01x02 - Episode #1.2

[bunniefuu]

It's first time for me to come
to a steakhouse at 6 AM.

[For breakfast and
talking about the show]

It's a 24/7 restaurant.

My wife got me a new pair of shoes.

A birthday gift?

It's my birthday gift.

Chinese people like the red color.

To run across the continent.

[Wishing for a success]

Seunggi has a red one, too.

A fortune teller said
the red color is good for me.

He said this year is so-so,
but next year will be a success.

So I said, I have to join
the army next year.

He asked me to postpone it.

But I have to go.

Either a prison or the military.
Either one of them.

[Respect]

[Respect for witty remarks]

Please, teach me a lot.

Oh, bro.

[In need of a tutor for latest shows]

Just throw it out.

Real crazy adventure show
New Journey to the West

[Local resident who came earlier]

Seunggi is so entertaining.

We should learn a lot.

He makes a joke without hesitation.

It's hot.

Two, three.

Hurray!

We have to do this.

[Releved returner to a variety show]

We better talk about the show.

[Things to tell them]

[Pick who will be Sun Wukong
Where to go in China]

[What to do in China
About a dragon ball]

Hodong, please summarize
the Journey to the West.

Those who committed crimes.

Sorry?

Those who committed crimes.

[Interpretation]
Those who committed crimes.

I thought it was in Chinese.

[The Journey to the West is]
a story of criminals.

Did something.

What did they do?

Did what?

- Did what?
- Did something?

They met together.

They have a journey
to go to the west.

[Oh~ Way to go,
Hodong]

Some committed severe crimes.

Some did minor things.

[Looking the other side]

In the original version.

Sun Wukong made the
biggest crime.

We should pick Sun Wukong,
setting aside the other three.

Sun Wukong, drink.

Hold this.

Hold it.

Welcome, Sun Wukong.

I am not sure who would it be,
but Sun Wukong will have this.

[Special item]

[Gold crown]

[Shining in gold color]

[Must-have item for Sun Wukong
Special order-made]

- Pick Sun Wukong.
- I know the place you bought this.

They measured Sugeun's head size.

[Confirming the size]

They measured Sugeun's size.

Oh, my.

It fits so well.

There you go.

[You can't deny,
Sun Wukong]

Doesn't look good on me.

[Tight for Hodong]

Like a Roman emperor.

It feels so right on him.

[Sugeun is decided to be Sun Wukong]

You know what it is.

What is it?

[The crown has a hidden function]

This is the crown

to control Sun Wukong's
behaviors.

Can it be tightened?

We tried to use shape-memory alloy.

To make it possible to tighten.

But it cost like 1.3 billion won.

What's this?

This is a set.
It comes with the crown.

Electric shock?

No way.

On the shoulder.

Here, this spot.

- What's this?
- What is it?

You'll get shocked!

Hold on!

- The button will give him a shock.
- Really?

[Coming with the gold crown]

[Low-frequency therapeutic device]

[A safe therapeutic device
for massage of sore muscles]

[Made in USA]

[Tripitaka will have a remote control
to regulate the strength of frequency]

- Try once again.
- Don't.

Let's try to see if it works.

Oh, it works!

- Working?
- Nope.

Remote control's not working.

Surprised.

Oh, this.

[So powerful!]

It comes if I lift my hand!

[Relaxing massage]

Oh, I can feel.

It feels weird.
It gets stronger.

[Feels like the entire body shakes]

Tripitaka has the remote control.

Sure.

[Putting the remote control
in the center]

Who do you think should
play the role of Tripitaka?

Hard to decide.



[The most dangerous one got it]

Definitely not you.

You'll keep pushing it.

Tripitaka must lead us.

Let's pick Tripitaka in China.

Let's decide the person
through a simple game.

Do I have a chance?

- No.
- Okay.

Sun Wukong, confirmed.

Not qualified.

I heard we won't be criticized
as the show is aired online.

[No, of course you'll be criticized..]

- No?
- Can't understand.

Me neither.

We'll be criticized anyway whether
the show is online or on TV.

Will people download
the show to a CD?

[CDs are coming soon!]

[What they need to know
Where to go in China]

[Time to say this]

[Not interested]

You don't know where to go.

China.

What is important
is going to China.

Whether it is the east or the south,
it doesn't really matter.

I am curious of the weather.
Is it hot?

I checked this a few days ago.

Various types of weather
can be seen in China.

As it is vast.

It's called a 'weather market.'

[He never gives up the old habit]

So it may be cold
in some part of China.

No way.

- Not now.
- No cold for now?

No.

Only hot and hotter.

It's summer in China.

Isn't it cold
at the peak of a mountain?

Or, it will be the hottest.

It's close to the sun.

How can you have such an idea?

- Because it's close to the sun?
- Sure.

[The closer to the sun,
the hotter it is]

- What about permanent snow?
- That's why we have a volcano.

[Ah..
Why are you convinced?]

Then permanent snow
is on the ground?

Permanent snow is on the road?

- What's the permanent snow?
- It must be in the sea.

Tell me what the permanent snow is.

Let's stop.

What's the permanent snow?

Oh, you dumb-a*s.

Isn't it hot when it's high?

Let's say it is right.

Why is it cold when it is high?

- At higher altitudes.
- The temperature goes down, idiot.

At higher altitudes,
the temperature drops.

[Hodong says: It's cold
when temperature drops]

Great answer, it is.

As the temperature is low, it's cold.

What's the conclusion?

- It's hot on a peak.
- Let's say it's hot.

The closer to the sun, the hotter.

It will be damn hot
when we're on a plane.

AC is on in the plane!

If you turn it off,
it will be crazy hot.

- Oh, I see.
- You got it.

- The higher, the hotter.
- Sure.

Why do they keep AC on
while giving out blankets?

- That makes sense.
- Why?

They can turn it off.

But they keep AC on
and give blankets.

Because it's hot!

- It's amazingly convincing.
- Don't say this to others.

- Never.
- Brother.

If you're with strangers,
keep your mouth shut.

Where are we going?

[It's time to go]

Because of his nonsense.

I will explain about rules
while we're moving.

I learned Zhu Bajie
in Chinese.

What's that?

Wa Shi Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie.