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01x13 - Episode #1.13

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "New Journey to the West". Aired: 8 April 2016 – 18 December 2020.*
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Inspired by the famous Chinese novel Journey to the West, in each season every cast member was dressed as a certain character and traveled to places on a mission to find mystical dragon ba*ls.

01x13 - Episode #1.13

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Wo e, wo e, wo e

Hungry, hungry, so hungry!

[Arriving at the restaurant]

[Can't even stand up]

["Beatifully Delicious!", near
the Terracotta Army]

[Real crazy adventure show,
The New Journey to the West]

[Camera's being set now.]

Not awkward anymore.
More and more like you.

[Gold crown's part of him now.]
Without this, awkward.

Take it off.

- It's tightened.
- Take it off.

It's loosened.

Something's missing.

[Seriously,
something's missing.]

You should wear a hairband
after coming back to Korea.

Na PD, something's missing in him
without the crown now.

I'll screw it to you.

Please, here on the back, too.
If I should keep wearing this.

Aren't you feeling good?
This is good for curing backache.

Excuse me, my back was fine.
But with this,

I feel a pain in my back.

I ordered 10 kinds of foods.
This place is good.

[Why? Distrust]

What did we order?

Just eat and do it.

And do something and sleep again.
[Easy to be deceived]

- [The first dish]
- What's this?

Fried potatoes.

[As a simple appetizer]

My favorite side dish.

My mom's cooked this frequently.

- It's served like a main dish.
- Finely sliced.

- I'll eat first.
- Sure.

- Cold or warm?
- Warm!

Just taste it.

- [Come here.]
- I said something's werid!

- What?
- See? I knew it! It was weird!

Let's play a simple game.

[Tightened mouth]

It's not just eating
and doing something.

Round 4, "Me or the staff,
who's gonna eat them?"

[Can't even open his eyes]

Do it once, and if you succeed,
you eat them all.

If you fail, these are ours.

A simple game.

Starting from Ji-won,


What's that?

I'm 1 and 7?

Figuring out about something.



The title is, "Brand Quiz."

- What?
- Brand Quiz?

For example, luxury brands,
one, two, three,

Prada.

One, two, three,

I can't come up with.

Like this.

For fried potatoes,
the main game starts!

Seven names
of fried chicken brands,

One, two, three,

Seven brand names
of fried chicken,

One, two, three,

[Fried chicken?]

[It's easy.]

One, two, three,

- Seven? Me saying the all?
- Wrong!

I name the seven names?

Hey, just do it!

Please, listen! You!

I mean, I name the seven?

He explained it before.

Staffs will eat this.
Thank you.

Director, sir.

Already explained.
You wasted time.

You don't understand?
We've done this!

I mean, why did he ask like that?

It's absurd.

"Say names of chicken brands."

Why didn't he ask me like this?

Why seven brands?

What's this?

[Meanwhile,
the second food's ready!]

[Hand-made spicy noodle]

Taste it.

It's bibim noodle.

Spread them, yeah.

[Tasting VS. Dining]

How's it?

Not bad, not bad.

Yummy.

Then, the second round,
starting from Ji-won.

Seven brand names of ramen.

One, two, three,

Shinramen.

One, two, three,

Samyangramen.

Ansungtangmen.

One, two, three,

Sweetmen.

Wrong!

What's that?

Sweetmen.

Wrong!

- What's that?
- Sweetmen?

What's Sweetmen?

I thought of three names.

Sweetmen, sounds greasy.

Enough.

I thought Ansungtangmen,
but he said it.

There're hundreds kinds of ramen.

Chamggaeramen.

Right.

They eat them so deliciously.
I hate to see it.

[We're not eating
them decliciously.]

[They're just delicious.]

[Pass]

[Nice catch]

[Hururuk]

[Zzab zzab]

[Pretty good]

I'm hungry, become sensitive.

Hodong, don't do it.
It's fine.

[The third dish's ready!]

We really should eat this.

This is fried noodle.

With potatoes.

[Fried potatoe noodle
with oyester sauce]

Isn't it the one made
with potato starch?

Hodong, taste the sauce.

[Allowed to taste the sauce]

For everyone.

- Everybody?
- Everybody.

From Ji-won.

Yep.

[What're you doing?]

Cheating.

No cheating.

No, I'm just thinking,
focusing on the game.

Not cheating.

Wait, where're you?

How can I cheat on?

With what?

With this? how?

I just concentrated on the game.

[Hungry pig is that much hungry.]

With this
for wrapping chopsticks?

So sensitive now.

He's said hungry over and over
for a long time.

Hungry, hungry, hungry!

Remember? With showing the white
part of his eyes. In Chinese.

Now! The easy one.

- Please.
- We should succeed this time.

I'll say one, two, three slowly.
You should eat at least one time.

Please.

Ji-won first?

- Su-geun?
- Me?

Again, seven names
of chicken brands.

One, two, three,

BBQ.

One, two, three,

Pelicana.

One, two, three,

Vons Chicken.

One, two, three,

Cultwo Chicken.

One, two, three,

Cultwo Chicken.

One, two, three,

Nene Chicken.

One, two, three,

Seasoned spicy chicken

One, two, three,

Seasoned spicy chicken

[Age doesn't matter!]

[Tripitaka holding Magic Stick]

Not menu, brand name!

- Not your favorite menu!
- Seriously!

Gosh.

Gosh.

[Just pretended to press it]

[Old-fashioned,
realisctic reaction]

- Why Seasoned spicy chicken?
- Frankly, I didn't know.

- I couldn't come up with one.
- Too many.

[So, instead of them,
staffs are eating away them.]

[Then, someown took the dish.]

[That's my precious noodles!]

Just one bite.
This is so delicious.

[Soothing the depressed Seunggi.]

Seasoned spicy chicken was
so funny.

The brand name is Seasoned Spicy
Chicken, sounds possible.

It's not a joke.

I'm so sorry.

It's difficult to say
brand names.

That is...

We don't need to say them,
usually.

[Seunggi's eyes
are filled with passion.]

Ribs, ribs,

[The fourth dish's ready.
The overwhelming figure.]

This is so...

It's like Pork Back-bone Stew.

Back Rib Stew.

Pork's back rib stew
with special sauce.

Really want this.

You know the answers.
Nothing's new.

Right.

Think of two or three names.

I just can't come up with them.

Names of domestic banks.

One, two, three,

Banks, banks.

KB Bank.

One, two, three,

Shinhan.

One, two, three,

KDB.

One, two, three,

Nonghyup.

One, two, three,

San-up Bank.

One, two, three.

I thought about that name, too!

One, two, three,

San-up Bank.

One, two, three,

San-up Bank.

I thought about that name, too!

I only had one name!

Because of him...

Woori Bank.

IBK Bank.

It's really because of Seunggi.

There're many things, Suhyup.

Suhyup, Nonghyup, like them.

- Right.
- Shinhyup.

I only had one name, KDB,
you said that name.

Hodong, come here.
Here's the start.

[4 fights 0 win 4 loses.
We should do something.]

Sorry.

[Send him to the seat for
"the worst player."]

[The fifth dish's ready!]

- Looks so delicious.
- Pork meat.

[Spicy rib stew with tomatoes
and potatoes]

This one would be funny.

What?

Seven names of tabacco brands.

[Who quitted smoking, smoker,
non-smoker, smoker]

Seven names of tabacco brands.

One, two, three,

Malboro.

One, two, three,

Diesel.

Gosh, Diesel.

I don't smoke.

- [Almost can't breath]
- This, I meant, This.

- This
- This, This.

I don't smoke.

Diesel's not for eating.
You'll die.

- Just a minute, Seunggi.
- Smoking break.

[A Bad brother tempting
a good little brother]

There're many.

[Hungry]

Next dish, please.

The next is eggs and tomatoes.

We ate this in the morning.

Eggs and tomatoes.

[Fried eggs and tomatoes]

We need rice.

- Then,
- Time, time, time.

Director, please watch there.

You know, I was an athelete before.

Don't take winning too seriously.
That'll spoil us.

Think we're not desperate.

O.K.

You first. You think like that.
You spoiled all.

Who's taking this to who?

[Puzzled]

In the beginning, you...

In the beginning, you...

I did in the beginning,
but after that, you.

Calm down.

Zhu Bajie, what's your name?

Hodong, it's o.k.

You changed orders, so taste it,
Hodong.

[Happy]
Zhu Bajie~

Taste is just an image.

Better here, right?

[Mysterious look]

I don't like this taste much.
Relax. Don't be desperate.

We ate this before,
so don't do our best.

Winning is a penalty.

We have rice with it.

Winning is a penalty?

[Getting mad]

You know I don't mean it!
Just think like that!

Be relaxed.

- Be relaxed.
- No burden.

Let's start.

Fight!

Concentrate!

Ji-won first?

- Easy one.
- Anything.

Go ahead.

Say seven names of sport brands.

One, two, three,

Arena.

One, two, three,

Rapido.

One, two, three,

Puma.

One, two, three,

Prospecs.

One, two, three,

Nicoboco.

One, two, three,

Spido.

One, two, three,

Nike.

- No burden.
- Check Nicoboco's still sold.

That's unfair.

That's too much!

How about my considerate answer?

We didn't say Nike and Adidas.

We did.

I thought Nike came earilier.

Rapido, speedo.

Nicoboco's still sold.

- Still producing!
- Still sold.

How about me this time?

The image of the strong man.

- Mental training.
- Domestic brand, Prospecs.

Ths is the least fabulous food.

We even ate this in the morning.

- We ate already.
- The cheapest one.

- Excuse me, we ate this.
- Anyway, enjoy it.

[With rice, the best!]

Um~

This is well seasoned.

Anyway,

I've never done this in my


A bit dizzy.

It's broadcasting, right?

The same staffs now.

All sane people.

We did that a lot,
during filming,

Nike!

- That means cut here!
- The signal.

The brand names we said are
just aired.

Nike! Adidas! Prospecs!
Not censored.

Seems like the next comes.

Go.

Oh, that's bid.

Ah, fried something again.

Getting closer to the end.

Can you change the dish?

[Fried egg rice]

There's no side dish.

Like potatoes.

It's rice. You want side dishe.

This time, with side dish.

The special side dish.

[That is...]

[The dragon ball!]

[Seunggi!]

Wow, seriously?

With this?

Seriously, let's do it.

[The dragon ball mission,
The brand quiz!]

Hodong, with passion.
Do it with this.

Don't it.

Not for eating.

[A single-round match]

[For the dragon ball!]

[The question is...!]

Say seven brand names
of domestic cars.

One, two, three,

Say seven brand names
of domestic cars.

One, two, three,

K7.

[He said K7.]

[K7 is medium sized sedan
made by Kia Motos.]

[The thing is, there're sister
products like K3, K5, K9!]

One, two, three!

K7.

One, two, three!

K5.

One, two, three,

K5.

One, two, three,

Verna.

One, two, three,

Sonata.

One, two, three,

Santafe.

One, two, three,

Avante.

One, two, three,

[And this crazy person's
final answer is...]

K3.

Yes!

[Of course, the final answer is
K serious.]

[He's crazy, but genius.]

Sonata 1,2,3 are all different.

They made a mistake.

Starting with K was good, right?

K, right.

We won thanks to him.

Really, without K serious...

- Santafe.
- Grandeur.

Take this,
and give us all the foods.

[Seal's applause]

Frankly, I think it's not bad.

What? All the foods?

All the foods we saw.

I want fried potatoes so much.

Keep it, anyway.

So funny.
Eat first. Eat, eat.

What's the next?

Ji-won did great.

K series.

The great side dish.

[Best with fried rice]

Really?

Seunggi, try one bite.

Tripitaka, try this.

You're Tripitaka, so.

The side dish.

[Tripitaka tastes it
as a representative]

Go, just go.

For side dish.

Simple one.

Seven brand names of icecream!

One, two, three,

Candy Bar.

One, two, three,

Bbongdda.

One, two, three,

Amatna.

One, two, three,

Jaws Bar.

One, two, three,

Pig Bar.

One, two, three,

Watermelon Bar.

One, two, three,

Screw Bar.

Watermelon Bar.

One, two, three,

Screw Bar.

Screw Bar.

Screw Bar.

[Ceremony]

Amatna.

- Bbongdda was fresh, right?
- It did.

What's Bbongdda?

Remove the cap bbong! Like this.
And eat.

Looks like Polapo.

Is that Bbongdda?

Like this.

Surprised, huh?

I mean, the name is Bbongdda?

- Enjoy the meal.
- Let's eat.

- [After the long struggle]
- The name is Bbongdda?

Quite simple, but...

Wow, Bbongdda.

Never thought about that.

So yummy.

Pepper's so spicy.

Screw Bar,
in that four syllables,

There was all kinds of joy.

The tone's so great.
Screw Bar~

[He's enjoying the dishes,
of course.]

[And it looks like others
enjoy them, too.]

[Acquiring both the meal
and the dragone ball]

Screw Bar~

The rhythm was so great.

Really great.

Now, icecream?

Screw Bar~

You're from Chungcheong province?

Yeah, I learn dialec...