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01x19 - Prince Stingy

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

01x19 - Prince Stingy

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[upbeat music]

Ah!

Apple.

An apple.

[techno music]

[laughter]

Just one more.

[laughter]

Now, that's what
I call a castle.

A sports candy castle.

["Lazy Town" theme song]

♪ Welcome to Lazy Town

♪ A place where
you'll want to stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plans ♪

♪ And Sporticus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stingy,
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're going to
have a blast together ♪

♪ Go go go get up Lazy Town

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in Lazy Town ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

Prince Stingy.

[trumpets]

En garde!

[swords clanking]

[children shouting]

I wonder what the
kids are doing now.

Door.

[upbeat music]

Whoa!

[kids shouting]

Yahhh!

[children shouting]

Who's making all that noise?

Those kids never stop playing.

Don't they understand
the value of

sitting in a chair all day

without moving

or talking.

Here I come.

Ha-ha!

What are you doing?

[kids laughing and shouting]

Good one.

The three musketeers are here

to save the day, da-da-da-da.

We're all for one...

...and one for all.

Yeah.

And all for me, Prince Stingy.

Bow down before me peasants, for

I am your ruler.

[laughter]

I think it's time
we took a juice break.

Hey, I don't want to stop.

Come on, Stingy,
we'll play again later.

Yeah.

But I'm your Prince.

You have to do what I say.

It's just pretend, Stingy.

Yeah.

That's right.

Hey, let's go get some snacks.

Yeah, let's go.

Want to come, Stingy?

That's Prince Stingy to you.

Okay. [laughs]

See you later.

So, Stinky wants
to be a prince.

That gives me a
scathingly brilliant idea.

I don't want this paper crown.

Ha.

If I'm a prince
then I should have a

gold crown.

[honks horn]

Ha.

Someone's in trouble.

I thought being a
prince would be easy.

It's Stingy.

[upbeat music]

Down.

[singing to himself]

[playful music]

They need to fix this street.

Sporticus.

You should be more careful.

Oh, Sporticus.

What's wrong with the world?

What do you mean?

Do you think I'm a prince?

I think you're
a very nice guy.

But not a prince?

Well...

See, even you betray me.

[honks horn]

Stingy I would never...

La la la la la,

I'm a prince, and
you're just going to

have to deal with it.

Okay, if you say so.

Okay, then.

[fancy music]

Off you go, your highness.

I'll dress up as a knight.

Then I'll make
Stinky believe that

he really is a prince.

Then I'll lock him
up in the castle,

write some new laws,

and send Sporticus out of town

forever.

Ha!

[upbeat music]

Sky taker.

It's disguise time.

[dramatic music]

Too weirdo.

Too zero.

Too Hero.

Please! No more sports!

Aha!

Perfect!

[bouncy music]

It's knight time!

[intense music]

Platform down!

[wind blowing]

Up!

[horse galloping]

[children giggling]
What's that sound?

[car screeching]
Huh?

[horse galloping]
Look!

Over there!

[horse whinnying]

[dramatic music]

Wow!

Look at him!

Who turned out the lights?!

Who are you?

I'm called Sir Rottonham.

[trumpet]

And I come from the Royal
Court of Robbington.

Robbington? What's he saying?

This very realistic scroll.

Notice the Royal Seal?

Shows how the land of LazyTown

was once ruled by Royalty!

Huh? Royalty?

I am on a very
important mission

to find the lost
prince of LazyTown

Something about a prince? Oh!

[car screeching]

[children discussing the Prince]

[horse whinnying]
Down horse!

Who is this guy?

I don't know.

Whoever fits into the shoe

is the lost prince!

[children excited]

Line up! Everybody line up.

Hey wait! I'm a prince!

Line up, I'm first.

We are looking for a prince.

Not a princess!

So, go on.
[clicks]

Oh too bad...

Are you the lost prince?

Oh, I'm sorry!

What about me? Am I a prince?

No! You are not!
Get out of here.

Are you the lost prince?

I hope so!

Stop!

Wait! I'm here, Prince Stingy.

Out of my way. Go, go go.

Try me, Stingy.

Are you the lost prince?

Yes!

[gasp]
Yes!

It fits!
No way!

[royal music]

Prince of LazyTown.

Every prince must have,

a robe.

We've never had royalty
in LazyTown before!

I crown you the lost
prince of LazyTown.

[dance music]
And now the prince!

♪ Boom, boom, he is a prince

♪ It's easy to
see he's royalty ♪

Oh brother!

Uh!

♪ Here's my kingdom

♪ And this is my crown

♪ It's made out of gold

♪ And it's shiny

♪ I'm the ruler

♪ Of LazyTown

♪ So don't you worry

♪ 'Cause I am

♪ Royal

♪ And I can't help it

I knew I was royal.

♪ Boom, boom, I am a prince

♪ It's easy to see

♪ I'm royalty

♪ Bow before him.

♪ I now own everything

♪ It's one for all

♪ And all for me

♪ Shake it piggy

[coins jingling]
♪ Yeah!

♪ Jewels and diamonds

♪ A mountain of gold

♪ It's all for me

♪ Because I am

♪ Stingy

♪ And I can't help it

♪ I'm royal!

[children moaning]

I don't believe this!

Don't let the robe
touch the ground.

[knight grumbles]
Whatever, kid.

I mean, of course
Your Highness!

I don't like the
way Stingy is acting

[children agree]

I remember a time when
Stingy was just our friend!

It seems like it
was just yesterday.

What? Huh?

It was just yesterday!

Oh, how time flies!

[children sigh]

Balloon fight!

[royal music]

Your Highness.
Yes.

Now that you have
regained your throne.

Yes.
You might think about

making some new laws.

Laws?

I don't want laws,
I want things.

Toys,

candy,

electronic devices.

Haha! Well, I
can get you that.

Oh?

Hyaah!
[horse whinnying]

[royal trumpets]

Ta-da!

Your castle!

Mine?

This is the best day of my life.

Come right this
way Your Highness!

Look what's inside.

[ominous music]

A treasure chest?

It's mine!

Oh what's inside?

[chest creaking]

It's mine!

All mine!

Yes, Sire. It's all yours!

Whatever, just go

and leave me with all my stuff!

Haha! Yes, yes.

[children fighting]

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!

[trumpets]

His Majesty Prince Stingy

has something he wishes to say.

Where's Stingy?

He is sick!

So his Majesty has asked

me

to present a list of new rules

which everybody must follow!

It's long!
Yeah.

Prince Stingy's
rule number one.

No one can play sports
anymore, forever!

No!
No way!

Prince Stingy's
rule number two.

No more dancing.

[gasp]
What?!

Forever!

This is not fair!

Are you a prince?

No.

Do you own a crown?

No.

Have you ever slept
in a king size bed?

No.

Queen size?

No.

Prince sized?

There's no such thing!

You know nothing
about royalty, do you?

No.
I guess not.

[horse whinnying]
Whoa.

Wait here, I'll be
back with another rule!

This isn't like Stingy.

I don't think he's really
making up these rules.

Whoa! Take it easy, boy!

Prince Stingy must
never set foot on dirt.

Here you go! There
are your mops.

There you go, clean
up all the streets.

Just wait until
Sportacus hears about this.

Which brings me to Prince
Stingy's rule number 29.

The blue elf must leave LazyTown

forever!

[gasp]
No!

[horse galloping]

Knock, knock.

Knock knock. Hmmmm.

[organ notes]

Gold is nice, but it
doesn't laugh at your jokes.

[dramatic organ music]

I do miss my friends.

[horse breaking rapidly]
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Ha.

I don't need Stingy anymore.

Huh?

Ah, aha!

Hey! What are you
doing? I want out now!

You've got your
gold, your castle,

and your crown. What
more do you want?

I want out and
I want my friends.

Your friends told me they
don't like you anymore.

Huh?

You know what?

No. What?

I don't care if Stingy
has been acting weird.

He's still our friend.

Yeah. [all cheer in agreement]

That's true.

So what do we do?

We're all for one--

And one for all. Yeah!

Sportacus will save me.

How? He's been banned
from Lazy Town by you!

Whaaat?

[horse neighs]
Easy boy.

That can't be. Let me out!

[horse neighs]
Whoa.

Well, let's see how this works.

Open.

Yes. And close. Ha ha.

Is anyone out there?
What have I done?

Help!

I've got to get up, up, up.

Ah. It's too high.

[beeping]
Someone's in trouble.

[dramatic music]

Please help me! I'm trapped!

It's Stingy.

[Sportacus] Sky chaser!

[dramatic rescue music]

Help me please!

Look! There he is!

I'm stuck.

I'll go around this way,
and you guys go that way.

Yeah. Okay.
Okay.

I can't get down.

Ah, now let's give them
the whole story. [cackles]

Right this way. Yeah.

Where should we go?

I don't know.

Come on across the grass.

[creaking]
[boys screaming]

Oh my head.

And close.

Nobody is going to save you now.

Help!

Help!
Help!

Oh. It's so high!

[Stephanie grunts]

Huh?

[dramatic rescue music]

Be careful Stephanie!

Help! Help!

[Stephanie grunts]

It's a long way down.

Oh thank goodness.

I'm glad you're all right.

Oh but, how do we get down?

How?

Help!
Help!

Help!
Help!

Look here come Spartacus!

I'm here guys.

Help us!

He's climbing the
wall. You made it.

Yes.

[together] Oh Spartacus.

Are you okay guys?

Yes.
Yeah.

Ah.

Let's throw this

right over to that tree.

Woo.
Yeah!

You got it.

Yes.
Yes.

And now this end
to the airship.

Huh?

Yes.

Yes.

Glider.

Woo.

Stephanie, you first.

Yep.

Ready?

Yeah.

Go.

Go. Go. Go.

Hang on.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm okay.

Okay.

Hang on Stingy.

[boys screaming]
Get us out of here!

[voice from below] Help!
Is anybody out there?

What?

You're here. Ah. Ah.

[screaming]
Help!

[screaming continues]

Okay. Are you ready Stingy?

Yes. Let's do it.

Come on.

Ready.

Let's go!
Woo hoo.

[screaming from below]

Get us out of here!

The kids are down there.

No problem.

[screaming]

Oh! Pixel. Trixie. Ziggy.
Get us out of here!

Help!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Oh no! Pixel
give me your hand.

Okay. Thanks Sportacus.

And Trixie.

Ziggy, come on. Let's go.

Guys, are you okay?

Yeah. I'm okay.

What about you Prince Stingy?

Yes.
Are you okay?

Yes. I'm fine.
Yeah are you alright?

Oh good.

But the child
formerly known as Prince

is now just Stingy.

[horse neighs]

[dramatic rescue music]

Over there!

Knight, hold your horses.

Whoa. It's you.

Yeah!
What?

Wow!

Ah. Prepare to be

mopped out of Lazy Town.

[dramatic upbeat music]

I'm ready for you.

Yeah. Hm.

Then it's knight time.

[Robbie grunts]

[horse neighs]

[knight yelling]

[kids cheering]

Ahhh. What happened?

[Sportacus chuckles]

Yeah. [cheering]

What's that?
Where is the head?

I've got to get out
of here. No. No.

The trap.

Wow!

What?

Who is that?

Robbie Rotten!

I know.

Robbie, you need a hand?

It seems like--

Yeah.

To me.

Go away!

So maybe we should leave
you there a little longer.

[laughing and cheering]

Come on.

Robbie, I'll be right back.

[mumbles]

[cheerful music]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up up

♪ Do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down down turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

Whoo. [cheering]

This is all your fault.

[horse sneezes]

Ah. Eh.

Don't do it again.

[horse sneezes]

[upbeat music]