02x13 - Pixel TV

[bunniefuu]

[zeppelin engine roaring]

[flipping noises]

aha, screen!

[upbeat electronic music]

Sportacus are you ready?

[beeping]

We're going live in
four three two one, go!

LazyTown is on the
move and so are you.

Check this out.

[zooming sound]

[loud exciting music]

Haha, now that's good TV.

Okay that was great, yeah!

Haha this is so cool, lets go.

[Theme song]

"♪ Welcome to lazy town"

"♪ a place where
you'll want to stay.

"♪ you'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plans,

and Sportacus saving the day."

"♪ Stephanie is new in town,

and soon she and
Ziggy are friends."

"♪ with pixel, stingy and
Tixie too, they're going to

have the best together."

"♪ go go go get 'em LazyTown!"

"♪ It's the start
of a brand new day."

"♪ Things are upside
down here in LazyTown."

"♪ and dangers just
a moment away."

[swooshing sound]

[spring sound]

Pixel TV.

[typing]

Okay opening antenna.

Antenna going up.

[metallic clunking]

Huh?

Okay you're watching LazyTown
TV, our very own channel.

With all the cool moves,
the good food and go go go.

Okay everybody, the TV
cameras are all in place.

We'll start with
Stephanie's energy shelf.

Uh huh.

Okay, are you
ready?, Stephanie?

Yep, sports-candy
and blender all ready!

Great, after Stephanie
well cut to Sportacus,

and then the news and weather
with the Mayor and Bessie.

Standing by with
the good news.

Alright, followed by the
Ziggy and Stingy cooking show!

We'll be ready for
my show as soon as we

count all of the ingredients.

Stingy its our show.

My apples, my show.

Typical.

Seven...

[crunchy bite and chewing]

Huh, six.

[exasperated groan]

What?

And then we'll finish
with Trixie's Talkshow

And One Thing
I Can do Is Talk.

Okay we're all ready?

Yeah.

Lets get started!

[radio wave beeping]

[snapping fingers]

[rusty gears turning]

Ahhh.

[Theme song]

[loud yelp]

[snacks rattling]

What is that?

What?

[mocking grunting]

[Stephanie singing]

Sports-candy gives you energy!

[crunch]

[gagging]

You're watching
LazyTown TV, stay tuned...

They have their own TV show?

Stand by for a
day of great TV.

Enough!

[TV turns off]

How much can one villain take?

[Twinkling noise]

Ah but wait, if they can
have their own tv shows,

so can I [laughing]

[loud villainous music]

After all, I'm handsome,
stylish and oh so talented.

Not only that,

I'm a genius! [laughing]

[clunky lever pull]

[steam whistling]

Yes!

I'll need to keep
an eye on them.

Now it's time for
the energy shelf

with Stephanie and Sportacus.

We'll see about that.

Hmm, I might need
some disguises.

Hmmm... Aha!

[Wood Creaking]

[clapping]

Perfect!

It's TV time, [laughing]

[upbeat pop music]

Stephanie you're on in
four three two one, go!

"♪ open your eyes and
tell me what you see."

Yeah!

"♪ A great big world as
colorful as it can be."

"♪ Mix and match them,
creating something new."

"♪ Whatever you want the
choice is up to you."

"♪ Colors colors, the
world is full of colors."

"♪ pink green yellow, its
fun to play with colors."

[humming]

[music plays]

hey pixel, you think
sportacus is ready

with his energy show?

Lets see, sportacus you're
on in three two one, go!

Hi guys, it's great
to see you in LazyTown.

I hope you brought
some sports-candy,

because we're going
to move a lot.

[Upbeat exciting jazz music]

Yuck whew ah, if
there's no sports-candy,

there's no energy.

And no flippity flippity
flippity flip, is there?

Huh, what's that?

It's coming from over there.

Back to you guys.

Okay Stephanie,
over to you, Go!

"♪ Colors colors, the
world is full of colors."

"♪ Pink green yellow, it's
fun to play with colors."

"♪ Colors colors, the
world is full of colors."

"♪ red blue purple, its
fun to play with colors."

It's fun to play
with colors, Yeah!

That was great, now I'm
going to teach you how to

make a sports-candy
rainbow Smoo...

...thie.

The sports-candy was
just here a second ago.

Where'd it go?

Pixel, what do I do?

[laughing] that was easy.

Next!

Come to the theater, I'm
going to switch to the news.

Okay.

Huh, that means...

It's disguise time!

[banging and jangling]

Hi, I'm Rob R. Robley and
I'm ready for my closeup.

[News music]

Ah, I'm on!

[newscast music]

Now for the news in
three, two, one, go!

[music]

[signal beeping]

[camera rolling]

Mayor!

What?

Go!

Go where?

You're on!

On what?

Uncle! The camera's
on. Start reading.

Oh, oh, yes, yes of course.

Milfred Meanswell here
with today's good news.

In Lazytown park, four new
flowers have started growing,

and three butterflies
were spotted flying

near the sports field.
In other news...

Say "bye bye" Mayor!

[windy noises]

My hair!

[frantic music]
[papers rustling]

My news!

[screaming]

Come back news!

Hey! Who are you?

I'm the new
newsman, Rob R Robley,

and this, is the bad news.

[newscast music]

What?

Our top story,

Store's candy makes you sick.

And this just in: all sports
have been outlawed, forever.

What?
Too bad.

That's not the news!
Go to the weather!

Go to the weather!

Right.

[weather music]

Hello, and it's a beautiful
day here in LazyTown.

I'll do the weather.

[screaming]

Bessie!

Now, let's take a
look at the weather!

Hi! Let's take a
look at the weather.

No birds.

No what?

No sun! No happy clouds!

It's going to be stormy,

[thunder]

rainy
[rain splashing]

lot's of clouds

very dangerous!

So stay inside and do nothing!

This guy's ruining the show!

Stephanie, move the camera
to Trixie's talk show, quick.

Hurry!
I'm on it!

No! I'm not done
here! I'm not done!

Oh, yes you are!

[camera noises]

Trixie! Go! You're on!

It's not my turn yet.

Just start talking.
Here's your music.

[upbeat music]

And welcome to
my talk show, yeah!

We're going to have
some great guests...

Wait a minute, we
don't have any guests!

Pixel! Where are my guests?

Uh, guests, guests, um...

Pixel! I need a guest!

What? I'm amazingly great,

the perfect guest!

It's disguise time!

Wow! Who is that?

[laughing]

No pictures, no
pictures, call my agent.

Pixel! Who is my guest?

I don't know.
I am! I am your guest!

What's going on here?

Where did he come from?

Hi! Nice to meet you.

Hello everybody!

All right.

Who are you?
Yeah!

[laughter]

That was a good one.

Who am I?

I've done it all

I'm part man, and part myth.

I am...

What?

The purple

Whoa.

Legend!

Huh?

I'm the Purple Legend!
What's wrong with you?

You're teasing me.

Pixel, I thought you said
we were going to have guests

who were interesting!

What? I am interesting!

I eat ice cream, cookies,
and candy all day long!

Boring.

It's not boring! I
sleep 'til noon everyday.

Boring.

I'm interesting!
I'm interesting!

I am, I am, I am, I am, I
am, I am, I am, I am, I am!

Oh, okay, well, if you
were really interesting

you would juggle,
or sing, or dance.

Did you say dance?

Uh huh.

Aha!

Music!

Music, okay.

[polka music]

Yeah! Go man!

Bring it on!

[laughter]

[music speeds up]

Careful!
No, no, no!

[screaming]

[crashing noise]

Oh no!

Whoopsie!

[laughter]

Oh! The camera!

Now that's interesting!

I got to go to
the cooking show.

Okay, let's see. Camera 3

[eating sounds]

Ziggy, Stingy, I need you guys
to start your show right now

Oh, no you don't!

Trixie, come help me!

Vicky, say something.

Something.

Just go.

No, no, no, introduce
my cooking show.

This is our cooking show.

Just do it; do it now, do it.

Okay.
Do it, do it.

Welcome to the Ziggy
and Stingy cooking show.

[upbeat music]

He means the Stingy
and Ziggy cooking show.

Yeah.

Today, we're going
to make a castle

Castle.
Out of

Apples.

[dramatic music]

[silly sounds]

Coming up next, cooking
Robbie Rotten style.

Oh la la.

[laughing] It's disguise time.

[silly noises]

You're doing great guys.

The ingredients are apples.

And apples.

Fifty apples.

Forty-nine.

[silly noise]

Let's just get started.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Wala.

Who are you?
Yeah?

I'm the world
famous chef, Javier.

Hey, this is my cooking show.

This is our cooking show.

You have both been canceled.

What?
Huh?

So, get on, go,
go, go, thank you.

Thank you, now go [laughing].

Hello, today we're going to
make the most delicious food

in the history of food.

Huh?

[upbeat music]

[silly noises]

Yuck [laughing]

It's called the sugar
candy chocolate ice cream

gooey, owie yummy cake.

[accordion playing]

First, you put in the chocolate.

Then the sugar.

[silly noises]

[laughing]

Don't forget the candy.

[silly noises]

Now mix it together.

[upbeat music]

Chocolate, sugar,
lollipops, what?

[upbeat music]

That looks delicious, but
it doesn't look very healthy.

Are you a chef?

No.

How you ever been
to a cooking school?

No.

Are you even wearing
a big, white hat?

No, but I--
No, then go away.

Okay.

[silly noises]

[humming]
[upbeat music]

Now, let's put this
in the refrigerator.

[screaming]

[silly noises]

Disaster.

I meant to do that [laughing].

Great recipe and that's
cooking with chef Javier.

[upbeat music]

Now that chef is
ruining our channel.

We got to do something
else, Stephanie, Trixie,

are you there?

Up, up, up.

I think it looks okay.

Great.

We need something
else on tv right now.

But what?

Yeah.

How about a puppet show?

Okay, but where do
we get the puppets?

Will these do?

Perfect, okay
in three, two, go.

Hello and welcome to
Puppet Palace with Schmoopie.

Say hello, Schmoopie.

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la.

And his best friend
That's great

Great.
Zumi.

Zoom, Zoom.

[dramatic music]

[silly noises]

Zoom, Zoom.

Puppets.

Oh, this is being broadcast
to every house in the world.

Now, they've gone too far.

I have to stop this
television station forever.

[beeping noises]
[dramatic music]

Without that satellite dish,
there is no LazyTown tv.

Zoom.

Here comes Robbie.

Where's my usarafet?

I can't see anything?

Ah ha, this must be it.

[dramatic music]

I'm a genius.

What, uh oh, I'm a gorilla.

[silly noises] It's itchy.

I have to get out of this.

Zoom, zoom.
I have to put a stop

to this pixel tv, I know,
I'll break that antenna.

Yes.
[dramatic music]

[laughing]
[dramatic music]

[yelling]

It's itchy.

La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la.

This is awful.

Zoom, zoom.

[dramatic music]

Got to go up there.

I need to break
this satellite dish.

That'll do it.

Come off, come off.

Come on, this part.

What, what's happening; oh no.

I better check the
satellite dish.

[dramatic music]

What's that gorilla doing
on my satellite dish?

[dramatic music]

Don't do that.

Why won't this break?

[dramatic music]

Oh, that's too much
stress on the unit.

I'm falling, I'm falling.

Help, help.

[upbeat music]

Someone's in trouble.

[upbeat music]

Sportacus.

Is that a gorilla?

Mayor, are you getting this?

There's a breaking news story.

At my house.
Go away.

I don't need that blue cackaroo.

[upbeat music]

Ready uncle Milford.

Okay Mayor, go live with
the gorilla story right now.

Go.

[dramatic music]

Milford Meanswell
here with breaking news.

Go away!

A large gorilla seems
to be in terrible danger.

Leave me alone.

And Sportacus is on the scene

attempting an amazing rescue.

Hey, gorilla.

I don't need your
help, Sportaplop.

Careful, it's dangerous.

No, I don't need your help.

I'm fine, no one
needs your help.

Help, help me.

The gorilla's falling and
he's going to break the antenna.

Oh, Mr. Gorilla, may
we ask you a question?

What are you doing up there?

What, I'm going to break this
antenna forever, ever, ever.

[dramatic music]

Well, you heard it here first.

[upbeat music]

Oh no.

If he's not careful, the
tv station might go out.

[yelling]

Oh no, he's falling.

[screaming]
Gorilla is falling.

[upbeat music]
[screaming]

[upbeat music]

[screaming]

Oh no.

[silly noises]

Oh my goodness.

[dramatic music]

[screaming]

Robbie Rotten!

[silly noises]

Oh, I don't believe this.

Anything on tv?

[silly noises]

Are you getting this, Mayor?

The gorilla was Robbie Rotten.

Did you hear that folks?
What?

The gorilla was
Robbie Rotten, oh my.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

Thanks Sportacus,
that was awesome.

[upbeat music]
[laughing]

Now we have no more show--

Yes, we do.

We still have one
more show to do.

Oh yeah, great.

Tell everyone to meet
us at the theater.

Oh yes, wait for me.

Okay everybody, meet
up at the theater.

Five, four, three, two, go
[upbeat music]

♪ Bing bang digga digga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Dancing

♪ Bing bang digga digga dong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance, yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Together

♪ Down, down turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

♪ Yeah.

Yeah.

Alright and we're out.

No more monkeying around.

And no more small tv.

[silly noises]

I'm just going to
forget about this day

and never think about that
little ol' flipper ever again.

It was an exciting scene today

when Robbie Rotten was
saved by Sportacus.

Help.

What?

In a dazzling rescue today

Sportacus saved villain
Robbie Rotten from--

And in other news, evil
villain Robbie Rotten

saved again by Sportacus.

[yelling]

[upbeat music]