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01x23 - Sportacus Who?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

01x23 - Sportacus Who?

Post by bunniefuu »

In you go.

And off you go!

The letter!

Door!

Ow! Brrrr!

Ah! [Chuckles]

I need to turn this on. Door!

A little bit higher. Door!

Aha!

Aha!

Ah!

I didn't sign my name.

Sportacus.

[Theme music]

♪ Welcome to LazyTown,
a place where you want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

Are you sure your computer is OK?

Oh, yeah! I'm just organising
all my LazyTown files.

[Both gasp]

What does it say?

'Pixel, you wanted me to remind you
to remember

to remind yourself
to remember something.'

Signed, 'Sportacus'.

That's right! I remember now!

I have to make a back-up copy
of my computer files

before I do anything else!

Let's set a restore point and...

[Computer beeps]
..initiate data.

[Crash! Beep! Beep!]

Wait!
Major glitch!

The computer won't respond!

COMPUTER: Warning!
Pixel! What?

Run!

COMPUTER: Warning!

[Beep! Beep!]
Someone's in trouble.

Door!

Aaaah!
Get down!

Whoa!
It's going to blow!

Sportacus!
What's wrong?

My computer! You've got to unplug it
before it blows!

I'm on it!

Go, Sportacus!
Yeah!

COMPUTER: Warning!

Warning! Warning!
[Beep! Beep!]

[Electric buzz]

Unplugging now!

Warning! Warning!

Warning! Warning!

Warning! Warning!
[Electric buzz]

Warning! Warning!

[Electric buzz]

Warning! Warning! Warning!

[Groans]
[Electric breakdown]

Phew!

Well?

Guys, I tried to unplug
the computer,

but I think that was too late.

It's gone?
But I saved this.

Yeah!

Oh, no! It's melted.

All the pictures on my computer,
all the memory...gone!

Arrgh! If only that do-gooder
Sportacus

could have a memory meltdown
like Poodle's computer,

he'd never be able to save anyone
again forever!

[Echoes] Grrr!

So, why can't he?

[Laughs evilly]

Aha!

Sportacus won't be able
to resist my trap.

[Laughs evilly]

Behold the Memory Sucker 3000!

When he runs through the door...

[Electric shock]
Oh, oh!

..it's bye-bye, memory!

And he won't know his swish
from his swoosh!

Woo! Aah! Ow!

Whatever!

[Gasps]

What?

Ahh!

[Electric shock]

[Beeping]

[Gasps]
Ooh.

What was I doing?
I can't remember.

I know I was doing something.

I did it!

Sportacus's memory is as missing
as a sock in a dryer!

[Laughs evilly]

Hello, Sporta, buddy. [Giggles]

Do you know me?
Do I know you?!

I am your best friend!

You are?
Yes!

But that's great!
Ow!

Because I can't remember who I am.

Really? Imagine that.
No.

Well, don't worry, my friend,

listen to your old pal,
and whatever you do,

never, never, never save anyone!

Save anyone? Why would I do that?

[Laughs] Never mind, never mind.

Pixel was really freaked out about
losing all his computer memory.

Ziggy, with no memory,
you don't know who you are

or what you do!

Really?
Yeah. No memory means no you.

Wow! [Sighs]

And I like ice-cream?

You don't just like it,
you love it!

In fact, you are LazyTown's
ice-cream man!

Really?
Yes!

Have a nice time!

Thank you.

Hah!

I can do this!

[Hums happily]

Customers!

Ice-cream, anyone?
No, thanks.

And then, I said...
[Feet screech]

BOTH: Ice-cream?
Yes!

I knew it!

Aha! Ice-cream coming up!

[Laughs]
Wow!

Yes! [Giggles]
And now, the ice-cream.

Yes!
Oh!

Are you feeling OK?
Never better.

[Laughs]

[Giggles] Yes!
Wow!

Aha!

[Drum roll]

[Giggles]
And here you go.

Thanks.
Wow!

[Laughs]

Only one? [Whines]

Ah!

[Circus music plays]

Oh!

Whoa!

And the last one!
[Drum roll]

Oh!

Here you go!
Wow!

[Giggles]
Thanks, Sportacus.

Thank you!
Come on, Ziggy.

Whoa! Wait!

Whoa!

Whoa! My ice-cream's in trouble.

Whoa!

Ah!

[Strains]

Try it this way.

It's easier.

Wow! You must be the greatest
ice-cream man on this planet!

I guess I am!
I guess you are.

Have a nice day!
Thanks.

Ahh, ice-cream!

Is this right?

Right? Huh!

This is probably
the greatest thing ever!

Let's go tell Pixel.
He will love this!

Ha!

What do you think you're doing?

Push-ups!
Push-ups?

No, no, no, you don't do push-ups.

They are dangerous.
They tire you out.

[Groans] Even worse!
What?

Why don't you sit down
for a minute?

Sit down!

Down!

Can't you sit still for a minute?

No, I don't think so.

Ah! [Hums happily]
[Exhales]

Do what you want!

But...never save anyone!

[Laughs] You've already said that.

[Laughs]

[Exhales]

Back to work!

Ice-cream, anyone?
[Bell dings]

Come on! Ohhhh!

I can't get my computer to work!

Mmmmm! Sportacus has really been
acting strange today.

He gave me and Ziggy ice-cream!

Aaaahhh! Ice-cream's good! [Laughs]

[Bell dings]

Ice-cream, anyone?

Now, he's still at it.

He's still at it?
Can I have more?

Can I? Can I?

Wow!

Anyone? Get your ice-cream!

Hey, something's not right.

Hey! Ice-cream?
Yes, yes, yes!

Ziggy!
Ohhh.

You have to stop that.

Why?
Because you're a superhero!

And you don't eat ice-cream.

A superhero?
Yeah!

You run around saving people all day.

I do?
Yes! Six, seven, eight times a day!

Don't you remember that you do that?

I don't remember anything!

[Gasps]

Guys, he doesn't remember anything.

[All gasp]
Oh, no!

It's like his memory's been sucked
from his head, like my computer!

Poof! And it's gone.

We have to help him get it back!

ALL: Yes!

What if we reminded him
of a few things?

Yeah! Come on, come on!
Let's do it!

[Chuckles] Come on, follow me!

OK!

♪ Have you ever skipped rope?
♪ Uh uh uh uh uh

♪ Have you never played ball?
♪ Uh uh uh uh uh

♪ Never jumped around?
♪ Uh uh uh uh uh

♪ Have you never danced at all?

♪ Skipping rope left to right
OK, I can try that.

♪ Crossing over and back
Like this!

♪ Hit the ball on your head
That's easy!

♪ Knees, chest and feet

♪ You gotta listen to me

♪ Can't you see
That life is full of games

♪ And they make you feel so happy

♪ You know they make you wanna fly

♪ So play games all your life

♪ Jumping forward and back
I'll give it a try!

♪ Now try it reverse
OK, look at this!

♪ Dance to the beat
I've never done that!

♪ Clap your hands and move about

♪ You gotta listen to me

♪ Can't you see
That life is full of games

♪ And they make you feel so happy

♪ You know they make you wanna fly

♪ So play games all your every single

♪ Life is full of games

♪ And they make you feel so happy

♪ You know they make you wanna fly

♪ So play games every single day
of your life. ♪

Ah!
Did it work? Did it?

Did it?
Did it?

I almost remember remembering.
ALL: Yeah?

Then, I...don't remember.

[All sigh]
I'm sorry.

Wait! Pixel, what if we showed
Sportacus some pictures and stuff?

Maybe that would help him remember.
Yeah! And video clips of...

Oh, but my computer memory is fried.
Just like his memory!

Then, there's no time to lose.
You've got to go fix it!

Yeah! I'm on it.
Let's go! Come on!

Wait here!

OK. Those kids are really
trying to help me.

Ha! What a nice group of kids.

Nice?
Whoa!

You think they're nice?

No!

Those kids were fooling you!

No!
Yes!

They like to call you names!

No!

Yes!

They like to call you
Mr Flippety-flippety-flippety-flip...

No!
Yes!

And my favourite one...

I mean, the one you hate most...
What is it?

Prrr! I can't say it!

Huh! It's too awful!

[Laughs]

Why don't you write it?

Write it? Aha!

[Laughs]

That's not even a word.

I know! I don't know how to spell it!

[Laughs] Aha!

Argh! I'll whisper it to you.

Uh?

Come closer.

Closer.

Closer. [Gasps] No!

Back, back! A little bit.

No! Stop here.

[Whispers]

[Laughs]
The blue elf?

[Laughs]

That's not nice.

Isn't it awful?

What shall I do?

I think you should go home.

Go home?

I don't even remember where I live.

You live up there.

Wow!

An airship! Is it mine?
Of course it's yours!

How do I get up there?
Aha!

First, you have to do some moves.
OK.

[Mumbles] You have to say a word,
it's got 'L' in it.

With 'L' in it? OK!

Er... Lettuce!

[Projectiles hit]

[Groans] Ouch!

That's not the word.

I'm sorry.
No problem.

I'll try again.
Try again!

Letters!

No, no!

No! That's not the word!

Oh, OK. Er, ladder!

Ladder?
It worked!

How does he do that?
Great!

Aha!
It's great!

Why don't you go up there
and do what you do best?

Knitting?

OK.

All right, everyone, I'll create
a new circuit pathway.

A what?
And reboot the hard drive!

This just has to work! We've got
to get Sportacus's memory back!

And here we go!
OK.

[Beep!]

[All cheer]

It worked!
OK. Yeah!

I'll copy some Sportacus'
video clips on my laptop,

and reboot Sportacus's memory.

Alright.

Sportacus is in his airship
and has no memory!

[Laughs evilly]

So, all I have to do
is pop the airship

like this balloon.

[Pop!]

Huh! And he'll blow away
and never find his way back!

Aha! Forever!

[Laughs evilly]

Come on, guys!

When Sportacus sees these pictures,
he'll get his memory back for sure.

Yeah, true! Come on!
I have to stop those kids.

What can I use to trap them?

Aha!

This should do.

Huh! Perfect!

Aha! Grrrr!

Sportacus needs a big mental push
to remember who he is.

I've got everything on my laptop.
Wow!

What? What?
Lollypop! Look!

Ziggy, we don't have time for this.
It seems to be stuck!

Pull it!
[Strains]

Harder!

[Clang!]
Ah!

[All scream]

Aaah!

Yes! Aha!

Back to work.

Ziggy! What did you do?

[Whines] Now, we'll never be able
to get Sportacus's memory back!

[Sighs]

[Strains]

Aaah!

Ah. Seems like a lovely day
to do some flying!

[Laughs]

I am really good at this. Ha!

Aha!

[Strains]

[Groans]

[Exhales] Thank you.
Careful!

Ready and fire!

[Bang!]

Huh! Oh, no!

[Gasps] A shoe?

What in the world?

ALL: Help! Help!

[Beep! Beep!]

I remember now.

I'm Sportacus!

[Beep! Beep! Beep!]

Someone's in trouble.

Arrgh!
Whoa!

Whoa!

Aaaaah!

What was that?

Phew!

Aaaaaah!

Looks like Robbie.

[Whines]

Door!

Look!

ALL: Sportacus!

Who?
ALL: Oh, no!

His brain is still clean.

Huh! He's back!
[All cheer]

Shh!

Argh!

Somebody help me!
ALL: Huh!

Aaaah!

Ow!

[Whines]

Sportacus!
Just the hero I've been looking for.

Save me!
Save you?

Yes!
Don't you remember?

You told me never, never, never,
never save anyone!

No! I meant never, never, never,
never save anyone but me!

What do you say?
[All laugh]

Save your best friend, buddy.
Whoa! Pal?

I don't know.
No! No!

[Crack!]

[Clang!]

Aaaaargh!

ALL: Yeah!
Sportacus!

I think you need to wear a helmet
all the time.

[All laugh]
You know, Robbie...

..even though I have my memory back,

I can still be your friend.

Huh! Friend?
Yes.

With friends like you,
who needs friends?

[Grunts]

[Gasps] What?

Has anyone seen my shoe?

[All laugh]
My shoe is missing!

Aaaah!

Shoe, where are you?

ALL: Sportacus!
Let's get you out of here!

[Strains]

Yeah!
Wow!

Are you OK?
ALL: Yes.

[All cheer]

We're free!

I'm really glad you got your memory
back, Sportacus.

Me, too. Now, I remember
what I really like to do best.

Serve ice-cream?
No!

This.

[All cheer]
[Pop music plays]

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Dancing, dancing

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Silly words
than can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Together, together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

Shoe, are you in there?

Arff!

Mr Rotten, I found your shoe.

I'm in here!
Where?

In here!

Where?

Under...
[Clang!]

..heeeeeeeeeere!
[Gasps]

Oh. There you are.