01x22 - Remote Control

[bunniefuu]

Ah. Time for breakfast.

Apple!

No apples?

Hmm. I know.

Door!

♪ Welcome to LazyTown
A place where you'll want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town
But soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have
a blast together

♪ Go, go, get 'em, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

Uncle! I'm going to go play football.
Yes, of course.

I need a good breakfast.
Football, football.

I was once a great football player.
I remember it well.

They called me Maddog Meanswell.

Miss Busybody
loved to watch me play.

One time,
I got my shoes stuck in the mud.

Thanks, Uncle! Bye!

Uh, have fun.

Oh, there is that pink girl again!

Oh! What is she doing?

Oh!

More sports? Ugh!

h*! Ooh!

Oh, there's that blue elf again!

Oh! Where did he go?
Why can't he stand still?

Sportacus!
Hi, Stephanie.

Hey, Sportacus, could you teach us
how to play football?

Ugh! Great!
I'll go get the other kids. OK.

BOTH: Ha ha ha ha!

Hey, guys!
BOTH: Huh?

Sportacus is gonna play
football with us.

I'm already there! Whoa!

Yeah, this is - oh!

My shoelaces!
Are you coming?

Come on, come on!

My shoelaces are untied again.
Pixel, come on!

Kids, are you ready?
Yeah! Wait for me!

OK, let's go.

Stephanie, hike the ball to Ziggy.

Ready? 321. 321. Hut, hut, hut!

Whoa!
Wow!

And Ziggy throws the ball to me.

I'll try.
Then I pass the ball to Pixel.

And Pixel runs down field
for the touchdown!

ALL: Yeah!

OK, shall we try it?
ALL: Yeah!

Yeah, let's try it!
OK, let's go.

Oh! He thinks he's so good!

Oh! I have to stop that guy.

Ugh! Oh, that guy makes me so mad!

[Smash!]
Well, who cares?

I don't. I don't!

And I'm not offended - argh!

Ziggy, are you ready?
Yeah!

[Organ plays]

Three, two, one,
candy, candy, candy, hike!

And, Ziggy, toss it to me!

Yay!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

And, Pixel, catch!

I got it. Whoa!
Pixel!

Whoa! Ouch.

Oh, man.
Where'd Pixel go?

Yeah, where is he?
I don't know.

Tie shoes now.

Now back to the game.

Well, I'll get the ball
and we'll try again.

OK. That's the third time
he's disappeared today.

I know!
Oh! There he is!

Huh? Sorry, guys, but I had to go
back to my room to tie my shoelaces.

See?
Couldn't you do that here?

Not unless
I bring my Shoe-Tier 6000 here.

You have a machine
to tie your shoes?

Yeah, and it's really cool.

Now, this I gotta see. Uh-uh.
Me too. Hey!

Guys!

Where did everybody go?

Hmm. Well...

Basketball!

Baseball! Ah!

Football! Ah!

Oh, when will it end?

Oh, if only there were a way to
control this overactive blue elf?

But how can I control him?

He's uncontrollable!

Oh! Think, think, think.

Hmm.

Show us, Pixel.
OK. Tie shoes now.

Huh? Oh! It moves! Oh!
Watch this.

Wow.
See?

It's a pretty simple machine.
Oh, yeah.

Yeah, but it seems like doing it
yourself would be easier.

It's easier tying my shoes
with a machine.

I don't have to remember
how to tie them myself.

You don't know how
to tie your shoelaces?

Well, I did, but I kind of forgot.

Besides, I have a machine now
that does it for me.

I wish I had a machine
that did everything for me.

Everything?
That doesn't sound right.

Yeah. I think I'll make
a machine like that.

Come on, give me a hand.
It'll be cool. Let's build it!

OK.
Yeah!

Hey.

Yeah!

♪ In my cyberspace

♪ I'm feeling happy

♪ 'Cause everything's in place

♪ Here on my floppy

♪ It's true, I can't deny

♪ I'm just a gizmo guy

♪ Give me a CD

♪ A gig, a DVD

♪ I love technology

♪ I like to play

♪ On my power PC

♪ A mouse click away

♪ And life can be so easy

♪ I feel so bright

♪ With Maximilian megabytes... ♪

[Laughs]

♪ I like to play

♪ On my power PC

♪ A mouse click away

♪ And life can be so easy

♪ I feel so bright

♪ With Maximilian megabytes... ♪

Behold! The one and only
Remote Controlly 6000.

With this,
I can remote control anything.

Anything?

Anything.
Huh.

Try it out.
Rewind.

Oh!
Wow! That's amazing!

And there's more!
There's more?

Off.

Oh! Wow!

BOTH: Ha ha ha ha!
On.

Whoa, whoa!
Whoa! They're back on!

Oh, yeah!
This is just the coolest...

Oh, no, I dropped my lollipop.

No problem, Ziggy. Rewind.

Oh! It came back.
Sure did.

Wow.

Ah. Do it again! Do it again!
OK, dropping the lollipop.

Ha ha!
Rewind.

Oh!
Yeah!

BOTH: Ha ha ha ha!

Ew, Ziggy! That's disgusting.
You're eating it off the floor. Ew!

Stephanie, Stephanie,
it's the 3-second rule.

If it lays on the floor less than
three seconds, then it's fine.

ALL: Ha ha ha! Let's see
what else my machine can do.

Yeah! I'll make you do
your homework triple speed.

What are you waiting for?

Hey, Sportacus!
Hi.

Guess what? Pixel's made a machine
that can do everything for you.

Is that a good idea? Yeah! He said
it will even do my homework for me.

Really?
Well, gotta go. Bye!

Bye. Maybe I should practice.

Um, hmm. Start with some warm-ups.
Ah.

Play. Fast-forward.

Yeah.
Wow!

Freeze.
Whoa!

Play. See?

This is great!
Yeah.

OK, Pixel.
I'm ready to do my homework.

You got it.
How fast do you want to go?

As fast as I can.
Well, here you go. Fast-forward.

I'm done!
That machine is the greatest.

I definitely want one of those!
Ha ha!

Allow me, Ziggy.

OK.
Rewind.

Rewind.

So cool! Ha ha! Whoa!
I'm losing my lollipop.

And again.

Whoa! Ha ha! Wow! This is great!

It makes my smile smile.

Yeah. It sure is the easy life.

Ah. Whoa! Pixel, a little help?

Whoa!

Whoa.
Why, thank you, Pixel. Ah.

Let's go see what else it can do.

Play baseball.
Whoa!

Yay!

Let's do that again.

Whoa!
Look, Ziggy.

Now let's sh**t some hoops. Play.

And reverse.
Wow!

And play and reverse and play. Cool!

Watch what I do
with this soccer ball.

Play and freeze. And play.

Goal!
Can we play for real?

We are.
We're playing everything at once.

Play. Rewind. Fast-forward.

Freeze.

This is so boring!
What do you mean? This is great!

Watch this.
Oh!

Reverse. Ha! Forward.

Reverse. Forward. Reverse.

Freeze.
You want to try now, Stephanie?

Pixel, this is boring.

Can't we play?

That's what we're doing. No, I mean
with our hands, our feet, our
bodies.

Yeah! This is no fun, Pixel.

It's like having someone else
eat candy for you. Yeah.

Grr! Are those kids still playing?

Hey, guys, what's so bad
about having a remote control

that does everything for you?
What?!

Pfft!
Oh, come on!

Well, we want to do something.
Right, Ziggy? Yeah! What she said!

We want to do something!

And when we say 'something,'
we mean...

Volume down.

[Is silent]
Pixel, turn him back on!

Volume up.

You can't do this to people...

[Shouts loudly]
..because people are people...

Whoops. A little loud.
..so I should know.

Huh?

Pixel, I can't believe
you would do that.

Ziggy's your friend!
Mm-hmm!

I know.
Come on, Ziggy, let's go!

Just kidding! Guys, wait! Pause.

Cool!

Pixel!
Oh, play.

Ziggy, are you OK?

I was frozen solid as a popsicle.

Come on, Ziggy.
Let's get out of here.

Hmph!
Wait, guys, don't go!

Pixel-Schmixel!
Oh...

This machine
is the answer I've been looking for.

With this thing, I could...

..dare I say it?

Remote control Sportacus forever!
Ha ha ha!

Hmm. Play.

Oh!

Oh.

Argh! Oh. Huh. Oh.

Ugh! What? Ah!

Hmm.
I must get that remote!

I must get that remote!

If this remote control
makes me lose my best friends,

then I don't want it anymore.

Off. Hmph!

I must get that remote!

Ah! I got it, I got it!

I got it! Whoa! I got it! Oh!

Who turned out the lights? Oh! Oh.

Oh! Remote control! Ha ha ha!
Woo, woo, woo!

I feel better already.

Oh! Yeah!

Woohoohoo!

Hmm, hmm, hmm.

That's it.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum.

Let's try this thing out. Aha! Play.

Whoa!
Ha ha ha ha!

[Beep, beep!]
The Mayor's in trouble.

Whoa!

No!

Stop!

Oh! Whoa!

Whoa! Oh!

Oh!

Mayor, are you OK?

Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, thank you, Sportacus.

Next time, wear a helmet.
Oh, yes, yes, of course.

Freeze!

Ha! Eee!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Sportacus? Are you asleep up there?

Things are definitely looking up
in the world. Ha ha ha!

I like to take naps, too.

Freeze!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!
Hey, what's going on?

Sportacus!
And the Mayor!

Uncle! He's frozen too!
Oh!

Pixel!
Yeah!

How could he do this?
He couldn't do it.

Ha! But I could.

BOTH: Robbie Rotten!
What have you done?

[Mimics] What have you done? Mute.

Ha ha ha! Children should
definitely be seen and not heard.

Forever. Ha ha ha ha!

Robbie Rotten.

Freeze.

And now for you, Frozacus.

Play.

Whoa!

Oh! Robbie Rot...
I'm sorry. Fast-forward.

Ha ha ha!
Whoa!

Freeze.

Rewind! Ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha! Stop!
Oh!

And now the cha-cha-cha.

Oh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!
Woo!

Hey! Ah!
Whoa!

Wow! Round and round
and round he goes.

Where he'll stop, nobody knows.

Ah!

Stop.

Ha ha ha ha!
Whoa!

Ha ha ha! Sorry.

Hey, Sportacus.

Think fast. Freeze!

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ah. Ha ha ha ha!

Look at him now. Ha ha!

Ah, Frozacus.

Ha ha ha ha!

Huh? Sportacus! Mayor! Stephanie!
Ziggy! I've got to do something!

Whoa! Not my shoelaces again!

No! Robbie's got my controller
and everyone's in trouble.

I can do this. I can do this.

And now to finally remove
Sportacus from LazyTown forever.

[Whistles]

WOMAN: In Africa,
you can actually find

the largest animal life on land,
the elephant.

Join us next week when we'll look at
the king of the jungle, the lion.

You've been watching
The World Channel. Wrong channel.

Under, sideways, down.

Oh! I did it! I did it!

[Whistles]

Oh, no!

Now, bye-bye, Sportacus.

Fast-forward. Ha! Oh, no!

Argh!
Huh? Whoa!

Got it! Yeah! Yeah!

Play.

Just in time. Yeah!

BOTH: Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah!

Huh? Stephanie and Ziggy. Oh.

Play.

[Both are silent]
Volume up.

Ha ha!
Alright!

I can hear you!
I can hear you!

Oh!
Yeah! I did it! I did it!

ALL: Yeah!

Sportacus!
Hi!

Sportacus, I did it!

Yes, you did!
Yeah! You tied your shoes!

Yeah! And now I can do it
all by myself.

But don't you miss
your shoe-tying machine?

No. I found an even more
incredible machine.

Oh, Pixel.
Not again.

No, guys, it's my body.

Oh! Ha ha!

And the more you use it,
the better it gets.

Yeah! Now I can do
anything without a machine.

Alright! Let's dance!

Come on, guys.
OK! Ha ha!

♪ Bing, bang, digga-digga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing, dancing

♪ Dancing, dancing... ♪
Mayor!

♪ Bing, bang, digga-digga dong

♪ Silly words
that can mean anything... ♪

Dance, Mayor!
Oh, music! Ha ha!

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump, float
around and clap your hands together

♪ Together, together, together

♪ Down, down, turn around, having
fun is what it's all about... ♪

Oh, yeah! Go, Robbie.

And reverse.

Oh, oh, oh!
Freeze.

Oh! Hmm. I think
I'd better turn this thing off.

Oh! Yeah.

Argh!

Argh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Ugh!