01x17 - Episode #1.17

[bunniefuu]

Schedule?

[Today's schedule?]

You'll check out
from the guesthouse

and go stay at a residence.

So it's an upgrade.

[The Bell Tower.]

[Leaving where they stayed
for 2 nights and 3 days]

[with plans to stay
at the city center.]

[The bell tower at Xian's center.]

[The accommodation
is right behind it.]

[Right in center.]

[Large room,
clean facilities, A+ Ratings]

[All equipped with
latest conveniences.]

It's better than here,
but also cheap.

Good facilities and economic.

It's close by,
not far from here.

Just walking there
wouldn't be fun,

so on your way there

we'll give each of you
a mission at random.

Dragonball for
every mission success.

On our walk there?

Today, we'll release
the dragon ba*ls.

If you fail, none.

If we succeed,
we'll have six in total.

No...
Yeah, six.

[Barely two so far!]

If you all succeed,
you'll have six in total.

Awesome.

Let's do this.

Let's breeze through them.

[But few moments later.]

In 60 seconds?!
That's impossible.

They wanted us to fail
and we did.

I'm re... refreshed.
[I'm so cool.]

Not washed and stuff.

Real Crazy Adventure Show
New Journey to the West.

[Catch me if you can.]

Isn't this a scarf?

[Tripitaka and
his monsters head out]

Let's go.

We're heading off now.

First mission's from the start.

First up is

Lee Sugeun.

Good, good.

Your mission is

a speed quiz.

We're doomed.

I can do it.

I practiced during my break.

The one who answers is

[Guesthouse staff,
Wang Shuwang.]

You can stand over here.

[A native Chinese.]

- Wang.
- Shuwang.

Wang Shuwang.

I'm able to speak?

No Chinese or English.

[Sun Wukong
searching on his phone.]

[Fan.]

Wang Shuwang.

Fan.

Warming up to her with a
present from Seunggi's fan.

[Shaving gag.]

[Friendly mood.]

Let's do well!
Jia you.

Where are the missions?

We'll give them to you.

Wait.

If he explains and
let's say she gets it right.

For instance, elephant.

- She'll answer in Chinese.
- We have an interpreter.

So just needs to get it right?

Okay, I understand.

Ready?

Go.

Okay.

Bruce Lee.

[Picking his teeth.]

[Chow Yun Fat.]

[Whips open coat.]

[Chews on toothpick.]

Chinese, Chinese actor.

Similar guy, I mean...

Sunglasses.

Chow Yun Fat.

Me, me, me.

Sun Wukong.

[Pig nose, oink oink.]

Zhu Bajie.

[Zhu Bajie likes it.]

Who's this?

[World famous Chinese swimmer.]

Chinese star, swimming.

Sun Yang.

[Getting answers fast on track.]

The forbidden city.

Money, money.

[Pronounced same as money]

[Very big.]

[Something grand.]

[Walking out with style.]

[Sighs.]

Skip.

[Now the Great Wall of China.]

It's in China.

These stuff, streched out.

Palace walls.

Correct.

It's on a stick.

Lam skewers, Tsingtao.

[Drink]

[Stick them on.]

[Eat.]

Tsingtao, cheers.

[What in the world?]

Tsingtao, cheers.

[2 mins pass in laughter.
Mission failed.]

[Game's finished,
but continued for fun.]

Growl, growl.
K-pop idol.

Growl, growl, yeah.

[Knows only this part.]

Forget it.

Not sure what to do.

Drunken Master.

[It's like watching a circus.]

[Jackie Chan.]

Last, last.

From that star.

Tada, land.

My love.

Gymnastics.

Kim Soo Hyun, title.

[Not gymnastics?]

Skip.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Super Junior.

How many?

You did well.

It took you 210 secs.

[Applause for Wang Shuwang.]

You did well,
like a champion.

I was impressed.

This isn't skewered lamb?

I've never had it.

How do you eat it?

Was I doing it right?
This is how?

Cuz I don't drink much.

[Anyways, first mission failed.]

[Zhu Bajie.]

[Getting ready
for an eating challenge.]

- That's not coffee, right?
- Nice cold drink.

It's got ice.

[Getting real prepared.]

I think it's over here.

[Bank again?]

[Zhu Bajie]
What's self-service banking?

Auto banking stuff.

Self banking.

Without help this time.

Withdraw the amount
I tell you in 60 secs.

Withdraw 300 Yuan.

Hodong, you can start.

[Starts off without help.]

Jia you.

[Heads out with energy.]

Look at his calves.

[Bank over here.]

[Zhu Bajie, no idea where it is.]

The sign's right there.

He worries me.

Ready, start.

[First inserts card.]

[First challenge,
only two buttons.]

[Continue]
[Return card]

[Picks red button.]

[Returns card.]

[Then go with black?]

Not stupid, chooses black.

Hurry, hurry.

[Second challenge,
choose the service.]

[Third challenge,
four to choose from.]

[Balance, receipt]
[Deposit, back.]

[Machine's for
updating bankbooks.]

[Pressing whatever.]

[Pick either one.]

[Back to second challenge.]

[Stamping due to anxiety.]

[Swing and miss.]

[Balance.]
[This gets him nowhere.]

[While Zhu Bajie gets lost]

Countdown.



[Presses return card again.]

[Anxious sound.]

Time's up.

[Zhu Bajie, speeds to failure.]

[Forsaken in regret.]

Hodong, come out.

Shouldn't he be out by now?

A minute's gone by,
so why isn't he coming?

He may be trying to
cut a deal with complaints.

All that old stuff.

Yeah, what he did before.

You didn't tell me the password.

I gave it to you.

I need the password.

I didn't have it.

You didn't know the password?

It didn't work cuz
you never gave it to me.

Then it's...

Mission failed!

Still inside means he failed.

Shouldn't we go and stop him?

If he shows and says an excuse,

we can say, let's get moving.

[But he doesn't know
when to give up.]

[Why never press this?]

That means money, so yes.

Okay, next step now.

Then...

This means to go back.

[He finds himself]

[drawn to the return card button.]

[Please take your card.]

The red ejects the card.

[Card, help me.]

[Laughs about himself.]

[Long wait for his return.]

Don't they arrest people
when they remain too long?

That could happen.

Zhu Bajie let out.

Did you get it?

[Money withdrawn with help.]

Nice work.

At least you tried.

But we didn't really
expect you to succeed.

It's not possible within 60 secs.

Yeah, you're right.

You've no regrets?

What?

- No regrets?
- None, whatsoever.

Cuz I would if I could,

but it just won't work.

Why give such a mission
for 60 secs?

It just won't work.

They wanted us to fail
and we did.

It could never work.

[Learned that what would
never work, never works.]

It just won't.

[Dragon ball release,
current score zero.]

[Sha Wujing.]

[And Tripitaka,
always getting his way.]

[Squad's easy entry.]

[The third challenge takes place]

- We were here our first day.
- Yeah, we ate here.

[at Xian's hot place,
the bell tower.]

Okay.

[Pay attention.]

Okay, we're all here.

[While trying to
explain the mission,]

[someone joins the group.]

[Doing the mission together?]

I guess he'll join us.

This time, Eun Jiwon.

[Who's that guy?]

Jiwon.

[Who is he]

[and why is he there listening?]

[Jiwon approaches slowly.]

What is he saying?

Turns out he was
just a curious bystander.

Are you friends?

I thought he was gonna join

and do the mission together.

- Jiwon.
- Okay, Jiwon.

Your mission's very simple.

You need to take a photo
with this phone.

Photo of you
and two other Chinese.

The three of you
will do a jump shot.

Starting now,
I'll give you 5 mins.

[This man on his way.]

[The cool guy who
approached just before.]

[Photo?]

[With us?]

- Okay.
- Can you take our photo?

[Take our photo.]

It's jump shot.

Take consecutive photos.

Consecutive, consecutive.

Jump.

Jump, 1 2 3 jump.

Okay?

[Never taking his hand
off his waist.]

[See here.]



[Asks the chic lady to sh**t
on a count of three.]



[Nods.]



Jump.

[Photo a success?]

No, no, no.

[Director Zhu Bajie
saying no good.]

[Fold legs this way.]

[Cute.]

[Jump this high.]



[Jumping hard.]

[Hand on waist intact.]

[Working really hard...]

[Shouting jump at the bell tower.]

[Even the chic lady
who shouts 1 2 3]

is having fun.]

[Adding a shy victory sign.]

Got it?

[All three checking the photo.]

Got it.

Okay, thank you.

Check with him first.

[Director Na takes a look.]

[If you look closely...]

[Slightly jumped.]

He managed to jump.

[Jiwon succeeds.]

Thank you.

We should do these missions.

I casted him.

Didn't you see him join us?

He's taking off
after the mission.

Nice work.

Body language seems
to get through.

Find the dragon ba*ls.

Our third.

[Secured the third dragon ball.]

[But seeing this mission.]

- Look at the shape.
- It's pretty.

[Seeing how it was quite easy.]

[We became dubious of laughter.]

Let's have Seunggi do the last mission.

Good, good.

What is it?

How about five people
including Seunggi?

Jump shot?

Five people?

We actually had
another mission prepared.

Okay, okay.

I think I can do it.

[Seunggi showing confidence.]

[We had taken it lightly.]

[That he was an emperor
long, long ago.]

Seunggi.

[All over Xian,]

[he was an adored superstar.]

Thank you.

How grateful they recognize me.

[With character
appreciating others.]

Five?
Me included?

Five including you.

Okay, start.

Hurry, run.

Wait.

[Keeping his cool to
find his photo members.]

The kids, kids.

[Approaches kids.]

Can you take a pic with me?

[Asks the kids for pictures.]

Picture? Okay.

No, not yours.

With this, the five of us.

Wait.

[Need to select members.]

No, no, no.

Me?



Okay, okay.

Someone use this
to take our picture.

With this, with this.

Then, 1 2 3 jump.

Okay.



Okay.

All practicing for the jump.

You got six, take one out.

Who's that girl?

You got one more behind you.

What, what, what?

- Take one out.
- One out.

Okay.



I'll take a look.

We're not jumping.

Two kids aren't jumping.

[Already became
Seunggi's support team.]

This woudl work.

I think I can do a hundred.





Got it.

Got it, got it?

[Captured an energetic
jump shot.]

Oh, we got it.

Okay, right?.

[Amazed by what happened.]

Success.

Success.

Simple.

Good, good.

Day of dragon ball release,
total of four.

Dragon ball.

Thank you.

Dragon ball.

- Zhu Bajie.
- Four dragaon ba*ls.

Why are you carrying
them all casual?

[Take this.]

Let's get them all.

I've never seen anyone
cook ramen like this before.