[ticking]
- I'm never filming again.
I'm done.
- There is this wedding.
- I now declare you both
husband and wife.
Chris, you may kiss the bride!
[cheers and applause]
- It was beautiful.
[group cheering]
It was grand.
Love was in the air.
- Now I'm getting drunk.
- Slow down.
- I'm... whatever.
It's my wedding night, b*tch.
- [chuckles]
- And then...
- You are the dump
to our island.
[guests booing]
- Calm down, Staten Island!
- Oh, my God.
- We're joking.
- We had a situation.
- That was so [bleep]ed up.
- It was supposed to be funny.
- The worst thing
I've ever seen in my life.
- A wedding situation.
- No, you guys are [...]ed up.
- I'm so [...] mortified.
- A titanic, split in half...
- Can you take camera crew
out of my [...]ing face?
Please,
take them out of my face!
- ...sunk type of situation.
- I need a drink!
- It just exploded...
- Chris, get her a drink!
- Disintegrated.
- I will never film
with her again.
- I think this is it.
- Yeah?
- This is not fun.
- The whole family...
[wolf howls]
[dramatic percussion]
- Ooh.
- Poof...
has now been broken apart.
- Could you guys get out
of my face, please?
Please, turn around and just go.
- And that was
Angelina's wedding...
- You guys aren't invited
to my wedding.
- In a nutshell.
Not every story
has a happy ending,
but we've been through tougher
times in this family,
and I am not gonna
give up on us yet.
I want this thing forever,
this right here.
We didn't come this far
just to come this far.
- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪
♪ Let's party, get loud ♪
- Yeah, buddy!
- ♪ If you wanna have fun ♪
- The Situation
is under construction.
- ♪ Then do something ♪
- This might not have
been the best idea.
- We're so classy now.
- On the seventh day,
it'll be lit.
- Get the frig out of here,
you crazy!
- Um, hello?
- ♪ If you wanna have fun,
then do something crazy ♪
♪ I’ll hold your hand ♪
♪ And get you through
the hardest times ♪
- I said, "If anybody comes
to my [bleep] wedding
with a toaster oven,
l’ll k*ll them."
- Who gave us this?
- This person, I’m gonna bring
the toaster oven right back
to their wedding.
- What if they’re married
already?
- I didn’t think that of that.
So it’s been two days
since the wedding.
It was a beautiful wedding.
The first look,
Chris crying when I was
walking down the aisle.
Those are, like, the two
things I will cherish forever.
My mother says,
"It was a fairy tale wedding
with a price to pay,"
and I agree.
I do agree.
When you have three girls
that I call my friends
say this wedding speech
and begin it right off the bat
with, like, "Well, you had
three engagements,
and you finally got
one that stuck"...
like, you definitely
just ruined the night for me.
- We’re trying to just, like,
you know, laugh with it,
whatever, go with it, and then,
like, I see my family,
and I see, like, my mom
and my grandmother out there.
More embarrassed than anything.
l was just like,
"I can’t believe
this is going on right now."
- I was more hurt at that
point.
Like, I’m still hurt; I’m
actually really hurt right now.
And you know what?
You can say
you were drunk all you want,
but you’re still an adult
at the end of the day.
- No, of course.
Who would ever think
it’s acceptable
at a wedding
to do a speech like that?
I just don’t get it.
- Even if it’s, like,
a joke between us,
l don’t think
that it should have been said
in front of people
that don’t know those jokes,
honestly.
Thought it was
a little [bleep]ed up.
- And not to mention,
Jenny didn’t give us a gift.
- Nothing, right?
-Nope.
Maybe that was Jenny’s gift,
was the wedding speech,
but that is some gift,
let me tell you.
- Why does Vinny’s card
have him naked on it?
- Ew.
- ♪ Love some candy paint,
nice frame ♪
♪ Real low, I ain’t never
hit the brakes ♪
♪ Think they for show ♪
♪ ’Cause I could never
move that slow, oh ♪
♪ Pedal to the floor... ♪
[phone line trilling]
-Yo, chooch.
- What’s good, my guy?
-Yo, you hear
that leaked audio?
- For real. I can’t believe it.
- It’s been a few days since
the wedding at this point,
and I’m still in shock of
how sideways this wedding went,
but now the drama has escalated
since the actual wedding
because this audio leaked of
the girls giving this speech.
- You’re the fly to our [bleep].
You are the trash to our bags.
[overlapping voices]
- ...to our Island.
- So the whole world thinks
that the girls
just ruined Angelina’s
wedding on purpose,
and it makes this issue grow
into so much more
than it originally started as.
- I just wanted to make my $250
from TMZ and move on.
- [laughing]
♪ ♪
- What are you doing?
l wanna pretend that
we have it together, okay?
- ♪ I’m the dough ♪
♪ I’m gonna get this
bread for my line ♪
-Hi!
- Come on in, guys.
-Hi. - Greyson!
- This has been, like,
the most stressful.
- I’ve never experienced what
we’re experiencing right now
on social media.
As bad as the wedding was,
today it’s so much worse,
because there is now
leaked audio
and social media is the devil.
They’re attacking my parenting
or the type
of karma I deserve.
Like, literally I should die
and get kicked on and spit on,
and "I hope
your daughter experiences
what you put
Angelina through."
Yeah, it’s really,
really painful.
Thousands, thousands
of comments and messages
about being a bully.
- I’m getting threats to CJ.
People are telling me my son
deserves to be bullied.
If they ever saw me out,
they would punch me
in the face.
People are literally coming
after me as a mother
and you as a mother.
Like, how could you do that?
l just want to go into
a little fricking hole and cry.
What is happening?
- ♪ I’m going cray from 30 ♪
- Hey.
- Hey!
- I have a visitor
for you, honey.
- Swipe in, brother.
- I didn’t pay my membership
fee.
- ♪ You should be watching
my films ♪
♪ ♪
- That right there is a Roman
chair for the lower back.
- Gave my girl a Roman chair
last night,
you know what I’m saying?
-Yo, have you seen
what’s going down on socials?
And I’m not talking
about Ronnie.
-This audio got leaked,
and a lot of the fans are...
- They’re feeding into it.
- They’re feeding it,
and Angelina
is liking the posts
that are against the girls.
- Which is making it even
worse.
- That’s what the girls
are mad at.
-On social media,
it happens all the time.
- Those girls, they should
never do stand-up comedy.
-Agreed.
- But they did not try
to ruin her wedding...
-No.
- Or do anything mean.
-I agree.
Life is 10 percent what happens
to you and 90 percent
how you react to the situation.
-That’s right.
I didn’t come this far
just to come this far.
- Exactly. Well, are we really
doing a quote-off right now?
Because if so,
the comeback is always greater
than the setback.
- A bitter root will only
produce a bitter fruit.
- You can’t be bitter and
expect life to be sweet.
- I think I have one.
Do I have one?
- Tough times don’t last,
but tough people do.
- All right. I’m done.
-All right.
- I’ve been texting her.
I’ve been calling her.
She’s not picking up.
-That night when I was
literally taking my dress off,
I got a text message
from the girls,
and they were like,
"We’re so sorry.
We didn’t mean it.
It came off wrong,"
and then Deena said,
"I’m mortified,"
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But then I scroll up,
and I see a newer text message.
It was that group chat.
Deena started it.
She was like, "I will never
film with her again,"
and then Mike writes,
"Who are you talking about?"
And then Deena writes,
"Angelina, Mike."
And then JWoww then said,
"Same," and then...
or Snooki wrote, "Same,"
and then JWoww wrote,
"I’m glad
we’re all on the same page."
- That just goes to show
that their original
apology was [bleep],
and they didn’t [bleep]ing
mean it.
- That was just it for me.
-It sucks because
Angelina knows we would
never do this on purpose,
and she’s posting like,
"I want to redo my wedding,"
and, like... which is, like,
just fueling all these people.
- The audio got leaked.
- I want to a redo.
That’s for sure.
And I’m gonna do it.
I don’t have any pictures
having fun at the wedding
because my bridesmaids.
- And it’s like,
I just can’t handle this.
She really did take this
as an opportunity to...
- Destroy us.
- Well, I don’t know, man.
l’m thinking that
it was Angelina’s wedding.
She has every right
to feel the way that she does.
l mean...
- Hundred percent.
- That’s her point of view.
- She has every right
to be upset.
-Those are
her feelings to have.
- We can’t necessarily take
that away from her.
-I think the girls are so...
They feel so strongly about it.
They can say
that they’re over it,
but holding a grudge
is like drinking poison
and expecting
the other person to die.
-Very true.
- It’s gonna eat away at them.
The only way out of it
is to talk to her.
-Very true.
- I think time will eventually
heal this situation,
but a long time.
There’s three sides
to every story, right?
- Oh, nice.
- My side, your side
and the truth.
- Yes, exactly.
- I have to be honest.
Like, if we continue here,
l don’t...
- I don’t ever want to
see her again.
- I don’t think I could ever
be in the same room as her.
- Mm.
- I’m sorry this always
happens,
especially
on our wedding night.
-If it was done to them,
they would have never liked it,
and I just wanted
the same respect.
- There’s got to be a way
to move forward.
- I don’t know because you just
have,
like, a complete divide
between the two sides.
- You got me.
- I love you.
- I love you.
- What did they call you,
a dirty dancer?
Let me tell you something,
Ronnie.
They’re all [bleep]
dirty dancers. All right?
- All right. All right.
Give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
-Okay.
-Ronnie has got to go.
Ronnie has got to go, okay?
- Like, this is, like,
my perfect gym.
-Yeah.
Oh, it’s great for me and Zack.
-Zack? Zack is back?
- He’s back. Calm down.
-♪ I’m taking off,
taking off, taking off ♪
♪ I’m out of here,
out of here ♪
♪ I’m gone ♪
♪ You can catch me
if you can ♪
♪ But I’m gone ♪
-Hey. - I’m depressed.
- Me too. What am I gonna do
without my meatball?
-♪ I’m taking off,
taking off, taking off ♪
♪ I’m out of here,
out of here ♪
- You don’t quit this thing.
This is a thing for life.
- ♪ You can catch me
if you can ♪
♪ But I’m gone, I’m gone ♪
- This is not real to me,
it feels like.
It can’t be it.
- Do you think it’s really
’cause of the speech?
-Probably.
Angelina is always at fault.
l’m wrong again
for having feelings.
[festive music]
♪ ♪
-♪ I can feel
the magic in the air ♪
- I need the ladder.
Don’t drag it.
It’ll scratch the floor.
-Honey, don’t worry.
I just came from the gym.
Watch your feets.
This adult-ing stuff
is a bit harder
than I expected.
- Can you find a spot
for this one?
-I’ll be honest,
this is not my areas.
- Just get up there.
That sparkly one,
maybe move it to the right.
I really can’t see
because you’re blocking,
like, the whole tree.
Honey, you’re reputting it
in the same spot.
I want it over here.
These can go anywhere.
Don’t just throw them up there.
- Mm.
-I am going to be
the best neighbor ever.
l love Christmas,
so what better way
to start the holidays off?
Baking super cute cookies.
Woo-hoo.
-I think we’re gonna have
to take a water break, honey.
-No, no, no.
I have more queued up for you.
Oh, my God.
- Oh, my goodness.
Saved by the bell.
-Who is that?
- Oh, my goodness.
Look who it is!
-Hi!
- I made these with love.
-Ooh! Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.
It’s pretty dope
that I actually have one
of my roomies as my neighbor.
That’s an awesome situation.
- We were doing the tree.
-Yeah.
Come help us a little bit.
I don’t know what I’m doing.
-I will. - All right.
I don’t want to be the Grinch,
but have you spoken
to Angelinas or anybody?
- Why would that be
a Grinch move?
- It was a bit wild
a couple weeks ago,
and I just wanted to see
if you had any contact.
- No, no.
The last I saw her
was the wedding.
- Oh, damn.
[eerie music]
- ♪ I see ghosts ♪
- In the name of the Father
and of the Son
and of the Holy Spirit.
- It’s not good between me
and the girls at all.
They haven’t reached out
since the wedding,
so I’ve asked my grandmother
to come over today.
l can lean on her
whenever I need to.
I mean, she’s always got
something to say
about everything.
- ♪ I see ghosts ♪
- Keep all negative and evil
away from this house.
Sometimes, they hide here.
-Who’s they? - Evil witches.
- She’s a [bleep] kook,
but I love her.
-♪ I see ghosts ♪
- Grandma, do you want a drink?
- Yes. Yes, I do.
- The apple does not fall far
from the tree
when it comes to me and her.
[cell phone ringing]
Ronnie!
Oh. Ooh, [bleep].
Hi, I’m with my grandmother.
What are you doing?
-Hey, not much.
Just hanging out.
How have you been doing
since your wedding and stuff?
[Indistinct]
- I mean, it’s been a lot,
you know?
I’m just, like, really upset
and, you know, angry.
I have so many emotions.
-Yeah.
lt’s literally been
weeks since the wedding,
and none of the girls
want to apologize
and just move on.
-I know you’re mad,
but the speech wasn’t stuff
that they
haven’t said before, you know?
- It’s basically like they were
making fun of me and abusing me
like I’m beneath them
on my wedding day.
Like...
-I understand
that Chris was hurt.
- And his family and his mom.
lt was stupid.
They will never admit
their [bleep]ing wrongs,
none of these girls.
- It was supposed to be
everything that she talked
about herself in a funny way,
like trash bags
and Staten Island,
the dirty little hamster.
-Listen, I’m gonna say
that you kind of overreacted
because
you were laughing at first.
- You’re the fly
to our [bleep].
- [laughing] I love that.
That’s just me being in shock
and then literally...
- I understand; it just looks
bad because you went from,
"That’s funny,"
to laughing to being mad.
- But what does it matter
what it looked like?
lt was my feelings,
and my husband said...
I said, "Are you okay?"
And he said, "No."
And that’s when I snapped.
Thanks for the advice, bro,
but, like,
you’re not the person
to give me advice about drama.
That’s for sure.
- What was your take on it?
-On what?
- That night.
- If I was honest,
l thought there was a bit
of reaching going on a lot
with you guys becoming
bridesmaids.
l think y’all should
have just been guests.
- Listen, I was hurt
because I wanted them
to be my bridesmaids.
- And I know that you like
them,
and I know that you want them
to accept you.
Like, everyone can see it,
but in actuality,
you almost fought Jenny
[bleep] 6 weeks
before your wedding.
- Don’t point that [bleep]ing
finger in my face!
- Okay... whoa!
Calm down!
[all shouting and cursing]
-[bleep] - Calm down.
- I think that you guys
weren’t totally
1,000 percent comfortable in
that role of being bridesmaids.
-Yeah!
- Yeah, 100 percent.
So, like, are we gonna do,
like, this huge, sincere...
-Yeah.
- Like, beautiful speech?
That’s not us to her,
and that’s not her to us,
so that might not
have been the right way.
- Well, listen.
She sat at my dress fitting
saying really inappropriate
things about my husband.
-I love it. - Oh, my gosh.
-Stunning. - Oh, my gosh.
lt’s so crazy, like,
you planning a wedding
around the whole
Mike thing too, right?
-In a dress?
- In a wedding dress, dude?
- Seriously.
- How can you act that way
to other people
and then think
when you’re getting married,
people aren’t gonna say
inappropriate things sometimes?
-Yeah.
- Are they gonna let it go,
or are they not
gonna let it go?
-Who cares? At this point,
it’s just destroying
the family
we’ve all built for 10 years.
lt’s gonna come down
to a [bleep]ing speech.
- Remember, I didn’t do this.
They did.
- She saw us crying.
She didn’t care.
I just don’t think, like,
it can be fixed
because it gets to a point
where you’re just like,
"All right. I got to kind of
just move on with life."
- We’ve been through tougher
times in this family,
and I am not going
to give up on us.
My blood type is "be positive."
- Did Grandma see this coming
since she’s, like, psychic?
-I don’t know.
Grandma, did you see it coming?
- I saw it coming. Okay?
-Did you?
-At the wedding...
What’s her name? J-Lo?
Whatever
you [bleep]ing call her.
She says, "I lost a tooth."
- I had a nightmare.
-About what?
- I lost my teeth in my dream.
[creepy music]
- And then two hours
later, it did.
And then they called...
What did they call you?
-A dancer.
- A dirty dancer.
Let me tell you something, Ron.
They’re all [bleep]
dirty dancers, all right?
- [laughing]
[laughing] Very true.
-If I want to,
I can be the meanest witch
on two [bleep] feet.
- All right. Give me the phone.
Give me the phone.
-Okay.
- Ronnie has got to go.
Ronnie has got to go, okay?
Bye, Ron. Thank you.
I’ll talk to you soon.
Bye.
My God.
My grandmother
is just [bleep] nuts,
but you got to love her.
She’s just crazy like me.
[laughing] What are you doing?
[creepy music]
- ♪ I see ghosts ♪
[festive music]
- ♪ I wish the holiday
would hurry up ♪
♪ I'm getting impatient
waiting for it ♪
- All right. About to give
my mom her Christmas gift,
about to go surprise her.
I got the bow
on the car ready to go.
Let's get it.
- ♪ So right now, give me
everything I want ♪
[children shouting happily]
- Look, Greyson.
- Dinosaurs!
- We can put some candy on.
- Mommy, look.
- Happy first Christmas.
- Whoa!
- [laughing and smooching]
- It's better to give
than receive.
- Say hi to TikTok.
- TikTok? TikTok my ba*ls!
[laughs]
- TikTok your ba*ls?
- Who's ready for Pauly D?
Let's get it!
Yes, sir!
Who's ready to get
this party started?
Make some noise!
- The comeback is greater
than the setback.
2020 is our year.
- ♪ Happy holidays
and a happy new year ♪
[vocalizing]
- Daddy loves you, Ariana.
- Peace out, fake people!
- 2020 will be the same as 2019
if you don't get up
and make those changes.
- Calm down, Vinny.
- No excuses.
2020, let's get it.
- ♪ I want pockets overflowing ♪
♪ And everybody fed ♪
- Go play with Daddy.
Mommy has to work, okay?
- Come, CJ.
- So, Chris, so I'm thinking
for the clothing line,
what do you think of, like,
snap-on on-and-off sleeves?
- That's a good idea.
- I haven't seen that yet.
I started trying
to match clothes with CJ,
and it's very hard
for boy moms to match
with their little boys,
so I thought, "You know what?
I'm gonna create my own
mommy-and-me and daddy-and-me
clothing line with boys."
We still have a while
to go to get there,
but I think
it's gonna be amazing.
- I think he's telling you,
"Enough."
- Yeah, he's like...
- He wants to play.
- Did you list the house yet?
- The house is officially up
for sale, my friend.
- Okay, perfect.
A lot of the choices I've made
over the last couple years
haven't been the best.
There have been some bumps
in the road,
but started to be a better
person for myself and Ariana.
- You will find the best Ron,
and you'll
be proud of yourself, you know?
- I'm really excited
to start fresh.
I'm finally moving to LA.
Yeah. Hell, yeah.
Cali, here I come.
I feel like I always came
into the house, and I'm like,
"Oh, I'm in a good place,
and I'm happy,"
and it was like
I was putting on this front,
but I feel like this time,
I'm actually working at
becoming the happiest I can be.
- ♪ Keep it real ♪
- I've actually invested into
a CBD company called Verge,
and we have a convention
coming up.
- ♪ It's time to shine,
make it green ♪
♪ Make it beam, make it rain ♪
♪ Throw them $100 stacks ♪
- What made you want to
get involved with CBD
in the first place?
- For me, it was personal.
I have younger cousin
that suffers from
cerebral palsy and epilepsy.
He has seizures, like 11,
12 a day, so, you know,
I met up with a company
called CannaKids.
I got him some,
and my aunt would reach out
to me and tell me,
you know, he would go
from 11 seizures to 2.
Everything,
his whole behavior changed,
and it's like, the stuff works.
I haven't felt this good
in a really long time.
You know, it's been a really,
really long time
where I've felt comfortable
in my own skin
where I could just,
you know, feel like me.
- ♪ She got a hold on me
and she knows it ♪
- All right, baby. We're home.
Home, sweet home.
Want to go swimming?
Big girl. Oh, my big girl.
In my mind,
I always thought that I had
to have a perfect family
to have a relationship
with my daughter,
but then I came to
the realization that, you know,
I could have a family
just with Ariana.
- Missed you so much.
- And I think that turning
point was when I realized
that, you know,
me and her mother were done,
and I realized that,
"Okay, we're happier
without each other
than we are with each other,"
and it's just like,
that makes sense.
I'm right here, baby.
Now I can move on with my life.
I can love my daughter,
and the wasted energy
that I was giving to
the other person,
I can give all to my daughter
and to myself.
- Yay! Thank you, Daddy.
- You're welcome, baby.
So I get to spend all this time
with my daughter
instead of giving her
half of me,
which I think is amazing.
Oh, I missed you so much!
- I think about
the big dollars ♪
♪ Big money, the big life ♪
♪ I know you want to live
just like me ♪
♪ Champagne sipping,
this life I lead ♪
- Hey!
- Hi.
- What's up?
It's always fun
to visit my girl Jenny
because Jenny's house is like
Six Flags Great Adventure,
and there's always, like,
a new ride getting put up
every time you go.
Oh, my God.
- Actually never seen
this room done. - No.
- Wow, this is dope.
- We changed all the colors.
- Holy [bleep].
I'm into house porn.
You know that.
- Same.
- You finish your basement
finally? - Come down here.
- The movie theater?
- Woww Theater.
- Wow!
Now I know why it's called
Woww Theater.
This is cool!
- I have sh**ting stars going
every couple minutes.
- Oh, wow.
Do you have any keto snacks in
here?
- [bleep] off.
I'm gonna show you
the kids' game room.
- Cool.
- Greyson loves it.
And my tanning,
if you want to go tanning.
- Oh, that's so sick.
- And here is...
- Oh, my God.
- My gym and sauna.
- Dude, this is crazy.
This is as nice as LA Fitness.
I might get a workout.
Like, this is, like,
my perfect gym.
- Yeah. No, it's great
for me and Zack.
- Zack, really?
- Yeah.
- Zack is working out here?
- Yeah.
- Zack is back?
- He's back. Calm down.
Zack and I decided
to get back together.
We started speaking again
around the time
of Angelina's wedding disaster.
I had no intention of ruining
this girl's wedding,
and she is going full tilt
that we maliciously destroyed
her wedding.
- But you know you didn't,
and that wasn't the intent.
- When I needed someone,
Zack was there,
and I really appreciated that.
- You guys want pizza?
- Yeah.
- The kids adore him,
and he makes me happy,
so I want to be happy
and just move on.
- I don't know how you do it.
I mean, to find a young guy
that's on the same page,
I think it's really good,
you know?
- No, and I say
that all the time.
"If I was you,
I wouldn't be here."
- Yeah, yeah.
- I would just be like you.
- Yeah, but at the same time,
he has
a good girl to give it up for.
- Yeah.
- You're successful.
You're hot.
You know what I mean?
Like... - I'm a mom.
I don't feel hot anymore.
- Listen, if I had my JWoww,
I would probably start
to change my tune up
a little bit,
but I definitely have not found
my JWoww, that's for sure.
- I appreciate that.
I'll take that.
I think that's, like,
the first compliment...
- Compliment?
It was hard for me to do.
- In 10 years.
- I've actually got to leave
because I just
gave a compliment, yeah.
- I'm glad that I have
that on, like...
- I feel icky now, like,
that I just gave a compliment.
- Oh, my God.
We have that on camera, right,
for when you,
like, throw me under the bus?
- That was actually...
I can't believe
I gave a compliment.
- Same.
- I have to go take a shower
now.
[dreamy music]
- Fill out the paperwork,
front and back.
You guys can grab a seat
at this desk over here,
and you can help yourself
to the cafe, okay?
- Oh, thank you.
- They'll call you back
in a few minutes, all right?
both: Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- They asked me
what my other name is,
so I put "The Situation."
- I don't think
that's necessary here.
- Me and the wife are still
trying to grow the family.
- Does yours need to be fixed?
- I would definitely
look at mine.
- Of course.
- I need to be double
and triple checked.
- You guys ready?
- Yeah.
- Yes, we are ready.
We've definitely faced
tons of obstacles, you know?
But I'm willing to do whatever
it takes to get good results.
- So, Lauren, Michael,
I know that I had gotten
the message
that you guys are
trying to get pregnant,
and I think you've had
a pregnancy recently, right?
- Yes.
- So what happened with that?
- So we got pregnant September
12th, and then I found out...
- Pretty quickly.
- Yeah.
- The day I came home.
- Yeah.
Right when he came home,
and then
I had a miscarriage
October 26th.
- Okay, that's sad.
- Yeah.
- Yes.
- It's very, very awesome
that you opened up about it.
- Yeah, thank you.
We're just gonna try again.
- That was the first time
you got pregnant, right?
- First time ever, yeah.
- Nothing before that.
It's a bad luck thing.
Whenever you make an embryo,
the egg can make a mistake
in the division
of the chromosomes.
That's kind of how you get
a lot of miscarriages.
- Okay. All right.
- The most common miscarriage
problem is due to that.
- Okay.
- Well, I actually
have a question.
If she's ovulating this week,
should we have sex every day,
which is fantastic,
or should I do the method
of every other day
to sort of, I guess...
- Replenish.
- Give... replenish
the situation?
- It's actually been shown
that every day
is better than every other day.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Wow.
- It really is.
The problem is, a lot of people
can't keep it up for that long.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Well, I had the plan of
before I went to the gym
to do it in the morning
as soon as I wake up.
Is that good, or after the gym?
After the gym or before the gym?
- I think that's okay.
Either way is fine.
- Oh, either way is fine.
- Either way is fine.
Either way is fine.
- All right. Cool.
- Take a shower first.
- Yes, of course.
- Okay, good.
- It seems like we're
in attack mode right now.
- Yeah.
- Well, yeah. Well, good.
It's a lot better to have
the issue and then address it.
- Yeah, I agree.
- I desperately want
to be a father.
That's, like, a bucket list
of a man.
You know,
you want to have a family.
You want to be the best father
you can be,
and I feel,
between prison behind me
and being four years clean
and sober
and being my best self,
I feel like I am ready
to tackle parenthood.
Under doctor's orders, honey,
it seems that we're going
to be busy
with sexy time every single day.
-♪ Standing
under street lights ♪
♪ Shining like the sunshine,
yeah ♪
♪ Heating up the whole block ♪
♪ Got the crew with me,
everybody know what’s up ♪
- I’m a little anxious.
-Yeah.
-I just want to get
everyone’s point of view,
and I’m trying to see
if I can get through to them.
The wedding drama has continued
to escalate on a monthly basis.
- I had to be strong
for my husband.
- She’s mean to us.
Like, who wants to be
around someone like that?
- It’s been about 3 months,
and it’s time to heal.
-Hey.
- Hello. Come on in.
- I’m inviting the squad over...
Vinny, Deena and Jenny
so we can hash this out
and have a sit-down.
Bro, I think that
we got a situation, obviously.
-Those girls are angry,
and there’s no turning them.
- No.
- I don’t know where
we go from here.
-But I definitely think
that we got to do something.
- Angelina thinks they
intentionally
ruined her wedding
with some speech.
We got Nicole, who’s not here.
We got these girls who say,
"I won’t be in the same room
as this person."
Everybody is, like, split up.
- Everyone is so absolute
on the sides.
- I don’t like the whole
split-up thing.
lt changes, like,
the whole dynamic of everybody.
-We are really caught
in a situation right now
because we don’t want to say
the wrong thing
to Jenny and Deena
and upset them,
but at the same time
we want to move forward
and try to put this behind us.
I think the first thing
that we should do
is see where their head is at
to sort of,
like, spearhead
this mediation, I guess.
- You’re the perfect person.
You’re positive.
- If anyone can try to
understand,
it’s, like,
a neutral person like you.
- I’m gonna do it, I think.
- The Mediation,
that’s a new one.
-Yeah.
- We got the Designation.
Now he’s the Mediation.
- Yeah.
-Hey, can you
put this on a shirt?
- It’s going to be impossible
to try to mediate this thing,
but then again,
I am the Mediation,
formerly known
as the Situation.
If I walked in the door
and see myself,
l’d probably grab
my girl real quick.
Also known as the designation.
The designation in the house.
-I owe you my life.
- And the Inspiration.
When you’re going through
crisis mode, you’re like,
"What would Sitch do?"
-No, no, no.
What would Mike do?
- And then the Incarceration.
Turn up. We free.
Which, I’m currently
on Probation.
- Welcome. -Hi.
- You look so cute.
- Mike invited Deena, myself
and Vinny over today,
and he referenced, like,
the state of the union meeting.
- What’s up, sis?
- I don’t even know what
the [bleep] that means,
but I’m assuming
it’s important.
All right, guys.
I called everyone over
for pretty much the state
of the union
and how we move forward
from here.
- [chuckles stiffly]
[tense music]
Where do we go from here?
That’s the thing.
We are what’s everything.
You don’t give up everything
for one thing.
-I’m gonna continue
hating Angelina because
I just like to be consistent.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
Thank you for the help.
- I’m very consistent.
-Well, there will be
no reconciliation
between Deena and Angelina.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- That’s just where
l am right now.
- Okay, that’s where
you are right now.
- For me, moving forward,
it’s without her.
- Why are we having someone
in our little circle
that doesn’t give a [bleep]
about us?
- Wow. Um...
The mediation
is a work in progress.
We may need to regroup.
Listen, that’s good.
That’s what’s
so great about us.
You know, none
of us are really scared
to say how we really feel,
and that’s a good thing.
I need some give and take,
and the girls right now
and straight, rock solid
not moving from their end.
I have an example for you guys.
So I may need to have
a totally different strategy.
You don’t change the goal.
You change the plan.
l actually have
some commissary.
This right here is a symbol
for our family.
Wet wipes in prison
are like gold.
Now you would possibly
exchange about three
or four cheese puffs
for these wet wipes.
You give four cheese puffs,
and you get the wet wipe
or your family.
Does anybody understand
what I’m explaining here?
- I’m actually so lost
right now.
- People, like, go to,
like, law school
and [bleep] to become
mediators.
-Angelina is
the cheese doodle.
- We can get rid of her?
-I don’t think
that’s what’s happening.
- Oh, then I’m lost.
-Yeah.
- I think maybe Mike bit off
a little bit more
than he can chew.
- We do not want to be
around Angelina,
so if she is there,
we will not be there.
- So where do we go from here?
- If she’s not around,
l will be there.
- Simple.
As much as I love Mike
for trying to mediate
the situation,
l’ve never been more sure
about a decision in my life.
- Well, thank you guys
for coming
to the state of the union.
-I know exactly
where we go from here.
- Yeah, I guess we have it
all figured out now.
- Wait, what the [bleep]
is this? [mumbling]
I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
- A whole post saying
how we’re family,
and it’s all
about moving forward.
-"As for my girls"?
- I’m just so over it.
Like, let it go away.
-Hashtag family,
hashtag friendship,
hashtag families are forever.
There’s nothing valid
in that post.
lt actually just
pissed me off more.
- Love you.
- ♪ I'm rolling out,
rolling out ♪
♪ To do it big,
do it big, living life ♪
♪ They wish they did ♪
- Honey, I'm going to w*r today.
- With who?
- I've accepted the challenge
to go to Angelina's.
- You're kidding.
- I'm serious.
My new name is the Mediation.
I have to take this step
to try to fix things.
If I don't do it, I don't think
anyone is going to,
and I feel that I'm the only...
I'm the man for the job.
- Well, good luck with that.
- The state of the union
with the girls didn't work,
but the name of the game
with that is,
if you fail, you have to try,
try again.
Hey, what's up?
- Hey. You look nice.
- How are you? I like it.
I like the furniture.
Nothing but positive vibes.
- Look at our thing up there,
though; how cool is that?
- Oh, yes.
It's all sparkles and stuff.
- Yeah, it is.
All right, well, listen, my
main goal to come over was to,
"A," see how you guys are doing
and introduce you
to my new name,
which is the Mediation.
That's my new nickname.
- Did you anoint yourself that?
- Kind of, yeah.
- I had a feeling.
- I want to see where
you guys' heads are at.
I really think that we need to
just finally have a sit-down.
We've got to do this.
- I don't know.
How am I going to have
a sit-down
with girls that don't
want anything to do with me?
- Take the high road.
- I'm just so sick and tired
of taking the high road
with these people, with them.
It's draining.
They don't like me.
They've made it
very blatantly clear
they don't want to be around me.
I don't even know how start it.
It's a lot. It's a lot.
- There's only one alternative,
okay,
and it's to move forward.
If we don't, then it's never
gonna get any better.
Send them a text.
Extend that olive branch.
It goes a really long way
when you do that.
It really does. - I mean,
if you're the Mediator,
if [bleep] gets out of hand,
please mediate
that [bleep] though.
- Mediation.
- Please be the Mediator
because
I can't handle much more.
I'm gonna literally
write this up,
and we'll go from there.
- All right. That's good.
- And we'll see what happens,
but we'll see.
That's it. - Remember this:
We didn't come this far
just to come this far, guys.
- Okay.
- All right?
And I'm sure it's good.
If it comes from the heart,
I'm sure it's good.
I came in ready for battle,
but Angelina is just saying
all the right things right now.
Kudos to the Mediation.
both: All right.
- Thanks for coming over.
- Congratulations on
the beautiful home.
- Thank you.
- Text me later.
- Bye. Great to see you.
[sighs] I'm scared.
[funky music]
♪ ♪
[drum roll]
- Wait, what the [bleep]
is this?
[mumbling]
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- You have to be
fricking kidding me.
A whole post saying
how we're family
and it's all
about moving forward.
- "As for my girls, I will not
let a couple of jokes
ruin what we have rebuilt
over the last couple of years."
- It makes you think of whether
or not she's being genuine
or if she's
just doing it for a post.
- Right, is it genuine,
or she's... right.
- "Please let us work
out this, and"...
please let who work out this?
Because nobody was working out
anything with me
when you decided to post this.
Angelina, text us.
Don't [bleep] put it out there
because there's nothing valid
in that post.
It actually just
pissed me off more.
- I'm just so over it.
Like, let it go away.
Let this fricking thing away.
It's literally giving me stress.
- Hashtag family,
hashtag friendship,
hashtag families are forever.
- Over it.
- CJ, give Mommy hugs.
Mommy is sad.
- She's giving me an ulcer.
- I'm just gonna make
the decision
to not involve myself, so...
- Yeah, no, that's
actually best.
Okay. This [bleep]ing douchebag.
- ♪ Yuh, get out the way ♪
- ♪ Get out the way ♪
- ♪ We came to play ♪
- ♪ We came to play ♪
- Oh, God. Somebody just texted.
- ♪ Yeah, I'm on a rage,
a*mo for days ♪
- Oh, my God.
This is like
a [bleep] novel and a half.
Ain't no time to [Indistinct]
- She literally wrote
a children's book
in my [bleep]ing text messages.
"Why would you decide
to go on social media
prior to reaching out to me?"
How could she even
think this way?
How could her stance
be that way?
"You chose to post
and feed your [bleep]
social media instead."
All this social media [bleep],
it's just ridiculous.
That's my prerogative,
if I want to go on
my [bleep]ing social media
and say what the hell I want.
- Exactly.
- Like she has been going on
social media herself.
- They're looking bad, and they
can't be the bad guy ever.
- "Family doesn't go to social
media with their problems."
She's talking out of her a*s.
"We also value each other
and forgive when needed."
She don't [bleep]ing
forgive nobody.
- Exactly.
- What is she talking about?
"You are beyond selfish."
Takes one to know one, Jenny.
- Exactly.
- "You will burn everything
and anything
that gets in your way."
No, b*tch, that's you.
"I cried at your wedding and
apologized to you for something
I didn't think
I needed to be sorry for."
So you're... so... so... oh, my God.
It's not even about an apology
at this point.
It's just about stop
[bleep]ing saying
that I'm wrong when,
at the end of the day,
you're [bleep]ing wrong.
I'm not gonna respond
because I don't think
it's worth it.
Do you think it's worth it?
- No, I wouldn't even respond.
- For this to just keep going
on like this
is kind of pathetic.
Either accept me or leave me.
That's it.
I'm not gonna deal
with this anymore.
[pop music] - Mm-kay.
- ♪ Too late
to say you're sorry ♪
- There was this wedding,
and here we are,
1,000 days later,
and Jenny is upset.
Deena is upset.
Angelina is hurt,
and Snooki quit,
so the mediation
has failed epically.
- He probably sits online
all day just, like,
commenting everywhere.
- "I don't want to work
with her.
I don't want to work with her."
- I've dealt with addiction
and prison,
but this one right here,
I don't know
where I go from here.
I don't know
where I go from here!
I'll be honest with you.
- How [bleep]ing
babyish are you?
- I'm over it.
- I'm so [bleep] angry right
now.
[hip hop music]
- ♪ It ain’t really nothing
for a player to advance ♪
♪ Straps like the army,
you gonna need a vest ♪
♪ Because nobody
was crossing me ♪
Angelina’s apology
to the girls
just made things worse,
actually.
- This [bleep] douchebag.
- I’m just so over it.
Like, let it go away.
-"You are beyond selfish."
Takes one to know one, Jenny.
- And the next logical step
to bring the family
back together
is to try, try again.
We got some breads.
We got some cheesers.
Bro, what up, man?
- Yo, what up, my guy?
-What up?
- What’s going on?
-No, man,
the food just got here.
-Oh, I see the pizza
is already on the table.
- Yes. One sec.
Carpaccios, some
grilled octopus,
bronzinos.
Oh, my goodness. It happened.
Real mean cheat on their diet,
not their women.
And there’s more.
This is the grilled octopus
right here, sir.
- Ooh. Are you going to let me
eat some
before you keep bringing more,
or?
- Wait until I bring out,
because there’s more.
Spaghetti alle Vongole.
-Oh.
- But wait, there’s more.
-Bro, hurry up.
l’m [bleep] trying to eat.
- Double-cut pork chop.
There’s more.
Bread and some cheese.
Would you like to say something
before we sit down
and break bread?
-Sure.
- Cool.
-Thank you, God,
for this amazing cheat day.
- Yes.
- Thank you for blessing us
with the carbs
that we deserve...
-Exactly.
- After taking a lot of time
not eating carbs.
- It’s been about five or six.
-Yeah.
It’s like climbing a mountain,
and now we’re at the top
of the mountain.
We get to enjoy the view.
-The best view comes
from the hardest climb.
- You know, there’s a lot
of craziness going on.
- Facts.
- And we’re trying to keep
the family together.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I’m just glad that
we were able to come here
and discuss our family over
a nice, warm cheat-day meal.
-Hence, a sit-down.
- So let’s get into it.
- Let’s go.
First course
is the salumi plate.
BDS and the Keto Guido are
doing it real big right now.
- We do it right, man.
Like Pauly, he just puts
everything on the same dish.
You’ve got to make love
to your cheat meal.
You’ve got to take
your time with it.
Oh, my God. - Oh, yes.
-You got to do
a little foreplay.
-In order for me
to concentrate, I need to...
[can cracks open]
Pop my top.
-Ooh!
I’m such a truffle wh*re.
-I might go into
the old truffle pizzas here.
- Okay.
- Hoo!
Why don’t we just invite
all the girls over
for a big pizza party,
and that’ll solve everything?
I mean, we need to get everyone
in the same room.
- For sure. -Yeah.
-We need to call
in the reinforcements.
-It’s really wild in
these streets right now.
We definitely
need reinforcements.
We’re definitely
in a delicate situation,
and we definitely need help.
It’s time to pull out
some RSVP magic.
- Yo, what’s up, brother?
-What’s up, brother?
- All right, well, we had to
get everyone together
because we need your help.
Everything that’s going on
with the girls
and everybody fighting,
we don’t want this family
to split up,
so we’re trying to maybe
plan something
where you guys
can come to this coast.
-Kind of like an intervention?
-Ron, not
that type of intervention.
- Ronald is mixing up
intervention...
[laughter]
With mediation.
-I was like, "Weird, I
thought we did that already."
- He may have confused himself
with last season.
All right, guys.
We’ll see you in a week.
If there’s anyone to solve
this situation, it’s RSVP.
I mean, that’s just
how he operates.
l don’t know, boys.
How are gonna salvage this?
- Operation Boys’ Weekend.
-Boys’ weekend, fellas.
- We are going to Jersey.
[all cheering]
-Whoo-hoo! [indistinct]
- [shouting]
- [laughing]
-Phase one of the
reunification is in process.
- This was a productive-a*s
cheat day.
- This was a sit-down
amongst sit-downs.
Bro, we didn’t come this far
just to come this far.
♪ ♪
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
- Breaking news tonight.
The coronavirus is forcing
millions more Americans
into virtual lockdown.
Over 75 million people have
been ordered to stay home.
States from coast to coast
have closed bars, restaurants.
Schools have been
shuttered nationwide.
There are more than
118 deaths.
Numbers are expected
to sky rocket
as more tests take place.
- [bleep].
- Insane,
the times
that we are living in.
Like, what in the world
is happening?
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04x01 - The Mediation
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.
Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.