Free LSD (2023)

[bunniefuu]

(gentle guitar music)

LSD

I'm falling in love

with you

Just one little speck

and I'm disconnected

LSD

(upbeat music)

Baby, I can make you swim

Across the ocean

on your toenail

I can make you hum

like a nightingale

Maybe my love is

like a force field

Only your love

can satisfy my will

(mailman humming)

Hey, you gotta sign for this.

Okay.

Here you go.

Thank you.

(mailman humming)

I'm the one who gives you

satisfaction

And will...

My love is at its peak

Invasion

of the Booty Snatchers?

I alone can make you weak

And you won't be

able to speak

(suspenseful music)

It flows from that

eternal fountain

They call me Mr. LSD

I wanna buy this.

They call me Mr. LSD

LSD

(upbeat dramatic music)

[Regular] Showtime!

(choir singing)

Orgasmic expl*si*n of love

Enhances the child

Can I help you with anything?

Oh, I'm just looking.

Oh, my God, this is perfect.

I've been dying to come in here.

You live in the neighborhood?

I work at the coffee

shop down the street.

Which one?

The vintage Airstream

by the gas station.

It's called You Are Here.

I was wondering what that was.

You should come by sometime.

I'm Cici.

I'm Keith.

It's nice to meet you, Keith.

Nice to meet you.

(Regular grunting)

What was that?

Do you want this?

Do people jerk off back there?

This is for you. This is

compliments of Venus Faire.

Are you sure?

That's for you.

All right.

Come see me at the coffee shop.

I could do that.

Bye.

(door opening)

(door closing)

(fly zipping)

And the DVD.

What DVD?

The one I told you I was

gonna buy when I came in.

I put it right here.

Did you check over there

in the new release section?

I'm not in the mood

to be f*cked with.

How many times we done this?

I come in, I pick out a movie,

I put my credit card down,

I go in the back.

Where the f*ck is it?

(laughing)

Okay, as*h*le, you just

lost your best customer.

And f*ck this sh*thole.

(vacuum whirring)

(engine starting)

As the day comes to an end

The virgin child

of the universe

Is swept up in

the fierce drive

Of sexual encounters

(suspenseful music)

What the f*ck?

Hey!

[Jack] Tonight's episode of

"Unknown Origins

with Jack Rogers"

is brought to you

by BDA Labs.

Can't get it up?

Head down to the b*ner Doctor.

[Doctor] Attention,

men of all ages.

Do you ever have trouble

rising to the occasion

when it matters the most?

What if I told you the

secret to unlocking

your manhood

is merely a matter

of unlocking your mind?

Hey, cutie.

You don't need him.

I'm here for you.

Come on, let's party.

I don't bite,

unless you ask me to.

There's nothing better you're

gonna find than right here.

(horn honking)

Move it, hippie!

All right, all right.

[driver] f*ck you!

(tires squealing)

[Jack] Wrongdoers are now

indistinguishable from humans

and programmed to prevent us

from following our dreams.

Hey, hey, hey.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, they're watching us,

and they know everything.

It's in the air,

the food, the water.

And it's coming from

the satellites, from the towers,

beaming into every device.

(breathes hard)

We're being programmed.

Programmed.

Time will come.

Time will come!

(dramatic music)

You'll see.

(clock ticking)

(upbeat suspenseful music)

Hello, and welcome back

to another episode

of "Blowmind Show."

I'm Keith, your host.

My guest tonight is Jack Rogers.

Jack was abducted and left

with an implant in his leg.

When he had it removed and

tested, the results determined

the material to be

of an unknown origin.

Okay, we have Jack Rogers here.

Hi, Keith.

Hi, Jack.

Thanks for being on the show.

I first wanna ask you what

it felt like to be abducted,

and then get into the implant

and the findings on that.

Well, the first time

it happened to me, I was 18.

I was camping in the Boundary

Waters of northern Minnesota.

(speedy music)

(clock ticking)

And the next thing

I remember,

I'm being operated on.

Now they all took turns

using this instrument

that seemed to be alive.

I was aware of

what was happening

but I couldn't move at all,

and I could hear this,

intense music.

The sounds triggered

these experiences

that I keep having

when I dream.

I still hear the music.

(suspenseful music)

This is absolutely

fascinating.

Unfortunately,

that's all the time we have.

We didn't even

get to the implant.

[Keith] Well, we'll have to do

a Part Two.

Can you call in again sometime?

Absolutely.

Anytime.

Okay, great.

Jack, thanks so much

for sharing your story with us.

All right, that concludes

this week's episode.

Tune in next week

for a look at MK Ultra.

This is Keith, signing off.

How can she escape

this missing link

This missing link

of destiny

-Hi.

-Hi.

When is the turning point?

When

Here, try this.

I made it just for you.

I say when

When is the turning point?

(Cici chuckling)

Wow, that tastes

just like blueberry pie.

(Cici laughing)

Glad you like it.

I got to see the Airstream

last night.

What a great idea.

Do you like porn?

You're around it all the time,

so I'm curious.

It's okay.

Some of it's all right.

Did you watch

that movie last night?

Uh, it's actually

a gift for someone else.

Aliens having sex?

Not exactly my thing.

I'm more into...

watching young women

f*ck older men.

(Keith spitting)

(Cici laughing)

Hm.

(phone ringing)

Venus Faire.

[caller] Uh, yeah,

I'm calling again

about the vegan vampire gloves.

Okay, I got a shipment

in yesterday,

and the box is sitting here

behind the counter,

but I've not been able to

open it to see what's in it.

[caller] Well, I need to know

if they're there.

Are they there?

I've not been able to

open this box. I don't know.

[caller] Okay, f*ck it.

I'm coming in.

Great, you can do

whatever you wanna do.

We open at 10.

It's so dark back there.

Look, there's something

that I need to tell you.

This used to be just

a regular video store.

I'm really not weirded out

by any of this.

Well, it's not really

who I am.

Why don't we pretend like

this is the old video store?

Hello.

What should I

watch tonight, sir?

Let me give this

a little bit of thought.

"The Blue Angel."

What's it about?

An elderly professor

who falls madly in love

with a younger woman.

She proceeds to

drive him insane.

Well, that sounds hot.

Do you have it?

No, not here.

At your place?

Yeah.

It's a date.

What time do you close?

Ten.

Okay, I'll see you then.

Can you let me out?

Bye.

Bye.

(horn honks)

(suspenseful music)

(eerie buzzing)

Cici!

Are you all right?

Oh.

Can you stand up?

Oh. Ouch.

Here, are you okay?

Mm.

Yeah, so strange.

I must have fainted.

Did you see

who was driving the car?

Well, what's the last thing

you remember?

I remember...

leaving here.

And then feeling

really turned on.

(upbeat music)

Go lock the door

and meet me in the back.

[Cici] You're not into this?

What's wrong?

[Keith] I don't know.

(Cici sighs)

It's fine. It happens.

(banging on door)

[Keith] No, it's not you.

(banging on door)

Hold on!

See ya tonight?

Bye, Keith.

I didn't think anyone was here.

I almost left.

I'm the one who called.

About the vegan vampire gloves.

You said you were gonna check.

I didn't have the

opportunity to check,

and I don't think

that they're here.

In fact, you know what,

you're gonna have to leave

because I'm closed today.

I've gotta do some inventory.

What are you talking about?

You just opened up.

No, I'm not open today.

I'm closed.

In fact, you're gonna

have to leave.

Seriously?

Yes, you're gonna

have to leave.

You know what? f*ck it,

I'll just order it online.

Thank you,

and your small business.

[Jack] The abductions

have been falsely reported.

Yes, people go missing,

but where they end up

isn't discussed.

And if it is,

it's not taken seriously.

The implants are clues.

Look at the evidence.

The object taken out of my leg

was determined to be

of unknown origin.

We'll be right back.

(suspenseful music)

Interstellar messages.

Ancient astronauts.

Look to Planet X.

(homeless man groaning)

(homeless man laughing)

(homeless man

continues laughing)

(pipe thudding)

(engine revs, tires screeching)

(clock ticking)

(suspenseful music)

[Cici] Do you like porn?

You're around it all the time,

so I'm curious.

Go lock the door

and meet me in the back.

(Cici moaning)

(Cici panting)

(suspenseful music continues)

You like to watch?

(Cici laughing)

(Cici panting)

(g*n clicking)

(Cici gasping)

Keith?

You're in danger.

(clock ticking)

[man] It's not you.

Believe me, I want to so badly.

You have no idea

how hard I have

fantasized about this

and built this up.

[woman] It's fine.

Don't worry about it.

Can we try this again, please?

(audience laughing)

Could I see you again?

Please, you're incredible.

I had a nice time.

You're a nice guy.

But I have needs, as a woman,

that you just can't meet.

(audience groaning)

I'm sorry.

No, no, no, no, no, wait!

I have to go. Goodbye.

(audience laughing)

(audience applauding)

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(intercom buzzing)

[receptionist] Hello.

Hi. I have

an 11:00 AM appointment.

Name please.

[Keith] Keith Morris.

Make your way in.

(door buzzing)

(light music)

Hello, Mr. Morris.

Please have a seat

and fill this form out.

The doctor

will be with you shortly.

(clock ticking)

My husband's in there.

He really just hasn't

been the same lately.

I don't know what it is.

The other day, I heard him

crying in the shower, so sad.

You know,

he talks in his sleep

about losing his manhood

to the Dumbing Down,

whatever that means.

(camera clicking)

He says I'm the woman

of his dreams,

but his c*ck

tends to disagree so,

something better give soon,

because I don't know

what I'm gonna do.

Hey, babe, cuddle worm.

Oh, hey, how did it go?

They fixed it. Look at that.

Little Ron is back.

Mr. Morris.

Yes?

The doctor will see you now.

[Doctor]

Mr. Morris. Hello, hello.

Come in, come in.

Feel free to recline.

Make yourself comfortable.

Thank you.

How do you feel?

I don't really know.

That's, that's okay.

Just relax.

Don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Things'll start to

make more sense as we go.

You have volunteered

to be examined

during a series of tests.

These tests are designed

to measure brain potential.

Erectile dysfunction,

or as we call it ED,

can be caused by

any number of things.

Have you recently had

any significant stress?

Yes, I have.

Such as?

Well, I, I wouldn't

even know where to start.

Let's start with Cici.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How do you know Cici?

[Doctor] It's no accident

that you're here.

Tell me about her.

You tell me.

I'm here to help.

No secrets between us, Keith.

Drink this.

What is this?

It's something to help.

Please trust me.

(Keith gulping)

Your attraction to Cici

is by design.

What do you mean, by design?

Well, she's your Lola Lola.

It's okay to admit that you're

attracted to younger women.

A lot of men are.

No, no, this isn't like that.

No?

Why are you here then?

I-- I really like her.

Mm-hm?

She makes me feel alive.

So you want to communicate

that with her physically?

That's just a small part of it.

(dramatic music)

Cici?

I'd say,

that's a big part of it.

(suspenseful music)

(bees buzzing)

[Cici] Here, try this.

I made it just for you.

[Keith] That tastes

just like blueberry pie.

(bees buzzing)

[Doctor] The antidote

is very special.

It's not easy to make.

Think of it not as a drug

but as a cure.

(bees buzzing)

(intermittent music)

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat rock music)

There is another side

We are not alone

Telepathic communication

Using a native tongue

New injuries

with disheveled apparel

Petrified of what

people will think

Dumbfounded, unresponsive

Goldmine for perfect contact

Someone's out there,

other than us

What's the message?

Keep your mouth shut

There is another side

We are not alone

Feeling of suffocation

Mortally wounded,

uncontrollable fear

Nightmares against

their will

Missing time

with the misunderstood

Dumbfounded, unresponsive

Goldmine for perfect contact

Someone's out there

other than us

What's the message?

Keep your mouth shut

(crowd cheering)

[crowd] One more song,

one more song!

One more song, one more song!

All right. Dude.

Yeah.

Another good one.

[crowd] One more song,

one more song!

Listen to that, man.

They're still going.

What's up, guys.

This is, um...

Nina.

Hi, how's it going?

Great show tonight.

Thank you.

Yeah, that was fun, guys.

All right, I'm out.

Nice meeting you.

-Later.

-Bye.

Are you f*cking serious, dude?

How does he do that, every time?

(knocking on door) Keith,

your car is here.

(soft suspenseful music)

[fan] Keith! Keith!

Oh, hey, guys.

Can you please sign

this please? Please?

Thanks, man, appreciate that.

You k*lled it tonight, Keith.

Dude, that was awesome.

Thank you so much.

When's the next album

coming out?

I, I don't really know.

-All right.

-You guys take care.

(suspenseful music)

Fasten your seat belt.

Right.

Keith, Keith,

you're in danger!

Keith, Keith!

(tires squealing)

What the f*ck? Slow down!

Hey, I'm talking to you!

Stop the car!

Help!

(dog barking)

(door opening)

(suspenseful music continues)

You can undo the belt, now.

Why are you doing this?

[man] Walk.

[Keith] What did I do?

Down on your knees.

-Please don't.

-(g*n firing)

No!

You're okay. You're okay.

What the f*ck, am I dead?

No, no, no,

you're perfectly fine.

It felt so real!

It was real.

Just as real as you're

sitting here right now.

And that was you, but it was

another version of you.

All my life, I knew

there was something else.

That's why you were chosen.

You believe.

You're unafraid

of the real truth.

It's time to step into the shoes

of who you should be

and alter that outcome.

I, I've never felt

anything like that.

And I didn't know I could sing.

Well, not just any singer,

but the singer of OFF!

There's no way

I survived that.

Without the others,

that outcome is inevitable.

Unless the four of you

transition together.

Then you'll be strong enough.

Everything depends on this.

And not only for you,

but for the survival

of humanity.

Let's do this.

I'm in.

Let's put the band together.

I've done my share

of psychedelics,

but this stuff is just wow.

The antidote is very special,

and it's not easy to make.

Think of it not as a drug,

but as a cure.

Turn here.

(suspenseful music)

Your guitar player is Dimitri.

In this world, he's a highly

successful music executive.

His gods are money and power.

(upbeat rock music)

Ooh.

(groans)

You know...

They say I have golden ears

because...

I can spot the next big thing

before anyone.

And the acts that I sign

sell records.

(snorts)

Lots of f*cking records.

That's the biggest reason

I wanted to work here.

Your accolades

are quite impressive.

What's impressive

is the way you look at me

with those exotic eyes.

f*cking turns me on.

Why don't you come on over here?

Sit on my lap.

(light music)

I've never done this before.

I'm, I'm not really sure.

Just do it.

(upbeat rock music continues)

(light music)

So how I am supposed

to convince this guy

that we're in this amazing band

in another life?

Just tell him what

he never hears anymore.

Well, what would that be?

-(elevator pings)

-The truth.

(door sliding open)

Do you have an appointment?

-We do.

-Names, please?

[distorted voice]

I tell you what to do.

Right?

Walk this way.

I want you, I need you

-(doors crashing open)

-What the f*ck?

They have an appointment.

The f*ck they do!

How many times

have I told you to knock

when the f*cking door's closed?

Leave us.

(door closing)

Remind me

what this is about again.

You are coming with us.

(soft mysterious music)

Are you cops?

I'll have your badges

before you can say

Commissioner Bradley.

Timeout. He's a doctor.

And I'm the lead vocalist

in your band.

(scoffs) Okay, I don't know

how the two of you

got up here,

but something feels off.

That's right. That's the name

of our band, OFF!

Security, my office.

You're not happy

because deep down you know

this really isn't you.

Highly successful in an

industry you care nothing about.

But you used to.

Air guitar with a tennis

racket in front of the mirror.

Pretending to be Kiss.

And then, for Christmas,

you finally get that Les Paul

and that was it.

All you did was play.

Then Dad died,

and you had to man up.

Stick with the sure thing.

Business.

But you were good at it.

Because it was personal.

(door opening)

(mysterious music)

It's okay. False alarm.

Are you sure, Boss?

Yeah. Yeah, you can go.

How do you know those things?

No one does.

White Russian, on the rocks.

Just how you like it.

(mysterious music continues)

We're an important band.

And you're the guitar player.

You're a really good

guitar player.

I used to wanna

be Alex Lifeson.

I saw Rush six times

on the Power Windows Tour.

And I took you

to a couple of those.

Dad?

Son.

(laughs)

There's a lot

you don't understand right now.

But there's a place

where life didn't

get in the way so much.

It's better there, and you're

who you're supposed to be.

You have no idea

how much I missed you.

You have no idea how

much I've missed you.

How's Mom?

Mom's good. She says hello,

sends her love.

She loves you.

(guitar music)

How you doing, buddy?

What brings me here?

I don't know.

I'm not doing so good, I guess.

I'm a piece of sh*t.

No, you're not.

Come on, step up.

Be the man

you're supposed to be.

(echoing)

It's all that matters.

(soft suspenseful music)

f*ck.

(groans)

(bees buzzing)

[Dad] There's a place.

It's better there.

And you're who you're

supposed to be.

(intermittent music)

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat rock music)

There is another side

We are not alone

Telepathic communication

Using a native tongue

New injuries

with disheveled apparel

Petrified of what

people will think

Dumbfounded, unresponsive

Goldmine for perfect contact

Someone's out there,

other than us

What's the message?

Keep your mouth shut

There is another side

[crowd] One more song,

one more song!

One more song,

one more song!

Nice one.

She's unreal.

-[DH] Every time.

-How does he do it?

How is that happening?

(knocking on door) Keith,

your car's downstairs.

You guys k*lled it!

Oh, my God, we went into points.

Merch is crushing.

I'm gonna go get that money.

(band shouting)

I'm gonna get that money!

Woo! All right.

Guys, later.

-Later, Keith.

-Later, Keith.

What are you getting

into tonight, DH?

Oh, man.

I just got challenged

to a drum battle.

What?

-Yeah.

-For real?

[DH] Yeah, man.

You gonna do it?

I usually don't f*ck

with battles, man,

but this dude is talking sh*t

like he's the Gospel Chops

Champion of Chatsworth.

What? (laughs)

[DH] Yeah.

All right, take care.

(soft suspenseful music)

[Wrongdoer 1]

Fasten your seat belt.

Right.

Keith, Keith, you're in danger!

Keith!

Hey, what's going on?

-Please, sign my album.

-Not now, not now!

What happened?

Keith is in that car.

They're gonna k*ll him.

What?

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Where are they?

They have to be

along these tracks.

This road's the only way in.

(g*n firing)

Holy sh*t.

[Cici] There there, there!

Go go, go, go!

Keith!

No, no-no, no!

[Dimitri] m*therf*cker!

(soft mournful music)

Rats spelled backwards...

is star.

Dog becomes God.

This is not by accident.

There is only us,

and all we'll ever be.

I am you.

You are we.

We are all together.

[group] We.

We.

That's some freaky-a*s

cult sh*t going on in there.

[group] We.

It's way more in tune

with the way

things really are

than you might think.

[group] We.

Let's go in and talk to him.

[group] We.

(birds singing)

Well.

It's been a while.

Hasn't it, Doctor?

It has.

Sorry to drop by unannounced.

We'd like to have

a word with Autry.

Autry?

He's one of our brightest,

most promising.

What do you wish to

discuss with him?

It's a personal matter.

There are no

personal matters here.

The path to enlightenment

doesn't allow it.

There's more than one path

to enlightenment.

Why there was even a time

when you and I

were on the same path.

(bird singing)

I will speak with you,

and you alone.

Get the car.

Nice necklace.

Planet X?

We know why you are here.

What makes you think

we're just going to

hand Autry over to you?

He's about to graduate.

He's in OFF!

How do you know?

I've been there.

Show me.

(crowd chanting)

(upbeat hard rock music)

Someone's out there

Other than us

What's the message?

Keep your mouth shut

There is another side

(We breathing shakily)

It is so...

Come with me.

That's what

I'm trying to tell you.

She was with me.

We were driving around

looking for you.

We heard the shot.

I pulled into that lot.

And there you were

lying on the ground.

She was worried about me?

Yeah.

Yeah, she was.

And so was I.

(bees buzzing)

Autry?

The time has come.

You have been chosen.

I don't understand.

I always knew you were special,

but it seems you may be

special in ways

we did not anticipate.

You must leave now.

He is yours.

Thank you, We.

Autry, it is an honor.

(soft haunting music)

Head to Haunebu Hospital.

I'm sorry for

the cold encounter.

I promise this is not

a kidnapping.

I'm here willingly.

Do you know why you're here?

This is the transition.

You see like We.

How do you know that?

The bees.

The bees see a lot.

This will make you see

even more.

Drink it, Autry.

Here we go.

(Autry groaning)

Blast off.

(dramatic crescendo)

(bees buzzing)

[We] It seems

you may be special

in ways we did not anticipate.

(intermittent music)

(crowd cheering)

(upbeat rock music)

There is another side

We are not alone

Telepathic communication

Using a native tongue

New injuries with

disheveled apparel

Petrified of what

people will think

Dumbfounded, unresponsive

Goldmine for perfect contact

Someone's out there

other than us

What's the message?

Keep your mouth shut

There is another side

We are not alone

(crowd chanting)

[crowd] One more song,

one more song!

One more song,

one more song!

Hey, guys.

Hey, this is um...

Nina.

-Hello.

-Hi.

-Hey, hey.

-Hi.

Hey. Great show

tonight, by the way.

-Thank you.

-Thanks.

After you.

-See ya later.

-I'm out.

-Bye.

-Later.

Whoa. Dude, she is next level.

His mojo is on fire.

Nice one.

[fan 1] Autry!

[fan 2] Autry, there he is.

(fans clamoring)

When is the next

album coming out?

Dude, can we get a picture?

Thanks, man.

-Thanks, man.

-Me too.

You gotta sign this please.

I've got to go, guys,

but thank you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

one more, one more, one more.

Alright, that's a d*ck pic.

All right, see ya later.

Must be cool to be

a rock star.

Has its ups and downs, but

definitely has some perks too.

Oh, hey, can I get

your phone number?

I wanna send you something.

Yeah, sure.

373-3573.

Okay.

I took this really cool photo

of you tonight.

Yeah?

How'd you learn

how to bend like that?

I am naturally very flexible,

but looks like you might be too.

Could probably teach you.

Promise?

Oh, wait, can you actually

just stop up at this store

just right after this light?

Yeah, sure.

Stay here. I'll be right back.

(suspenseful music)

Don't move!

Hands where I can see them!

(indistinct speaking)

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)

-(g*ns firing)

-(glass shatters)

(Autry gasps)

It's okay.

You're fine, you're fine.

How do you feel?

Have I arrived?

Not yet.

When the four of you

transition together,

then you will.

I know you now.

Our band is amazing.

That's right.

You're quite the ladies' man.

I've never felt so in command

of my surroundings.

How am I being measured?

As a stud bass rocker.

As a groupie magnet.

There's the hospital.

What are we doing?

[Doctor] Your drummer's

in there?

Does he work there?

No, he's a patient.

What happened to him?

He's in a coma.

How?

(dramatic music)

[Doctor] The official

police report

has him losing control

of his vehicle.

But a closer look

at the evidence

points to a cover-up.

Someone or, some thing...

didn't want him to

reach his destination.

(Wrongdoer 2 grunting)

(soft suspenseful music)

(monitors beeping)

How long has he been

like this?

A long time.

Before the accident, he was

an up-and-coming jazz drummer.

Did a stint with Al Jarreau.

This is so sad.

How do we reach him?

I'm not trying to be

a downer, but...

doesn't seem like anyone's home.

Just a reminder,

visiting hour

over at five today.

Has he ever moved while

you were tending to him?

There's spontaneous movements,

but most are reflex.

The eyes will occasionally

roll around under lids.

-I see.

-Mm-hm.

-Thank you.

-Mm.

(phone ringing)

Close the curtain.

[The Crazed Chemist] Doctor,

we have an emergency.

Antidote levels have

been completely depleted.

We're beyond critical low!

That can't be.

That's impossible.

The reserves were compromised

by outside forces.

Even the current batches

have been breached.

How? The Harvest Realm

is impenetrable.

There must be some sort of

interference with the bees!

What kind of interference?

Damn it!

What kind of interference?

God help us!

They're onto us.

We don't have much time.

Will that work?

The area of his brain

needed for this is active.

But unless he's awake,

I don't know if it will work.

We've got to try.

Please, if you can hear us,

we are ready to receive

and need guidance.

(bees buzzing)

(dramatic music)

(clock ticking)

(bee buzzing)

We is here.

(mysterious music)

There's something

I need to tell you.

What?

You can't go back after this

to your regular lives.

Ever.

Why would we wanna come back?

I don't wanna come back.

(bee buzzing)

(DH gasping)

[Keith] Holy sh*t!

(Wrongdoer 2 groaning)

(Wrongdoer 2 groaning)

-Thank you.

-Now's the time.

Drink this, Autry.

Keith. Drink it, drink it.

It feels so good to

feel something real again.

See ya on the other side.

We are all together.

(body thudding)

(elevator dinging)

(suspenseful music)

Are you coming along?

If everything goes well.

Cici's there.

Go.

Find her.

Go find her, Keith.

(soft suspenseful music)

(upbeat suspenseful music)

(dramatic music)

(bugle music)

(police radio chattering)

[officer] Unit 22, on the way.

(bugle music)

Visiting hours...

(sparks buzzing)

(light music)

(nurse gasping)

(nurse screaming)

(mysterious music)

[Doctor] It's time

to step into the shoes

of who you should be

and alter that outcome.

(intermittent rock music)

There is another side

We are not alone

Feeling of suffocation

Mortally wounded,

uncontrollable fear

Nightmares

against their will

Missing time with

the misunderstood

Dumbfounded, unresponsive

Goldmine for perfect contact

Someone's out there

other than us

What's the message?

Keep your mouth shut

(crowd cheering)

[crowd] One more song,

one more song!

One more song, one more song!

One more song, one more song!

(Cici's shouting muffled)

Hey, you guys k*lled tonight.

We went into points.

(flesh squishing)

(crowd gasping)

(soft suspenseful music)

(Manager gurgling)

(door opening)

Get in.

-What the f*ck?

-Mm-hm.

(car doors closing)

(tires squealing)

You're awfully quiet.

Can I get your phone number?

I wanna send you something.

Actually, could you just

stop up at this store

on the right,

just right after this light?

(turn signal clicking)

(suspenseful music)

(upbeat rock music)

(g*n c*ck)

(g*n firing)

(officer screaming)

-(upbeat rock music continues)

-(g*n c*ck)

(g*n firing)

(officer screaming)

(g*n c*ck)

[distorted voice] No.

Leave her to me.

Go!

(g*n firing)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(music stops)

(soft suspenseful music)

(upbeat rock music)

(g*n c*ck)

(engine gunning)

(g*ns firing)

(Wrongdoer 1 screaming)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(Wrongdoer 1 screaming)

(gentle mysterious music)

[Doctor] The area of his brain

needed for this is active.

But unless he's awake

I don't know if it'll work.

[Autry] Please,

if you can hear us,

we are ready to receive

and need guidance.

(bees buzzing)

We is here.

(bees buzzing)

(intermittent music)

[Promoter] This is it!

This...

is what we came for.

Ladies, and gentlemen,

to my left,

the reigning Gospel Chops

Champion of Chatsworth!

(crowd shouting)

And to my right,

the challenger.

D

H

Peligro!

Now, swing...

may have something

to do with it.

But we're talking

best technical,

free-form performance.

Chops is chops.

You either got 'em.

Or you don't.

(soft mysterious music)

Sticks in the air.

(crowd clamoring)

Play!

(drumming music)

(crowd shouting)

Another stellar performance

from The Champ.

Good luck, challenger.

Play!

(drumming music)

(crowd shouting)

(soft suspenseful music)

(g*n c*ck)

(g*n firing)

(The Champ screaming)

(soft suspenseful music)

No!

(upbeat rock music)

(Doctor groaning)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(Doctor groaning)

(Doctor screaming)

(upbeat rock music continues)

(Wrongdoer 2 screaming)

(Wrongdoer 2 screaming)

(upbeat rock music continues)

-(g*n firing)

-(Nina groaning)

(g*n c*ck and firing)

(Nina shrieking)

(Doctor groaning)

The music you make now

will free the minds

of all who listen.

And it will,

it will give rise...

to a great...

awakening.

(soft sad music)

(phone buzzing)

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)

Gentlemen, it is

with great relief

that the four of you

appear before me now.

I am truly honored.

But with this joy

also comes, I'm sorry.

(sniffs)

With joy also comes

profound sadness,

knowing that our beloved

doctor is no more.

At least in this world.

We must remember that the cost

of progress often

is sacrifice.

Members of OFF!,

you must now head to BDA Labs,

where the next stage

of your journey awaits.

Thanks to your achievements,

the antidote levels have

returned to maximum capacity.

It is now time for your music

to open the gates

of human consciousness

across all planes of existence.

Rock hard, brave travelers.

Rock hard.

(soft music)

(doors opening and closing)

Welcome to BDA Labs.

We've been expecting you.

Please, follow me.

Our facility was built

and exclusively designed

for every stage of

music production,

distribution and promotion.

Our state-of-the-art broadcast

and recording studios

are on the top floor.

Time has come.

Imagine, if you will,

an entire movement

centered around

a single belief

that one day a cure will come.

(elevator dinging)

It appears as though

that day has arrived.

Please.

(elevator dinging)

(doors sliding)

Gentlemen, the music

you're about to make

will be revolutionary.

When experienced

with the antidote,

it will awaken

the subconscious,

providing the ultimate

pathway to travel.

Now if you'll follow me

to the control room,

I think you'll find

you'll be extremely pleased

with our results.

(machines whirring)

(keys clicking)

(door opening)

It may be hard to believe,

but all this

was built for you

in anticipation of

this very moment.

But it was.

Through this soundproof glass,

you will find

everything you need

to produce the necessary sounds

required for transmission.

Drums,

bass,

guitar.

There is even a saxophonist.

To avoid any

digital interference,

your performance will be

recorded on analog equipment

and pressed directly

onto vinyl here on-site.

Album jackets will

include a blotter sheet

dipped in concentrated antidote.

A single tab is enough to

trigger operative dream state.

You'll be broadcast

live across all platforms

using our max visibility

algorithm.

Every viewer will receive

a free copy of the record

delivered right to their door.

(soft music)

The music is within you.

All you have to do is play it.

(soft mysterious music)

Gentlemen, we're live

and rolling tape!

(hard rock music)

(upbeat hard rock music)

Interstellar messages

Ancient astronauts

Look to Planet X

Violent electric shock

Walk through walls

to a different place

The evolution of

the human race

(upbeat hard rock music)

Stuck in the back

expl*si*n of thought

Dream becomes reality

Look outside the box

Walk through walls

to a different place

Time will come

for a superior race

(upbeat hard rock music)

(bees buzzing)

(machine whirring)

(hard rock music)

(bees buzzing)

You volunteered to be examined

during a series of tests.

The tests are designed to

measure brain potential.

(bees buzzing)

You volunteered to be examined

during a series of tests.

The tests are designed to

measure brain potential.

(bees buzzing)

(handcuffs clicking)

(bees buzzing)

(deliveryman humming)

(birds singing)

Is that it? Did it come?

I believe so.

(rock music)

(music intensifying)

Trajectory, no turning back

New pessimism

new layers of crime

Sterilize the undesirables

In the kingdom of the blind

Modern face of warfare

Rockets red glare

Lowered the bar

of discourse

(banging on door)

Dinner!

Are you there?

(intermittent music)

(horn blaring)

(cars passing)

Hi.

Here's your ticket.

Don't lose it.

Where am I?

You are here.

Is he the first one?

Yeah.

Have you heard it?

Heard what?

"Free LSD."

That's the last thing

I remember.

I was listening to it

in my room.

Yes.

They made it, they made it.

Look, there's more!

Okay, Cici, it has begun.

But we have to move on

to Plan B.

What?

I was terminated.

The doors are

opening right now.

I might be able to help.

I was on Keith's podcast,

to talk about being abducted.

When they operated on me,

I heard music.

Music that I think has

something to do with you.

I, I dreamt all of this.

This was taken out of my leg.

It's a material

of unknown origin.

(mysterious music)

(body thudding)

(crowd shouting)

(crowd applauding)

[Keith] This is for you.

Compliments of Venus Faire.

(crowd shouting)

Are you okay?

The bag!

(footsteps receding)

Hey, there you are.

We're almost outta tickets.

It's really filling up in there.

(lights buzzing)

Ow.

Ah!

Ah!

Are you okay?

(soft suspenseful music)

Bring it to me.

(echoing) Bring it to me.

Bring it to me.

(suspenseful music)

(Nina gasping)

(Cici gasping)

[distorted voice] Go!

(Nina gasping)

(suspenseful music)

(Nina groaning)

(crowd cheering)

There's resistance outside.

(suspenseful music)

We have to hurry.

(upbeat music)

[Doctor] Hello, and welcome!

It's you.

[Doctor] Time has come.

This is it.

[Doctor]

Are you ready to evolve?

Please, place your ticket

on your tongue.

(soft music)

What you are about to

experience

is the mind without

limitations.

Are you ready?

(crowd cheering)

(music building)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(hard rock music)

Forever changed

In search of blood

Ceiling of clouds

Disappeared without a trace

Another world

beyond the realm

The flying lights

not of this Earth

w*r above Los Angeles

w*r above Los Angeles

(hard rock music)

Nothing is fabricated

It's an impossible hoax

The hour of reckoning's here

The hour of reckoning's here

(rock music)

(hard rock music)

Mining the moon

We crossed the line

They're watching us

Blackbirds fall from the sky

The unexplained

left in the dark

Our chromosomes

harvest the Earth

w*r above Los Angeles

w*r above Los Angeles

Nothing is fabricated

It's an impossible hoax

The hour of reckoning's here

The hour of reckoning's here

(crowd cheering)

(door sliding)

(crowd cheering)

(choir singing)

(upbeat music)

Baby, I can make you swim

Across the ocean

on your toenail

I can make you hum

like a nightingale

Baby, my love is

like a force field

Only your love can

satisfy my will

I can kiss your lips

and set them on fire

Rub your hips,

bring on strong desire

Desires that no

man can fulfill

I'm the one who gives you

satisfaction

And will

My love is at its peak

I alone can make you weak

And you won't

be able to speak

My love is strong

like a mountain

It flows from that

eternal fountain

They call me Mr. LSD

Call me Mr. LSD

Dinner!

Are you there?

LSD

LSD

L

S

D

(mother screaming)

(upbeat rock music)

Operation Overcast

NASA and the JPL

Hitler had a Haunebu

Fourth Reich for the USA

Can't get more f*cked up

It can't get more f*cked up

Collectors for the OSS

Warfare with bubonic plague

Scientific worst

achievements

Seduced by evil promises

Can't get more f*cked up

It can't get more f*cked up

Free LSD

Free LSD

He made that fruitcake

look higher than a kite

Bigwig in the CIA

You don't get to walk away

They had a whorehouse

dosing all the johns

Worried about the Russkies

Threw that guy

right out the window

Or did they make him jump?

Free LSD

Free LSD

Transferred to

the West Coast

Pinstriped

alcoholic penguin

Turned him into

damaged goods

[vocalizing]

(gentle guitar music)

LSD

I'm falling in love

with you

Just one little speck

And I'm disconnected

LSD