01x04 - Rocket Trouble/ The Brave and the Mold

[bunniefuu]

[Ducks quacking]

Both: buckle up, duckies, 'cause we got a rocket van delivering bread, flying quazy 'cause we can quazy, quazy [Ducks quack]

Quazy 'cause we can
- Swaysway!
- Buhdeuce!
- Do a barrel roll, man! Whoo
-hoo! Both: buckle up, duckies, 'cause we got a rocket van delivering bread, flying quazy 'cause we can Booty kick it, party punch it shake your feathers, make your pants dance
- Look out, we're gonna crash
-land! [Thrilling music]

[Engine puttering]


- Wahh! [Ding]

[Quacks]


- Whoo
-hoo
-hoo! We are up to our brains in grains!
- Yip, yip! [Both chomping]

Yeah.


- So, my feathered friend, how many deliveries we got today?
- 1 million!
- [Laughs]

Butter my buns, son! The most we've ever done in a single day is 999,999.


- Then let's break this record! Hoo
-wah!
- Okay, buhdeuce, listen up.

If we're gonna break this riduckulous record, we gotta stay focused.

We gotta fly fast, we gotta
-
-
- pay attention to where we're flying?
- Yeah! We gotta pay a
-
- ahhh! Nice place you got here.

[Descending whistle]

[Crash]


- [Quacks]

[Engine starts]


- Uh, I think it's busted.


- Nah, it just needs a little love.

Don't you, baby? Okay, maybe it is busted.


- Aw, bubble nuggets! We'll never break our record now.


- Relax, man! Remember rule number one of being a breadwinner?
- Mmm, never eat your eyeballs?
- No.

Rule number one is breadwinners always deliver.

Although sometimes they need a little help from their mechanic.

[Hard rock music]

Thanks, tow duck.


- [Chomps]


- Giddyup! Both: Hey, ketta.


- Hey, swaysway.

Hey, buhdeuce.

Oh! Hey, busted
-up rocket van.

[Gasps]

Aw, lug nuts.

What happened?
- Well, if I recall correctly, we were just flying around, minding our own business when, bam! A building comes out of nowhere and
-
-
- you crashed it, huh?
- Technically, yes.

But it was for a good reason.

We're trying to break our record for most deliveries in a day.


- Can you help us fix the rocket van? Say yes, or I'll punch myself!
- Not only can I fix it, I'll make it faster! [Dubstep music]

[Wheels screech]

There you go.

The rocket van is now 100 times more rocket
-y.


- Wow.


- Come on! Let's deliver some dough, yo! [Engine starts]

[Jets firing]


- Just remember, go easy on the throttle!
- Got it.

Going full throttle.


- [Coughs]

So that's how burnt toast feels.

[Horn honking]

[Quacking]

All: [Quack]

Both: Whoa!
- Yeah! We'll break this record in no time.

Look how fast those deliveries are racking up.


- Yeah.

Too fast! [Both screaming]

[Ominous music]

[Suspenseful chord]


- I think we're out of gas.


- I think I'm out of clean underwear.

[Descending whistle]


- Hoo! That was awesome.


- Yeah, ketta.

You got any other unsafe ideas?
- I sure do! [Dubstep music]

[Wheels screech]

Gentlebaps, say hello to the 10,000 duckpower, turbo
-charged, high
-suction, diesel
-electric bread sprinklernator [Deep breath]

3,000!
- Just one question.

Wha?
- Trust me.

You'll loaf it.

[Upbeat music]


- We're gonna break our record for sure.


- Why break our record when we can shatter it? Lieutenant deuceski, increase the sprink
-tensity!
- Yippity
-yip! Uh, Booty kick! [Frantic music]

[Quacking]


- [Quacks angrily]


- Too much suckulation.

Turn it off!
- I'm trying, I'm trying.

Both: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [Quacks]

[Crash, glass breaks]

[Both grunting]


- [Sighs]

If we're gonna break our record, we need to move twice as fast.

[Wheels screech]


- Then you're gonna need twice the manpower.

[Dubstep music]

Allow me to introduce you to Sway3po and b2d2.

Both: Whoa!
- Your identical twin robot autopilots!
- Get some bread up in your beak.


- Yip, yip.

Both: Whoa!
- I programmed them to be exactly like you.

Watch.


- [Farts]


- Oh.

It's like looking in a mirror.


- Okay.

If you really are exactly like us, then what's rule number one of being a breadwinner?
- That is easy sauce.

Breadwinners always deliver.


- These guys rock!
- Yeah, boy.

All: P
-p
-p
-p
-party punch!
- Next delivery, 34 quackapoo road.


- At 59 degrees, north by northwest.


- Roger that.

[Upbeat rock]


- Wow! You guys are good.

And handsome, I might add.


- Attention, baps.

Deliveries ahead.

[Quacking]

[Quacking]


- The situation is under control.

You two can take a break now.


- Whoo
-hoo!
- Yeah!
- We're gonna break this record without even lifting a feather.


- Yip, yip! [Short
-circuiting]


- [Laughing]

All right! What do you wanna do first on our break?
- Uh, smell each other's armpits?
- Help me.


- Oh! On second thought, let's go back to delivering bread.

[Bots blip]

Hey, breadbots, we got bored in the back.

We'll take a turn up here.


- Not necessary.


- Wow! You guys are dedicated.


- Dedicated to replacing you.


- Say what now?
- You two are obsolete.


- Hey, stop using big words I don't understand, b2d2.


- Maybe you will understand this.

Booty kick!
- Hey! Let us out!
- We are trying to deliver bread up in here.

Be quiet.


- Yeah? Why don't you make us?
- Okay.

Initiate barrel roll.


- Wait! No! I take that back.

[Yipping, hollering]


- How many deliveries do we have left in order to break the record?
- Just one more.

Destination ketta.


- This is wrong.

We're the real breadwinners.

We gotta get outta here and break our record.


- Yeah! Rule number one don't say nothing about breadbots always deliver.


- It's time to kick some ro
-butt! Party punch!
- You going down, robo
-clowns.

[Thrilling music]


- Get over here.

[Vintage video game music]


- Egg blast!
- Egg blast!
- Shoe attack!
- Shoe attack.


- Booty kick! Booty kick! Booty kick! Booty kick! Booty, Booty, Booty! BootyKick.


- Booty kick.


- Hold up.

If we're all up here, then who's flying this thing?
- I don't know.

Nobody.

[Both screaming]

Breadbots: Frightened scream! [Wheels screech]


- Let me guess.

The robots tried to replace you.

IProbably should've mentioned that might happen.

Classic ketta.

Honk!
- Anything else you forgot to mention? [Robotic sounds]

Both: Initiating extermination mode.


- OhThere's that.

[Screaming]


- We can't beat them.

Fighting them is like fighting ourselves, except they never run out of Booty kicks.

[Deflating]


- Well, I did program them to be just like you.


- Yo
-reka! That's it! [Excited typing]


- Meh, we are receiving an order.

It's for one loaf of bubblegum rye to The center of that volcano.


- No way, that is quazy.


- Uh, uh, uh! Rule number one.


- Breadwinners always deliver.

Both: Breadwinners always deliver.

Breadwinners always deliver.

Breadwinners
- Wow.

It's so pretty.


- I believe this order is for you.


- Why, thanks, guys.

[Beeping]


- Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Record, you have been officially broken.

All: P
-p
-p
-p
-party Punch! [Heavy metal music]


- We're coming in hot!
- Oh, boy! [Wheels screech]


- SoWhat kinda bread should we mine today? Bubblegum rye? Ooh! Holy wheat? Candy cane multigrain? That bread over there covered in horrible gunk?
- [Gags]

Sick! That's major mold.


- [Heaving]

I think I'm gonna [Puking]


- Yo, let's ditch this nasty bread and mine some of the good stuff.


- Yip, yip.

[Both scream]

[Both scream]

[Both scream]

The mold! It's spreading like quazy!
- So not cool.

These bread mines are like our home.

They're our business.

And no one comes into our house and gets up in our business!
- So what do we do?
- I'm glad you axed.

[Both screaming]

[Both grunting]

[Both panting]


- Well, that worked not at all.


- Aw, crummers.

We're no match for this mold.

It's time to bust out the big buns.

Both: rub
-a
-dub
-dub, rub
-a
-dub
-do oh, mighty bread maker, we summon you
- Ooh, yeah! It is I, the breadmak
-
-
- yo! We got mold.


- Fix it now, please!
- Hmm.

I'm afraid this is not just mold, amigos.

It's chronic mold, and it will keep spreading through the bread mines until every last crumb of my righteous bread is destroyed.

Both: [Gasp]

No! Anything but that!
- If that happens there won't be any bread left to deliver to all the hungry beaks of the world.


- Yeah! Like my hungry beak.

I can't live without bread, especially not jelly
-filled alfalfa, or bubblegum rye.

Ooh, huckleberry spaghetti.

That stuff is great with the noodles and What were we talking about again?
- The mold, man.

It's gonna wipe out all the bread.

And without any bread to deliver, we'll have no purpose in life! No purpose!
- Oh, my bap, there's gotta be a way to stop it.

Tell us there's a way to stop it, bread maker! Tell us!
- There is only one way.

[Farts]

Hoo
-wah! [Grunting]

BeholdThe emerald loaf! Both: Whoa.


- It's beautiful.


- It's magical.


- Only the emerald loaf can rid these mines of the chronic mold.

But it can only be removed from that wall by true breadwinners.


- Well, not to brag, but I happen to come from a long line of breadwinners.

My parents were breadwinners.

My grandparents were breadwinners.

My great
-grandparents were breadwinners.

My great
-great
-grandparents were in the circus.

[Whispering]

We don't talk about them.

But my great
-great
-great
- grandparents, also breadwinners.


- And I'm a breadwinner too, first generation.


- Right on, little bros.

The fate of this entire crust
-aceous planet rests in your hands.

[Both gasp]

Good luck, my ducks.

And p.

S.

Don't blow it.


- [Sighs]

Piece of cake.

I just pull it out, do whatever you do, and bingo, mold
-o is gone
-o! [Spits]

[Struggling]


- Do it, do it, do it, sway d
-o I
-tT, yay!
- [Struggling]


- Get yourself together, bap.

Break time is over.

[Grunts]


- Oh, yeah! It's on!
- You can do it, don't you quit you can do it, yip, yip, yip yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip Goooooo
- [Grunts]


- Team.


- I don't get it.

I'm a true breadwinner, I
-
- I gotta be.


- Maybe the emerald loaf needs a more gentle approach.

Let me try a bit of the old bersukovich charm.

[Soft violin music]

More tea? So, emerald loaf, I'm so glad you could join me.

Don't tell the other loaves I said this, but you've got a great crust.

Do you work out? Hey! I've got a great idea.

Why don't you, like, come out of that silly wall for me? Aw, don't be shy.

I warmed up this chair just for you.

[Grunting]

Get out of that wall, you stupid loaf! Ooh! [Ominous music]


- No more loafing around, b.

The mold is spreading.

It's time to Both: L
-l
-l
-l
-level up! Bodybuilder ducks! [Hard rock music]


- Ha, ha! [Exhales]

Emerald loaf! You're coming out now! Ooh, ooh, ooh! [Grunting]


- Yeah! Come on, bap! You've got this.


- [Grunts]

I've got this!
- Are you a true breadwinner?
- I am [Grunts]

A true breadwinner! Ow! Gah! My arms.

L
-l
-lLevel down.


- [Farts]

Ah, bubble nuggets! That loaf just won't budge.


- Oh, it'll budge.

[Giggles]

We just need a little extra fire power.

[Hard rock music]

[Crazy laugh]

You're coming out now, emerald loaf.

Oh, yeah! [Engine revving]

[Glass breaking]

Ah, featherlicker.

[Splash]


- Are you sure this is a good idea?
- Ha, it's the greatest idea ever, my dear bap! [Crazed laugh]


- Swaysway, you're going quayquay!
- [Crazed laugh]

Quayquay.

[Laughing]

That's a good one.

You might wanna cover your ears.

What am I doing wrong? Why won't the emerald loaf come out?
- The bread maker said the emerald loaf can only be removed by true breadwinners.


- True breadwinners Breadwin
-ners Ners.

Ners! That's it! True breadwinners work together! My parents and grandparents had each other, and I've got you, buhdeuce!
- Aww.

You're making me blush.


- Okay, we're a team, and a team would grab hold of the loaf and pull it together, like this.


- Do you really think that would work?
- [Sighs]

I have no idea.

But we have to try! Come on, help me pull.

Whoo
-hoo
-hoo
-hoo!
- Yeah!
- Where the true breadwinners at? Right here, that's where!
- Okay, now what?
- Wait.

Oh, shh, shh, shh.

I hear something.


- [Roars]

Both: Ahhhh!
- [Chomping]


- Look at that thing eat! Both: eat! Eat! Eat! Eat that mold, you quazy beast! Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat that mold, bon appetit! Both: Whoa!
- The chronic mold is gone!
- About time! Now we can finally get back to doing what we do best
-
- shoving bread in our beaks.

[Chomping]

[Both sigh]


- Well done, breadheads.

You saved the planet, along with all my righteous bread.


- Aw, yeah! It's the yeast we could do, yo!
- You two truly are the truest of all true breadwinners.


- Yip, yip! True dat.


- True dat.

All: P
-p
-p
-p
-party punch!
- Until next time, amigos.

Peace! [Video game sounds]


- Welp, that all wrapped up rather nicely.

[Rumbling]


- [Growling]


- Uh, I think it's still hungry!
- Whoa! Emerald loaf, baby.

We're green ducks, not green mold!
- [Growling]


- Ahh! It can't tell the difference!
- Then there's only one thing left for a pair of true breadwinners to do in a situation like this.

Run! [Thrilling music]

Exploding barley bread! The emerald loaf doesn't stand a chance.

[Grunts]


- Still standing! [Screams]

And biting! Ahhh!
- [Panting]

Whoa! This oily oat bread should slow that thing's roll.

[Laughing]

Done and done!
- [Roaring]

Both: Whoa! The crystal crust cavern! [Ding]


- Hey, sway, check out my reflection.

Looking good.


- Reflection, huh? That's it! I know what to do!
- [Growling]


- [Whistles]

Yo, loaf! We're over here!
- Come and get us, crumb bag.


- [Growling]

Both: Psyyyyych!
- You want to eat us just because we're green like mold? Well, you know who else is green?
- You, big boy.

Check yourself out!
- [Snarling]


- Oh, yeah.

Go ahead, have a taste.


- Fresh pepper? Say when.


- [Slurping]

Ah! [Chomping]

[Burps]


- Hoo
-hoo! Take that, emerald loaf!
- You got served! To yourself! Ha, we served you to yourself.


- You helped us, magical emerald, but then you tried to destroy us.


- Don't worry, sway, it'll never hurt us again! Hoo
-wah! Ugh! Delivering bread in a rocket van my name is swaysway and this buhdeuce
- yip yip.


- Yeah.

Duck party! Get Jimmy quackers in here I'm a duck, he's a duck quack quack wiki
-quack quack a duck [scatting]

Both: rocket van