Baby, I' m so lonely
Come on, hold me tight
Baby, been so lonely
I know this feelin'
just ain't right
No
So won't you
come on over, baby
Don't leave me lonely
here tonight
Babe, I took my chances
On your broken heart
Yeah, I took my chances
I knew the price
right from the start
I did
But when you told me
you don't love me
You just 'bout
tore my heart apart
Whoo
Now to get you back, girl
I'd walk around the world
Yeah, to get
you back, child
I'd buyyou diamonds,
gold and pearl
Yes, I would
And if you tell me
that you want me
I'll make you
proud to be my girl
Now I' m not so lonely,
lonely no more
No, I' m not lonely
Because it's me
that you adore
Yeah
I'd give my life
to keep you happy...
- Spare any change?
- Oh!
Sorry, no, I' m not
carrying any change.
I need to get
somethin' to eat, man.
Please.
Okay. You know what?
Just... Just...
Just, uh, wait here
- and I'll bring you somethin', um...
- Yeah.
Sure, man.
I'll be in my office.
Name is Sammy.
No, mom, you don't
get to meet her.
Trust me on this one.
You wouldn't like her.
No, she's not a hooker.
But she f*ck like one.
Dirtiest, nastiest, most
mind-bending sex imaginable.
That answeryour question?
I'll bet it does.
What's the matterwith you?
I just think it's funny,
you gettin' sh*t from your mom.
Yeah, it's funny.
As opposed to what?
Being two totally repressed
white suburban freaks, such as yourselves?
I mean, uh, who do you think
you're kiddin' here?
Got shoe polish,
dental floss...
Plus whacking material
Hmm.
Like you guys came in here
for this other sh*t and not just the magazine.
Hmm?
Tell you what.
Take this sh*t, put it back.
Come on back up here, payfor
your erection collection,
and then get the f*ck
outta here, okay?
I'll sell you the magazine,
but I'm not gonna sell you the other sh*t.
You want to know why?
Because it's a lie.
And I'm all about the truth.
Right there. See?
Okay, go ahead.
Go.
''To thine own self be true.''
Nietzsche said that.
Actually, I think
it was Shakespeare.
Same thing, Harry. Huh?
Can you believe that sh*t?
What have ya got?
Uh, I went with
a hot dog tonight.
Surprise, surprise.
Scary, huh?
I mean, not that this neighborhood
was ever reallythat safe,
but that sh*t is wack.
Word.
Careful out there.
Something's just not right.
- Yeah.
- Enjoyyour dog.
Take it easy.
Hey, Sammy?
You in there?
Okay, if you're
trying to freak me out,
it's working.
Okay, I'm just
gonna leave this here.
Come get it
wheneveryou're ready.
sh*t!
So you actually
saw the head get ripped off?
Yeah.
Right before you fainted?
I hyperventilated. There's a difference.
I will call you if I have
any more questions, Mr. Balbo.
Uh...
You believe me,
don't you?
A beautiful female with fangs leaps up
three stories and crashes through a window,
carrying the head
of a homeless man...
Then disappears
into the night. Got it.
Call me if you
remember anything ele.
Three pages of coverage.
No mention of you.
I'm telling you,
I was there.
- Was she hot?
- Amazingly.
Sort of, um...
Wild.
Almost feral
- Feral
- Uh...
Li-li-like a wild animal
Just...
Sounds to me like somebody's
been jackin' off again.
Don't be an as*h*le.
Look, I saw the guy.
I bought a hot dog
for him at the convenience store.
I'm the one
that called the cops.
I'm the one that called
the cops.
Then why
doesn't it saythat?
It says here that they got
a tip from an anonymous caller.
If you were the one
that found the dead body,
then why doesn't it
saythat?
I don't know.
You don't know?
He doesn't know. I do.
It's because
you're full of sh*t.
You probably
saw the commotion.
Figured you'd make up
a storyto tryto impress us.
Make us yourfriends.
I'll never
be yourfriend, Balbo.
Things an as*h*le
might say.
Nah, nah, thing...
Things a d*uche bag
might blurt out.
- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
- You know what?
Why don't you go
out to the loading dock?
Tryto convince one
of those neanderthal of your story.
I'm sure one of those guys
will believe you.
I don't.
Uh, you know what?
I have to pee.
I'm just gonna pee.
Good luck.
You're a d*ck.
Uh...
Isn't this
a no-smoking area?
Call a cop.
Homicide gets a buy.
One of the few perks.
Coroners, too,
but they never use it.
So why are we
having this conversation?
I saw the paper
this morning, and...
And I didn't see
any mention of, uh...
Worried about missing out
on your 15 minutes of fame?
No, sir, I just
expected to see
something about the girl
I did you a favor, Mr. Balbo.
If the media caught wind
of you claiming you saw a vampire,
theywould turn
yourworld into a circus,
and everywacko in the country
would be camping outside your door.
See this?
His head was torn
from his body.
Show me a woman
who could do that.
An average bodybuilder
couldn't do that.
I have a theory about that.
Severe trauma
to the head and neck,
that conceal
the bite wound,
So, cops... I mean, uh,
no offense to you...
Then they go looking for hulking male
psychopaths instead of the real k*ller.
That... that's where
that's at, so...
I've alo got a theory.
You want to hear it?
You're a f*cking nut job.
So you're... You...
I'm saying your statement
indicates what you believe you saw,
even though it's impossible.
Usuallythat means
someone's lying and I found my guy.
But when you've
been through this drill
as manytimes as I have,
you get a feel for it.
Whenever I meet a witness,
I do a mental triage.
I ask myself...
''Am I talking
to the k*ller?
Yes? No? Maybe? ''
And I'm no...
Mmm.
So what you're really saying
is I don't have
enough of whatever it takes
to be a k*ller.
That's right.
And if I was you,
I'd consider myself lucky.
$7.22.
Uh, yeah.
Weird how the police say
they don't have any leads.
I mean, you saw
who did it, right?
I don't know.
Thought you said
it was a chick.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
You know, it was
dark and sudden, so...
You look tired.
You gettin' enough sleep?
This new girlfriend I got,
she's killin' me.
She got a sister?
Serious, look at me.
Got this shittyjob and
my crummy little apartment,
and we don't talk.
I don't send flowers
and she doesn't seem to care.
- All she wants is sex.
- Uh...
It's like she
needs it to breathe.
What's, uh, what's...
What's with that?
This? I don't know.
Had it for a couple days.
I don't remember.
Maybe you should
get that looked at.
I figure I'm just run-down.
Anemic or somethin'.
So you... You still at the Roosevelt,
the place with all those
old -fashioned fire escapes?
Yeah, why?
Uh, my cable goes out,
maybe I'll climb up there
with some nachos and a six pack
and just pick up some pointers.
- Get outta here.
- Not really.
Search vampires...
No, female vam...
Female.
''Most lore agrees that vampires
evolved from the succubus,
''a female demon
who visited men at night
''performing sexual acts
on their victims,
draining them of their life force.''
''Victims of succubae generally
appeared pale and listless,
their condition gradually
worsening until they died.''
Huh.
Oh, sh*t.
sh*t.
Loper:
His head was torn from his body.
This new girlfriend, Harry, she's killin' me.
Ronnie
You know, the funnything is,
I don't remember.
There's no such thing
as vampires.
Oh, sh*t.
Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t.
Harry
Yes, ma'am.
But the inside diameter of the flange needs
to match that of the pipe.
Thank you, Tina.
So the flange bore diameter
needs to be specified when...
Ma'am? Ma'am? Hello?
Hello?
Love the face, Balbo.
What were you doin'?
Diggin' really hard in your nose
and yourfinger slip?
What's the matter, Balbo?
No clever comeback?
No desire to engage
in witty repartee, huh?
Too worn out
from rough sex last night?
Is that it?
Hey, Chet.
Know why that scratch
is on his face?
No, Javi, but, uh, I bet you're
about to tell us.
I am. Because...
You can claw
your own face,
but you can't claw
your own back.
There was another k*lling
in your neighborhood last night.
A convenience store clerk
named Ronnie Klein.
What?
What, did you know him?
Yeah. I mean, he...
Uh, just, you know, from the store.
Hmm. You think it was your blood-sucking,
little dime-piece that k*lled him?
Yeah, I do.
Oh.
Okay, Balbo.
Okay.
Loper.
Harry
Detective, this is Harry Balbo.
Look, you... You guys gotta
do somethin' about this.
You're the police.
You should at least
have me come down there
and look at mug shots
or something.
I mean, let's face it...
Nobody's safe
as long as she's out there.
Somebody's
gotta do something.
Somebody's
gotta believe me.
Listen, we've been overthis,
Mr. Balbo.
Please, have a good day.
''There's a vampire k*lling
in my neighborhood.
''Nobody believes me...
And I don't know what to do.''
- Cyndi.
- Hi, Harry.
Um, I hate
to botheryou, but...
Garbage disposal's
froze again.
Yeah.
Trying to get
the landlord to replace it,
but, um, I think he's
just waitin' for it to die.
Um, cheap b*stard.
No, I'm sorry.
It's not your fault.
Um, I'll just sign off.
Sure.
Just... Just give me a sec.
I'm just gonna
respond to an e-mail
Sure.
Just come on over
when you're done.
Okay.
You just shove it
in and out and it loosens it up.
I tried just like you said,
but it does not work for me.
It's true, she tries, but it never
seems to work,
and then she gets
this look on herface...
''I need Harry
to come over here
and shove it
in and out.''
Harry, why don't you
stayfor dinner?
You've fixed
that garbage disposal
half a dozen times.
The least I can do
is feed you.
Yeah, I would.
I'm just doin' something
right now, so...
Oh, right.
The e-mail thing.
Yeah, but next time.
Sure.
He is such a loser.
''You sound like a pervert
looking for interactive
vampire role playing.''
No, not a pervert.
''I'm not a pervert.''
''There's a vampire
k*lling people
in my neighbor-neighborhood.''
I before E except after C.
Neighborhood.
Come on.
Come on.
''She scratched my face.
She even tasted my blood.''
Well?
Well, at least you believe me.
Okay.
''What am I supposed to do? ''
No.
That's m*rder.
''I won't do it.''
''Once a vampire's tasted the blood
of any man, woman, or child...
''With that person
''over and over again,
drain every drop of life.''
Oh, sh*t!
Oh, sh*t.
Come on, you...
You've got to help me.
Come on.
Come on, I'll do, uh...
''I'll do anything you want.''
Whythe hell not?!
''Why...
The hell not? ''
Oh, great.
The only person that can
help me is a f*cking cr*pple.
No.
''How will I find her? ''
''Am... ''
A map of the exact location.
''Be ver... ''
What do you think
about that?
Because I' m thirsty,
my friend.
Hey, how are you?
Oh.
Always a parenthetical
What's that, buddy?
It's always
a parenthetical
''Flange man of the year,''
parenthesis, ''region four.''
Why can't it just be
''flange man of the year? ''
Well, what about
all the other regions?
I mean, if it wasn't forthe parentheses,
there'd only be one, period.
You know, like, some guy
down in Texas, probably.
You know, where there's all that
oil and gas drilling?
Now, with the parentheses,
that allows us to compete, too.
Not just a hat rack, Har.
Not just a hat rack, Harry.
My life's f*cking pathetic.
Yeah, this is, uh, Strickland in apartment 3-D.
I got a toilet backing up
and dumpin' sh*t all over myfloor.
So, unless you're planning on swapping
your place for mine,
better get your a*s
up here and fix this.
Strickland:
Who is it?
Uh, it's the super.
Bend down.
What?
Bend down
so I can see you.
Ah.
Is that...
Is that good?
I called this morning. 10:00 a.m.
Yeah, I don't do this
uh... Uh, full-time.
I don't even get paid,
just the break on my rent.
You know, so...
So you work
out of your apartment?
In a manner of speaking.
Can I ask what you do?
You just did.
And no, you can't.
Right.
Um, should I, uh...
- Back there.
- Okay.
Dispatcher:
We have a complaint in apartment 18-C,
like in Charlie.
Uh...
I actually can't handle that.
I'm gonna have
to call a professional
You're not...
Are you the guy
with the website?
What are you...
What... What are you doing?
Who the f*ck sent you?
Nobody! Nobody.
You sent me. You.
I'm... I'm Harry. Harry Balbo.
I'm the one
that saw the vampire...
The one, well,
that's k*lling people.
Ah!
Ow, ow. Ow.
Ow.
Well, wha... Wha...
What are you...
What are you looking for?
Bite marks.
No.
I can't believe, uh, you...
You... You're here in my building.
I mean, what, uh...
What are the odds?
Impossible to one.
That's why chance has got
nothin' to do with it.
When it happens like this,
it's fate.
Strickland:
I'm currentlytracking nine known vampires.
They gravitate toward urban areas.
Hence the maps.
There's one
in London, Prague,
Kiev, Jakarta, Rio...
New York, Los Angeles.
Our newest friend set up housekeeping
here about two months ago.
At first I was worried
she was here for me,
somehow found out
about all this.
So, what's all this?
Geographic profiling.
It's a computer model
created to track serial K*llers.
A complex algorithm
designed to map the most likely area
of an unidentified
k*ller's dwelling place.
Well, I don't see how this
applies to vampires, uh...
Well, what are vampires?
They're serial K*llers.
They prey on human beings.
They haunt where they're
most likelyto find suitable victims.
But as theytravel to and from
their resting place,
theyform
an awareness region...
Part of a larger mental map of the city
based on experience,
and that's important because
they only hunt in areas where theyfeel safe.
So...
So theyform patterns
without realizing it.
Uh...
They don't k*ll right outside
theirfront door.
That would be too obvious.
But travel times from their resting place
to their hunting zones
tends to be
remarkably consistent.
If theytravel for an hour before
starting their hunting routine tonight,
odds are they'll
do it the same tomorrow.
So, you're telling me that vampires
have a routine? They're...
Well, predators
are creatures of habit.
In fact, this model originated from
a study of lion behavior
where researchers noticed
that they never k*ll
within a certain range
of their resting place.
And in most cases,
vampires are easierto track
than serial K*llers.
Why is that?
Well, they rarely drive,
and they have
to be home by dawn.
Oh, yeah.
This map quantifies
relative probability
of any particular location
being the k*ller's place of residence.
The red areas
are the highest probability.
Well, that's...
That's half the damn city.
Yeah.
Not enough data points.
These marks
are confirmed kills.
Well, you're missing
Sammy right off Sepulveda,
and Ronnie Klein right there.
I knew it! Cops.
Kept any mention
of the detail off the radio.
Probablywanted
to keep it from the press.
Probably.
My problem is I can't hack into the L.A. County
coroner's computer system.
It's completely stand-alone.
Well, trust me. That was her.
All right then.
I'll input this information
into the model, and with any luck,
we'll reduce the search area into
something manageable, so you can find her.
So, uh...
How... How long?
Till she comes afteryou? Anybody's guess.
No, how... How... How long
till the map is ready?
F.B.I. Number crunching computer,
kick it out in ten minutes.
sh*t I got here,
day ortwo if we're lucky.
You mind if I
ask you a question?
Yeah?
Whythe website?
It's, uh, how I
collect my data.
Look for potential hunters.
People who have survived
a near encounterwith a vampire
desperately
go looking for help.
Generally, onlythose who
are already in danger, like yourself,
are willing to do
what's necessaryto survive.
And how often
do they succeed?
Assuming proper attitude,
planning and germination...
almost never.
Bummer.
Yeah, bummer.
Javi:
How do you get a last name like Balbo?
It's kind of a tradition.
Everybody in myfamily
has the same last name.
Mmm.
You should change it.
Why?
Because...
It's a permanent handicap
for gettin' laid.
I mean, can you imagine?
''Oh, Balbo, right there.
''Oh, Balbo, harder.
Oh, yeah, Balbo.''
Can you imagine a chick
screaming that
in the throes
of a full-throat orgasm?
No, probably not.
What's wrong with you?
It's called the truth, Chet.
And if he can't handle it,
that's his problem.
I'm trying to help the kid.
Come on, let's face it...
Balbo couldn't get laid
in a women's prison
with a fistful of pardons.
I know.
Stupid.
I got your message.
Strickland:
The map's ready.
I ruled out all residential buildings, vacant lots.
These are the properties
that are left.
There... There's...
There's hundreds of'em.
Some are as big
as a football field...
Or bigger.
So, I cross-indexed them
with the tax records,
buildings
with propertytax
delinquent
Kind of places
that nobody cares about.
Most likely
to be abandoned.
That leaves us with...
These 12 structures.
That's yourtarget area.
Just remember... Everytime you walk
into one of these places,
you've got a 1 in 12 chance
of finding a vampire.
Here.
Uh, you... l- -I' m
not much of a drinker, so...
Not yet.
That's what she's gotta
look like when you're done.
L... I can't do that,
you know, that's...
That's the kind of thing
that changes you forever.
- L- -l- -
- Your life changed forever
the instant you
laid eyes on her.
Chet:
American Flange, holding yourworld together.
How can I help you?
Chet, I feel really shitty.
I'm not sure if it's
something I ate orwhat.
Hey, hey, hey,
it's okay, buddy.
Don't worry.
I'll coverforyou.
Okay. Thanks.
I really appreciate it.
I'll see you tomorrow.
All right, buddy.
Find everything
you need or...
No, sir.
I alo need
some sort of a knife,
something big and,
uh, sharp and... And h...
And heavy- -Or a cleaver.
Uh, I think I
can do that, um...
Please... Don't.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to die.
Neither did Ronnie
and the others.
I need food to live.
Just like you.
Strickland:
What do you mean, you didn't do it?!
I couldn't.
I was there.
She was there.
She pleaded with me.
Did you ever have
something beg for its life
when you were
trying to k*ll it?
Harry, listen to me.
She is, was, and always
will be a vampire!
Now, you can't
change that.
She can't change that.
You have to go
back there and end it.
I can't.
Okay, look... It...
It's getting dark anyway.
I have a plan.
What's the matter, Balbo?
Thinking about
going blue collar?
Fabrication guys
make $28.50 an hour.
Plus health and welfare.
You know, I think I may
have to leave a little bit earlytoday.
That thing from yesterday,
I don't seem
to have shaken it.
Well, you know, leaving before three
is gonna cost you a sick day.
Well, then I'll just have to time-manage
my next illness a little bit better, then when
Would you take my calls?
Don't worry about it, Harry.
I gotcha. Hope you feel better, man.
That's bullshit.
What exactly do you
want me to do with this?
I need a signature,
C-5 management or higher,
to release this stuff.
Okay, okay, let me
make this real easyforyou.
D.W.P. Sewage
has a six-inch line
that just blew out
about two hours ago.
Now, I get this
overthere right now,
or it's gonna run
wide open all night.
And in the morning, whenever you get yourfully
authorized P.O. Signed in triplicate,
we will have lost
our biggest customer.
So... So... So tell me
what you want to do.
We gotta get you a backbone
Get you a backbone, baby
We gotta get you a backbone
Get you a backbone, baby
You need it, you need it
You need it, you need it
You should have
k*lled me when you had the chance.
Javi:
I got herwrists tied to the headboard
with her own nylons, and I'm
bangin' her from behind,
knockin'
the bottom out of it.
And she's sayin' ''pound me,
Julio. Pound me, Julio,''
And I' m sayin',
''who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy? ''
Julio.
What?
Julio was her daddy.
You're Javier.
But she was calling for Julio.
What f*ck' difference
does that make?
None, obviously.
None, really.
Where you goin', Har?
Uh... My dentist appointment.
I gotta leave early.
Remember,
we talked about it.
Uh, no.
What about...
What about the big transfer?
You know, the... The oil and gas casings
we're overnighting to Louisiana.
Done. Taken care of.
It's your responsibility.
Trust me.
All right,
if you say so, buddy.
- I do.
- All right.
And if you can't trust
the next flange man of the year,
well, who can you trust?
Aha, that's the Harry- -
That's the Harry I know
and love right there.
You gotta think
like a winner, talk like a winner,
and then you'll
be like a winner.
How dare you?
How dare you?!
You're wasting
yourtime with that.
That is Swedish
cold -rolled steel
They make vaults
with that stuff.
Okay, I'm sorry
I had to do this to you.
But I had to find
a wayto stop the k*lling.
What's the difference?!
They're just people!
They're...
They're human beings,
and theywould have
pleaded fortheir lives
just like you did
if they'd have had the chance.
Tatiana:
Why are you doing this?
Is it me you want?
Do you want to f*ck me?
'Cause all you have to do
is open up the door.
You know, I gotta go.
Djadadjii, please.
What?
You can't just imprison me
and not feed me.
You'd be kinderto k*ll me.
I'll bring you something.
A homeless person.
- No. No.
- Sick. Old.
- No. No!
- A prost*tute.
Listen! Djadadjii, I need blood.
What does that mean? ''Dj-djadadjii? ''
Djadadjii, vampire hunter.
My name is Harry.
Hi, Harry.
Listen, please.
Let me go.
I'll go far away.
To another city.
I can't let you go.
You'll just start k*lling again.
Then you've got
to give me blood every single night,
orwatch me
die a horrible death.
Do you have a name?
Tatiana.
Then you tell me
the truth right now.
And I'm gonna know
if you're lying to me.
And if you lie to me, you get nothing.
What about animal?
- Can you survive off the blood?
- No, no.
- Can you survive...
- Djadadjii, don't!
Off the blood of animal?!
Only if they're alive!
Okay. Any preference?
Rabbits. I like rabbits.
Okay, then.
I'll get some rabbits.
Yes, ma'am, I'll hold.
Hey. Hey.
I just got off the phone
with Henderson in Atlanta.
On that overnight to Louisiana,
the one you said you checked...
They don't fit.
Yeah, 80 pieces
sitting on an offshore rig.
What did... What... What did...
What did he say?
Well, I lied my a*s off and
blamed it on an error in the technical manual
Told him that
the, uh, serial numbers
were off in the internal control catalogue.
Thanks, buddy.
Yeah, well, just don't
make it a habit, okay?
Are you okay?
You don't look so good.
Yeah, I' m not
sleeping much.
Yeah? Something
keeping you up?
Yeah.
No. I mean,
I, uh, I don't know.
I'm... I' m...
I'm just not sleeping.
Yeah, well, you should try it.
You know, sleeping?
I'm no good without my 14.
Which one?
I don't care. You decide.
Oh, this one's cute.
Yeah.
Are you a lost child?
Along-lost child...
Ah, you brought me
a cute little bunny.
How sweet of you.
I'm hanging it there.
Hey. Hey.
You hearwhat I said?
I hung the key up overthere,
so, you k*ll me, you won't get outta here.
You'll starve.
What are you gonna
do with me, djadadjii?
I wish you would stop
calling me that.
Okay, sweetheart.
You don't mind me calling you ''sweetheart''?
My name's Harry, okay?
Just call me that, or you say, ''hey, you.''
I don't care, but...
You can't keep me in here forever,
feeding me little bunnies and kitty cats.
I'm gonna be discovered, oryou're gonna die.
Well, I' m not gonna let you go.
Okay? So...
Well, you might as well go ahead and k*ll me.
Do you have
any enemies, Harry?
Enemies? No.
I mean, there...
There's one guy at work,
but, no, I don't...
No, no, there's not really, no.
- Bring me your enemy, Harry.
- No.
- The guy at work.
- No!
- No, I told you no!
- Harry!
- No!
- Harry.
I see the wayyou look at me.
You have no idea
what it would be like.
I can make you feel things
you've never imagined.
Or maybe you have imagined.
Harry
There used to be these hummingbirds, you know.
I used to see them.
The flowering vines next door.
So I put out a feeder,
you know?
Just hoping they'd come over.
One morning I saw 'em
right outside mywindow.
Theywere beautiful,
just blurs of color.
They're lapping up
the nectar.
But I only saw
'em once, you know.
Then theywere gone.
It's because you k*lled them.
What are you talking about?
Put honey in theirfeeder.
Water and honey, right?
Honeyferments.
It turns into alcohol
But their systems
are too delicate to handle it.
They drink
because they can't resist,
and then they die.
If you look closely,
you'll see that there's half a dozen of them
dead outside yourwindow.
You wanted them
because they're beautiful,
but because you don't understand
their special needs,
you k*lled them.
What are you getting at?
I would have thought
it was obvious.
They're actually gonna engrave
my name next week at the bottom.
A different font,
but, uh... Hey... Harry.
Huh? Huh?
You're looking at
flange man of the year,
region four.
Yourfucked-up order
was what pushed me overthe top.
I have to thank you forthat.
Couldn't have done it without you.
Well, congratulations.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Aweek's long stay at
the beachfront isle in Muscle Shoal.
And those Alabama b*tches,
oh, they are sick.
It's like shucking oysters.
They're sweet, tender.
Practically melt in your mouth.
That's great, Jav.
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Really.
You jealous?
No, I doubt
I could go anyway.
I've got somethin' at home
that's been keeping me kind of tied up.
If I didn't know any better,
I'd say our boy's gettin' laid.
Strickland:
Are you out of yourfuckin' mind?
Where is she?
Someplace safe, someplace
nobody'll find her. Trust me.
Harry, listen to me.
You have to k*ll her.
Even though
you've got her locked up,
she still
has power overyou.
That's... That's not true.
- Isn't it?
- No.
The most obvious sign
is the fact that she's still alive.
Look...
You probably
think she's special
That you and her have
some sort of connection...
That by knowing what you do,
you can somehow change her.
You know, you never asked me
how I got in this wheelchair.
It was 1972.
I was 18 years old, with the Marines.
We were five clicks
outside of Plei Mei,
real Indian country.
And, uh, we came upon
a Vietcong village.
And everything was dead.
Men, women, children.
Arms and legs
laying in piles next to a bonfire.
Well, was it
some kind of atrocity or...
Yeah, I guess you
could saythat.
But it wasn't us.
It wasn't them.
It was them.
Avampire.
Asian male
and his concubine.
Long story short,
we used every bit
of firepowerwe had to put it down.
Emptying full clips
at a time into him.
In the end,
it took a flamethrower
to k*ll it.
We were beat to sh*t.
Most of us were still alive.
And that's when
his girlfriend showed up.
And this 90-pound
female vampire
wiped out my entire squad.
I was the only survivor.
She only hit me once.
Broke my body like a toothpick.
Well, I faked being dead.
And when
the fast mover showed up,
F-4s with 500-pound
napalm bombs, she went D.D.
And the military,
they healed my body best they could...
But theythought
I'd cracked mentally.
But the thing is...
Is I know what I saw.
That's why I do all this.
Look, Harry...
You listen to me.
Go find yourself
a girlfriend, a hooker...
I don't care.
But then
you steel yourself,
and you go back to wherever
it is you've got that b*tch stashed,
and you finish
what you've started.
Because the longer
this goes on,
the stronger she gets
and the weaker
you become.
Cyndi:
Hi, Harry.
Have you had dinneryet?
Uh, no.
Well, do you like lasagna?
Sure, yeah.
Then why don't you
come overfor dinner?
Lisa was supposed
to be home tonight,
so I cooked for both of us,
and then she called and said
that she wasn't coming,
so tonight would be perfect
because I have enough fortwo
and there aren't two.
Mmm, you already
have plans for dinner.
Yeah.
You're having rabbit?
No, uh, that's actually
for someone ele.
That's sort of...
Sort of a gift.
Oh, that's sweet, Harry.
I'm kind of surprised, actually.
I mean, not that you
wouldn't do something...
Nice for somebody.
I just didn't take you
forthe rabbit kind of guy.
Can you believe people
actually eat these?
I could never do that.
- Yeah, me neither.
- No.
No.
Uh...
- What's that?
- Pipes in the basement...
Is what that was.
Look, you...
You know what?
I gotta go, actually.
I'm not blowing you off
about dinner, either.
I just... It's gotta be when
I don't have anything ele
to do, you know.
Okay, Harry.
Can I just, uh...
Oh.
All right.
I'm gonna go.
Is the rabbit
a gift for a woman?
Yeah. I mean, no.
It's not... It's just...
It's not like that, really.
I'm... I'm sorry. I have...
It's okay.
I'll see ya.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
You've been with anotherwoman.
Well...
Define ''with.''
I can smell it all overyou.
Do you like her
like you like me?
Is she pretty?
Yeah, I guess.
People are so strange.
She'll feed you, she'll care foryou,
she'll bearyour children.
But instead, you want me,
who will only devouryou.
Oh.
Can't help it, Harry.
It's in my nature.
It's what I am.
Bring me the guyfrom work.
- No.
- The guywho treats you bad.
No. I told you
that's not gonna happen.
You remind me
of a lover I had once.
He tried to resist me
for a long time,
but in the end,
he realized that he loved me.
He loved me from the start.
Oh. Poor creature
is so frightened.
Even though he
doesn't sense any malice,
he knows what
has to happen.
You have to go.
What? What? Why?
I'm hungry.
Oh, good.
I was afraid
you weren't back yet.
Um, there was a lot
left over and I just,
you know, didn't
want it to go to waste.
Can I come in?
Yeah, sure.
If you want some, Harry,
just come and get it.
It's still warm.
Why did you do that?
I thought...
What?
You thought that I brought you lasagna
because I wanted you to kiss me?
I wanted to do something
nice foryou
because you fixed
my garbage disposal
I'm sorry, Cyndi.
I totally misread the situation.
Well, what did you think?
You're a really great guy, Harry,
but I neverthought of you like that.
Especially not anything
physical or sexual
I feel like such an idiot.
It's okay, Harry.
I tend to put my hands on people,
and I'm kind of flirtatious.
I can see how you got the idea.
I didn't mean
to lead you on.
If it's okaywith you,
I'd rather just feel
like an idiot by myself.
You don't have to feel
like an idiot, Harry.
A girl would be lucky
to have a guy like you.
See ya.
Tatiana:
Harry. Harry.
I know you're lonely.
I know you want someone.
Take me, Harry.
I'm yours.
I've always been yours.
Don't you want me, Harry?
You can have me.
Mmm. Mmm.
All you have to do is sayyes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I know what you need, Harry.
I can give it to you.
- I want...
- Mmm.
To give it you.
All you have to do
is let me out of this cell.
Harry
Yes.
What's the matter?
Is there
something ele you need?
Is this better?
Mind if I ask
what you're doing?
It's a special project.
Special project, my a*s.
No P.O., no work order,
no authorization of any kind,
or I'm a f*ck' virgin,
and you know
betterthan that.
Oh, you didn't
like that answer.
- Uh-uh.
- Okay.
Um, let me give you
a new answer, then.
Um, I've recently acquired a taste for modern art,
and now I'm a sculptor.
Yeah. And myfavorite medium, actually,
is steel, and this piece...
This specific piece
illustrates the futility of struggle
against the allegedly
nonexistent postmodern societal constraints.
So, if you'll excuse me...
Oh. Oh, okay.
All right, you know what?
Atlanta's gonna
hear about this,
and when they do,
I'm gonna have your a*s.
Keep welding.
What is that?
Um, it's for, uh, you and me.
You know, us.
And the shackle in the middle?
It's foryour neck.
So you don't
lose control while we're...
b*tch.
Meter reader:
Tatiana:
Help me.
Meter reader:
Who... Who's there?
He hurts me.
When it's dark
and no one's around.
What the...
Please help me.
I'll go get the police.
Don't leave me.
Don't worry. I'll be right back.
- I'm just gonna go get help.
- No!
Same as mine.
Oh, sh*t!
sh*t.
What the f*ck did you do?!
What I'm supposed to do.
I'm a vampire, remember?
This is what I do. This is what I am.
I told you to get me a victim,
somebodythat
nobodywould miss, but no.
No, you couldn't do that.
So this is what happens.
- I bought you the rabbits!
- Know what?
f*ck the rabbit
and f*ck you, too, Harry.
I need human blood.
You want to feed a rabbit
to something, buy a snake.
From now on,
you're gonna get me what I need,
or I'm gonna
wither away and die.
And I'm guessing you don't
have the stomach forthat.
Okay. Okay, okay.
You know what?
We're gonna talk about this later.
As soon as I figure out
what do with the dead f*cking body!
Man:
Oh, sometime it ain't easy, boy
To roll out of bed
And shake the cobwebs
A- hangin' from your head
But you were born
To be in the human race
And if you don't start movin'
You're gonna finish in last place
You gotta go...
What are you doin' out here?
Hey, I was, uh, just
cleanin' out my car.
You know, burger bags
and, um, coffee cups.
It was dirty.
Yeah, well, look... We got
a call this morning from accounting.
D.W.P.'s all pissed off about
they saythey never ordered.
Yeah.
I don't know
what's goin' on, buddy,
but you better
get your sh*t together.
Okay? Javi called Atlanta
about your special project,
and now Henderson's
flying in here on Friday,
so you better have a damn good story
if you're looking to keep your job.
You got it?
Absolutely, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Go, cat, go, cat, go
You gotta go, cat, go
You got to take that flow
Oryou got to go, go, go
You got to go
Go, go, go
Go, cat, go, cat, go
Aw! f*ck!
m*therf*cker!
Whose idea
was this sh*t, anyway?
Detective:
What's the ticker on the head ripper?
Uh, four days since the last k*ll.
Might have another
lucky contestant.
No body, but a meter reader
never reported back to his office.
And most of his route
runs through the red zone.
In broad daylight?
Guy's never made a move
except at night.
Without a body, I mean,
for all we know
he spent the afternoon
in some bar
getting shitfaced.
Here's the printout
of the guy's route from South Cal Edison.
Don't say I didn't
give you a heads up.
If you're thinking
You're too cool to boogie
Boy, oh, boy
Have I got news foryou
Everybody here tonight must boogie
Let me tell you
You are no exception to the rule
Get on up on the floor
'Cause we're gonna boogie oogie oogie
Till you just can't boogie no more
What's that?
It's a surprise.
It's human blood.
It's dead.
Well, so are you.
No, Harry.
I'm undead.
There's a difference.
Well, you... You said human blood,
so that's what I brought you.
You could at least try it.
No.
You have any idea
what this cost?
Do you?
Then you drink it.
Bon appetit.
You ungrateful b*tch.
That's what you are...
You're... You're...
You're... You're selfish
and you're ungrateful
You don't want it,
that's fine, okay?
But you're not
gettin' anything ele.
I'm dying, Harry!
Not fast.
Not today,
not tomorrow, maybe, but soon.
Well, maybe I can feed you.
No, Harry. It won't work.
Aside from hunting,
I normally have five to six lovers.
And eventually
I drain them all.
We can... We can...
Well, we'll...
We'll make it work.
If it worked that way, then everyvampire
would have a lover
and live happily ever after.
Onlyfor me,
there is no happily ever after.
Because I'd
just end up k*lling you.
You make it... You make it sound like
you actually care about me.
Harry, it's just an illusion.
It's part
of the glamour of evil
I can't love...
Not like the living,
not like you need.
Well, see... See...
See, that's the catch-22 right there.
If you were totally cold
and machiavellian, then...
Then... Then you would
just saythat you love me
and you... You'd
lure me to my doom,
but the fact that you didn't
tells me that there's something there.
Please, Harry.
Just let me go.
I promise you
will never see me again.
I swear.
I can't.
You can't oryou won't?
Harry, who's
the real monster here?
You say that you care about me,
yet I'm starving to death.
You know it is torturing me,
yet you don't
do anything about it.
I understand.
You captured me.
You win, I lose.
But just in case you think
that I'm gonna be your little sex toy
while I slowly die, forget it.
If you want me
to take care of you,
you need to take care of me.
Javi:
Hey, Balbo.
Hey, I'm talking to you.
I hope enjoy
your last day, dickhead.
Henderson's flying in
at 6:30 tomorrow morning,
and I'm the one
picking him up from the airport.
- Just leave me alone, Javi.
- Leave you...
Why don't you go ahead and go overthere
and clean out your desk right now?
It'll save you a lot of time.
You won't have worry about...
- Oh, sorry.
- You know what?
What? What are you
gonna do?
- I might...
- You might what?
You might what?
You might start cryin'?
You might get physical
You might complain
to management?
Huh? What's a pathetic ret*rd
like you gonna do to somebody like me?
Huh? What? I'm sorry,
I can't hear you, Balbo.
What? What?!
Oh, I think the answer
might be nothin', you f*ck' p*ssy.
You know what?
You know what, Javi?
- Uh, hey, okay.
- You're right.
You're right.
Maybe I am a p*ssy.
- Yup.
- Maybe I am.
Oh, okay.
And that's why- -
That's why as much as it hurts me,
I gotta ask you
to do something for me.
- Huh?
- I got a problem...
Somethin'... Somethin' sexual
Maybe you noticed lately
that I have been a bit different, you know?
Yeah. Actually,
I've noticed you were...
There's this girl
The most beautiful, sexything
I've ever seen in my life.
She's... She's
living in my basement.
Basement?
Her name's Tatiana.
She's... She's European, Javi.
Ilove European women.
They're so, uh, foreign.
Yeah.
Let me guess...
She doesn't
have a Green Card,
and she's bangin' you
forfree room and board.
She definitely doesn't
have a Green Card,
but she has everything ele.
t*ts...
a*s...
Legs.
She's got the whole
package and she knows it.
And she just loves sex.
She can't get enough of it.
She's a dirty, dirty girl
She's used to having
five, six lovers at the same time.
You could say- -
You could say she's insatiable.
Now, there's a word.
She keeps me up at night.
I'm not gettin' any sleep at all.
Mywaking hours
are spent thinking of her.
You know the type.
Ilove that type.
Can't keep her satisfied anymore.
I'm not sure
any one man could.
- Well...
- I doubt it.
I doubt that man exists.
And I know she
wants to try new things.
I don't want to bore her.
Matter of fact, just the other day she
said, ''keep your eye open for someone tasty. ''
She said that?
Somebodytasty?
So I immediately
thought of you, Javi.
Hope you don't mind.
You've come
to the right man, Harry.
I mean, I don't mean
to blow my own horn,
but I am a sexual
Tyrannosaurus rex.
I know.
- I know.
- Mm-hmm.
That's why I think
maybe you might be able to take care of her.
You might be able
to give herwhat she needs,
keep her satisfied.
Well, Harry, if...
If she's half the girl you say she is,
I'll give her everything I've got,
every last drop.
I know.
I know you will, Javi.
I'm countin' on it.
Wojtek Wojlewski, 34.
Meter reader
from South Cal Edison.
Ourformerly missing person.
He's still got a head.
Yeah, but not a drop
of blood in his body.
Prints?
Got a clean set off the bag,
so we're already
on the wayto the lab.
Take a look at this.
His meter reader keypad.
How's the data stored?
I've got that right here.
And it's intact.
Meaning we can
download his route
and figure out
the last stop he made.
That's right.
Can you feel it?
What?
Somewhere out there,
somebody's as*h*le's starting to pucker.
Balbo.
It's me, Javi. Open up.
How you doin'?
Dream on.
f*ck' b*tch.
Balbo!
Bal- -
What's up, daddy?
You changed clothes.
I always keep
a fresh shirt in the locker.
You never know.
Bag?
Love kit.
Now, where is she?
Gotta go downstairs.
I don't let her up here.
Not even for a little...
It's forthe best. Trust me.
Hey, I'm all about trust.
Now, grab whatever it is
you need and let's go.
I gotta get dirty.
I don't need anything.
All right, suit yourself.
You excited, Harry?
You're about to release me
into my natural habitat.
Sometimes you
gotta warm it up first.
Yeah, uh...
What are you waitin' for?
Come on.
- Open the door. Let's go.
- Um, I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'm sorry, Javi.
You know,
I made a mistake, okay?
I just...
I changed my mind.
Changed your mind?
Yeah, I shouldn't
have taken you here.
You know,
it's... You were...
You were mean to me,
and I wasn't thinking clearly,
but now I've had time
to calm down, and I just...
I've changed my mind.
- No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
You don't get to change
your mind, Harry.
- Go.
- Give me the keys.
- No, No.
- Give me... Give me the keys.
- I can't, Javi.
- I'm going in.
You don't
understand, okay?
I can't let you go in there.
Just... Maybe you're right.
Harry, I'm... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Okay.
- Oh, Harry.
Sorry, Balbo.
You dangled a p*ssy carrot,
and I'm gonna take a bite.
Hello?
Anybody down?
Oh, sh*t.
Well, well, well.
Looky, looky, lovely.
Javi:
How you doin'?
Tatiana:
You're Harry's friend from work.
I am, in fact, the gentleman
from Harry's former place
of employment, yes.
See that key overthere?
Harry keeps it just out of my reach.
He does it to t*rture me.
Can you get it?
That sick m*therf*cker.
This key right over here?
Let me see.
This key?
What are you
gonna do forthis key? Huh?
You want me
to put my key in that hole?
Mmm.
What are you gonna do
to get my key in your hole?
Huh?
Oh.
Ah... Well.
Oh, kinky, kinky.
What? Oh, that's sexy.
Yeah, I like that.
Oh, that's excellent.
Yeah.
Yeah... Ow.
Yeah.
Daddy likes that. Nice.
Ow!
What are you doin'?! Ow!
b*tch, let go! Ow! Ow!
Ah! Hey!
Harry! Ow! Ow!
Ow!
Ow! b*tch! Ow!
Harry!
Get off me, b*tch! Ow!
Help me!
What the f*ck?!
Harry! Harry!
No. Ow! No! Oh!
What are you doin', Balbo?
Ow! Not my- -
Man:
Gettin' closer
Gettin' close
Gettin' closer...
So...
All right, we got one hacksaw...
One pack of extra
heavy duty blades...
One 32-gallon trash can,
and one... Bag of lime.
I, uh, have
a coupon forthat.
Um, right.
What's wrong?
Hate the smell of death.
Forgive me if that
just sounds a little bit ironic.
You think I like who I am...
And what I've become?
Do you think that I never
played with dolls or loved to dance?
Orwished that when I grew up
that I would fall in love?
I love thee as I love the calm
of the sweet starlit hours.
And I love thee as I love the balm
of early jasmine flowers.
Ilove thee as I love
the last rich smile of the fading day,
which lingereth like the look
we cast on rapture passed away.
Ilove thee like I love the tone
of a whispering flute
whose soul has waked for me alone
when all the world is mute.
It was ruined for me.
Uh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Should have thought
about that before.
Yeah.
Before I brought him here.
No, before you
brought me here.
Loper.
Detective:
We got a match on the prints.
Feel like sharing?
Some guy named Harry Balbo.
No priors, but his employer required
a criminal record check
when he got hired,
so his prints are on file.
Son of a b*tch.
Meet me at the entrance
of Industrial Park in Overland.
That's where he works.
We will do him there.
Chet:
Harry, the police were here.
Some detective named Loper's
looking to question you
about the disappearance
of a meter man.
Plus Javi never showed up,
and his wife called to say
he never came home,
and we both know he
was with you last night.
Now, look.
I'm probably not even
supposed to be doing this,
but I just at least
wanted to warn you, okay?
Uh, sh*t, Har. What the hell's
going on, man?
Look, uh, if you're there,
pick up, will you?
Strickland:
Harry, what you're talking about
is suicide.
I've already k*lled two people.
- You didn't k*ll them.
- The f*ck I didn't.
Okay, maybe the first
one was an accident,
but Javi, the guyfrom mywork,
I just fed him up to her.
It's just as bad
as what she did.
Maybe even worse,
'cause I had a choice.
It doesn't have to end
like this, Harry.
Yeah, it does.
Look, I gotta go.
No, you can't do this, Harry.
Stay on the line!
You've been a good friend.
I just...
I just didn't want to disappear
without saying goodbye
and letting you know
that you were right.
No, Harry! Harry!
Harry!
Bye -bye, little buddy.
What's the matter?
No bunny rabbit?
I can't go on like this.
I'm not gonna let you just k*ll me.
Not you.
Me.
Tonight I'm the rabbit.
From the first daywhen I saw you,
I was supposed to k*ll you.
But I couldn't
bring myself to do it.
You were so beautiful
I just watched you sleep,
your breast rising and falling.
And I looked at the hammer and
the chisel in my hands,
and I asked myself,
''how can anything
so beautiful be evil ''
And then you
opened your eyes so soft and deep,
and I realized
this wasn't an accident.
I found you
because I was meant to save you...
Remind you of who
and what you used to be.
I said to myself, ''I can change her.
''I can wean her away
from what she's become,
''and those
who'd k*ll her...
''They're wrong
because they haven't seen her.
But I have.''
You shouldn't do this, Harry.
I am what I am.
Well, that's exactlythe point.
You're a monster.
I didn't realize at first, but
I do now.
And you've turned me
into a monster, too.
We might as well finish it.
When the police arrive,
I'll be on the floor.
No, Harry.
I'll be your next victim.
Maybe your last.
And so ends
my descent into madness.
No, Harry.
I don't want to do this.
You're more than food to me.
I don't want to k*ll you.
But you gotta realize...
Guys like me
don't get girl like you.
No, I don't want to do this.
I don't want to k*ll you.
Harry.
Wh-what a surprise.
You readyto feed me?
Now?
I'm hungry.
Well...
Sure, uh, come on in.
Come on, you m*therf*ckers.
I know you're out there,
so come and get me.
Come on!
Man:
I wonder, wonder
Wonderwhere you are
I don't even know why
And I want, and I want
And I wanted onlyyou
Tom, there's blood
in the basement.
That's where
the kills went down.
Tom:
I'll be right down.
Mike, over here.
Speak up and tell me
Who are you
And what I do to you
Love always
It's truly only
So I'm only
ever afteryou
Truly only ever afteryou
Oh.
Oh, sh*t.
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Insatiable, The (2007)
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