["Fresa Salvaje" by Marimba
Orquesta Sonora Ideal playing]
[slow motion grunt]
[slow motion screaming]
[cheering and laughing]
[camera shutter clicking]
[Bea] I'd forgotten why I stopped
working with politicians.
[music and cheering continue
over cell phone]
Now it looks like I have
to fix this idiot's problem.
[music and cheering stop]
NOTHING TO SEE HERE
So, Tata, as I was saying, this is Alexis.
Alexis, this is my grandmother, Tata.
- Pleasure.
- Pleasure's mine.
Well, where's my bedroom?
Uh... no.
I don't have a guest room but...
but that couch is comfortable.
- What?
- I... I like it a lot.
Are you going to make an old woman
who's nearly 80 years old
actually sleep on a couch?
We don't fit on the couch.
How much you wanna bet?
That wasn't actually
the best first impression, hm.
Really? I thought she was quite agreeable.
[chuckling] So sarcastic.
I swear though, Tata is a nice person.
Know what? You're gonna
get along with her really well.
Just give her time.
- Hey, uh, can you...
- [whimsical music playing]
- You're sticking your knee into me.
- Just...
[music stops]
- [people applauding on cell phone]
- [contemplative music playing]
- Come on in. Make yourself at home.
- Thanks, bro.
Hey, uh, you wouldn't happen
to have seen Kanooshie around, huh?
Who around?
My stuffed animal.
It... It was one of those things
we gave to Alexis and Azul.
- Why? What do you want if for?
- What do you think I want it for?
- Stuffed animals are so soft and cuddly.
- [whimsical music playing]
And I miss that feeling.
No, sorry, I haven't seen it.
But, hey, let me tell you
what I'm missing.
- I'm, uh, missing our old g*ng.
- Yeah.
Lalo, Maya, you,
all of us going out doing stuff.
We don't need Azul and Alexis
to go out, do we?
No, but I hate having to tell you this.
Lalo is missing again.
And I'm feeling a bit,
I don't know, nostalgic, I guess.
And Maya got a job at a strip joint.
[tsks] She stripping?
No, she's not stripping, she's a bouncer.
Because no one is gonna mess with her.
[scoffs] But there's Chocho.
- Why don't you hang out with him?
- 'Cause he's in jail.
He's kinda booked.
So what? They still allow conjugal visits.
Mm. You know what his real name is?
[whimsical music continues]
Oh, sh*t.
No.
- Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
- [music stops]
Yes.
This office is starting to look more
like the Paralympics Games
than a talent agency.
[contemplative music playing]
[Bea] The new couple of the year.
[Tecnandito] Yeah, kind of like
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.
- You sure you don't want me to come?
- It's fine.
Since when do you come
with me to the studio.
Since your sweet,
lovely granny moved in with us.
[Tata coughs]
All right.
Come here.
Uh, listen.
I know that Tata can make you feel
a little bit... uncomfortable.
Uncomfortable? [sniffs]
You ever walk with someone and say goodbye
and then realize
you're going to the same place?
You keep walking together
and don't say a word.
That is uncomfortable.
But your sweet, old grandmother
is like an NFL kicker
who practices on my ba*ls all day long.
Just give her a chance.
I promise she's very sweet down deep.
I'm telling you.
And I know you're going
to get along. Okay?
- [upbeat music playing]
- Hm? Do it for me.
- Love you.
- Love you.
I'll see you later.
Be nice now, and get to know each other.
- Sure, sure, sure.
- Bye.
[door opens]
- [door closes]
- [thud]
- [laughing]
- You moved the table, f*cking hag!
[Azul rapping] ♪ I'm going for it
I feel it in my heart ♪
♪ I go for what's mine
No problem with that ♪
♪ Fear or no fear
I go to the last ♪
♪ Life has not been easy ♪
♪ But no worries, I'm moving on ♪
♪ Since I was a little
They think I'm odd ♪
♪ So... ♪
Don't you like it?
No, I do, yeah, it's great.
[Azul sighs]
I wanted to experiment a bit
with a few new sounds, like,
- I don't know, uh...
- Hmm.
I thought... I really love your music.
- You know that.
- Yeah.
- I feel your song could benefit from...
- The baby just kicked me.
Huh?
- I felt her kick for the first time. Wow.
- [contemplative music playing]
She really kicked! [chuckles]
- Great, thanks for sharing that.
- Yeah.
I'm gonna record her. I'm gonna
record her, so your husband can hear.
No, he's not my husband, he's my
boyfriend. This wasn't a planned thing.
- He's not your husband?
- He's not.
- Ah.
- [whimsical music playing]
- Yeah...
- Well, I'm gonna record her now, okay?
No, it's okay. No.
It's not like you can actually see
the baby kicking or anything on video.
But we'll see you.
- See how special this moment is for you.
- Well...
Yeah. [breathing fast]
{an8}- [J-Lo] Okay.
- Yeah.
{an8}- [J-Lo] You ready? Okay.
- Yeah.
{an8}[both chuckling]
{an8}Okay.
{an8}- Yeah?
- Yeah, great.
{an8}[J-Lo] Okay.
{an8}[Azul chuckling]
{an8}- Forget it. Stop.
- What?
She stopped moving.
- You sure?
- Uh, yeah.
- Close your eyes.
- Nah.
Close your eyes.
Okay.
[upbeat music fades]
- [J-Lo] Okay.
- Mmm.
[J-Lo] Ohmmm...
Ohmmm...
Ohmmm...
[whimsical music playing]
- Ohmmm...
- [cell phone bleeps]
Ohmmm...
What are you doing?
Vibrations will stimulate the baby. Ohmmm...
{an8}A little vibration concert
to stimulate the baby.
{an8}Ohmmm...
{an8}Ohmmm...
[both] Ohmmm...
- [buzzer ringing]
- [whimsical music stops]
- [officer] Who're you here for?
- Uh, Alfonso...
Fonseca Flores.
Oh, you mean Master Chocho.
Master?
I'll write your name on the other list.
You'll be lucky if you see him today.
Are there that many other people
waiting to see Chocho?
- [officer] You're number 32.
- [whimsical music playing]
Just to see Chocho?
[officer] Just to see Chocho.
[whimsical music continues]
[whimsical music fades]
[Charly] Is this the line for Chocho?
Thirty-two? f*ck me.
[metal gate clicking]
[mystical music playing]
- Now listen...
- [Charly] Chocho?
- Brother Charly.
- [music stops]
I touched his chest and he walked.
Like Lazarus.
I raised him from the dead.
You're resuscitating inmates now?
I was, uh,
looking through his stuff
for something that could be of value
before they took him
down to the morgue, eh?
Maybe he wasn't dead.
I've heard of people waking up
in the middle of their own wake.
Not this guy.
He woke up when I touched his chest.
When you were pickpocketing him, you mean.
Hey, these gifts are very often
discovered by accident, huh?
I don't get it. What are you?
Some kind of priest now or an acolyte?
A Shaman?
- A spiritual guide? A guru?
- [whimsical music playing]
All of it, and nothing.
What religion do you profess?
All of them, and none of them.
[music stops]
Maybe that's what I need, I don't know.
Some guru pointing me
in the right direction.
And maybe my fortunes
might go right through the roof, hm?
You're feeling lost, aren't you?
Hmm, not lost, no.
I'm just bummed out.
The Disca Club got shut down,
the old g*ng has drifted apart,
and now that Alexis
is about to be a father,
he's moved in with Azul
and abandoned me like a loser.
- Hmm.
- To top it all off,
I don't have a job and I don't have money.
And look, I can't even afford
to get new ends for my crutches.
Ismael...
What do you think
I should do, Master Chocho?
You have to go out there
and catch your own pig, Charly.
[mystical music playing]
You can't go on living your life
following Alexis around.
Break free and catch
a nice pig... of your own.
That's kinda the stupidest
thing I've ever heard,
but,
in a weird way
that I really don't understand,
I sort of get it, you know?
Maybe you're actually wise after all.
[gasping]
Thank you.
Miracle. [chuckles]
Uh, hey, listen, we're going
to get you out of here soon. I promise.
[Chocho] There's no hurry, Charly.
I've found my place in life.
Thanks.
[music stops]
So, I turned on the TV before,
and I noticed you had
some stupid sh*t installed
called "audio description."
It sucks a*s trying to watch anything
because, arrrh!
you can't understand sh*t.
But then it occurred to me
that you actually need it, am I right?
So I was wondering
if it would help when I speak to you
to use this "audio description."
Not necessary.
Anyway...
How did an individual like you...
Audio description.
The elderly woman scornfully points
to the pathetic blind man on the couch.
...get a beautiful girl like
my granddaughter to lay eyes on you?
I don't know. You'd have to ask her.
- We're here now. I'm asking you.
- [whimsical music playing]
Why are you really here?
I don't believe
you're actually here for Azul.
I came to meet your sorry a*s.
Wow, it was nice to meet you.
There, you've met me, it was a blast.
Now get the hell out.
- I most certainly will not. [coughs]
- [music stops]
Now that I've met you... [grunts]
Audio description.
The elderly woman again
points to the blind as*h*le
who got her granddaughter
pregnant and says,
"You know what?"
"No way will some
joke-telling clown as*h*le
ever be with a beautiful sweet girl
like my granddaughter."
[chuckles faintly]
Did you get that, Egg Eyes?
[whimsical music playing]
I'll see you later.
I'm going to watch some TV
without audio description.
[music stops]
I got here all by myself!
Nobody had to carry me up.
Very impressive.
I came here to tell you that there's
not enough room for two agents...
- Stop right there.
- No, I will not stop!
- I came to tell you...
- Literally.
What?
Just don't move.
[contemplative music playing]
- [camera shutter click sound]
- [Bea] Mmm. That's perfect.
- Perfect for what?
Charly, your loyalty to Alexis is nice,
but you really have to admit
that you're not the best agent
for him at this moment, so...
I admit, I made a mistake,
but we all make mistakes sometimes.
A mistake that almost
got your best friend k*lled.
- He is your best friend, isn't he?
- I'd give a crutch for him.
And as his best friend,
you want the best for him, right?
And at this very moment in time,
the best thing...
would be that you not represent him.
But you're right,
there may not be room for two agents.
But there is room for two stars.
You think I don't know that you're
manipulating the sh*t out of me right now?
Yeah, so much potential.
I mean it. Sit down.
- Potential?
- Yeah, let's talk.
[Bea sighs]
So, I'm a business woman,
and I know you can be a star.
- I'm not interested in being a star.
- Sure, that might be what you think now.
Because you've been
in the shadows too long.
For years, you've been a valet for Alexis.
His dream was to be a star,
and you grabbed onto him
and tried to make it happen
because you're a good friend.
But weren't you a YouTuber before
you assumed the role of Alexis' agent?
Alexis is raising a family.
What are you doing?
What happened?
What happened to your dream, Charly?
Don't you think it's time
to pursue your own dreams now?
- [Chocho] Break free, Charly. It's time.
- [mystical music playing]
Break free and catch...
a nice pig of your own.
- [snaps fingers] Charly? You all right?
- [gasps]
- Yeah, yeah.
- [music stops]
There's a couple of campaigns
that I know you'd be perfect for.
Honestly, I really don't think that's
for me, a... and I still don't trust you.
It's not enough
that I got you out of jail?
Look, you don't have
to commit to anything. And, um,
think of it as a game.
You'll make a bit of money and then you
can approach Alexis from a new angle.
We can both make a ton of money
and you can resume your career.
And if you don't like it,
you can tell me to f*ck off.
Actually, both of you
can tell me to f*ck off.
What do you say?
Deal?
[contemplative music playing]
[Charly] Uh... Uh...
I'm still a bit confused.
Let me think about it.
Fair enough.
[Tecnandito] Excuse me.
[Charly] See ya.
I thought you got rid of that loser idiot.
What'd he want?
He's getting us out of a huge problem.
PROGRESSIVE ACTION PARTY
- [door opens]
- [music fades]
- [Azul] Hello?
- [coughing] Hello.
What took you so long?
Look, I want to show you something.
Show me later, all right.
I'm having dinner with Bea.
[Bea] Great, I'll come with you.
She said to come alone.
You have to take care of the old lady
who's supposed to take care of you.
Uh, Okay.
- Help to get me a taxi?
- Sure.
Can this useless moron
do anything on his own?
Tata. Wha... stop.
This is the life that awaits you.
- Congratulations.
- Tata, stop. Is this why you're here?
So you can criticize my life as usual?
Because if that's it,
I'd rather you left right now.
- We can talk once a year.
- No. No, no.
- I'm sorry. I came to help.
- [whimsical music playing]
And I've been thinking that...
however long I have to live... [coughs]
...even if it's not long,
I want to make the most of it with you.
Well, with... with both of you.
Mm... Well, um, I'm sorry
if that was harsh, but...
No, really, it's fine, you were right.
I don't have very long to live.
- Long enough to drive us crazy.
- Alexis.
Well... [clears throat]...why don't we just
make peace, all right? I beg of you.
'Kay? Now, why don't you stand close
together? I want to look at you both.
You look so sweet.
Now, I'm going to take a picture
of you two.
So I can look at it anytime that I want
to remember how cute you are together.
Smile, 'kay? Say cheese.
- Pretty smiles for me. Nice.
- [whimsical music stops]
Awww.
You really make a beautiful couple.
Well, go with him.
- Go on. Help him get his taxi.
- [music resumes playing]
- Yeah.
- Do everything as a team.
- Let's go
- Together.
[in childish voice] Yes. That's it.
[Azul] Come on.
I'm sending you the picture now
on What's App.
Yeah, yeah, don't worry, I took it.
Now, edit out the blind guy
and post it on that dating site.
- It'll be fine, I'm sure of it. Okay?
- [music stops]
How is the most beautiful granddaughter
in the universe?
- Mmm. [kissing]
- Yuyo, Yuyo, yeah.
- Yuyo, Yuyo, yeah. Yeah.
- Ah? Ah?
- That you, Mom and Dad?
- Wow, did she ever grow!
Geez! I don't want to miss a minute
of my granddaughter's life.
Thanks.
Could we talk a minute?
I've been meaning to talk to you both
about something very important.
Mom, please, I'm in a hurry and Azul
just got home. This isn't a good time.
It's never going to be a good time,
but I still want to talk to you both.
Talk... Talk about what?
I've been thinking a lot
and doing some research
about the best possible roads
we can take with the baby.
- " We can take"?
- Mom, what are you talking about?
Sweetheart, there are a lot of people
who would dearly love
to have a baby and can't.
Some of the cases are so tragic.
- And here's one I found...
- Azul, can you please hail a cab?
There's one coming now.
I found a nice couple that...
You found a nice couple?
- A nice couple to raise our daughter?
- ["Tiempo a Solas" by Arroba Nat playing]
- They really are nice people.
- No, Lolis.
Tell me you didn't do that.
I just wanted you to meet them.
No, ma!
I know I f*cked up your life
for being blind.
You're trying to do with my daughter,
what you wished you'd done with me.
I'm sorry to disappoint you,
but I'm gonna bust my a*s for her.
Let's go, Alexis.
You can go back to Querétaro now.
You can meet my daughter after she's born,
but right now, I don't want you near me!
[car door opens]
[car engine starts]
For a minute I thought
you were going to suggest
that the two of you
were going to raise our child.
I was genuinely ready
for a gut punch like that.
But you know what?
This isn't only about Alexis,
I'll have you know.
You came right out and told me you
don't think I'm capable of being a mother.
["Tiempo a Solas" continues]
You have no idea who I am.
[shudders]
Lolis,
this is your granddaughter.
I just thought
that this was a way
I could help them. That...
that it would be the best thing
for this child.
[whimpers]
I didn't mean anything bad, Yuyo.
I can't believe
what an absolute idiot I was!
[whimpers]
[whimpers]
[Bea] You have no idea
how spectacular the view is up here.
- [Alexis] Thanks.
- Tell me how you're doing.
You want to know how I'm doing?
- Yeah, I'm interested in your, uh...
- [lounge music playing]
...well, you know,
whatever is going on with you and Azul.
Azul and I are going through
a bit of a rough patch right now.
Aww, I'm so sorry to hear that.
- That here.
- Well, her and I are totally fine.
- What about this?
- Things are still great.
- [Bea] Uh-huh.
- So many things have happened and so fast.
You have your own place?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have our own place.
Didn't last long
since her psycho grandmother moved in
- and started busting my ba*ls.
- [sighs]
And there's my parents
who want us to give the baby up.
[sighs] Uh-huh.
And I've come to realize
that I'm a useless partner
and I'm afraid Azul will get tired of me
before the baby gets here.
I totally get it.
Take it from me,
I'm going through my third divorce.
Married three times?
No, I divorced the same guy
three times, you idiot.
Alexis...
I understand
how hard it is to be different
and what kind of pressure
that can put on your family.
Exactly.
And you should be with someone who
also knows what it's like to be different.
- Somebody like...
- What's this mysterious meeting about?
[Bea] Hey, how are you.
Hey there.
Alexis, you remember Ali?
Yeah, the best
ribbon cutting guide ever, right?
Ali, Alexis,
the world is moving so fast and the
agency has to flow in that direction.
It would be a real shame if we were
to miss out on this opportunity.
So I'd like us to work together.
- There are a projects I'd like...
- [cell phone vibrating]
Damn, hang on a minute. Uh, sorry.
What do you want now?
[whimsical music playing]
[sighs]
So how you doing?
[music stops]
HOW TO SAVE MONEY IN THE CITY
A TOURIST IN MY OWN QUERÉTARO
- [sighs]
- [contemplative music playing]
[cell phone bleeps]
Uh... What's new. Uh...
How's it goin'?
Even though you were
a bit of an as*h*le to me,
well the truth is I miss you.
And come to think of it,
I was a bit of an as*h*le too,
so, one as*h*le plus another as*h*le
kinda cancels each other out,
and then there's no assholes.
I just wanted to know if... if we could
get together and straighten things out.
Maybe have a beer or a doob? [chuckles]
- God I'm an idiot.
- [music stops]
I'll just call him.
I swear to God, that's what I said.
"I'm sorry for not standing up,
but I just don't feel like it."
[chuckles] All night he must've
been thinking how rude I was.
What happened when he left?
Same thing, actually.
Sorry for not getting up to say goodbye,
but I still don't feel like it.
[laughing] No way!
That was the last time I omitted to say
I'm in a wheelchair on my profile.
I didn't want to be defined by it.
I get it. That kind of thing
happens to me all the time.
- [voice on cell phone] Charly calling.
- Yeah.
- Charly calling.
- Sorry. I have to answer.
- Charly calling.
- Don't worry.
- [Alexis] Hello?
- Hey dude, how you doing?
- Good, you?
- Great. I've been really busy,
but I just got freed up and wanted to know
if you felt like a beer and a smoke.
I can't.
- Why not?
- I'm out for dinner.
I can come meet you if you want.
- If that's all right with you?
- No, I'm with someone.
With who?
Someone from work.
From work.
Bea has you working
till ten o'clock at night now?
That's right. Weird, huh? Good thing
I'm used to working at narco parties.
Yeah, well, at least when you're at
narco parties you can do stand-up,
and not cutting ribbons like an idiot.
You know what, Charly? We need to stay
away from each other for a little while.
Good luck with whatever you're doing.
You okay?
Uh, yeah, sure, sure, sorry.
Uh, nothing to worry about.
ALI THE MODEL AND ALEXIS TORRES AN ITEM?
[intriguing music playing]
LET'S TALK,
I MIGHT WANT TO GET OUT OF THE SHADOWS
[music stops]
- [Charly] What's up?
- What's up?
- Did you kidnap a baby?
- [Maya] Huh?
- Kidnapped a baby? I can't believe you!
- No! Shh!
- They kidnapped a baby! Kidnapped baby!
- Hey! Shhh!
- What the...!
- Quiet! Shut up!
- Would you be quiet? Just calm down.
- [muffled shouting]
We didn't kidnap anyone. Shhh.
- [muffled chatter]
- Shhh. Shut up!
That baby is Jimmy's son. Shh!
See?
Ahh. Ahh.
Jimmy has a son?
Yeah, look. Pretty cute, huh, bro?
He looks a lot like you.
That's what I'm saying.
But how? Where'd he come from?
It was a one-night stand, bro.
- [Charly] Ha, story of your life.
- Ah, it was just one of those things.
The mother didn't want Jimmy to know.
She didn't want to get him involved.
I can't imagine why. He's a great catch.
Right? That's what I said.
But the thing is,
it didn't really work out so well for her.
She went to work in Canada
and left the kid with her mother.
Word on the street got out and the
grandmother heard that Jimmy was crushed
because he had a kid
that he didn't know about.
Granny was smart.
She k*lled two birds with one stone.
It was just one of those things.
- [Charly] Mm.
- [Jimmy] Yep.
So you're a father now?
- Uh...
- [upbeat music playing]
- Yes!
- Uh-huh. Right? Uh...
- Isn't that right?
- Yep.
- [Maya] Mm.
- He speaks better than Lalo.
- True.
- Yeah, he does.
That was under 30 layers of sh*t. [laughs]
Can you believe it!
- That's crazy.
- Hey, kids, I'm gonna have to go.
I have an emergency
with one of my clients.
You don't mind if I take off?
It's fine, don't worry about it.
I'll give you a buzz tomorrow, okay?
Have a good time.
- I took care of the bill.
- Thanks, Bea.
- [Bea] See ya.
- Bye.
[cell phone ringing]
Hello?
- [J-Lo] Azul.
- J?
How're you doing? Um...
Catching you at a bad time?
No. It's all good.
That's great.
Yeah, I was just wondering...
if you felt like having some dinner.
Uh... It doesn't have to be right now.
It can be tomorrow
or any day that you felt like.
- Out for dinner?
- [water bubbling]
- Dinner or chitchat.
- [contemplative music playing]
And don't think that I'm using
my position of power or anything,
or that I'm hounding you
or being too intense,
or anything like that, you know?
- And so, this is work related then?
- Uh...
No, not precisely.
Look, Azul, the truth is that I've been
wanting to ask you out for a long time,
but when I found out you were
pregnant I decided not to.
But I don't understand
your relationship with your boyfriend.
I was just on... I was on Tinder,
and... yeah, I found you there...
- Tinder?
- [whimsical music playing]
Yeah, I didn't know you were available.
What do you mean you found me
on Tinder? I'm not on Tinder.
Your profile picture
is really great. [chuckling]
I feel bad for the other
mere mortals out there.
My goddess of rap. [chuckling]
So, can I swing by and pick you up?
[disconnect tone]
Azul? Azul?
[music stops]
[Bea] How is my new big star doing?
Nervous, anxious, everything else.
Why? There's no reason for that.
Oh, no? [chuckles]
This video is about to be leaked. huh?
[men cheering]
I've got it all under control.
Ever heard the term, "sport washing."
It's when some shitty,
no talent country buys a World Cup,
so the rest of the world
doesn't know it's sh*t.
- Mm-hm.
- That is exactly what we're going to do.
But, we're not buying a World Cup.
["Mentiroso" by Walter Esaú playing]
Allow me to... introduce you
to your new best friend.
["Mentiroso" continues]
["Mentiroso" fades]
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