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02x01 - Sports Candy Festival

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

02x01 - Sports Candy Festival

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[energetic techno music]

["Welcome To LazyTown"
by Jon Josep]

[energetic techno music]

- Hm, now how do
I get that apple?

- Stephanie!

- Hey Sportacus!

- You need a little help?

- Well, maybe a little,

I can't reach that apple.

- No problem, close your eyes,

and hold out your hands!

- Okay!

Alright, thanks Sportacus!

- Anytime.

- Wow, that was so cool.

Do you think if I stood
under a lollipop tree,

that Sportacus would knock
down a lollipop for me?

Huh, huh, huh?

- Uh, I don't know Ziggy, c'mon!

- Lollipop!

Aw, someday.

- He flew down on a sky chaser,

and got my kite out of the tree.

- Well Sportacus
saved me yesterday.

- [Pink Haired Girl] Hey guys,

what are you talking about?

- [Blond Boy] Yeah, hi!

- We're talking about my save.

- Oh, I can't watch, augh!

- Sportacus saved me too.

- Oh, me too!

- Y'know, he's always doing
such nice stuff for us,

we should do something
nice for him!

Something that he likes.

- 'He's always doing
stuff for us', blegh!

- Well, he likes
sports candy, a fruit!

- A vegetable!

- We should do
something with that.

- Yeah, but what?

- Ah!

Fruits and vegetables, yuck!

- What if we made a
sports candy festival?

[everyone agrees]

- Sports candy festival?

Ugh, I can't even say it.

- We can have it
today, at five o'clock!

Everybody can choose
a fruit or vegetable,

and make something out of it,

and give it to
Sportacus as a gift!

- No, no, no, no, no, no!

- But, how do we know
which fruit or vegetable,

Sportacus really likes?

[shushes everyone]

- Hi guys, what's up?

- Hey Sportacus.

- Sportacus, you get all your
energy from sports candy,

don't you?

- Yes!

- Oh, um, uh, which ones are
your favorites, let's say.

- That's easy,
let's check it out.

I like bananas,
carrots, I like grapes,

I like broccoli, apples,
tomatoes, and watermelons!

[all cheer]

I like them all!

- Inputting data,

Sportacus likes all
fruits and vegetables!

- That's right!

- Bananas, carrots,
grapes, eugh!

- Why do you wanna know?

- Uh, well we're having--

- No reason, by the way,

are you doing anything at say,

five o'clock today?

- Nothing that I know of, why?

- Oh, no reason.

Well, I'm sure you've
got lots of things to do,

and people to save.

- Uh yeah, bye Sportacus!

[everyone says their goodbyes]

- Okay, see ya later guys, bye!

- What?!

- [Boy In Yellow] Ziggy,
you almost told him, ugh.

- Okay, let's go to
the garden to get

some fruits and vegetables
for the festival!

- Uh-uh, I'm not
getting these clothes

dirty in some dirty
garden, dirty dirt!

- Stingy, we'll change
into gardening clothes!

- Okay, let's all pick the fruit

and vegetables for the festival.

[everyone agrees]

- I've got a carrot!

- I got apples.

- I chose a banana.

- And I got grapes.

- Oh this is gonna be so great!

[everyone cheers]

- A special Sportacus festival?

Fruit, vegetables, what
is this world coming to?

I have to find a
plan to stop that

sport and loser day, forever!

Haha!

If I took all the fruit
and vegetables in LazyTown,

they wouldn't have any energy.

And with no energy,

they wouldn't be able to
have a festival, haha!

But how can I swipe
all their vegetables?

Wait, I'm getting
a brilliant idea!

It's disguise time.

What's big, orange, and
scares little children,

so that I can take all
their fruity vegetables?

[mischievous music]

Me, haha!

When they see this giant
carrot, they'll run screaming,

and all the sports candy
will be mine, haha!

Boo!

[mischievous music]

- [AI] Soccer training.

[energetic techno music]

Exercise complete.

- All that exercise is
making me hungry again,

time for a Sportacus
Club special!

Play ball!

[energetic techno music]

[grunting]

- Big carrot plus
scared children

equals no more fruit
and vegetables.

I'm such a genius.

Now, let's find some children.

[harmonica playing]

- That's great.

Hey Stephanie.

- Hey, do you think this is
enough carrots for the festival?

- Oh, we need more than that

because you can never have
too much of the good stuff.

[upbeat music]

♪ What goes up must come down

♪ People always tell me

♪ But if you put a
seed in the ground ♪

♪ You'll see what goes
down must come up ♪

♪ What goes down comes up

♪ When things start to grow

♪ Good stuff starts to flow

♪ It's the good stuff

♪ It's the energy

♪ We're growing good stuff
♪ It's the good stuff

♪ It's the remedy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ The best things
in life are free ♪

♪ It's the good stuff

♪ Plant what you wanna grow

♪ Good stuff starts to flow

♪ It's the good stuff

♪ It's the energy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ It's a remedy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ The best things
in life are free ♪

♪ Good stuff

♪ We're growing good stuff

[laughing]

- Good stuff.

- Yeah.

- Sportacus is just
gonna love this festival.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Let's go.

[suspicious music]

[humming]

- There's a little child now.

Scaring him and taking
all his vegetables

is gonna be as easy as
taking candy from a baby.

And, I should know.

- There, the perfect
carrot rocket ship.

Now the only thing I have
to do is to build it.

I'm gonna need a bigger carrot.

- [Robbie Rotten] You
mean bigger and scarier?

- Yes, bigger and--

[stuttering]

- Just spit it out.

- Giant carrot!

- Boo!

[yelling]

[grunting]

I got the carrots.

And, now to hide them.

[beeping]

- Someone's in trouble.

Down.

- Giant carrot!
- It's Ziggy.

- Ziggy!

Ziggy, Ziggy.

- Sportacus!

- Ziggy, calm down, Ziggy,
calm down, calm down.

Breath.

Okay, what's wrong?

- There's a giant carrot
and it's following me.

He's gonna get me.

- Giant carrot?

Like?
- Yes.

No, like a giant carrot.

- Really?
- It's huge.

It's over there where I left
my other smaller carrots.

- I don't see anything.

- It's there, it's there.

I'm telling you.

- Okay, I believe you.

Let's check it out, come on.

- Oh wait, wait.

- Whoa.

- Can I stay here?

And, watch your
back so the carrot

doesn't sneak up on you, huh.

- That's a good idea.

I'll let you know what I find.

Okay?
- Okay.

- See you.

- Be careful.

- Ah hah.

They'll never find
these carrots up there.

[grunting]

I'm so smart.

[panting]

And now, to go get the rest
of those fruity veggie things.

- I don't see any real carrots.

Hm, something is wrong.

Giant carrot.

[humming]

- I hope Sportacus likes the
apple tower I made for him.

- Boo!

[screaming]

Boo!

- Someone's in trouble.

- That's it, run away.

- What was that?

- Stephanie?

- It's just you.
- Are you okay?

What's wrong?

- There's a giant
apple chasing me.

- Giant apple?

Ziggy told me it was a
giant carrot chasing him.

- Oh, a giant apple
and a giant carrot.

- I looked but I
didn't find anything.

Where was it?

- It was over there
by the apple tree.

- Okay, let's take a look.

- Okay.

[groaning]

- No more carrots,
and no more apples.

- There's nothing here.

Are you sure you
saw a giant apple?

- I know what I saw.

Maybe it went somewhere else.

Like, the garden.

- Okay, let's check it out.

Come on.

- I'm staying here.

- I'll be right back.

See you.

[suspenseful music]

- Whoops, I did it again.

[groaning]

And after this, just
one more disguise, ha!

- Where is Sportacus?

That giant carrot
could be anywhere.

[whimpering]

[screaming]

- Ziggy, Ziggy!

- You're not a giant carrot!

- And you're not a giant apple.

- I hope Sportacus hurries back.

- Me too.

What are we going to do about
the sports candy festival?

[high pitched beep]

- Did you hear that?

[upbeat music]

- All the sports candy is gone.

- I'm pirate Stingey of the
pirate ship banana, argh.

- And I'm pirate Pixel, argh.

- But I'm the captain
because it's my banana, argh.

- But we built it
together, argh.

- True, but now it's mine.

Set sail.

- Hey.

- [gasps] It sank!

[groaning]

Your grapes were too heavy.

- My grapes?

[groaning]

Stingey.

- Banana!

- What is that?

- That is a big banana.

- It's so yellow.

[yelling]

[evil laughter]

- Looks like I'm
the top banana now.

- Where is Sportacus?

- I don't know.

[yelling]

- Giant banana?!
- Giant banana?!

[screaming]

[beeping]

- Another giant fruit?

- I've got all the sports candy

and there will be no festival,
I love to scare those kids.

In fact, I'm gonna
scare them some more.

[evil laughter]

What's a matter kids?

Never seen a giant
banana before?

[screaming]

- Behind the wall!

- Come on, Ziggy!

- Stay away!

[evil laughter]

- This is so much fun, woohoo!

I have to get rid of these.

[yelling]

[beeping]

- There is a giant banana!

And he's in trouble.

Carrots!

Are you okay?

[gasping]

What?

- [All] Robbie Rotten!

- Oh, not again.

- Banana, anyone?

[mimics phone ringing]

Hello?

I have to take this.

I'm coming!

- Robbie.

- Now I can talk.

- Was that my banana?

- Robbie ruined our
sports candy festival.

- Yeah!

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- A festival, I knew you
were up to something.

- Oh you knew?

- We wanted to do
something nice for you.

- Yeah.

- But now we can't cause
there's no sports candy.

- Yeah where did he put it all?

- What's this?

[screaming]

- Ziggy!

Are you okay?

- Yeah, you okay?

- Yeah I'm fine.

- Anyone looking
for sports candy?

- I am.

- You found them, wow!

- Wow now we can have our
sports candy festival.

- [All] Yeah!

- Let's go guys come on!

[upbeat music]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can't mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go

♪ Up up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

- Yeehaw!

[groaning]

- I knew it, vegetables
are dangerous!

[gags]

[upbeat music]