03x01 - Roboticus

[bunniefuu]

Wow, what a beautiful day.

COMPUTER: Are you ready
for a challenge?

I'm always ready for a challenge.

See those walls?

Uh-huh. Yes.

And the big one?

Yes.

The challenge is to run over all
five walls in less than 15 seconds.

Hmm, when does the challenge start?
Right now.

Really?

Bat!

New record - 14 seconds.

Sports candy works every time.

♪ Theme music

♪ Welcome to LazyTown,
it's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

Ziggy, you're not pushing me
high enough.

Do I have to do everything myself?

I still don't get it, Stingy.

Why do we have to clean the sports
field before we go play?

If you want me to play basketball
with you,

the sports field has to be
squeaky clean.

Pixel! Come help me!
Affirmative!

Put me down, Ziggy!

Hey, guys! I'm ready to play.

Um, why are you cleaning
the sports field?

Why don't you ask
Mr Fancy Pants over there?

Huh! He doesn't want
to get his clothes dirty.

[Gasps] Finally you understand.

OK, I can help.

Ziggy, why aren't you cleaning?

Well, uh, I am cleaning.

Superhero style.
Huh?

I am cleaning the seat
of the see-saw.

My playground needs to sparkle
clean.

I'll give them something to clean.

Ha-ha!

Clean this.

Alright, guys, it's spotless.

Spotless over here too.

The ball is spotless.

Now I am ready to play.

Yeah! Pass it over here!
OK!

Shouldn't we ask Sportacus to play,
huh?

Ziggy, I'm sure Sportacus is busy
saving someone.

Someone's in trouble.

Oh, no.

Well, Sportacus doesn't have
to worry about me.

I never get into any trouble.

[Gasps]

Aah...

Huh?

Racquet!

Ball!

Amazing...

ZIGGY: Aah...

Catch!

Oh, Ziggy is OK.

You OK?
Thank you.

Saving people. Hmh!

Oh, thank you, Sportacus!
You're welcome.

Bravo, Sportacus!

You're almost as fast
and strong as a... a robot!

Robot! That's so cool!

That's it! A robot would be
faster and stronger

than Sportaloon!

Ah-ha!

Hello. I would like to order

the fastest and strongest robot
there is.

[Gibberish on phone]
Thank you.

Whoa!

Roboticus ready for action.

Wow.

Whoa...

Now let's see how strong he is.

Brilliant!

He's 6,000 times stronger and faster
than Sportaflop.

Now I can get rid of him forever!

ECHO: Ever... ever... ever...

Oh, Ziggy, you were lucky
Sportacus saved you.

It's good to have a real superhero
in our town.

It was amazing, yeah!

I just went up in the air and...
and...

Whoa!

Ziggy!
Whoa!

Ziggy!
Oh, no, no, no, no.

I'm coming! Whoa!

Sportacus!

Sportacus...

Oh, my...

[Laughs evilly]
Hero time for Roboticus.

Are you OK?
Yeah.

Yes.

ALL: Wow!

Oh, my! What have we got here?

An extremely fast superhero.

Tell me, Mayor,
what do the LazyTown rules say

about two superheroes in one town?

Well, I don't have the rule book...
I have it.


Section C?

Yes, of course.
Thank you.

'There can only be one superhero
in LazyTown.'

Yes!
What?!

I mean, oh, no.

Oh, no...
B-But that's...

Only one?

Since this superhero
is so extremely fast...

..then he should stay and the other
one should... should... should...

Quit?
No!

Oh, no...

ALL: No!

That's what the rule book says,
right?

It's OK, Mayor. I understand.

I mean, this superhero IS strong.

I think his name is Roboticus.
Roboticus?

And Roboticus was faster than me.
No...

So I just have to go and practise
a little bit more so I can be faster.

B-But, Sportacus, you're my friend.

I mean...
You're my friend too.

Yeah?
That's why you have to trust me.

Yeah?
Everything is going to be OK.

OK.
Remember, never give up, Ziggy.

I won't.
BOTH: Bye, Sportacus.

Oh, come here, come here, children.

Oh, I know you're sad.

But remember what Sportacus
always told us.

If you're feeling down, play games.

Stingy and Pixel,
you like to play basketball.

And, Stephanie and Trixie,
you love to play soccer.

I've got a bicycle.
You can do that too.

Oh, OK.

COMPUTER: Not fast enough,
you need more practice.

OK, I have to be faster.

OK, Trixie, I'm ready!
OK, go for the goal.

Time to get busy.

Now let's get rid
of all the sporty stuff.

OK, one, two, three!

STINGY: Hey!

Are you going to play with us?

No more soccer ball.

Huh?
Uh, what?

CHILDREN: No! Stop it!

You're ruining my property!

No! No, no, no, no!
We need that!

That's my... No, you can't...

Where are you going?

Wow! Oh, hi, Roboticus.

What?
No more bikes.

He's no superhero!

He's a super zero!

[Snores]

Uncle Milford?
[Groans]

Are you OK?

Oh! Oh, yes.

I'm, uh, very, very busy
around here.

We need to talk.
Roboticus is ruining everything.

Oh, my!

He popped the soccer ball.
He took the basketball hoop.

And he even broke Ziggy's bike.
This is terrible!

There must be a way
to get rid of him.

Is there anything about it
in the rule book?

Well, let's see.

[Gasps] Here's a D section
to the rule.

'The only way to get rid
of an existing superhero

is to challenge him to a race.'

Wait, can WE challenge him?
As a team?

Yes, you can!

That's it!
I'm going to go tell the kids!

We have to stop Roboticus before
he destroys everything in LazyTown.

Go get him, Stephanie!

A little slower, please.

There he is! Come on!

Oh, there he is, yeah!

Roboticus,
we want you out of LazyTown.

So we challenge you.

CHILDREN: Yeah! Yeah!

Excuse me, when you say 'we',
who are you talking about?

Pixel.
Stingy.

Trixie.
Ziggy.

And me.
What? [Laughs]

Well, let's see what Roboticus says.

Ah!
Oh.

I am ready for challenge.

Good! See you at Town Square
at three o'clock.

Come on, guys, let's go practise.
CHILDREN: Yeah!

♪ It's up to me and you

♪ To show them what we can do

♪ You gotta hold your head up high

♪ WE can't give up before we try

♪ And now the game begins

♪ Begins ♪

So always tell yourself...

BOTH: ♪ Never say never

♪ We gotta give our best to make it

♪ Super power

♪ We gotta reach up high and take it

♪ We never give in

♪ It's time to make our move

♪ Ready to get into the groove

♪ And everything is up to you

♪ You have to show what you can do

♪ And now the game begins

♪ Begins ♪

So always tell yourself...

♪ Never say never

♪ We gotta give our best to make it

♪ Super power

♪ You gotta reach up high
and take it

♪ We never give in ♪

Let's break it down.

Jump to the side. Jump to the side.

Muscle. And down.

Jump and punch, jump and punch.

Up with your arms and clap.

Faster.

Jump! Jump!

Muscle! Down!

Punch! Punch!

Up and clap!

So always tell yourself...

♪ Never say never

♪ We gotta give our best to make it

♪ Super power

♪ You gotta reach up high
and take it

♪ We never give in. ♪

Runners, take your marks.
OK.

The challenge today
is an obstacle course race

around LazyTown.

First, you run
through the playground

and past the old oak tree.

Through the main street,

past Miss Busybody's laundry lines,

through Lazy Hills,
over the big wall,

through the wood to the tree house
where you have to ring the bell.

Then you have to run
all the way back.

Well, that's easy-peasy.

Get ready...

..set... go!

Go! Go! Go!

Run! Oh, this is exciting,
isn't it, Mr Rotten?

Come on, Trixie, bring me my baton.

Help! Help!
[Gasps]

What?! Trixie!

I'm coming!

This is totally cheating!

Hey! Come back here!

Stingy! The baton!
I got it, I got it.

Now, run! Run, Stingy! Go! Go! Go!

Come on, Stingy, where...

Whoa, Roboticus!

What happened?
Look out, whoa!

Whoa!
What's happening?

We're in a cage, Stingy!

Ziggy, hurry!
You have to get the baton!

Cheater!

Ziggy, hurry!

You're on your own now, Ziggy.

You have to run for both of us.

OK, come on!

Hurry, Ziggy, hurry!

Mr Rotten, look. I just found out

that Sportacus CAN compete
for LazyTown.

What?!
Yeah.

If he's not a superhero,
he's just a normal LazyTowner.

Oh, I must go and tell him
right away.

No, no, no, no. I'll do that.

You stay right here.

COMPUTER: Not fast enough.

Ah...

Huh?
Come on, Ziggy!

Hurry!

I can't make it.
Come on, Ziggy!

This wall is just too big.

Ziggy, use this!

Sports candy time!

COMPUTER: Well done, new record.

Now I'm almost ready.

Now I got the energy.

Go, Ziggy!
Yeah! Climb up the wall.

You can do it!
Go! Go!

Oh, no!
It's too high for him.

[Gasps]
Alright!

Yeah!
I've done it! I've done it!

Take it!
Thanks, Ziggy!

Yeah, go!

Sportacus!

Oh, there you are.

There's quite a scene in LazyTown.

The kids have challenged Roboticus
to a race.

And the mayor told me
to come and get you.

Because apparently,
you can join their little team.

Yes, it's this way.

OK, I'm going.

Whoa!

Robbie! Robbie!
[Laughs evilly]

What are you doing?

Oh, isn't this exciting, Mr Rotten?

Ooh! Oh, I can see them.

Oh, no.

Stephanie!
I'm here!

Stephanie, I found out
I can be on your team.

Yes! Go and get him.

I'm ready.

You cheater!
Cheater!

Sportacus!

What?! Oh, no!

Bravo!

Ready, guys?

Sportacus! Sportacus! Save me!

Whoa!
Gotcha!

Are you OK?
Yes, yes.

Great.

Here they come!

Roboticus is winning!

Sportacus! Sportacus wins!

LazyTown is the winner!

[All cheer]

Stupid robot!

Robot?!

All: Robbie Rotten!

R-R-Roboticus w-was not happy.

M-Must find man with big chin.

I think it's pretty clear

that Sportacus is the real hero
of LazyTown.

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Dancing, dancing, dancing

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Silly words
than can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Together, together, together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

Where is he?

Aah!

Someone's in trouble.