02x02 - Oh Canada!

[bunniefuu]

[Pauly D]
Yeah, buddy.
Planet Hollywood, baby.

This is gonna be dope.

[Mike]
Oh!

[Pauly D]
Welcome to Las Vegas!

I would love for my roommates
to come to Las Vegas

and to meet Ariana,
the new meatball.

Oh, my God!
I think she pooped.No, that's Ron.

So, Ron, you've been
on social media lately?

Obviously,
every relationship
has problems.

Right now, we're good.
We're working on [bleep].

[Ronnie]
I told everyone that mine
and Jen's relationship was fine,

but one minute we're good,
the next minute we're not.

Ron's baby mama? Oh...
Yeah.

Jen is a wild one.

We'll have to wait and see
how that goes down.

Give him enough rope
to hang himself.

♪ Get crazy, get wild,
let's party... ♪

[Pauly D]
Yeah... buddy!

[Nicole]
Party's here!

[Mike]
The Situation is
under construction.

[Ronnie]
This might not have been
the best idea.

[Jenni]
We're so classy now.

[Vinny]
On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.

[Deena]
Get the frick outta here,
are you crazy?

♪ Do something crazy ♪♪

♪♪

[Pauly D]
Planet Hollywood. Yeah!

Mm-hmm.

[Vinny]
Oh, my God.

I need your help.

Oh, that's, like, brown.

All right.

I feel like
it's even. Right?

I think he needs
another coat or something.

Another coat.
Thank you.

I have to leave it on
for, like, an hour or so.

She has no trust
since Miami.

Everything really came
to a head since Miami,

and she just doesn't
wanna look stupid again.

I love you guys.

I don't think he's gonna
do anything wrong like that.

It's just that
they fight...

and they post it,
and it's bad.

Tit for tat is crazy
in this-- with them.

[Pauly D]
Jen is, like--
I'm scared of her.

His baby mama's gangster.
Gangster.

Now she's like,

"You do something wrong,
I'm gonna cut you."

[Vinny]
Oh...
Ooh...

I don't wanna play with her.
That b*tch is crazy.

[Pauly D]
That's why I think
he's on good behavior.

[Jenni]
Oh yeah. She'll
find out instantly,

instead of, like,
in three months.

Right.Is what she's saying.

I'm just trying
to keep the peace.

I don't want him
to look stupid.

I don't want her
to look stupid.

'Cause now...
[laughing]

Oh my... Did you add
another layer?

A little bit.Oh, my God!

[Pauly D laughing][Nicole]
Now it's too much.

Put your hand like this
to your-- to your face.

Oh, my God!

It's like Vinny and Pauly.

[Vinny]
Yeah, exactly.

You spray-tanned?

[Nicole]
Hey.

He looks like
he rolled around in mud.

This stuff washes off.I hope so.

♪ Rum-pa lum-pa
doopa-di-doo ♪♪

[Vinny]
Mike looks like
an Oompa Loompa.

Obviously,
he loves chocolate.

Like, this is
too perfect right now.

Ron, she's perfect.

I know.
She's awesome.I love her so much.

I'm just glad that
they got to meet the baby

before Jen goes to Oklahoma.
That's what I really wanted.

[Jenni]
She went to everyone.

Yeah.
And snuggled.

She's, like, the best.
She's, like, she just chills.

She makes it
all real, huh?

Yeah.

That's such
a good feeling.

Yeah. I love her.

♪♪

Look at that.

You got heart, kid.

[Pauly D]
Yo, you got mad heart.

[Ronnie laughing]

[Pauly D chuckling]

That's cool.

I'm a [bleep] artist, bro.

It looks like me.

[Vinny]
What's up, Las Vegas?

It's your boy, DJ Pauly D.

I, uh, I still have a blowout.

It takes me 25 minutes
to do my hair.

I'm orange.

Um, I'm the last guido alive
that still looks like this.

I am the last of the mo-guidos.

Oh, yeah!

What a handsome pillow.
[laughing]

I have my mid-- I have
my midday relaxing shirt on.

Oh, me too.

Me and her are,
like, besties these days.

Yeah, Mike really
comes through.

Oh...

[Jenni]
So, Roger decided to make me
a Mother's Day video

and have all my friends be

part of this video
by sending in clips,

and Mike was the only one
actually to do it.

I'm still really hurt
by the roommates

because, you know,
they didn't participate.

I'm going through
a very hard time with Greyson,

and that video was
the best thing I could ever see,

until the end
when it was only Mike.

So, it actually
broke my heart.

[Jenni]
It was an opportunity
for them to show

how they feel about me,

and they failed
[bleep] miserably.

Will you help me?

With... what you're
trying to do?

Like, set me up.

You want an assist
on this one?

I do.
I'm really hurt.

Yeah?

It's hard for me
to be here.

I thought you were
getting dressed.

[Mike laughing]

Can we awkwardly
stare at you?

Are you
talking about me?

We were talking
about going out tonight,

living our best life.

Are you wearing
a tank top or a T-shirt?

Nah, a T-shirt.

[Nicole blowing raspberry]

What matches,
if-- if at all?

You can go with either one.
I kinda would go with the grey

because you're gonna
ruin them in the club.
Okay.

You look fine.

I just don't like it.

You look like


Second option.

This guy changed.
First night out in Las Vegas.

Love you, Mike.Salud.

Oh, yeah.

You guys had a shot
without me?

[Vinny]
Ooh...

First night out in Vegas
with my roomies,

and, uh, hopefully
it doesn't go south.

You look like one of
those dogs that has the hair.

What is it, like,
a Lhasa Apso or some [bleep]?

Nicole used to rock a poof,

but now she looks
like the Bonsai tree

from "The Karate Kid."

All right.
Deena, let's go!

[all]
Aw...

Vinny's my wingman,
and he's back.

I can't think
of a better place

than Las Vegas to have
my wingman back.

Cabs are here!
First time in Vegas saying,
"Cabs are here!"

Oh, yeah!
I love Vegas this time of year,

and every time of year...
'cause I live here.

[laughing]

"M"...
"V"...

"P."
"P."

Where's Ron at?
Did he go with the girls?

Yeah, he went in the--
the other vehicles.

Ooh, shade.

Shade.
Shade.

Did you feel good
about today?

Yeah.That was great.

Don't you miss her now?Yeah.

Aw... I feel your pain.

Life's good, man.
We're here in Vegas.

Yes, sir.

[Vinny]
Mike is studying this menu

like he's studying
for a test.

All I want in life is
for someone to look at me

like Mike looks
at a food menu.

I'm gonna do
the Firefly fries,

and I'm gonna do
the fried galamad

and lamb chops

and the empanadas,
roasted pork--

Mike,
that's it for now.

[Vinny]
It's impossible trying

to be Mike's keto coach.

You don't need the fries.

Don't listen
to this guy, Mike.
Oh, my God.

This man will not
be contained.

[Jenni]
He came for you.He did.

Didn't you ask me
that you wanted me

to hold you accountable?I would never
do that to you.

I know you wouldn't.Because they're
bad friends,

and they don't care
about your health.

Oh...
Mike's a really
good friend.

[Jenni]
I'm not a [bleep] friend.

You guys literally
can't do 30 seconds.

"Happy Mother's Day."
There's no excuse.

And it's really
[bleep] [bleep].

Jenni, what did you think
of the video I sent you?

[both]
What video?What video is this?

Yo, Pauly, Canadians.

Canadians?
Yeah, eh?

We've got single Pauly,
single Vinny,

and it's just like old times.

You're hot.
You're hot.

I'm sorry, what?!
I'm sorry, what?!

What you wanna do, bro?!

Bro, I will
beat you up by your--[voice] Come on!

--[bleep]! What do you
wanna do, bro? Come on, b*tch!

[Jenni]
Paul!
[bleep]!

Jenni, what did you think
of the video I sent you?

[both]
What video?What video is this?

For Mother's Day,
Roger hit me up--

Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah.--and said that

he was trying to put together
a video, so I did it and--

[Vinny]
I dropped the ball
on that, sorry.

Yeah, me too,
I didn't really--

[bleeps, overlapping chatter]

I thought that we are, like,

really, really close,

and they couldn't take


to participate in this video

that would make me feel
really good about being a mom

in such a [bleep] time
of being a mom,

with my son starting therapy
and everything.

[Nicole]
I totally forgot.

On the real... I cried.

[Nicole]
Are you kidding?

Oh, my God.

[Nicole]
You're mad at me?

Is this a thing?

I'm just, like,
the worst with text messages,

especially, like,
when I'm, you know,

with the kids,
and we're out at the park,

and I read it,
and I'm like, "Right,
I'm gonna get back to that,"

and then I never get back to it.

So I feel like [bleep]

for forgetting
to do my video for Jenni.

But I see her every day.
She knows how much I love her.

I was, like,
what if they-- whatever.

They don't like Roger.
That's fine.

But it was for me,
to make me feel better.

[Vinny]
I'm in shock right now,

because I'm like...
I had no idea

that Jenni would
be upset about this.

Full transparency--
I did not wanna come.

Get the [bleep]
out of here!I swear to God.

Yo, I'm like-- my mind is
being blown right now.

I swear to God
on my kid.

We just forgot,
and we're [bleep].
And we love you.

We would do
anything for you.I just wanna
forget about it.

You're my best friend.
I feel like a bag of [bleep].

Well, let's do
a video right now.

Jenni, we think
you are the most--Happy Mother's Day!

Stop!--amazing mother!

We love you so much.We love you so much.

Happy Mother's Day.

[Nicole]
I love you!

Well, there's your video.

I'm hurt, and, like,
they don't get it.

I don't know
if they're genuinely sorry.

It's just-- it's like [bleep],
it's like... hmm.

Enjoy.

Jenni, this is
your fifth shot.

Side note. Guess who texted me
Happy Mother's Day?

Who?
Jen.

Did she?
Yeah.

That was very nice of her.

But I think I should
tell you something.

What?

I talk to Jen.

I've been talking to her.

And I hope you don't mind.

I really do like her.

I-- I like what she says.

I love, you know,
your baby with her.

So, I developed somewhat
of a relationship with her.

[Vinny]
Typical Jenni.

Like, mind your business.

You're talking to Ronnie's girl
that he has issues with.

That's a little too involved.
You know what I mean?

So, I just hope
you're okay with that.

[Ronnie]
Apparently, Jenni and Jen are,
like, best friends,

that I didn't even know about.
What the hell is going on?

If she ends up liking Jen better
than you, I would get salty.

[Nicole]
It could happen.
They're, like, the same person.

They're not
the same person.

[Pauly and Vinny]
Ooh...

Well, I meant, like,
the strong-woman aspect of it.

Oh, yeah. Punch you
in the face, for sure.

Yes, that's what I mean.I see that.

[Ronnie]
At the end of the day,
I'm her real friend,

and I don't want the same
[bleep] to happen

with [bleep] Sam
to happen with me and her.

This is my last time trying.
Are you friends with her?

You can just put it right here.
I'm the only one--

Yeah, just-- yeah,
just put 'em all right here.

I don't-- I don't need
one of those. Thank you.

Oh, we know, Vinny, we know
you don't get a plate, bro.

If only you cheated
on Elicea

like you cheated on your diet,
you might still be together.

[all]
Oh...

That was pretty good.
Jenni!

I held it back.
She--

What do you gotta say
for that, Vin?

I love Jenni.
She's great.

I loved her in "The Mask."
It was amazing.

[all laughing]

My face will go down
in a day or two,

but your ego
and cheating ways
will stay the same.

[all]
Oh!

It's weird when
it's not Mike and Ronnie.

[Vinny]
Yeah, I know.

[Pauly D]
I love a good
Jenni/Vinny roast.
Really?

Don't make her laugh too hard.
Her face might fall off.

[laughing]

Oh!

[laughing]

Oh, [bleep].

I was gonna pass this
and be like, you know,

because of
the bottle girls.

[all]
Oh!

But I didn't know
if that was gonna be a good one.

[Pauly D]
She's still going,
she's still going!

Or if you wanted to write down
another girl's number...

[all]
Oh!

This is fun!

[Mike]
I'll be honest with you.

I love being a spectator
in this roast.

[Nicole]
Isn't it fun?It's so fun!

Vegas!

[Ronnie]
Love you guys.
Love you.

Yeah, yeah,
love you too, guys.

[Jen]
Our flight got changed,
so I was gonna see

if I could come see you.

[Ronnie]
She's gonna come in,
trying to start

some kind of trouble,
and, you know, I'm worried.

[bleep]!

[Pauly D]
You all right?

[Mike]
Something must be going on

that you're not
telling us about.

♪♪

[Jenni]
You ready to go?

[Nicole]
You're walking drunk.

How many tequilas
did I have?
Five.

But look, still walking
a straight line.

♪ Single Vinny
in the house ♪

Yup.
[Vinny]
Yes, sir.



Single Vinny.

My man Vinny is freshly single,
and I'm liking it.

He's gonna wingman me,
I'm gonna wingman him.

We're just gonna go to town.
You guys are gonna see magic.

[Jenni]
Where are we?

[Nicole]
Drai's.

Wait, where are we?

Drai's!

I don't know what I was
just dreaming. It was weird.

[Nicole]
Apparently, in Vegas,
Jenni drinks tequila

like it's no one's business.

Watch your crotch.
I know.

I'm so proud.

♪♪

What's good, my dude?
How are you doing?

I'm good.
How are you?
Good, man, good.

Drai's Nightclub is
my residency.

It's my home here in Las Vegas,
and it's where I do my thing.

So I'm taking
my "Jersey Shore" crew

over to Drai's, and tonight
just happens to be Night Swim.

That's where I work,
right there.

[Vinny]
Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pauly D]
We're getting the VIP treatment.

They hook us up.
We have our own cabana.

And we have a perfect view
of the dance floor-- it's lit.

I'm selfishly happy
that Vinny is single

because I have
my wingman back.

Do you know
my best friend, Vinny?

[Vinny]
Hi.

Now we can go
back to our old games,

and we called each other
the Smash Squad.

We could smash
out here in Las Vegas.

♪♪

Yo...

[Vinny laughing]

Yo, guys, what are you doing?
You're sleeping in the club.

I'm living my best life.

[Vinny]
This is crazy.
Ronnie's been, like, a saint,

and, uh, Jenni's
sleeping in the club.

Like, what world
are we living in right now?

You need to go home,
you need to go to sleep.

I'm taking a nap.Yes, let's go!

Moms gotta go.
Get out of here.

[Nicole]
Moms are out of here.Get out of here.

[Pauly D]
All right, girls.Peace out, moms out.

Moms out.Are you staying?

[Nicole]
I feel like Jenni had
a whole bottle of tequila.

She just needs
to go home and rest.

I was sleeping
at [bleep] Drai's.

Wanna go upstairs?

[Pauly D]
I don't care. Do it.

We're gonna do a lap.

You wanna come,
or you wanna hang?

[Vinny]
Wanna go upstairs?

He's not coming?He's gonna hang.

[Ronnie]
Not this time!

[Ronnie]
I made some bad decisions
in Miami,

and I'm here in Vegas,
and I'm like,

"I will not do
the same thing twice."

So, yeah, I need to get
away from the girls.

[Pauly D]
Yo, Ronnie's going
through it tonight.

He don't wanna hang.
Nothing.

Yo, why wouldn't
he wanna walk with us?

[Pauly D]
We have a different
Ron right now.

It's like
the Puerto Rican Jesus Ron.

I'm not buying it.
It's not gonna last long at all.

Get the [bleep] up.
Did Bill Cosby drug you?

How are you doing?Good, how are you?

Vinny.
Nice to meet you.Nice to meet you.

Where'd you guys
come from?

Oh, nice. You guys are
from Canada? I love Canadians.

[woman]
We're so good.

Yo, Pauly, Canadians.

Canadians.

[bleep].Yeah-- yeah, eh?

Canadian girls are
just, like, always DTF.

To Canada, eh?

[Vinny]
Like, they think like men.

So, like, women
one-night-stand men in Canada.

It's, like, not even,
like, a bad thing.

Those are nice pants.
Those are nice pants!

Those are some good pants.

Might as well
be a bull's-eye.

Oh, no, no, no.

Yo, these girls are
savages. Savage....so, like...

Oh, they're savages.
Savages. Savages.

Please protect me
from all these thots.

♪ Here a thot, there a thot,
everywhere a thot, thot ♪

[chuckling]

I'm telling you,
Canadian girls,

like, they're friendly people.

All right,
let's go.
I love Canada
this time of year.

All right,
we're going out.

♪♪

We've got single Pauly,
single Vinny.

This is exactly what I thought
Miami was gonna be.

Now I have single Vinny
in Vegas,

and it's just like old times.

[both chuckling]

I mean, I love Canada.
I love Canadian bacon.

I love Drake.
I love Justin Bieber.

And, um, I love
the Canadian women.

Oh, Canada!

♪♪

[cawing]

[horse neighing]

[change jangling]

All right, take care.

No phone calls
in the elevator.
No service.

All right.
All right--

text-- yo,
find-- DM me.

Slide in my DMs.

[Vinny]
We're back in business.

Vinny and Pauly are
k*lling it again.

All right.
Mission accomplished.

Mission accomplished!

And, uh, it feels good.

I'm getting all giddy here.

Yo, we're [bleep]--
We're back
in business.

Yo...
We're back
in business, man.

♪♪

The amount of tequila
that I drank last night,

I should be in a coma.

Nope.

I'm bored.
I don't know what to do.

Hello.Hey, it's me.

Hey.I'm the only one up,
by the way,

and it's only 8:30 here.

Oh, yeah? What did you guys
do last night?

We went to dinner,

and then Mike helped me

bring up Mother's Day
in a very nonchalant way.

Oh, so it's all good
in the hood now?

No...

How's Jen and Ron drama?

Like, it's all-- they're
good to go now? Everybody's--

Oh, my God.
He's so spectacular here.

I walked in this place,
he was clean-cut,

shredded, which is weird.

They were raging
the last two months.

Tan. Very positive Pam. Huh.

It's very awkward.

All right, well,
I'm glad you're in
a better state of mind.

That's what matters
more than anything.

Well, I love you.
Give the kids kisses and hugs.

All right. I love you.
Talk to you later.

Love you.

Bye-bye.Bye now.

[Ronnie]
Oh, Michael, you're up?

God! I need to go
to a shoe store.

[electrical whirring][gasps]

[Nicole]
What was that?

So, Café Hollywood?

Yeah, and then gamble?

Yeah, that's fine.

[Jenni]
Mike, let's go.

Vinny's not coming?No, no, Vinny's out.

[snoring]

Watch out, the thickness
is coming through.

Make room for the thickness.

I think I'm gonna get that
burger that Mike got yesterday.

[Jenni]
Table of five, please.

Breakfast is the most important
meal of the day. Feel me?

The accountability coach
is upstairs.

Are we cheating?

I think we are
cheating, yes.

[Ronnie]
I didn't see
nothing, Mike.

How are we doing, guys?
Welcome to Café Hollywood.

Can I get you guys anything
to drink for right now?

I would like
an orange juice,
a water...

[Nicole]
Oh, God.

...and, uh,
a iced coffee.

Should I get to the food
right now, are you guys ready?

Yeah. Um, I'm gonna do
the chicken and waffles...

but can I get French fries
instead of the potatoes?

All right, thank you.You like any ketchup
on the side, man?

Yes, sir.
Thank you.

[Mike]
The last time
that we came here,

Vinny was picking my croutons
from my Caesar salad.

Can I get
a side Caesar salad?

Careful, Mike. Those Caesars
have a lot of sugar in 'em.

[Jenni]
Oh, my God!

Not today.

[Pauly D]
This guy's out here
living his best life.

Yes.

[Nicole]
Oh, this is so good.

[Mike]
Yes. Yes.

Chicken fingers.

I do do the keto diet
with one cheat day.

Yes. Living.

It's so annoying
how he doesn't get fat.

[Mike]
One cheat day

three to five times a week,
and that's it.

Yo, Pauly, did you have
Canadian bacon for breakfast?

[laughing]
What's that?

Yes, sir.

So, what's the plan?

They say Flamingo is good.

What's that?
[Jenni]
A pool party.

Cool.
Bring it!

[Nicole]
I love drinking during the day,

and I love pool parties.

It's time to spiral.

[Nicole]
Should we see
if Vin's up? Vin?

[Ronnie]
Hey, Vin.

[Nicole]
Vincenzo?

[Mike]
There he is.
There he is.

[Ronnie]
So, I will make
that phone call right now.

[Ronnie]
Jen's going on a trip
with the baby,

so I just wanna talk to her
before she leaves.

Good morning. Hi!

[Jen]
Hi, Daddy.

Hi, baby.

[laughing]

Wow!

What are you guys doing?

[Jen]
Nothing. Sitting here.

Oh, you guys
didn't leave?

Oh, did it?

That's not good.

Yeah, I'll let
everybody know.

Jenni's been asking
about you.

Oh, God.
Is this how it starts?

[Ronnie]
You know, my roommates,
they're just getting to Vegas.

They don't know everything that
happened with me and Jen.

She plays this nice,
sweet-girl role,

but she's gonna come in trying
to start some kind of trouble.

And, you know, I'm worried.

I'll call you
in a little bit.

Okay, bye.
Bye.

[bleep]!

♪♪

Oh, you guys
didn't leave?

No, our flight
got changed.

Oh, did it?

So I'm gonna
have a babysitter

so I was gonna see
if could come see you?

Yeah.
I would like that.

So right now I FaceTime Jen,
and she tells me

that her flight's canceled
and that she's still in town

and that she wanted to come out
tonight with us.

[bleep]!
Oh, God. Here we go.

[Ronnie]
I'm getting nervous
about bringing Jen around.

Our relationship
isn't perfect.

We fight,
and we make up,

and we fight,
and we make up,

but at the end of the day,
what happens between me and Jen

happens between
me and Jen.

I don't wanna involve the people
that are closest to me.

Jen's flight got canceled.
She's gonna come out tonight.

[Pauly D]
Oh, no way.
Yeah.

Ooh, okay.

[Pauly D]
Uh-oh. That's what's up.

We've never been out with her
when she wasn't preggers.

Uh-oh. Okay...
All right.

Ron said Jen's coming out
with us tonight,

but he's kind of
acting weird.

So the two things are
definitely connected.

Something's going on.

Getting pumped up
for the pool?

That I am, my friend.
Guilty as charged.

[Nicole]
Pool party!
Yes.

Day drinking.Day drinking.

Salud. I love pools
this time of year.

Yeah, buddy.
Cabs are here.

[Mike]
Hell, yeah.
[Pauly D]
Ladies first.

Ladies first.
Please and thank you.

To being classy.

♪♪

Dear [bleep]!

Just blew a snot rocket.

Oh, my God!

♪♪

What up, man?
How are you?

♪♪

[Vinny]
Going to a pool party
in Vegas--

you're going to a club
during the day.

There's DJs, there's, like,
partying, there's dancing.

Everyone's in a bathing suit,

so everyone's, like,
already naked.

♪♪

What up, family?
How are you, man?Come here!
Good to see you, brother!

Good to see you too, man.
Been a minute.Been a while.
How you been? You all right?

DJs are my boys, especially
out here in Las Vegas.

I gotta go to the booth,
show some love,

and then make their party even
more lit than it already is.

Hey, yo!
When this beat drops,

I wanna see that fist pump!

Let's go!

♪♪

Put 'em up, put 'em up,
put 'em up, put 'em up!

♪♪

How can you see?
You can't see.

Just stick your head
right in there.

Oh, is Mike
putting that on?

[Mike]
Word.

I see this giant panda head
on the stage.

I'm gonna put this on and I'm
about to, you know, bust a move.

♪♪

[Pauly D]
It's a party.

♪♪

To be honest with you,
the panda head is kind of cute,

and if I brought the panda hat
home to the missus...

that's when the party begins.

♪♪

[Nicole]
Yes!

Everybody is turning up
out here in Las Vegas,

but Ronnie's acting, like,
totally different.

Real quiet and, like,
acting all weird.

'Cause I gotta wait for him
to come back to his old self,

and I don't know how long
it's gonna take.

I don't wanna say
anything badly about Jen

'cause she's the mother
of my daughter,

but she's got a lot of issues

with me being in the house
right now.

She told me. She's like,
"I don't trust you.

Don't want you in the house."

I haven't been straightforward
with my roommates.

Me and Jen fight all the time
and there's nothing stable.

Whenever she gets mad,
it's like a volcano exploding.

You can't calm down the volcano.
It's just gonna explode.

[cell phone vibrating]It's definitely bad.

[Jenni]
What?I drunk a sip of it.

Oh, she's mad about something.
She's mad about-- oh!

[Mike]
He's looking
at his phone.

[Nicole]
Oh. God!

Jen's sending all these texts.

Jen knows exactly what buttons
to push for Ronnie.

It's like a recipe
for disaster.

[Nicole]
What?

Yo, Ron goes to zero to 100
so quick,

you blinked and you missed it.

He could literally be happy Ron,
and then he goes

and checks his phone
and he's, like, going off on,

[bleep], you know,
a Ron-page.

It's mind-boggling,
the ups and downs this guy has.

I gotta use the bathroom.
You gotta use it?

Uh, I'm lazy.
I'll meet you.

Oh, wait, what?

[Ronnie]
No, you're talking
too much [bleep].

That's your problem.
Too much [bleep], bro.

Too much [bleep].

Vegas! Yes, Vegas.

Have your a*s dragged out
by your Gucci bag, son!

[man]
We're not in Jersey, dog.I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry, what?
I'm sorry, what?

Hey, Ronnie--No, come on.
Come on, bro.

Come on, bro, I'll move them.
I'll move them. I'll move them.

I don't give a [bleep]
about you.

Aah! Ron!Bro, I will beat you up
by your [bleep]!

What do you wanna do, bro?
Punk b*tch!

I'll [bleep] move them all
for your a*s.

[Mike]
The dark side has latched
on to Ronnie.

That's when you get
a little rampage

and you've got a situation.

What happened?[Ronnie]
I don't give a [bleep].

What do you wanna do, bro?
What you wanna do?

I seen this from a mile away.
I knew this was gonna happen.

[Ronnie]
What do you wanna do?

I'll move 'em all.
I'll move 'em all, bro.

Ron is breaking down right now,

and it was only
a matter of time,

and the b*mb is exploding.

What you wanna do, bro?

What do you wanna do?!
I'll move 'em all!

♪♪

[Ronnie]
Have your a*s dragged out
by your Gucci bag, son!

What you wanna do, bro?
Bro, I will beat you up
by your [bleep]!

What do you wanna do, bro?
Punk b*tch!

[bleep] out of here, bro.What happened?

[Pauly D]
Ronnie is getting into it
with a dude in the bathroom.

I don't know what the hell
that's about.

[Pauly D]
Let's roll out, guys.

Now, we just need to get Ronnie
out of here right now.

[Pauly D]
Okay, let's roll.

♪♪

[Ronnie]
Don't feed the guidos,
don't touch the guidos.

[Pauly D]
Ronnie almost split somebody
in the bathroom.

Ron has been
on his best behavior,

acting like a saint,
and, for some reason,

as soon as Ronnie said, "Jen's
coming out with us tonight,"

Ron started spiraling.

She knows how to push
Ronnie's buttons.

And then, all of a sudden,
he's getting into a fight

with some drunk guy
in the bathroom.

The real Ronnie's starting
to come out.

Jen's visiting, and I'm sure
she likes tequila, right?

I don't know. I don't care.
I'm over it.

What?

In the cab, it's getting
a little awkward because I knew

my spiral buddy would come out
and he'd say hello,

but he's not in a good mood
and negative.

Jen is supposed to come out
with us tonight.

And this is not a good start.

Oh, Jesus, take the wheel!

♪ I told 'em, I told 'em,
I told 'em leave me alone... ♪

Oh, yeah!

♪ I told 'em leave me alone ♪

♪ Don't you got
somewhere else to go... ♪

This man is going
to commandeer the bathroom.

♪ My phone about to die... ♪

[phone line trilling]

♪ I wanna get to you,
girl... ♪

Ohh!

♪ No matter how hard I try... ♪

You look comfortable
as [bleep].
Hell yeah.

♪ I'm always on the move,
girl... ♪♪

[phone line trilling, stops]

♪♪

One minute we're,
"I love you, I miss you,"

and the next minute,
it's just like,

"Don't call me
or don't text me."

So, this morning,
she was coming out tonight,

but right now,
I don't really know.

Like, we're here.
That's what it is.

I'm just tired of fighting,
you know?

Just becoming
mentally exhausting.

It's draining.

There's so much going on,
honestly.

What's the matter?

[muttering]
I'm good.

Is she still coming?

I think I'm burning calories
out here in this hot weather.

Felt nice to be in the sun.
Vitamin D.

Yeah.

[Pauly D]
You all right?

[whispering]
Yeah.

[Mike]
I love Ron,
I want him to be happy,

but he's crying right now,
and I'm like,

"Something must be going on that
you're not telling us about."

What helps me a lot,
when I'm going through

some serious stuff,
which I am, heh heh...

um, the Serenity Prayer.

"God grant me the serenity
to accept the things
I cannot change;

"courage to change
the things I can;

and the wisdom
to know the difference."

Everything in life,
I go off of that.

[Pauly D]
I like that.
[Mike]
Right? Yeah.

[Pauly D]
Focus on the...
[Mike]
Yeah.

[Pauly D]
...the positives.
[Mike]
Yes.

Try to find the good,
even though when it's hard--

sometimes days you have to look
harder to find it.

Yup.
It's tough.

It is tough,
but life is tough.

You know what I'm saying?

As you grow older,
you realize that you
actually get stronger.

You know, life doesn't
get easier.

[chuckling]
You just become
stronger and wiser

and more mature
to handle what life
throws at you.

So, um...

Yup.

[Ronnie crying, sighing]

♪♪

[phone line trilling]

[Ronnie]
Where's my daughter?

[dial tone]

[Ronnie crying]

[Mike]
He's crying.

I think he's crying.

[Vinny]
Yo, what the [bleep]
is happening?

Can someone explain to me
what's going on?
'Cause I've been busy.

I just-- he's-- he's going
through it right now.

[Vinny]
What, is he texting
right now?

[Pauly D]
But I don't exactly know
what's going on.

[phone line trilling]

It's the relationship.

She is supposed
to be coming to either
a club or dinner tonight.

When he is like this,
he's going through
something with her.

He's not just upset
about something.Yeah, exactly.

They're-- they're going--
they're in a fight.
They're fighting.

[Ronnie crying]

I'm gonna grab one of the girls.
One of them.

From what I've seen of Jen
on social media,

she knows how to get a rise
out of Ronnie

and be his worst enemy,
and he plays right into it.

He's eating out of the palm
of her hands.

[Ronnie crying]

[Vinny]
Poor guy is, like, suffering.

And I don't like seeing people
trying to manipulate Ronnie.

[Mike]
Hey.
Hey.

I might need your help.What?

Ronnie is in
the bathroom, crying.

But is Jen still coming out,
and is he crying about Jen?

I don't know.
It has something
to do with that.

What the [bleep]
is going on?
I don't know.

Oh, my God, [bleep] is really
going down with him.

I wish he would just talk to us
and be like,

"Listen, this is
what's going on."

[Ronnie coughing]

[Vinny]
Hey, Ron.[Pauly D, in c*ck accent]
'Ello, gov'nuh!

[Vinny]
Is everything okay?

[Ronnie]
In life? No.

Oh, [bleep].

Is Jen still coming?
You don't know?

If you'd tell us what
you're going through,

at least we could try
to help you.

But we don't know,
so we can't help.

[Mike]
We-- we-- we are not
the enemy, Ron.

I really didn't wanna put
my relationship out there
this time around.

But it's like, at the same time,
it's like I have feelings,

I have emotions,
like, I need-- [bleep]--

that I need to get off my chest,
and now it's hitting me.

It's like...

I'm scared of losing
my [bleep] daughter.

Jen, she's irrational.[Pauly D]
Okay.

[Ronnie]
She's capable of taking the baby
and going away.

Okay. I didn't know.

Like, everything I say
is on a thread with her.

When we fight,
she has kept the baby from me

for five days, six days.

[crying]

It's like I won't even know
where my daughter is.

It's crazy.
I'm telling you.

We don't know that side
'cause you don't tell it.

But--'Cause nobody knows

that you're going
through it on your end.Exactly.

Pauly, like, I'm gonna--
I'm gonna take it, 'cause,

you know what, I'm not gonna
sit here and disrespect her name

because I'm not gonna lose
my daughter.

It's what it is,
and that's it, done.

I'm finally seeing exactly how
manipulative Jen actually is.

She's dangling this baby
right in front of Ronnie's face,
saying that he can't see her.

It's just crazy that this woman
would even do that to Ronnie.

She is not a good person.

She's really trying
to put you through some--

Hell.
Yes, because of--

[Ronnie]
[bleep] hell.

[Nicole]
I feel so bad for Ron.

You're the father of this baby,

and the fact that Jen
is being like,

"Oh, you can't see him
if you do this.

You can't see the baby
if you do that."

Like, it's so [bleep] up.
I would [bleep] k*ll somebody.

What did I...Some-- there's something
going on.

Like, bro, listen, I love all--
all right, so this is--

I'm gonna get [bleep] crucified
for this, like--

No, you're not gonna
get crucified.Yo, I'm gonna,
'cause I've been doing it.

Jenni, stop-- like,
I'm tired of everyone
telling me what I'm not--

like, I've been going
through hell.We don't know.

[Ronnie]
So stop to, like--
I'm, like, so, like--

I'm going through hell with her.
That's your [bleep] friend.

She tells you
what you wanna hear.She's not my friend, bro.

Whatever.
She tells you
what you wanna hear.

The things that he does,

he's worried about his child
being... taken away.

Taken away, Jenni.
Like you said, like, away.

Hold up, hold on.
Really?

So why the [bleep]
are you on Instagram,
trying to bait her as well?

When you go to Instagram
and put that [bleep]
out there for free,

for millions of people
to see--Yeah, let it-- let it--

You're justifying her.
Listen, I didn't say--I'm not justifying her.

Every move I make,

I'm scared that my child
is gonna be gone.

Everything I've said has
[bleep] been on egg shells!

Egg [bleep] shells!

It's so I can see
my [bleep] daughter!

It's not right,
but it is what it [bleep] is!

This [bleep] is insane 'cause I
could never imagine Roger

or anyone saying
I can't see my kids.

'Cause I would go for blood.

Do you want
my honest opinion?

Leave her and fight
for your daughter,
and then go get help.

Go to the court.
Go get a lawyer.

How easy that for you.

It's not easy!
It's not easy!It's easy for you to say.

[bleep], just let it go.
Just, [bleep], hey,
that's what it is, right?

Not let-- let what go?
That relationship?
This relationship?

No, my [bleep] bond I have
with my [bleep] kid, Jenni!

The bond I have
with my [bleep] kid!
Ron--

You've never had
a conversation with anyone

that's having a bond
with their [bleep] kid!It sucks.

I have a bond with my kid!
You don't know!

I love my [bleep] son,
who can't speak!

Oh, my God, but you go home.
But you have that comfort--

One month--You have that comfort
of going--

There's no comfort!Yes, it is!

You have the comfort
of knowing that Roger
is gonna be--

I have nothing to go home to!
I have no house!

I have nothing!You chose that life.

Oh, my God.
I chose that life.You chose that life.

I got pregnant by somebody
that I chose.Yeah, it's the [bleep] life.

Yeah, well, I [bleep] chose
that life, Jenni.

Okay.
[bleep]!

Ronnie, he finally started
opening up to us,

and we see all the demons
coming out.

We're all kind of bracing
ourselves for impact.

Ron, you gotta take
responsibility, dude.No, [bleep]--

You have to [bleep] take it.I've been owning
my [bleep], right?

You [bleep] a crazy b*tch!I've been owning my [bleep]!

You got
a crazy b*tch pregnant!