01x07 - Episode #1.7

[bunniefuu]

[Forty-eight-year-old Hodong's
Big Challenge]

[Even Hodong can do it, Ep. 1!
Hamburger Takeout]

[Real Crazy Adventure Show
The New Journey to the West]

Carry out the penalty.
[The race is over]

Wear the innerwear and massager.
[Hodong gets the hot innerwear]

I think someone should
go get takeout for lunch.

Wukong.

Zhu Bajie?

[One of these two should do it]
Wukong.

Bajie knows food best.

Bring us lunch.

[Zhu Bajie will do it]

I have to wear this.
[Throwing a tantrum]

I have to wear this.
[Is that the real reason?]

[This strong guy's
leg is shaking]

Go before it gets hotter.

Where?

[A short-term memory loss?]
Get hamburgers.

What are you eating?

I have a headache.

I've never used my brain so much.
[Was he always this talkative?]

Same here.

You're trying to get out of this.

[Tripitaka won't hear it]

How about dinner?
[He's actually afraid]

[Ultimately...]
You said you were hungry.

You go.

You're talking to Tripitaka.

He can be the Tripitaka
after lunch.

Put the massager on him.

I'll go. I'll go.

You have to listen to Tripitaka.

[Tripitaka's right-hand man
gets the innerwear]

Here you go.

- I can wear it after lunch.
- Says who?

- Our leader.
- When?

[Murderous look]
Who's the leader?

- Our producer.
- He said you should wear it.

It will be like
riding a bicycle for hours.

- It'll be worse than that.
- Really?

The producer said after lunch.

- No.
- I didn't hear that.

[Real short-term memory loss]

Ask him.

- Should we hear it again?
- What?

Carry out the penalty.
Wear the innerwear!

Never mind.
[Giving up]

[Changing into the innerwear]

You look like a ballerino.

It's too small for me.

Varicose veins.

I can't pull it up.

The top was small too.
I stretched it.

The butt is too tight.
[About to burst]

[An incredible elasticity]
Stretch it.

[Looks like wine pork]
I can't.

It makes you look
more like Bajie.

Nice body.

- Just like Zhu Bajie.
- Looking good.

Limber Bajie.
[Incredible strength]

[#Chinese, Hodong knows four words]

[1. Wo yao: I want]

[2. Zhe ge: This]

[3. Si ge: Four]

[4. Gei wo: Give me]

Do I have to say 'gei wo'?

[Tripitaka corrects him]

[He has to get it wrapped]
They should wrap it.

Just say 'takeout'.

Come with me.

[Hodong goes on his first-ever errand]
Go by yourself.

It feels like 40 degrees
and I'm wearing this.

[Even Hodong can do it, Ep. 1!
Hamburger Takeout]

[His forehead is
practically a hot spring]

[Fast food place
Hodong's location, lodging]

[He isn't a loan shark]

[He's afraid of finding
the hamburger place]

[All the signs are in Chinese]

[The hamburger place is still far]

I found it.

[This place sells sandwiches]

[Pretending to be torn]
Safe food...

[He likes the phrase]
The public...

Looks good.
[Huh?]

[Hodong goes in
to test his Chinese!]

[I'm not here to collect money]

[Click, click, click, click, click
click, click, click, click, click]

[The sound of his mind
turning on and off]

'Ni hao'

[No one is taking his order]

[Heat + Nervousness =]

[Tension...!]

[Time to order]

'Zhe ge, zhe ge...'

'Yi... yi ge'
[=One]

'Size?'

[Doesn't understand]

'Next, that one...'

'Zhe ge... si ma!'
[=Four]

'Wo yao si ma!'


[Pathetic]

'Here's the menu.'

[New mission:
find the same picture]

[I want to help...!]

[uh, uh, uh...!]

'Yi, er, san, si ge!'
[Give me one, two, three, four!]

'Si ge gei wo.'
[Give me four]

What's cola in English?

Coke, coke.

Coke 'si ge'.
[Four cokes!]

[Checking his order]

[She starts making
two sandwiches]

[Perplexed]

[Confused because
she is only making two]

[Checking his order again]

[I know!]

[He wants to pay
and get over with it]

[But they won't take it]

[Finally hands him 100 yuan]

[His turn seems to be over]

'Xiexie'

[Four sandwiches are being made]

[This strong guy's legs
shake again]

[Phew...]

[He needs to say something more]



[They must think
he's eating them here]

[A new mission:
Talk with your body]

[Amazing way to express it]

[Answer! Take away?]

[Surprised
at his ability to guess]

[Belated]
Take out!

I forgot to say
I was going to take them.

'Duibuchi.'
[=Sorry]

[A big sigh]
Phew.

[His order is finally here...!]

[Checking]

[Thumbs up]

[Bajie wants to end
this challenge beautifully]

'May how yi tien'

What?
[Is it English?]

'Have a nice day!'

OK.
[It is English]

[Bajie did it!]

[Mismatched slippers]

[I'm so proud of myself]

Do you speak any Chinese?

- Not a word.
- Really?

[Even Hodong can do it]
How will you survive?

[Producer]
You look confident.

- Huh?
- You look confident.

A day's experience...

This is the first time
I actually got to use Chinese.

I was thrilled
when I understood something.

Even if it was a simple word.

'Big bro, you did good.'

[Showshow(?)
Show(?) burger, Show(?) burger]

Handmade!

Show burger?
This is just Subway.

She made it with her own hands!

It's just Subway.

- It's really delicious.
- Right?

I have a question.

How many times did you
run an errand for someone?

Less than ten, right?

- This is precious.
- I know. I'm surprised.

[Even Hodong can do it, Ep 1
The End!]