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Empire Waist (2024)

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Empire Waist (2024)

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(LIGHT BULB HUMMING)

(MATCH STRIKING)

(PENSIVE MUSIC)

(PAPER RUSTLING)

(JUMP ROPE THWACKING)

(THWACKING CONTINUES)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

BOY:

Look at her bounce.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

BOY:

Hey, Chuck E. Cheese!

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

LENORE:If you could have

any superpower in the world,

what would it be?

Flight? Super strength?

Invisibility?

Turns out making yourself

invisible isn't that hard.

First, you need camouflage.

Wear all black and you're

basically a human shadow.

And when it comes to eye

contact, don't make any.

Keep your head down with a hobby

that looks like schoolwork.

And most importantly,

avoid people in general.

Full fat yogurt,

Honor? Really?

My mom packed my lunch!

I'll find a new mom.

Yeah, thank you.

LENORE:They can't hurt you

if they can't see you.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

LENORE:Unfortunately,

you can't avoid all people,

like your workout

obsessed mother.

Hi, honey. Woo!

LENORE:Or your sedentary father

hiding snacks from that mother.

Oh, hey.

Fixing this light again.

Got any homework?

Okay, see you!

Love you, hon!

LENORE:

And that's it,

one more day of invisibility

in the books.

And the rest of

the day is yours.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

()

Make it rain, make it rain

I don't care 'cause

it's all the same

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

LENORE:

But no matter how hard you try,

some things are too beautiful

to stay tucked away.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

MS. HALL:

Lenore?

Lenore?

Lenore!

Do you have a partner?

For what?

Everyone's pairing up

for presentations.

Stick with me, okay?

All right,

I need a group of three.

This isn't difficult, folks.

I can just work by myself.

(DOOR CREAKING)

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

MS. HALL: Nice of you

to join us, Kayla.

God, the pleasure's

all mine, Ms. Hall!

You do know that

attendance isn't optional.

You know me, more of a special

appearances type of gal.

You want to make a special

appearance at graduation?

Yes.

Then you need to complete

the group project.

You're working with Lenore.

Who?

Oh, that Lenore.

Hey, girl!

Have you been

in this class all year?

How could you miss her?

(CHUCKLES)

You two will be presenting

on the migration

pattern of blue whales.

(STUDENTS SNICKERING)

That's enough!

You know what, there are plenty

of other topics to cover,

so we'll just pick another one.

Why?

Whales are majestic creatures,

kings and queens of the sea.

I want to do our presentation

on whales.

Okay.

This is going to be

the best presentation

you've ever seen, Ms. Hall.

All right, Kayla.

You'll be talking

about it for years.

(CHUCKLES) Just make sure that

you include your partner

in this presentation

of the decade.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

So.

Should we meet up after school?

Your house?

Okay, bye!

You paired me with Lenore?

She's creepy quiet.

MS. HALL:

She's shy, okay?

And there's nothing

wrong with being quiet.

My grandmama says that we

can never trust the quiet ones.

Your grandma learned English

watching Mime or m*rder*r.

ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)

He escaped on the elevator,

but there was no elevator!

(MAN SCREAMING ON TV)

Doesn't mean she's wrong.

Kayla, this is your

third time taking my class.

I thought you said you

loved having me in your class.

The first time, yeah.

But I don't want to

fail you a third time.

I know it's been a hard few

years for you and your family.

That kind of loss, I can't even-

No.

It's okay.

I'll pair up with Lenore.

But if I get m*rder*d,

you'll have to tell my grandmama

I told you so.

You're not going

to get m*rder*d!

Oh god, please don't

get m*rder*d.

Your mystery friend will not be

able to resist

my 12 grain smoothie,

because I won't let her.

(BLENDER WHIRRING)

She's not my friend,

we're just working on

a school project together.

I need you to not be weird.

(SCOFFS)

I'm not weird.

I believe the politically

correct term is quirky.

Oh, I'm designing a logo

for a cruise company.

I'm trying to get inspired.

Dad, can you please not

be quirky in front of Kayla?

I'll have you know that

this quirky guy's side hustle

inspired you to design

clothing, young lady.

Honey, I love you,

but you screen print punny

T-shirts in the basement.

These punny T-shirts

are going to put

Lenore through college.

Really?

Well, that and my full-time job,

and your full-time job.

Okay, I need a taste tester.

Pass.

Come on, you don't know

what you're missing.

This smoothie will

boost your metabolism

and has a day's worth

of grains in one glass.

And tastes like

a rabbit threw up.

I thought I said

that in my head.

(doorbell rings)

- I'll get it.

- LENORE: Wait, Mom!

- RACHEL: Yeah?

- LENORE: Hold on! Stop!

Hi, is Lenore home?

- Yes, and you must be...

- This is Kayla.

My god, she speaks.

Hello, partner.

Come in.

So many colors.

MARK:

Ahoy there, Kayla.

Lenore, who is

Captain Jamba Juice

and what is he

doing in your home?

Dad, we talked about this.

I'm just being polite.

Avast, ye matey!

(CHUCKLES)

Welcome.

Yeah, okay, that's

not going to work.

(TYPING ON LAPTOP)

(KAYLA SIGHS)

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

Wow.

You really like dolls.

- What?

- Dolls.

They're everywhere.

Oh, yeah.

Do you collect them or

make them talk to each other?

I don't make them

talk to each other.

Okay, I wasn't judging,

I just think it would be

really cool if that was

the way that you communicated.

I don't use dolls

to communicate.

Obviously not.

Look at us,

talking like old friends.

Speaking of things you

would give old friends,

do you have any snacks?

You want my mom's

12 grain smoothie?

My max is 10.

(plastic rustling)

KAYLA: My sneaky hero.

What else you got?

- Nothing.

- KAYLA: That good, huh?

Kayla, there's nothing.

I don't have any more snacks.

Lenore, we're biology partners.

No secrets here!

(ENCHANTING MUSIC)

Where did you get all of these?

Nowhere.

- You stole them!

- What?

Yeah, no wonder you don't talk.

Scared of being identified

in this fashion smuggling

ring you've got going on.

Kayla!

There was an unmarked van

out front when I got here.

Do you think that

they're watching your house?

What?

Off the record, I would

make a great accomplice.

I made them, okay?

You made them?

Yeah.

How can you make all these

clothes and dress like...

Okay, don't take

this the wrong way,

but you kind of dress like

a widowed mall walker.

How can I not take

that the wrong way?

It's constructive criticism.

Whenever I see you wearing

your grief tracksuit,

I can't help but

picture an old woman

stress walking

through the food court

trying to forget the beau

that she lost at sea.

Who taught you how to

do all this, anyway?

My dad.

Skipper?

Yeah, he's a graphic designer,

so he taught me

how to make outfits

for my paper dolls

when I was a kid.

I got pretty obsessed,

so he got me a sewing machine,

and I kind of figured

it out on my own.

You definitely did.

Why don't you wear them?

My clothes are fine.

Well, mine aren't.

They never have anything

I want in my size.

But if I could wear

something like this,

something that

fits and looks good

and has enough wiggle

room for my ma'ams.

Ma'ams?

It's what I call my boobs.

(CHUCKLES)

Lenore, can you make me a dress?

Why?

Why not?

You have all these

beautiful clothes

just sitting in your closet.

Why not make one for me?

I've never made clothes

for someone else before.

Lenore, please, please, please!

- No!

- Do I have to get on my knees?

What? Oh my god.

Please, please, please,

please, please, please!

Fine!

I will make you one dress.

I knew you'd say yes.

Would you have let me say no?

Absolutely not,

but it's about making you

feel like there's an option.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

So, I like the waist on this

one and the train on this one.

Seriously?

You're right, a full

train might be too much.

And I want to look

glamorous, you know?

My grandmama is obsessed

with old Hollywood films

and crime dramas.

I want to look drop

dead, but not dead dead.

This really couldn't wait?

And I don't want, like, sleeves,

but I don't want it

to be strapless, you know?

Okay, that sounds

like off the shoulder

with a sweetheart neckline.

Just when I thought

you couldn't take up

any more space, Kayla.

(KAYLA GASPS)

Is that a fat joke?

Am I fat?

Why didn't you tell me?

(CHUCKLES)

(FOOT THUDDING)

- Sorry.

- I feel sorry for you.

Break up with her already.

SYLVIE:

Kyle!

I'll see you later.

Where were we?

Too ketchup-y.

Too Muppet-y.

Uh-huh, too perfect.

My god, babe, don't

smile like that.

Oh my god!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I got a good, good feeling

I love her dress!

No you don't.

I got a good, good feeling,

a good, good feeling

- Kayla looks good.

- Ew!

Kyle, disgusting.

It's a miracle.

Kayla finally found a store

that stocks her size.

Actually,

a friend made it for me.

It's couture.

Your friend's a designer?

Lenore Miller.

She's going to be

so big one day.

If Lenore Miller

gets any bigger,

she won't fit

through the doorway.

(LOCKER THUDS)

Make all the fat jokes

you want about me, Sylvie,

but leave Lenore alone.

Whatever.

HONOR:

Hi!

Do you think that Lenore

can make me a dress?

Like, very, very secretly?

I'm her muse, not her manager.

Ask her.

-Okay, so where is she?

She's in...

(OMINOUS MUSIC)

(CAMERA SNAPS)

Whenever you're ready.

Blue whales can be up to...

100 feet long and 180 tons,

making them the largest and

heaviest living animal today.

Ms. Hall, does this

presentation

count as whale watching?

MS. HALL:

Hey, knock it off!

You know what my favorite thing

about blue whales is, Lenore?

No.

Blue whales are big.

That means they can crush you,

and they wouldn't even notice

because they're too busy

living their fabulous

deep sea lives

to even notice their

inconsequential haters!

- Haters?

- She means predators.

I meant what I said.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

Well, that was illuminating.

Thank you, ladies.

I didn't know you were

such a whale advocate.

I'm not, but we've

got to stick together.

However, whales are

majestic creatures,

like me in this dress.

I'm glad you like it.

I love it.

(MS. HALL SNIFFLING)

I was going to come yell at you

about that Wikipedia-a*s

presentation, but oh my god!

Oh my god, I made a friendship!

- Lunch?

- Sure.

So, for my next outfit,

I was thinking we

could do something-

Next outfit?

Girl, we're just

getting started.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

()

Baby I ain't got the time

To try and be

the perfect size

So what you see is

what you're gonna get

You say you ain't

got the time

To toe along

the perfect line

So what I see is

what I'm gonna get

Sit into that backbeat,

end up in a backseat

Let your bodies

lose control

All you gotta do,

all you gotta do

Keep it groovy, baby

Keep it, keep it groovy

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

- KAYLA: Don't say no yet.

- LENORE: No!

Sorry, reflex.

What is it?

The Fashion Institute's

New Designer Showcase.

What about it?

So designers from all

over the country enter,

and if you get in,

you can show your designs off

to buyers and

judges and everyone.

I know what it is.

Everyone in fashion follows

the FINDS competition,

but what does it

have to do with me?

You should enter.

(LENORE LAUGHS)

You're not laughing.

You entering the FINDS

competition isn't a joke.

You must have thought of it.

I mean, sure. Someday.

Why not today?

Because I'm not a real designer.

So what have I been wearing?

Have I been roaming

the streets naked?

Nobody is naked.

No one is naked.

Can you please not

shout about being naked?

Only if you convince

Lenore to apply to this.

Oh, oh, you have to do this.

You could get other kids

from the school involved,

and it would mean

more friendships!

And the winner gets to

show off their designs

at New York Fashion Week.

This could legit make you.

All you need are

four design sketches,

photos of the finished outfits,

and a personal statement.

We got this. I'll organize

the photo sh**t.

You two tackle that

personal statement.

We'll make the judges weep.

- That's my girl!

- I haven't said yes!

I have to think about it, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay.

(school bell ringing)

You said you'd give

me space to decide.

I am giving you space to decide.

But since we're on the topic

that you brought up,

why won't you say yes?

Because I just started making

clothes for other people.

They only accept three

designers a year,

so there is no way that

I'm going to get in, okay?

TYLER:

Almost got it? Nope?

Aw, is mama's girl gonna cry?

Mommy's little girl! Hey, hey!

Too late!

MARCY:

Hey!

Leave Diamond alone.

What are you going to do

about it, cr*pple?

Don't call her that, dude.

Someone might record it and

you won't get into college.

MARCY:

Here's the deal.

My wheelchair goes

10 miles per hour.

Your crotch is right

at punching level,

and I have incredible aim.

And we all know you only

have one ball, Tyler.

No, see, no, that's not true.

Yes it is, dude.

There's no shame.

I just gotta know, are you

ready to lose the other one?

Three.

Two.

One.

(Kayla laughing)

That was amazing!

You just made a senior cry.

Um, thanks.

You okay?

She in shock?

Diamond doesn't talk much.

Is she slow?

She's shy, and brilliant.

Stanford's physics

department has been trying

to recruit her

since the 8th grade.

- (BOTH) Damn.

- TINA: Are they gone?

No thanks to you, Tina.

You know I'm not

allowed to fight.

- Why?

- Who'd you beat up?

Myself, mostly.

I move through this world

like a drunk baby giraffe.

Hi!

(GRUNTS)

Aw.

I don't got it!

Why were they calling

you a mama's girl?

Wow, you really just

gave that to them, huh?

Hey, it's not Diamond's fault.

She can only wear kids' clothes.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

MARCY: Okay, so let me

get this straight.

You're entering a

fashion competition.

You want us to be your models.

- Yes.

- If we do it.

But we're not models.

Do I look like a typical

fashion model to you?

Lenore will work

her fashion magic.

Actually, I take very

specific measurements

and tailor everything

to your body.

Like I said, magic,

and she'll make your

dream outfit come true.

Marcy, if you could have

any outfit in the world,

what would it be?

A pair of jeans

that actually fit.

I'm talking dream outfit.

So am I.

Sorry.

It's fine.

I do have a dream outfit,

I just seriously doubt you

could do it, no offense.

Try me.

Okay, I want a suit.

A jade green suit,

perfectly tailored to me.

I want to look and feel so

good that the girls here

finally see me the

way I see myself.

Which is?

A future q*eer icon.

Okay, I see that.

But I totally

understand if you can't.

I can do that.

Really?

Yeah, I mean, we probably

won't get into the competition,

but at least you all will have

clothes you actually love.

What do you think?

- We're in.

- They're in!

They're in!

(SCREAMS)

I am so invested, you guys.

(cheerful music)

- Hey, sweetheart.

- LENORE: Hi, Dad.

- Hi.

- KAYLA: Hello.

LENORE:

You can check in the cupboard.

Hello.

TINA:

Lenore, do you have any water?

- Hi there.

- TINA: I am so thirsty.

(FAUCET HISSING)

How's it going?

Um, hey, honey?

Do I need glasses, or are

your friends multiplying?

Both, you had a 10

minute conversation

with the neighbor's

dog yesterday.

- True.

- Come on.

Okay, glad you're having fun.

Okey-doke.

Uh, honey, I think you

left someone behind.

(CHUCKLES)

Making me nervous.

Oh, I get it.

Oh, bring it.

Did you seriously

do all these today?

I got excited.

I like the cut on this one.

That's en empire waist.

Of course it is. I'm regal.

It just means it sits

higher up on the waist.

It's, like,

universally flattering.

You're universally flattering.

Okay, let's take

some measurements.

Oh, me first!

(MARK GRUNTING)

Keep eyes open!

- Stepladder?

- Hall closet.

Thanks.

Okay.

(YELPS)

Wow.

Okay.

- DIAMOND: You blinked.

- (MARK SCREAMS)

Butter churn, it's a classic.

Butter churner.

TINA: Oh my god,

it's so minimalistic!

- Want another one?

- TINA & MARCY: Yeah!

- MARK: Okay.

- KAYLA: Get in there!

Why are you encouraging this?

Your face is on

my neighbor's lawn!

Your face is in my house.

Mrs. Miller,

we were just going to leave.

So yeah, file out.

- LENORE: Call me later.

- MARK: Thanks for coming by.

LENORE: Not about the

homework, though.

TINA: Is that your mom?

All right.

- MARK: Okay, come back tomorrow.

- TINA: This is crazy!

(SIGHS, BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Did you at least order salad?

Yeah, I tried, but they

were out of all lettuce.

Honey, you okay?

The Turner house

just isn't moving.

I need to do better, so.

- I wasn't done.

- How many slices did you have?

A couple.

Your physical is next week,

and you remember what

the nutritionist said.

One slice is a serving.

Well, I mean, everybody

else had more than one slice.

Well, you're not everyone else.

Honey, I'm...

Great, I can't sell houses,

and my daughter hates me.

This is the part where you,

the eternal optimist,

correct me.

You're great at selling houses.

Do you think I like being

the bad cop all the time?

MARK:

No, I...

(LENORE BREATHING UNSTEADILY)

(PAPER RUSTLING)

(PENCIL SCRATCHING)

(GROOVY MUSIC)

()

Who the hell do

they think they are?

We got you, we got you.

Lenore, hi!

I'm writing a piece on

you for the school paper.

- About me?

- Yes!

I would love to write

a piece about you

making me this kind of catsuit

that I've been dreaming of.

SYLVIE:

Honor!

My time will come.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

MS. HALL: I don't want you girls

to get too excited,

but I reached out to my

second cousin twice removed

that's a photographer at Vogue,

and she was busy.

But I did work a

not so minor miracle

and I give you your photo sh**t!

TINA: This is

just your classroom.

With the setup

for school pictures.

It is, and all I

had to do was promise

the owner Vlad that

I would go with him

to his grandma's

90th birthday party

so she wouldn't mock

him for being alone.

- Just like Vogue!

- Right?

Thanks, Ms. Hall.

So I guess we'll

start with Marcy?

Lenore, do you

think I'd do all this

and not get you a

great photographer?

I really don't

want to answer that.

Charlie, I was just

telling the girls

what an amazing

photographer you are.

You are good, right?

- I'm good.

- Good, good, that's great.

Now make some magic.

Hey.

So you're a

fashion photographer?

Technically, the

people I photograph

are always wearing clothes.

I mean, I really

like your clothes.

(CHUCKLES)

I mean the clothes you make.

But your clothes are fine too.

She gets it, she gets it.

What I'm saying is,

you lead, I follow.

I'm sure whatever pictures

you take will be great.

What do you want people to see

when they look at your clothes?

What do you see?

Confidence.

Power.

That they're

capable of anything.

That's how I feel when I see

all of you in my designs.

That's how I feel

in your designs.

Well, if our fearless

designer wants confidence,

let's give her confidence.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

It smelled really bad,

so I was like...

Oh.

What the hell is this?

Lenore's entering

the fashion contest.

The girls are her models.

It's me, b*tches!

(CHEERING)

Okay, okay!

Ms. Hall!

I would love to do

a piece on the girls

for the school paper,

can you send me

the photos from the

sh**t once you're done?

Y'all want to be

in the school paper?

Yeah!

We'll take that

free press, baby.

Wow, I didn't know you

write for the school paper.

I've dreamed of doing

that since this morning.

I don't. Let's go.

(CHEERING)

Okay, so we uploaded

Lenore's sketches, the photos.

- Which look damn good.

- Thanks to Charlie.

Thanks to you!

Seriously, two girls

gave me their numbers,

which beats my

normal record by two.

Nice.

And the jeans you made me

actually reach my ankles!

Not like these ones.

And I know I'm

Mommy's best girl,

but nobody else has to.

What she said.

So all we have left is

the personal statement.

Lenore Miller,

why should your collection

be in the Fashion

Institute's show?

Tell us, tell us!

Because it would be nice.

Oh, the other designers

should just quit right now,

because you got this in the bag.

I don't like talking

about myself, okay?

Make me feel like I'm bragging.

You should brag!

You are the designer

behind Empire Waist!

What's Empire Waist?

Your fashion line.

Universally flattering,

just like you.

(CHEERING)

I love that.

DIAMOND: I love it!

RACHEL: It's time for the

girls to go home, Lenore.

MARK: Unless they

want to pay rent,

which would be very

welcome income.

TINA:

I'm too young to pay rent.

Wait, what about the essay?

I can't do that without you.

Yes you can.

But I'll start you off.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Voila.

Thank you.

I'll see you tomorrow.

KAYLA:

Goodnight!

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

Loving your body just as it is,

is a radical act.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

Empire Waist.

RACHEL: Why can they

never start these on time?

(DOOR KNOCKING)

Hey, sweetheart.

How're you doing?

You're supposed to

be in the waiting room.

This is just a physical.

She texted me.

You need your one dad

cheering squad, huh?

(CHUCKLES)

That's a nice smock.

Hey, wow, we have a full house

in here, huh?

Lenore, can you hop up

on the scale for me?

Okay.

All right.

(SCALE CLUNKING)

(SCALE CLUNKING)

DOCTOR:

That's higher than last year.

We can run some blood tests,

make sure everything's

working properly.

We know what the reason is.

- Her eating is out of control.

- Rachel, come on.

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

The light has

left the window

I think it's time to retreat

These walls are closing in

Your words are k*lling me

(SOMBER MUSIC)

I just want to

start off by saying

this could have been much worse.

- Who did this?

- Who do you think?

()

(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)

Why is there a picture of me?

Charlie must have taken it.

Plus side, it's a great photo.

I look huge.

I'm disgusting.

KAYLA:

Lenore!

Out of my way!

(LENORE SOBBING)

- Lenore?

- Don't touch me!

KAYLA:

Okay.

Okay, just breathe.

This is a Sylvie issue,

not yours.

Trust me, just focus on the

designs and the competition-

No!

Don't you understand?

None of this would have happened

if you had just left me alone!

(LENORE HYPERVENTILATING)

- KAYLA: Lenore!

- I can't breathe.

Lenore!

Lenore!

What are you in for?

Panic attack. You?

I think my zit might be cancer.

(DOOR CREAKING)

- RACHEL: Hi.

- SCHOOL NURSE: Hi.

Oh, you found her.

Sweetheart.

How are you feeling?

What happened?

Baby, it's okay.

Oh, baby.

Lenore, those girls are

just jealous of your talent.

Imagine their faces when

you win the competition!

What competition?

It's for the Fashion Institute.

I applied to their

showcase for new designers.

It's what the pictures are for.

Why didn't you tell me about it?

I knew you wouldn't have

let me do it, so I just-

Honey, you're just not ready

for that kind of pressure,

that's all.

I submitted the application.

Dad said I could, so I thought-

Wait, your dad knows about this?

Yes.

Let's just talk about

this when we get home, okay?

Let's go. Now, please.

SCHOOL NURSE:

Lovely to meet you.

I'm a big fan, okay?

You can do anything.

So can I go home too?

Nathan!

No!

I'm good at this, Mom.

I am a good designers

and I want to be a great one,

and this competition

can get me there.

Did you hear me? I

said that I'm good!

I know that you're good.

But it won't matter

that you're good,

because people aren't

going to see your talent.

They're just going to see you.

Why is it always

about my weight, Mom?

Because I don't want

to lie to you, Lenore.

I don't want to send

you out in the world

saying that nobody's going

to judge you as you are,

because I know that

that is not true.

I mean, look what

happened today.

I cannot let you get

hurt like that again.

Honey, do you think I like

working out all the time?

Yes?

I don't.

I do it because I have to.

Your grandmother always told me,

people judge your body before

they judge your body of work,

and it hurt to hear that,

but I knew that it was true.

So I'm going to ask you,

do you think people are

going to take you seriously

based on how you look right now?

No.

Do you want to

be taken seriously?

Yes.

Let's set you up for success.

Let me help you.

We can work out together,

we can follow a

diet plan together,

and then we can reapply again

next year, what do you say?

Okay.

It's going to be so

worth it, I promise.

(BOOK THUDS)

(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

What is this fat shaming crap?

It's a public

service announcement.

Being fat is not something

to be flaunted, Kayla.

It's unhealthy, right?

But policing your

friends' food is?

It's called discipline.

You and Lenore

should really try it.

I mean, you actually

used to be pretty

before you, you know gave up.

Anyways, everyone

at the competition

would really just

see you as a joke,

so I'm really doing

you both a favor.

Yeah, by destroying

the confidence

of a girl with actual talent.

You're a real hero.

She'll thank me later.

(LAUGHS)

Kyle!

It's not funny.

What is wrong with you?

MS. HALL: Sylvie!

Principal's office, now!

Sorry, guys. You're great.

MARK:

Hey babe, I'm home.

Well, guess what?

I still suck at bowling.

You know what they say,

split happens.

(CHUCKLES)

Split happens!

- What is this?

- RACHEL: Are you happy now?

Who did this?

The girls at school.

Well, when she wins

at the game of life-

I know about the competition.

Good, wow, that's great.

It's pretty cool, right? Huh?

No, it's not cool.

She's not doing it.

You want her to quit

because some teen psychopath

with heinous layout

skills says she should?

No, I don't want

her to go out there

and get her heart broken.

No one is going to

take her seriously.

I take her seriously.

You didn't see her today!

I see her every day!

I see her struggling

to make herself as small

as physically possible

so she doesn't take up space,

when she is just so amazing

just the way she is.

You don't get it!

It is different for girls!

Lenore finally understands that.

The competition

is off the table.

We will reapply again next year

after she's taken

better care of herself.

We even signed up for

a gym on the way home.

You really think

that she loses weight

and everything is just

going to be better?

Yes.

Rach, no.

If she hates herself now,

she's going to hate

herself forever.

It doesn't matter

how much she weighs.

- You don't know that.

- Yes I do.

Look at you. Look at this.

All you see when you

look in this mirror

is what you need to fix,

and it breaks my heart.

Why do you feel like

you need to change?

Listen.

I love you,

and I'll always be here for you,

but I can't bear to see

you treat our daughter

the way you treat yourself.

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

(PHONE BUZZES)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

Unit two, people.

There is not a pop quiz

tomorrow.

Okay, bye.

Lenore, I had no idea,

honey. I...

CHARLIE:

Hey! Sorry, man, I gotta run.

- Hey!

- Leave me alone.

God, you're fast.

- What, for a fat person?

- What?

No, I swear, I didn't know

Sylvie was going to do that.

Ms. Hall got her

suspended and everything.

Good. It still sucked.

Are you crying?

No, I'm sweating.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm not exactly a runner!

Okay, thank god.

I'm crap with crying.

Sweating, I can handle.

So I had an idea about

the competition photos.

Oh, I'm not doing

the competition.

You didn't get in?

Okay, first of all,

they're idiots.

-Second of all-

-No, I'm still in the running.

The judges requested an

editorial book or something.

But I'm not doing it.

You're quitting?

But your designs are amazing.

It's not just about the clothes.

Oh.

I know what it is.

It was my photos.

In my defense,

no one photographs well

in fluorescent lighting, okay,

but we can do so much better.

Look, I've been doing

research on past winners.

You know,

looking at their portfolios.

It looks amazing, and expensive.

No, it doesn't have to be.

See, you're looking

at the low budget king

of scrappy photo shoots.

If they want editorial,

we can give them editorial.

Please don't give up.

You deserve to have

your work showcased

like a real designer,

because you are one.

- Okay.

- Yes!

Okay, I know a great

spot by the lake.

Great.

I love water.

What?

I love water?

Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Silence is physically

impossible for me.

You know that.

So, what are you going

to wear on your date?

It's not a date,

it's a photo sh**t,

and he's just being nice.

Yeah, I bet that boy wants

to be real nice to your face.

Stop!

It's just another photo sh**t,

and I will wear

what I always wear.

You're a designer, Lenore.

You can literally make

any outfit you want.

But I don't

deserve to wear them!

What size do you have to

be to deserve to wear them?

That's the size

of all those beautiful

clothes in your closet?

They're for when I

hit my goal weight.

Which is never going to happen.

I've tried to lose the weight.

I've been on diets

since I was 11.

Nothing ever works,

and I just...

I give up, get bigger.

I know that you're trying

to make me feel better,

but just because you say that

I'm fine the way that I am

doesn't mean I feel it.

I wasn't going to

say that you're fine.

I was going to say that

I love you just as you are.

Well, you shouldn't.

Nobody should.

Why not?

Because my mom said that-

Listen to me, Lenore Miller.

You are a beautiful and talented

and kind and loving girl.

But promise me something.

Make yourself

something for Saturday

that's beautiful

and that's actually your size.

Because you deserve to wear it.

Good.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

We might be changing with

the seasons, that's all right

As long as we keep

dreaming, that's all right

Still, nothing

will compare to

No, no, nothing

will compare to

Back when we were young,

we were young, we were young

Sitting close at the table

Wanting more but unable

I was in love with you

- Look at you!

- You don't have to-

Lenore, this isn't

me blowing smoke

up that statement

piece of a booty.

You look incredible.

Let's go. Let's go, let's go.

Go, go!

Wait, wait wait wait

wait wait wait wait.

- What's going on here?

- What?

Are you going to church or

some kind of upscale funeral?

- No.

- Then why are you

covering up

your beautiful

creation with this?

I always cover up my arms.

It's a sleeveless dress.

But I don't like my arms.

That's it, I declare

the right to bare arms.

You're going to sh**t

Lenore for wearing a cardigan?

I'm talking about

these bare arms.

They aren't meant

to be covered up,

and who cares if they

flap when I wave?

It's just an extra hello.

But what if other

people think they're ugly?

Forget other people.

Trust me, Lenore.

If you like the way

you look in your body,

no one else can bring you down.

Take it off! Yes!

- Okay.

- A million times better!

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Bro, where's my trailer?

Hair, makeup?

There's a public

bathroom around the corner,

but I wouldn't risk it.

Huh, roughing it.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

You look...

I mean, your dress is really...

Purple.

Thanks.

It is.

Y'all deserve each other.

I got a habit and

I'm not giving up

I'm feeling classic and I

can't get enough, can't get it

Push comes to shove you know

you're pushing your luck

I'm feeling good, you know

you can't make this up

Let's get it

Ooh la la la la,

ooh la la la la

Ooh la la la la,

it's too hot to touch

One more like that.

One more photo, you and me.

Oh, but-

We don't have any

photos together,

and I want to remember

this moment with you.

Let's do it.

Ooh la la la la,

ooh la la la la

Ooh la la la la

I love it so much

That's a wrap.

Cool, thank you guys.

Lenore, you want to look

through the photos with me?

- Sure, yeah.

- I want to see!

Okay, let's give the

artistes some space,

and you and I can talk about

how to read very clear signals.

I was hit in the face

with a signal flare once!

Wow, everyone looks so good.

Because you're a great designer.

Thanks.

Seriously, it's

like a superpower.

And it's way cooler

than what I do.

Photography is cool.

I mean, my other hobby.

Which is?

Are you okay?

I'm part of a LARPing club.

LARPing?

Live action role playing.

Oh, that's the thing

where people run around

dressed like

wizards and knights.

And warlocks and elves

doing spells, yeah.

I've never seen you hang out

with those kids

at school before.

I wish I was as

confident as them.

A bunch of us hang

out in the park

a couple towns over on weekends.

This is my cape.

Did you hot glue this?

Maybe.

No, no way.

You deserve a

properly sewn cape.

- You don't have to do that.

- I want to, as a thank you.

What are you doing?

Kissing you.

Why?

- Is this some kind of joke?

- Why would it be a joke?

I should go.

- Hey.

- Thanks for the pictures.

(DOOR CREAKING)

I'm going to need

you to reschedule

your doll slumber

party for tonight.

Why? Also, I'm not having

a doll slumber party.

Because Kyle invited

us a to a real party.

Wait, like Sylvie's Kyle?

Yeah, Sylvie's ex Kyle.

He broke up with her

after all that flier crap

because somebody has taste.

Do you like him?

Only for like a

very brief two years.

Plus our couple name, Kyla,

would be grossly cute.

Well, you should totally go.

But I think I'm just going

to stay here tonight.

So, that photographer

tried to kiss you, huh?

Charlie told you?

Of course he told me.

He's scared of me, and he's

worried that he freaked you out.

- Great.

- KAYLA: Because he likes you.

He shouldn't.

Because he couldn't

like someone who's fat?

No, I don't mean-

Fat isn't a bad word, Lenore.

Just in the mouths of people

who think it makes

you less of a person.

See?

I don't know how

you're so cool with it.

I wasn't always, especially

not after the 6th grade

when I gained 30 pounds.

Dancers were not supposed

to look like that.

You were a dancer?

I wasn't just a dancer.

I was the best.

Sylvie's mom ran the studio.

She was this former

professional dancer,

and I wanted to be her so

badly, and I could've been.

She said nobody

else moved like me.

Sylvie hated me for it.

But after I gained the weight,

it was awful.

Sylvie's mom said I was

ruining my potential,

that dancers had

to have discipline

when it came to their bodies.

But no matter what I did,

I couldn't lose the weight.

I just felt so wrong

in my own body.

So I quit.

LENORE: What happened

after you quit?

Sat around, ate my feelings,

got bigger.

You know the drill.

Yeah, I do.

My mom and grandmama

didn't get it.

My mom always said that

my hips were her gift to me.

But my dad...

He was heartbroken.

He was that embarrassing

parent at the recitals

yelling, that's my girl!

He got sick when

I was a freshman.

Pancreatic cancer, really bad.

I hardly went to class.

I just wanted to spend all

my time with him before...

Even with all the treatments,

he never stopped pushing me

to get back into the studio.

Then he was gone.

Kayla, I am so sorry.

Me too.

Because he knew

that I didn't need

the perfect body to dance.

The only person

saying that I couldn't

because of the way

that I looked was me.

And I know that you do the

same thing to yourself.

Lenore, I am powerful and worthy

just as I am,

and you are too.

- We're different.

- How?

Because I hate myself.

Everything that I see is

wrong and disgusting and huge,

and it's my fault.

I know that I can't change

the way that you

feel about yourself,

but it breaks my heart to know

that you can't give yourself

what you've given everyone else.

Free clothes?

Confidence.

Party's at nine if

you change your mind.

(DOOR CREAKING)

(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC)

()

Excuse me, sorry.

Sorry.

Out here in the cold

You made it!

Everybody, clear a path!

My best friend has arrived!

The dolls kicked me out.

They're so fake.

So we think Diamond's in love.

Speaking of lovers, Charlie!

Get my girl a drink.

On it.

She was saying how

she wants to date me.

I don't know how you're going

to come back from this, man.

Come back from what?

Your fat girl fetish thing.

I don't have a fat girl fetish.

Kayla's incredible.

Incredibly large.

Look, I'm just the messenger,

but everybody's

talking about it.

Kayla's hot.

I'll prove it to you.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

Kyle wants to go upstairs.

So Codename Kyla is a go!

()

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

BOTH:

I'm sorry.

No, I'm sorry.

(BOTH CHUCKLES)

You want to dance?

I don't really dance.

Yeah, no, me neither.

Want to dance anyway?

Um...

- Yeah, okay. Let's do it.

- All right.

()

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

Hey, current q*eer icon.

(PHONE BUZZES)

I made the FIND semifinals.

We made the FIND semifinals!

(ALL CHEERING)

HONOR:

Yes! I'm so excited for us!

I can't wait to tell Kayla!

Where the hell have you been?

Everyone has been talking about

how Kyle and Kayla

went upstairs together!

I know, I know!

That's why I've been

getting intel on Kayla.

And?

Did you know that

Kayla is an Aries?

And that Marcy

smells like magic?

It's not funny!

I have a present for you.

Aw. Give it to me!

Oh. You think that

Lenore made her bra, too?

If that's what Kyle is into,

then everyone else

should know it too.

(PHONES BEEPING)

(PHONES BEEPING)

What?

What is it?

(SOMBER MUSIC)

Kayla!

(BANGING THE DOOR)

Kayla!

Kayla! Kayla, are you in here?

- Kayla!

- KYLE: Whoa!

KAYLA:

Lenore!

Did you hear Kyle rip my zipper

from all the way downstairs?

- Are you serious?

- Jesus, it's just a zipper.

No, it's you sending

a private photo of Kayla

to a hundred people.

- I sent it to one person.

- Who sent it to everyone.

Why are we whispering?

I have to go.

(DOOR SLAMS)

God, what is going on?

Biology partners, Lenore,

remember?

We don't keep secrets.

There's...

There's a photo going around.

I want to see.

Kayla, it's a photo of you.

Okay, come on,

let's get you out of here.

Here.

Show me.

I don't...

Show me!

Why would Kyle do this?

(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)

There you are, Kayla.

I should've warned

you about Kyle.

He's not a big fan

of heavy lifting.

Kayla!

Kayla!

Kayla, Kayla!

Leave me alone.

I sink my head

back into the water

And watch the

sunlight shine through

Suddenly I am not

yours any longer

I am not yours any longer

Nothing ever feels like I

nthought it would feel like

Nothing ever feels like I

nthought it would feels like

Nothing ever feels like I

nthought it would feels like

Can I help you?

(GRANDMAMA SPEAKING FOREIGN

LANGUAGE)

Mama, she's not a Girl Scout.

What's wrong with Girl Scouts?

(GRANDMAMA SPEAKING FOREIGN

LANGUAGE)

It's okay, it's okay.

I'm Lenore Miller.

I'm Kayla's friend from school.

The designer!

Kayla talks about you

all the time.

I just came to check on her.

She hasn't been at school,

so I'm a little worried.

You're very kind.

She's okay, but she's

not up to seeing friends.

I understand.

Would you mind giving

her this, please?

Of course.

Thank you, it was

nice meeting you.

Wait, are you hungry?

KAYLA'S MOM: Thank you so much

for checking in, Ms. Hall.

Yep, yep, she got the homework.

Mm-hm, mm-hm.

And the handmade card.

Yes, yes, I will let her know

that you look forward to her

coming back to class soon.

Mm-hm, okay. Okay, bye.

That woman is a blessing.

This is really good.

Kayla's favorite.

I'm hoping the smell will

lure her out of her room,

like in a cartoon.

Lenore?

I came to see if you were okay.

You two talk,

and I won't be listening,

directly from around the corner.

And eat something, please.

So when are you

coming back to school?

Never.

I can't go back

there, not after...

Not after what happened.

Kayla, I am so sorry.

Stop apologizing.

- LENORE: I want to fix this.

- You can't.

I mean, how am I supposed

to face everyone

when I can't even

look at myself?

But you always said

that it didn't matter-

Forget what I said.

I was wrong and I was stupid,

and now I know better.

(DOORS CREAKING)

What is this sweater?

Sylvie, we need to talk.

Of course.

Everyone, quiet down.

Lenore has something big to say.

What you three did to Kayla

at that party was awful.

Really?

I thought it was hilarious.

Kayla is confident and kind,

and she would do

anything for her friends,

and the fact that you

keep going after her

over and over and

over can only mean

that you really hate yourself.

Excuse me?

You know, I think that you

have been jealous of Kayla

for a really long time,

because she loves herself

just the way that she is,

and she loves her friends

exactly as we are.

She doesn't try and

change us or control us,

and we love her for that.

Kayla would never

tear other people down

to make herself feel better.

And you don't have to, either.

Sylvie, it doesn't

make you strong.

It just makes you lonely.

- Maybe she's right, Sylvie.

- Shut up!

No.

I am tired of you

telling me to shut up

and telling me what to eat.

Lenore doesn't do

that with her friends.

Fine, then go be friends

with Lenore and her freaks!

Lenore, will you

make me a dress?

Very, very not secretly?

You all suck!

Stop looking at me.

What?

(DIAMOND SCREAMS)

My legacy!

(DOOR THUDS)

(PAPER RUSTLING)

- Dad! Dad!

- MARK: What's wrong?

Absolutely nothing! Dad, Dad!

Dad, I got in! I got in!

You got in?

You got in, you got in!

Got into what?

I actually have the

exact same question.

To FIND, the Fashion Institute's

New Designer Showcase!

Whoa!

That's amazing,

I knew you could do it!

I didn't, but it's real,

it's real!

I'm one of only three

designers chosen,

and I get to show my whole line.

You have a whole line?

Well, not yet, but I

get to show eight looks,

and I have this whole

collection planned in my head.

Oh my god.

That's a lot, are you

sure that you're ready?

I mean...

-RACHEL: I'm just-

-I know you're scared, Mom.

No, I...

This is... this is right for me.

You don't have to come to

the show if you're nervous.

Actually, it's

probably better for me

if you don't come at all.

Dad can take me, right?

Well, we can discuss

this, but of course.

I wouldn't miss

it for the world.

Oh man, I feel

like a pageant dad!

I have to tell Kayla.

I have to tell Kayla!

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Kayla! Kayla!

I told you, I'm not going

back to school.

But you really can't

miss this, Kayla.

Grandmama, Girl Scouts!

(GRANDMAMA SPEAKING FOREIGN

LANGUAGE)

Open the door.

Fine, I'll talk and you listen,

which is honestly

very weird for us.

Kayla, I am not your friend

just because you

stand up for me.

I am your friend

because you inspire me,

every single day.

KYLA: Please.

LENORE:

What happened at that party

would bring most people

down, but not you.

Do you know how I know that?

Because you are strong.

You are brave.

You are worthy and loved

exactly as you are.

There would be no Empire

Waist without you, Kayla.

And if you hadn't encouraged

me to apply to FINDS,

we wouldn't have gotten in.

Kayla, did you hear me?

We got in!

Of course we did.

I told you we would.

I know.

I didn't believe you.

That's on you.

Well, then open the door

so we can get started.

What if they laugh at me again?

What if I freeze, Lenore?

Then I will be there right

beside you, no matter what.

And if you're worried about

me leaving you hanging

in front of a crowd,

I actually told Sylvie

that she hates herself in front

of the whole school today.

What?

I can't do this

without you, Kayla.

I won't do this without you.

I'm in.

We've got one month

to do this thing.

Can you design a

line in one month?

Kayla, I can do anything.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

Gotta go, gotta

go make history

Name's gonna be in

the books you read

Living our truth

never felt so free

Yeah, move like that

Show them who you are

n'cause we're true like that

Yeah, groove like that

Show them who you are

n'cause we're true like that

Yeah, move like that

Show them who you are

n'cause we're true like that

Yeah, groove like that

Show them who you are

n'cause we're true like that

Lenore?

What?

I think we found our models.

I got friends!

So Marcy's shoulder to

wrist is about 18 1/2.

Here we go

()

Give them more, give them

nmore, all that you got

Strutting your

stuff, got it on lock

Dreams so big they

can't be stopped

Yeah, move like that

Show them who you are

n'cause we're true like that

Yeah, groove like that

Show them who you are

n'cause we're true like that

We're bigger, better,

better than ever

We're bigger, better

()

(CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)

Here we go

We're bigger, better,

better than ever

We're bigger, better,

better than ever

We're bigger, better,

better than ever

We're bigger, better

'Cause here we go

All right, thank you all.

See you tomorrow.

Bye, Lenore.

Bye.

Is it too late to stop by?

No, we just wrapped

up our final fitting.

I just wanted to, you know,

come by and wish you good luck,

and give you this.

This is my lucky elven coin.

LENORE:

Thank you.

Don't lose it.

Or lose it.

I mean, I don't care.

I care so much.

Oh, I have something

for you, too.

- I made some improvements.

- CHARLIE: What?

This is incredible, thank you!

Oh, here, let me.

I got this, I got this.

Here, let's get the full effect.

Got to get the full twirl.

Give it a spin, give it a spin.

- Thank you.

- Of course.

Lenore, are you dating a wizard?

Dad, this is Charlie.

- Hi, Charlie.

- And we're not dating.

Why not? You don't

want to date my daughter?

I am going to die right here.

You cannot die right now.

You've got a big show tomorrow.

Sorry, Dumbledore's got to go.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

See you, yeah.

I would, though.

Like to date you.

Take you on a date, I mean.

I think that could be cool.

I'd like that.

Cool!

I'm going to go,

because you've got a show.

When did I start rhyming?

A wizard and a poet.

Dad, I swear!

- Win win.

- LENORE: Oh my god!

Hey, will you make me a cape?

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)

Fun fact, I have a little

history of aggressive driving,

so if I'm just going too fast,

spritz me with this.

Hopefully I feel it through

my blind rage and slow down.

- Good luck, sweetie.

- Thanks, Mom.

- LENORE: See you.

- Good luck.

Bye.

- MARK: Bye, honey.

- Bye!

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)

(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Tina, what does feel like

to be amongst your kind?

Honestly?

Bad.

Okay, let's go.

(PHONE BUZZES)

LENORE:

You okay?

Just taking care

of a rat problem.

You ready?

Do I have a choice?

Absolutely not,

but it's about making you

feel like there's an option.

ANNOUNCER: Everyone,

please take your seats.

The show will begin shortly.

- Mr. Miller, over here.

- Oh, hey.

Hey, saved you some seats.

Oh, thanks so much.

That's all us.

You saved them with your capes.

MARK: We did.

You own a lot of capes.

STACY:

Hello, everybody.

Welcome, welcome.

So good to see all of you, hi.

Welcome, everybody.

I am Stacy London.

Welcome to the

Fashion Institute's

New Designer Showcase,

a debut for tomorrow's

fashion superstars.

(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

Okay, first up,

we have Naomi Simpson

with her collection

about waste renewal.

Don't talk trash, just wear it.

'Cause I'm too hot to handle

I'm too hot to handle

Oh, I'm too hot to handle

That can't be comfortable.

Next up, we have

astronaut turned designer

Costas Elias with his collection

he says is inspired

by the stars.

()

Got to admit,

that's pretty good.

All these rules were

meant for breaking

Life is what you make it

So go ahead and take it

nand don't think twice

STACY: There may be no

sound in space,

but there's definitely style.

Living my best life

Wow.

La la la, living

my best life

I would totally wear that.

STACY:

Next up, we have Lenore Miller

and her collection,

Empire Waist.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

You can do it, Diamond.

You can do it.

Come on!

Is she okay?

I got this.

Diamond,

who's Mommy's best girl?

I am.

Yes!

You made it.

She did it!

STACY: Now, Lenore says

that her collection

is about celebrating bodies.

Aside from creating a great fit,

everyone who wears her

clothes can feel powerful.

I'm dressed to impress

I'm turning them heads

We got that finesse

'Cause that's what

we got going on

So fresh

Couple goals!

So fresh

So fresh

Looking so fresh

Just so elegant,

it's like she's floating.

Tina! Woo!

It's a party, are you going

I'm so fresh

You're so fresh

Welcome to the new dimension

Do I have your

full attention

Meet me after your detention

'Cause we got it,

got it on lock

Make it pop pop

like a lemon drop

No, we can't wait,

'cause we don't stop

It's a new wave

coming in hot

'Cause you know

we got it on lock

We up on that new thing

We up on that new thing

Woo, Empire Waist!

()

Hey, baby!

You're so fresh

You're so fresh

That's my daughter.

Looking so fresh

Yeah, Lenore!

So fresh

Wasn't that amazing?

Thank you guys so much,

all of you, for coming.

Let's give it up for

our three designers

and their exquisite collections.

Oh, thank god.

And the winner of

the Fashion Institute

New Designer Showcase is...

Naomi Simpson for her

collection on waste renewal.

I'm sorry, what?

Oh man, you're kidding me.

(GRANDMAMA SPEAKING FOREIGN

LANGUAGE)

KAYLA:

Lenore?

Lenore?

Are you okay?

That was awesome!

(LAUGHING) Oh my god!

Oh my god,

you were all in my clothes!

They looked so...

And Kayla, Kayla!

You looked so beautiful

in that final pose!

That was single-handedly

the greatest moment

of my entire life!

Lenore Miller?

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

This is Lenore Miller,

and she was robbed!

- Mom? Mom, calm down.

- I will not calm down!

What you did out there was art!

That other one was, what,

an ode to a Glad trash bag?

Like, literal garbage!

You were incredible!

- I am so proud of you.

- LENORE: Thank you, Mom.

I can't believe

I tried to stop you.

- I'm so sorry.

- Sorry to interrupt, but-

Excuse me, I'm

trying to have a moment

with my daughter, please.

I'd be careful if I were you.

She took out two security

guards to get back here.

I'm a buyer from

Color Contrasts,

and I love your designs.

I'm interested in buying

a few pieces from

Lenore's collection.

Well, you'd have to

talk to our manager first.

Who's your manager?

It's you.

Well, Empire Waist

already has a few offers,

but we'd be happy to hear yours.

And you, I'll be watching

out for your modeling career.

Let's go talk contracts,

shall we?

She's so sexy

when she negotiates.

She wants to buy my clothes!

She said I was a model!

- You are a model!

- I know. But she said it!

(CHEERING)

I always knew you were

going to be a success,

from the moment

I discovered you.

You were looking for

snacks in my closet.

And recognized a star.

LENORE:If you could have

any superpower in the world,

what would it be?

(GRUNTING)

LENORE:

Flight?

Super strength?

- I can't believe it!

- Oh my god!

That was incredible!

You were amazing!

- I was?

- Always be closing.

That's you!

My babies' lives

are changed forever!

LENORE: Well, I already

have my superpower.

It's me.

(CHEERFUL MUSIC)

Well, I got you

baby, I got you

I'm not letting

anybody knock you

You are beautiful babe,

nyou were perfectly made

And nothing in this

nworld could ever stop you

It's been a long time coming

I should have

known years ago

But I'm finally

onto something

And I just want you to know

I got you, baby, I got you

And I'm not letting

anybody knock you

You are beautiful, babe,

nyou were perfectly made

Nothing in this world

could ever stop you

Yeah, I got you,

darling, I got you

And it don't matter what they

think, 'cause they're not you

They can say what they want,

they can talk, talk, talk

Nothing in this world

could ever stop you

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like that

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like that

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like that

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like that

I know you haven't

heard from me

I'm really very quiet

You'll find me in

the lab, you see

Not leading

school-wide riots

But Grandmama,

she seems to think

The shy ones are suspect

So here I am to

clear the air

And explain that

she's correct

Well, you wouldn't

run with scissors

Stare directly at the sun

You should never, ever

trust the quiet ones

Did y'all hear that?

- No.

- Weird.

The quiet population is a

group to keep your eye on

They move about the world

Without your notice

like a python

Though you may be thinking

that this problem is fictitious

Grandmama would say that

the silent are malicious

Oh, you wouldn't

play with matches

Plug light sockets

with your thumb

And you should never,

ever trust the quiet ones

No way

No how

Only trust

The loud

When it comes to

the soft spoken

Bet your trust

will soon be broken

'Cause those who

are loquacious

Don't hide bodies

in their basements

Well, you wouldn't

touch a hot stove

Wear red to opera

And you should never,

ever trust the quiet ones

You should never, never

Really never,

ever, ever trust

The quiet ones

Avoid the silent fellows

Did I mention

I'm a Girl Scout

Never trust the

quiet ones, shh

(GRANDMAMA SPEAKING FOREIGN

LANGUAGE)

Well, I got you,

baby, I got you

And I'm not letting

anybody knock you

You are beautiful, babe,

nyou were perfectly made

And nothing in this

nworld could ever stop you

Long nights of

loneliness are over

Dark days of

doubting who you are

You fall apart,

I'll pull you closer

'Cause you are

a brilliant star

I got you,

darling, I got you

And I'm not letting

anybody knock you

You are beautiful, babe,

nyou were perfectly made

And nothing in this

nworld could ever stop you

Yeah, I got you,

darling, I got you

And I'm not letting

anybody knock you

Let them say what they want,

let them talk, talk, talk

But it don't really matter,

n'cause they're not you

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like that

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like, whoa

I got, darling, I got you

And I'm not letting

anybody knock you

You are beautiful, babe,

nyou were perfectly made

And nothing in this

nworld could ever stop you

Yeah, I got you,

darling, I got you

And I'm not letting

anybody knock you

Let them say what they want,

let them talk, talk, talk

But it don't really matter,

n'cause they're not you

About time someone

had your back

About time you were

loved like that