Do you, Richard,
take Adenike to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
To have and to hold,
in sickness and in health
In good times and woe.
For richer or poorer.
And uphold yourself onto
her till death do you part.
Do you, Richard?
Do you, Richard?
Richard, do you take Adenike
as your lawfully wedded wife?
You have to say yes. This is
the part where you say yes.
Say yes.
What do you mean,
"Say yes" blood?
What are you talking about, man?
I put my flesh and
my blood. No, man.
Hey listen, hey listen, I'm
cutting, yeah. I'm done.
Why are you guys watching him?
I'm paying you to be here.
Go after him!
Somebody please go after him.
Go after him. Don't let him go!
I told you he wants to go.
sh*t!
Escuse me ma'am. Please you
need to sign these papers.
And also courier would be
arriving today by 3.00pm
to deliver the last bit of
the inventories we ordered.
I get you but I don't have time
for this now. I'm running late.
You know my dad is travelling today, so
I have to see him off to the airport.
I'm sure you can handle it
- Yeah. Yeah, I will.
- You can handle it?
- Just handle it.
- Okay no problem.
Alright ma'am. See you tomorrow.
- Thank you, see you.
- Thank you.
Okay.
-Hi -How are you doing?
-Hi -Good afternoon,
madam Joko.
- How are you? Where's daddy?
- Fine, thank you.
Um, the Ambassador is
in his bed chambers.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, come in.
- Hi Daddy.
- Oh, hi Sweetie ah!
- How are you doing?
- I'm well. How are you?
I'm very well. Oh, Darling!
- Yes Daddy.
- Wow!
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
- And you? You look sharp.
- I'm good.
Thank you. Sorry about
keeping you waiting.
You know how it is. I won't miss seeing
you off to the airport for anything.
I know. It's alright.
Well, there's still time.
And so how are you doing?
I'm okay, Daddy.
You know, just busy.
As a business tycoon that I am.
Oh, yeah. That is the word that I
like hearing these days from you,
- business tycoon.
- Yes.
I love that!
You know it's really good
to see you this strong.
You're now independent.
You make decisions on your own
things that you've been doing
er, even while I'm here.
So I can imagine how much more
you would do when I'm away.
- Thank you.
- Alright.
So I'm, um, super
proud. Unlike your
your cousin, Nike
Just minor setback
she gave up on life and
only God knows what is
happening to her right now.
Daddy, it wasn't minor. Ah-ah!
That man literally left her on the
altar. It wasn't even my wedding
- but I still have nightmares.
- But you,
- you were a bridesmaid, right?
- It doesn't matter, Daddy.
- Let's just forget about it.
- Okay.
You haven't told me where you're
going to. Where are you gong to?
Er, well, um,
multiple locations.
Er, um, I'll be here and there.
Everywhere. See, honey,
I I need this trip.
I need Um, all my life,
I've been working and working
just to make sure that we
we we have a good life.
Even when your mom passed on, I
couldn't even grieve, to be on my own.
So I need this time
to be on my own.
To, you know, reflect and
um, just for self-discovery
and spiritual reawakening.
Okay? That's all.
That's all. And I'll be
back in no time. Okay?
Okay Daddy. You're actually right.
You work really, really hard.
But I just think I should
have your location. At least
one of them, just
for safety reasons.
Exactly! That's
what I want to do.
I'll leave you with a number.
- Okay.
- And, um, you call me. But honey,
- emergency only.
- Okay.
Okay?
Yes. So
Sweetheart, emergencies only.
I'll try not to lose this. You
could have texted it to me, though.
Once I land,
-I'll give you a call -Mm-hmm.
And I'll tell you where I am.
- Okay.
- Okay?
- Alright.
- I hope so.
So that's that.
Alrighty.
I'm sure the aircraft is waiting
- for you to be ready.
- Yes, it is. Um, Jenkins!
Jenkins!
Where's this boy?
Hi. Please help me
grab Daddy's luggage.
- Alright.
- Alright. Alright?
- Sweetheart?
- Yes Daddy.
- Jenkins the suitcases.
- Alright.
Thank you.
- Are you good? Not forgetting anything?
- Yeah. Thank you.
- Nothing.
- Okay.
Oh dear!
- I know.
- Are you okay?
I'm perfect. How are you?
Very well. I'm good.
- Aw. Uh, Chinedu.
- Yes sir.
Yeah, um, I want you and Joko to
work hand in hand while I'm away.
All protocols and safeguards
have been put in place
to ensure smooth operation.
So I don't expect you guys to run into
any hitch or have any encumberances.
- Yes sir.
- Yes Ambassador.
You'll hear from me, sir. I'll do
my utmost best while you're away.
- There's no worries.
- You know I count on you all the time
and everytime.
Yes sir.
- Sweetheart?
- Yes Daddy.
- Come. Give Daddy a hug.
- Oh. My bad!
- Aw.
- I'll miss you Daddy.
- I'll miss you too.
- We still don't know when you're back.
You haven't told us yet.
Um Before you
know it, I'm back.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
So anything you need,
Chinedu will sort you.
Of course.
But sweetheart, nothing
too extraordinary. Okay?
- Okay.
- Alright. Um, I need to board now.
- Okay.
- Sir, are you sure you won't need me?
No, it's good you're at home.
- Alright. Take care of yourselves.
- Alright Daddy.
- You heard the man.
- Yes ma'am.
Everything I need.
- Hello Abigail.
- MK Johnson
What's my name? Bop Daddy
Big tunes got
the club banging
Less man
More baddies
What's that? It's
a drop-top Caddy
What's my name? Bop Daddy
Big tunes got
the club banging
Less man. More baddies
What's that? It's
a drop-top Caddy
Bop Daddy
Bop Daddy
Bop, Bop, Bop Daddy
- Bop Daddy
- Bop Daddy
Bop Daddy
- Bop, Bop, Bop Daddy
- Bop Daddy
Bop Daddy
Bop Daddy, Bop,
Bop, Bop Daddy
- Bop Daddy
- Bop Daddy
Bop Daddy
Bop, Bop, Bop Daddy
- Shey you like you like Okocha
- Okocha
- I got skills you go like to uncover
- Uncover
- Bigie man wey be life supporter
- Uncover
But not the type
wey dey type computer
I don't type computer
Neck froze, Harmattan
See the watch e
dey shine from afar
Central Bank is
inside his agbada
A couple toys just
land Apapa oma gba
But daddy no dey rush
I slow walk, oh, God
You go fear Bop
You don't have respect
for the chairman
- Director
- Say
What's my name? Bop Daddy
Big tunes got
the club banging
- Baddies
- Girl, your babe is now the Boss.
No more protocol. I'm
the one on top now.
Jolly Joko. Tell me, what
mischief have you been up to
this peaceful Saturday?
I'm telling you that I'm now the
one in charge of Ambassador's house.
As we speak, I'm right there. In fact,
there's one sweet pampering coming to me.
Do you wanna join me?
Ah! Ah, wait. Wait. Where's
the ambassador himself?
I don't know where he is oh.
He said he was going on
some mumbo jumbo trip.
- Something about Thank you.
- Enjoy.
Are you for real?
Girl, I don't know.
He said he's going
on some retreat,
something-something. I
don't know where he is.
I don't know when he's back but I
know he's not back any time soon.
Are you for real? Wait. See,
tell me where, tell me when
We're shutting down tonight.
Shutting down which town?
Girl, are you coming
to the house or...
Let me call you back.
A call is coming in.
- Calling back...
- call me back oh because we must...
Hello.
- Hello darling!
- Oh my God!
- How are you doing?
- I'm with you my love
- Daddy! Fine thank you.
- Sweetness. Mh-mh, well well
- I didn't know it was you.
- Ape planet sweetness
Your number is not showing.
What caller number is this?
Anyway, how are you?
How's your trip?
- Yeah, the trip was smooth.
- With you everything is sweetness
- Yeah, I'm here now.
- You make my heart feel good
Alright. Okay. Here, where?
- I said here. The place I The place.
- I'm with you my love lover
Anyway, I called to let you
know that I landed safely and
there's nothing to
worry about. Okay?
Alright love.
Who's that?
Are those women I hear, Daddy?
Yeah. Eh, Joko. Alright
I'll talk to you later.
- Alright. I love you. I miss you.
- Because I have respect for you, girl
- Alright. I got it.
- Spending for you every night and day
- Ah, my daughter!
- I'm praying for you, because of you
- Really?
- I fly like butterfly, my love love
This is why people
People are saying
- You like that.
- That I've lost my senses, my brain
- Can stop me from loving you
- Oh, oh!
My love with you
everything is well
Your love makes my heart feel good.
Nobody can love you the way I do
Wow!
God!
God help me please!
Help your boy please!
Oh no!
Ah-ah!
Why is this man calling me?
Why is this man calling me?
Why is he calling me now?
Hello?
Sherrif, what's up?
How much, um, market
did we sell this month?
Sir, actually, I wanted to
call you a few weeks back
to tell you this but I didn't
want to break your heart
Eh? Sir, the fish are all dead.
Eh? They're all dead.
The remaining ones
herdsmen came from nowhere
and an ate everything.
They didn't even
give me anything.
Sir, there's a problem
now. Nothing is happening.
So what are you sayning now?
Huh? What the hell
are you saying?
Sir you know I
won't tell you lies.
Where I come from, we
don't tell lies at all.
Sir as it stands,
we didn't sell anything oh!
Are you insane?
Have you lost it?
Sir, I cannot be insane. Sir,
I'm telling you the truth.
As we're speaking, I'm at the
place we're burying the fish.
Sir, so no market
anywhere, no money
nothing at all, I'm
speaking the truth.
I cannot lie to you. If I lie,
let thunder strike me. See, see
Hello? I'm not hearing
you. Sir, speak up.
- Speak up. I cannot hear you.
- So this is...
- Hello? Hello?
- Sherriff!
Sherriff! Sherriff!
Let me quickly turn it off.
Wow!
Ah!
Hello Mekus, Mekus! My man!
Mekus, what's up?
Ah, Victus my brother,
I'm fine. How's your end?
Mekus, you've
forgotten your man oh!
You're just enjoying your money
alone. You don't even remember me.
Oh wow!!
Money? Where's the money
in this new economy?
See, I'm not fine. To
be honest with you.
Business is very slow.
My wife will soon give birth. I
don't know how we're going to cope.
See, it's the Lord that
directed you to call me today.
Please can you lend
me a little change...
Em, Mekus, I'll call
you back, please.
I'll call you back. Something
urgent just came up.
Please don't be offended.
I'll call you back. Okay?
Victus.
That is it!
That is it!
Clause 33 G
"If the Executive Chairman / CEO
is absent and unreacheable
for an extended period of time
exceeding 25 consecutive
calendar days,
then full control of the
affairs of the company
falls to the sitting
members of the Board.
This clause shall become effective when
there's no objection from Board members
but will authomatically take
effect 48 hours after voting
irrespective of any objection
provided the EC / CEO
remains physically absent."
That is it!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Ooh! That's it!
Okay.
Seven here and here.
That is it!
I think this would
suit her color.
Has she paid for all of these?
- No ma.
- She's yet to pay.
- Yes ma.
- And we still want to give her more.
Is this up to five yards?
Yes ma.
Adeoloju are you sure?
Yes ma. It's up
to five yards ma.
Invictus, why are
you calling me today?
Hello ma.
I tender my official
greetings to you, ma.
How are you doing?
- Look, are you listening?
- I don't have that time.
I don't have that time! I'm busy.
Just go straight to the point.
Ma, there's Something just
came to my attention which, er,
I know would be of a
significant interest to you.
What is not significant
in everything that you say?
Is this not one of your
business ideas of telling me
to invest my money in BBB
because it's better
than MMM? Mmh?
Or is it not the one
that you'll call me
and say that I should
invest in Monkeyvest
because I'll see my
money climbing trees
and then it goes up and goes
up and I'll have plenty money.
And that it is better and
bigger than Piggyvest.
Isn't it? Or the 60
million naira that
you adviced that I should put
in Owambe political parties
Hmm? That when they win,
they'll make me minister
Er, Invictus, I
don't have this time.
No, no! Ma, just give me
two minutes of your time.
- Just give me two minutes of your time.
- See,
you don't have more than the two minutes.
You don't have more than the two minutes.
So hurry up.
How will you like to assume the
office of the Chief Executive
Officer of Zenitech
group of companies,
effective immediately?
Hello ma?
Are you there?
Um, go on.
Okay. Let me just read
out this clause for you.
This is the clause
from the 33 G,
"If the Executive
Chairman / CEO is absent
and unreachable for an
extended period of time
exceeding 25 consecutive
calendar days
then full control of the
affairs of the company falls
to the sitting
members of the Board."
Did you get that, ma?
"This clause shall
become effective
when there is no objection
from the Board members"
From the Board members!
Are you sure about this?
Like, I need you
to be 1000% sure.
Can you swear it?
Yes ma.
And by my account,
the Ambassador has
been incommunicado
for 27 days now.
So really, the soup
is in your pot.
We can execute it. I
just read to you now,
word for word, from the
shareholder's agreement.
I can't deceive you ma.
The only thing you just
have to do is to convene
an emegency Board meeting.
And get your sister and her husband,
Mr. Johnson, to support you.
That's okay.
What about Joko?
Oh, forget about Joko.
And as long as she sees that you
have the majority vote of others,
she cannot object.
So ma'am, can you
convince the others?
Oh, of course I can.
What do you take me for?
Ah! It appears that you're about to
finally perform after your many fails.
Uh now tell me, what do you want
in return for all this kindness?
My number one madam!
As a CEO with full authority,
you will have authority
over the expense account.
And of course the CEO allowances
and the emergency fund.
Madam, if you put them together,
you'll be having approximately
1.3 billion naira.
And ma'am, if you
can part with 20%
of the total amount as
my legal consultancy fee,
that would be fair for me.
Twenty percent. Look
at your mouth. Thief.
I think 10% is just fair enough.
And I want it done now. I
mean, I want it right away.
My number one madam!
It's just because of you.
Just because it's you, ma!
No problem.
I accept the 10%.
So I can go ahead now and convene
an emergency Board meeting.
Tomorrow.
Yes ma'am.
Okay ma'am. Thank you.
Wow! Wow!
Precious!
- Ah! Precious.
- Ma'am?
A bottle of wine, please.
-Chilled wine -Okay ma.
And glass cup.
This is much.
Aw! Oh!
Some things are
sweeter than honey.
Hello Dolapo.
Do you want to hear
the latest gist?
Oh my goodness!
Um, so sorry for keeping you
waiting. Good morning everyone.
Good morning Auntie Wura.
Good morning Barrister.
Barrister, what happened? Your
message came in at so short notice
and I didn't even have
enough time to prepare.
I almost even
missed the message.
Well, my apologies
for the short notice
but you know this is an
emergency meeting and
sometimes, it could be at
extremely short notice.
Well, for the agenda,
it's just only one item.
Okay.
Clause 33 G of the
shareholders' agreement.
Okay. What does it say?
Okay. One minute. Have this.
You have this.
And er
Why are we voting for a new CEO?
Is there something wrong
with the current operations?
- Well, in the spirit of...
- Hello! Hello, please!
Please can we just
move on from here?
The shareholders'
agreement is crystal clear.
And there is no stipulation
that says anything
must be tabled.
- Isn't it?
- Mm-hmm.
So I hereby call for a vote.
Please,
somebody, anybody,
can I please just see
- the true shareholders' agreement?
- Here you go.
Okay. You have this.
Do you have it there?
All those in favor of
invocking clause 33 G
and installing me as the
Chief Executive Officer
- say "Aye."
- Aye!
- Oh gosh!
- All those against say, "Nay."
- Nay.
- Nay please.
What else would you have said?!
Enemy of progress.
And I don't care.
Whatever you say
You can shout if
you want to shout.
You can say whatever you want.
Just go on I know that
is what you would say.
- Enemy of progress.
- I I I'm sorry ma'am.
I just want to say here,
there's more verbage
under clause 33 G and it
says and I'll read it here.
"This clause should become effective when
there's no objection from Board members
but authomatically
take effect 48 hours
after voting irrespective
of any objection
provided by the EC / CEO
remains physically absent.
Let me see it please.
Sure.
Barrister Olodo.
Festus or Vintus or
what should I call you?!
Huh? Can you explain this?
What exactly is this?
Can you just tell
me what is going on?
Just calm down. What Joko
just raised is simple.
That the clause, hmm, will
be delayed for 48 hours.
And clause 33 G will
take effect automatically
after that 48 hours.
And um
there'll be no need for meetings
or may be vote.
That's assuming my dad
does not show up. Right?
That Mmh That's correct.
You. You'll meet me there.
Excuse me ma'am.
Excuse me, ma'am. Take it easy.
- Take it easy ma'am.
- Oh my God, no!
We have to fine a way and
get to the Ambassador.
Okay. Just imagine these people.
After everything my dad has
done for them. Just like that.
This is so sad.
- I'm sorry.
- So sad!
I'm sorry please. Please.
Now tell me,
is this one of your schemes?
Is this what you promised to do?
What kind of a
lawyer are you? Huh?!
Ordinary shareholders'
agreement,
is that what you do not
understand? What is wrong with you?
No ma'am. Never!
There's a slight
a slight hiccup.
Eh? But I'm assuring you
that in the next 48 hours
you will assume that office
as the CEO officially.
You're an idiot!
- What? Heh!
- What if my brother returns?
Eh! Never!
That is practically impossible!
For somebody you've not
heard from for one month.
He has not even communicated
with us for one month.
And he has not Nobody has ever
gotten him on phone for one month.
The way I'm looking at
it, he may have died.
Your father will die.
- What?
- Yes, your father will die.
What is the meaning of that?
Did you just say he's dead?
We're talking about my brother.
Okay? The fact that okay, yes
we have some here and there
does not mean that I
would wish him dead.
- My brother!
- I'm sorry.
Sorry, but the truth,
look at it from this way
- Idiot!
- that for one month,
one full month nobody
He has not reached anybody and
nobody has ever reached him.
Just check it.
I am promising you I promise
you that in the next 48 hours,
Okay. Just take it, 48 hours
I will see you walking
and you'll be walking
like this as the CEO
and nobody will give
you hassle. Trust me.
Stupid idiot!
What did she say?
What
What is the meaning of
that? That Joko of a girl!
No, she's going to get it she's
going to get it so big from me.
Ah! Ololade is here, yes!
Colorado the car Afridionado!
Never incommunicado
but always bringing
bravado! Mama the mama!
The commander of the
republic. As you have asked
- What's his name?
- so shall it be done.
- You personally requested
- Did you invite him?
a brand new, tear-rubber,
#next level PS 2024
Brabus G-wagon.
And you said you want this and
so it's been brought to you.
So now to the best part,
Mama how are we paying?
Cash? Do I follow you to your
office? Do you come to our office?
We're ready to
collect payment. Yes.
Did I come for this, er, fun
fair? Did I come for a carnival?
Did I say I'm celebrating
anything today?
What is this thing?
What is this one?
Carnival?
Will you shut up!
Purchasing a car
of this magnitude
is enough to be
a carnival! Mama.
You specifically called my boss.
You requested for
a VVIP delivery
that comes with me packaged.
Brand new limited edition
2024 Brabus G-wagon.
And you said when we
bring it to your office
you'll be paying cash.
That's why I'm here.
So mama, are you paying in cash?
Because you know I have to collect
my money now before I leave.
- Hello, hello.
- Yes ma.
You See all these
your long stories
- Oh!
- I don't know anything about it.
Yes, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
Have you heard? And
may I advise you.
- Yes!
- You're in a wrong business.
- Wrong business?
- Yes. Wrong business.
Because I don't understand. What's
all What's the meaning of this?
- I used to be in the wrong business when
- I don't What's all this?
I was a disco dancer but
now I am the car aficionado.
- Mama the...
- Don't Did you just touch me?
- No!
- Did you just touch me?
It was a spiritual touch.
But I'm here to speak
the lingua of money.
Mummy, how do you
pay for this car now?
Do you want us to go into
the car? It's raining.
I don't want the rain
to disturb your hair.
Ah, mummy your car! How
will you pay for your car?
Hello sir! See sir.
What? What is the
meaning of that?
I don't even understand
what she or he is talking
Is it for hire or renting?
She specifically asked that
we deliver this today for her.
Yes. I brought it so
she can pay for it.
Mummy, your car, please. Eh?
- I've told you not to...
- Your car!
Oh no, no! Please
ma'am, can I join you?
Go and meet her!
- Ha! I'm not binary.
- Mummy, that's your robe.
That's the robe
of your cloth oh.
Come on, Daddy.
Where are you?
Where's this man?
sh*t!
Jesus Christ!
Yeah! Ah-ah!
Hey babe! Oh wait. Should I say
the Lady of the Manor?
So where are you? I need you to come
here right now. I'm in serious trouble.
Ah-ah, what trouble?
What happened?
Or have you become
a bus conductor?
I'm serious. Where
are you? Come now.
Okay. Just calm down. I'm
actually very close to your house.
I'll be coming to
your house now.
No, you'll see me soon.
You'll see me soon.
Okay. Perfect. See you soon.
sh*t!
Babe, what's going on?
Why do you look like
you've seen a ghost?
Sorry to bother you. I
wish I'd seen a ghost.
- What happened?
- You'll not believe what happened today.
What happened?
Auntie Wura tried to
take over the company
with some clause 33 G.
She and that her viper
Barrister Invictus.
He talked about some clause and how
they're willing to take over the company.
Those people, they're so ungrateful!
They've been planning this coup.
Wait, wait! Clause
33! Invoke! Hey God!
- I told you! Hey God!
- What?
I told you! I told you that
this your auntie is bewitched.
My pastor told me oh. He told
me he saw her at Igboefo river.
Praying to those mami Heh!
God please. God! God please.
God please protect us
from any bewitched person.
- Sandra, relax. Ah-ah!
- She's coming for you.
After she bewitches you, she'll
bewitch me because I'm your friend.
- God have mercy. God help us
- Calm down.
- In the name of Jesus.
- Calm down! I called you to calm me down
I'm now the one
calming you down.
- Which kind of thing is this one?
- But you were the one who said clause 33
- invoked.
- It's not juju anything.
It's not juju. Let me tell
you about the clause 33 G.
So it's relatively a clause that says
that if the CEO is incommunicado for
twenty-five consecutive days, that
everybody has the right to simply
vote a new CEO and it has
to be by majority vote.
Today they almost voted in auntie Wura
I had to stop it. But I don't have time.
Oh! You should have said that.
Ah-ah! Heh! But wait. Wait.
You said you don't have time.
- What does that mean?
- I dont.
If my dad does not
appear in two days,
auntie Wura is going to take
over the company as CEO.
- You can't let that happen oh!
- Of course.
You know what will happen
if she becomes CEO.
I know She and those
her demon besties,
Uncle Tomiwa and auntie Dolapo.
They're going to squander
the company's money.
I personally know at
least half a billion naira
that they would have immediate
access to. And that's not even all.
Half a billion!
She's going to
splurge that money in
- days!
- Tell me about it!
Oh no. We can't let that happen.
- We can't.
- What should we do?
- What are we doing?
- I don't know. Been trying to call my Dad.
I've been trying
to call that man
and of all days, his
number is not gong through.
He's not replying text
messages, not replying emails.
I don't even know what's
wrong with that man, really.
So what are we going to do?
Just imagining my dad's
face when he hears this.
He'll be like, "Wura, you
You that has not even dropped
a down payment for corn
You want to be a CEO."
You got it. You got it right.
Actress! You got it right.
- I'm sorry.
- It's not Funny!
Sorry. I'm sorry I'm laughing..
But did you see your face? I
swear you imitated your dad
perfectly. I'm sorry.
What?
- Wait a minute.
- What?
Do you remember Dean Jawani?
Dean Jewani?
- High school Dean?
- Yes.
- High school Dean. Yes!
- PIS Dean
- I remember PIS Dean.
- He's now in Europe.
He's now a really
badass SFX guy.
- Yeah!
- Okay?
"So" is I want him I'm
thinking that maybe he can
make me look like my dad
and I can save this company.
Oh! So he's just going to
come like Mission Impossible
and you just save the day
- like Mission Impossible 20s!
- I swear.
- I swear.
- Because that mission is impossible.
This is real life, Joko.
And that's a wild idea.
That's even wild for
you. Don't do that!
- I am calling him.
- Joko! Joko you're not calling him.
- I am.
- You can't call him.
Of course I can. I'm not going to allow
these people to come and take over
- the company with some clause 33 G.
- But you said he's in Europe.
He's in London. It's not
Osapa London here oh!
Let's find out how he can help
us first before we call it off.
I need your help. Just relax.
I don't know how
I feel about this.
Hello my friend! Jolly Joko!
How are you, my gee?
Dean. Oh my gosh! I'm so
happy to hear from you.
I'm great. How are you?
I have Sandra here with me.
- Hey Dean!
- She says hey.
Oh wow! My two lovelies.
For both of you to be calling me, that
means something serious is going on.
What's up? How's Lagos?
Lagos is what it is.
You know how it is.
So I was wondering, if your're supposed
to make a woman look like a man
Can you get it 100 percent?
Oh that can be easily done.
We do that all the time.
Great. So if I say I want
to look like my dad now,
and I'm talking about 100
percent, can you get it?
Your dad?
That would actually
work perfectly
because both of you have the
same exact height and complexion.
If you remember, I always tell
you that you look like your daddy.
- But what movie is this for?
- We're still working on the title
but we kinda need like a sample.
You know we have to
rehearse, do preperations,
can we get it right
now, like ASAP?
Okay. So look, you're
a very lucky person
because I have a friend that
is going to Lagos tomorrow.
So I'll work on it overnight
and send it with him.
Er, all I need from you
right now is to send me
recent photos of
you and your dad.
Like, full length pictures,
front and side view.
- That's all?
- That is all.
And I will go through the
rest, er, tomorrow on facetime
to explain to you
what you need to do.
When you get the kit,
all you need to do is to find a
professional makeup artist who can help
with the final touches.
That's not even a problem. My friend,
Sandra is good with makeup. So we're good.
Yes oh!
Thank you so much,
Dean. You have no idea
how much this means to me.
Yeah. Yeah, you know I got you
anytime you need anything,
babe, just call your boy.
But anyways, I got
to go right now
because I'm working on a
project and I need to go.
But we will definitely
keep in touch.
Bye.
- We're good to go?
- We're good to go.
Five hundred billion
in the house!
In the account. Ha!
Actress, are you ready?
- Yeah, I mean...
- But he'll get it right. Right?
He said he's going to get
it right. We can only try.
And he says he can do 100
percent so we're good.
- When is it coming?
- He said tomorrow.
He'll work overnight.
Lovely. And I'll do makeup
for you. Right? That's why
you were calling my name,
- I don't understand.
- Yes, he said you'll touch up the makeup.
Break it down, please.
- Hello.
- Yeah.
- Who are you looking for?
- I have this package for Ms. Joko.
- Okay, my madam, Ms. Joko. Wait.
- Yes.
Let me get her.
Morning. Ambassador's residence.
- How can I help you?
- Ah, it's my madam's package.
Yes sir. I have this
package for Ms. Joko.
Did you hear how
he called the name?
Such an embarrasment.
- Who is acting like a hollow log?
- You're not to blame.
Yo fan! My brother, innit?
What's up? What are you saying?
Are you a rasta, my man?
When are you carry
that phone that time?
Who do you think I am?
Huh? He's one of us!
I didn't know that
you're one of us.
- Leave me!
- My friend, move aside.
Okay. I'll withdraw.
- What happened?
- Look, I'm in a hurry oh.
- Ha! Okay.
- Tell your madam
- from Dean Jawani oh!
- Okay. Alright.
- Okay. Dean Jiwani.
- Dean Jawani oh!
- I don't want to hear stories.
- No stories.
Alright. It's like
you have cash.
Come on, won't you
give your boys tips?
- Get out, my friend.
- Ur
Me, "Get out." Just because
I said give us tips.
Don't mind him. He can't
even give someone a tip.
Glorify, glorify glorify
Oh, the Lord, glorify
Tra la la la tra la
la la tra la la la
This boy has not
cleaned this store.
Mmh!
Oh, wow!
Cheff dot on the beat again.
Leave it alone!
Leave it, let it cook.
Leave it, let it Eh?!
Ah! Oh, what have
I done with myself?
I actually forgot!
I didn't even ask Madam if they
brought something for Chef Dot,
inside the package.
At least they're supposed to
package something for Chef Dot.
Best chef in the world.
Best chef in the world.
Even the award that
was given to Hilda Baci
I'm the one they ought to give
if not that she rushed to go
to go and...
It would be better I go
and collect my own stuff.
Before they would Jacob me.
Before they would take
what belongs to me.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's not bad.
Here.
Ah, madam madam!
My madam,
I just came to confirm whether Chef
Dot's package is inside the package.
- Dotun, get out.
- That's package for Chef Dot.
Should I come back?
Get out!
As in, Dotun is not even okay.
- He's not even a serious person.
- He's not okay.
- Come on, I think we're done with that.
- Yes.
What else now?
Oh my God!
What a heck!
It feels real.
- He's very good.
- Yeah.
Nice.
But it is funny though.
These are the hands.
Ooh!
The veins.
Joko!
It's not that creepy.
It's not that creepy. Relax.
Relax your mind. Oh, right hand.
Let's try this
See, fingers.
Check that it's for
your left or right.
- Hey, this is for right.
- Is this for right?
- Yaay!
- How do you feel?
Do you feel okay?
Squirmish.
This is so frail.
Bobo will not die except
he's gets very old
Bobo! Bobo!
Bobo will not die
except he's very old
Ah-ah! Where did I
put this dry pepper?
I can't even find the
Cameroun pepper ah!
Ah-ah! Or
I didn't even ask madam
what she would eat.
And I'm here looking
for Cameroun pepper.
Before she would hit me with
something let me go ask her.
I'm even suspecting her.
- Er, madam, I want
- Ah! I'm finished! Jesus!
- Dotun.
- Jesus!
Dotun, come back
here. Dotun come here.
Dotun, I said I
saw you. Come here.
I saw you!
You'll be poke nosing.
- I did not see anything.
- I swear to God.
- Upstairs, Dotun.
- I even wanted to ask
- Mind your Oh!
- About what you'll eat.
- Upstairs! Upstairs!
- Yes ma. I didn't see anything.
- Who asked you to come upstairs?
- No, I didn't
I wanted to come and ask
- I know you have been poke nosing.
- Sorry.
You don't mind your business.
- I didn't know what you were doing.
- Let's go. You'll not know.
Let's go! What rubbish!
Madam.
Dotun, why are you like this?
What are you doing
sneaking around this house?
What's your business
here? Who sent you?
Madam, is this you
or was that you?
Or did you
Mmh?
What are you saying?
Ah! Okay it's a prank! Ah!
You would have told me! I
almost had a heart attack.
And doctor has warned me that
my blood pressure is too high.
Okay. That's our native doctor in
our area, he said my blood pressure
You know I saw half madam,
half the boss. I almost
had a heart attack.
Because I thought auntie Sandra
has used you for a ritual
You're It's your family
Your entire anscestors
are the ritualists.
- No ma. I
- Are you hearing this rubbish!
They See, they conceived
you through ritual.
- No ma. I
- In fact, they gave birth to you
- through coven ministry.
- Sorry ma.
I now know it's a
prank. Sorry madam.
Is he
You know that you used to wear some
cowries before that made me think
- you have ritual background.
- Why didn't you leave this rubbish guy,
why didn't you leave him
with that your wicked cousin?
You know she had a breakdown.
That's why you should
have left him there.
I'm not the one who caused
the mental breakdown oh.
Sandra, what do we do now?
We'll lock him up!
We'll lock him in the store.
- Yes!
- You cannot lock me up oh!
- Don't lock me.
- We can't do that.
So who's going to be cooking?
Who's going to be doing
things? We can't do that.
How will I feed him?
- How will you feed me?
- Who cares? I'm sure not feeding him.
- Ah, if I don'eat, I'll die!
- This boy is going to talk.
- No, no!
- Yes ma.
We just have to fill him in.
- Yes.
- Make sure that he knows what's up.
So that he can keep quiet.
- Do you promise that you'll keep quiet?
- I will keep quiet!
- I'll keep quiet. I won't talk.
- A single sound
and I will k*ll you.
Ah, don't k*ll me.
See, from now on,
I'm going to be whispering.
I'm a silent whisperer.
-Dotun, -That's
how we whisper.
-if I hear anything, -Yes ma.
I will cut your ba*ls.
Eh! Dot's ba*ls!
-If you tell anybody -Ah!
Tell anybody about
what? That what
- What?
- happened? Where? In what?
Please go and make
us food. I can't
- even deal with this anymore.
- As in
- As in
- Okay. I'm gonna make your food. Right?
Chicken pepper and that sauce.
Ah, I know that you like
noodles, peppery noodles
- I know.
- Dotun
We Move Like a Boss.
Like the boss.
- You get it?
- Shut my door!
Shut it. It is shuttled.
I've shutted it!
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
Hold your pose.
One, two, three, four
Feel the stretch
deeper and deeper.
And relax.
As your spirit attempts to
connect with the universe.
Up.
Aha! The latest
Brabus owner. Ah, ah!
- Heh! Ah!
- Ah-ah!
Look at that majestic
step out. Ah!
Ah!
The only woman with more network
and networth than the internet.
Ah-ah! Everybody, make way!
- The ageless, the timeless
- Let me call you back.
- Auntie Wura.
- The flawless, the stainless and spotless,
better believe, latest
Brabus G-Wagon owner!
- Limited edition at that.
- Let him hear!
- Thank you for inviting me to the office.
- Let him hear.
- He has to know!
- Let him hear.
Have you heard?
The latest acquisition
- owner is her!
- Er, excuse me. I'd like to
Get out of the way. Why is he
standing What's wrong with him?
- Mama the mama!
- Yes oh!
Only you can pay my ten
years salary in one day.
Good afternoon sir. I am
Colorado, the car aficionado.
Never incommunicado but
always bringing the bravado.
- It's okay. Calm down.
- Okay.
Ah-ah!
Dekunle, what happened?
When did you get back?
You didn't call
that you were back.
I didn't No What happened?
Got back this morning.
I'm not feeling too well,
so I have sore throat.
But yes, I'm back. What
are you doing in my office?
Are you now the CEO?
- Er I
- I heard there's a Board meeting.
- What is it about?
- Er, em,
- Dekunle. You know that
- Yes?
Except a lion is dead,
the skin cannot be
used to make a drum.
- That's right.
- It's okay. You see these people,
that you left here
when you travelled,
if not that I check on
them from time to time,
only God knows what
they would have done.
I just wanted to check the office
and see how it's all going,
how they're doing
and all of that.
I didn't even know
you were back.
I see.
Who is this fellow?
I am Colorado, the
car aficiodado.
- I heard you the first time.
- Oh yes! Never incommunicado
but I sell everything
You see, matter of fact,
we're working on
something special.
- Congratulations.
- A beautiful delivery.
It starts with a G.
White limited edition.
- It's...
- Ah!
- Ma'am?
- What? Ah-ah!
I even I even have something
for his sore throat.
His cold and sore throat.
- Can you keep quiet?
- Okay.
G. Ride.
He's actually helping
me out with some
business here and there.
- Yeh!
- It starts with a G.
- Wonder on wheels.
- Heh!
- You're not calm. What?
- I have work to do. Thank you.
Aha! Ah! Mother of all!
Mother of all. I love the
walk. Swaggerlicious walk.
The new owner, limited edition
Brabus. Walk that walk!
- Show them that walk...
- Can you just
Can you just leave me alone!
- You stupid masquerade!
- Masquerade?
I am the Egungun and
the express! Ah-ah!
Look at your car, proud
owner of a new Ah-ah!
Mummy no, come back. Come
back. This is your car now.
Where Where's she going to?
Mummy!
Mummy, look at the car.
Look at the car, please.
Ah-ah! see your car.
Dolapo, My brother is
back. Story has changed.
No, no! Calm down. It's
not even about suspension.
Nobpdy has suspended us from
the Board of directors yet.
Infact, I just stomped out of
the place like I don't care.
You know, before he
starts thinking otherwise.
So for now, I think we're okay.
But, em, I must tell you
there's something
diffferent about him.
As in, he Like he's
done buttock surgery.
I'm seeing some things
that I don't understand.
I I cannot really place it.
What I'll just advice is
that we lay low for now. Hmm?
Let's be patience.
I'll put off my phone for
the next three or four days.
You know. To travel. Like I'm
out of the country or something.
I'll advise you
do the same. Hmm?
Aha! Whatever you can
do from your side.
Morning, Ambassador.
- Mh!
- Ur, I didn't hear you come in, sir.
Ur, sir
Eh!
You look a little
bit different, sir.
What do you mean?
- And your voice
- Em,
I lost my voice. Sore throat.
Oh! Should I run down and
get you some cough syrup
- or something?
- I'm okay.
Are you sure, sir?
I said I'm okay.
Alright. Sir, I
have these for you.
These are the commercials
and operational activities
that occurred in the
company in your absence.
You can go through them and put you up
to speed with everything that you need.
- Put it there.
- Sir, are you sure you don't want to...
I said put it there, Chinedu.
Put it there.
Yes sir.
So sir, um
Sir, are you sure you're okay?
Why? Why do you ask?
- Forgive me sir but ur
- You're forgiven.
You just sound a bit off sir.
- Hmm!
- Oh.
Yes sir.
Um, I need to remind you, tomorrow
evening at Colombia Lounge,
you'll be having the
quarterly power meeting
with Senator Hassan and Otunba.
No, no I can't.
I told you I'm not feeling well.
I just want to sleep.
Yes sir. But I'm sorry, you
might have to be in attendance.
- Why?
- Unfortunately, the last time, Otunba
Sorry, Senator Otunba was ill,
he had malaria, you haunted him and went
down to his house and forced him out.
I am very sure they would do
the same thing to you sir.
Jesus!
Sir, is everything okay sir?
No problem.
- I'll be there.
- Sir I kind of insist
that I should probably get you
- um, cough syrup.
- Chinedu! Igbo boy!
I said I'm okay.
Okay sir.
If you need anything
sir, I'll be
Jesus! My God!
- Alright.
- My God!
- Thank you sir.
- Alright, excuse me.
- Sorry sir?
- I said you can get out.
Close the door.
Good morning Ms. Anastesia.
Good morning.
Is the Ambassador
expecting you today?
Oh, the Ambassador is
always expecting Ana a*s
and you know that.
Yes I do but, ur, you need to hold on let
me check if he's going to see you now.
You hold on yourself.
- Nobody keeps Ana waiting.
- But Anas...
My sugar king!
Aw! Why did you
abandon your Anna baby?
How do you want me to survive
without my sugarcane therapy?
Oh see my baby
looking so smooch.
- My baby, have you started working out?
- Hmm?
You look so different.
Just come to me, baby.
I've missed you so much
I've missed...
What a hook up!
I should first get
out of these clothes.
Chinedu!
Welcome sir.
I even thought it's my madam
Welcome home. We weren't expect
Seeing you.
Listen babe, you have to tell me
everything that happened today.
Give me all the detail.
Girl, this is by far
the scariest thing I've
ever done in my life.
Ehh!
But auntie Wura, you needed
to have seen her face.
What?
Mama was shocked. She ran
out of the building. Yes oh!
Wait, what about Chinedu
and the other staff?
Er, I don't know about the other staff
but you know how the CEO floor is.
- Oh yes, the floor it's just Chinedu.
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Just up there.
- But Chinedu, I don't think he bought it.
- Heh!
- Hah!
- The guy was looking at me with those eyes
But afterall, he
didn't see anything
He said, "Ambassador" and he
let me go and I left. That's it.
Thank God! See, when you
left, I was so worried.
I was just hoping you'll just get
through today. So today is done.
- Yeah.
- So you've gotten through today.
But you'll not believe
what else happened.
- What happened?
- That's how one auntie came to see my dad.
- Wow!
- The woman almost opened my trouser and...
- Canal knowledge of you.
- Tried to make way with me.
- I swear.
- Wait, it means your daddy does like
That man? Freaky, freaky.
- He's a player!
- I swear to God. I was shocked.
Wait. But how did you come
out of the predicament?
I don't know who came out, whether
it's me or her but I tased her.
- What?
- Like that.
- No time to waste time.
- It was actually more fun than I
- thought.
- Before she opens to see something.
Stop.
-She won't see her -At
this point it's okay.
Her ambassador something.
- Ambassador!
- But they'd have made that thing
let me put it here.
Are you serious?!
Wow! Day one is a success.
Now unto the next.
- We have a problem.
- What is it?
What happened again?
My dad's best
friends, my uncles,
want us to have
a serious meeting
- at the club beat tomorrow.
- No.
- Yep.
- No! This is too risky.
What if they recognise you?
- I don't know.
- What if they figure it out?
I don't know. They
said I must come out.
- You'll not!
- Ah!
They'll come to this house
- and drag him out. I know those men.
- Ooh! Joko, Joko!
- Joko!
- I know those men.
Joko, this is the
one I don't See,
- We have no choice.
- Wait. No. You could tell them the truth.
And then what will
happen? You've forgotten.
If everybody knows that
Ambassador is not in town,
auntie Wura is going to be
CEO. And we cannot have that.
Okay, fine. Then
I'll come with you. No, Dotun
and I will come with you.
So that when you're there,
we'll just be watching
if anything goes off, we take
you out of there immediately.
Okay. That's fine.
It works but, like,
see this thing.
See, mighty head.
- Auntie Wura.
- Thank God I didn't take after him.
- I'm seeing auntie Wura as CEO right now.
- Continue.
Let her be the CEO
I might just abandon this.
Afterall, it's not my company.
- Wow!
- I'm beginning to feel stressed.
Riches and wealth. See life!
- Ambassador.
- But I need this one, though.
-That woman, she's lucky
-I can imagine that girl.
-they didn't make I
should have told Dean -No!
- To make this one for me. Just like
- Oh, oh my! Wow!
I'd have held the woman
this way and fiaam.
- Ungbogo! Fiaam!
- Prrr!
- Don't do this.
- See, Ungbogo! Fiaam!
Oh God!
Oh yeah. Yeah!
Barman, give me Azul. Azul.
Dotun, wait, do even
know what is Azul?
What is the Azul that
you think that you know?
We're here for your madam.
You'll focus on why we're here.
Dotun, don't even start.
Azu Azu
- Azu Azu
- What did you say?
You came for your madam!
- Focus!
- Face the mission.
- Sorry madam.
- Your madam, keep your eyes on her.
- Alright. Undercover activated!
- Why
James Bond activated.
His excellency!
Great man! Welcome.
How are you sir?
- How're you doing?
- Sore throat. I have a cold.
- Sore throat?
- Yeah.
Oh I see.
- [Ah well, -man 1]
sorry about that.
Here's your shot
for coming in last.
Great.
You're looking different.
So different.
Refreshed.
Younger even.
Yes. Exactly.
Er, but mind you,
you can never be
as handsome as me.
- Right?
- Very sure.
- That's impossible.
- Very sure.
Not possible.
Ur, well, enough
of this small talk.
Give us all the sordid
details of your trip.
I believe the young people say,
"Give us the tea."
- Right? Yes.
- Yes.
Yes, it was nice.
I slept.
I see you brought a new
sense of humor back with you.
Because I don't understand this.
- Er er
- It's like he brought
- Come off it.
- Humorous skits
- Come off it.
- Where he's coming from.
What's What's with the charade?
Um, we all know that er, the
Dominican is a hedonistic
destination that is far,
far from anything spiritual.
- Hmm?
- Yes please!
Everywhere you look,
- Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez!
- Ah-ah!
I don't know why you don't
want to share the details.
I'm sharing it.
It's just the cold.
- Share the details now, our friend.
- I'm sharing it.
- I'm sharing it.
- Eh?
Eh?
Let us know how many
Jennifer Lopez you awakened.
Young man
Yes?
Set B has arrived.
- Set B has arrived.
- Hello
- How are you young ladies?
- Hi thank you sir.
- How are you?
- Thank you...
- Um, 007 observation.
- What is it?
I noticed that, er,
it's like that thing
don't look like the boss.
- I told Joko!
- Yes, it doesn't look like him.
I don't know, but can't you
see that people are believing?
They're believing. We
too let's just accept it.
I'm shocked instantly ah!
It doesn't even look like
the boss with kwashiorkor.
He has what?
Not the real boss. Ah, God forbid
that our boss will have kwashiorkor!
Dotun, it's okay. It's okay.
- Just focus.
- I'm focused.
What can we get you to drink?
Aw, thank you Zaddy. We'll
all have some tequila shots.
- Oh.
- Tequila?
- Yes, Zaddy.
- Will you go for Azul?
- Yes Zaddy.
- Oh, that'd be great.
Waiter? Please give
us Azul tequila.
- Yes sir.
- Please do that.
Yeah, what's your name?
My name is Linda.
- You?
- I'm Segi.
- And you, my dear?
- Temi.
What beautiful names!
- Ambassador, I like your style.
- Mh!
- Oh thank you.
- Yeah.
Place it.
- Okay.
- Alright.
Enjoy yourselves.
Right.
This is the second shot of
tequila that she's taking.
- Let her live her life.
- And she's really lightheaded.
Look, if she takes
any more alcohol,
this night is not
going to end well.
Lightheaded. Lightheaded?
Light. Light head.
Okay. Because she's fair.
- Light head.
- What are you saying?
Nothing.
Heh! That's my jam.
Come on, let's go dance.
Ah!
Wow! This beauty
cannot be denied.
- Come with us, oh please.
- Come Zaddy.
I'm right behind you, darling.
You know I'm the
hot stepper here.
I'm a spinning top when I start.
Alright. Let me show
these old babas.
- You'll see me in action now.
- Okay.
Right?
You know what? Let's go dance.
Let's dance downstairs
at the stage.
Oh, to the dance floor.
Go and enjoy yourselves.
Go. Let me excuse myself.
She's enjoying herself
a bit too much!
- I like that song.
- She's beginning to enjoy a bit too much.
And they're playing
her favorite song.
It's my favorite
song too. Sorry.
- Are you even helping me?
- Focus!
- Are yo okay?
- I okay. I focus.
James Bond. Always
focused. Always alert.
See the effect of alcohol.
See how our friend is dancing.
Does he dance this
way before now?
Ah! I'm amazed!
Does he dance this
way before now?
- Hah! Really?
- I'm amazed!
No, we have to go.
We have to get her!
- Ma? Okay.
- We have to go and get her.
You have to go from the left.
- And push off. I'll work from the right.
- From the left?
Let's go now! Let's go!
Hi. What's up?
Hey, what's up?
You're high already.
You're doing too much.
- Why?
- It's time we get you out of here.
- But I'm still enjoying myself.
- Joky, no, no!
Uncle.
Once I go you follow me.
Hey!
What's up?
Excellency!
Guy, what's all this?
No, no! Mr. Dancer!
It's like you've not come
clean about this your trip.
Um,
you will teach me all
those moves. Okay?
You have to teach
me all those steps
When did he even
become a dancer?
He's teaching me already.
Take me away! So
what's going on now?
Oh don't say that.
Are you telling us you
have exhausted yourself?
- I'm exhausted.
- No oh! You can't do that now!
You can't do that.
- You wanna go?
- Oh bros!
That surgeon or doctor
that treated you,
you'll give me his
or her contact oh.
Because I know that
- you've gone for a surgery.
- And so you want to be treated too.
- Yes!
- Fine.
- So I can dance like him.
- See, don't worry.
Don't worry. You
can take your leave
so that we can have time to
deal with these ladies. Okay?
- Alright.
- Alright.
I'll give you a shout.
- Ha! Ha!
- When did our friend become a dancer?
- Wow! Wow!
- Okay.
When did our friend
become a dancer?
Only one active president
Problems
Your love is
Making my heart feel good
I'm with you my love, lover
With you everything
is well, well
Your love makes
my heart feel good
That same thing makes
Me feel like
you'll be my wife
My friends say I'm
wasting my time
- That dance was crazy.
- I swear.
- Super crazy.
- I swear.
You were just dancing
all over the place.
You know you almost
messed up the plot.
How? Ah-ah! How will
I mess up the plot?
- Am I not an actress?
- You are a what?
But ah-ah, what was that
step that uncle was doing?
- All the way from the 1960s.
- Did you See, he was feeling like
he was giving us, "So
you think you can dance."
Giving us moves.
- Back to back.
- Of those
Those call girls, those
girls were coming for you.
Like, they wanted
to suck your blood.
Did you see Dotun? Oh my days!
Dotun was just embarrasing me.
- What did I do?
- He was doing Egungun festival dance.
Ah madam, you're
not on the streets.
- That's why. You don't know of me?
- Which street?
See, at Agbabiaka bus stop,
- Oh my God.
- In Okoko, 2011
- Azonto champion.
- Yes? Yes?
Once I give them the S H O K I
Hello! Shokolokobangoshe
Go and put my laundry together.
- Okay. I should put it together?
- No, put it apart.
Okay. Madam later,
I'll teach you that
- dance step.
- No!
Do as I do.
- Dotun, please.
- Dotun, Dotun!
So later! We'll link up.
But it's even you
people I blame.
- Where did you find this guy?
- See, I'm so used to him.
I'm so so used to him.
I don't even mind him anymore.
Hello Sandra. Hello Joko.
Hi.
Happy Sunday to you guys.
- Happy Sunday.
- Happy Sunday. What's up?
What of the ambassador?
Is he around?
Yes, he is but he
just has a headache
- so he's sleeping indoors.
- Aw.
But you can give me the
message. I'll pass it on.
Oh, sure. Ur It's just that
the senior special assistant
on ICT is in Lagos
with her team,
and they want to come to the
office tomorrow morning by 10 am.
Wow!
My dad has been
chasing this for eons.
This is major.
Although we've been kept on unusual
long suspence for quite some time now,
you know, but I have in good
authority that the presidency
has authorised the signing and that's
exactly what they're coming to do tomorrow
- Wow!
- That's
- a lot.
- Major!
Yes. And actually, other members
of the Board will be
there for the signing.
As it's a big contract, worth
over 15 million dollars.
Wow!
- I know about that.
- It's a big day for Zenitch.
Yes it is. I'm excited.
I'll let my day know.
Okay. Ur, I hope he
gets a lot of rest as
tomorrow is a big
day for Zenitech.
I'll tell him. He'll
get enough rest.
Sure. You have a nice day.
- You too. Thank you.
- You too Sandra. Bye.
- Thank you.
- Okay. Bye.
sh*t.
- What do you plan to do?
- What will I do before? I'll show up.
Unless my dad shows up
himself, I'll be there.
He said the other Board
members will be there.
It doesn't matter.
I'll just wear my
prosthetics, wear
my thing as my dad.
Glorify glorify glorify
oh glorify the Lord
Glorify glorify glorify
Oh glorify the Lord
Glorify glorify...
Oh glorify the Lord
Glorify glorify glorify!
I'm the ambassador.
Hey! I'm the ambassador.
I'm the ambassador.
I am ambassador!
"Joko, how are you, baby?
I'm gonna give you plenty
money. Don't worry.
See, you don't need to marry any
man. I just want you to be powerful.
But believe in true love.
You can be in love
with yourself."
I'm the ambassador.
Where's my key?
Oh, er The key I
left the door open.
But I've arranged the
laundry. I've mmh
Did she not give you key?
- No, I thought that...
- Can't you return what they gave you?
Sorry. I thought that since
you're already going...
Sorry about that.
Will you eat pepper
soup and goat meat?
I can prep it.
Good day madam Thelma Njoku.
- How are you?
- Very good. You?
- How're you doing sir?
- I'm fine, Mr. Michael.
Please come with me. Thank you.
Brother, I just want to apologise
for what happened the other day.
We were only trying
to do what was best
- for the company.
- Right?
We were just working on the
shareholders' agreement.
- And on Barrister...
- Exactly! -
Madam, please you can sit here.
Sir, you can sit over there.
Thank you. Ambassador,
Senior Special Assistant on information
technology and communication.
- And her assistant.
- Good morning to you, sir.
- We're very pleased to be here.
- Thank you.
- Good morning sir.
- Good morning. Please sit.
I'm sorry, the
ambassador has a cold
- so he will not be speaking too much.
- Okay.
- Do you care for some coffee?
- No, thank you.
- Okay. Ambassador?
- Mh!
Go ahead.
Honestly, I thought
you were going to...
I can't speak so go ahead.
There's something wrong
with brother Dekunle.
- I will just proceed with er
- Can't you see his neck?
- The presentation.
- I noticed the same thing.
- Ah-ah!
- Everything that we need to know
-has been -Or did he get
the disease on his trip?
- Sir this is for you.
- No, it's actually not disease
- I've hinted you already.
- There's no disease.
-So I'll jump to straight
to -Maybe he did a surgery.
Something is not
just right about him.
He's looking very strange.
- So we're looking at a situation...
- Dekunle,
er, are you okay?
Auntie Wura we're in the
middle of a meeting please.
Chinedu,
you'd better take your time.
Look, take your time.
Ah-ah! You brought people
here She said good morning.
He said good morning.
Like we're not here.
Distributing documents
of payments to them
Did you give us any? Am
I not in this office?
- Wura. Wura.
- Am I not older than Dekunle?
- Anutie Wura
- Wura, don't make us miss this deal.
- Are you sick, Dekunle?
- Wura
- Continue.
- Auntie Wura we can discuss this later.
Let's proceed with the
meeting, Ambassador.
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.
- So as I was saying, um
- There's something
we're willing to accept
workers from the Ministry
- that can work with our company.
- I need to find out.
In the process, they'll learn
- yes, they'll learn a thing or two...
- Um Dekunle.
Sit well. No,
please sit right.
- Why?
- I need to see you.
I need to There's no Even
if you lose your voice,
okay? Hello? Dekunle?
Look, I'm talking to you.
I'm still your elder
sister. I'm talking
- Are you sick?
- Auntie Wura this isn't the time for this.
Chinedu I'll hit
you with this cup.
Auntie Wura please.
Chinedu, I'll hit you with this cup.
There's something wrong with my brother.
Something is vaguely
wrong with him.
- Yes!
- So I need to know.
Dekunle if you're
sick, I need to know.
Do I have another brother?
Please mind your business.
Auntie Wura can we
proceed with the meeting
- and discuss this later?
- You cannot proceed because
- Dekunle is not well.
- I beg of you. Please.
You cannot proceed if
Dekunle is not well. Get up!
- Yes!
- Dekunle!
Dekunle get up! Get
up! Please get up!
- Ah, what's going on here?
- Ambassador welcome.
Is anyone going Huh?
- Welc...
- Heh, yeh! Hold it there.
If you come any closer,
I'll box your head.
- Ah!
- Ah, who are you?
It's me, please.
-Jokotola -It's Joko.
- Yes sir. Yes sir.
- Jokotola.
- Dolapo.
- Yes?
Okay. I think we've
seen enough already.
I didn't know this was the
Fuji House of Commotion.
I think we should leave
you all to deal with this
this malarkey.
- Jesus!
- Excuse me!
- Um
- Um Um
- Dekunle.
- Hey, Chinedu,
- I got your mail and I
- Dekunle!
- Hey, you wait for me here.
- Dekunle.
- Dekunle, I am still
- Please I have business to attend to.
- Madam!
- Dekunle, look, I am still talking to you.
- Yeh!
- Joko?
Mh!
Er, ur, madam! Madam please
Please I want to apologise
for the comedy
show you witnessed
upstairs. This is one of
those things one encounteres
when you have a family
business with one's siblings as
Board members and co-directors.
I'm so sorry. Um,
shall we finish
what we came here to do today?
Ambassador, sir, that
was a horror show.
Honestly, the entire
experience was so unnerving
I don't think we can continue.
Quite honestly, I was about
to make a recommendation
- that...
- Oh madam, let's not be hasty.
We've waited a
long time for this.
And we've come a long way.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
You didn't even
collect the hamper
I brought for you and your
team from my last trip.
With all due respect, sir, this is
hardly the time for exchanging gifts.
Oh madam, I'm so sorry. Er,
I didn't mean to insult you.
I'm so sorry. Please one more
time, accept the sincere apologies
for the ugly incident. And you
know, I really have you in mind
and I appreciate you
and your team. Okay?
I could call the chief of staff
to clear things if you don't mind.
- But do we have to escalate this matter?
- Oh no. No!
Not at all, sir. That
won't be necessary.
To be honest, I also come
from a very large family.
And I've experienced worse
than what transpired upstairs.
So why don't we just go upstairs
and finish up what we started?
- Excellent.
- Mmh.
- Excellent. Alright.
- Yes sir!
Um Let's go.
We'll just keep these for you.
Okay.
Alright,
- I think we're on one side.
- Um, move in a bit.
Can you get your, daughter
to get us a picture.
Joko. Joko!
Joko. Chinedu
Okay. This is what will happen,
that we will do this later.
Chinedu, let's see
our guests off.
I know. Nice. Thank
you for coming.
Alright madam. Um, thank
you so much for coming.
We're truly grateful.
Thank you. Honestly,
it's been a pleasure.
And I'm glad we did this.
So we're looking forward to working
with the organization, Zenitech.
It'll be brilliant for the virtual
economy of this great nation.
- That's right!
- I hope we shouldn't be entertaining,
any more family movies,
horrors, comedy, anytime soon.
Imangine! My own
immediate family.
You didn't even
know where you were.
In the middle of
signing a mega deal.
And you decided to exhibit,
er, your market behavior.
You know, tantamount to
ruining things, you know. Ah!
Daddy, I wasn't there. I wasn't there.
It was auntie Wura and auntie Dolapo.
- They were going to take over the company.
- I know.
That was why I had to rush
down when I saw the messages.
So imagine if I
had not been here.
We would have lost
out on this contract.
Ah-ah! And But the oh God!
Well, if that had happened,
there would have been fire and brimstone
on all involved. I trust myself.
Anyway, we thank God that
it still came our way
and is a blessing on all of us.
- Ah-ah!
- Yes sir.
Very well.
My sister.
- Sister Wura.
- Yes, younger brother.
- And you, Dolapo.
- Sir.
Both of you are hereby placed
on a suspension for one month
pending the review of events.
Adekunle Oyekunletuyi,
please we're very
sorry. Forgive us.
I want you to tamper
justice with mercy. Ah-ah!
You know you travelled
and I cannot just
- look...
- My sister for just one month!
One month only. Just one
month, you were crying, crying.
Er, that's too
long. It was long.
- Ah-ah!
- Dekunle, it was long. This child, Joko.
See, anyway, you're lucky
I'm in my good element.
I'm happy. Otherwise,
otherwise, I'd
make it 12 months.
- Ah-ah!
- And again, that extends to your husband.
Heh!
Heh! What will I do now?
Er, Dekunle,
you know that I'm
your elder sister.
I was the one that called
you when you were not born
that you should come and suckle
mom's breasts that it is sweet.
My sister, go home! Ah! Go home.
My sister, leave.
It's okay.
See, I will hit you with
- Yeh!
- Ah-ah! Leave the girl.
- Leave my daughter alone.
- No, why why
- Why are you beating her?
- Why is she smiling?
Why is she laughing?
What's funny? No,
tell me what's funny!
Dekunle please.
Go home, sister! Ah!
- Please forgive us.
- Heh, Please!
Ah-ah! Will you
-Please leave my -I saw
- child Leave my daughter. Ah-ah!
- I saw that.
- I saw that. Spoilt child!
- Ah-ah!
- What kind of people are these?
- Ah! In fact Daddy,
I've gone through so much!
What kind of
Er, madam! Madam!
- Please what is going on here?
- Behave yourself.
What is going on here?
- C'mon, hurry up.
- What is going on?
- What is going on?
- What is going on here?
- Come on, fast. Fast.
- Relax. I'll take care of it.
- Please it's better you take.
- Come on, take it inside.
- Where are you going?
- It's better you take care.
Go inside.
- C'mon, hurry up!
- My brother, calm down.
Just calm down.
I did not say I'm
not going to pay.
"Oh, my brother calm down."
When you were busy popping
Azul in our club last month,
were you not feeling
like an African giant?!
Are you daft? Don't you know
that that guy is a billionaire?
You're saying, "Calm down."
Oh please carry it. Carry
everything, let's go.
Carry it, let's go!
- C'mon put it inside the car. Let's go.
- Hello your excellency.
Victus, you're fired!
Sir, did you say
that is fire fire?
Useless boy.
Oh no!
What am I going to do now?
What is this?
A business mogul.
Daddy it's not funny oh!
I had to think outside the box.
Just imagine if auntie Wura had
become the CEO of this company.
It would have been the
most unfortunate situation.
I said it.
Will I say, "Well done"?
No, no! I'll be condoning
fraud and chicanery.
However, I acknowledge
that you saved the day in an
extremely outlandish manner.
Daddy, just say, "Thank you my daughter
and here's your bonus." I'll collect it.
- Jokotola!
- Yes?
Well, I don't know
anything about the bonus.
But how do I know you
didn't go through the bank
all disguised
and then you ordered
a Rolls Royce
Cullinan that you've
been so obsessed about?
I have to check.
- I have to.
- Yes Daddy, that reminds me. Who is Anna?
- Huh?
- Mmh?
Oh, er Um, she's my
spiritual coach that helps me
with prayers from time to time.
- Okay!
- Do you understand?
Does she also help you
harvest the sugarcane?
She was asking for sugarcane. I
Mm-mmh.
Um,
- Jokotola?
- Sir.
- I I need to rest.
- I can tell.
And you'll have to go home
and get out of this costume
and all this makeup. Aha!
Okay this is what happens
We'll compute your bonus
and credit your account.
Now you're talking,
Daddy. You see,
that would have wiped
off the memory of Annass.
You didn't talk on time.
Jokotola. Let me walk you.
- Okay.
- Yes.
- Let me walk you.
- Yes sir.
C'mon, let's go!
Yes, I want to adjust.
Annass!
Yes.
- Alright. See you later.
- Alright. Bye.
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