01x01 - Thug Loaf/ Mine All Mine

[bunniefuu]

[Ducks quack]

Both: buckle up, duckies 'cause we got a rocket van delivering bread flying quazy 'cause we can quazy [Ducks quack]

Quazy [Ducks quack]

Quazy 'cause we can

- Swaysway!

- Buhdeuce!

- Do a barrel roll, man! Both: Sweet! Buckle up, duckies, 'cause we got a rocket van delivering bread flying quazy 'cause we can Booty kick it, party punch it shake your feathers, make your pants dance

- Look out, we're gonna crash land! [Distant bass thuds]



- [Quacks]



- Whoo

-hoo! Look out, duck town! Rocket van comin' through!

- [Quacks]

[Quacks]



- Buhdeuce, are you ready to deliver some more of this beautiful bread?

- Yup yup.



- Then what's our next stop?

- 14th and chickwood.

An order for two loads of huckleberry spaghetti bread.



- Roger that! [Horn beeps]



- [Quacks]

Both: Whoo!

- Another satisfied customer.



- Next delivery.

One loaf of bubblegum rye.

Extra sprinkles.



- Approaching destination.

Hook shot!

- [Quacks]



- In yo beak!

- Oh, boy, we got a big one.

100 loaves of 47

-grain.

Daisy waddleton's tenth birthday party.



- Aw, b

-day bread comin' at ya! Release the loaves!

- Buh

-buh

-buh

-buh

-Booty kick! [Ducks quack]

[Ducks quack]

[Laughter]

Man, being a breadwinner is the best job ever!

- I will eat to that.



- All right, we've got 12 loaves of bread left.

Where to next?

- Buh, swaysway, I got some bad news.

We don't have any more orders.



- But then all that wonderful bread will go toWaste! [Both scream]

[expl*si*n]

This is awful.

Breadwinners are supposed to deliver all of their bread.

We still got 12 extra loaves left.



- Ugh, all that crusty, tender

-y goodness, wasted.



- All those tasty precious grains, squandered.



- But can't we just deliver them tomorrow?

- Naw, man.

Nobody wants day

-old bread.

[Both sigh]

[Alarm quacks]



- Holy guacamole, all right! We got another order!

- Ninja roll, cartwheel, somersault, flip! It's an order for a dozen loaves.



- Perfect!

- To the worst part of duck town.



- Wait, you mean

-

-

- the lower yeast side.

[Alarms blare]

[Screaming]

Nuh

-uh.

Count me out.



- But, dude, we're breadwinners.

This is what we born to do.

What's our motto?

- No matter the challenge, no matter what we always deliver and never give up

- I can't hear you.



- No matter the challenge, no matter what we always deliver and never give up

- Say it again!

- No matter the challenge, no matter what we always deliver and never give up And let's go do this thing right now!

- That's what I'm talking about! Both: Party punch! Pow!

- [Quacks]



- I changed my mind.

I wanna go home.



- Okay, we get in, we get out, and we'll be home before you know it.

Just don't make eye contact with anyone.



- Not making eye contact, not making eye contact, not making

-

-oof!

- [Quacks]



- [Yelps]



- I got ya.

[Doorbell rings]



- Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

[Doorbell rings]



- Open the door, please!

- Did you order a dozen loaves of bread?

- [Quacks]



- Whoo

-hoo! We did it!

- We delivered all the bread

- all the bread

- all the bread we found a new home both: for a dozen loaves of bread

- Speaking of home, we should probably be getting out of here.

Just have to find my keys.

[Laughs nervously]

Gotta be around here somewhere.

Nope.

Nope.



- Hurry up! We're sitting ducks out here.



- Nope.

No.

Huh, been looking for that.

[Horn honks]

I just realized where I left them.



- So you're telling me you locked the keys in the rocket van and now we're stuck in the lower yeast side with no way of getting home?

- Yep, pretty much.



- [Clears throat]

[Inhales]

[Screams]



- Wait, don't! The rocket van is equipped with a high tech security System.



- I'm getting out of here if I have to climb through that windo

-

- [screams]

[Woman screams]



- [Yells]

I thought you loved us, rocket van!

- Look on the bright side.

Things couldn't possibly get any worse.

[Motorcycles roar]

[Both gasp]



- Biker ducks!

- Quick, hide!

- [Quacks]

[Quacks]



- Those ducks are quazy.



- Quazy? Yes.

But if they can break into all of those vehicles, I bet they can help us break into the rocket van.



- But they won't help us.

Biker ducks only help other biker ducks.



- Right, which is why I have the perfect disguise.

Both: L

-l

-l

-l

-level up! Biker ducks!

- What up, my ducky ducks.



- [Quacks]



- I know, this is your turf.

My respect.



- [Quacks]



- Oh, boy.

We're goners.



- Hey, hey, look.

We're all biker ducks here.

We should team up and break into things.

Like that rocket van.



- [Quacks]



- Because it's filled to the brim with taste

-tacular bread.



- Yeah

-

-wait, no! Sway, we delivered all the brea

-

-

- shh, I think they're buying it.



- [Quacks]

[Quacking]

[Both yelp]

[All quack]



- [Chuckles]

Did I say it was filled with bread? I meant it was totally empty.

[Gasps]

Oh, no, not the ladle.



- Hey, let me through.

That's my buddy in there.

Swaysway, I'm coming! Whoa

-kay.

I'm coming in.

I'm in.

Whoa! I'm out!

- [Yelps]

Yikes! Okay, you want some of this? Yah! Ow! Oh, time out, time out.

I call time out.



- Whoa, I'm falling! Look out below!

- Good

-bye, cool world.



- [Screams]



- [Quacks]

[Both scream]



- Monster in the alley!

- [Quacks]

Both: Whoa.

[All quack]



- What are they saying?

- You defeated their leader, so now they're making you buhdeuce Von deuce bersukovich the first, their new leader.



- Me? Leader of the biker ducks?

- Yeah, man.

You'll get to ride a motorcycle.



- [Yelps]



- You'll meet lots of interesting ducks.



- [Screams]



- And you'll go places you've never gone before.



- [Screams]

I don't wanna be leader of the biker ducks.

Swaysway!

- Buhdeuce! Hold tight.



- It's no use.

Save yourself.

I'm toast.



- Uh

-uh.

Have you forgotten our motto?

- Um, yes?

- No matter the challenge, no matter what, we always deliver and?

- And?

- N

-n

-n?

- N

-n

-n

-n?

- N

-n

-n

-n

-n?

- N

-n

-n n

-n

-n? Both: NeVer?

- Guh.



- Guh?

- Gih.



- Gih.

Both: GiVe.



- Uh.



- Uh? Up! Never give up! Never give up!

- [Whispers]

Never give up.



- Let's ditch these biker ducks! Okay, listen up, you guys.

As your new leader, I order you to stand tall, look tough, and line up for a group photo.

Now back it up a little.

A little more.

Just a little bit more.

Now close your eyes.



- Three, two, run! Punch it!

- [Growls]

[Laughs]

We did it! We ditched the biker ducks.



- Yeah! We'll never see those mindless feather brains again.

[Laughter]

[Quacking]

Both: Did you

-

-was that

-

-

- oh, bubble nuggets.

Uh, hey, guys.

You're not mad about the whole us ditching you thing, are you?

- [Roars]

[Both scream]



- Monster from the alley! [Both scream]

If we don't think of something fast, they are totally gonna kick our Booty.



- Kick Booty? Ding! Booty kick! [Quacking]



- Yeah, buhdeuce! You saved us with your butt.



- My what?

- Your butt, your butt you saved us with your butt

- oh, my butt I saved us with my butt

- and thanks to your butt we ditched those biker ducks

- yeah, that's right Both: 'cause we never give up Whoo

-hoo

-hoo!

- Yeah! [Alarm clock beeping]



- That's the alarm going beep, beep, beep time to wakey wake, get on your feet

- Okay, I'm on my

-

- ugh! Face.



- What a great day to be a breadwinner whether you're an expert or a beginner

- Swaysway, a little help here.



- Down, down, down, two ducks goin' down into the bread mines deep underground

- are we there yet?

- no

- are we there yet?

- no

- are we there yet?

- nope

- are we there yet?

- Put on your hat and grab yo axe now off we go both: on the bread mine tracks

- [grunts]

[Tearing]

Oh, boy.

Wedgie in my butt crack.

[Alarm blares]



- [Over p.

A.

System]

Keep your hands in the cart at all times.

Remember, safety first in the bread mines.

Both: Yay! [Bones crack]

Ow.



- No rocks, no stones, no dirt, no granite just tons of bread make up this planet

- Mmm, this planet tastes good.

Nom, nom, nom.



- Jelly

-filled alfalfa

- rainbow confetti

- look up there both: huckleberry spaghetti

- holy wheat

- lumpernickel

- bubblegum rye so much bread

- buh, is that a monster eye?

- [Roars]

Both: Aahh! Wheee!

- We got no breaks

- we're going too fast

- hold on tight, we're gonna crash

- Buh [Groans]

Where are we?

- Somewhere between lost and totally lost.



- Aw, bubble nuggets! Now how are we gonna get home?

- Perhaps I can help.

Oh, yeah! Greetings, my aquatic bread

-loving friends.

Both: Whoa!

- Is it really you?

- We thought you were just a legend.



- It is I, the bread maker, the Baker of bread, yielder of yeast, and deliverer of dough.

But you can call me dude, man.



- Wow, dude

-man, what is this place?

- This is my man

-cave, where I make all the planet's bread.

Behold! Flour power! [Rock music]

Both: Whoa! Magic!

- I just have to say We are, like, your biggest fans.



- You're my hero.



- Thank you, swaysway and buhdeuce.



- He knows our names.

The bread maker knows our names.



- My mind is officially

-

- [expl*si*n]



- [Laughs]

Of course I know your names.

You two breadwinners are the last of your kind.

It's up to you to carry on the noble tradition of delivering my righteous bread.



- You can count on us, bread maker.



- [Muffled]

Yeah, you can count on us.



- Now then, it is time for you to go.

Open sesame seeds!

- But we don't want to go.



- Yeah, we want to stay here with you and make bread.



- Rise, my ducklings.

Rise like the yeast that inspires ye.

Both: Whoa, whoa! [Laughter]



- Oh, bread maker, will we ever see you again?

- You bet your buns.

Take this magic toaster.

By rubbing it, you can summon me at any time.



- Awesomeness!

- But remember Only use it in case of emergency.

Hasta

-LA

-yeast

-da.



- Good

-bye, bread maker.



- [Whispers]

We love you.



- I cannot believe we actually met the bread maker!

- He moved me with his mind, and I will never be the same.



- I know it's only been eight seconds since we saw him, and I don't know if this is weird, but I miss him.



- Let's call him up! [Brakes screech]



- Wait.

He said we could only use it in case of emergency.

But Why wait for a real emergency to find out if it works.



- We better test it now.

Both: rub

-a

-dub

-dub rub

-a

-dub

-doo oh, mighty bread maker we summon you

- greetings, bread heads.



- It totally works!

- Totally.



- What seems to be thy emergency?

- BuhMy shoelace is untied.



- Yeah, sure is good you got here before he tripped.



- Okay.

Shoelace, tie thyself! [Shimmering tone]

Farewell, again, my ducklings.



- Aww, I already miss him again.



- Ooh, yeah, that's the stuff.

[Beeping]

Ooh, bread beeper.

This must be important.



- Bread maker, are your pecs bigger or smaller than coconuts?

- Well, this is not an emergency, but Bigger.



- What? No way!

- Oh, yeah! [Shouting gibberish]



- No way!

- 4,006, 4,007.

[Beeping]

[Sighs]

Oh, here we go again.



- Bread maker, what's your favorite type of bread?

- I love all breads equally, man.

Peace.



- Bread maker, how did you get so cool?

- Can you do this?

- Where do you see yourself in five years?

- Do you poop?

- Of course I poop! Everybody poops!

- I knew it.



- [Sighs]

I bet it smells like freshly baked bread.



- Now look, guys, I am one busy hombre.

I can't be answering your calls every 10 seconds.



- How about every 15 seconds?

- No.

Now if you summon me one more time and it's not an emergency, I'm taking away the toaster.

Both: [Gasping]

No! Anything but that!

- Remember, emergencies only.



- You know that bread maker tastes pretty good.



- I still have so many questions for the bread maker.

Like, do you think his tights ever get itchy?

- I don't know.

Let's ask him.



- Dude, no!

- Dude, yes! [Overlapping shouting]



- [Gasps]

Both: [Gasping]

Noo!

- Our magic toaster!

- We have to go after it.



- Ooh! Ah

-ah!

- Ooh! Ah! [Both grunting]

Both: row, row, row your cart quickly down the stream

- of fire

- merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Both: merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a scream aahh!

- [Gasps]

Look!

- Well, looky here.



- Excuse me, lava mole.

That's actually our toaster.



- Oh, you want your toaster back, do you? Both: Yes, please.



- Well, you can't have it.

It's mine now.

Mine, all mine.

[Laughs wickedly]



- Why you gotta steal our toaster?

- Because! I've lived down here my whole life, and I'm sick of eating bread.

Bread! Bread! Bread! Bread! Now I can finally eat something completely different

-

- toast.

[Laughs]



- But

-

-but that's not just any toaster

-

- it's a magic toaster.



- Magic shmagic.

As long as it makes toast.

[Crunches]

Mmm Toast.

[Blissful music]



- Come on, now's our chance.

[Music stops]

[Roars]

Get back here, you lousy quackers! [Grunts]

[Shouts]

I'll teach you to take what I say is mine.



- Quick, it's really an emergency this time.

Summon the bread maker! Both: rub

-a

-dub

-dub rub

-a

-dub

-doo oh, mighty bread maker we summon you [beeping]



- Nah.



- Why isn't it working?

- I don't know.

Rub harder!

- [Growls]

[Both grunting]

[Beeping]



- I'm not listening.

[Both grunting]

[Beeping]



- Okay, okay! This better be good.



- [Growls]

Both: Aah!

- Mommy!

- [Cackling]

Prepare to be roast meat.



- I wouldn't do that if I were you, amigo.



- Huh? Both: The bread maker!

- Ooh, yeah [video game announcer]

Fight!

- Kick him right in the bread basket.



- You get him, bread maker.

[Video game announcer]

K.

O.

!

- Whoo

-hoo

-hoo!

- Yeah, bread maker!

- That's what I'm talkin' about!

- GiveMeMyToaster!

- This dude just won't quit.



- Remember, the best way to conquer your enemies is with loaf.

[Snaps fingers]



- [Gasps]

Mine, it's mine! All mine!

- Bread maker, you are the coolest guy on the planet.



- In the planet, amigo.

I'm the coolest guy in the planet.

[Laughter]

Yeah.



- So, do your tights ever get itchy?

- Whoo!

- r

-r

-r

-r

-rocket van delivering bread in a rocket van my name is swaysway and this buhdeuce

- yep yep.



- Yeah.

Duck party!

- Get Jimmy quackers in here I'm a duck, he's a duck quack quack wiki

-quack quack a duck [scatting]

All: rocket van