02x17 - Doobie or Not Doobie (Part 2)

[bunniefuu]

Will somebody
help me with this?

[Sighs]

There you go.

[Grunts]

Ok, the tape recorder
is all set. How do I look?

Like the bionic mountain.

Now, rerun, don't
move around too much, man.

The tape recorder
might fall off, all right?

Yeah, but what if I have to go
to, uh, you know where.

Well, I hope you remember
to turn the thing off.

Here, let me see.

Testing, testing, testing.
1, 2, 3, Testing.

♪ Fly me to the moon

♪ And let me play
among the stars ♪

♪ I don't care

Guys, will y'all be serious.
Let me try.

Help!

[Knocking on door]

Shh.

[Knocking continues]

There's nobody in here.

Boy, you better
open that door.

Come on in,
I didn't know it was you.

Yeah. You all ready yet?

Uh, yeah, I guess so.

Oh, wait a minute, man.
The tape recorder
is stickin' out.

We-- we'll fix it.
We'll--we'll be right out.

Ok, ok, hurry up.

Fly me to the moon.

Well, you're all set,
rerun?

Yeah, just one second.

Dwayne, hand me that popcorn,
over in the bag.

Ok, now hand me the sodas
and--and the candy bar.

Rerun, why are you hiding
all this food?

Because it said
on the back of the ticket:

"No food allowed."

I don't want to break the law.

[People chattering]

Hey, hi, raj, dwayne,
dee, rerun.

Shh.

You guys sure got good seats.
How'd do that?

Don't blame me.

It wasn't my fault.

Just lucky, I guess.

Yeah, you look like
the wheel of fortune.

[male announcer]
ladies and gentlemen,
the doobie brothers.

[All cheering]

[Man whistling]

♪ [Playing black water]

♪ Well, I built me a raft

♪ And she's ready
for floatin' ♪

♪ Ol' mississippi,
she's callin' my name ♪

♪ Catfish are jumpin'

♪ And that paddle wheel
thumpin' ♪

♪ Black water keep rolling
on past just the same ♪

♪ Old black water,
keep on rollin' ♪

♪ Mississippi moon, won't you
keep on shinin' on me ♪

♪ Old black water,
keep on rollin' ♪

♪ Mississippi moon, won't you
keep on shinin' on me ♪

♪ Old black water,
keep on rollin' ♪

♪ Mississippi moon, won't you
keep on shinin' on me ♪

♪ Keep on shinin'
your light ♪

♪ Gonna make everything

♪ Pretty mama's gonna make
everything all right ♪

♪ And I ain't got
no worries ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't
in no hurry at all ♪

♪ Hurry at all

♪ Yeah, I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland ♪

♪ Pretty mama,
come and take me
by the hand ♪

♪ By the hand,
take me by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

♪ I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland ♪

♪ Pretty mama,
come and take me
by the hand ♪

♪ By the hand, take me
by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

Come on, everybody!

[Audience]
♪ I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland ♪

♪ Pretty mama,
come and take me
by the hand ♪

♪ By the hand, take me
by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

[Audience]
♪ I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland ♪

♪ Pretty mama,
come and take me
by the hand ♪

♪ By the hand,
take me by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy ♪

One more time! Come on!

[Audience]
♪ I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland ♪

♪ Pretty mama,
come and take me
by the hand ♪

♪ By the hand,
take me by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

♪ I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland ♪

♪ Pretty mama,
come and take me
by the hand ♪

♪ Come on, baby

♪ Take me by the hand,
pretty mama ♪

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

♪ I'd like to hear
some funky dixieland,
pretty mama ♪

♪ By the hand,
take me by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

♪ I'd like some
funky dixieland ♪

♪ By--by--by the hand,
take me by the hand ♪

♪ Pretty mama

♪ Come and dance
with your daddy
all night long ♪

[Audience whistling]

[Audience cheering]

A one, two.

♪ [Playing
take me in your arms]

♪ I know you're leavin',
leavin' me behind ♪

♪ I'm seein' you, my darlin',
for the very last time ♪

♪ Show a little tenderness,
mama, before you leave ♪

♪ Please let me feel
happy one more time ♪

♪ Take me in your arms

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

♪ I'm begging you,
baby, now ♪

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

♪ Oh, I'm begging you,
baby, now ♪

♪ Oh, baby, please, yeah

♪ Take me, take me
♪ come on, baby

♪ Can't you see me
on my knees, girl? ♪

♪ Take me, take me

♪ Come on, baby

♪ Oh, baby, please

♪ Take me, take me

♪ Come on, baby

♪ Take me, take me

♪ Yeah,
take me in your arms ♪

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

♪ I'm begging you,
baby, now ♪

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm begging you, baby

♪ I'm down on my knees,
girl, now ♪

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ I'm begging you, baby

♪ I'm down on my knees, oh

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, take me, baby

♪ I'm down on my knees,
girl, now ♪

♪ Rock me, rock me
a little while ♪

[Audience applauding]

[Audience cheering]

[Audience roaring]

[Audience whistling]

Thank you so much.
All right.

Before we play the last song,
I'd like to thank you all
for comin'.

It's been really great
being back at
the old high school. Yeah.

[Audience cheering]

They taught me
lots of things here,

Learned a lot
about geometry, history.

In phys. Ed., I learned
how to wrestle a girl
into the back seat of my car.

[Audience laughing]

But seriously
I got my love of music
right here at this school.

It's important to stay here
and learn,
and experience things.

So stick with it.

[Audience applauding]

Ok. So, we're gonna go
into our next song,

So if anybody feels like
gettin' up and dancin', do it.

[Rerun]
all right! All right!

[Audience cheering]

1, 2, 3, 4.

♪ [Playing
taking it to the streets]

[Audience clapping]

♪ You don't know me
but I'm your brother ♪

[Audience applauding]

♪ I was raised here
in this living hell ♪

♪ You don't know my kind
in your world ♪

♪ Fairly soon the time

♪ Will tell you

♪ Tellin' me the things
you're gonna do for me ♪

♪ Oh, no, no

♪ I ain't blind
and I don't like
what I think I see ♪


♪ takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' it to the streets



♪ takin' it to the streets

♪ No more need for runnin'

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ No more need
for heartache ♪

♪ Take this message
to my brother ♪

♪ You will find him
everywhere ♪

♪ Wherever people
live together ♪

♪ Tied in poverty's despair

♪ And you

♪ Tellin' me the things
you're gonna do for me ♪

♪ Yeah, now

♪ I ain't blind
and I don't like
what I think I see ♪


♪ takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' it to the streets



♪ takin' it to the streets

♪ No more need
for heartache ♪

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ No more need
for heartache ♪

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' my brother

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' my sister

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' it, takin' it

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Yeah, now

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Hey, now

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' it, takin' it

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' my brother

♪ Takin' it to the streets

♪ Takin' my sister

♪ Takin' it to the streets

[Audience cheering]

[Audience whistling]

[People chattering]

I thought you guys
were our friends.

How could you guys
do this to us?

I'm sorry.

We were forced.

A guy gave us the recorder,

Money, and great seats.

He really twisted your arm.

Are we gonna go to jail?

How do I know?
What would you do
if you were in our shoes?

Well, I'd just send us home
and laugh it off.

[Laughs]

[Chuckling]

Not funny.

Tsk, I didn't
think so either.

Look, uh,
we really were forced.

They said,
if we didn't do it,
they'll hurt us.

Hey, you expect us
to believe that?

Look, he may be dumb,
but he doesn't lie.

What--what was his name?
Al dunbar by any chance?

Yeah, how did you know?

He was the lowlife
that recorded our concert
in st. Louis.

Yeah, and our l.a. Concert.

All right. And moving up
on the charts

Is the jefferson high concert,
number 40 with 3 b*ll*ts.

You guys meetin' him
somewhere?

In the soda shop.

To give him his tape.

The soda shop.

[Chattering]

Got it. You guys go ahead
and make your delivery.

Yeah, we wouldn't want
to disappoint him the man.

You mean, you want us
to give him the tape?

[Pat]
yeah.

Should we call
the police first?

No, I think
we'd like a bite to eat,

Think we'll stop by
the soda shop.

Better eat first.

You don't wanna
go by the soda shop
on an empty stomach.

[All chattering]

Ahem.
Ahem.

Ahem.

[Angrily]
ahem.

Say, miss shake-and-bake.
I'd like an order.

You got it,
about face, march!

I don't mean
that type of order.

I'd like me
a big old filet mignon,
medium rare.

Filet, what?

Filet mignon, medium rare.

Oh, that filet.

Oh, would like a baked potato
with that, sir?

Yeah, yeah.

And a little chives
with that?

Yeah!

Yeah?

Uh, would you like
steak sauce
with this, sir?

Right on, sister.

Mmm-hmm.

Well, now how about
a little shrimp c*ck
for starters?

All right.

Is that all right?
Yeah.

Yeah? Ok.

Uh, sir, may I suggest
a piece of pecan pie
for dessert?

Mmm, now you're talking.

Am I talking?
Yeah.

Yeah?

Here you go.

Oh, what is this?

Your grocery list.

You see, the supermarket is
down the street, to the left.

Oh, yeah, and don't
forget to ask them

For a doggie biscuit
for fido here.

I'm goin'.

What's happening?
Hey, hey, hey!

Rerun. Rerun.

[Clearing throat]

Wow, mr. Dunbar, the concert
was really great.

Yeah, yeah, I bet it was,
I'll listen to it later.
Right now, I got to go, ok?

Ah, but wait a minute.
You don't know
what you missed.

First they sang a song,
you know.

[Screams]

And, uh, and they sang
another song. You what I mean?

Yeah.
Wait. Don't leave
till you hear this.

The guy, pat, that
comes from the school,

Stood up and said,
"hey, hey, hey,"
and did the hair.

[Squealing]

I don't have time.
I have to go.
Where's the tape?

Yeah, oh, yes,
then the curtain opened up,
you know?

And then they sang
black water.

♪ Old black water
where's the tape?

And then--
wait a minute.

Then--then john came
with a torch to hit the gong.

Gong! Gong!

I don't wanna hear no boom.

Lot of smoke
and lot of cough.

[Coughing]
lot of cough and lot of smoke
around there.

Then--then I said,
♪ takin' it to the streets

I don't care.
I don't have time.

Wait a minute.
And then rerun got up
and did the funky chicken.

[Yelling]

I jumped up on the stage
and I started doing...

All right, all right, cut it.

I don't have time for this.
I want you to give me
the tape now.

All right.

Thank you, kids.
Thank you very much. Come on

Oh, how about a celebration
on the house.

I don't have time.
Goodbye, gentlemen.
Goodbye. Come on.

Hey, al dunbar.
Sit down. Sit down.

Mr. Dunbar.

Hey. The mystery producer.

We'll take care of him now.
Here's your tape.

Lets' listen
to this thing.

Yeah, I hear
this is a real good band.

Yeah.

[chomping]

[rustling]

Wh-what's this?
What was that?

Popcorn.

[All]
popcorn?

Popcorn?

Yeah, it would
have been quieter,
but I forgot the butter.

You mean to tell me,
I'm going to jail
for a long time.

And all I got to show for it
is a tape of a fat kid
eating popcorn?

Wait a minute,
there's more music on there.

[raj]
♪ fly me to the moon

♪ And let me play
among the stars ♪

[All cheering]

♪ [Jukebox playing]