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03x20 - How Much Is That Froggie in the Window?

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gerbert". Aired: May 1, 1988 – December 25, 1991.*
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A friendly, loveable puppet named Gerbert teaches children about making right choices and learn different lessons about life.

03x20 - How Much Is That Froggie in the Window?

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hello there friend Rory and I are so

glad to see you you always make us CL

so hey before we begin our story I have

something to show you

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wow w

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ah

mhm

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yeah wo

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I just got to say I want to spend my day

with you you are my best friend I want

to share the things you do little baby

make me

smile w i just want to spend my day with

you

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baby make me

smile ooh wow I just want to spend my

day with

you I just to my day with

you get it

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boy hey you know what I'd want Rory good

boy good boy I'd like to have my my very

own pit oh I don't know what kind of pit

a good pit you know maybe maybe a baby

elephant or a

kangaroo

sit go get it

Bo wow you see that good boy now bring

it back come

on good dogy what a good dog okay come

on let's go wow Rory did you see that

that doggy went and got that stick and

took it right back to the man H maybe I

ought to get a doggy doggies are

P where would we put

him what kind of pet should we get

there's so many choices

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that's not bad at all Rory Miss Lenor

said that a baby elephant would not make

a very good house pit Rory she thought

that we might look for a much smaller

kind of

P hey here's one

a a koala up

here he looks like a fine pit I don't

know where you find koala beers

hey a

monkey I don't think our home would make

a very good monkey house we don't have a

tire swing like we do at the

zoo a

peacock it's a lot smaller than an

elephant boy there sure are a lot of

KS elephants and

kangaroos a camel with a hump or two a

dog a do a hippopotamus which one for me

you bears and

Par fuzzy bears and birds that tweet a

cat a peig a fey or strich oh which one

should we

keep so many join s what should we

get I want our pet to be the best pet

yet let see

coyotes Buffalo a penguin with a bird's

nose a fox a lion a sticky borky Brian

oh which one will we

CH so many choices

what what should we

get I want our pet to be the

best so many

choices what should we

get I want our pet to be the

best I want our to be the

yet best P

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yet GT will be back in

clash and now back to girl

Mr gerer will help us think of a good

pant Rory he's

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smart Okay Rory Mr kaer said we should

find a p that's very small and that

doesn't eat very much that's a good idea

Rory

look hey I didn't know Miss pcel sold

Froggies in her store your froggy would

be a perfect fan it's small and it

doesn't eat very much at least I don't

think I wonder how much it cost I have

25 cents hey Jenny hi GT hi how much is

the froggy in the window what was that I

said how much is the froggy in the

window

it looks foggy in the window it doesn't

look foggy from here maybe you're too

close no no how much is the

froggy doggy in the window there's no

doggies we don't have any doggies froggy

froggy froggy

froggy go back to the swamp bring you

belong you don't want him I want him I

want him out of our store and I can have

him it looks like you're going to have

to catch him first

hey Mr froggy Mr

froggy hello little

froggy I'm your new family my name is

Herbert yeah you see this guy right over

here yeah this is Rory he's your new

family

too we need to think of a name for you

help

Alfred all righty Alfred let let me show

you your new home this is your new room

see and hey over here this is where we

keep all of our toys you may play with

any of them you want only put them back

in here when you're finished playing

okay Alfred all right and over here

these are your new books if you don't

know how to read yet I'll read the

stories to you

was it was it Alfred yeah oh I'm sure

you are hungry yeah you've had a big day

well what is it that you like to

eat cers

cers oh crankers hey I have some

crackers right over here yeah take a

little bite help

yourself what's the matter Alfred

aren't you

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hungry you're probably too tired to eat

huh wait here Alfred and I'll go make a

nice soft place for you to

sleep

okay these will make it nice and soft

like your very own mattress Alfred don't

tomorrow I'll make you a real bit of

your very

own

Alfred

Alfred Alfred where do you think you're

going you supposed to L over here

remember silly little

froggy there you go Alfred I'm going to

leave the window open too so you can

feel a cool bre tonight while you

sleep yeah tomorrow I'm going to teach

you how to play fetch yeah so anyway go

to sleep Alfred so you'll be all rested

tomorrow it's okay it's all right there

you go night night sweet dreams

Alfred yeah thank

you here we go Ro

need to get to bed so we can get a good

night sleep we're going to teach Alfred

how to play fetch in the

morning

yeah we go come on Alfred come on boy

come on

fella yeah good boy Alfred good

boy okay all righty Alfred let's

practice sit

good boy Y what a good frogy you are

okay now

stay get ready and here we

go that's boy go get it

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Alfred wow what a good froggy you are

Alfred

oh I love

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you I got a B named

alred he's my froggy friend we'll run

him up together I'll love

him and I'll sing it songs of sunshine

and

Kissy nose

be friends

forever I'll never let him

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go

oh you're the best you're the neest P I

know oh Al you're the one for me I'll

never let you

go oh Al you're the P You're the neatest

pit it's true oh Alfred you're the one

for me and I'm the one for you oh Alfred

you're the one for

me and I a one for

you I a one for you

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stay tuned gert's coming right

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back and now more

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GT oh

Alfred Alfred oh Rory I can't find

Alfred

anywhere Alfred is that you is it really

you I thought i' never see you

again there you go oh are you okay you

look like you don't feel well have you

eaten anything thing yeah well let's go

inside and we'll go get some crackers hi

gerbert good morning Mr gerer what you

got there oh this is my

P this is Alfred yeah his name is Alfred

but he keeps wanting to hop away I see

where'd you find it at the art store

here Mr Geiser hold him for a minute

I'll be right

back

elf how did a nice froggy like you end

up in an art store I got you some

breakfast

alred here you

go eat up it's good come

on oh Mr geyser he didn't eat any of it

yesterday I don't think he ever eat a

cr*cker why not Mr gerer it isn't the

food that frogs eat frogs need lots of

things and fortunately I don't see any

of them around

here I don't want him to starve Mr oh I

know gerbert you love Alfred

C when we love someone or something we

have to do what's best for them

sometimes that's very different from

what we

want I don't understand Mr

cler well let's think about Alfred for a

moment Alfred is is a frog and frogs

need lots of room to jump around and

find things to eat that's where he would

be happiest and

healthiest you mean I shouldn't keep

alred

Mr I don't think you do well

here but would I ever see him

gerbert when I was a young

boy had a

dog beautiful dog was a Col and his name

was Blaze and it was the best pet I ever

had when I say shake hands raise his paw

and shake my

hand one Mr Kiser would blaz on your

crackers

either my father got a job in a town far

away Blaze was getting

older didn't think he could make the

trip to our new

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home did you ever get to see Blaze

again well I kind of did you see we gave

Blaze to a to a very nice man who had a

a big farm and lots of sheep they were

even going to build him his own little

house and when I'd get sad I thought

about

L close my eyes and see him running

playing with all those

sheep and even though I was sad to give

him away I was glad to see how happy he

was do you think I can find a great big

form for Alfred Mr Kaiser gerbert I know

the perfect place for Alfred and we'll

go there if you get dressed

okay do you really think that Alfred

will like it here Mr Kaiser oh I've seen

many frogs in this park over the years

there's a there's a little Pond way over

there and lots of grass to jump and play

around it and lots of places for Alfred

to find food to keep him strong

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I hope you'll be happier

here I love

you I always love you

my I've been thinking about buying

Fishbowl a little goldfish you think you

help me take care of him from time to

time well really Mr

Geiser we could give him a name too like

Goldie or

flipper

or I like Al and I'm sure the real

Alfred will be Mighty

proud see you later

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well thank you for spending part of your

day with me friend I always like being

with you I think you're so Neo oh before

we go

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oh

oh

m- m-m

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I love you friend remember keep

wondering keep dreaming cuz that's how

you grow after want crocodile

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he

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