03x10 - Chef Rottenfood

[bunniefuu]

Ball!
Here comes another one.

Door!

Goal. Well done.

Yes! It's fun to play.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

TV: It doesn't get more exciting
than this.

It's 2-2, 10 seconds remaining
in the last game of the World Cup.

Striker makes a run for it,
passes one, passes a second,

he passes another, he shoots, goal!

[All cheer]
Goal!

Goal! [Gasps]

Another goal!

Goal!
[Laughs]

Goal!

Yeah.
Ziggy.

It was just a replay.
Yeah, I know.

I just wanted to see you run again.
[Groans]

But wouldn't it be great
if we had our own World Cup.

Yeah!

It could be called...
Yeah?

..the Lazy Cup.

And the victor could get a gold cup.

And one wish.

[Gasps] A cup and a wish.

That sounds awesome. Let's do it.
Oh, oh, Mr Mayor!

Mr Mayor.
We're gonna have our own Lazy Cup!

What a marvellous idea.

You can even use my cup.

[All gasp]
Is it made out of gold?

[Gasps]
It looks like gold, Stingy.

I will be the captain of my team

because I'm the best player
and I have the best shoes.

Stingy.

Here's a ball for you, Sportafluff.

[Sighs]

[Yells]

[Groans]
I can never get rid of Sportaflop.

I can't even beat a fake Sportacus.

[Sighs]

My big book of spooky wookies.

I've tried everything in it.

Nothing seems to be able
to conquer him.

I've tried the snow monster.

[Grunts]

That failed miserably.

[Gasps] The dinosaur!

[Roars]

Yes, it was a disaster. Ooh.

Oh, but Stingy,

are you really that good?

[Laughs]
Yes, of course.

Only the best players
have golden shoes. Wow.

Wow. Can I touch them?
No.

But you can come outside
and watch me play soccer.

Come on.
We want to play, too.

Yeah.
It's mainly going to be me.

OK. Well, I'll be the goalie.

Have fun, children.

Must be something in this book
that I can use.

[Grunts] [Gasps]

Aha!

The gorilla.

Oh,
the gorilla's completely useless.

[Yells] Ow!

Hit me with your worst.

[Laughs] Ah,

Your turn, Miss Busybody.
OK.

Now watch and learn.
Yeah.

I'm going to show you
how I take the perfect penalty shot.

First, I place the ball on...

Ziggy. No.
Ready.

Ziggy.
Which way?

Out of the way! [Growls]

OK. Focus, focus.

Breathe. [Inhales]
Are you ready for a thunder shot?

Go!
Whoa. Wow!

Door!
Door opening.

Whoa.

That could be trouble.

What's that noise?

[Grumbles]

MISS BUSYBODY: To you. Ha ha.

[Gasps]
Oh no, it's gonna break the trophy!

Oh.
No!

Sportacus!
Wow.

Oh my, is the cup OK?

Of course it is.

Yes.
Yes!

Oh, not him, again.

Wow. Are you playing a game?
Yeah.

We're practising for the Lazy Cup.

Lazy Cup?
Yes.

The winner gets that golden cup.

That golden cup

and a wish!

What?

A cup and a wish.

Stingy, be careful
with those penalty shots.

Yes, Sportacus.
Bye-bye.

ALL: Bye!

The cup is ready. The wish is ready.

It looks like everything is ready.

We are so gonna
beat that other team.

Yeah.
Come on, you...

Guys?

We don't have another team.
What can we do?

No other team?

I'll give them a team.

It's disguise time.

[Rings]

Hello.

[Blows] Hi.

My name is Sergio Rottaldo,
the famous soccer coach.

I'm calling

to enter my team
into the world famous Lazy Cup.

[Gasp] Wonderful!
The game starts at two.

See you then.

Wow. [Laughs]

Yes!

Hey.
[Crash]

[Cat screeches]

Ha ha. Children, we have a team!

Yeah!
Yeah!

Let's practise.
Yeah, let's go and practise.

What have I done?

I don't have a team.

[Sighs]

[Squeal]

What in the world?

Wait a minute.

I have a team.

[Laughs] Let's practise.

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ All together

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ All together... ♪

Ta-da!

♪ A beautiful day

♪ And everything's ready

♪ The game is about to begin

♪ We're going to play

♪ We're strong and we're steady

♪ I'm sure we are going to win

♪ One for all, all for one

♪ And we say

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ Ole, all together

♪ Ole
♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ All together...

No, no.

♪ ..Doing your best
is all that we need

♪ Nobody asks you for more

♪ The ultimate test

♪ Power and speed

♪ Is what we've been practising for

♪ One for all, all for one

♪ We all say
♪ Ole

♪ Ole, ole

♪ Ole

♪ All together

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ Ole, all together

♪ Dancing time... ♪

Up, up,

kick back, kick back.

Jump, jump,

do the wave.

Up, up,

kick back, kick back.

Jump, jump,

the wave, now faster.

You're doing great.

Bom bom bom.

Come on!

♪ ..Ole... ♪

That's the way to do it.
♪ ..Ole, ole... ♪

This side. No, no.
♪ ..All together

♪ Ole

♪ Ole

♪ Ole, all together... ♪

Yeah!

Ooh, I forgot to ask Team Rottaldo
what their wish is.

No, no.
[Phone rings]

Hello!

Coach, what's your wish?
My wish? Yes, my wish.

I wish that Sportacus
would leave town forever! [Echoes]

[Gasps] Thank you.

[All yell]

Ha. Yes, everything's ready.
OK.

Team Rottaldo's wish is

Sportacus will leave town forever.

[Gasps]
ALL: What?

That sounds a lot worse
when you say it out loud.

Oh, no.
Guys!

We can't let this happen.
No.

Time to practise some more.
Yes.

[Screeches]
Who am I trying to fool?

These spooky wookies
can't play soccer!

[Yells]

They're only good at scaring people.

Ah! Scary.

That's it,
I'll have them scare the kids away

and then there'll be
no LazyTown soccer team

and I will get the cup and my wish.

OK, guys,

to the sports field.

Come on.

[Whistles]
[Giggles]

Oh yes, Miss Busybody,
everything's ready.

The scorecard's ready,
my clock is ready

and the trophy's ready.

OK, come on, spooky wookies.

It's time to get spooky!

[Laughs]

Guys!

Where are you guys?

[Muttering]

What are you doing?
Keep going, keep going.

That direction, come on.

Come on, get going.

Oh, how exciting. [Giggles]

[Blows]

I wonder where the children are.

The big game's about to start.

Hi!

[Gasps]
I'm Sergio Rottaldo.

I'm here for the Lazy Cup.

So, where's the other team?

Well,
the other team hasn't arrived yet.

But they still have five minutes.

Alright.

That was a really good practice.

Yeah.
Yeah.

[Gasps] But be careful
when you're the goalie,

you have to block the shot.

Ziggy, not now.
I'm talking strategies.

We have to do this for Sportacus.
Stingy.

Ziggy, what is it?
[All gasp]

[Growls]

[All scream]

[Growling and yelling]

[Yells]
Ziggy! [Yells]

[Growls]

Robotacus is after me!

[Yells]
Stingy!

[Growls]

Someone's in trouble.

[Yells]
[Puffs]

Apple!

Apple!

Oh no. What should we do?

Guys, let's hide in the sports hall.

Yeah.
Come on.

Come on, guys! Come on!
Spooky wookies are coming.

Let's hide over there.
Yeah. Let's do that.

The sport hall.

Down here.
Squeeze together.

[Yelling]

Kids, what's going on?

The spooky wookies chased us away

because if we lose the game,
you have to leave town forever!

Easy, slow down.

Spooky wooky.

The big match is about to start!
Yeah.

If we don't get out,
the other team will win.

And you'll have to leave town
forever.

Spooky wooky.

Duck.

Kids, I know what to do. OK.

Yeah. Good plan.

OK and go.

Ball!

Catch.

[Roars]

Yay!

So, the game's supposed to start
in five seconds.

You might as well
just give me the trophy.

I guess I can, I suppose.

Yeah, that's my good bud.

Team LazyTown is here, Mayor.
[Gasps] What?

Oh.
You!

Wonderful.
Are you gonna play?

Me? No, I'm the coach.

[Splutters] The team...
Give me five.

What shall I do?

I don't have any team.

[Squeals]

Perfect.

One, two, three...

And now to make them big.

Perfect.

[Puffs]

Team Rottaldo is here.

Warm up.

One, two, three.

One... Ow.

OK, run in place.

One, two, three and go!

Let the game begin.

Oh. Go, go, go.

Chase the guy in the blue suit!

Yes!
[Cheers]

No! We scored.
Milford, this is so exciting.

It's one to Team LazyTown.

Make it work.

sh**t it. There you go.

Good boy.

Yes! Yes.

I'm so close to getting my wish.

It's one-one.
The excitement is overwhelming.

Oh, they're gonna go again.

Well, stop him.

[Yells]

[Cheers] It's a goal!

Yes!
Milford, oh.

It's two-one.
Team LazyTown is losing.

Follow him!

Yes.
No. No!

Oh, Milford, change the numbers.
It's two-two.

Hooray, Sportacus!

My energy level is low.

I need Sports-Candy.

[Growls] I have to stop him.

Sportacus, Sports-Candy, catch!

Thanks.

[Gasps]
Oh my. Stop the clock.

Sportacus is down.

Look, LazyTown Team is down.
Team Rottaldo wins.

I'm the winner.
Give me the cup and my wish.

Oh.

Oh, it's a message.
What does it say?

Oh no! Sportacus is in trouble.
[Gasps]

We have to help him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Stingy, you go.
You're our best soccer player. Yes.

I know I said
I was the best player on the team

but I'm not as good as I said.
Oh no.

What are we gonna do?
Stephanie.

You're really good.

You should go play.

Hm.
Alright.

Yeah, OK. OK.
But you need to cover me.

Yes, yes. We will.

[Yelling]

[Yells]

Yeah!

[Growls]

OK, bye.

[Yells]

Here I go. OK.

Go, Stephanie.
Help, guys!

[Yells]

I need to help her.
I'll use the golden shoes.

I hope this works.

Ready, Stephanie, the door!

Thanks, Stingy.
Go, Stephanie.

Go!

Team LazyTown is ready to play.

What?

Milford, stop dawdling,
we're back in business.

Apple.

No.

No.

Yes, the game's on.
Stephanie.

Let's play.

OK.
Resume the game.

Only 10 seconds left.

Stephanie.
Come on, guys.

Oh my!
Sportacus has it. Wonderful pass.

[All cheer]
[Cries]

Final score, three-two.
That's the game!

Oh.
Great pass, Stephanie.

BOTH: Yeah!

Hey, Sportacus, Stephanie.

Hi.
Did we win? Did we win?

It didn't go so well.

Oh.
Oh.

Just kidding!

[All cheer]

Yeah.
Come on, spooky wookies, let's go!

♪ Bing bang digga rigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

[Echoes]

♪ Bing bang digga rigga dong

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up,
it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

[Echoes]

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

Robbie Rotten!

Spooky wookies.

Boo.