Campeonex (2023)

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Let's go, Sergio!

Defend! Down, defend!

Attack! Attack!

Everyone attack!

But he said to defend before.

-Right, he's not clear.

-You bet.

He told me to come in blue

and I came in blue.

Let's go, Sergio!

Get him!

Little brother, get him back!

Let's go!

Sergio! Sergio!

Get him!

Get him!

No, Sergio, no!

What's the matter?

Don't push me.

Sit down there.

You'll blow the whole game.

Go on, Jesus, you can't do

any worse than him.

Why does he get so mad?

Because he's a person

with normal abilities.

And what are they?

Getting riled up, always wanting

to win, distrusting.

Damn!

Didn't we say we were

going to win?

-Yes.

-Why were we going to win?

-To get a medal.

-And what else?

What does the Federation give

to each player on the winning team?

-Thanks.

-No, dimwit, a bonus,

1500 euros you promised me.

You've screwed me over,

little brother.

But it's not over yet,

we can still win.

How the hell will

they win without you?

Julio says the main thing

is the team, he knows a lot.

Look, don't let that old guy

brainwash you, got it?

He's got no idea.

This isn't your family.

He doesn't give a sh*t about

going home empty handed.

You wait,

we'll get lucky in the end.

Sergio!

Hey, don't let me down.

What's wrong, Sergio?

My brother's upset

because we're losing.

Are you going to listen to

everything your brother says?

Don't you see he's manipulating

and taking advantage of you?

You've got no idea, Julio!

Besides, you're not my family.

No, I run your basketball club.

That's why I'm asking you

to go back to your teammates.

-We can still win.

-Not me, I got sent off.

But not your team.

Do you see those medals?

Even though you were sent off,

one can still be yours.

If that medal is mine,

I'm going to take it.

You don't take medals, Sergio.

Medals are won,

like that T-shirt you're wearing.

And if you're not going to support

your team, take it off.

You want to brainwash me.

You're old, you don't understand.

Do what you like,

you're a big boy.

Get your medal and go.

But if you go,

don't ever come back.

This team doesn't need you.

Go, go, go!

Don't doze off, go!

-Go!

-Go, Jesus!

Take that!

Sergio!

Cover him!

Good, good! Go!

Go!

10 seconds!

Give it to Benito, he's open!

sh**t, sh**t, Benito!

sh**t, Benito!

What's he doing?

What the...?

Yes!

Yes!

Los Amigos, Spanish Champions

of the FENADI Basketball League!

Spanish Champions!

SPANISH CHAMPIONS

-Congratulations.

-But we lost.

Exactly, this way you avoid

the pressure of fame.

Medal! Medal!

The Los Amigos team,

please get down from the podium.

Get down?

We just got up.

Down we go again.

What's wrong?

Attention, the Los Amigos team

is disqualified.

Los Submarinos, please,

take the podium

to receive your certificate

as the new Spanish Champions

of the FENADI Basketball League.

Disqualified?

We just won, didn't we?

-Medal!

-Take it easy.

-We'll try again next year.

-No, it's a serious infraction.

The team is out of

the League for two years.

Medal!

How can we not play

for two years?

The medals were stolen.

And according to your manager,

it was one of your teammates.

And he says

he could've prevented it.

What? We're disqualified

because of this old goat?

You'll never see me again

in your life.

Coach, don't go yet,

I have something for you!

What?

This, so you remember us!

Julio, Julio!

Julio, what's wrong?

CHAMPIONEXTWO YEARS LATER

Sorry, I've made a mistake.

No, no, welcome, welcome!

We haven't a moment to lose.

Here's the file on everyone.

We have to contact them at once

because I haven't heard

from them for ages.

And here are the papers

to register them at the Federation.

Look, I thought I was coming

to an already Federated club.

And it turns out

that here there's no team...

...or anything.

You're telling me to contact

some guys and you don't

even know where they are.

I didn't want to talk to them

without a coach,

to not get their hopes up in vain.

-You see...

-Jos Maria.

Jos Maria,

there are three days left

until the deadline to register

at the Federation.

I've searched high and low

for a coach

and I haven't gotten anyone

excited except you.

-Look... What's your name?

-Julio.

Julio, what you're proposing

makes no sense at all.

-And it's impossible.

-Well, nothing is impossible.

Yes, this is quite impossible.

Besides, we haven't even

talked about money.

Oh, was that it?

Don't worry, you don't have to

pay us anything.

Wait, wait!

COACH WANTED

-Los Amigos Sports Club?

-Yes.

Finally. I was going to come yesterday,

but I got the address wrong.

I almost didn't make it today,

the subway stopped in a tunnel

and they took two hours

to get us out.

But here I am.

When do I start?

-Start what?

-Training.

-It's been cancelled

-Cancelled, why?

Because there's no time.

It's impossible.

Nothing is impossible.

I don't need three days

for this paperwork,

but it's better to do it

in plenty of time.

-You've won a lot of cups, huh?

-What experience have you had?

With this it's 12, plus one...

interviews.

No, I mean as a coach.

Oh! None.

But I'm fully trained

as a sports coach.

This is my first internship.

It's compulsory.

What do you know about this sport?

This sport has been my passion

since I was little.

-But | also have other skills.

-Oh, yes? What?

I make them myself.

Personalized.

You know what?

I'll contact the guys right now

to sign them up to the Federation.

No, that's my job.

I'm the coach or I'm not.

Contacting the players personally

is essential to creating

the first bond of trust.

They told us that in 1st year.

As you wish.

Here are the contact details

for everyone.

Great, let's see how many I get.

Could you order them by

importance and/or technical level?

It's to prioritize contact.

No, we're all equal here,

although I'd be especially pleased

if you found this one.

Good. Then I'll get

Sergio Costa Zorrilla.

- I like your attitude...

-Cecilia.

Cecilia. People like you

are what this team needs

to go down in basketball history.

Basketball?

Isn't this a handball club?

-Jesus?

-Yes.

So you have total availability.

Yeah, sure, absolutely.

Great, Jesus, you're signed up.

Look, you also have to sign

here and here.

Okay.

Hello, who are you?

-I'm Cecilia.

-I'm Jesus.

Hey, you have the same name.

-The same as who?

-You're both called Jesus.

Yeah, sure,

although my name's Antonio.

-But you said you were Jesus.

-No, you said it.

Why didn't you tell me

that you weren't?

Because I don't like

to contradict people.

Well, look, Jesus,

I have great news.

I'm here because Los Amigos

are getting back together.

Yes, I heard you

from the bathroom.

Great, it saves me some time.

-Je...sus!

-Yes, what?

Give this man a towel, please.

Here, Antonio!

Do you mind covering

yourself up, please?

Yes.

So, I can count on you

for the team?

-Of course, count on me.

-I mean you, Jesus.

-Will Sergio be there?

- I hope so.

-Then no.

-Why not?

I can't tell you, miss.

He hasn't been here

for over two years.

Hold on a sec.

-Here!

-What do I want this for?

To give back to Sergio.

He left it in his locker.

I was about to throw it...

in the trash.

Paquito!

Your name's Paquito, right?

I'm the new coach and I'm putting

Los Amigos back together.

Your basketball club, Paquito!

Aren't you keen to get back

with all your friends?

-And Sergio?

-Sergio? Sure! Him too.

What'll you say to Sergio

when you see him?

Everyone hold it!

Everyone hold it!

Hey, you, clown!

It's time to die.

I'm opening fire!

I do.

Great, Juanma!

I like it, no second thoughts.

When is the ceremony?

-What do you mean?

-Our wedding.

-What wedding? What, Juanma?

-You're the woman of my life.

I'm in, but I'd rather

train from home.

-Excuse me?

-The club's been closed for ages.

There'll be lots of mites

and I have asthma.

-It'd be too risky.

-No, we're going to clean up

and leave it spick and span.

Even worse.

I'm allergic to cleaning products.

At most, I could consider

the possibility of tele-training.

-How will you tele-train, Marin?

-Very carefully,

and limiting the use of

air conditioning in peak hours.

Benito!

Good morning, Benito,

I'm Cecilia, your new coach.

I have a offer you can't refuse.

Sorry to interrupt,

but you have to order something.

-Water then. Look, Benito...

-Waiter!

I spoke to Julio...

Wait, don't go!

I'm reuniting the team

and we'd love to count on you.

We'd start training this Friday.

-Is that clear?

-I have a question.

-What question?

-Do you want sparkling water

or as it comes?

What do you say, Manuel?

-Do you love me?

-Another one.

Yes, I love you.

I love you very much

for the team, Manuel.

Why?

The team needs all of you.

Julio wants it that way.

And Sergio?

Julio has come tons of times

asking for him.

He's such a nag, please...

I told him I haven't seen

my boy for a while,

but I'm sure he's fine,

my Johnny looks after him.

-Or not, Johnny's a piece of work.

-Who's Johnny?

My other son, he sometimes

takes him to work with him.

I was just at his old job

and they haven't heard

from Sergio in a while.

-In fact, he left this behind.

-Let me see...

-Keep it.

-No, no.

I don't have room for more crap.

Right, I have lots to do.

sh*t.

Coprolites are fecal nodes

that have undergone fossilization,

their original composition

replaced by mineral deposits.

-We have one like it at home.

-A coprolite?

Yes, my Gran made it last night,

she forgot to flush.

-Kid, don't touch my coprolite.

-Don't, or I'll get uptight.

You should talk to Collantes,

she was our captain

-and ran our affairs.

-Yes. I need to talk to her.

-Do it, but be careful.

-With what?

-With Collantes.

-What's wrong with Collantes?

She has a good and bad side.

-Oh, really?

-Yes, the bad is her foul temper.

-And the good?

-She's very stable.

She's always in a foul mood.

There are no surprises.

Where'd you get your license?!

They should've let me drive,

but they don't because of

the way I am.

-Sure, having a disability, right?

-sh*t, no! Because I'm impulsive.

What's this amazing thing

you want to tell me, Cecilia?

How do you know my name?

I didn't tell you.

Let's go outside for a smoke.

-So Julio already spoke to you.

-And we said yes.

-Yes to what?

-To getting the team back together.

We're meeting to start

training tomorrow.

Is that good for you?

Or didn't he call you?

-Smoke whenever you like.

-No, you smoke.

-I don't smoke.

-Me neither.

So why make me come out here,

with all the work I have to do?

I just wanted to help you out

and streamline the thing.

We're a bit short on time.

Time I've lost, going around

the city for nothing.

But this way you met everyone.

Juanma is excited,

he says you're getting married.

You'll have contacted Sergio

as well, I imagine.

No, no way. If only.

Good, because

the others can't stand him.

Sergio must've been

a piece of work.

Sergio's a sweetie,

so people take advantage of him.

He can't be that good.

Hey, you. Are you an idiot?

-Why did we come here?

-To clean.

-How do we leave the house?

-Cleaner than Aquaman's butt.

Very good, little brother.

-I'm not wearing a cap?

-No.

I am because I'm ugly,

not like you. Wear your card

in case it turns sour.

DISABILITY CARD

Come on, let's get to it.

Number 58 here.

There's a jimmied window.

-The door. Do I open or you?

-You go. But count to 20, okay?

Listen, you know what to say, right?

You were alone,

you thought it was your house... Okay?

Act dumber than you are already.

-Don't let me down, little brother.

-Okay.

Coming!

f*ck!

No, no, no, no.

You were in there for 3 hours?

And a half, in darkness.

And I have to be there before 2.

If it closes, we're screwed,

it's the last day.

Gee, you're a real

one-woman Murphy's Law.

Go, go through it.

Relax, if nothing goes wrong,

you'll make it in time.

God damn it!

God damn it to hell!

Didn't you see the red light?

-Is this a new lineup?

-It was federated two years ago.

The players are the same

and I'm the coach, as I said.

Let's see if we're lucky.

Lucky? Why do you need luck here?

Because I have to put

the team into the system,

the deadline is 2 o'clock,

and after that the computer

won't accept it.

Then do it. Hurry!

What more do you need?

Los...

Los...

A...

...Mi...

...gos...

-Amigos with 'm' and 'g'?

-That's right, no 'h'.

Please hurry, or we'll be left out.

- It wouldn't be the first time.

-It's happened before?

Loads.

Let's check it

all before validating...

-There's no time.

-No, actually.

They say time is relative,

but no way.

Hit it now!

Did it accept it?

Inscription complete

in the Track and Field mode.

-Track and Field?

-Track and Field.

-But we're a basketball team.

-No way.

Not anymore.

Look, Your Honorable...

Honorable, no, Your Honor.

Then look, My Honor.

Sergio has his faults,

but he's as good as gold.

Don't lock him up, he'll wilt.

Since he was a little boy

he's loved running about,

the fresh air, being outside...

Yes, outside, and especially

inside other people's houses.

My boys go inside houses

because they lack their own.

If they had their own houses,

they wouldn't go into others.

My Johnny, maybe,

because he's a character.

-We'll take a recess due to...

-The call of nature.

Sergio has the call of nature.

He's pretty flexible,

but when he needs a crap, look out!

So it's not a good idea

to put him in prison.

What a shame

we couldn't find Sergio.

Sure.

Until we find him,

I won't rest in peace.

Listen, maybe we could change

the club's activities.

Something to motivate them.

But they're super motivated.

Look at them.

Hey, if they're motivated

about basketball, imagine...

it was track and field.

I can talk to them and organize it.

No, no. And say what?

You'd never convince them.

Basketball is everything to them.

Way to go!

Well, I'll let you work,

I have a doctor's appointment.

-Are you alright?

-Yes, yes, I'm fine.

Jeez, athletics...

Your turn! sh**t and score!

We all know that basketball

is a beautiful sport.

But really, apart from getting

a ball in a hoop,

what are basketball's advantages?

Tell me, just one.

It's Marin!

-Hello, hello!

-Hi, Marin!

Marin, we're talking about

the benefits of basketball.

We play basketball

because we love it.

And for Julio, who started the club

30 years ago, with all his enthusiasm.

We'd do anything... for Julio.

Really?

If he asked you, for example,

switch to track and field, would you?

-Sure.

-I would, to not contradict him.

-Me too.

-And me.

-And me.

-Even more, now that he's old.

True, he limps more and more.

-But he won't ask us that.

-Why?

-Because Julio's not here.

-Right, he's gone to the hospital.

-The hospital? He's not sick?

-Is he going to die?

No!

Well, look...

Julio doesn't want anyone to know,

but he told me his last wish.

-Do you know what a last wish is?

-Yes, it's after the second-last.

Exactly.

Julio's greatest dream before he...

...is for this club to devote itself

to athletics,

his favorite sport.

But he doesn't dare tell you,

because he knows

you're all obsessed with basketball.

We could do that for him.

I don't know, think it over.

But whatever you decide,

it's important that

you don't tell Julio.

If he finds out I told you,

he'll k*ll me.

Don't sweat it, coach.

The rabbit's in the pot.

What do you mean?

-Athletics is our thing!

-We love athletics!

We love athletics!

We love athletics!

To hell with it! Athletics!

What are the hours in the hotel?

No, this isn't a hotel, Sergio.

It's a center for people

like you, who need support.

And at the judge's request,

you'll be accompanied here.

Right, Andy?

So, it's like a jail

but for the disabled.

No, nothing like that.

This is a house, a home.

Relax, Sergio,

you'll make lots of friends here.

I'm very interested in that.

Look, here comes the first one.

-Do I go with them, Aurora?

-Let them go alone,

they'll get on great.

Come in, I'll introduce you.

Sergio!

Medal! My medal!

-You know each other?

-No, I've never seen Paquito before.

Trash.

Extinguisher.

Chair.

And the exit. 'Bye.

And what's this?

Mai! Mai-Pecka! Careful!

I have to tweak her

so she doesn't catch me.

Give her a disability!

That's it!

No! She plugged an eclipse into me!

I can't see anything.

This girl is so good.

-You bet.

-She's awesome.

-Who does he mean?

-Mai-Pecka. Mai-Pecka is awesome.

-She always beats him.

-Not always.

How did you do it?

My little tricks,

things few people know.

-She plugged in a staller.

-Unplug yourself!

I can't unplug myself.

Someone has to unplug me.

Someone, unplug me.

Unplugged.

-Good morning.

-Good morning.

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on artificial intelligence?

I think artificial intelligence

is here to stay.

It'll change the lives of Spaniards.

Radically,

especially in the homes

of average people.

Go, team!

Run as fast as you can

for one minute, rest 20 seconds,

run again, rest,

and keep that up, okay?

Yes!

-Ready?

-Yes!

-Set?

-Yes!

-Why are you standing there?

-We're doing what you said.

-I can't see you moving.

-We've started with the second.

The 20-seconds rest.

The order doesn't change the product.

Hi, Marin!

It came,

the light telescopic javelin.

Where are you? Are you sure

you have space to throw that?

Be very careful, please.

The living room is small,

but I'm in the kitchen.

The kitchen?

I've got lentils on the stove.

I don't want them to burn.

So you're not going to

throw the javelin, right?

Yes, I am.

How can you throw a javelin

in the kitchen, Marin?

Please trust me, coach.

I have an intellectual disability,

but I'm not irresponsible.

-Come on. Please.

-Alright then.

There you go!

We could go outside... to a park.

-I agree.

-Agree with what?

Everything in general.

-Coach.

-Marin, how's it going?

Bad, I lost the javelin

and the lentils burnt.

Two out of two.

I think you were hasty

encouraging me to throw

the javelin inside the home.

I think it's dangerous.

Right, the 20 seconds are over,

start running.

Questions later, Juanma.

No, it's not a question.

I want to high-five you.

Coach, my hallway isn't long enough.

No, don't run in the hallway.

Watch your teammates

and do the same when you can.

Juanmal!

I don't know if I can do that, coach.

-Juanma, are you alright?

-It was just a scare.

Someone's given us the evil eye.

The girl's such a jinx,

she sits on a haystack

and gets stuck by a needle.

No, I swear, she got run over

by a parked car.

She's coming.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Why are you standing there?

Go on, get moving.

In pairs, sit-ups and push-ups.

Hold your partner's legs.

Come on, go, go.

Cecilia, with Jorge.

I'd rather do it alone.

Didn't you hear me?

Go with your partner

Sorry, I need the bathroom.

I can't hold on.

What's so funny?

-Carlota, go with her.

-Not me.

What's going on today?

I told you to go with Cecilia.

- I need the bathroom too.

-Well, hold on.

It's a women's thing.

Do the exercise with Cecilia,

then your women's thing.

Start by holding her.

-I'm not touching her.

-Why?

She's a jinx.

Everything she touches, she jinxes.

It's true.

Are you really telling me,

as intelligent adults

training to be future coaches,

that touching someone,

Cecilia in this case, is bad luck?

Are you really going to ruin

your classmate's life over this crap?

Cecilia, come here.

High-five.

So, athletics.

Explain to me how you did it.

They're motivational techniques

we learned in 2nd year.

Julio, my thoughts are with you.

The elderly always leave us.

May the force be with you, Julio.

Cecilia told us

that if we did athletics

you'd rest in peace.

-Goodbye.

-See you later.

May God keep you in conserves.

So, motivational techniques, huh?

-It was their decision.

-Yes, with a white lie.

What white lie?

We're all going to die, Julio.

This doesn't have anything to do

with you signing us up

for track and field by mistake?

I saw the file,

and it can't be changed.

I don't know what's

so bad about athletics.

Nothing. I love athletics.

To our new athletics team, Cecilia.

And listen closely you all,

it's important.

For the time being,

I'm not thinking of dying,

at least until Sergio turns up.

So I'll take this opportunity

to tell you that when I go,

I don't want those sad, dull faces.

I want you to laugh all you can.

What does "when I go" mean?

When I leave here.

When I'm no longer with you.

Right, carry on training,

athletics awaits you.

What's going on?

Julio has gone.

He's no longer with us.

He's gone.

DRUGSTORE

DRUGSTORE

What was the dream Paquito

told us a few months ago?

To come to the center

by bus all alone

without anyone having to

go with him.

That's right, and he did it.

We've taught him

and now he comes and goes on his own.

He's fulfilled his dream.

He's independent!

-Independent!

-Paquito is independent.

Alright, Rocio,

what do you dream of?

You said it, I dream of

going back to bed.

No, what's your dream?

-Victor.

-I'd like to be a YouTuber.

-A YouTuber?

-Yes.

Since when?

Since I was three.

When you were three

YouTube didn't exist.

-That's why it's vocational.

-Vocational?

Okay, alright then, Victor,

so you start working on

your skills as a YouTuber,

-we'll put you with Yolanda.

-Yay!

She wants to be an Instagrammer,

so you can help each other.

We have a new member.

Sergio, how about you?

-I'm fine thanks.

-No, what's your dream?

To steal medals!

-To blow games.

-What?

-Two blow games.

-To screw things up.

Guys, let's listen to Sergio.

Go on, your dream.

My dream is to have friends again.

Well, here we can pair you up

with anyone, right?

Not with me.

Why not, Brian?

Brian, tell us your dream.

Maybe we can all help you.

-To run away.

-What?

To run away.

Perfect. So Brian's dream

is to run away.

I want that dream too.

I didn't know you could choose it.

You want to put "run away" too?

Yes. I love running.

Especially with Brian,

I love how he runs, he's a star.

OK, great. Now we have

a pair of athletes.

Brian and Sergio, running.

You'll collaborate on that goal.

Yay!

Once all the way round

those pine trees and back.

We're going all the way round

to come back to the same place?

Exactly.

Go on. Hey...

-Juanma and Paquito?

-Juanma went for the hurdles.

-And Paquito went for Sergio.

-For Sergio?

-He says Sergio is in his center.

-Right, sure.

We're not here to fool around.

Get running.

Ceci?

Wow, Ceci, what a surprise.

Hey, Carlota.

You didn't get an internship

in the end, huh? Bad luck.

Yes, I did.

I'm in a top-class team.

-I'm head coach.

-Wow. What team is it?

It's...

They've made it to

the Spanish championships twice.

They're stars.

-Jeez, Ceci...

-Yes.

They're elite athletes.

It's a demanding job.

I'm pushing them hard

to beat records.

Coach!

Look what I got

for the hurdles race.

Paquito's coming now with Sergio.

Sergio's a new signing,

an incredible runner.

-I'm here!

-What have you got there?

Sergio!

We're getting ready

for a tournament.

A tournament, eh?

I'm getting a team ready

for a competition too.

No sh*t! Can we join?

Yes, sure.

I'll find out how later.

No offence, Ceci,

but it's for normal people.

You can cheer us on.

But not you.

If you come there could be

rain or another earthquake!

Just kidding, girl,

I never believed that

"Ceci is a jinx" stuff.

But just in case, eh?

Come on.

We're here, coach.

We're here,

everyone's safe and sound.

-No, don't touch me!

-Sorry.

No, it's not you, Juanma, it's me.

No, I'm Juanma.

Sure. I mean, maybe

I'm a problem for you guys.

Why would you be

a problem for us?

Because I'm bad luck!

But ever since you came

we've had good luck.

Sure, we're competing

in a tournament.

Yes, but it's athletics,

we have no idea.

But the main thing is

that we're all healthy.

Except Julio,

who's going to die.

I haven't reunited everyone.

I can't even do that right.

What if we helped you find Sergio?

-What a great idea!

-He's untraceable.

-What's that?

-No one knows where he is.

I do! At the center.

Yes, we saw him.

Thanks for bringing him, Paquito.

Not this one! This isn't Sergio.

The real Sergio.

What Paquito means is that Ser...

Sergio is... Sergio is

at his center, Los Juncos.

My finger...

-Cool.

-Cool.

The cake...

-These guys know a lot.

-Artist's medal, and champion.

Look, a box of tricks.

Learn it, Matias, go play.

Your sister must've forgotten to come.

London is far away

and badly connected.

Or maybe she got a plane

with no stopover in Spain.

It happened to my brother and me

on a local train,

and you can't do anything,

you feel important.

-Impotent, you mean.

-That too.

My sister told them

to not let me leave the center

-or do anything physical.

-She worries, she looks after you.

-Sure, from a distance.

-Why don't you go live with her?

She and her husband

are always working,

-even on the weekends.

-Then wait at home for them.

Look what my brother got me.

Want to see a magic trick?

-Go on, OK.

-Give me a number from 1 to 20.

-Yes.

-What a great trick, huh?

-Yes, terrific.

I know one, so your sister comes.

I saw it in a video.

-Really?

-Let's see if I get it right.

It's "manfullness.

You want your sister

to come see you, don't you?

She won't come.

If you want something to happen,

you have to use "manfullness".

Guys, a visitor.

For Sergio.

Good Lord.

Thanks, Ma.

Ration it out, don't eat

all the peanuts at once.

-Are you sleeping well?

-Yes, every day, but at night.

Don't be a greedy guts

and stay in bed all night.

Look what I brought you.

I chose them.

It's the only size there was,

but they were a bargain.

You know I like to shop wisely

and not overpay for brands.

Thanks, Ma, they're perfect.

-Here.

-What's this?

Pantyhose.

I got them for Johnny,

but he prefers Lycra,

he says it doesn't itch.

You know your brother gets

so fussy when he works.

I got you something else.

Huh?

For your hair.

sh*t, the tag.

I'll take it off so you can

put them on now.

We have a date for the finals,

Real Runners in person, Pedro.

Yes, sir. Four teams

with their four IGL's

and 40 real runners on the track.

My God, this edition

is going to be crazy.

We'll soon show you

the four classifiers.

-It's crazy, Muito!

-It's going to be wild, Pedro!

What's that?

A videogame competition.

-But in person, live.

-Sign yourself up,

you're great.

I'm sure you'll win.

No way, they're too good.

We can start a team.

I'd love to play like you.

-And I'd love to run like you.

-Then take these shoes,

to start off, I can't wear them,

they're one size.

Thanks, they're cool.

Your mom got you lots of stuff.

Your sister's bound to bring you

lots of stuff too.

Yeah, sure.

Your sister hasn't come

because you didn't concentrate.

You'll see, let's try again.

Breathe deeply.

Guys, a visitor.

For Sergio again.

Next time, you can

shove your "manfullness.

So? What do you say?

You're happy, right?

Sergio, you'll make

both your dreams come true.

Get your friends back and run.

Look how lucky

you've been with Ceci.

Sure. So, when are you joining us?

Right now, in my opinion.

He'll have to think about it.

Right, Sergio?

-Leave us your contact and...

-What's there to think about?

Go on, sign this, Sergio,

to make it all official.

Wait, the Sports Committee

will have to study it.

And the center has to

be notified first.

And do a study of

this extracurricular activity.

Sergio's here under

a special regimen...

Hey, for a dream fulfiller

you're all obstacles, honey.

Here, my number.

Julio said that if I left,

to never go back to the team.

Julio wants you back

in the club, he needs you.

He's told me loads of times.

But my old teammates

won't want me there.

Something happened.

-What I did was very bad.

-It can't be that bad.

Who remembers

what happened two years ago?

I do!

Sergio!

My medal!

You've made me so happy!

I knew you'd do it.

-Sure, but...

-Don't worry.

You'll see, I'll convince him.

I don't know,

you should've seen Paquito

threatening him like...

Pablo Escobar.

Sergio's not to blame for anything.

We all pressured him.

Maybe if he gave back the medals.

Who knows where

the medals are now?

Let's be honest, it's not easy

for the others to forgive him.

I'm the first who should

apologize to him.

With not a moment to lose.

What's this for?

To cheer things up a bit.

Cecilia...

We've been so lucky.

And you're lucky,

because Sergio is

an extraordinary sportsman.

You won't believe the rush

he'll give the team.

Your team.

Julio!

Julio.

It's a stroke.

Just as well you were there

when it happened.

It was lucky.

Will he recover soon?

At his age, and not being

the first time...

Hello?

Hello, Cecilia, this is Sergio.

I spoke to my partner.

-Sorry?

-I'm in.

Sergio, that's great news.

You don't know how happy I am.

It's for Julio, because of

what you said. But it's a surprise.

Relax, I won't tell him anything.

And I'm in on condition

that Brian signs up too.

-Brian? Who's Brian?

-My sports partner.

Does he compete too?

Compete? He's the best.

He runs way faster than me.

And if you see him jump

and throw stuff, you'll freak.

Sure. Bring him tomorrow,

We have to raise the level

of the team.

The chair is a joke, right?

It's no joke. It has a motor.

It reaches 20 miles an hour.

No, I didn't mean the speed.

Brian needs support like anyone.

Where is this team of champions?

And Julio?

I really want to see him.

Julio's not here right now, but...

Excuse us a moment.

How can I say this?

This is a track and field team.

And this guy may be charming,

but I don't see it.

-We all have our limitations.

-Limitations?

Don't put up walls too soon, Ceci,

you haven't spoken to him yet.

Being here means a lot to Brian.

It's great that he wants

to make his dreams come true,

but that's your job, not mine.

Don't palm him off on me,

I'm dealing with enough already.

How can I be so unlucky?

Hey, maybe I'm not the one

putting up obstacles.

-Don't be so negative.

-Sure, there are lots of positive things.

There are.

Your team will be knocked out

when they see Sergio.

Let's go.

-No, wait.

-What are you doing?

They hate him.

Every day they remember

the shitty thing he did to them.

They won the Spanish

basketball championship

and Sergio got them disqualified.

He stole the medals and vanished.

They've heard nothing of him since.

They want to k*ll him, Andy.

No, no, no, no, no, no...

We can't do it like this.

You have to prepare them,

and I have to prepare Sergio.

No, we can't wing this, Ceci.

How could you be so negligent?

Hey, don't overdo it!

And it's Cecilia, not Ceci.

Sergio!

Sergio, Sergio, Sergio!

-Hello, Sergio.

-Sergio, Sergio, Sergio!

-This is Brian.

-Hello, Brian!

-Welcome to the team.

-Forgive me for not getting up.

That's fine.

He's in a chair because

his body doesn't work so well,

but with his head

he's a videogame star.

-Holy sh*t!

-Don't worry, Brian,

I've got tennis elbow

and I'm here like anyone else.

-And I've got flat feet.

-You never mentioned that.

I was waiting for everyone

to be here to tell you.

-Oh, well, thanks...

-Antonio.

-Antonio. Nice to meet you.

-Same here.

Same here.

-Everything all right?

-Sergio's come.

-And what happened?

-It's a short story.

He asked us to forgive him

-and we said yes.

-Of course.

And he really did the dirty

on us big time.

He went... way overboard.

Bigtime... bigtime.

Paquito, hasn't he convinced you?

-No.

-Let's see what Julio says.

Right. When Julio comes

I'll introduce you.

-Julio's not coming today, Sergio.

-He's busy dying.

No.

-He's getting some tests done.

-Look what we're learning.

-You'll see, you'll see.

-C'mon, Antonio.

-Careful.

-Don't move, Marin.

Careful!

When is the championship?

-In two months.

-Oh, well, you have time.

Hi, Sergio, welcome to the team.

It's all so nice.

This team is great.

I'm delighted, coach.

Thank you for trusting me.

Sergio told me you run

and jump like crazy.

Sergio exaggerates.

What I can say is that

I'll do all I can so that

it rolls along smoothly.

Give it heaps, Collantes!

Running is quintessential

to track and field.

And except for the shotput,

discus and javelin,

you can't have an athlete

who doesn't run properly

and get optimum results.

-Yes, Sergio.

-Where's Julio?

Ready...

Set... Go!

We focus on breathing

and on what we're doing.

Come on, guys, faster.

Jesus, don't slack off.

Coach, what do I do?

-Watch it all closely, Brian.

-Perfect.

Good morning.

This way, this way.

Push a bit harder,

Marin, you've got it.

Let's keep our distance.

It's great.

I'm loving it, really.

Stretch, stretch and stretch.

Or you'll get cramps later.

-Jesus, you're not stretching?

-No, I don't get them.

-Are you sure?

-I'm sure. 50 per cent.

Go, Marin, we'll catch them!

Hi, Coach!

Go.

Slow down, Brian, I'm getting dizzy.

Go, Sergio!

Go, Sergio!

Heels back...

and side moves.

Come on, no one stops.

We all have to do this,

and I mean everyone.

Weight here. To get momentum,

right leg back,

left arm to right leg,

and then you throw

like you want it to go

through the roof.

Excellent, Antonio.

Gotcha!

-Wow, Mai-Pecka!

- I bet she classifies.

-It's going to be awesome.

-Why not sign up? You're great.

Only the top four teams

go to Real Runners.

-The best runners.

-The way you run knocks me out.

-I don't run, I play at running.

-It's the same thing.

It's not. I don't know what

it's like to cross a finish line.

-And I don't have a team.

-You don't?

You have us,

we're your team too.

The main thing with Real Runners

are the races.

But races... like relays?

Sure, relay races.

-What's the Blue Bolt?

-You have to know a lot.

If you find it,

you win the whole game.

Go, Benito, you can do it!

Great, Benito!

Go, run! To Roman!

What are you doing, Paquito?

Sergio, what are you doing?

He spaced out.

-Go, guys, that's it!

-That Juanma!

Great! That's it, that's it!

-How are you, Brian?

-Exhausted.

Oh, that Brian, he's our fave,

he deserves a Mexican wave!

-Did you put in any gas?

-Yes, five euros.

Five euros?

Why didn't you fill it up?

Do I interfere in your stuff?

Sergio!

-Great.

-Great, Juanma.

-Go, Benito!

-Go, Jesus! Go, Jesus!

Let's go!

Perfect, Sergio, two more laps!

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!

Get it, get it! Look, look!

I'm trying.

-Turn right, turn right.

-No, it's left.

sh*t! I hit left!

I told you,

they plugged you an opposite.

-And what's that?

-A f*cking nightmare.

Hit it!

Faster!

-What do I owe you?

-No, sir.

You can count on our services

whenever you like.

Thank you.

Go, Antonio, throw it.

OK.

Bingo!

Waiter!

Juanma, Paquito, a final burst!

Water, cool water.

Come on, they're selling like hotcakes.

-What would we do without Brian?

-We could make him a T-shirt.

-A T-shirt?

-Yes, so he feels impotent.

I LOVE CLUB

BRIAN'S FRIENDS

I LOVE CLUB

BRIAN'S FRIENDS

It's still hard for them,

but they're trying hard

and best of all,

they never say never.

Julio, don't you know who it is?

She's the coach of your club,

she comes to see you every day.

Hi!

-Can you take a video of me?

-Yes, of course.

Vertical.

-Mai-Pecka!

-Brian, please.

No, she's Mai-Pecka, a gamer.

I'm a fan.

-You know me?

-Do I know you?

I admire you deeply.

Are you here to compete

in Real Runners?

-Yes. Do you know the game?

-Yes, I've played with you.

-Really, Brian?

-Brian?

You're not Brianeitor?

Guys, this is Brianeitor!

Brianeitor, I don't believe it.

He's one of the best.

He's a monster.

If we hadn't been able to come,

he would've gotten in.

Yes, it was a shame,

but anyway...

I have a team now

and we've got a tournament.

Well, best of luck.

And so nice to meet you, Brian.

Thanks.

Damn!

Cecilia, one thing.

Is Julio still taking tests?

-Yes.

-Are they really hard ones?

Be patient, Sergio.

I'm scared something

will happen to me

and I'll die without saying thanks.

Julio, did you see

who's come to see you?

Sergio really wanted

to tell you something.

Right, Sergio?

Go on, Sergio,

you practiced the whole trip.

-Tell him.

- I did and he said yes.

-Yes, what?

-That it's all fine.

-He needs to rest now.

-Yes.

Of course.

Julio, tomorrow we have

our first tournament.

I promise we'll do

all we can to win,

and we'll do it for you.

It's all organized.

He says it's better if

we play to win.

He's sick of us being runner-ups.

Have you got telepathy now?

It's not telepathy,

I see what people are thinking.

You'll see. Give me a number

from 1 to 20.

-Yes!

You're not doing too bad.

Look, you plugged in a super-leap.

You can jump 10 hurdles at once.

-Jeez.

-You fell into limbo.

-It's fine, you can get back on track.

-How do I do that?

By winning a mini-game.

Look, you got boxing in pairs.

Me, me! I want to!

Let Paquito try.

What are you doing, Sergio!

He's on your team!

Medal!

What are you doing here?

Tomorrow we have it all

on the line. Paquito...

-Don't you want to sleep?

-Yes, he does.

Paquito wants to dream

of winning a medal.

Medal!

-Call her again!

-I'm calling non-stop.

-Nothing, she has it turned off.

-We won't make it.

-We'll get disqualified.

-Hey!

-Hello!

-What happened?

Sorry, sorry. I forgot

the registration paper.

- I had to go back home for it.

-Why didn't you call us?

My phone wasn't charged.

-Guys, your ID cards.

-There they are.

I brought some surprise T-shirts.

Brian, you'll love them.

I'll hand them out later.

That's everything.

If all goes well, we'll make it.

Jeez, that's bad luck.

It's fine, OK?

We'll change it in minutes

if we cooperate.

Let's go, team!

-No way.

-What's wrong?

-The jack's not here.

-Jeez.

How can we attract

so much bad luck? I don't get it.

It's like there's a curse on us.

It's witchcraft.

Worse than that!

Someone's given us the evil eye!

And my eyes are already bad.

I think it was that Carlota.

Carlota? Who's Carlota?

The one who told us

that Cecilia is a jinx.

Cecilia?

Cecilia?

Cecilia! Cecil

Ceci?

I don't believe it.

I'm freaking out.

She's left us in the lurch.

She's nervous about appearing live.

We'll miss the championship.

No, no.

I'll order two taxis right now, OK?

Get your things out of the van.

But we need the papers.

And the ID's.

Cecilia took it all.

-Good God!

-Now what do we do?

-Hang in there.

-Another medal down the drain.

sh*t!

Hello?

What? Yes, go ahead.

Mai-Pecka?

Yes, I know her, sure.

Are they alright?

What happened to them?

Confined?

What a bummer,

they were so excited.

Yes, of course,

I'll have to ask,

but I have the team here

and they look very keen.

-What's going on?

-We're in!

-In what?

-The Real Runners.

I'm surprised that Brian

didn't tell me anything.

Well, he doesn't know.

I left him here because

my mother had just died

and I didn't know

how we'd take care of him in London.

-What's changed?

-Nothing. What's changed?

I'm not at ease.

I should take care of him.

Brian is just fine here.

And you have to see if in London

you'll be able to attend

-to his needs, which are many.

- I told her.

Our house is small

and full of stairs.

We talked about this, Jos.

We're going to change,

we're going to move.

Yes, we discussed it.

But we should think it over.

It's decided, Aurora.

We haven't told him because...

we want it to be a surprise.

Yes, it will be a surprise.

Coming to get him,

without warning, to fly today

to another country...

That's another thing, the tickets...

Look, why don't we go get him?

-I'm dying to see him.

-Okay...

No, he's not in the center now,

he's gone out.

-Excuse me?

-Yes, he's meeting his g*ng.

The boy leaves the center

without you notifying the family?

That's not what we agreed on.

Brian is an adult.

The only permission he needs

to go in or out is his own.

What if something happens to him?

Brian leaves the center precisely

so that things happen to him.

-Tell us again what we have to do.

-It's very easy.

It's a relay race,

100 laps of the circuit.

The first team in, wins.

You'll be in a virtual reality,

which is a video game.

But you have to run for real.

-And you?

-I'll be the captain.

I'll plug in your abilities

and disabilities.

I already have a disability.

What I'm getting now

is prior sweating.

-Prior? Prior to what?

-To fainting.

How can we run for real

in a video game?

It's a hybrid championship,

a mix of video game and real sport.

We gamer captains fly over

the virtual track from the computer

-and help the real athletes.

-f*ck, basketball!

These are the mini-games.

They appear when a player falls

off the track and into limbo.

-What do we do with that?

-The teammates rescue them.

In this case, by playing basketball.

-Take that!

-Great, Juanma. A triple!

Is there hockey too?

-And there may be football and...

-Great!

It's like athletics, but on a computer.

I've played it.

How do we get inside the computer?

-With s virtual reality headset.

-What's Cecilia going to do?

Cecilia should be the coach,

it's a fundamental role.

But she's gone.

-Cecilia doesn't love us anymore.

-She does. She just got mad.

She'll be back,

like a bird to a warren.

-I want to see her again.

-Me too! Me too!

Hold on, I have a method!

Sergio, please...

Brian!

Good...

...afternoon.

-Where's the monitor?

-There isn't one, Brian's in charge.

What? You're here alone?

Brian, let's go.

Do you have all your things?

-No.

-He doesn't want to.

I can't go now, we were selected

to compete in Real Runners.

-What's Real Runners?

-A video game!

No! Stop, stop!

We have to get there soon,

there'll be crowds.

Brian's not going anywhere

with crowds!

It's way too dangerous for him!

We need Brian,

Mai-Pecka is positive.

-Excuse me?

-Yes, Mai-Pecka is amazing,

but sick, along with

the other members.

-Sorry, who are you?

-Brian's partner.

-Partner in what?

-Sports partner.

The other day we ran

-the whole track together.

-Holy sh*t.

Get the boy and we'll go,

this will end badly.

We can't go to the event

without Brian.

-Because we're a... a...

-What's wrong?

Did you forget to wind him up?

-A team of what? Clowns?

-No! Athletics.

What? You put the boy

in an athletics team?

What for, to laugh at him?

-No, to compete.

-Right,

in a wheelchair race.

Just so you know,

you could be liable for

a crime of humiliation.

-Do you think Brian loves me?

-He loves you loads, Manuel.

Right. Let's go,

we'll miss the plane.

-Goodbye, everyone.

-'Bye!

Just a moment!

Why don't we ask Brian

what he wants to do?

-Exactly.

-Kid...

You could get in deep sh*t for this.

Sergio! Bro! Espe, wait!

I'm putting the sticks away.

Screw the Real Runners!

What are you doing here?

-What am I doing?

-Yes.

I've been in here for two hours!

I came for the jack

and the damn door shut!

That's by chance too, right?

What happened,

did you get there in time?

-Did you win?

-No, it's this afternoon.

-This afternoon?

-Yes, but we can't do it without Brian.

-And where's Brian?

-They took him away from us.

-Do we have gas?

-The gas thing again!

You've asked me three times,

you nag.

Sorry, I'm nervous.

Where are you going like that?

To kidnap Brian

without them recognizing us.

My mother got them.

My brother won't use them.

Kidnap? We'll all end up in jail.

Don't worry,

we've synchronized our watches.

Watches?

We'll ask his family

to let us take Brian to the event.

-What if they say no?

-We go to Plan B.

And what's Plan B?

We beg on our knees.

I can be a hostage.

I've got Stockholm Syndrome.

Gosh, a hostage, that's cool.

Can I go with you?

Sure, all of you come.

Does anyone have

another brilliant idea?

I know it'd delay the operation,

but can we stop?

-Now? What for?

-I've got the call of nature.

-Can't you hold on, Sergio?

-It's better not to risk it.

Thank you.

Careful, careful.

FRAGILE - TAKE CARE

Really, it's just one day...

He'll miss this competition

he's so excited about.

He made it all up.

Video game competition?

A few geeks in a garage?

Really...

He calls anything a competition.

Brian, don't give me that look,

I know it.

I can stand it

when he acts Ret*rded.

Jos, you have to be in London

tomorrow no matter what?

-You know I do.

-I've been thinking...

I know what you're thinking.

I go alone with the luggage now.

You stay, take your brother

to play "snakes and ladders"

and fly tomorrow, right?

With another ticket,

because these are non-refundable.

You hit the nail on the head.

But not tomorrow, the day after.

It gives us time to say

a proper goodbye to everyone.

-Great!

-Great!

Brian, Brian, Brian!

Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian!

Brian, Brian!

Brian, Brian, Brian!

Brian, Brian!

-Put it in 4th, Andy, honey.

-Do I tell you how to train?

-You do interfere a lot.

-To help you.

Just like me! Step on it!

What good is getting Brian back

if we miss the competition?

sh*t. sh*t. sh*t. sh*t.

What's wrong, Andy?

- I asked you!

-You asked me to step on it.

-So it's my fault?

-It's not mine!

You're so stingy you put in

five euros of gas at a time!

Maybe it's because

someone's a jinx.

I'll do my "number two",

to save time.

-Aren't those your friends?

-Yes, they are!

Turn back at the roundabout.

Everyone out,

I'm ordering two taxis.

This girl always orders two taxis.

-Here's the first one!

-Come on, we'll make it!

Hello, Brian!

-Five passengers tops, plus the chair.

-What if we bunch up?

We won't make it!

Taxi!

-Paquito, what are you doing?

-It's free!

Real Runners!

Real Runners!

Real Runners!

Go, team!

Real Runners!

Real Runners!

Guys, this way!

-Campeonex?

-That's us, we got tied up.

You're cutting it close.

Go that way,

they'll give you the IDs

and you go straight to the track.

-Who's the captain?

-I am.

-And the coach?

-I'm the coach.

You got lucky with Mai-Pecka.

Luck, no, we worked at it.

The coach here high-fived her

four times to make sure.

-That's everything, right?

-I'm missing one.

Where's Sergio?

We're in deep sh*t!

Welcome to

the Real Runners cathedral!

Welcome to Caser Arena!

About to enter Caser Arena

is the final team,

signed up at the last moment.

You bet. It was a fluke.

Due to the confinement

of the Cyber Chinese,

who, by the way, have a message

for all the competitors.

Good luck, everyone!

Go for it, Brian!

Real Runners!

Hold on, Pedro, Brian isn't...?

Yes, the very same.

It's Brianeitor!

Entering the stadium right now

with his new team, Campeonex.

Brianeitor!

Kick-Collantes!

Jesusius! El-Marin!

Benito's-Got-It!

Juanma-Clown!

Manu-love! Roman-Run!

Pakito-Golden! Tony-Smiles!

And Sergio-Bro!

And with Cecilia-Hoodoo...

Los Campeonex!

-These names?

-I made them up. Cool, huh?

Jeez, is that Brianeitor?!

I never imagined him like that.

The rest have to be seen

to be believed.

Real Runners!

Look, she was a student of mine.

Movistar Riders!

All Warriors!

X-Cool Girls!

Your headphones. Good luck.

Ceci?

What are you doing here?

-We're going to compete.

-Compete?

With your super athletes?

Guys, do you know

who Napoleon was?

A gamer?

No! He said:

"A timely withdrawal is a victory".

Are you crazy? How can you

come here with those people?

And for the X-Cool Girls,

their coach, Carlota-PJ.

Are you an idiot?

If Sergio doesn't turn up,

what do we do?

Relax, you'll see how fast

Andy will get him.

Real Runners!

-Is there a problem, sir?

-We came to kidnap Brian,

he's got limited mobility,

but the rest of the g*ng has split.

Hey, where are you going?

I'm his sister,

taking him to his spot.

Can't he go alone, or what?

Let's go.

Four teams ready to give it all!

Coach, I think we'd better withdraw.

-Withdraw? Why?

-Because Napoleon said so.

-They're going to crush us.

-There are no disabled people here.

X-Cool, what are we here for?

To win!

That's the w*r cry

of the X-Cool Girls!

Look, guys, there are two types

of people in the world:

the diagnosed...

and the yet to be diagnosed.

So we, the diagnosed,

have no idea about video games.

Things aren't always easy,

you know it better than anyone.

But I'm counting on you all

to go out there and win.

Like Julio counted on me

to train you.

Because he couldn't find

another coach.

-That's true.

-Then you fell asleep

and signed us up

for athletics by mistake.

And you got locked in the cupboard

and we couldn't compete.

-And you high-fived Mai-Pecka.

-Exactly. Four times.

Don't you see? It's all been

for a reason, and a good one.

Maybe I've had bad luck,

but even that's been good.

You know why?

Thanks to my bad luck, we're here.

Together. And whatever happens,

the main thing is we have fun.

That we enjoy the competition.

Julio would be happy

to see us all happy,

united and proud of what we do.

Julio would want us

to switch to the video game.

Of course!

Oranges, lemons...!

Los Amigos Champions!

-Team! Why are we here?

-To crush!

-To what?

-To crush!

It's time for the four coaches

to choose a player

to come up to the platform.

Me, me, me, me!

-Roman, you start.

-Coming!

Go, Roman!

Runners take your places!

Devices control!

Sergio!

-Miss Andy?

-Yes.

The two taxis you ordered.

No, I don't need them now.

I don't care,

the app charges for them anyway.

Real Runners!

The first four runners

are adjusting the peripherals.

Four teams.

Four in-game leaders.

Go, Brian! Go!

Forty Runners!

Welcome to the show!

Welcome to Real Runners!

-Go!

-Let's go!

Pace yourself, Roman,

it's a long race!

Jessy-yes!

Don't worry, Jessy,

he's their best.

The others are useless. nt.

-This looks bad.

-What do we do, Brian?

Leave it to me.

This isn't her...

This isn't either.

This is her!

Watch Brianeitor, he just plugged

a superspeed marker into his runner.

C'mon, go, Roman!

With this, Roman-Run

can make up time,

-but Movistar Riders are strong.

-You bet.

Go!

It's fine, he needs saving.

Throwing.

-Me, me, me...

-Antonio, you go.

-Alright.

-Look, Pedrito,

the competition's first

minigame is open.

Yes, and the first throw from

Tony Smiles, from Campeonex.

Let's see if he can save

Roman-Run from limbo.

What's he doing?

He's playing with his ba*ls.

Look at him clutch the ba*ls.

Yes, like they were melons.

Throw it, Antonio.

-That doesn't look good.

-It came up short.

Antonio, start with your back

to the goal, as we practiced.

Body weight on your right leg.

That's it!

-Good throw, Antonio.

-Now, yes!

Yes!

Saved! Go, Roman!

Give it heaps!

Movistar Riders in the lead,

followed closely by All Warriors!

Well, well. Some players

are running out of stamina.

-I wanted to see you there, you star.

-Roman, change!

Change!

A change in Campeonex.

The next one has to enter

without losing a second.

Benito's-Got-It!

Benito's-Got-It doesn't seem

to be in a hurry.

It's like he's walking the dog.

Still, he's lucky with

the markers he's finding.

-Get them all, get them!

-Get them all, Benito, they're good!

They're telling him to get them all,

but I'd swear you can't.

It'd be very strange.

-Medal!

-It's not a medal, it's a coin.

-Is that good or bad?

-I have no idea.

Quincy-speedy!

Cecilia!

-Where's Sergio?

-I can't find him.

Look, look, I don't believe it.

What a cheek.

He got the coin as if it was a tray

and he's stacking the power-ups.

-Can that be done, Brian?

-You're seeing that it can.

Here you can do anything

until the judges say no.

My God, Pedro,

Benito is doing it!

With this glitch

he's setting a new method!

He's got flair.

He reminds me of a waiter.

Totally, man, with the tray.

Benito, Benito, Benito!

I'd give my life

for Julio to see this.

I'm told we have 200,000 viewers

on the Movistar Riders channel.

-Sorry, you can't be here.

-OK. I'll send the link to the nurse.

Perfect.

Go, Benito!

Jorge, prepare to relieve Floppy!

Let's go!

The lap count is very even.

Movistar Riders in the lead

with 8 completed laps.

Hello?

Did you just see

what Brianeitor did?

I'm amazed. I didn't know

you could do that. How?

My little tricks.

Jessy, honey, why didn't we

know this trick?

Brianeitor leads the ranking

of highest-rated captains

by our viewers.

Great!

Sure, he's doing

champagne Real Runner.

Your brother is wild.

You know what he said to

my mom when he was little?

"If of all the sperm, I won,

what were the others like?"

Campeonex are off the charts!

Yes, but they're with nine players

and that reduces the chances.

I'm in a hurry,

my team needs me.

-But things must be done right.

-Exactly, I let them down once.

Your mother's not answering.

Do you have another relative?

My brother Johnny,

but his phone is stolen,

so he rarely answers it,

it's hardly ever for him.

-You'd better call Andy.

-Who's Andy?

My monitor at the center.

Juanma Clown!

-Come on!

-Come on!

Hello? Yes, that's me.

What?

OK, I'll be right there.

They found him,

he's at the police station.

-Hurry, get a taxi.

-You bet.

What a race the rider

from Movistar Riders is having.

Looking good, passing obstacles,

very clean. A huge race.

Yes. The track is very tricky now,

you have to decide carefully

and pace yourself because...

We have the first problem, Pedrito.

Juanma Clown is panting.

His engine's broken down.

Go, go, go!

He didn't save his energy.

"F In the chat".

Go, Juanma you're the best!

-Patti-Single is flying.

-Patti-Single!

Go, go, go!

Move, Patti, move!

Juanma, a single girl

is coming from behind!

What a blow!

She whooped him!

Jeez, she's gorgeous!

-Juanma-Clown's got his blood back.

-There you go!

Go for her, Juanma,

she's in the bag!

He's on fire!

What a comeback!

I love how your student

handles them. What a star!

-You bet!

-What's her name?

Earthquake.

I call her the Earthquake.

-He's off the leash!

-Yes, but Jessy-Yes has him!

Goodbye.

-Bye- bye

-Jeez, Jessy's not fooling around.

-Boxing.

Let's see how the Campeonex

do at boxing.

Not so great.

Jesusius is a punching bag.

Jesus, defend yourself.

Relax, taking the blows is enough.

Punching bag or Ghandi,

he's taking a pounding.

-And Paquito? He's OFK.

-Paquito, help him!

But... what's this man doing?

-Paquito, not him!

-What's he doing?

He's beating up his teammate!

Friendly fire!

He's even hitting him

in his passport photo.

-Take that, K.O.!

-K.O.!

-That even hurt me.

-Jesus, are you alright?

Me? Great. How are you?

The Campeonex have just lost

Juanma-Clown, Pedro.

That makes three runners lost.

Yes, things are getting dicey

for the rookie team

brought by our friend Brianeitor.

Sergio!

-How did you get here?

-In a taxi.

-Where did you park it?

-Forget a taxi, I have a better idea.

Kick Collantes.

These Campeonex sure can drive

for some randoms.

In fact, Kick Collantes

is making good time.

-Yes, she paces herself well.

-Look out!

If she gets the marker,

it'll add 5 laps to her team

and they'll be in the lead.

What did she just do?

-Yes!

-Extra!

This runner's amazing, Pedro.

She just added five laps

to her team with one kick.

Kick-Collantes, Juanma-Clown,

Tony-Smile, Roman-Run...

What a pack of gaming stars, Muito.

Are these guys from your team?

Here comes another one.

Pakito Golden!

Jeez, Pakito.

Another with super-focus.

Watch it, this could be a troll!

Medal!

He's gone nuts.

He thinks they're medals.

No, don't pick them up.

They're trick coins, not medals.

-He wants all of them.

-Out!

Runner eliminated.

Campeonex are in a tight spot now.

Now they have

only four runners on.

It's the home stretch,

only active players can participate.

It's on the track

around the central zone.

-It's going to be spectacular.

-Yes, indeed,

because the Blue Bolt

hasn't come out yet

and Phase One is about to end,

so he has to be on the track.

We have to find him, Carlota.

Blue Ray doesn't exist, Jessy.

They say it to trick you.

What do we do if Sergio

doesn't arrive in time?

He will, you'll see.

Andy must be speeding here

in a taxi.

Say what you like,

but I think a taxi is faster.

-Not in this traffic jam.

-What traffic jam?

This it it, Muito.

The real becomes virtual

and the virtual, real.

Runners! Relay!

The Campeonex are also

about to hit the track.

Roman-Run is pretty slow,

waiting for Jesusius' relay,

and at this point

he's running out of stamina.

Energy!

Jesus, get that marker!

He got it! He got it!

Great!

Angela!

Crush!

Now Jesusius is going to hand

his baton to Roman-Run.

Relay!

Great!

-Roman-Run in the lead again.

-Yes, but there are 30 laps left

and his team only has 3 runners.

They've got it very tough.

Do you think Sergio loves us?

Yes, but above all,

we love him.

Oh, no. No, no, no...

No way.

We'll have to go by taxi.

Yes, I'll order it.

They know me now.

-But it'll take ages.

-Where is it?

This avenue,

but all the way down.

-I'll try to make it by running.

-How can you run there?

It's my dream,

to run off to where my friends are.

Last lap, Roman!

Get ready, Manuel!

-Coming!

-Go, Manuel, you're a machine.

The first runners finish their last lap

at the end of their tether.

Everyone except the runner

from All-Warriors,

who's still waiting for his teammate.

There he is!

Relay!

Terrific race, Roman!

Relay!

Let's see if Manu-Love

catches Betty-the-Muse,

who's putting X-Cool-Girls

in third place.

That's it, Manuel!

Bravo! Very good!

Go, Manuel!

Pinky-Warrior.

Look at Pinky-Warrior run!

It's like the cops are chasing him.

Cops, Pedro?!

Jessy-Yes is chasing him,

the IGL of the X-Cool-Girls,

she won't let him off the hook.

What a "try-hard".

This is one of the runners

with the greatest impact.

Yeah, take that impact.

She plugged "opposite" into him.

-See you later!

-Out!

Take that!

The All-Warriors runner is off the track,

so they only have one more runner.

The Movistar-Riders still have 4.

X-Cool-Girls with 3

and the Campeonex guys

with just 2

to complete 20 laps.

It's all incredibly even.

Wait, the boost to the player

of Movistar-Riders may shatter it all.

Manuel, pass the baton to Jesus!

-Relay!

-Very good, Manuel!

Look at Jesusius run.

He looks very Looney Tunes.

Whatever, but he's not slow.

-Come on, Jesus!

-Go, Jesus!

15 laps!

Extra!

It looks good for X-Cool-Girls,

who are in the lead.

But we all know

what Real Runners is like.

Until the last moment, Pedro,

it all can change.

Mary-the b*llet!

The All-Warriors runner

coming like a b*llet.

Sure, Pedro, her name says it:

"Mary, the b*llet".

Yeah? Just wait.

Out!

All-Warriors eliminated.

But wait, they still have one option.

Yes. Their IGL is active

and I'd play that.

-In fact, look, he's playing.

-Well, well, well...

Spider-Magneto!

-That's not allowed!

-Yes, it is.

The rules don't exclude

the gamer captain from the track.

Look at Magneto-Spider.

What versatility! What a runner!

Indeed, the guy's fit.

But passing Jesusius

won't be easy.

Jesusius is very Jesusius.

One more burst, Jesus,

one more!

Campeonex are now in the lead,

but Jesusius has had it.

He didn't save his energy.

Brian, his energy is running out.

I'll try something.

Attention, Brianeitor has found

a super-energy marker.

-This is awesome.

-Good luck, Jesusius was a "ruiner".

True, but the Movistar-Riders IGL

won't make it easy for him.

You bet, he's a pain in the butt.

The two captains are fighting

an amazing battle.

Go, Jesusius.

Out!

No!

I don't believe it.

Campeonex leaves the competition

after rowing hard

just to die on the shore.

With only 6 laps to go.

-You can't get worse luck.

-No, for sure.

They could've done

what All-Warriors did,

but in this case,

Brianeitor won't be running.

No. I can't see him sprinting.

What's going on?

Brianeitor!

Pedro, are you seeing this?

It can't be true.

Go, Brian, go!

I'm freaking out!

Go, Brian! Go!

What? The chair is a joke, right?

It's no joke. It goes 18 miles per hour.

Did Napoleon say nothing about that?

George Martino.

This can't be legal.

Hurry! Hurry!

I don't know.

The judges are deliberating.

The rules are clear.

No mechanical assistance allowed.

I'm very sorry, Pedro,

the Campeonex team

is definitively out.

Hold on!

Who's that going on the track?

It's not Sergio-Bro?

-Yes!

-Sergio-Bro!

Who's this? Is he also on

the Friends of Brian team?

Sergio!

I don't believe it.

I'm going to have a breakdown!

Take that! Take that!

Now what's going on?

No running without the VR set.

Sergio has to wear the glasses

to compete on an equal footing.

-Brian!

-Hurry, take my glasses.

-You should wear them.

-But I can't run.

No? You're the best.

You just need unplugging.

Faster! Hurry!

Hurry! Hurry!

Go, Sergio! Go, Brian!

Five laps!

Don't slack off!

Today in the Caser Arena

will go down in the annals

of e-sports, Pedro.

Hurry, you're walking on eggshells.

He's literally doing a "carry".

Campeonex! Campeonex!

Go, go, go.

Campeonex! Campeonex!

Campeonex! Campeonex!

It's amazing. All of Caser Arena

is shouting "Campeonex".

Out!

What's up, bro?

Is Magneto-Spider dropping out?

I'm not surprised.

I'd do the same thing.

My God, this is wild.

Come on! Come on!

Campeonex!

What a lesson Campeonex

is giving us today, Pedro.

What we're witnessing

is gaming history.

Roci-All!

It's crazy! I hope that

the Movistar-Riders IGL

is giving instructions

to his player to stop.

Out!

What are you doing?

-Keep running!

-What's going on?

Out!

Jessy, plug something into him!

Jessy, sh*t! Now! Jessy!

Carlota-PJ.

Remaining in the race are

Brian and Sergio against Carlota-PJ.

She's taking it personally.

And that foul?

That's not fair play!

Anything seems to go here

because she's going to win.

Carlota P- is going to reach

the finishing line first!

Jessy-yes isn't going to

thwart poor Sergio-Bro?

For you.

-Double eclipse.

-My head is going to explode.

Her own captain has plugged

a double eclipse into her. Insane!

I can't see sh*t!

We remind you that

if Carlota P- leaves the track

or takes off the glasses,

she'll be out.

-sh*t, I can't see! I can't see!

-Wait! Wait!

I told you, Pedro, I told you!

No, no. Sergio-Bro has

just found the Easter egg,

the best kept secret

of this videogame.

-What's going on?

-Look at your hand. Look.

The Blue Bolt!

-What's this for?

-What's it for?

The Blue Bolt is the top prize

for sportsmanship.

Recognition for the person

who respects the game

and treats their adversary

with consideration.

Sportsmanship is

an essential attitude

in the fight against cheating

and deception.

Only the players who show

the greatest nobility

in their behavior

will find the greatest treasure

hidden in Real Runners.

The Blue Bolt!

Yes! We won!

Campeonex!

Campeonex! Campeonex!

So many things you'd like to say

if you could speak, right, Julio?

You have no idea.

Campeonex!

Real Runners Winner!

-Congratulations, champion!

-Thanks.

How did you know there'd be

a Blue Bolt there?

Few people know about them.

In particular, I didn't even know.

Sergio!

Brian...

I'm so proud of you.

Carlota!

Take this.

It'll bring you luck.

-I don't need luck, Ceci.

-Oh, no?

Let's check. Give me a number

between one and ten.

-Four?

-No.

And it's Cecilia, not Ceci.

High-five, Cecilia, buddy.

Medal!

You'll finally get your medal, Paquito.

Sergio!

Gold medal for Campeonex!

A medal which, naturally,

in a virtual competition,

is a virtual medal.

An NFT that from now on

will be available

-to all the team members.

-They've made history.

It's a virtual medal, Paquito.

They upload it for us.

They put it online.

-Are you happy?

-f*cking hell!

What Paquito means

is he doesn't give...

a sh*t.

Thank you everybody at the Caser Arena!

Paquito, a virtual medal is worth

more than a real one.

At least it can't be stolen from you.

You can send it to

all your friends on WhatsApp

-and still have it in the cloud.

-But he can't bite it.

Really, Paquito,

if you weigh it all up,

the virtual medal does suck.

I was going to say that

but I didn't want to contradict you.

-Say no, Paquito.

-No.

-The cap looks great on you, Sergio.

-Brian gave it to me.

Hold on.

I have something for you.

I've had it for ages and I never

remember to give it to you

Hang on then.

Are there only gifts for Sergio?

-Damn!

-My medal!

I gave them to my brother,

but he said they were worthless

-and gave them back.

-What for?

To stick up my a*s, he said.

Medal!

-Paquito! Paquito! Paquito!

-Medal!

Paquito! Paquito!

-No! Don't lick the medals!

-Why not?

-Sergio stuck them up his a*s.

-No, I didn't in the end.

-Why?

-I ignored my brother.

-Besides, Brian's my brother now.

-And you're mine, bro.

Brian, we're going to miss you.

This team won't be

the same without you.

He'll be great in London.

I'll take care of him.

I'm so excited.

Espe, there's a problem.

Not at all, Brian.

I've got it all organized.

That's the problem, so do I.

Look, Espe, I wouldn't mind

taking care of you.

But I've no reason

to be in London.

And they won't take your husband

in the center.

It's for people with disabilities,

but not that any.

They're not prepared.

-What disability does he have?

-He's a killjoy.

No, he was just born

with very little sense of humor.

And that's... degenerative.

Brianeitor, can we get

a photo with you, please?

Sure.

-Thanks a lot, man.

-You're a star.

Brian! Brian!

Brian! Brian! Brian! Brian!

Brian! Brian!

Brian's a machine, eh?

And now what'll you do?

Instead of being an intern,

you almost got your Master's.

And you finished "c*m laude".

-Yes, we were very lucky.

-No.

-You brought them luck, Ceci.

-No way!

Yes, Ceci.

Can I tell you something, Andy?

Sure.

Call me Ceci again

and I'll give you a spanking.

Benito, get the check,

Andy's buying!

No, Benito, not yet.

I'm buying another round.

Thanks, Sergio, for minding

the medals for us.

Thank you, Sergio.

Thank you, Sergio. Thank you.

-And thank you, coach.

-Thank you for what?

-For training us.

-For believing in us.

-For driving us on.

-For loving us.

Thank you.

For not running off

like canned sardines.

For never... giving up.

For getting us back together.

We have to thank the right person.

-Let's call Julio.

-OK! Great idea!

He'll get such a surprise!

-Cecilia! Hello.

-Hello. Hello.

Hello.

I imagine you've found out.

WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

Julio can't be in there,

he doesn't fit.

They must have put him in

with high pressure.

Look at Paquito. He won't even

take off his medal to sleep.

Thank you, Julio. Champion!

Guys, Julio has gone!

Julio's dead?

Dead?!

He's at the post-game!

I totally agree.

We're the tops! We're too much!

We're the pick of the bunch!

Oranges! Lemons!

Los Amigos Champions!

Julio!

CHAMPIONEXLet's go!