- You activate the phone and
immediately an unknown number
goes ping, the text reads
Meet up at the pit.
- I need, we should go in there,
text and then we can listen
for the text to be received.
- You look out into the
dance floor and see,
Zayn Darkshadow
- I would like to text, OMW.
- And as you send it, pop,
Zayn's pocket lights up.
There is a young woman,
she takes her hand,
kisses it and goes I'm Tracker.
Tracker is talking to
you, she leans forward
and kisses you on the mouth.
- Actually I don't kiss.
- I'm so sorry
- No I'm sorry
All over, people hit the deck
as their bodies start to change.
- We gotta take out that DJ.
- Hello and welcome back to Fantasy High.
Last week our intrepid heroes
were deep in the Black Pit.
Elmville's number one music venue,
all the assorted patrons of the bar
and club have just burst forward into
their true monstrous forms.
Vampires, werewolves, zombies,
now spread out across the dance floor
in the various rooms and venues
and our heroes are
scattered and in disarray.
Here we see the board before us.
DJ Brains at the turntables, two massive,
pulsing amps behind him.
Zayn Darkshadow raving it up on the floor.
Riz hiding behind the bar stool,
Fig and Gorgug hanging
back in the dance hall,
looking on, having just
seen the phone or crystal
in Zayn's pocket light up,
being texted from Johnny Spell's burner.
In this bar area, we
have Kristen Applebees
talking about faith and
getting a romantic proposition
form a young woman who has
just freaked the f*ck out
and turned into a ravening
werewolf, and as far from
the music as possible, are two
most patrician party members,
Adaine and Fabian, in
the whiskey bar area,
as far form the music as they can get.
We leap into combat, the
first act as the noise, boom.
Rage.
You see over the pool table Fabian,
the guy across from the other player goes,
You cheater.
And his body starts to
transform, you are first to act.
- Now are they transforming,
things are about to get violent,
it's clearly a fight, or—
- You see from that and you
begin to hear the screams
from the other part of the room,
but your lightening
fast reflexes afford you
the ability to do
something based on whether
you think something
bad is about to happen.
- I think something bad's about to happen,
I turn to Adaine and I say,
we need to find everyone,
and I take off toward the back room.
- Awesome.
- I would plan on dashing, if anything.
- You take your
move, so that's gonna be,
one, two, three, you have
used 15 feet of movement.
This room is filled with people
hulking out into werewolves.
So this was the mosh pit from earlier.
- Okay.
- Mero, the particular,
the werewolf that bought
the drink is over by the pool table here.
- That's the guy that bought me a drink?
- That's the guy
that bought me a drink,
who slugged you in the face.
- f*ck him up, I don't trust him.
- You've used
15 feet of movement,
you have another 15 feet
left, but you see this room,
you look through the window here,
go ahead and give me a perception check.
- 14.
- 14, you see DJ Brains,
you do not see Riz,
who is more hidden than he's ever been.
You see DJ Brains, and
you see, Zayn Darkshadow,
all the way through, because
he's got these weird,
glowing rave things around.
- Okay.
- You have the rest of your movement left,
you can of course, use a dash
action if you want as well.
- Ah, I need to wait
for Adaine, can I dodge?
- Yes, do you want to stay in the door
and not use any of your movement?
Use your dodge action?
- I guess I'll move to more,
along the wall I guess.
- Okay.
You use your dodge action, so you move
three more spaces here and you guys see
that the quickest to act after Fabian are
a group of people that
you thought we just gothy,
or didn't get out much and you now see,
are clearly vampires.
This tall vampire with
an open trench coat,
grabs the person to his left,
sinks his fangs into her neck,
and exsanguinates her completely.
Goes, and she drops lifeless
to the ground as he says
Sasha, Lord of Whispers,
calls for the blood hands!
- Daddy, daddy.
- This vampire, is going to make
a perception roll
and starts running straight for you Fig,
other vampires are going to act as well,
it's going to be,
- Can we see you?
- Yep, I'm in the corner.
- This is going, well—
one of the vampires from
the pinball machine,
rushes, grabs a young woman at the bar and
Begins to exsanguinate, the
rest of our vampires go,
it just turns into a total
feeding frenzy over here
and you see Kristen that one
of the vampires attacks you.
What is your armor class currently?
- 18.
- 18.
You take, nine points of damage
as the vampire slashes across your face.
- Ooh!
- And goes, little human girl,
you look nice and warm.
Oh it's now Adaine's turn.
- sh*t, well all I've seen
is this werewolf guy turning,
do I know what phase of the moon it is?
As a wizard, is that a
thing, that I would—
- Go ahead and give me an arcana check.
- Great.
11.
- You know it's not the full moon.
- Okay.
sh*t, I would like to run as close to
this bouncer as I can get,
with a disengage action.
- Okay.
- So, hopefully
nobody attacks me.
- Okay rad. Go ahead
and move, disengage means
you can only move six squares,
if you take a dash
action, you can move 12.
- Oh then I will take a dash action, 12.
- Rad, you
run as fast as you can,
sprinting towards the exit.
Now, the zombies are going to go.
- Zombies, Jesus Christ!
- Zombies, vampires, and werewolves!
- Oh.
- Are there any,
just innocent bystanders?
- I think, we saw
people getting eaten.
- Yeah
- This man at the bar, he looks like—
- He looks like such a sweet—
- He's definitely here because he's—
- He's got a book under his arm.
- He's had a fight with his wife.
- I mean, just clubbed to death.
- What?
- With their, they're not even hitting
with their fists, they're
hitting with the like,
just forearm, crack his skull wide open.
- To eat his brains?
- One, two, three.
- Oh sh*t, they're coming at you.
Are both of them?
- Yeah, it looks like they're
coming at both of you guys.
- Fabian hurry.
- They're going to take
some swings at you,
that's going to be three
zombies on Fig, what's your AC?
- 12
- 12?
Okay, that's going to be
12 points of damage to you.
- Jesus.
- And Gorgug what is yours?
- It's 13.
- One hits you for three points of damage.
Bam.
Riz, that's you.
- DJ looks okay with all this?
- Go ahead and make an insight check.
- 19.
- As the music spins you see the glamor
on the DJ's face changes,
the DJ has a rotting necrotic face,
covered by a poultry allusion.
Just a, a zombie, a fully
undead, necrotic DJ.
- Cool, I'm going
to, run up on stage.
- Rad, you're going to take
your movement to get up there.
- Then I'm going to try to, actually,
I will use my insightful fighting,
- Okay.
to see if I could get sneak attack on him.
- And it's versus his deception right?
- Yeah it's my insight versus deception.
- 12.
- Nat 1.
- Brennan nat 1, god dammit.
- Get some new dice, dude!
- I will just swing.
- Throw that dice away.
- With a rapier,
and that's pretty good,
that's a 20 to hit.
- 20 hits.
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and roll damage.
- Okay.
11, f*ck yeah, and them I'm also gonna use
fury of the small to do another
three damage to him, so 14.
- 14 points of damage?
Woo!
- Fury of the ball.
- Fury of the ball!
- You run up
on stage and hit him
through this rotting,
pustule of green bile.
Squirts out of this side of him,
and he reaches out onto the
turn table and goes, oh no.
You see that, that is Riz's turn.
Zayn, goes one, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve.
- Let him run.
- That's going to be Gorgug.
- That's fine, we'll see him at school.
- Yeah, we'll find him at school.
- I'm going—
- There is no exit though right?
- I'm gonna go into a
rage, Gorgug thinks about
singing a song, but it's just too much.
He just goes into a rage.
- Oh, ah not to mention,
the song is particularity—
infecting.
- I think it was yelling
rage at one point.
Rage, Gorgug rage!
- I'm going to,
attack this one, with,
I'm going to use frenzy and attack,
well I'm going to attack that person
and then use frenzy on another.
Okay, so.
Sheesh, that's only a 13.
- I mean she's wearing no armor.
- 13 for a zombie hits.
- Good okay.
- Yes!
- Phew, okay so that would be D12,
plus five, that's six, eleven.
- Badly injured, so
that's your action, you,
hack into it.
- Okay well I'll just use
frenzy and attack it again.
- Yeah, go for it.
- That hits and then that'll be, eight.
- Eight points of damage,
that's 19, this zombie is f*cked up.
- No she's still standing.
- f*ck.
- Eesh.
- As you lay into
this zombie with your ax,
that is now going to be—
- We're gotta just run past him.
- I know, I think we need to disengage.
- You guys don't have
anyone in this room anymore,
but I know what's happening.
This, poor soul is lept on by these two.
- God, Daniel Boone?
- The Daniel Boone.
- Poor Daniel Boone, that's
how he went, did you know that?
- Whoa what's that other guy?
- There's guy dressed exactly
like you, by the werewolf.
- What a copycat.
- Weird!
- Who's the dude with the helmet?
- The dude with the
helmet is just a partier,
in a f*cking shredded tank top, who,
he was here with a helmet before.
- Okay great, and is he coming for me?
- He's got a big anarchy sign
on the side of the helmet
and he's coming for you, he looks over,
Hey man, this ain't your scene.
These guys have disadvantage to hit.
What's you armor class my man?
- 18.
- That's a miss,
that's a miss,
that's a miss,
that's a miss.
You, as these guys just try to get
their claws on you, come on man!
This werewolf turns around,
leaps over the table at this vampire.
- Oh okay, good to know.
- Yeah.
- Takes some swings,
and partially mauls that vampire.
As the vampire shrieks out in pain.
- Oh.
- Yeah, f*ck each other up.
- Yeah maybe we could hide?
- You see that Tracker turns
to the vampire that attacked you.
- Romantic.
- And leaps on her,
scratching her eyes out with her claws.
- Okay.
- That's going to be, Kristen.
- Okay cool, then I'm going
to run and jump up on the bar.
- Sure, if you'd like.
- Cool, I'm just going
to try and get as close
to this door as I can.
- Cool that's going to be
an acrobatics check to get up on that.
- Yeah, I will.
You know how well this goes, 18, cool.
- Oh hell yeah—
- Oh wait, what's my acrobatics?
Minus three, so 15.
- 15 will do it.
You rush past, you're gonna
get an attack of opportunity
here from the one
vampire off to your side.
- Oh, cool.
- He's gonna go, hits you with
the claws for another,
six, nine points of damage.
- Damn.
- So Kristen, how far
would you like to run?
- As far as I can.
- Okay you're taking a dash action?
- Yeah.
- So that's
one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
- Yeah what's up with that dude?
- There's a portly looking,
red-winged, demon guy—
- Was he like that before?
- Yeah, oh he was like that before,
he's got like a green shirt
on that says Got Souls?
- So didn't get, he's
not a bad guy in this—
- Is he the devil?
- You don't, as you rush past,
give me an insight check
as you rush past him.
- Daddy?
- Insight, ah, nat 1!
- What is with this side of the table?
- Kristen, this guy is here to help you.
- Great.
- Alright cool, I would like
to cast, spiritual weapon.
- That's a bonus action, dope.
- Cool, it takes the
shape of a giant, holy corn.
It's a giant ear of corn,
it looks exactly like
the corn cutties but good.
- Dope, who
would you like to attack
with this corn.
- Can it enter the next room?
- You can't see the next room,
so you couldn't order it,
you can like, basically cast
in the next room so that on
the next round it'll be
there waiting for you.
- Cool, yeah I'll do that
I'll cast it into the
room that I run up to.
Sick.
- So in that
room a big, f*cking,
glowing corncob appears,
floating in the air,
that is now going to be.
- I see it and try to fight it.
The corn cutties they're back.
- The humans start
freaking out and running,
for the exit, these guys start
pouring out of this door here
- This guy!
- That man had no business in this place.
- Also with a book, this is k*lling me.
- A lot of people
brought books to a concert.
- A couple of hours to
k*ll, I'll just go hang out
at this bar, there's a
DJ I'll bring my book.
- These humans are on stage?
- Yeah, these
guys, this guy is dead.
These guys straight up start
fleeing, run off stage.
- Cowards.
- Drummer is dead.
- Cowards, you guys
don't live your aesthetic.
- That is going to—
- This guy hides behind the bar.
- Is this a human?
- He's just
very focused on playing.
- Yes, he starts,
there's a werewolf there,
he runs into and hates his choice,
this guy jumps off and flies over the bar.
- Cutie! Daddy?
- Is that a
person over over here?
- She's the coat check person?
- Coat check.
- Coat check,
doesn't know anything,
he probably hears yelling
but that's normal.
- He's just like, as people
are fleeing, being like,
you have your coat here?
- Tickets?
- Tickets, tickets.
- That is now going to be Fig.
- Can I just flip over
Gorgug to hide behind him?
- You want to flip over
Gorgug to hide behind him,
okay, you can actually,
you could take a disengage
and move through Gorgug's space, for sure.
- Okay, but do I have to take a disengage,
can I just use my action to
go underneath Gorgug's legs
and hide behind him?
- You can take your move
action to move through Gorgug,
but they will get attacks
of opportunity on you,
unless you take the disengage action.
- Okay, I'm gonna
take that disengage then,
so I'm gonna go disengage
and go behind Gorgug,
and I guess maybe, ah
f*ck, that guy's gonna—
- You can go
farther if you want,
because it's two squares
movement to go through Gorgug,
if you want to go further back you can.
- I do want to move, way
further back, I just, I guess
I'm going to go way back into
the corner as far as I can.
- Close to the corn.
- But then, my, even
though I use disengage,
can I at least use bardic inspiration,
because that's bonus action.
- Yeah you can do that.
- You got a little bardic inspiration.
- What is that about?
- Yeah, that's my turn, for now.
- Awesome, I'm gonna go ahead
and need Riz to make
a wisdom saving throw.
- Oh sh*t.
- 18
- Ooh baby, you see DJ Brains was,
Now all the good little
children, always try to,
LOSE THEIR MINDS!
And you feel the music
vibrating your bones
and trying to rob you of your
sanity, but you hold strong.
- Whoa.
- You are yourself still.
- I just hate house music so
much. It's like, f*ck this guy.
- That is now
going to be, back to Fabian.
- Alright.
How breakable does that glass look?
- Honestly dude?
Pretty breakable.
- Okay, hell yeah, I'm gonna action surge
to disengage from these two dudes,
- Oh nice.
- Then dash through
this window right here.
- Sick.
- This 100% rules.
- That's 100% rules.
- Be careful watch out for my dad.
- Dude that's 100% rules.
Cool, so you didn't use your
actions series, disengage,
no attacks of opportunities,
one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
you have four squares of movement left,
for using the dash action as well,
go ahead and give me an athletics check
to smash that window.
- Hell yeah!
- 22
- You f*cking, like a,
f*cking gazelle just,
protect your face,
right into the shoulder,
glass doesn't even remain on your clothes
as you're through the other side.
You have four squares of movement left.
How do you want to use it?
- I think I got
eyes on my main man Riz,
so can I vault the bar?
- Absolutely, go ahead
and just give me another
acrobatics check real quickly.
- 24.
- You are well
and truly behind the bar,
so you've, no glass on you,
and are behind the bar.
- Hell yeah.
- Having used your move.
- Hell yeah.
That window by the way is broken.
- Sweet, helpful for everyone.
- The vampires are going to go now.
- Ah come on.
- Whoa, swords.
- It's going right through them.
- Beam of light?
- It is a beam of light.
These two turn here,
vampires, these guys swarm over here.
- God damn.
- k*lling people.
- f*ck.
- This is a blood bath.
- Literally, more
werewolves fighting vampires.
- I'm going to need, Kristen
what's your armor class again?
- 18.
- 18.
A vampire leaps up on the
bar up to you and says,
where you going, don't you
want to get to know me,
and your halo glows brighter.
- I don't yet, not for five years.
- Hell yeah. These two vampires,
start going to work on this werewolf.
their attacks do literally nothing,
you see them connecting with
the werewolf and punching it,
this guy behind Gorgug is
going to start swinging at him.
- I've had my eyes on this
two-sworded man for a while.
- What's your AC again dude?
- It is 13.
- 13? that's going to be,
nine points of damage to you.
- Halved?
- Halved, yes.
- So four or five?
- I believe it's rounded down.
- It's rounded down.
- Rounded down.
So four points of damage, as
he slashes you with a bright,
silvery katana, and shouts out,
Mountasia, go get the silver
weaponry as fast as you can,
it's looks like the dogs have
gotten out of their kennel.
- Oh my god.
- I hate you so much.
- Why do we fight
the most erotic villains?
- They're so sexy.
- These guys both join in on
Tracker over here.
- I'm so sorry.
- No.
- You guys see.
- Dude, I don't think
she was right for you.
- I don't know who's right for me.
- I feel that.
- That is now
going to be Adaine's turn.
- I'm gonna run out and
like, yell to the coat check,
and then yell outside, this
bad, it's bad, it's bad,
vampires, there's werewolves,
I don't know what—
- You run out to yell it to the bouncer.
- Uh huh.
- As you run out,
you see the bouncer going,
not again, not again.
- Oh sh*t.
I run back in.
- Cool, you move a couple more squares in,
you move six squares back in.
- And then I guess I will, f*ck.
- Well have you moved
now, six squares right?
- Oh yeah, so I'm done again.
- I think you're done again.
- f*ck.
- No, actually you have one action left,
if you've moved six
squares all told you get
a free bit of speaking.
- Okay, then I will cast,
ray of sickness
on this werewolf that's
right in front of me.
- Great, what's the save one that?
- Constitution.
- And what happens if he fails?
- He pukes a bunch, 2D8 poison damage.
- Oh, go ahead a roll 2D8.
- Six and four, ten.
- Oh, awesome,
you raise your hand,
a ray of bilious green
energy surges out of
your outstretched fingers and,
he whines in pain as the
horrible sickness overtakes him,
that is Adaine's turn.
It is now going to be the zombies turn.
- Wow, what a bad time.
- These guys are all going
to take swings at Gorgug,
what's your armor class again my man?
- 13, oh no.
- You've got 35.
- I'm raging so it's half
damage though at least.
- You take nine points of
damage, spread over three,
so five which becomes two and then,
so four points of damage
from zombies wailing on you.
You're just f*cking hulking out.
- Fig is watching
and she just cackles.
- You see that DJ Brains
flicks a little thing on it
and says, creatures of the night,
come to a-a-a-id your master.
And these zombies gather around Riz.
- I'm coming The Ball.
- They're gonna
take some swings at you Riz,
what's your AC?
- 15.
- One of them hits you for
three points of damage,
I'm gonna roll some acrobatics
checks for these zombies
to get over the bar.
You see that all but one
zombie are completely
thwarted by the bar.
As they try to get over it.
One manages to get up
there, takes a swing at you,
Fabian, and misses, that's gonna be Riz.
- Okay, I'm going to try to
use my insightful fighting.
Once again.
- Go for it.
- Hell yeah.
- Yes, that's a 23.
- 23's gonna do it.
- Okay, please hit, we'll
do so much damage if I hit.
You know I'm gonna use
this, this is lucky now.
- This is lucky now.
- 18 to hit.
- 18 hits.
- That's 2D6 and a D8.
- Hell yeah.
- Wow.
- 11, 16, 20.
- 20 damage?
Geez—
- And I'm looking at Fabian
to see if he's impressed
while I do it.
- f*cking cannonball over here.
- I'm not.
Of course not.
- Do you see me jump through
that glass like it wasn't there?
- I'm sorry did you watch me smash glass,
vault, dodge the zombies.
- This guy's the leader and I'm The Ball.
- After three f*cking turns
you finally land a hit
and yes, it's, whatever.
- That's incredible.
You skewer DJ Brains, that's gotta hurt.
Meanwhile he's just going,
seemingly unable to feel pain,
but looking very badly injured now.
That's going to be Zayn,
one, two, three, four, five,
you can take an attack
opportunity if you want.
Six.
- Yeah, I am going to.
I'm gonna f*cking take
an attack of opportunity.
Alright, is nine gonna hit him?
- No, it does not.
- Okay, so I swing at
him with my bass guitar
and when it doesn't hit I
pretend like I was just dancing.
- Why are you still dancing?
- Whatever, I'll see you at school dude.
It's cool that we both got in right?
- Make a deception check for me.
- Okay, oh, that's gonna be, 23.
- You see he looks through
the door with all of these
f*cking vampires the other
side, you see he goes, ah sick,
and stands back and covers
himself in magic and vanishes.
- You little piece of sh*t.
- Make an arcana check if you'd like.
- Seven.
- He did something cool.
- He turned invisible, you
don't need arcana to see that.
- That's going to be Gorgug.
- Okay, I think, this is the one that I've
been wailing on right?
- Yes.
- Alright, I'm going to hit
her, can I do the frenzy
after I move, if I hit her,
and then move and then frenzy?
- You can hit that one, move,
and then frenzy, yes.
- Cool, I'm just gonna attack her.
- Cool.
- That's eight.
- Eight hits a zombie.
- Wow.
- Ooh.
- Dang.
- Interesting.
Thank goodness.
One D12.
- They're not dexterous.
- Plus five, wait, that's, 14.
- Would that help?
- You whack, decapitate
the zombie in front of you
and you are free to take your move
they will get attacks
of opportunity on you
but you're free to do so.
- I'm gonna take the, those
attacks of opportunity
and try and get, as
close to the DJ as I can.
- Cool, one, two, three, four, five, six.
- Okay.
- Cool.
- So I wanna throw a hand
ax at the DJ equipment.
- At the DJ equipment?
- Yeah.
- Rad, go for it, also give me
a perception check real quick.
- Okay.
That is only a, where's perception, nine.
- Nine, not going to, you
don't notice anything.
- Okay.
- Go ahead and roll your attack though.
- That is—
ten, ten total.
- Ten you, ax flies from you
and clings off of an amp.
- What about bardic inspiration?
- Oh sh*t, is it too late to use it?
- You can use it if you'd like.
- Oh six, so its 16.
- Okay. Six. You hurl it,
go ahead and roll damage.
- Five, so that's ten.
- You unloose- uh unlease- unlease?
You throw a f*cking hand ax,
it connects with one of
the amps behind DJ Brains
as it strikes deep within it
and you see yellow lightning
fork out form the amp.
Grab the ax and forcibly repel it,
knitting itself back together with magic.
This amp right here appears,
the arcana check wasn't great,
now that you've thrown an ax at it,
you notice this amp appears to be magical.
- Of the two?
- Of the two, that
one appears to be magical.
But you've noticed a
f*cking dope magic amp.
That's going to be the werewolves—
- Do those guys get attacks on me.
- Oh they do, they super do,
thank you for the reminder,
it's very—
- Why be honest.
- What is your dex and
your constitution modifier?
- Constitution is two, dex is one.
- Oh wow, okay, that's why you see so bad.
- You take, I'll half it for you,
you take two damage, two
damage, and two damage.
- So six.
- Six altogether, I have them for you.
- Okay.
- And the vampire takes a
swing with the sword, hits,
and deals you, seven points
of damage, halved to three.
- Okay.
- Werewolves act now,
you see these guys, rush
this human here, toast,
this human gets rushed,
and is toast as well.
This werewolf attacks,
badly injures this vampire
right in front of it, this werewolf turns,
there's no other people in here other than
that guy right, and rushes Adaine.
- Great.
- Is he poisoned?
- Yeah he is poisoned,
I think, is he poisoned?
- Yes he is poisoned.
- Great.
- Rushes you, what's your AC?
- 12.
- Oh, okay, this werewolf—
- I mean he, oh you already rolled it.
- I did already roll it,
but I didn't tell you
what it did so you can
totally say something.
- Okay so he gets a seven.
- On his first one or his second one?
- First one.
- Oh!
- First one, okay, claw misses, bite hits.
- f*ck.
I'm going to
need you to make a—
- sh*t, my dad's
going to be so unhappy.
- First of all you take
five points of damage,
- Okay.
- Alright
we're going to bring out
the box of doom.
Adaine, this is a
constitution saving throw.
The DC for contracting lycanthropy is 12,
I'll tell you that right off the bat.
What's you constitution saving throw?
- Two, so I've gotta get a ten or more?
- A ten or more.
- Ten or more.
- And a nine or lower means—
- I'm a werewolf?
- Yes, go ahead in the box of doom.
- 13
- What did you get?
- 13
- 13, okay.
- Oh my f*cking god.
- You feel the wound in
your arm fester as things
try to place themselves into you.
I'll take that box of doom.
- I'm like genuinely panic
attacking a little bit.
- Oh yeah, your character really is.
- That's going to be Kristen.
- Okay, I look at my bible
which has flown open,
and I read, I can do
all things through corn
who strengthens me, and I—
and I use a spell, to turn undead.
- Oh, your turn undead action.
- Nice.
- That's awesome,
that's actually a special ability.
- Oh cool, cool.
- That's great.
- Oh I'm sorry, can I run through the door
and cast that so it's in the other room?
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah, I should have done that.
- Cool, so you're going
to run through here,
there's going to be one
attack of opportunity on you,
where do you want to
move to in this space?
- It's got 18 AC.
- Do you want to move next to Fig or—
- I wanna go a little bit
in front of Fig I think.
- Okay, you can go here
because then 30 foot
is gonna be pretty big.
- Cool.
- One attack of opportunity
on you, which misses.
- Cool.
- As the vampire reaches out,
your halo glows brightly,
defending you with the might
of Helio even though you guys
are at a bit of a crisis
of faith right now.
- We are yeah.
- But in the moments that really count.
- Yeah thanks.
- Helio's like trying to
reach out to you and be like,
no, no, no, we're cool, we're cool.
- And I'm like maybe,
but yeah, no, we'll see.
- I'm also gonna need you to
make a perception check for me.
- Sure.
- Oh, just a, what do I have, oh 12.
- Ah you bump into something
as you rush through the doorway
that you don't see.
- Oh, can I cast arcana
on that, to see what—
- Yes, make an arcana
check sure, go for it.
- Not cast, okay.
- Or just make an arcana check.
- Eleven.
- Oh, an
invisible creature, is right
in the doorway, but you see
tons of undead in here as well.
All right, they're gonna
make wisdom saving throws.
- Is it just zombies, or
are there vampires too?
- It is zombies and vampires,
which are both undead.
- Ah cool.
- So I'm going to see how many
beings you affect real quick,
it's all within thirty feet of you.
- Holy sh*t.
- Geeze that's a lot of people,
okay, so that's everyone,
that's both of those vampires, rad okay,
so that's all four zombies
and three vampires.
- Cool.
- I'm gonna roll
their saves real quick,
what is your spell save DC?
- Oh that's a 14.
- 14, okay, damn.
Kristen tell me what happens as you raise,
you speak those words
through corn of strength,
raise your bible aloft, what happens,
this you can feel is something
mighty working through you.
- Yeah I raise my bible and I hear
that Frat Boy God voice, it's like,
"Hey, if feels like you're mad at me?"
And I'm like, shut up.
Then all this sh*t happens in front of me.
- I'm sorry my child that
things are not chill between us,
if they are not chill between us,
let them be chill before you.
The light of the sun
emanates from your book,
all of these zombies turn, going
Burned by the light of
the true god of corn,
fleeing from your vision.
Both of these vampires
shriek in pain, and fear.
This vampire turns to face you,
and the darkness clouds around him.
- Cool.
- Do you think your little solar caress
can possibly stop the flow
of my midnight whisperings?
- Dude could you just like,
button up your trench coat?
- The buttons fell off,
two hundred years ago.
- You didn't have time to—
- What?
- Oh do you think a lot of tailors
are open when I'm around and doing stuff?
- You could just learn how to do it.
- I won't I'm a noble.
- Do you know Fabian?
- You also have your
spiritual weapon right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- And your spiritual weapon
can attack, if you'd like.
- I would like to attack that guy.
- f*ck yeah, go ahead and
roll your spell attack.
- A nat 1!
- This is insane.
- sh*t.
- You see that your corn pokes
him a little bit in the face,
you see he goes, ooh
you're kinky like that,
you want me to do something to the corn?
- Yeah.
- I can do something, and his jaw unhinges
like a snake and he kind
of, fellates the corn.
- Hot, very hot.
- Oh!
- This is what I think,
what have you never
been exposed to this?
- No I think it's fine, I accept
everyone, I have an uncle.
- It makes it less good
for me if you accept it,
you get that right?
- Sure, ah—
- Let's fight, let's fight.
That is going to be, what
humans are even f*cking left,
oh yeah, these two
bartenders straight up dip,
rushing through this room.
- Ah, my cover.
- Rushing out.
- And into those two—
- Into those werewolves.
- And my dad.
- And your dad, that
guy's dead, this guy's got
a f*cking run, he makes it here
behind this other werewolf,
she rushes back through here and goes
and hides in this booth.
- That's a human?
- That's a human yes.
- Careful around here.
- Wah!
And then.
- Daddy!
- Ah he really is, an older man.
- "I'm too old for this place."
- He's like Margaritaville meets a demon.
- He went to CBGBs in the 70s.
- That's going to now be Fig.
- Okay, I would like to move, so,
one, two, three, four, five, six.
- Mm-hmm.
- That's how far I can go, so no one gets
attacks of opportunity on me
here, right, if I move here?
- If you move there?
No, no one gets an attack of opportunity.
- And then I'm going
to cast, I'm going to cast,
where is it? Shatter aka shred, on this,
on this 10 diameter thing.
- I will warn you that casting
a spell that deals damage
to those undead will
break the turning effect
that is on them.
Yeah.
- Okay so, one, two,
three, four, five, six,
can I hit a ten diameter
thing around here?
- Sure.
If you want to try and f*ck up the turn—
- The DJ.
- You could hit those
two zombies in front,
the DJ and his booth.
- Okay that's what I'm gonna try and hit.
- Sweet.
- So I take out my bass guitar and I hit,
really, really low note, and
it's like so low and powerful.
- Yeah.
- So cool.
- Just deep and vibrating and, cool,
and they have to make 3D8 thunder damage.
- Hell yeah, let me go ahead
and roll the constitutional—
- And also—
- What is your spell save DC?
- My spell save DC is, 14.
- 14, okay.
- 14 and also any non magical
items will take damage.
- Any non magical items
will take damage gotcha.
Cool, okay.
- I'm so nervous right now.
- And then DJ brains is
gonna make one of those, 14,
and then his turntable, cool.
The turntable seems
unaffected by the spell,
it seems to have some sort
of magic involved with it.
- Okay.
- One of the zombies and DJ
Brains both fail their savings.
- Phew, okay, seven,
eight, they take 20 damage.
- sh*t.
- f*ck.
- The ones that failed
their save take 20 damage?
- Yeah anyone that failed takes 20 damage.
- Holy sh*t.
- Hell yeah.
- So you f*cking raise
your finger up, time slows,
and the one string, you can see the waves
of the string on Fig's bass,
the zombie here is f*cking,
just torn apart by the power of rock
- Sick.
- That's right, this is real music b*tch.
- The turntable cracks in half,
and DJ Brains is thrown up,
against the wall behind him,
- Yeah, and then I turn
to Kristen Applebees
and I give her a wink, she's
got bardic inspiration.
- Why is this happening to me tonight.
- DJ Brains is hurt but not down
and his turntable is cracked in half,
but he looks like he's still got
some f*cking cards up his sleeve.
That is now going to be, DJ Brains.
You see that he reaches
into his thing and takes out
like a tiny little Bluetooth
speaker, kind of thing,
and a stinking cloud of
vibrating musical energy is just,
I don't know how to put it
other than, this music stinks.
It smells bad, you hear it being like
And I'm gonna need you, my man to make
a constitution saving throw.
- Got it, gonna roll a
20 so watch out for that.
I actually rolled a 15, so that's 16.
- 16.
- Yeah.
- You save my man, cool.
Cool, that is now going
to be Fabian's turn.
- Fabian help.
- Is there music still playing?
- Yes, through the
little Bluetooth speaker
that just dropped.
- Okay great.
- Fabian's like, I
don't want to get involved.
- No, no.
- He's making himself a drink,
like a Hennessy drink by the bar.
- What are you talking
about, this is an opportunity
to be a hero, take it, I'm going to,
I don't like being
trapped behind this bar.
Can I, I'll take an attack
of opportunity from this guy
I guess, to vault the
bar over here, or to exit
the bar here, let's see if that works out?
- Sure.
Misses you go ahead and
give me that acrobatics.
- 24
- Hell yeah, vault the bar.
- I can see that everyone else
is attacking this DJ Brains.
- Yes absolutely.
- I'll take a hand crossbow to DJ Brains.
- Go for it.
- That'll be 17.
- 17 is a hit.
- And that'll be six.
- Six damage, arrow
straight to this guy's side,
he is looking sad, he's
looking like a sad zombie DJ.
- Yeah.
- Vampires rush in.
These two vampires.
- Are they feared or?
- Yes they are turned, so.
- Okay.
- Werewolves are going to
take a swing at one of them,
miss,
interact with those werewolves in there.
Other vampires are going to
move in, this guy is going to
take a swing at you, the rest
of these guys are going to
start coming through here.
So, one, two—
- Are those baddies?
- These are baddies and
they are surrounding—
- Kristen?
- Kristen.
Rushes over here.
- How's Tracker doing?
- Tracker's not doing great.
- She's going to actually go over here,
get some silver weapons.
- There's just a box of
silver weapons or something?
- So the vampires surrounding
Kristen are gonna go.
The guy in front of you, who
has referred to himself as
the Lord of Whispers a couple of times,
is going to take a swing at you.
He's going to hit you first with a sword,
for four points of damage.
- Okay.
- And then he is going to
reach out and hit you again
for another eight points of damage.
- f*ck I'm dead, sh*t.
- Are you really?
- Yeah.
- Anyone else have
any heal wounds or anything?
- Yeah I'll heal her.
- You see that, the other
vampires that guy drops Kristen,
these are vampires then
are going to actually
continue their move towards Fig.
- What me?
I'm just an innocent
girl, playing her guitar,
why did you come after me.
- sh*t I didn't
get to bless anyone.
- That's now going to be Adaine.
- I mean guess I'll
f*cking witch bolt the guy
in front of me.
- Go for it.
- How f*cked up is this guy looking?
- He's looking, not terribly f*cked up.
- Great then
I would like to cast it
as a second level spell.
- Okay, great, yeah go for it.
Are you going to take a
move away from him, because
I know that it's bad to do
it right next to somebody.
- Okay, if I withdraw will he—
- He'll get an attack of opportunity.
- Get an attack of opportunity on me.
sh*t man.
- He'll probably just get a
swipe though, not like a bite.
- Yeah, alright, well
I'll move back ten feet
and do this spell.
- Should you, can
you move forward ten feet?
- No I can't get past him.
- What's your AC?
- 12
- Punch him.
- He goes ahead and hits you for
seven points of damage.
- f*ck.
- With a claw.
- Okay.
- So I'm going to do this witch
bolt, second level, ah 14.
- 14 hits.
Great, so it's 2D12 damage.
- Hell yeah.
- f*ck, four.
- What, a nat 1?
- Yeah
- Ah, this bolt leaps out from your hands,
hits him, damages him for
sure, zombies are gonna go,
now these guys all move over here.
- Jesus Adaine, how
are we going to get you
out of this one?
- I know.
- Adaine how are you going to—
- I'm in such a different fight
than anybody else right now.
- You need to just go home.
- He needs to go home.
- He's a werewolf, I'm stuck
between two werewolves.
- 2D attack on you.
What are you at, health wise?
- Ten.
- I think you need to—
- He's a werewolf outside—
- Or maybe you need to, hide?
- I mean I think that
they know where I am.
- Gorgug where are you at man?
Or what's your AC again, 13?
- 13
- Who's attacking me?
Oh, all those people?
- Oh that's great, thank you Gorgug.
- f*ck you.
- You got half damage dude.
- That's going to be six,
so three, and then three,
so then one.
So four damage altogether.
- Wow.
- See you can take it.
- I'm still at 17 though.
- And then you two are going to swing at—
- I haven't taken any damage yet.
- At Fabian.
One of them hits Fabian
for seven points of damage.
- Oh—
- Wow. Perfect timing.
- Those are the zombies,
I'm trying to think
of anything else, the zombies
out here, oh yeah this guy,
he'll go take a swing at Gorgug as well.
- Oh no.
- And he misses.
- There you go.
- And then the
zombies surrounding Riz
are going to take some
swings, what's your AC my man?
- 15.
- 15.
- Have you also taken no damage?
- I've taken some damage.
- Okay.
- I've taken damage too, that's why—
- Oh wait, 15 you said?
- Yeah.
- Okay, you take five points of damage.
And Riz it's your turn.
- Great, I'm going to
stab this guy in his face.
- Come on.
18 to hit.
- 18 hits.
- And I still have my
insight on him it lasts
for a minute.
- Oh awesome.
- So I get 2D6, and a D8.
- 19 damage.
- Tell me what happens here.
- Oh hell yeah, I say, I
don't know what you had to do
with it, you just seem like
some kind of f*cked up zombie
guy but this is for those
girls you son of a b*tch.
And I stab him through
the f*cking brainstem.
- Th-th-that's all.
- Wow he prepared his own obituary.
- DJ Brains collapses to the stage,
turns into endless dust,
ages a thousand years in
an instant, on the wind,
"let the beat drop".
And is gone baby, DJ—
- I'd like to yell to
the room, sorry guys,
it's everyone's curfew, everyone go home.
Party's over!
- Oh my god.
- I'm dead but I'm still going, no.
- Sorry guys, it's 11 o'clock
and we all should be home.
- Does this one really think he's cooler
than the hacker dude?
- I don't think so.
I hated that.
- You guys see all throughout
the bar that there is
a momentary shockwave of
energy, vampires, werewolves,
all reel momentarily as
their rage and blood lust
is subsiding for a moment, you
see all of the zombies drop,
all the zombies drop, all
the zombies deaminate,
fall apart all at once.
- Bye b*tches!
- Oh my god,
so many f*cking zombies,
I had no idea there were that many.
- All the hot zombies are down now,
Figueroth goes just to see
one of those butts up close.
- Adaine, the werewolf in
front of you, sort of looks
woozy for a second, I'm going
to need you to, you have
a moment of breathing in and
realizing you're aren't dead,
and then you realize that
you almost just died.
Could you please roll for a panic attack.
- Nine?
- All together?
- What do I add to that?
- Wisdom.
- Oh, 11.
- Hey!
You breathe in, control your
breathing, everything is good.
You see that the werewolf
stumbles down to the ground.
Kristen is still dropped,
does anyone take any action?
We're coming out of initiative
now, as you see people
kind of reeling from the violence.
- Can I healing word
her though, even though
it's not an initiative.
- Yeah as a regular action
you can totally healing word.
- Okay, yeah I look
over to her and I play—
- And I play,
- Learn a new song, oh my God.
- The video just has a—
- Go ahead and roll,
to see how much Kristen has just healed.
- Okay.
Girl that's gonna be,
that's gonna be an eight.
- Dang.
- Hell yeah.
- You are healed eight hit
points of damage, as you guys
are standing around there
is a weird tension, you see
that looking around, one of
the werewolves sort of walks in
from the other space, looks
at one of the vampires holding
the silver weaponry and
goes, are you holding silver?
And even through all the
shattered bar stools, and all the
stench of blood, moaning,
you see that the vampires
and werewolves start to regard each other
through the window.
You guys may not be out of harms way yet.
- Really quick question, am
I wearing any silver jewelry?
- Yeah, you're wearing
some silver jewelry.
- Some Sterling silver.
- Wait but I think I'm
kind of on the side of the,
I think I'm on the side of the werewolves.
- Let's get out of here!
- I run up and grab Riz off the table.
- I happily go up into his arms.
- I help Kristen up.
- Thanks.
- You rush over, grab Kristen,
you see that the vampires,
this guy over here, Sasha
Lord of Whispers goes.
Long have the vampires and werewolves
fought each other, an
ancient rivalry forged in
the midnight of dangerous
mists long past—
- I'm bored.
- Wait can I—
- Such a creep.
- Werewolves look,
their swords are silver!
- Okay.
- What's he doing with silver swords?
- I grab Riz and say, stop
it, you stop doing that.
- I pull on Gorgug and just
quietly to the side and say,
can we take the long
way out I just wanna see
if Tracker's okay, my friend.
- Fine!
Run.
- You guys rush out through
the shattered glass—
- Wait real quick, who
is the Lord of Shadows
gonna be fighting, is he
up against someone at all?
- The Lord of Whispers has
come out to where Gorgug was,
as these werewolves have kind of muscled
in through this space.
- Okay, I'm going to wink and
give one bardic inspiration
to whoever is fighting
the Lord of Whispers.
- You see that there is very
broad shouldered lupine woman,
with orange hair growing out of her fur.
- So beefy.
- So beefy, you wink at her and she goes,
hell yeah, see you on
the other side sister.
- I hope so.
- She pulls her fist
back and just cold c*ck
the Lord of Whispers in the face.
- Sick.
- Arg, look at this mangy cur, striking me
before the rules of
combat have been declared.
You guys dip out of here, you
get to the front, no sign of
Zayn Darkshadow anywhere,
the bar clears out as you
can hear more rumbling and you hear
police sirens in the distance,
you guys rush out to Adaine,
Adaine in the front the
werewolf has kind of gotten up
off his legs, he's still
in that werewolf form
but you see he goes,
hey, and he sees the claw
mark on you, and he goes,
I'm so-arg.
- Yeah that really hurt,
what are you doing man?
- It's not me, it's a sickness,
I'm sick, I'm not well.
- Man, we're all sick.
- Okay, we're not all sick,
alright, I have lycanthropy,
you can go to a healer
about it, okay well maybe
you should go to a healer about it.
- I don't have healthcare.
- Oh that's so sad.
- Go to a clinic.
I don't know what to tell you.
- There's some guidance
councilor positions opened
at our school.
- Do they have good healthcare there?
- Yeah, I would imagine.
- Where do you guys go to school?
- I'm pretty sure they have benefits.
- Aguefort.
- Wow, we're telling him?
- Actually—
- Well, you teed it up.
- You teed this up.
- Cool, so that's great, my
name is Jawbone if you want
to put in a reference.
- Mumple has better healthcare.
- I got an in with the VP, vice principal,
so I could probably make that work.
- Thanks Jawbone, sorry guys.
- You guys rush out.
Jawbone looks, you guys don't
know this guy super well
but he looks kind of, hey
this is the first lucky break
I've had in a while.
- Oh no.
- Alright, good job.
- You guys see, you guys dip
out of there, you rush out
of the front door, you see
that Rover has been like,
restraining the bouncer
from fully wolfing out,
and has been remarkably
successful in doing so,
almost as though, it was, inspired.
- What?
- By her heroism?
- No by the magical
ability from your bard.
- You guys get out, you
hear sirens in the distance,
you're in seedy f*cking downtown Elmville,
what are you guys gonna do?
- Let's keep the party going.
- My mom's gonna be
pissed if she finds me here,
let's get out.
- Let's go to someone's house,
we can't go to my house.
- I mean what, I do live
right around the corner.
- Let's go to your house.
- Or we could weigh the
other options, alright fine.
- Friends.
- Friends!
- Joey, Chandler, Phoebe.
- Now that you mention
it, I don't usually like to,
I know that I'm pretty hard
to read, you guys don't know
what I'm feeling bit we kind of—
- You have spilled your guts to us.
- You are like the most
open person I've ever met.
- You are the one who most
of us really wants friends.
- No it's just like, yeah.
- Alright, we should go.
- Come on, we'll go to my house.
- You guys rush, go ahead
and give me a stealth check,
if you guys wanna, I'll
let, whoever wants to make
the stealth check can make it,
for the party with disadvantage.
- Well I have 15, personally.
- You've got a 15 personally, okay cool.
- I got an 18 with minus—
- Oh I got a nat 20 to a disadvantage,
I rolled it a second
time to do disadvantage.
And I got a nat 20, oh so
I still only get the 15.
- Ah!
- But that's great so the group,
meaning you, hide the group really well.
You guys see Fig seems
to know the back alleys
and divey parts of downtown.
- Can I also be smoking
so many cloves that
the smoke is hiding us.
- So disgusting.
- You are fully sweating,
powering through cloves
as fast as you can, make a
constitution saving throw.
- Smells like potpourri.
- That's gonna be a four.
- You straight up barf.
You're just like—
- Riz also barfs, seeing you barf.
- Alright, everyone
needs to stop barfing.
No one's coming in my
house, there's no barf being
brought in my house.
- Can I see if I barf?
- Yeah, go ahead.
- I rolled a one.
- 9.
- Gorgug barfs and passes out.
- You know what, everyone
is going to get new clothes.
- Throwing up on Gorgug,
as I try to bring him back.
- I mean, everybody walked out
of that f*cking insane music
venue, and now you're f*cking
dropping like flies because of
the amount of clove
cigarettes Fig is smoking.
- I just love the way they taste.
- You're still smoking?
- Just eat candy!
- I think you guys gotta kinda carry me.
- It just taste so good.
- By hook or by crook,
amazingly you are not tracked
even though you are
covered in your own bile,
you make it to Seacaster Manor.
You see the incredible
red and gold man o' w*r,
brought up in the middle of a
topiary hedge maze, expanse,
with long white gravel
driveways, and everything else
and you guys arrive up at
the door of Seacaster Manor.
- Alright, welcome to my
house, everyone please,
if there's any barf, don't
track barf into my house.
Please that's all I ask.
- You look over at the sofa
and you see, you see Fabian's mom.
- Oh hello mama.
- Fabian!
- Oh how are you?
Ah mother.
- Oh, you what, you've brought friends?
- Yes, mother, these are my friends,
this is The Ball, Kristen,
Adaine, Gorgug, and Fig.
- Hi I'm Fig, I love your kimono.
- This thing?
It was knit for me by dwarves.
Skilled craftsmen.
- Dwarves knit you a kimono.
- What?
- Nevermind.
- I give her a very
formal, Elven greeting.
- She looks up at you, as
you speak in Elven to her
and speaks back to you in Elven and says
Many long years has it been
since I was spoken to in
the tongue of stars and
moon, a beautiful elf maiden
you are, I married a human you see.
- Yes, I know.
- And he will die.
- Dude I think your mom is bi.
- No, nobody is hitting
on my mother right now.
- I also speak Elvish.
- I speak Elvish too.
- I also speak Elvish alright
so let's all just keep it PC.
- I, I look like a tiefling
but I'm also part elf,
so I'm also an elf maiden,
if that's what you're into.
- She looks, completely
ignores you and looks right
at Adaine and goes,
you're, waiting a minute, you're Angwyn
and Arianwen's daughter.
- Yes that's right.
- I've heard such
wonderful things about you.
- I've, the acceptance,
the scholarship to Hudole.
- No that's my sister.
- Hmm?
- That's my sister.
Aelwyn is the elder, you are—
- Yes I am, I'm friends with your son.
- Yes, we're friends.
- Ah Fabian lovely, I like
to see you make friends,
my little baby.
- Mama please.
- So handsome.
- Stop mama.
- A heartbreaker through and through.
- No it's, it sounds like—
- Well, mommy's going to go
get a chalice of night wine
and she's going to retire to
the sensory deprivation egg
in the—
- Of course.
- We'll keep the noise down.
- Do you want me to have
Cathilda put out some food.
- Oh there's no need.
- I'm pretty hungry.
- My friends are—
- I'll go wake Cathilda up and
make her make you some food.
- I eat cereal with water so—
- Ta ta.
- Your mom is so hot.
- Okay do not talk about
my mother like that.
- You guys look around, Cathilda
the halfling maid comes up.
- Hello Cathilda.
- Hello there, and how are you doing?
Are you doing alright?
- I'm doing alright, we
had rather crazy night,
but really you don't have
to do too much alright,
just, my friends are peckish.
- I'll put out some snacks
right away then shall I?
- Alright thank you.
- Lovely, lovely.
You see that she runs
off into the kitchen.
You guys hear a stomping of boots as
Bill Seacaster walks into the room.
Bill Seacaster walks in looks in and goes,
well look at this then
a bunch of fine friends
for me young lad.
- Yes papa these are my friends from
the Adventuring Academy,
we've had a rather wild night.
- Well it looks like
you've gotten yourself into
some kind of scrap then have you?
- Ah yes we did.
- I tried to do the same
formal Elven greeting
to his father.
- What was that?
- What are you doing?
- I don't speak a word
of Elvish lass, I'm not
a man of letters, I've come from nothing,
and made rather something of myself.
- Oh, I was just saying hello.
- Right well, hello to you as well,
in the common tongue then.
- I hand him a business card,
greetings and salutations.
- Well, as I said, I'm
not a man of letters,
so I can't read.
- Sorry papa this is The Ball,
Kristen, Adaine, Gorgug, and Fig.
- Hey, if you're not a man
of letters I got something
I think you might like.
And then I take out my bass and
I play, I play a sea shanty.
- Go ahead and make a
performance check for me.
- Oh!
- Oh, 25 baby!
- 25?
- The f*ck, sickest,
shantiest bass line comes
running out of your guitar and
you see that Bill Seacaster
looks at you and goes,
Come on yeh dogs.
And a bunch of pirates
just swing in on ropes,
f*cking pop out of barrels.
- It happens a lot in this house.
- Hiding in barrels this whole time.
- I pay him to stay here,
in case this happens,
and he'll stay in the
barrel until it does.
You stay in the barrel
until the music happens.
The pirate is just clapping his hands
and just silently weeping.
- I feel like I need to play
for eternity so they don't
have to go back in the barrel.
- Keep playing lass, we'll
sing til the sun rises.
Two, three, four.
That's all for this week on Fantasy High!
Tune in next week and thanks for watching.
If you'd like I'd be more
than happy to run you through
some training.
There are two kinds of men in
this world, a man who fights
for gold is a man who
knows why he is fighting.
- Has anybody seen Zayn?
- Okay that's what I was going to—
- Cravencroft is a very spooky cemetery.
- Oh my god, what the f*ck is that?
- What kind of hell is that?
- Master, I am ready to serve.
- Fabian this is ill advised-
- f*cking blasts through
the chain link fence.
- Good show motorcycle.
- Dwarfs start going crash, crash, crash.
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01x06 - Brawl at the Black Pit
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.