02x04 - High Voltage Villains

[bunniefuu]

Previously on
"House of Villains..."

This party is actually
your Battle Royale Challenge.

Just give it to me.

- We'll give it to Camilla.
- Thank you.

You a crafty [bleep].
You a crafty b*tch.

- We worked it out. We're fine.
- Hush! [bleep] y'all.

He wants me gone, and
I'd rather get rid of him first.

I'm gonna ride you until
you tell me the truth.

- Ride me, then.
- Your Prince Albert couldn't

take it, but I'm still
gonna give it a try.

I have a secret!

- Hypothetically.
- Yeah.

Wes, Safaree.

- Jess, or...
- I say New York, but.

I've played this game.
I know how it works.

I'm really, really, really good,
so I need you to listen.

Richard, for you to be
telling me what to do?

I'm the Supervillain.
I have the power.

Camilla, you get to choose
the three Villains

to put on the Hit List.

Safaree. Get your a*s
up on the Hit List, baby.

- Ooh!
- Good job.

Damn, Camilla. I was
the Supervillain last week.

You weren't even a thought
when I was making my Hit List.

Wes, get your a*s up there.

You are the biggest threat
to me in this house, baby.

She has woken a sleeping giant.

Ahh!

Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany.
Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany.

It's not that difficult.

- Rich.
- Mm-hmm.

Let's see if
you can survive tonight.

Get your a*s up there.

What the [bleep]?
What the [bleep]?

What the [bleep] happened
to the plan? The plan, girl!

I have a little c*ck in here
that is a Knock Blocker.

- What?
- The Knock Blocker gives

Victoria the power to
block the Supervillain

from knocking a Villain
off the show.

I am gonna save Wes in this.

Jessie, I am gonna put you up.

What?

I wish I would've
stuck to my gut

and voted her out
when we had the chance.

This sh-- just got----ing real.

- Morning, ladies.
- Hi.

- How you feeling, Wes?
- Safe as sh--.

- Is this dish liquid here?
- I think so.

- You, like, tap it.
- Oh, okay.

Oh! Well, of course
I can't let you walk away

without asking you
the $200,000 question.

Are you and Wes gonna work it
out at some point later on?

- I wanna--
- Yeah, of course.

Sit down with him?

I wanna explain, like,
we playing a game.

I put Wes up even though
we are working together

because I wanted to
make a big move.

But, unfortunately,
the m*ssile went off,

but it just didn't land where it
was supposed to hit. Epic fail.

I'm glad that you made them feel

the sting of your wrath
so early on.

No. What doesn't make sense
to me is Victoria,

the person that's sleeping
in my----ing room,

put me up out of left field.

It just goes to show
how fake Victoria truly is.

And by the way, Victoria,
how are you going to get further

in this game if I'm not here
helping Wes and yourself?

Vote for me, okay?

You could maybe pledge
your undying allegiance to us.

Duh. That's-- Obviously.

Are you dumb?

I was just so ignorant
to think-- I'm like, "Man."

You're not ignorant.
That's the game.

- Yeah.
- This really is, like,

House of Cuckoo Beans.

"I don't care who goes home."

"I also don't care
who goes home."

Your hair looks lighter today.

It has highlights.

Girl, that's the power
of a new wig!

- Oh!
- My whole wig, girl.

I gotta toss it every six days.

- You know--
- It used to be straight.

You gotta swap 'em out.

Morning, you.

- Mmm.
- That's the love I love.

That real love. Unconditional.

Oh, [bleep] you.

- May I talk to you?
- You w-- I would love that.

Camilla took a shot by putting
me on the Hit List and missed.

This is the only person
that I've really pledged

my allegiance to, and I am
perturbed to say the least.

But here's the thing. When
you take a shot at the king,

you better not miss.

I may have made a wrong move.

You know,
but I didn't do it in a way--

Because I feel like
two people come back.

- Yeah.
- The person that was

supposed to be going
was not intentioned for you.

Putting your main person
in the line of fire

is not what I meant
by "misdirect"

and "stay on the other
side of the house."

- Okay. I'm learning. So--
- Smoke bombs, not bombs.

Right. So where are we now?

I'm gonna get over it faster
than usual.

She's gonna say
it's this and that,

but the reality is
Camilla feels guilty.

I am quiet right now,

but will I be seeking vengeance?
Yes.

We can go through this day.
Let's get through this day.

Let's see what happens.

Do your parents
live in Fort Lauderdale?

So my mom passed when I was one.

- That's so young.
- So young. Yeah.

- How'd she pass?
- Cancer.

So, I mean,
you had a little rough life too.

Mm-hmm.

My closest relationship
in my life is my dad,

but I definitely always
had an attitude problem

growing up because there was
deeper pain my whole life.

It's something I deal with
and I've gotten better with,

but it was not easy.

Everyone needs their mom,
you know?

- I know.
- They do.

I feel like Victoria
is misunderstood.

I don't find her to be annoying,
and I feel bad for her.

She's had a tough life.

All the girls,
they're as happy as pigs in mud.

I'm just gonna make me
a couple bacon.

I have to take my iron pills.

So infuriating.
Like, just infuriating.

It's clear as day that these
women, they're against us guys.

But I know I'm gonna win
the Redemption Challenge.

And then when I come back,
it's revenge time.

Good morning, Villains!

- Uh-oh.
- It's almost time for

your next Redemption Challenge.

Game on, b*tches. So get ready.

No!

What are you guys wearing?

I'm wearing this.

I've been manifesting 200k
and just letting the universe...

Well, since you brought it up,
what would you do with it?

I would love to open,
like, a Pilates studio

- or have a business.
- Oh, wow.

And then...

Listen, y'all, the walls
are very thin in this house,

and people's voices travel,
so you always have to eavesdrop.

And, b*tch,
at this point in the game,

it is time to start
shaking sh-- up.

They're in the room
right now, talking.

- Are you all set to go?
- I'm all good. What about you?

Talking about what Victoria
would do with the, um, 200k.

I think I heard something
about opening a Pilates studio.

- How old is she?
- 31.

Too old to be having
parking tickets.

Exactly.

Yeah.

That is the fakest sh--
I've ever seen.

I do not believe
I can trust Kandy,

and I should've put Kandy up
when I had the little c*ck.

- How you doing?
- Not so great.

- Why?
- 'Cause I'm wondering if you

are actually loyal to me
or if I should've put you up,

to be honest. 'Cause I've
been hearing some things.

- Girl, from who?
- From my own brain.

'Cause I heard you saying, like,
oh, I don't need the money

because I just wanna
have a Pilates studio,

and, "How does she even have
so many parking tickets?"

I said how does
she have parking tickets?

- They're not parking tickets.
- I wanted to know how many.

I don't know.
That's what they said.

No, it's not speeding.
I was so broke,

I couldn't afford my insurance,
so my license got suspended and

my tag expired 'cause I didn't
have----ing money to pay sh--.

No, I don't.
I haven't had it in three years.

It's not in alignment with,
like, who I am as a person.

So, like, that's why I don't
have money.

At this age, I thought,
you know, maybe you'd be

a little more responsible
with that part.

A lot of people say,
"Oh, you're 31.

"You should have more financial,
like, whatever."

But everyone's on
their own life journey.

What I said was I was upstairs
and I heard her say

what she would do
with the money.

It just sounded like
you guys were saying,

like, oh, she doesn't need it.

I really hope
you don't do me dirty.

Like, I hope I can trust you.

Okay.

Villains! It is time to go.

Okay, we coming right now!

People call me
a c*ck, arrogant b*stard

and blah, blah, blah, whatever.

I am somewhat confident
I can win this challenge.

It's too damn soon if I go home.

Too-- too damn soon.

Five and five.

- Camilla.
- After you.

I get carsick. I get carsick.

Victoria is so annoying.
Don't nobody got time for that.

Let me tell you
what I don't like.

Yesterday she told me,
"Shut the [bleep] up."

She was gonna keep it
in her back pocket,

- but she knows you said it.
- No! Shut the [bleep] up,

- Safaree, let me speak.
- Why are you talking

- to him like that?
- Yeah, why you cursing me out?

I would never say that to you.

And nobody in this house
ever said that to anybody.

Babe, I get carsick.
I'm not doing this.

No, I physically
can't fit back there.

Don't look here, you idiot.
Don't-- You can't get in here.

There's five of us.
What's wrong?

They said five and five.

There's only four over there.

I don't wanna sit in the back.

- Tell Camilla to come here.
- No, just go in the back.

I physically
can't sit back there.

Dude, you're such a pain.

You throwing your tantrums.
That's what you get.

Victoria, do you wanna
sit here with me in this seat?

I can't sit in the back
'cause I get carsick.

- No, I literally get carsick.
- I do too.

Who's getting carsick?
Everybody get carsick?

I've gotten carsick
since I'm little.

I didn't even know that.

I didn't even know
that was a thing.

Even if I'm on a boat,
I have to look forward.

- I can't be in the back.
- Yeah.

So you can't look forward
if you're in the back?

Kandy, just don't-- Like,
what are you trying me for?

Trying you? I physically can't
fit in the back. I'm too tall.

So glad that you're in
my body and you can tell me

when I get sick and don't.
Thank you.

So glad you're in my body
and you can tell me

where to sit and don't.

Victoria's just too much.

The next time I'm in the top,
goodbye. Get rid of the b*tch.

You start it, and then
you act like a little victim.

I didn't start anything, I said

- I can't sit in the backseat.
- If I'm telling you--

Did we not resolve the problem?

What I don't do is keep arguing
when the problem's been solved.

Let's reshoot that, because
I'm not going in that car

with that dumbass b*tch.
'Cause I'm gonna curse her out.

- Victoria.
- Victoria? Yeah, she too much.

Hmm!

Well, guys, what's gonna happen?

I wonder how quiet
their ride is.

Who knows?

- What do you think--
- They're nervous.

Oh, for sure.
They're so nervous.

Damn, is this where
all the---ing planes

- have been landing?
- Yeah.

Two are coming back.
That's why I hope Rich goes.

I don't know, 'cause
Rich is sneaky a little bit.

- Yeah, Rich is not talking.
- Richard is a putrid as*h*le.

h*-h*-h*. What do we got?
What do we got?

What in the name
of my backside--

Metal, metal.

I just see a maze.
I see high voltage.

Oh, somebody's
getting electrocuted.

I really have no idea
what the hell I'm up against,

but I know I'm
about to get shocked.

Is that me with
a gold chain and a goatee?

Those dummies!

Jessie is in a full
meditation mode right now.

Bobby!

I'm back, b*tches!

I'm back, b*tches!

- Bobby!
- Oh, sh--!

Hello, my little Villains.

- Hey, Bobby!
- Work it!

Am I too late for
the season one finale?

If you're wondering where
Bobby is, we couldn't find him.

You will never, ever
find another Villain like me.

I watched last season,
and I know Bobby Lytes

is the ultimate Villain,
because guess what?

He just does not give a [bleep].

All you b*tches are laughing
at the wrong jokes!

No, seriously. New York, seriously.

Johnny Bananas, would you please
come get... what's ever going on

- on this floor up?
- I wish I could!

Are you-- you making out
with my doll?

I was trying to eat you alive.

I am so excited
because he is gonna

make these guys
suffer today, honey.

Joel couldn't be here, so he put
me in charge, like I should be.

Good idea.

You remind me of what's-her-name
from House Bunny.

"Lisa!"

Oh, yeah!

The name of the challenge
is "Body Snatchers."

Game on.

Here's how the challenge works.

There are three blow-up dolls
in the center of this maze

that represents
each one of you three.

- I am Mr. PEC-Tacular.
- Straight!

I won "Survivor."

One at a time, you must
make your way through the maze,

extract yourself from
the center of this maze

and then exit
out the other side.

The fastest time wins
and gets off of the Hit List.

But here's the catch.

This is an electric maze.

Ah, [bleep].

And you'll be blindfolded.

Ugh. Oh, my goodness.

So you must select a lookout
to guide you through the maze.

I'm not into pain,

'cause getting my n*pples
pierced hurt like hell.

Safaree, you are up first.

So, who do you choose
as your lookout?

I'm gonna put my trust in Wes.

Richard, who do you want
to be your guide?

I choose Kandy.

- Kandy.
- Wow.

Big surprise. Safaree and Rich
pick Wes and Kandy,

two of the biggest competitors
inside this house.

And the rest of the pool
of people that

I don't even talk to can't
even look me in the eyes.

Last but not least,
Jessie, who do you choose?

Which leaves Larsa,
who literally just showed up

a few days ago, and she's
supposed to be my eyes and ears

to save my entire game.

This Redemption Challenge
is all about trust,

so I'm putting
all my faith in Larsa

and hoping she doesn't
screw me over.

So, if you don't think
I'm an underdog,

you're an as*h*le.

I'm going to go out
on a leap of faith.

Larsa, if you'd help me
get through this.

- Aw.
- I got you.

All righty,
Jessie, Safaree, and Richard,

let's get everyone in position.

I'm scared.
I know I'm about to get shocked,

but I need to
come back with a W.

If I don't win, I'm definitely
gonna be in a bit of a pickle.

And, um, I don't like pickles.

I can see your nipple piercings
through your shirt.

- Yeah, baby.
- Three, two, one.

Game on. Game on. Game on.

No, a little to your right.

- Sharp left, sharp left!
- Go straight. Go left, left!

To your right, right.
Right, step right.

Straight.
Straight, straight, straight.

Oh, my God!

All I'm doing is
banging into stuff,

getting zapped
about 4,000 times.

- Straight.
- Oh, sh--!

Yep, go straight, go straight.

Go straight.
Straight, go straight.

Go straight,
the doll's right there.

The doll, grab the doll,
grab the doll, grab the doll.

- All right, go back.
- What the [bleep]?

Keep going. Right. Right. Right.

- What, where-- -
- No, straight. Sorry, straight.

Oh, jeez. Blindfolded and
being zapped? 1,000% miserable.

Go right.

Right.

I'm not gonna try
to sabotage Jessie.

I want him to
think of me as an ally,

because if I need
Jessie in the future,

then I think he would
help me stay in the house.

Pick up your dummy.
It's right there.

Okay, good. Now back up.

Oh, God. Okay.

Straight and pick up your dummy.
Straight. Straight.

Straight four feet.

- Four feet!
- Move, Safaree!

He's going so freaking slow.

If I had to do this,
I would've gotten first place.

Partly because
I'm a lot faster than he is,

and also because
he's just not as smart.

- Straight. Straight.
- Keep going, keep going.

Straight. You're good.
There he is. There he is.

Pick him up, pick him up.

Okay, now turn around.

- Okay, straight. Straight.
- Oh, my God.

Ah! [bleep]!

A little left. Straight.
A little left. Straight.

Take one half step to your left.

That looks painful,
and let me tell you this,

I'm very happy I'm not
in his position,

because if it was me,
I would quit.

Ah! [bleep]!

- Go to your left.
- Oh, he's----ing shocked.

- Trust me!
- All right, Richard, go back.

- Uh-huh.
- Make a right. Go straight,

go straight, go straight.

Go straight, go straight.

b*tch, suck it up! Make a right!

My heart is pounding.
I am sweating.

I am freaking out because
I do not wanna be responsible

for making Rich lose.

To the left, left, left.
Keep coming.

Straight.

You're almost done.
Make a right. Make a right.

Make a right and go straight.
Straight, straight.

- Straight! Go!
- Straight! Straight!

- Straight!
- !

Oh, my God.

You were yelling
"straight" so much

I felt like you were my dad.

That sh-- hurt.

- Yeah, baby!
- So let me ask you a question.

How are your piercings
feeling right now?

Heaven. Are you kidding?
I am tingly!

Oh, my God.

- Good job, Jessie.
- I was so confused.

You did it faster than him.

Wow, that was exciting.
It was actually electrifying.

Time to find out
who's still screwed.

The Villain with
the slowest time...

Safaree.

Sorry, Safaree.
You're still on the Hit List.

The fact that I'm even
up here, like, fighting to stay

in the house, I'm really
disappointed, I'm not gonna lie.

The time difference between
the first and second place

- was only six seconds.
- Whoa.

The Villain with
the fastest time

and who has gotten themselves
off the Hit List is...

was only six seconds.

The Villain with
the fastest time

and who has gotten themselves
off the Hit List is...

...Jessie.

Let's go!

Redemption is mine,

and it's so nice!

That was so good,
that was so good.

Congratulations, Jessie,
you are off the Hit List.

Yeah!

That means Safaree and Richard,

you guys are
still up for banishment,

and it is now up
for the house to decide

on who will be sent home.

- Ooh.
- Okay, guys, so I'm gonna

come back to the house
with you guys.

- Wonderful, Bobby!
- Ooh!

Let's go home.

- Let's go play with Bobby.
- Let's go home.

Oh, my goodness,
I'm so happy that Jessie won

and Hatch is staying
on that Hit List.

Ooh, it feels so good
to be home!

That Prince Albert has to
retire from the Royal Family

because it's all used up
and shriveled up,

and there's no more
royal jewels left in your nuts.

Well, congratulations.

- How do you feel?
- Awesome.

Wait, Rich, how did you--
how were you moving so fast?

I had a sense of where
the openings were,

but I couldn't find
the damn dummy.

That dummy was a big fat dummy.

Am I staying?

- I think so.
- Oh, good.

I definitely think Richard is
a bigger threat than Safaree.

On "Survivor," he was attacked
by a three-foot shark,

and instead of screaming
or fighting the shark,

he bit the shark back.

That is a very dangerous
person to me.

I love you, Richard,

but you've got to
go back to the sharks.

No.

Villains, I'm home.

What the [bleep] did
you guys do to my house?

Hi!

Wow, the house looks different!
Give me a hug.

I love that Bobby's come back to
the house to hang out with us.

That's his name, Bobby, right?

Yeah.

You didn't watch
anything, did you?

I only watched the first
and the last, yeah.

Hey!

Which bed did you choose?

Bobby, that's my boy
back from "Love & Hip Hop,"

and he's the life of the party.

- Where is the bottle?
- He's outrageous.

Mwah!

He's funny as hell.

- Ooh! Shoes!
- Shoes!

Extremely honest.

I remember you guys' first
encounter on "Scared Famous."

You guys had a one-on-one
in the bathroom and

you got to show him
your-- Show--

Yo! What are you talking about?

But he has a big-a*s mouth.

What are you doing here, Bobby?

I have an announcement
to make, you guys.

I am joining the competition.

I'm kidding.

The night is young.

- Let me take another shot.
- Right now [bleep].

Mmm-- Oh! You don't-- you acting
funny 'cause Bobby here now?

- What are you talking about?
- Hi!

Can you please stop touching me?

- Okay. I'ma exit.
- I didn't even--

- I haven't seen you all day.
- You put your hand out.

I'm fine. I don't wanna
talk to you. Just chill.

Okay, then I sure as hell
am voting you out.

Good. Bye!
I'm not kissing your a*s.

- Get out of here.
- Wait...

You have a----ing attitude
for no reason all the time.

This is my first time seeing
him have such an attitude.

I don't know what
Safaree's attitude is

- towards me in this situation.
- Listen, yesterday in

the kitchen, you told me
"Shut the [bleep] up."

- Don't talk to me like that.
- 'Cause you probably said

- something to me.
- Don't say nothing.

- No, you're always saying--
- Don't say I said--

I never told you to
shut the [bleep] up.

I've never cursed at you.

That's honestly one of
the nicest things

a Villain can say
in the House of Villains.

- I'm just saying.
- We've heard some worse things.

But apparently
"Shut the [bleep] up"

hurts people's
feelings nowadays.

I told Johnny Bananas "Shut
the [bleep] up" so many times.

You not gon' tell me
"shut the F up,"

not apologize, and then think,

"Oh, yeah, we cool now." Nah.

You're pissed 'cause you lost.

Don't take your attitude
out on me.

I haven't been
talking to you all day.

My vote could literally sway it.

You should be a little bit more
smart and not have an attitude.

Guess what? If I leave,
guess where I'm going to?

A six-bedroom
house on the water.

- Congratulations.
- You? You're going back

to speeding tickets.

So, I'm cool going back home.

Wait, why'd he say
speeding tickets?

- Fill me in. Context.
- Not speeding tickets.

They sh-- on me because

I don't have
my financial health in order.

- It's okay.
- They're always like--

Yeah, but also
I just got yelled at.

- Like, what? No.
- Now you're gonna play victim.

- Same sh-- you done.
- Asking not to be yelled at.

Now you gonna play victim.

It was probably warranted
that I said shut the [bleep] up

to Safaree, 'cause Safaree
is being a complete d*ck to me.

And I get triggered because
I've had financial challenges,

and it's just shady as [bleep].

I'll tell you this, Rich.

Like, I'm voting for you
to stay in the house.

- I'm not dealing with that.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.

Like, he was just
rude to me for no reason.

That's so unnecessary.

This would be amazing to
get Safaree out.

Like, this is "House of
Villains." We need to...

not be so nice.

His ego is like a maniac.

The reason I've been telling
people to get rid of Victoria

is because Victoria
is emotional and unreliable.

But now, ironically,
if Safaree keeps up,

it might play to my favor.

Just, like, screamed at me.
Like, I'm, like, shaken.

- Cheers, guys.
- Cheers!

- Bobby, cheers!
- Cheers to my fellow Villains.

I wanna go stir up
some more sh--.

You know, I'm not competing,

so you don't have
to put any poison in this.

Watching Jessie play,
I see errors all over the place.

But I also sense that he's
more reliable than I thought.

And so I could use that
and I can bond with him

a little bit more confidently.

As of last night,
I despise the relationship

between Wes and Victoria.

I am gonna save Wes in this.

Jessie, I am gonna put you up.

- What?
- c*ck-a-doodle-doo, b*tches.

So due to how close Safaree
and Wes are,

keeping Rich in the game

would definitely
help weaken Wes a little bit.

Hopefully, Richard weathers
the storm and stays.

And if I have anything
to say about it,

it'll be a long time, bucko.

Everyone so far loves you.

I thought everyone
was gonna hate you.

- Why?
- Because you give off

resting b*tch, uh... yeah.

Did you hear
what happened upstairs

- with the Vicky situation?
- Yeah.

Hello.

You're gonna make my job hard.

All you had to do was
shut your mouth.

I said stop touching me.
She started crying.

And said I yelled at her.

I know,
but you know better than that.

You're not acting like
a good sociopath.

She's a pawn and you're just
getting rid of our pawns.

Like, what are you doing?

Not to mention we need that
pawn to keep you----ing safe.

I don't blame Safaree.

Victoria is
pretty darn annoying.

I'm not gonna watch this show
if you guys send me home.

And that will suck for you guys

'cause I have, like,
a good fan base.

Am I your favorite person?

No. I don't wanna go up.

If you're gonna be two-faced,
make one of them pretty.

But he screwed himself up.
I want Hatch out.

And so now,
Safaree needs to apologize.

You're gonna have to go in,
eat your ego for a second

and you're gonna have to
- ing say you're sorry.

I refuse to baby
and pacify an adult.

Sorry.

We're playing a game

where all we do is
baby and pacify people

that we don't care about.

Who do you-- I mean, so who do
you feel it would benefit us.

If we don't get rid of Safaree,

putting up Safaree on the Hit
List would've been pointless.

'Cause the whole point of
getting rid of Safaree

was to, like--
Him and New York and Wes.

Okay, so there you go.

It brings Rich in,
gives him a home.

However, if we keep Safaree,

it's like,
do I feel safer than New York?

I sincerely-- They know
each other

And the only person
I would offer us is Rich.

All the tea is spilling out.

Jessie's telling me that
he will go against the boys.

So, pretty much anything
can happen.

If me and you are like this
and we're on the same equal.

Yeah, 'cause I feel like we're
trying to help each other out.

Okay, and if it's Rich and
Safaree, who's gonna help us?

Rich.

Get rid of Safaree.

It would be stupid not to.

Lord, this game
is so stressful.

Say you were in the house.

What vibes did you get
of who you could trust?

Well, automatically I would
feel like I can't trust you.

Really? I was hoping--

I just love----ing with you.

She's so easy.
It's hard to hate you,

but I can see why people are
annoyed by you in the house.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Really?

'Cause you feel like
I'm a good alliance with you.

Just kidding.

There is. There is cameras.

No.

Me and Larsa, we clicking.
I sure as hell don't mind it.

I don't know if Larsa is
married, engaged, has a boy--

I don't know what
the hell Larsa's doing,

but she still looks good.

Oh, see now where the hell
this one came from?

I didn't see that.

Between us girls,

you know, I just wanna offer
you the real true advice.

I feel like you need
to pull a stunt

if you wanna stay in this house.

'Cause Safaree's gonna work.
Sh--.

Safaree's not gonna stop
until it is time to vote.

Okay.

'Cause if you wanna last here.

What I gotta tell him is
I don't wanna suck up.

- You know, I don't want--
- Do not do that.

- Okay.
- New York went home that way.

I don't wanna sympathy vote.
I don't need a sympathy vote.

You just said, in front
of all these people,

that you did not want my vote.

Then again, [bleep] it.
Be a villain.

- Yeah.
- What's crazy is

you may actually
get more votes sometimes

if you might say
everyone.

You know what I'm saying?

- You just never know.
- Yeah.

What?

Take advice from Bobby Lytes?

How long did he last?

I'm gonna follow all you guys
back

- and all that good stuff.
- I love you.

I'm not gonna go
around yelling at everybody.

On the other hand,
this is House of Villains.

Maybe being obnoxious is
the skill.

See you later.

Make sure you guys vote
responsibly tomorrow.

- Responsibly, he says.
- I can be obnoxious.

- Let me open my cards today.
- Your Luis love letter?

- Oh, I love you.
- Oh, look at the rose on it.

"Miss you. Counting the seconds
until you come home.

"Hi there, sunshine.

"You light up my world."

Oh, you get two today.

I don't think I opened one
yesterday.

Oh, my goodness. That man.

Thank you, God, for another day.

I'm grateful to do push-ups,
put on some coconut oil,

and put on
three more new outfits.

Do you feel like, "Yo, you're
here and you want this money?"

Oh, yeah. No, I want the money.

I mean, do you know what
it's like to be in prison

for five years
and fight legal battles for 20?

I have nothing.

After Survivor,
I was handed a check

for more than a million dollars.

Shortly thereafter,
the IRS claimed

I was attempting to evade taxes

and the judge sentenced me
to 51 months.

But we've all got a story.
It's just a--

it's just one
of those things in life.

It's an opportunity.
It would help.

But if it doesn't,
then, you know,

look, I'm healthy, I'm educated.

- You got blue eyes.
- I got blue eyes.

- You're white with blue eyes.
- White with blue eyes.

You can get far with that.

Oh, this feels so good.

- Today's a warm day.
- I know, I feel great.

I think I'm gonna do OnlyFans
again for a little bit.

I have that company
that I'm working with

that you should hire.

Yeah, I wanna open it back up.

I was making like 10 K a month

and I'm like,
it's not worth it for this.

But now, in retrospect,
that is good money.

How are we feeling today?

If you're asking
about vote-wise,

I've changed
my mind several times.

- Okay.
- Rich is really smart,

playing really hard,
and he won the biggest show

in the world with this format,
the whole jury thing.

- Right.
- Meanwhile, Safaree,

he's the most
socially strong person here.

I don't wanna like,
say names and piss people off,

but I'm tracking all
the pros and cons here.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Bye.

If I'm allegedly working
with him,

you just got the same
input that I just got.

- He doesn't divulge anything.
- Right.

While sitting back,
sleeping until noon.

That's how confident he is.

He wakes up.
"Hey, fill me in." That's crazy.

I don't trust Wes.

If he's holding
his cards close to him,

it doesn't really give me any
faith in our relationship.

And I'm just waiting
for a chance where I have power

to be able to do
anything about it.

We gotta win.
You know what I mean?

So Kandy, since you like, worked
with Rich in the challenge,

do you think we should
save him in the house?

I'm voting Safaree out tonight.

That's what I think too.
To be honest.

What Victoria's saying,
for her, it is sincere.

The problem with Victoria,
it's unreliable.

Because it's only grounded

in whatever emotions happen
to be driving it at the time.

If there is a person on
the planet

more self-absorbed,
I have not met her.

Safaree literally put me up
on the Hit List

on the first week
when he said he wouldn't

and betrayed his whole team.

So it's like,
it would be stupid for me.

And I know everyone sitting at
home will be

on their TVs thinking,
"You dumb----ing b*tch,

"Why didn't you--
why didn't you do?"

No, but for you,
it's like so clear as day.

I don't even know. How did we
even end up on a chopping block?

Uh, Camilla.

Trust nobody in here
and nothing surprises me.

- Should I help you guys pack?
- Hmm.

I feel so bad. What should
I help with, you guys?

Going into banishment,

I am responsible
for where I'm sitting.

I gave Camilla the power
on the dance floor

to become Supervillain and, uh,

that's my undoing, potentially.

You kinda know who you're gonna
put up, Teresa?

- Yeah. I'm very intuitive.
- Of course you are.

Like, you know?
Like, I fly under the radar.

I feel like with New York,
it takes time to form a bond.

So, I'm keeping my cards
close to me

and not let her know
what I'm gonna do.

I'm not telling you.

What?

Look, Wes was right.

I have to get Vicky's vote
because this is about numbers,

so I'm gonna be fake even
though I've had it up to here

in my fur with her.

I cannot believe Jessie won.

Watching it, I thought he lost.

I'm pretty good at like math
and numbers

and I could
tell the seconds he won.

Like, that's not.

Yo, you wanna know
what's so funny?

It's like, you're just
so cute and funny,

like, and it's like
you just don't know.

- Thanks.
- You're just being yourself.

I don't know if I'm playing
him or he's playing me,

but he did call me cute,
so I have a lot to think about.

I'm gonna mail my parking
tickets to your house.

Show it if you got it, girl.

Hey, Safaree.
You looking real player tonight.

As far as who are my friends
in the house right now,

I still don't know what
the hell could happen.

I don't trust anybody
in this house.

I'm just curious
to see who gonna keep they word.

Good evening, Villains.

It is time for
your banishment ceremony.

Please walk through
the secret bookcase

so you can cast your votes.

Then, warm your hands on
the bridges you've burned.

- Me first, me first, me first.
- Let's go.

This house has been so finicky,
so disloyal, so sneaky,

but I'm not ready to leave yet.

Come on, let's go.

Good game, good game, good game,

good game, good game,
good game, good game.

And I can see Camilla's butt.

Bad b*tch.

Villains, welcome back
to the stronghold. How are you?

Don't answer that. Tonight is
your second banishment ceremony.

- Camilla.
- Yes.

You are the Supervillain.
I can tell by your boots.

We're here for a time-honored
American tradition:

flinging a reality star
through a prop wall.

Richard, Safaree,

one of you will be banished from
the House of Villains tonight

and you will miss out on
a chance to win $200,000.

Please go stand by your chairs.

The rest of the Villains
are about to vote on

which of you will be
banished from the house.

It's time for you guys
to make your final pleas.

Richard, do you have
anything you wanna say?

Look, I really don't
give a [bleep] about any of you.

Wow.

Particularly, New York.

She's a pain in the a*s

and I could not stand
being anywhere near her

for five seconds.

Richard, do you have
anything you wanna say?

Look, I really don't give
a [bleep] about any of you.

What just came out of
my mouth was not true.

What?

But we're in
the House of Villains.

This is not the place that I,
a Survivor player,

thought would be where
becoming friends matters.

Boring.

Richard, what are you even
talking about right now?

That's not a way
to win people's votes.

This is a game
and we're all playing.

I'd love to stay
the rest of the game,

so do what's in your heart.

Okay. All right.

Thank you, Richard.

Safaree, do you have
anything you wanna say?

Everybody in this house
individually,

they know how I feel about them.

Um, I don't know how to be fake.

It feels weird that I'm up
here looking at everybody

who's here and I feel like
when this experience is done...

...it's really not gonna be...

...easy for me because...

Is he crying?

...I really feel
like I got a connection

with everybody in here.

Take off your glasses.

I'm not joking.

It's fake.
And I love all that about him.

I'm not joking.
I'm dead serious.

What the hell?

Safaree needs to go to
a better acting school.

You're not the next Denzel.
Like, sorry.

I really love y'all.
Not playing.

I know I joke around a lot, but
right now I'm really not joking.

I'm a Cancer. I'm emotional.
So, that's it.

- New York.
- He was crying,

but it's the dry type of tear.

Okay, it is time to vote.
Jessie, you're up first.

Safaree, Richard, you may sit.

Oh, this is crazy.

You ever been strapped in?

Uh, once or twice.

How much did you pay for
those glasses?

- $1,000.
- $1,000.

You do look like you just
got cataract surgery.

And the votes are in.

The second Villain to be
banished from the house is...

Oh, goodness.

Richard Hatch.

You nasty b*stards and b*tches.

Richard,
it was a unanimous vote.

Awesome.

I'm voting for
Richard to go home.

And I'd rather vote
to keep Safaree here.

And I think
you should do so too.

What about Teresa?

She's gonna vote to
keep him here.

Kandy?

I'm gonna
vote for Safaree to stay.

Me and Rich are in an alliance,

but right now, the votes in
the house are against us

and I cannot be the only
person sending Safaree home.

- Do you have any last words?
- Unanimous.

No.

I'm not gonna miss anybody here.
Christ.

Bye, b*tches!

Bye, Richard!

Camilla, do your thing.

Bye!

Well, Richard is dead.

- I hope you're happy.
- Yay!

Now, everyone head
back to the house.

Tonight, Mr. PEC-Tacular will
be reading "Goodnight Moon."

I'm down for some poetry.

Hatch, I am sorry to see you go,

but I am not sorry
for what I did.

I took out one of the biggest
competitors in the game.

The naked survivor. The winner
from season one. Me.

Wow. I can't believe you guys.

Everybody wants to keep me.

I'm really not surprised

because I just lied to every
single person in this house.

I don't care about any of them.
I want that money.

Next on House of Villains...

I followed you on Instagram.
You never followed me back.

I didn't even know
you followed me on Instagram.

Does she have
a lot of followers?

She buys her followers.

How you have five million
followers and 100 comments?

Don't think that
Vicky's also your friend now,

'cause she just called you
a fake b*tch.

I want Victoria gone.

In this challenge, the final
two will battle it out

in a general election.

Can I say one thing?

I want Teresa to leave.

That's interesting too.

If you cross me, I'm gonna
be your worst nightmare.

I am the villain!