't know... The kids, the travel.

The responsibility.

I just wanted to have fun, you know.

Well, maybe if you had fun, they had som fun too.

I'll try.

- Shae scared, Shae scared.
- You stop it.

Let it go, Steve.

Why are you allways bothering here?

Because she is an "emotional princess"

I'm just trying to build her self-esteem.

Would you just leave her alone?!

Jesus Christ, would everyone f*cking relax,
she's the one that's acting like a baby.

- I'll get you for this Barb.
- I'll be waiting.

Hey Mam, just doing my nightly walk.
That's ok.
Listen: I didn't mean to scare you this morning.

That's allright, Gary.

- Really

You reminds me so much of my sister.

I didn't know you had a sister.

- She's dead.
- I'm sorry.

It's ok, it's a while ago.
Didn't listen to my advice.

Went off the trails.

Take good care of them kids, Mam.

Keep'em out of the woods and everything will be allright.

Trust me on that.

Can I ask you a question, Gary?

Why are you so concerned about us?
And I appreciate it, really ...

I have visions, Mam.

Terrible visions.

Good night, Gary.

Nite, Karen.

Shae, dammit! What were you doing out so late?

I just needed some time alone, I'm sorry.

What am I gonna do with you. I am responsible for you, ok?

So if I tell you not to be out too late, listen to me.

I'm old enough to take care of myself, thanks.

-What do you want?

To offer my services as safety belt, just like lucky Jim here.

Shut up, as*h*le.

What's the matter, Barbara? Afraid of intimacy?

I can't help but wonder what doors
of mystery you might open to the man

with the right ... key.

Does that half a*s Jim Morrison sh*t
really work with cheerleader?

Why are men always late so late?

To give you time to powder your nose.

Allright guys, let's go.

Buckle up, kids. I'm not known for my driving.

This is what I sat down 6 hours on a plane for?
A bunch of rocks?

Believe it or not, it's a calendar.

The ancient Druids placed great importance

on the passing of seasons.

They needed to track time, so they aligned these
rocks with the stars and the moon in order to do so.

I don't think I can ever see a photo that
can capture the real feeling of this place.

Chill out Shae, will you? It's just a pile of rocks.

I got rocks too you know.

Interested?

More like pebbles, Steve ...

The Druids used these rocks to know when to hold the fire festivals.

Why fire festivals?

Well, in terms you guys would understand, 3 days partys

to celebrate the harvest.

Excellent.

Harvest? I thought that Samhain was a festival
to celebrate some Celtic death god, or something.

No, actually that was just a rumors started by Christians.
Shae is right. The Christians were

trying to spread fear of a religion
they believed was evil in essense.

Yey, more brownie points for Shae.

Steve, that's enough

Where was I?

- Harvest.
- Harvest, yeah.

Harvest time was also the Celts new year.

so the Druids made sure it went out with a bang
before they had to button down for winter.

So they had the festivals at Samhain at the end of October,
when they were dressed up in costumes.

and well, to scare off the dead souls.

So this is how Halloween came about, right?

Actually yes. Halloween is a mishmash of All Hallows' Eve

and All Saints Day,
which is a Catholic holiday

The tradition was exported to America by Irish immigrants
during the great potatoe famine.

I read somewhere that the Druids used to sacrifice people.

Yes, that has been agreed, but most
researchers have debunked it as just a myth.

They stuck to animals, which they would
sacrifice on the night of October 31.

Still, that's really creepy.

Well, if you wanna hear something really creepy. Listen up:

In the early fourteenth century, the Sony Ben Clan lived in a cave and survived

by murdering and robbing travelers. Their bodies disappeared, the travelers, that is.

But...no one ever imagined that they'd been eaten.

- Uhh!
- Cool.

Shut up, moron.

Under these incredible conditions

Sony produced 14 children, all brought up in a cave.

Over the years, by incest, the family grew to 24 grandchildren.

And as the children grew up, they also participated in the killings.

They received no other form of education outside of murdering

and cannibal cousine.

Waw, now that's history.

Oh sh*t!

She just pulling our leg.

No, unfortunately it's a true story.

Thry obviously got caught, right?

Of course!

Are you sure they got them all?

Apparently, but some people believe their descendants migrated to Ireland

perpetuating their incestues and canibalistic ways.

Still, that's really creepy, Karen.

Allright guys, that it for today. Have the rest of the day off when we get back.

Way too cold to take a dip today.

What you guys wanna do?

I think I'll go for a walk.

What do you think, Jim?

That's cool with me, babe.

I'm dying to be alone with you.

Sex, sex, sex, it's all you two can think about,
you're getting really boring, you know that?

What boring about sex?

Well, nothing, except when it's with you.

Well, whatever you guys do, don't stray from the trail.

What do you mean?

That Gary dude says ther's some kind of monster
in the woods, or something like that.

Yes, I heard. The Druids. Human sacrifices and all.

Or maybe it's the Sony Ben clan.

Karen said the Irish druids never sacreficed humans,
the Gaulish druids did.

Yeah, but Ireland is fairly close

to France.

You guys are really starting to give me the creep.

You sound like some Ted Raimi flick or something.

That would be Sam Raimi, Barb.
Ted Raimi was Sam's brother. He's an actor.

Whatever.

Come on, Jim.

Let's go Jim ...

Allright, that's it.

What's going on?

I think there's someone messing around outside.

It's probably Steve, he likes to scare people.

Bloddy kids, worse than I am.

No, he's at the lake ...

Maybe he's not, wouldn't surprise me.

Where's Karen?

She went to the village, for food for tonight.

- Why?
- Just wondering.

You shouldn't go there.

With all due respect, sir.

We're not doing any hard by walking in the forrest.

Can't let you go.

Many folks got in trouble down that road.

Sir, we don't want any trouble.

Then turn around and walk away from trouble.

Just leave us alone, will you?

Come on, Karen.

Heard about the American tourists?

Cute couple, just like you two.

They just found their bodies.

Cleaned to the bones.

There's no place for living souls out there.

Yeah. Yeah, we heard.

Those darn Druids ha?

They invite a few pals over for a little harmless human sacrifice.

And look what happends. Tourism is in the gutter.

Laught at me all you want, lad, but if you youself k*lled,
don't come looking for my soul.

We brought a map.

It'll only lead you to hell.

You don't like me very much, do you?
Huh?

- I Said you...
- I heard you.

I just...I don't understand the question,

Why you think I don't like you?

Jees, I don't know...
Your sarcastic remarks maybe,

or you tendency to flood my pants with cold water

Steve, I don't hate you.
If you really want to know ...

I actually think that you're kind of cute

This place is cool.

- Jesus Christ.
- What?

Relax Jim, it's just a girl.

I'm Jenny, sorry I scared you.
I slipped on some mud and came down the hill.

- No harm done.
No, I really scared you, I'm sorry.

It's cool, really.
But what are you doing alone in the woods?

Yes, you didn't hear the speech about sticking to the trail?

No, I don't know what you're talking about,
I'm just looking at my friends Mark and Amy.

They were supposed to meet at the camp grounds
just north of ahere, and nobody sees them for days.

Did you talk to the police?

Yeah, but they're no help.

They told me it was going to be 48 hours
before they can do anyhing so...

I can't wait that long.

Good luck, I hope nothing bad happened to them.

I'm sure they're ok.

I hope you're right.

They keep going off on these adventures ..

So I'm gonna keep looking.

Good luck, I'm sure you will find them.

If we see them, we'll let them know that you're loking for them.

That's so nice, thank you. Bye, guys.

Do you think her friends were those American tourists that Gary was babbling about?

I hope not.

Poor girl.

This place is creepy.

So?

You have your moments.

Feel like going past 1st base?

Ahh, I should have known your newfound good nature wouldn't last long,

now you got what you wanted.

Hey, at least I ask. I'm not very good at this you know?

Trust me, I know.

Big macho exterior falling apart, Steve?

I like you like this, when you're calm, vulnerable, and true to yourself.

That's when you're really cute.

Cute enough to go past 1st base?

We'll see about that, Romeo.

See you in my room in an hour.

Where the hell could they be?

They're old enough to take care of themself.

They probably light a fire somewhere, and fool around.

Just like I'm trying to do with you right now.

It's getting dark out there, maybe we should go look for them.

Let's head back?

Fine with me.

Which way do we go?

Ok.

Well.

I think ... it's ...

this way.

Why is it I don't feel comforted?

I think we're lost.

Give me the map.

We're not lost, you looking at it backwards.

- What the hell is this?
- What?

That's not on the map.

Let's check it out.

I think we should just go back to the cottage.

I just wanna have a look.

It looks like a castle.

It'll be cool.

We're not far from the cottage anyways.

Ok, but I don't wanna stay long.

Don't worry.

You're such a worry wort, you know that? You're not their mother.

You keep saying that.

Ok, you're right.

Where are the others?

I think Steve and Barbara are upstaires.

and Shae went to the lake again.

I don't know where the others are.

How about this? You go get hem together and I make some coffee.

Ok.

This isn't exactly the mood I had in vision.

Don't say anything.

I'd like another chance.

To ask again, when the moment is better.

I'll go get them, you make that coffee.

It is probably dangerous.

Doesn't look like anyone lived here for years.

I think you're right.

It looks pretty empty.

Why don't we just go back home?

I just wanna scope it out.

Maybe we'll find some old relics or something.

I bet they'd be worth a fortune.

There is nothing here, Jim.

Tomorrow we should have a party here, with the others.

Minus their parental guidance, of course.

I'm going back, this is not a good idea.

Change the CD, will you?

I'm out of here.

This can't be good.

sh*t!

What?

Just wanted to make sure you're still here.

Well, I am.

Where?

Down here.

I really want to go back.

I thought you allready left.

It's dark out there, I don't wanna go alone.

Well, I'm not done down here.

I found some cool stuff.

I'm really going this time.

Fine.

I'll see you there.

- Chicks

What is it now?

Speed up.

- I'm trying, how much longer?
- I don't know ...

Jim, please stop this.

Jim, are you there?

I wanna get out of here, do you hear me?

Jim, this is not funny. Answer me, god dammit.

Hey, who's there?

Hey buddy, you're mute or what?

Think it's funny, f*ck face?

If I were you, I'd get the hell out of here,
if I didn't want my sorry a*s kicked.

Holy sh*t.

I'm sorry to bother you, but have you seen Karen or Paul?

Are you ok?

What the hell is going on around here?

Gary, what's the matter?

Help!

Help!

Help, please.

No, God, no.

Help me!

Holy sh*t!

f*cking as*h*le.

Gary.
Gary, what the hell is going on?

Gary, open the door!

Gary!

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God.

sh*t!

Karen, Paul! Anybody home?

Rob, are you here? I can't find anybody.

Oh, my God.

Shut up. They're gonna hear you.

How long have you been here?

I don't know.
Months ... years maybe ...

Long enough to have that.

God damn inbred mother f*ck.

Oh, my God.

God damn freaks of nature.

Oh, my God.

PS: they have a taste for Americans.

Cause we all seem to end up here.

Irish turism must not be doing good.

But I don't understand
how did you survived for so long?

Food isn't the only thing that they'r after.

They've been inbreeding for so long

their women can't conceive anymore.

They needed breeders.

That one didn't survive.

I got the beating of a lifetime over it.

I guess now I'm just gonna be their next feast.

No, no, let me help you.
I'll get you out of here.

I have lost too much blood, and I'm weak.

I'm not gonna leave you here to be eaten.

To be honest, I won't even fight it anymore.

I don't even care at this point.

You need to get out of here.

- I'm not gonna leave you here.

I think there's an exit over there, somewhere ...

Just please go.
Just go on, hurry up.

Hurry, before they come back.

I'll come back for you.
I'll come back with help, ok?

I'll be dead by then.

Oh my god.

Get this thing out of me. Now!

Oh my God, Paul.

Leave me alone!

Sick son of a b*tch.

Please somebody help me ...

Oh, my God.

Please open the door.

Please someone help me ...

Do not worry, you're safe child.

You're the first one to get away.

You know it?

Who are you?

So many campers and never a one of
them leave here alive, until now.

I save what I could find.

No one should be forgotten.

Child, you're special. Aren't you.

How about a nice pot of tea?
To ease your mind of it's troubles.