01x03 - Belladonna the Witch

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do you like herbs I do I like

parsley I like Rosemary and

basil bay leaf is nice too and Dill is

very

useful in fact they're all very

nice well almost

all there are some bad herbs like

Belladonna she's a witch there was quite

a to-do when she appeared in the herb

garden everything turned out all right

in the end but there was plenty of

excitement while it lasted if you like

I'll show you what happened oh I'm sorry

I forgot to say the magic password it

must be all this talk of witches

herous that's better hello parsley I

have a feeling parsley knows there a

witch

about I'm a very friendly lion called

parsley I am always very glad to see you

wave

but please don't shout or speak to me

too

harshly because I'm not particularly

Brave that's

Belladonna her other name is dead

Nightshade and she's very

poisonous fad Donna is my

name I'm the deadly nightshade

flower I shall never be

content till all the herbs are in my

power

oh dear Here Comes bay leaf that's not

going to help

matters I'm bile Leaf I'm the gardener I

work from early Dawn you find me

sweeping up the leaves and tidy in the

lawn ah young varant it's no good

blaming parsley bay leaf he's only

trying to tell you there's a witch just

behind behind

you I'm afraid it's too late now she's

done one of her magic changes even her

best friend wouldn't recognize her if

she had a best friend which I doubt if

you ask me she's up to no good wait till

I find it oh begging your pardon mom why

you must be the kind Mr bay leaf I've

heard tell

about how tired you must be after all

your hard work oh are oh oh are very

tired I

be and thirsty I'll be bound oh a or

terrible thirsty sweeping leaves be hard

work it

be this is going to be easier than I

thought

I know I'm only a poor old lady but

you're welcome to share the Little I

have ah thank you kindly

ma'am here what we up with old

parsley take no notice Dear Mr bay leaf

it's only a foolish lion up to his

tricks drink up ah maybe you're right

rare one for tricks is old parsley

here what's going on good old parsley

that's one up to

you don't go too far away though I have

a feeling we may need you again it

sounds as if Lady Rosemary and Sir basil

are coming this

way my name is Lady

Rosemary I am tall and willowy though my

manner may seem cold I really have a

heart of

gold come basil help me with the

weeds I am s basil the king of the herbs

I love hunting and sh**ting and

fishing but when there is any hard work

to be done you'll notice I'm generally

missing basil come back at once coming

dear why bay leaf what have we here

begging your pardon me lady I'm only a

poor old woman with no roof over my head

what's that no roof over your

head bless my soul all I ask is for

somewhere to rest my weary bones for the

night just one night and I'll be wending

my way again one night will be more than

enough

I'm sure we can find somewhere for

you thank you ma'am oh thank you kindly

and you too sir basil I have no money to

repay you for your kindness for I'm only

a poor old lady without a thing in the

world but perhaps I could tempt you both

to a sip of my homemade wine hear that

parsley what why thank you jing good

idea she's trying to make them drink

some of her magic Brew again stop

her good boy he's done it again done it

again you don't mean to say he's done it

before I do sir basil he did the self

same thing to me he did knocked it over

aord a drop past me lips parley what's

the meaning of

this if you forgive an old lady asking

mom me poor old eyes aren't what they

used to be but is there something over

there which is worrying him watch out

parsley can't see anything oh dear she's

turned him into a weed bless my soul

where's he got to I think he ran away

kind sir perhaps he knew he'd done wrong

what's this weed doing here bay leaf I

thought you were supposed to be doing

the weeding I can't understand it ma'am

weren't there a moment

ago take it away at

once oh you have

up well take him away and put him on the

rubbber sheep he won't bother us again

that's one herb now within my power

the rest shall follow within the

hour and now kind sir basil sweet lady

Rosemary if you can spare a moment of

your time to give a poor old woman a

little simple

pleasure Pana is my

name I'm the deadly nightshade flower

I shall never be

content till all the herbs are in my

power ah good riddance to bad rubbish

there's Dill fast asleep dreaming about

Bones by the look of it I don't suppose

he's worried about witches

Dill that's it he'll be able to help

people used to plant Dill to keep away

witches in the old days they used to

plant Dill to keep away witches Dill

wake up dill pastle did you hear that oh

I forgot he can't help he's been turned

into a weed parley try tickling his

nose that's the idea go on have another

try oh dear Dill's much too fast asleep

I expect it's that

bone he won't wake up while he's

dreaming about that

perhaps you can blow it

away

harder he's done it he's blown it away

good old

parsley that's it he can smell a

witch see off D she's through

there after him

parley hurry kind Mr baa don't let your

drink get

cold that's funny is that there dill

barking his head off I wonder what be up

with him all of a sudden Dill did you

say Dill

ah he's sir Basil's dog very friendly

little cha e be here what's going on D

what you be doing

oh

oh well you be is a

witch see her off D good dog see her off

here watch it that may be yours that' be

my broom you've got she's taking Bay

Leaf's broom she'll

crash good old Dill good dog H that' be

the end of her serve her right trying to

take my broom we don't want her sort in

here I reckon she were trying to poison

us trying to get us in her power that's

what I reckon he's lucky he didn't get

turned into a weed like parsley and Sir

basil and Lady rosemary no wonder old

parsley were acting funny like look at

the mess she's

made I don't think he realizes that's

the witches broom he's got there want me

to sweep it up do you why there's that

there weed again or you'll soon have he

out well I never did his old

parsley go on bay leaf see if the

witch's broomer work on those other two

weeds and Sir

basil and Lady Rosemary bay leaf stared

at sir basil and Lady Rosemary as if he

could hardly believe his eyes and Sir

basil and Lady Rosemary stared at bay

leaf bless my soul then Dill looked at

parsley

and parley looked at

Dill careful with that broom it's a

magic one a pile of bones for dill what

a nice idea I think he deserves them

after all he's

done mind you I shouldn't use it too

much parsley you don't want to wear it

out all right then just

once thank you very much

barley very handy things magic brooms in

the right paes of course I should hang

on to it it may come in useful again one

day goodbye see you again soon