Deadgirl (2008)

[bunniefuu]

Hey, yo, JT. Man, what word
starts with "F" and ends with "U-C-K"?

Come on.

Fire truck, man.

What are you, eight?

Man it's too hot for this sh*t.

f*ck' drills.

Hey, Bar go long. Come on.

Whoa!

What are you staring at?

Johnny.

Rickie, she's just a
waste of your time, man.

No, man.

She's not so bad.

Sorry. Here you go.

Hey, let's blow this. C'mon..

Nobody will notice.

Let's get outta here.

Alright.

Rickie's cuttin' class, man.
I can't hardly believe it.

Well, you better believe it now.

sh*t, man, I just keep thinking all the
fun stuff you're missing, you know.

You're missing uh,
the f*ck', g*y coach Hankens.

And f*ck' f*gg*t gym
showers and f*ck'

q*eer jock m*therf*ckers
f*ck' with you all day long.

You missed all those things.
I know you do.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, you miss that, right?

Joann Skinner.

Oh Rickie!

Rickie, Rickie, Rickie.

Come on, man! Let that sh*t go!

Come on, man, let it up!

Rickie!!!

Rickie you got to get
over that sh*t, man!

Fourth grade's a long time ago.

You lost Joann to puberty
and you ain't gettin' her back.

You should have f*cked her when you
were nine when you had the chance, boy!

Look, man, what are we gonna do?

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

Quit you're whining.

Look, I brought some brews.

- Oh yeah.
- All right, but not right here.

Let's go to the nuthouse.
Whaddya say?

What, the nuthouse?

The nuthouse, man?

Why would you want to go there?

'Cause it's f*ck' hot out.

You've got a better idea?

I guess not, man.

JT, man, aren't there any
security guards there or something?

There's no f*cking
security guards, man.

The place is dead.

The place is deader than dead.
Come on.

We always talked about goin' in there.
Lets do it.

The place is f*cking huge.

Think of all the crazies
that lived here.

You trying to scare me?

Oh, man. I'm just saying.

All the drugs they used
to serve out here.

sh*t.

Keep us floating for a lifetime.

- Hell yeah.
- Right!

Hey!

I think it's time for some warm beer.

Yeah!

Alright, Rick.

It's not as scary as
it looks on the outside, man.

- Uh-huh.
- Kind of like it here.

I bet you would,
f*cking padded walls and all.

f*cking d*ck.

Well, it sure beats hangin' out
in that parking lot. That's for sure.

You want to see real scary though?

You gotta go down to the tunnel.

These tunnels, they go to all
the other buildings, that way

they wouldn't have to take the
real dangerous patients outside

to get them to a different
cell or something.

They never went outside?

Not the murderers.

Or the real f*cked-up ones.

They kept murderers in here man?

JT.

C'mon man, where'd you go?

Boo!

Ha ha!

What are you, eight?

Oh, come on.
You were scared just a little bit.

Quit f*cking around, JT.

It didn't work a second ago
and it ain't working now.

JT.

I'm not doing anything.

What the hell is that?

Oh, sh*t.

I thought you said there
weren't any guard dogs.

That ain't no guard dog.

Run, run!!!

Holy sh*t!

sh*t!

Man, I haven't been that scared since those
cop chased us down on the Fourth of July.

Yeah, well I'd rather deal with
pissed-off pigs than pissed-off dogs.

Come on.

There's gotta be a way out of here.

There's got to be.

I think I see a door down here.

Man, it looks like a dead end.

Oh yeah. There's definitely
a door back here, Rickie.

Where do you think that goes?

I hope it goes out of here.

Darn it!

Come here and help me move this stuff.

It's locked JT. I -

That's not locked, just rusted shut.

Come here and help me, man.

Push.

Push boy.

Push harder, man.
Put your back into it.

JT, what the f*ck is going on, man?

Hey.

What is it?

Holy sh*t!

JT, what the hell, man?
What's going on?

What is it?

Holy sh*t.

What?

You're never going to
believe this, Ricky.

Holy sh*t, man.

Yeah, I told you.

What the f*ck is she
doing down here JT?

- She... you think she's f*ck...

- There's one way to find out.

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t, man.

What the f*ck is she doing out here?

Oh my God.

She didn't just tie herself to that
f*cking bed. Man, that's for sure.

Well, we better get out of here, man.

- We gotta -
- Sh-sh-sh.

We got to get the f*ck out of here.

Just hold on a second, bro.

Hold on a second.

There's a f*cking naked woman, man.
Lets go.

Oh sh*t.

We gotta get out of here JT!

Hold on a second.

All right.

Now, we had to pry
that door open, right?

You saw it yourself.

- Yeah.
- It was rusted shut, remember?

And we've been out here all day.

There ain't nobody here but us, right?

- Right?
- Alright. Good man.

Good. Now, let's free the f*cking girl and
get the f*ck out of here, man. Please.

Don't.

JT, cut it out!

Cut it out.

Hey!

JT, man, maybe some girl
has been missing, right?

I mean, there could be some kind
of reward or something, you know?

We could keep her.

What?

Keep her, man?

What?

JT, man. Keep her?

Just till tonight.

Tomorrow.

JT, keep her?

She's like someone in a magazine.

What are talking about man?
Let's go!

Look at her.

I can spend all day
looking at that body.

Jesus f*cking Christ!

She is beautiful.

I mean... Jesus, JT,
this is stupid, man.

We gotta free the girl and
get the f*ck outta here. Please, man.

I'm begging you.

What are you doing, man. Come on.

Well, that's nice man.

You got come here and
you're going to feel that.

Come here and feel it.

Come here and feel that.

Come here just feel it man.

There's no way I'm gonna f*cking...

Your loss.

JT cut it out man, seriously.

Just f*ck off for me, man.

No, man.

What you're doing man?

What the f*ck JT!

What the f*ck has
gotten into you, man?

What the f*ck's gotten into you, man?

Look, man. Look at that chick.

You're f*cking sick, man.

You don't want any of this
just go and get out here.

You were never here,
as far as I'm concerned.

Go on.

Just get out... get out of here.

Ma, you home?

- 911 what's your emergency?
- Damn, what happened to your face?

Where is my mom at?

Well, she picked up
an extra shift today.

She said she'd be home
around midnight.

Yeah. Well, what are
you doing here, Clint?

Your mom said it be all right,
if I stick around for a few weeks.

Man, I hope you gave as
good as you got, man.

You got to stand up to these b*stards and give
it to them worse than they gave it to you, hmm?

In this world, you can't let other
people fight your battles for you.

It's called TCB, Rickie, huh?

Taking care of business.

That's great f*cking advice, Clint.
I mean, thank you.

Especially coming from a f*cking alcoholic
who can't even pay his f*cking rent.

Hey, why don't you drink
some more of mom's beers

and then tell me about
being real man, huh?

You know what Ricky?
Why the attitude, man?

I'm just trying to help you.

Well, gee whiz Clint, thank you.

You know what? It was your god damned mom's
idea for me to talk to you in the first place.

I know all the talking in the world
is not going to make you be a man.

You got to do it yourself.

f*cking kids.

Hope you're not seeing my
face when you pull that trigger.

Rickie!

Rickie man.
Come on, we've been friends too long.

Yeah, I thought we were
friends up until you punched me.

I'm sorry about that, all right?

And what about her, man.
You're sorry about that too?

That's why I came down here because I
need you to go back there with me, man.

No way, man.

f*cking forget it.

Rickie, please man.

Please, there's something you got
to see. It's real important, man.

It's really important.

If it's so important, why don't
you just tell me right here, JT.

Because you got to see it.

Man, you wouldn't believe me
if I just told you.

No.

No, JT.

I don't wanna be an accessory to
whatever sick sh*t you're doing, man.

Rickie, please.

You have to see this.

We're lettin' her go, JT, OK?
That's all there is to it, man.

And hopefully,
she doesn't send us to jail.

She's not going to send me to jail.

Why not?

I mean what did you do to her, JT?
What the f*ck did you do to her, man?

f*ck' killin' me...

f*ck, no way.

You can just tell me what
you did to her, man.

She woke up.

She started to struggle,
of course, but she didn't scream.

No. She just sort of growled.

And tried to bite like a
wild f*cking dog, you know.

So, uh, I hit her

just enough
to make her stop, you know.

Oh, man.

But she didn't.

She sure did not stop.

She just kept gnashing
at me with those teeth.

So, I hit her again and it felt good.

You wouldn't know about that.

Then I hit her harder.

- What the f*ck did you do, man?
- And harder and harder.

JT.

Needless to say, after a while,
she stopped moving.

For Christ's sakes, man.
You f*cking k*lled her.

You realize that man?

You f*cking k*lled her and you bring me
down her and show me a f*cking corpse, man?

Rickie!

You're a sick f*ck, man.

I've had enough of your psycho sh*t.
We're taking her out of here now, JT.

- Hold on a sec!
- No, this has gone far enough.

You have to see
what I brought you here for.

I've seen more than enough, JT.

Rickie, no you haven't.

No.

What the f*ck are you doing, JT?

- What the f*ck are you doing, man!
- You ain't seen nothing yet.

No, man, no!

Rickie.

Rickie!

Man, get the f*ck away from me, man.

No, no! It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right.

It's okay. It's all right.

Take it easy. Take it easy.
Take it easy.

Take it easy, JT?

You f*cking k*lled her, man.
You k*lled her with my f*cking g*n.

- Hold on a second man.
- You son of a b*tch.

- You're a sick f*ck, JT.
- Look!

- You sick f*ck!
- Look!

Look!

It's a pretty active for a dead girl,
don't you think?

What the f*ck!

I had to bring you down here, man.

Had to make you see her for yourself.

We got to get her to a f*cking hospital
before she bleeds to death, JT.

She ain't gonna bleed to death, man.

You had to see it for yourself, Rickie.

Because I knew you wouldn't
believe if I just told you.

Jesus.

Tell me about it.

Because I thought I was going crazy.

I wasn't telling the
complete truth earlier.

You see, I heard her neck crack.

I broke her f*cking neck, man.

- I know that I did.
- No way.

sh*t! I was trying to think what I was going
to do about it and she starts moving again!

I thought I was going crazy, man.

I stuck my thumbs real
deep into her neck

until she quit moving.

A few minutes later,
she starts kicking again.

I k*lled her three times now.

Look at her.

This isn't real man.

This isn't real.

Oh, man. Is she on drugs?

I've never seen no drugs that will let you
take three b*ll*ts like nothing happened.

Where do you think she came from?

Maybe she was a patient here?

Maybe they did some mad scientist
experiment or some sh*t on her?

Who the f*ck knows what they
did with the leftover people.

The hopeless ones...

sh*t, man. She can't be k*lled.

I mean, it's f*ck' crazy.

It's f*cking crazy.

It's awesome.

Man, she's so cold.

Well, she is naked.

So, what do we do with her JT?

I mean, we could leave her be, you
know, just forget about her, I guess.

Well, somebody else is bound
to find her, eventually, right?

We could destroy her.

Ain't you suppose to get her kind
in the brain pan or something.

JT, "her kind" man,
what the f*ck are you saying?

Sure, she is some kind of monster
or something but she's our monster.

What you think?

About what?

About hot p*ssy?

Straight out of porn!

Anytime we want it, boy.

You and, and me.

I'm not f*cking touching her man.

It's just asking for trouble JT,
okay, trouble I don't need, okay?

And you can't f*cking be serious, man.

Come on.

Yeah, I think I am serious.

Come on, what else you want to do? Take
her home and introduce her to your mom?

What?

I got to think about this, JT. Okay?

Well, you take all the
time you need 'cause,

she ain't going anywhere.

This is too f*cking much, JT.

She's staying here with us.

Okay. Okay.

But this stays
between you and me, right?

Yeah.

I'm serious man.
This is our secret.

Me and you, JT and Rickie.

Hey you want to see something?

It's kind of f*cked up, right?

Remember your oral
assignments are due this Friday.

Yo!

Rickie, what's up?

Go home early yesterday, huh?

You feeling all right?

Mister talkative today, I guess.

What's up with you?

Sorry Wheeler, man. I'm just thinking.

Are you thinking about
Joann Skinner again?

You better watch it with
those eyeballs there, buddy.

Have a good one, bro.

I have to go.

- No!
- Yes!

Hey, Rickie.

Everything all right?

I'm just thinking.

The dead should stay dead.

So, you're thinking
about reincarnation.

Some people believe
in life after death.

You're entitled to
whatever beliefs you like, Rickie.

I'd like to think that the
dead are happy where they are.

They wouldn't want to come back because
they earned it.

Far more glorious that all this.

Yeah.

Yeah, but what do you know, Mr.
Harrison?

What's up?

Hey, Wheeler, man,
what you doin' today?

You wanna go see if
Wes has got any weed?

No, man I can't.

I got plans.

What, a hot date?

Maybe.

Later, bro.

Alright later, Wheeler.

Ma, you home?

f*cking, Wheeler?

Rickie!

Hey Rickie.

JT, man...

Remember our f*cking
conversation yesterday, man?

What's your problem, man?

My problem is we agreed not to
tell anybody about this, man.

What are you f*cking thinking?

I know, we did.

I didn't want to be alone,
you know what I mean?

- I just want to have some company...
- I'm here, aren't I?

I mean I'm here.

Well, then go get some for once
instead of wishing that you could.

JT, come on.

It's not like that, okay?

Look.

Last night man, well...

Last night she uh...

f*ck... She been looking at you?

What?

Like she knows something.

What the f*ck are you
talking about, Rickie?

Look, we can make things easier.

We can call her Joann if you want.

But you know that ain't
a real human being, man, right?

You know that. It's all right.

It's okay.

That's besides the point, man.

Oh, is it? Well, what are
you doing down here, huh?

I don't know, man.

Huh?

JT, man.

I'm not... that's not what...
god damn it, JT.

If you want, man, we can, like flip her
over. We haven't hit her backside yet.

No!

Rickie.

Pal.

What's wrong?

This whole thing is f*cking over,
you guys, seriously.

We're all going to
get arrested or worse.

I mean, JT...

Look, how long have we known Wheeler?

All our lives?

He knows how to keep a secret.

He knows a good thing when he
sees it, don't you, Wheeler?

I know a good thing when I f*ck it.

There you go.

So, you see
there's nothing to worry about, Rickie.

It's just you and me and
Wheeler and the dead girl.

She's not just some dead girl, man.

Well, I did k*ll her three times.

Go on. Give it a try.

Get on it, man.

Man, it's f*ck' sweet!

f*cking get in there, man.

Go on.

Go on!

Aw.

Rickie! All right.
Well, come back in a couple of hours.

We'll be gone.

You can have nice private romantic time
and do lots of nice sensitive things.

Nice one.

God bless.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look, I told you f*ck,
if you want weed, you need to--

I need some bolt cutters.

Got any money?

Come on, Wes.
You know I'm good for it, man.

Everything's going to be okay, alright?

I'll get you out of here.

I'm here to help you, okay?

Oh sh*t!

Do you understand me?

I'm going to get you out of here, okay?

You have to be quiet.

Okay.

You should be quiet.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay.

Did you leave the
f*cking door open, Wheeler?

No, I don't think so.

I told you to keep that
door shut, didn't I?

Why does it matter?

I want that dog messing with her.

Anybody humps her leg, it's me.

What's up, baby?
How are you doing?

Why don't you busy
yourself somewhere else.

Hey baby, you miss me?

Oh sh*t!

Oh f*ck!

Grab her f*cking hand, man!

Get her f*cking hand.

Get the f*ck down!

- f*ck stop it!
- f*cking get her off!

f*cking, you ain't no help man!

She nearly f*cking k*lled us, man!

- I oughta f*cking bite you!
- How the f*ck did she get free, man?

Do you hear that?

Rickie is that you?

Rickie!!!

If I find out it was you trying to
let her loose you're gonna regret it.

Might as well come out now!

Stupid, f*cking m*therf*cker!

There ain't no way
you're getting in here!

Lil b*tch!

I swear to God!

I'm gonna bring a g*n tomorrow.
I'm going to sh**t your a*s dead!

You hear that?

f*ck A. If it ain't
one thing it's another.

Sorry.

What, man?

You're friends with Wheeler?

You know where I could find him?

No.

Because he said if I brought him


What?

Wheeler?

- He said - - Wheeler's a
f*cking ret*rd you dumb a*s.

He's just trying to
steal your money, man.

Hey, as*h*le! f*ck' fat kid
just came up to me, man...

It was you last night?

Yeah, so what?

What's up, Johnny boy?

You know, I'm sorry you got
hurt, Wheeler, but, f*ck...

You know, f*ck you.

You're just f*cking lucky
I didn't tell JT about that.

Yeah? Hey, why the f*ck
didn't you then, huh?

Do you see that dip sh*t over there?

Lots of dipshits over there.
Which one are you talking about?

The f*cking stoner
with his Ret*rded buddy.

He was looking over here
all g*dd*mn period.

He was eyeballing Joann, dude.

You know what, man? Me and JT are fine.

OK, it's you that's he's
f*cking worried about.

Look, Wheeler, JT hasn't f*cking
been in school in days, man.

Somebody is going to
notice and then what?

What?

They'll go looking, you f*cking ret*rd.

That's bullshit man.

Nobody cares a f*cking sh*t about JT
except for JT, okay?

Not the school,
not his f*cking grandmother,

who's half-near dead anyways, okay?

Nobody gives a sh*t where he goes
or what he does, right?

Nobody but us.

Look at me.

Come on now.

Yeah, you f*cking like that, don't you,
you f*cking dead little f*cking zombie.

I'm comin', yeah.

How's her hole doin', man?

Unwilling but able as always.

We got to... we got to get some lube
or something in there

because she is just bone dry.

What do you think she is, JT?

Our f*ck-sl*ve.

I mean, seriously, like,

I don't know, man, like, what is she doing
here and like how did she get here?

What's your problem?

Nothing.

I'm just asking, you know.

How long have you been here anyway?

I spent the night.

Why?

Because it's starting to stink.

Well, that is coming from the wounds.

I smelled it this morning.

What the f*ck is that?

No worse for wear but... it's warm.

Wet.

Yeah.

That one's mine,
but there's two more just like it.

Okay.

What are you staring at?

You.

No, you're not.

Hey, remember that time when were,
like, eight or something?

Eight?

Okay, eight, nine, you know, whatever.
Just let me finish.

We were 12.

What, was I your first
kiss or something?

Hey, would you want to
go out with me sometime?

That was a long time ago.

I mean, another life.

Nothing lasts forever, Rickie.

- f*ck man.
- Take it easy, man.

I'm sorry, man.

Nice.

You want to head back there with me?

Look, Wheeler, I f*cking told you
already. I'm not goin' back there.

f*ck!

You get the message sh*t stain?

What the f*ck man?!

What's that, p*ssy?

He thinks I can't see him when
he's staring and drooling over Joann!

What are they doing now?

Shut your filthy mouth, man.
Shut the f*ck up!

All right, you little shits.

Keep your eyes to yourself.

- I don't know what the f*ck
are you talking about? - Huh?

f*ck!

- Johnny stop! Johnny!
- No more looking at my woman you little sh*t!

You got that?

Stop!

Johnny stop!
Thats enough, Okay? I want to go home.

Come on baby, I'm just defending
your honor over here?

No, you're not.
You're just being an as*h*le!

Stop it!

- Get off of me!
- Look, we're just having a little fun!

- Stop!
- That's all!

Now, you look what you did,
you f*cking creep.

You f*cking pissed off my girl!

You okay?

f*ck you,
you f*cking jock m*therf*ckers!

You f*cking -- we don't need
your f*cking cheer leading wh*res!

You know why?
Because we got our own f*cking wh*re

and she's the sweetest one in the
whole f*ck town, you as*h*le.

She's got f*cking sweet t*ts
and she's f*cking hot!

- Wheeler, shut the f*ck up.
- So f*ck you!

She's our f*cking sex sl*t!

Shut the f*ck up wheeler!

Johnny's going to take one
f*cking look at this dead girl

and he's going to turn around
and f*cking bust us man.

You understand that?

If we don't f*cking come up
with something right now,

- we're going to f*cking go to f*cking jail,
Wheeler. - Rickie, man, I can't get to jail.

My f*ck' mom's going to k*ll me...

Stop! Stop! Look,

whatever happens,
we cannot show them the girl, okay?

It can't happen.

We keep this between us
and you keep your mouth quiet, okay?

Oh sh*t!

All right little shits!

Don't even think about
making a run for it.

Dwyer's got a baseball bat
and he's a f*cking state champ.

Come on you-
Listen, come on you guys.

Wheeler was just f*ck' talkin' sh*t.
I swear to God, man.

There's nothing down here.

Talking sh*t?

I guess Dwyer and I can stop f*cking
around and kick your asses now, huh?

Huh?

Yeah.

I guess you're gonna have to.

f*ck you!

I'm sorry.

Jesus.

What the f*ck?

See, she's right there
just like I said.

What the f*ck is this?

It's just what it looks like Dwyer.

Hot-to-trot b*tch with a yen for d*ck.

JT.

Johnny?

So you boys decided to come by,
give our girlfriend a ride, huh?

Uh, no.

We were just f*cking
with Wheeler, all right?

I thought he was sh1tting us.

Ain't no shitin' going on here, boy.

What's going on here, JT?

Why she all tied up
and beat up and sh*t?

Because that's the way
she likes it, Dwyer.

Rough!

S&M!

Ain't either of you
seen any pornos before?

That's the way we give it to her.

You know, whips and chains and sh*t.

That's the way we give it to her.

See, she's hot for it.

You all want to...

No, man.

We're fine. Thanks.

We're fine, Dwyer.

Ain't going in there.

We should leave.

Two red blooded all American studs
like you passing on a free p*ssy?

f*ck you.

I don't know.

C'mon, Johnny.

What?

What the f*ck?

Dwyer, no.

Come on, Johnny.

What are you doing?

Don't leave me hanging here, man?

What?

What, and dip my wick in
a puddle of your spunk?

I may be horny but I'm not desperate.

sh**t.

I got my own sweet p*ssy
waiting for me tonight.

Yeah?

Why don't you go for the mouth then?

See, ah...

she likes it any way she can get it,
Johnny boy.

Come on, Johnny.

The water looks fine.

What?

What's the matter, man? You're scared?

Or is she out of your league?

I bet you Joann doesn't
do that for you.

You know what, Johnny?
I bet you're full of sh*t.

I bet that you haven't had your
d*ck sucked your whole life.

- I bet you never -
- Hey!

Can't deny the lady, now, can we?

You the man, Johnny.

You the man.

Come on baby. It's all right.

It's not gonna bite you.

Okay, man, that's enough.

Yeah, get in line, f*g.

Stop that.

Oh!

Oh sh*t!

b*tch, b*tch, b*tch...

I'm taking him to the hospital.
Then, we're calling the cops.

Oh, you're going to go to
the cops and tell them what?

That you were raping a chick in
a mouth and she bit your d*ck?

I wasn't raping her.
You said she wanted it.

Yeah well, I'm sure they
heard that one before.

- You said she liked it.
- Get off.

Prove it in court when Johnny
boy here whips his d*ck out.

Prove it when they show
photos of her face.

Don't forget about Joann, huh?
How are going to explain this to her?

Well, gee, honey, I was just walking
through this abandoned mental hospital

and my weenie was hanging out and I tripped
and fell and guess where it ended up?

That's bullshit. Look
what she did to me!

Yeah, well, all the blood's
been rushing down there.

I tell you what though?

You hold off on sticking it to Joann for a
couple of weeks, you'll be all right as rain.

You tell her you're saving your
strength for the state championships

or whatever the f*ck it is you do.

- f*ck you, man.
- Go to the cops.

Send me and Rickie and
Wheeler to jail and yourselves.

See, you won't be fit to tackle a ret*rd
with polio by the time you get out.

Me and the boys? Well, we'll miss a couple
of divorces, a handful of brats and

about a million shifts
at the gas station.

See, jail is full of
m*therf*ckers like us.

- We got nothing to lose.
- Please don't touch me.

- Get off me. Get off me.
- Now, you two leave.

You're not going to get
away with this, JT.

"You're not going to get
away with this, JT."

f*ck' stupid f*ck. Get
the f*ck out of here.

f*ck you, man! f*ck you!

I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to say anything.

- And it just came out and -
- And, and stow it, Wheeler.

You dumb f*ck.

Now at least they'll keep their
mouth shut. They see my point.

We f*cked up man.

You are the reason why
Johnny came down here.

You are the reason why he got bit and it's
bad enough that those two mother f*ck

came down here but look at that sh*t.

Look at it.

I'm not going to put a f*cking bag
over her head just to get it up.

And you know what, Rickie?

You know what?

Now, nobody gets what they want.

Joann Skinner, man?

What the f*ck were you thinking?

This is the best we're
ever going to have.

I can't f*cking go to jail.

You're not going to jail!

You're going to get
the f*ck out of here!

You're going to go home and
you're going to go to bed.

You're going to wake up tomorrow.

You're going to school and you're going to
pretend like none of this sh*t ever happened.

So, get the f*ck out right now.

Go!

You know what?
You get the f*ck out too.

You're not the
f*cking boss of this sh*t.

You are disinvited from
my f*cking basement, Rick.

You f*cked up.

Joann.

Rickie, what are you doing here?

Look, listen.

There's this really, really
f*cked-up situation with Johnny.

Okay, he's an as*h*le.

Okay, I know.

I know. And after tonight
he'll leave you alone.

No, he won't.

He's my boyfriend.

You're just going to have to deal.

Joann, he doesn't f*cking love you.

Listen, listen, I just...
whatever you hear after tonight, okay,

I want you to know I tried
to f*cking stop it.

You have to believe me.

This is weird.

- I, ah -
- Will you just listen to me, please.

- No, what if someone sees us or -
- What if someone sees us, huh?

What if someone sees us?

Look, who f*cking cares?

I hope she's hot.

Whoever it is you boys
are fightin' over,

you're taking a real beating for her.
Jesus Christ, man.

You gotta just try and relax, man.
You know?

Have fun.

I tell ya.

I really wish I was 15 again.

I'm seventeen.

Man, do I wish I was 15 again.

Do you think they told anybody?

I don't know, man.

I think we'd be in a heap of
sh*t right about now if they did.

Look, just stay cool, Wheeler, alright?
They're not going to do anything, man.

I'm cool, okay?

Thank God for JT, you know?

JT?

You're f*cking kidding me, man?

If it weren't for f*cking JT, none would
this would have happened in the first place.

Hey, that's no way to be
talking about friends, man.

I should have f*cking torched the whole
building the night we found her man.

She's just a dead girl, man.

That's all.

You know what, Wheeler?
Just leave me the f*ck alone, man.

Rickie.

Hey!

We got to... we got to stick together.

Hold still, baby.

I'm trying to fix you up.

Easy.

Don't you f*ck' bite her.

I guess we don't have to
worry about that mutt no more.

...Sold by a certain date,

In order to avoid spoilage which
can lead to serious illness.

Then of course meat,

rotten meat in particular when
left unrefrigerated can be toxic.

But I'm sure everybody here is very
familiar with the safety issues

concerning poorly kept perishables.

Johnny, think fast.

- Some examples of perishables are -
- What's that smell?

Oh, my God...

Nice of you to visit.

So, I was expecting someone else.

f*ck you, man.

Johnny's... I don't know what this chick's got
but she's f*cking coming with me to the hospital

and then we're going to the cops, man.

I've been f*cking her for days.

So has Wheeler.

So did you.

Stand back JT.
I'm taking her with me.

- There ain't nothing wrong with her.
- Bullshit.

Johnny's got his guts stuck back
into him and he's starting to smell

like f*cking rotten meat, okay?

He's starting to...
he's starting to smell like her.

- She bit him.
- No sh*t she bit him.

Now stand the f*ck back.

I'm taking her with me.

You don't need to do that.

See, Johnny's dead.

f*ck you, man.

Johnny is not dead.

Johnny's dead.

You don't get it, do ya?

Johnny is dead.

This b*tch is dead.

Now, you're dead too.

You're f*cking nuts, man.

You're f*cking nuts.

You'll like being dead.

Deadgirl likes it. Don't you?

Didn't know what I was going to do
after you boys messed her up.

But now I know, one bite from
her and I can make another.

What... just get off there.

[radio] My name is Kim.

How old are you Kim?



Do you have a boyfriend or a husband?

How long are we going to wait here?

I thought you said that we were just going to come
here and we're just going to like f*cking get -

Look, we're going to stay here

until the right f*cking
one comes along.

All right. We still got a few hours.

I ain't just going to settle for the
first f*cking thing that walks by man.

Okay.

Look at that a*s.

- You see that?
- Yeah, I see that.

I can't f*cking miss that.

There's enough f*cking cottage cheese
spilling out there to feed Ethiopia.

No bro, it ain't that bad at all.

Ain't that bad, ain't good enough.
Jesus, Wheeler.

Look man, hey, this might be our
only f*cking chance, okay?

She's the only piece of split tail
that come by the last hour, all right?

Look at her jugs, man?

f*cking hot, right?

True.

All right.

Look, that's the best we're going
to get out here, all right?

Let's do it, all right? All right.

All right.

All right. Fine, fine, fine.

Just wait till she comes out.

Alright I'm going in.

Don't look at me.

Hey, we've got some f*ck' cheap weed.

You want weed or not?

Really taking a step down, aren't I?

Smell it.

Love it.

It's wonderful.

Where is it?

Uh, it's in the trunk.

Okay.

Yo, JT! The trunk, bro.

JT, the trunk, buddy.

And I ain't giving you
nothin' till I seen it.

Yeah.

And it better be good.

I know good when I see it.

So don't be trying to pass off no oregano
on me, you little m*therf*ckers.

What's wrong with your buddy here?

Slow or something?

Well, I don't see nothing.

Well, here baby.

Sons of b*tches...

f*ck you!

f*ck! f*ck! f*ck! sh*t!

You all right?

You okay? You okay?

Am I okay?

No, I'm not okay.

Not f*cking funny, man.

You want a tough b*tch...

Wasn't she a f*ck' tough b*tch.

She f*ck' outweighed us both.

No f*ck you.

I didn't even want her to begin with,
you dumb piece of sh*t...

There you are!

Hey, Joann.

I want to know what the f*ck you did
to my boyfriend?

No, you don't.

Just f*cking tell me.

Why don't we just show you?

Joann.

Okay.

- It's going to be okay.
- Rickie don't leave me.

I'm going to get you out of here okay.
I'm going to get you out of here.

All right.

f*ck you!
Your f*cking friends kidnapped me.

I f*cking stood up for you.

I f*cking did everything.

- f*ck you.
- Quit fighting me.

- Quit fighting me, OK?
- No!

Look, I'm here to help you.

I'd never hurt you.
I'd never hurt you.

I'm here to help you.

You're here to what, Rick?

You're here to save
the damsel in distress?

Be the big hero?

Nah, that can't be.
We all know you ain't no hero.

JT, what the f*ck is she
doing down here, man?

Dead girl, Rick.

We can make more.

See, all she's got to do is
take one bite out of you and...

JT figured it out.

Look, I don't know what the
f*ck is going on around here

but it has nothing to do with me.

Sweetheart, I think it's got just about
everything to do with you, doesn't it?

Think about it.

Folks like us are just cannon fodder
for the rest of the world.

But down here, you see
we're in control.

Now, we call the shots down here, man.

Feels good, doesn't it?

It's all right to say.

You don't have to be the
nice guy down here, Rickie.

Yeah, man. This is all for you.

Enough with the goddamned
lights already, Wheeler.

Even if you did save her, Rick,
whaddya think she's gonna do?

JT man, please just let her go.

You sure that's what you want?

Please.

Is that really what you want?

She sure is beautiful.

- f*ck yeah, she is.
- All right, Wheeler. All right.

I'm talking to Rickie now, please.

JT, man just don't f*cking make
me do this, okay?

Look, I get it.

All right. You don't want to share
and that's understandable.

I respect it.

You want what should have
been yours a long time ago

and that's what I'm
trying to do for you.

I'm doing this for your benefit, Rick.

She's all yours.

Wait, who the f*ck is that?

Don't you worry about her, honey.

JT.

Who the f*ck is that?

You've got me all wrong, man.

Do I?

No. I'm thinking I know you a little bit better
than you even know yourself these days, Rickie.

Then you know I'm f*cking
done with you, man.

Rickie, she is going
to send us to jail.

And you ain't going to
have her or anybody else.

- No.
- You know it's got to be done.

Enough with the
goddamned machete already, okay?

Wheeler, what are you doing?

Wheeler, what the f*ck are you doing?

Wheeler, don't you
f*cking touch her, man.

Don't you f*cking touch her, Wheeler,
I swear to f*cking God!

- You won't believe it.
- Wheeler I wouldn't.

Wheeler don't you f*cking touch her.

That's a bad idea man.

Don't you f*cking touch her!

What'd you do that for?

Well, you sure picked a pretty
sh*t poor time to man up, Rick.

Who you trying to be anyway, man?

Since day one, it's been you and me.

It's been JT and Rickie
all the way, man.

And we don't change.

We don't have to change
because it's us, man.

Rickie and JT, man.

Nothing's got to change between us.

Nobody's got to change, you know.

It's just you and me, right?

Joann Skinner, man?

You think she's going to
choose you in the real world?

In the real world,
she'd rather die than be with you.

Yeah.

I know.

Rickie, man, just you and me, right?

I'm not feeling so good, man.

He cut off your f*cking hand, man.

I'm not feelin' too good, man.

Oh sh*t!

Jesus!

Help me!

Rickie. Rickie!

Wheeler, I'm sorry, man,
but she bite you, man.

This ain't my fault. I'm sorry.
I got to, Wheeler, I got to.

- Somebody help!
- Calm down!

Somebody help! No!

Somebody help!

- Please.
- No, calm down Joann.

- Get off of me!
- It's not going to go in the open!

- No please!
- It's not going to f*cking open!

- Hold on!
- No!

- Help Please!
- Calm down.

Calm down.

Why the f*ck don't you
f*cking listen to me.

I try to f*cking be good to you! Just
f*cking listen to me for one second!

Joann, please f*cking pay
attention to me for once.

f*ck!

f*ck.

sh*t.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm f*cking sorry, okay?

I'm so sorry.

Sorry. Sorry.

It's okay.

Alright, so I'm gonna
get you out of here.

Alright, I promise.

I promise.

f*ck. f*ck!

It's okay. It's okay.

Hang on, okay? I'll be right back.

There might be a f*cking way out.
Now hold on.

sh*t.

f*ck.

He stabbed me.

Rickie.

Oh God.

f*ck JT, why did you do this, man?

Why?

Why did you do it, man?

JT, what the f*ck?

sh*t!

I was just trying to help, Rickie.

Hold still. Just breathe.

I'm gonna get you outta here. Hold on.

Okay.

Breathe. It will be okay, okay?

I'll get you out of here.

Just don't tell my grandma, okay?

Rickie, I can feel it inside me.

Don't worry I'm not going to let you.

I'm going to get you out of here.

It will be all right.
I'll get you out of here.

I won't let you die, Joann.

I won't let you die.

What did you say?

I said that I love you.

I love you, Joann, so much.

Rickie.

I can still bite her
before it's too late.

Listen, I love you.

I do. I love you.

I love you, Joann.

f*cking grow up.

Take me home, Rickie.

Please.

God please help me.