03x21 - "P.E.L.T."

[bunniefuu]

Snack run initiate!
Kowalski, hit the sweet and saltiness!

- Aye, Skipper!
- Private, peanut butter Winkies!

Rico?

- Meow, meow...
- Negatory, compadre!

No-no-no-no! You know exactly why you can`t have Marshmeow-Meow.

Oh, Skipper! The peanut butter Winkies...
There is only one box left!


What`s the sugar-shortened madness is this?

A sad day at the Wally Winky Factory in Yonkers.
Because it`s the last day.


After the fifty years the maker of Marsh Meow-Meows,

...Lucky Ducklings and peanut butter Winkies is shutting its doors... forever.

- Egad!
- What???

Shutting down the Winky factory? They can`t...

Better grab those Winkies now, folks, because once they`re gone... they are gone!

- What?
- Back off, Four-Eyes, these Winkies are ours!

- No! It couldn`t be...
- What?

Nothing, it`s nothing! Rico, settle up [then]!

Just think - the last peanut butter Winkies we`ll taste are sitting inside this display barrel.

Just chewing `em and spitting `em and-hang about?

Stack and Topple, Fly and echo! Go!

Uh! And one to grow on!

Ringtail?!

You call this is snacky-run?
This Winky cakes tastes like a peanut vomited in my face!

And why did you eat all of them?

Because sometimes being the royalty means sacrifising for the peoples!

Maurice, put me in the noble tragedy pose!

The one that is noble AND tragic.

Sad arms. SAD ARMS!
Oh, I will do it myself, lazy!

I`ll be for you, my [leash]...

That`s it, boys. Welcome to a world without Winkies,

- ...a zero-winky future, a winkiless [land] of despair!
- Bye, Winky...

No! I refuse to give up as long as there`s
even one box of peanut butter Winkies left in this world!

E-eh, I thought the point was that there wasn`t!

Not in stores - no! But out there that is here the Wally Winky factory in Yonkers.

They haven`t shut down yet!
And I say - we hit them for every box they`ve got,

...and take that [... riot and] running throats. For the Winkies!!!

- Wha-at?
- Then it really is true.

You`ve got the drive, the steely grip, the flame in your belly...

- What?
- Leadership path!

The next stage in your soldier`s training.

We are going into that factory, oh yes!
And you are going to command a mission!

My first command? D`you... You think I`m ready for that?

Of course you are! Right?
I mean you`re not gonna crack on me, are you?

Because of the pressure makes you [calve] like a [steer ...].
Kowalski, help me out.

We all die horribly while screaming our mothers names!

Bingo! So don`t do that!

Ah, you`ll do fine! Just ask yourself:
"What would Skipper do?"

Right.

U-uh, good start!

Private, explain these random gesticulations!

- Isn`t it what you always do?
- I make hand signals. They mean things!

Really? Then what did mine mean?

What? Are we cancelling the Hula girls decoys?

A-a-aw, ma-a-an!

Okay. Let`s... go inside.

- Sweet dandy-candy!
- The Winkies production line!

And it`s official. The last patch of peanut butter Winkies
is rolling off for the shipping department.

Fairly well [sad case]. These old pipes will sing no more...

This is Chuck Charles and like the ninja
I`ll vanish as suddenly as I appeared.

- This microphone costs money, Chuck!
- I am the ninja!

E-eh, just smile and wave, Private.

It`s only the Last Winky ever going bye-bye... forever!

Like feedlestick they are! Kowalski, Skipper, Winky box intercept!
Wide formation!

Aye, sir!

- Rico! You and I will...
- Ow! Ow!... Meow-Meow!

Oh, I`m... Sure! We can handle the Winky operation with three.

Where is Rico?

Aw, that`s all right. I let him grab some of those
sugar coated marshmellow kittens treats instead.

- Oh, that`s... A-A-A!!!
- What??? You let Rico on some Marsh Meow-Meows?

So that`s not what you do then?

This gonna be hurt! What`ll we do?

Oh, maybe we can all hug a rainbow and fly the Lunacorn land, guv`na?

I`m just trying to give you the full "Think Skipper" experience...

Okay! I`m... So Rico, then Winkies. Go!

Kowalski, explainy thing.

He`s gone... marshmeloco.

And there go the Winkies!
Ten minutes in and I`ve already found up everything!

This isn`t what Skipper would do at all!

No... Come on, you`re overthinking it!
Just get the mission done, man!

Right, if the Winkies are after shipping,
we can intercept `em here - at the candy cranes.

- And Rico?
- Meow-meow! Meow-meow!

- Grab`em, drag`em - I don`t care of him! I`m in Winky pursuit!
- There`s a fire! Hu-a!

- Yeah!
- Engage Winkies!

- Come, come on!
- Meow-meow! Meow-meow!

Not my head! That`s where my brain lives! A-a-ah!

Meow-meow! Meow-meow!

- Hang on!
- But the hanging is what makes a aw-e-eh!

Meow-meow!

Meow-meow... Meow-meow...

Shipping department. Just towards the marshmellow river.
Winkies! I can still catch the Winkies!

Obsession - that`s the point of reason!
Now you`re singing my tune, leader-man!

- Meow-meow!
- Bah! Not... What you...

- Kowalski!
- What?

Uh... Bad Rico!

That`s enough, Rico! This is a Winky retrieval mission,
there will be no more marshmellow kittens!

MEOW-MEO-O-O-OW!!!

Rico, no!

Winkies!!!

Well led, mission leader.

Finally this [...] are gonna blo-o-ow!

No!

Well, it`s a leader`s paradox, Private.
The mission or the man? Now what would Skipper...

Would you shut it?! I just love Winkies!

Go, Private! Push through this savage suck-storm!
Nothing matters but the mission...

No! That was the last box of Winkies!

Hey, Private... Buddy, e-eh... What would Skipper do?

Just get the mission done.
Nothing matters but the mission.

What? That doesn`t sound like me at all!

Yes! Ha-ha-ha!

What?! Don`t you give me that look, Winky-man!
I earn this! I earn this...

I`ve betrayed all my friends - and for what?

Bits of moist chocolate [frizzle] cake rolled around the cream descence of select [shorture] peanuts...

Ah, I`m not a Skipper at all! I`m a Rico!

Rico don`t talk to imaginary candy wrapper people!

What have I done? Hang on, Skipper! I`m coming!

Skipper, I`m so sorry...

It`s allright, Private, as long as you`ve learned your lesson.

Yes! Yes, Skipper. I`ll never put snack cakes in front of my friends again.

Wrong! The lesson is leadership is my job!

You just stick to cuteness and "hug me" british slang.
Okay, guv`na?

Right, Skipper... I am a jolly pip I am! Ha-ha...

- U-uh, my belly...
- Oh, tummy ache, soldier?

Then I guess you`ve learned not to eat so much candy in one...

The things I have seen...

Bad meow-meow...