- Hello, one and all!
Welcome to another very
cool and misty episode
Of "a crown of candy."
I'm your humble dungeon
master, brennan lee mulligan
And with me, as always,
are our intrepid heroes.
Say, hi, intrepid heroes.
- Hi, intrepid heroes!
- Look at this g*dd*mn set.
- Wild.
- We don't deserve it.
- No.
- It's got cool effects!
Look at the mist!
We see our intrepid heroes
Poised on the edge of this platform.
Behind you, the steps lead back down
Into the rest of the temple of ice cream
And in front of you,
floating over the mist,
Are these huge spiraling,
levitating ice cream plinths.
You see the tall tower of
ice cream in front of you
And a dark, chocolate cinnamon
egg on the top of the tower.
You feel the presence of a candy road
Going to a realm of
pure, sweet, candy dreams
On the other side of the mist.
Sugar-Plum fairy, revealing that,
Through the long ages of candia,
Since the arrival of the bulbian church,
She has sought to avoid the fate
Of the other spirits
of the sweetening path,
And hide candia's magic away
Where no one else could find it.
Beyond calorum, and it
seems, to the princess ruby,
Beyond life itself.
The shadow of jet has spoken
to you softly across whispers.
Here, in this strange
place, you draw your bow.
When it becomes clear
that the sugar-Plum fairy,
Through the mortal workings
that were under her command,
Had been steering your family,
To what degree, you
cannot know, into ruin,
So that when you arrived here,
Seeking the shadow of your sister,
Her offer to follow the
sweet road into the mist
Would be as tempting as possible.
You draw your bow, and as
you go for your weapon,
I assume everyone else goes
for their weapons as well.
The sugar-Plum fairy widens her eyes.
Boom, the chamber freezes.
You feel powerful magic move through time,
Faster than you can see
the hundreds of faces
That this spirit has worn.
Dozens of sweet voices ring out.
My true form, you wish to see?
Let it never be said that a
fairy did not grant wishes.
- Ee!
- Oh, sh*t.
- It's gonna be...
- It's really small,
It's really small.
- It's really small.
- No!
- Okay.
- Sugar-Plum fairy appears.
- So many faces.
- So many faces, so many wings.
The true form of the
sugar-Plum fairy appears.
- Ah, cool.
- On a nat 20 initiative.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Mm.
- What?
- Well, that means nothing.
When we roll a nat 20
initiative, it doesn't help.
- Well, did anyone get higher than a 23?
- I got a 21.
- Okay, she did well.
- Oh, put that down.
Oh, put that down.
- It's cold.
- At least jon bon's safe.
No!
- No!
- Jon bon!
- Jon bon.
- Is liam safe? No.
- No, liam's not safe.
- I don't think
Anybody's safe.
- That's everybody.
- Can we move our minis
to different spots?
- Yeah.
- Oh, i was actually
Just about to move my mini, too.
- Yeah, i was gonna move mini-
- Oh, is that so?
- Yeah, i was walking down
The path,
- Yeah, i was also
- I was like 100% in.
- Gonna be right there.
- Very cool, that's fascinating.
I'm gonna need everybody here
to make a constitution save.
- Constitution?
- Constitution?
- Counterspell.
- Counterspell?
- Oh, yes please.
- You're not surprised, that is true.
Hold on one moment.
Counterspell.
- I believe i have to roll well.
- If the creature's casting a
spell at 3rd level or lower,
The spell fails and has no effect.
If it's casting a spell
4th level or higher,
Make an ability check.
Using your spell casting ability,
The dc equals 10 plus the spell's level.
- I would like to use a
5th level counterspell.
- Very well.
You need to make-
- Oh.
- I still have to make the f*cking thing?
- She's using a higher level spell slot
To cast the spell.
- Damn!
- The dc for this check is going to be 17.
Ability check using your spell,
So you're just rolling a
flat charisma check here.
You have a plus five,
you need a 12 or higher.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that
This is a box of doom roll, for sure.
- Yep, all right.
- That sucks.
- That's fair.
- 12 or higher.
Do you have some hot dice?
- No.
Can ally roll for me?
- If you want ally to roll for you-
- Wait what if it's bad?
- Yeah, that's too much pressure
- No, no.
- To put on you.
- 12 or higher.
- Does it.
- It would be a nat 1
Or a nat 20.
- Ah, i missed it!
- In the box, it's gotta be in the box,
It's gotta be in the box.
- It was a 17 on the crystal.
- 17 again!
- 17!
- Suck it, b*tch!
Suck ice, b*tch, i know
ice better than you!
- Okay, so 8d8 damage to
every member of your party
Disappears in a burst of thunder and ice.
- I stan an ice queen.
- I think i say...
You know what? I think i earned this.
And i finally put the crown on.
- Oh.
- Oh my god.
- f*ck you, brennan.
- Why did you want that so bad?
- I was gonna get all of you!
Okay.
- Then the episode
Would just be over?
- Everyone, spread out.
- You did take my only
5th level spell slot.
- Wow.
That's crazy that you even had that.
I didn't know that about you.
- Whoo.
- I didn't know you could
do something like that.
- I didn't know that about you.
- Well, it looks like the
battle has to happen after all.
- Sorry.
- Sorry!
What else can you do?
- That was...
- Hey, ally, can you read
anything on the back of that card?
- Yeah, i just saw the word-
- Quiet!
- Wait, did i roll a 17 again?
I rolled a 17 in the crags,
- Yeah.
- And then a 17 here again.
- Mm-Hmm.
Hot dice.
Hot s'mores dice.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
- She's probably just
gonna go grab that egg
And hand it to me, right?
- Yeah, that's probably
what's gonna happen here.
- Zooms away, rising up.
Yeah, saccharina, you stretch forward
And snatch that spell
out of the air, then-
- Just for flavor, i know that this
Isn't actually happening,
but i pretend that like,
I'm drinking it in and
it's making me stronger.
- It very much is.
That's, you smashed-
- She drinks the spell.
I've never seen anything like it.
- I hate that it's cool.
- Cumulous, that's gonna be you.
- Can i just check how far, like, i can...
I know i can get to here.
We just talked about this,
but i wanna see if i can get-
- Whoa.
- Here, that's probably too far.
- You can do a 66 foot long jump,
Which means that 66 divided by five is 13?
So you can do a 13 inch long jump.
- From there?
- Yeah, actually, if
you have the movement,
Because this is 10 feet,
Which means you have a
10 foot running start.
So you could jump to that ice cream plinth
And then probably to
the next one, as well.
- Hmm.
- What is your high jump?
You would certainly have
to do a step of the wind
To be able to do that.
- Yeah, and then i won't have
any attacks left, will i?
If i do all that?
- What's your speed?
- 45.
- You would have an action left.
That would just be your
movement and bonus action.
- Yeah, if i can get here
And then, jump and attack.
- Let's see if your movement
allows it, hold on one second.
So you're doing step of the
wind, you have the fluffwind,
Your strength is 10,
So your long jump is 60 feet,
Your high jump is 18 feet off the ground,
So the question is, that
is five, that is eight,
So yeah, that's...
You can clear that.
- Okay.
- So we're just gonna count off...
So just go ahead and
count off your movement.
So from there to there is nine.
Okay, so.
Yeah, that's...
So 45 to there, and then-
- So basically, i can get here
And then i'm done is what it seems like.
- Yeah, and another,
Your speed's 45, right?
- Yes.
- You can just get to
there, and have an action.
- But i don't, yeah and i
can't hit them from there.
- Why, what's your range?
- It's, i have a staff
And they're, i don't know.
- Oh, right, right.
You could ready an action.
- Right, i just-
- Could you jump again?
- No, out of movement.
- I think that's it.
- I mean, could you jump to the egg
If you used your action
to double your movement?
- Not from here, 'cause
that's already doubled.
- Gotcha.
- Can i, i wanna hold my action
Just to maybe get some
help from something else.
- Cool, if you hold your
action, you're not gonna have...
Actually, you can just
delay your turn if you want.
- Hmm, i'm just gonna jump to here.
- Okay.
- Just to that other side.
- Let me double check, you're
just gonna jump right here?
- Yeah.
- Okay, is that 45?
It's more than 45 away, so
you're gonna have to use
Either your movement and your action,
Or a movement and a bonus
action to get there.
- I'll take a full dash.
- So you're just gonna
take a dash action, great.
Yeah, you can do that.
- That's 45 to here,
- That's so far away.
- And then, is it 100 to here?
- So you take, so yeah, go
ahead and hand me cumulous.
- Oh, could i do a dash?
A full dash, and then a step
of the wind to get to there?
Sorry.
This is complicated.
- For sure.
I'm gonna get this guy out again.
Okay, so you're working with,
If you do dash, bonus
action, and movement,
That's 90 plus 45, you
have 135 feet of movement
If you use your bonus action
And all you do is run as fast as you can.
So 135, to get from there to
there, that's 12, so that's 60.
From there to there is
another 60, so that's 120.
- Can i jump to the spire?
- Yeah.
- You could absolutely get
to the spire in one round.
- All right, i'll do it.
- Yes!
- Wow.
- Sick.
- Okay, could someone hand me cumulous?
- It's so fluffy.
- He's so delicate.
- Incredible, thank you.
- Wow.
- Take a little piece of blue tack.
I love when a character
is able to do the thing
We all want that character
To be able to do.
- I know!
- Yes.
- Okay, you end your movement right here,
Resting on your staff, and see...
And you can feel the cold
wrapping around this egg
Because of the deep heat
at the center of it,
Trying to freeze this egg.
That is your turn.
- Okay.
- At the end of your turn.
- Yikes.
- Yeah, i thought something
like this would happen.
I just wanted to get over there.
- I mean, i'm amazed,
'cause there's no way
I'll even be able, i
mean, maybe i could get
To the first popsicle, and then nothing.
- I bet they'll move around, though.
- That would be sick.
- Yeah, i have kind of an idea,
but it's real shenanigansy.
- Hold on one second.
- You mage hand the egg over and we leave?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- I think that my mage hand's-
- Your mage hand can withstand
the heat of a dragon.
It can't be more than five pounds, right?
- Eh, yeah, no, that seems pretty light.
I think that we need to melt the egg.
- Okay.
- Okay...
- She's got like
Legendary actions and stuff?
- That she do.
At the end of your turn,
She's gonna take a legendary action.
- f*ck!
- Don't come after my distant cousin.
- She hits you with a ray of frost for 14,
22, 27 points of damage.
- Do i have any, do i make
any saves on that or anything?
- She makes a spell attack roll
And she hit your armor class.
- Oh, okay.
I'm sorry, how much again?
- 27.
- 27.
Blasts you with frost.
- It's a lot.
- I'm going to need a
constitution saving throw
From cumulous.
- Okay.
Oh, i don't have...
Yeah.
m*therf*cker.
I, oh, nine.
- Can you get advantage from the egg?
- Yeah, that's a great question.
- Can you get advantage from the egg?
- I said, can he get advantage
From the egg!
- For the last time,
Brennan, i hear you
- Stop rolling those dice
- Rolling all those dice.
- And answer our question.
- The egg, can it give him advantage?
- 32.
44.
- Cumulous is down.
- 54.
- Jesus.
- What?
- The sugar-Plum fairy calls
out to the temple itself
And as you land, at
the end of your fastest
Sprinting movement, an
enormous 20-Foot icicle
Falls from the ceiling
And impales you for 52 points of damage.
- That's a con save, not a dex save?
- That is a constitution save.
- So, he's down.
- I'm going to need you to...
I'm going to need you to roll
To see which direction you fall.
- No!
- So we're gonna say this,
we're gonna roll a 1d6.
A one or a six means
you fall straight down
On the spot where you are.
A five means you fall in towards the egg.
Two, three, four are the bad ones.
You don't want two, three or four.
And actually, we're gonna
do box of doom for this.
- God damn it.
This game sucks!
- Nice.
- Let's play scrabble.
- Let's play some...
- Bring back scrabble.
- Season six of dimension
Scrabble is just playing sorry
- It's just us playing catan.
- And that's as aggressive as it gets.
- So you want a one, a five, or a six.
- Let's get a five.
- That's a five.
- Yeah!
- What's that mean?
What does that mean?
- Oh, f*ck yeah.
- He just, he doesn't fall.
Oh, that's the best one.
- He falls towards the egg.
He falls inside, yeah,
you're like, protected.
- Cumulous!
- Yo, that sucked.
- I'm coming to you.
- That sucks.
- Cool.
Cumulous, you are going to just collapse.
So you sprint, and whoom,
you guys watch cumulous,
Is just the whole side of his body
As he tumbles unconscious,
into the chamber of the egg.
That is going to be liam.
- Great, i take out my crossbow,
and i take a shot on this.
- Awesome.
The fairy has already acted,
so you don't get assassinate.
- Yeah, right.
- So i guess you're just
attacking from hiding,
Is that right?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Let's see, what's the
range on your crossbow?
- 400 max.
- Short range is 100.
- Mm-Hmm.
Oh, i can't do long range?
- So you're gonna actually
roll with disadvantage.
- If it's long range?
- Yeah, you're past your short range.
You can still hit, but you're
gonna roll disadvantage.
- Okay, so if i already had advantage,
Then that just cancels it out.
- It cancels out.
- Okay.
- Which means that you won't
get sneak attack on this one,
But you will, also, you've
taken another level in ranger.
This is your greater favored
enemy, this is celestial.
- Oh, no way!
- Yes, absolutely.
- Oh, cool, so then that is...
- So you'll be dealing plus
six, or yeah, however much...
- Yeah.
- Cool, so go ahead,
You're rolling with neither
advantage nor disadvantage.
- Oh, and i get three attacks, right?
- Yeah, so just, oh, yeah, you can roll
All three attacks.
- I'll just roll all three?
- Yeah, go for it.
- That's a 13, a 16 and a 21.
- A 13, a 16, and a 21.
- With your, did you do math?
- Oh, wait, sorry, i'm sorry.
A 14, a 17 and a 22.
- A 14, a 17 and a 22.
- Let me see if greater favored enemy
Added anything to that?
- One of those hits.
- Okay, so 22.
- Is hunter's mark a bonus action?
- So we saw, when cumulous went
down, it looked like the...
Did it look like she commanded something
Or did it look just like
part of the lair fell on him?
- It looked like part
of the lair fell on him.
- Okay.
- Oh, so that wasn't even her doing.
We're just in an
Unsafe environment.
- She commands this,
You're in an unstable space.
But yes, absolutely.
- So no sneak attack, right?
- No sneak attack.
- All right.
Yep.
Hey, that is...
11 plus eight.
19.
- 19 damage, hell yeah.
- And then i use my bonus
action to cast hunter's mark.
- Oh, great.
- Hell yeah, are you within range?
What's the range on hunter's mark?
- Oh, that's 90 feet, i guess not.
Okay.
- Yeah.
Oh, sorry, hold on, you may not even hit.
- Really?
- Hold on one second.
- I'm gonna need another
red bull in here.
- Your aim is true,
and as your arrow hits,
There is a flutter of masks and wings
And some of her illusion disappears.
It did not strike true.
- Oh, she's got mirror image.
- Mirror image.
- Oh my gosh, wait, brennan.
- Yes.
- She gave me a teacup, she had a teacup
That had the thing that made
preston fly in it, right?
- You left a peppermint heart
seed at her altar, yeah.
- Is that near me right now?
- She gave it to you, and gave the note...
- That made preston fly, right?
- Yeah, it did.
- I eat that.
I eat that weird nut.
Does it do anything?
- Liam has indigestion.
- I eat a sambuca lozenge
And then...
- Liam, did you just
Pop a mint?
- I will...
You are completely able
to eat this nut right now.
It may not make you fly.
- Interesting, but that
doesn't sound like it won't,
You're not saying it won't make me fly.
- I didn't say it won't make you fly.
- I just run straight forward
and i jump off the edge.
- Okay, hold on one second.
You took your attacks.
- Towards a popsicle, right?
- You took your attacks.
- Yeah, i did.
- You did your damage.
- This is all movement, honey.
- This is all movement.
- No, nevermind, i'll
save this for next round.
- Hold on just one second, g*ng.
- Hot, so hot.
- Liam farts his way to the angel.
- He farts and then he just dies.
- I fart a seed out.
- We just hear like a soft
pit like poots and toots
As you slowly descend.
- As i slowly die in front of everybody.
- So liam, yes, you've taken your actions.
Are you taking a movement
or a bonus action?
- Just the movement it takes
to put that seed in my mouth.
- Dope, great.
- Can i jump up, can i test
it out with my movement?
- Just like do a little pop-
- Can i just do a little jump
And see if i pop a little
bit further and higher?
- Okay, you pop this seed in your mouth.
- Yeah, the magic seed.
- You eat the magic seed
that made preston fly.
- Mm-Hmm.
- We're gonna do this, so
you've already done that.
No takebacks.
We're gonna roll in the box of doom.
On a nat 20, you get to tell
me what spell you just cast.
On anything else, we're gonna roll
On the wild magic surge table.
- Okay.
- Wait, wild magic surge table
Has flying stuff on it.
- Yeah, it does.
- Yeah.
- On a 20, you get your wish.
- Okay.
- On anything else, you roll wild magic.
- Guaranteed nat 20.
- All right.
- Guaranteed.
- 10, no!
f*ck!
- f*ck!
- It's okay, the wild magic surge
Still has a lot of good things.
- I think it's mostly
- Your energy when you said
- Good things, also...
- That literally...
- Was like a 20?
- It was like this weird,
- Yeah.
- Like, i couldn't breathe for a second.
- Ugh, god.
- You could just turn blue
or into a potted plant.
- Here's the 20.
- 20, 14?
- Interesting.
- Maybe we talked a little bit too much-
- We really talked up
My rolling game.
- Talked a big game.
- Okay,
Real, real quick here.
- We should stop talking
About it, so it doesn't feel shy.
- Just let it happen.
- And it'll come back.
Yeah.
- You know, it's there.
It's shy right now.
- Honestly, ally, you're like
a pretty mediocre roller.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Hey, prove us wrong.
- Yeah, maybe one day, i don't know.
- Honestly you should, so when
it comes to rolling again,
It's just like, you were weak.
- What if you just grow feathers,
What is it, featherbearding?
- Every-
- f*ck.
- Creature within 30 feet of you vanishes,
Becomes invisible.
- What, yes!
- That means we all have advantage!
- You pop the seed, you're
like, "i wanna fly,"
But deep in your heart,
you don't wanna fly.
- No.
- You want to move
unseen through the world
And strike back at people.
So everyone within 30
feet of you is invisible.
We're gonna see how many-
- Is it invisibility or
greater invisibility?
- It's just invisibility.
- Okay.
- So once we attack, we pop out.
- Oh, right, yes.
- Greater invisibility-
- It's including me, right?
- That's everybody, even saccharina.
- Wow.
- Crazy.
- Ooh, must be nice.
- Oh, i'm double invisible now
- Sick.
You're dead and we all
- Cool, liam, okay
- Just got free invisibility?
- So liam,
Any movement that turn or no?
- Just to be like, just
do like an end zone dance.
- Great.
Incredible.
- We can't see you, but i
hear you shuffling, liam.
- It's just heavy breathing.
- Are you doing an end zone dance?
- Yeah, exactly.
- Okay.
- Me too!
- Great, great, great.
The end of that...
- Are you trying to get a nat 20?
- Yeah. I just have to know
That i can do it.
- No, no, no and now it's shy.
- Oh, yeah, you're right.
- The luck got shy.
- Was it a 20?
- Okay.
- But i am throwing like ally for this,
This battle.
I did roll a nat 20!
- Oh!
- Guys-
- It's moved.
- Guys!
- That's going to be ruby.
- Oh!
Hmm, all right.
How far away is she from me?
- Very far, she's
probably a little bit more
Than 100 feet away.
- Like less than 120 though, right?
- Let's find out.
120 would be two feet, right?
- Two feet?
- She's within two feet, she's within 120.
- Great.
Then, i think i would like
to cast chill touch on her,
Which is an attack roll from me,
But we have advantage, right,
because we're invisible?
Or does that not count for the spells?
- Unfortunately, it seems
that your invisibility...
- Oh, right, i would lose my invisibility
If i f*cking do anything.
- Correct.
- sh*t.
But there's nothing i
can do if i can't attack.
- Go ahead and give me an insight check.
- 11?
- Yeah, you can't,
you're pretty invisible,
And there's this f*cking thing.
- sh*t.
I already have my mage hand cast
'cause we used it for the thing?
- Yep.
- The traps?
What's the length of my mage hand?
- What are you intending to do with it?
Just because that might...
- I wanna tie a rope around
the orange creamsicle.
- Hmm, that's fun.
- Mistake?
It's pretty fun, i think.
- Who is this guy?
- Who is this guy?
- Seems pretty fun.
- That sounds threatening.
- Yeah, ooh, yeah, fun idea.
- That sounds fun.
- I wanna play a game.
- He's f*cking sick.
- I was born in the darkness.
- Sick in the head.
- Sick.
- Great.
- It does seem like brennan
Is having the most fun so far.
- The range-
The range is
30 feet on mage hand.
- Yeah.
- You can move, get closer, although...
- Hmm.
- Actually, you'd be within 30 feet
If you jumped off the edge.
- Would i be able to be-
- You're sick.
- Close enough to 30 feet
Of it to be able to tie a
knot with the mage hand?
- You have a mage hand
that can pick locks.
You certainly have a mage hand
That can tie the end of a rope.
The question is if you wanna take the risk
Of jumping off the edge and tying it-
- His tone!
- Can you jump...
- I mean...
- You can jump
And misty step, right?
- I, yeah, but if i cast misty
step, i'll become uninvisible
But i do have feather fall if i f*ck up.
- Okay.
- And i could use-
- You don't know what is
in the mysterious fog.
- True.
- And i can use yak to give me advantage.
- Cool.
- So i'm gonna f*cking try it.
- Cool, you take a leap off the edge.
We're gonna call it just
a dc15 sleight of hand
Check to tie a knot
capable of holding you up.
- I got...
That's great.
Ooh, i do it!
I have plus 13 to sleight of hand.
I rolled a two and a four.
- Jesus, it's a two and a four
Oh my god.
- Really?
- It was the scariest,
i don't know the math.
- What do you have added
to sleight of hand?
- I have plus 13
To sleight of hand.
- Jesus.
- Wow.
- As a former rogue,
I was like, "yeah, she can get it."
- Incredible acrobatics.
- I'm so stressed out.
- You're dead.
- I know.
- Okay, ruby, you sail, hurl the rope.
You guys just see ruby
begin to fall into the mist.
- You guys don't see f*cking anything.
- Oh, that's right,
You're invisible.
- Nobody sees nothing.
- So just, yeah, you begin to swing,
You tie the rope so that means that...
- That's 50 feet of rope.
- Yeah, incredible.
- So what i wanna try and do
is use all of my circus skills
To basically swing from there
up to that cone right there.
- Okay, the most you can
go is your movement still.
- Yes, but that is, that's
just my five year plan.
- Right.
- Yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
- Good to have.
- So we're gonna, so you can
go, and you have 35, right?
- Yes.
- So you can go 70, this...
- Well, i can go, plus i have a dash.
Oh no, i used my bonus action to do the,
Yeah, so i can do 70.
- So 70 from here.
Okay.
You okay, okay,
okay, this is all good.
Everything here's good.
- Seems pretty good to me.
- Seems pretty good.
- Seems pretty fun.
I'm having a good time.
- Pretty fun.
Could you hand me ruby?
Cool.
Ruby invisibly...
- So this is
within 50 feet of this?
It's 60 feet, but i can...
- 60 feet...
- Maybe jump
That last 10 feet, also.
- You invisibly sail, snag
the end of that popsicle,
Which you can feel kind of
moves under your weight,
But stays horizontal, and
Swing like a trapeze artist,
invisibly through the mist,
And you can hear the distant
cheers of a group of women
Screaming soft and distant
Cheering and applauding behind you.
- I cry.
- Amazing, cool, that's your turn.
At the end of your turn...
- She might just be able
to see invisible people?
- She couldn't, she
couldn't see saccharina.
- Yeah.
- She said, "i can't see you,
But i can sense you."
- Oh.
- But i believe saccharina had cast
Greater invisibility, right?
- No, regular invisibility.
- Then i may have made a mistake.
- Oh.
- Interesting.
- Okay, so she can see invisibility.
- All right, well, nevertheless...
- She wasn't
In her final form.
- I feel pretty cool
Right now, and i don't know that, so.
- Celebrate the victories.
- Yeah, i'm having
A good, fun time.
- Right now, we're winning,
Dude, i mean, no...
- sh*t.
- Oh, yeah, we're winning.
- I take it back, i take it back.
Oh, why'd i say that?
- Why'd you say it?
- No, no, no, no, that's too many dice.
- You take 15 points of cold damage.
- Is that a...
- Uncanny dodge?
- Can i uncanny dodge that?
- You absolutely can.
- Great.
- But there's also
Probably the f*cking...
- So back down to seven?
- Icicles.
- They are somewhere, yeah.
- You see, she holds out her hand.
Ice blasts toward you, as she screams,
I just want to take you
somewhere where you will be safe.
- No.
- Faces just switch, switch, switch.
- Don't sh**t her while she's swinging.
That's circus rules 101,
it's not safe at all.
It's the opposite of safe.
- Amethar, that's you.
- Though i can't see you, saccharina,
Do you need help jumping?
- No, thank you, though.
- Great.
I take two steps...
I just walk toward the edge of
the platform, and then just,
Hey, i can tell why you
don't use this form,
'cause you're ugly as hell!
And then, i'm just gonna throw a javelin.
- Dad, that's not very feminist of you.
- I don't think she's a woman.
- Dad!
- Honestly, i turned my back
on you, i didn't like you,
But now you're back in my good graces.
- We got a lot of work to do.
- Okay, i'm gonna see what the
max range for a javelin is.
It might not be able to reach
Where she's at.
- Great.
- The max range...
Oh, the max range is 120.
- Nice.
- Oh, yeah, you got it,
we've measured that.
- We've measured that?
Yeah, she's within two feet.
- Yeah.
- Okay,
Then you're rolling with disadvantage.
- Great, that's fine.
- That's fine, guaranteed hit.
We got this right now, do it.
- That's a plus,
Yeah, that's plus nine, so 19?
- Hey.
- 19 does not hit.
- f*ck.
- f*ck.
- Interesting.
- Disappears.
- You're so ugly my
javelin is avoiding you.
Again, i don't think this is unfeminist.
I don't think she's a woman.
- Is this your standup?
- I don't think it either.
- Are you roasting her?
- I don't want her to hit other people.
- Oh, i get it, we're in a
freezer, so we need to roast her.
- Yeah, let's cook her!
- I think your wings look ridiculous.
- Okay, you do actually...
No, i'm sorry, it does not hurt her,
But some more of her illusion vanishes.
You and strip...
- Mirror image.
- Strip some more of her illusion away.
- f*ck! She shouldn't be-
- That is your action.
You can attack twice with javelins.
- Oh, let's go again.
- Roast her!
- It's gonna be just 10 this time.
Or excuse me, 12.
- Okay.
Cool, great.
That is gonna, that's amethar's turn.
Any more movement from you, or no?
- I guess, she's not doing
piercing or bludgeoning damage.
So i'll save the ray for now.
- Cool, at the end of amethar's turn...
- Yikes.
- 14 cold damage to ruby
from the sugar-Plum fairy.
- f*ck, and i can't, i
already uncanny dodged.
- You already used your reaction, yeah.
- Well.
sh*t.
- As her outstretched hand
keeps just pumping cold
Into your body, that's
amethar, theo, that's you.
- Oh, boy, this is a bad situation.
I can't really get close to
her, kinda no matter what i do.
- Give me an arcana check, if you'd like,
Or you can give me an insight check.
- Okay.
Oh, sweet.
22.
- The magic of this temple
is a hoard of treasure
And much like a dragon, the
sugar-Plum fairy sits atop it,
But she is not it, and
forces beyond her can
Move the plinths of this
place and as you look at them,
You remember an afternoon
tea many years ago,
The first time that the
archmage lazuli asked you
To sit with her, and give your thoughts
About arcane texts that she had read,
And you remember something
she said in that moment
About magic and its nature.
She said, the world in all
of its splendor and mystery
Is moved by the thoughts
and will of its children.
You think that these things are moving
Based on magical forces
here, and you think that
Magical people might
be able to affect them.
- Sweet, i relay that to the g*ng.
- Okay.
- And then, oh boy, what
am i gonna try here?
Can i...
I might wait and see.
I might hold my turn
until after saccharina
'cause i have a feeling
she'll do some crazy sh*t,
And that'll change the b*ttlefield.
So i'm going to stay put and
hold my turn, if that's okay.
- Okay, so you're just
gonna delay your turn?
- I'm just gonna delay my turn.
- Okay, you delay.
Saccharina, that's you.
Your g*ons actually go before you,
But they're delaying to see
if you want help actions
From them, or if you have
any commands for them.
- I am also a goon.
- I do.
Well, first, what i need to know is,
How far is it from here to here?
- I think it's 120.
- It's around 120.
- It's 120, and would that be
the same from here to here?
- Go ahead and let's measure.
Cool, so from there to
here is about 20 inches,
Which means it's about 100 feet.
- Okay, what i would like to do,
Is for gooey to bring theo over here.
And then,
- To like, use you-
- I'm gonna run over
here and jump my strength
And then cast thunder step
to bring me and theo...
Oh, wait, we couldn't
both occupy this space?
- I would just need acrobatics
checks from you guys.
- Oh god.
- Oh, we're both
In heavy armor, that's not gonna happen.
Then-
- We might be able
To move our thing if you wanna
Just get us to a pop.
- Well, that's what
I was gonna do, that's the other option.
Okay, so i am still gonna use
gooey to bring theo closer.
Actually, oh, wait, i don't
even need gooey to do that.
So if i'm here, then,
Oh, but i wanna get away from everyone.
- Remember that theo's
also held his turn to act.
- Oh, right!
- Yeah.
Do you want me to just...
- Okay.
I'm going to just get away from everyone,
So that when i thunder step,
No one gets hurt by the thunder damage.
- Okay.
- And then, tell theo to come with me
And then, we're gonna
thunder step onto here.
- Sweet, i'll use my movement to run over
To saccharina.
- Hell yeah.
- And i'm gonna go
ahead and make that a...
I'm gonna go ahead, so
yeah, so we thunder step.
- Hell yeah.
- And i'm gonna go ahead
and use quicken spell
To make that a bonus action
so i still have an action.
- Great.
- And what i'm gonna do is,
i'm gonna take the spoon,
And i'm gonna scoop as
if i'm paddling this
As a canoe towards that.
- All i need from you...
You have the winter scoop.
I just need a dc10 wisdom
check with advantage.
- Whoa.
- Okay, okay.
Wow.
- The power of magic.
- I got it!
- Incredible, okay so you
use sorcery, bonus action,
Thunder step, you and theo are both there.
How many, you used about
four things of movement?
You have your action left, so
you're using your action to...
- Do i need to use a
whole action to do that?
- Oh, 'cause if you want
to move even farther,
You have to use movement to do it,
So yes, in this case, your
action is paddling the thing.
You can move 30 feet in any
direction, except up or down.
So it remains at that height,
But you can move 30
feet anywhere you want.
- Yeah, we'll move 30 feet forward.
- Will that carry ruby, too?
- Yeah, i think...
- That might f*ck me up.
- It actually will just move your upswing
Closer to the tower.
- Okay, then great.
- Oh, you guys, these
are in ascending order height.
- Yeah, look at that.
- Mm.
- You sh**t here, ruby,
you're over here now.
And then we're gonna put
yak back where yak was,
Because yak was flying.
- Oh, you probably
still have a whole action.
- I do.
- 'cause all you did
was take like two steps.
- Yeah, you moved, yeah, you see,
You just plunged the winter
scoop into the mist, and whoom!
Like, a huge long board,
this swirling popsicle
Underneath you surges
forward into the mist-
- I'm a sailor, but i'm
also a paddleboarder.
- Did they go?
- Oh, yeah, and then
i'll tell them to jump on
'cause they can jump here, right?
- Yeah, they absolutely can.
- I tell them to jump onto that.
- Awesome, you guys wanna move
gooey, swifty and jon bon.
- Look at swifty's little hat!
- They all are gonna try...
- Look at my motley crew.
- A plus one, none of
them make the wisdom check
To move the thing.
You see, swifty's like,
I don't know how she does
it, it's crazy to me.
Gooey's like, help me paddle this thing!
And jon bon just goes, ohm,
and tries to do it that way.
- I just assume that they're
doing a really good job
And making things happen 'cause
they're gesticulating a lot,
So i feel very proud.
- Incredible, okay.
- I guess i'll go now.
- Cool, yeah, go for it.
- I wanna yell down to ruby,
Ruby, you cool down there?
You want me to pull you up?
- I'm fine, thank you.
- All right.
Can i...
I guess,
Okay, do i want to try to
pull one of those things
Closer to me?
Is that gonna be helpful?
- Do you have to be on the plinth?
- I think you have to be
on the plinth to move it.
- Got it.
- We don't know.
- We don't know.
- We don't know.
- You could do a roll.
- Yeah.
- Oh, we can roll.
- But what-
- Oh, i do wanna make sure i shout to them
To orient it so it's here.
- Okay, gotcha.
- Yeah.
- How far away is she from me right now?
- Right now,
She is 60 feet away from you.
- I am going, you know what?
Maybe i'll try to use...
Are you cool to go closer to her?
- To go closer to her?
- Right?
- Yeah, why not?
- Why not, right?
I'm gonna start moving it
towards this, if i can.
- If you do that, you
will send ruby crashing
Into the tower underneath.
- Oh, okay.
I don't wanna do that.
Well, well, well, well.
Right on, right on, cool, cool, cool.
Very good stuff.
I'm gonna cast protection from
evil and good on my queen.
My queen.
My queen.
- Oh, thank you.
- My queen.
- Who's got concentration
spells active right now?
- Ooh.
- I do now.
- I don't.
- Not me.
- I think it's, yeah, it's
just a little protection
From our boy theobald.
Okay.
- So that's that, i'm
trying to think if...
Oh, you know what?
Nah, you know what, i'll wait and do that.
Okay, that, i think, is my turn.
I'm just gonna sit and wait.
- Okay.
- So just protection from
evil and good on saccharina.
- Yes!
Ooh, it sounds so bad.
- I think we're about to get f*cked up.
- Oh, f*ck me.
- Oh no!
Have you used your reaction?
- Okay.
Comes here, and from here, yeah
that's gonna hit all of you.
I'm going to need
constitution saving throws
From saccharina, theobald and ruby.
- Why is this not a dex save?
- Would protection from good and evil
Mean i have advantage on that
constitution saving throw?
- It would mean you have
advantage on that, yes.
- Nice.
- I don't know though,
maybe i should just-
- You could, it's...
- Is it a new turn for you?
- Oh, yeah, i still have,
i have a new reaction.
I'm gonna counterspell.
- Okay.
Your counterspell, what
level's your counterspell at?
- I don't know if i'd
waste a higher level.
- Yeah, i'm not gonna.
- Just go for the roll.
- Okay, i'll do a, i'm not gonna get it.
Oh, well, i have to try,
i'll do a 3rd level.
- And she's casting this as a 5th level,
Which means that it's, you're
just trying to hit a dc15,
So once again, oh, no,
it's still plus five.
- 10 or higher.
- So, a 10 or higher.
- You got this.
- Yes!
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
- 19?
- 19?
- My queen.
- Hell yeah.
- Once again, i suck it in.
- How does that taste?
- Minty.
- Why do you want it to happen?
- Every turn she,
I'm over here, i got a bad
guy and i can't do nothing.
Once again, she goes to unleash the fury
Of the frozen temple on you, and nothing.
Incredible.
- I mean, we also haven't hit her yet, so.
- That's right.
This is...
Yeah, she is going to go ahead
And remain right there where she is.
That is going to be a death
saving throw from cumulous.
- No, i'm gonna use this one.
Two.
- That's a failure.
- f*ck.
- At the end of cumulous' turn,
She is going to attack theobald.
That's a hit.
Theobald, you take...
- Is it cold damage?
- It is cold damage.
- I'm gonna cast absorb elements.
- Yeah, baby.
- And it's a reaction, so
i'm gonna take half of this.
- Okay.
- And then i'll do more
cold damage on my next turn.
- Incredible.
Right plus seven is 15, halved to seven.
- Okay.
- You put up an arcane ward
Against this celestial fae entity.
I'm gonna need a concentration check.
- Okay.
So that's a con saving throw?
- Con save.
Dc10.
- Okay man, i just have to
not roll a one, which is...
- Stop cursing yourself.
- I know.
I rolled a three.
- You maintain concentration.
- It's not a one.
- I'm gonna need a
constitution saving throw
From theobald as well.
- sh*t.
- sh*t.
- Oh, sorry, no, no, i don't, i'm wrong.
- Okay, good.
- She is going to...
Who all is within what kind
of range of her right now?
Oh, ruby.
You see she looks down at
you in the mist, and goes,
And she is in your mind.
And she says, you came to me in the glade.
Wherever you go, i go.
And you feel a scream
from jet off in the mist
And you feel a connection
as though this thing
Was stitching its shadow
to you with magic.
That is going to be...
- You put your head against this.
- That's gonna be liam.
- She borrowed jet's body for this.
- Okay, i am going to try
- I'm gonna get this b*tch.
- To move a cone that i'm not on.
- As a free action, that will not work.
You don't have to roll anything.
You can tell that you need
to be making contact with it
To affect it.
- Okay. Cool, cool, cool.
Then i'm going to take two
shots with disadvantage
On her again, like long range.
- Awesome, go for it.
- Can you...
- Yeah, why don't you jump on
this guy and then go across?
- Well, i can't jump from that to that.
- No, but you can move this one.
- But that just needs to
end up right there anyway.
What we need to do is start stacking them
If we wanna climb up.
- I think we're...
- We're already in that process.
If you can get to this one,
- Yeah.
- You can attack her more easily.
- Interesting.
- I'm almost there.
- And then i wouldn't
need to use disadvantage.
- Yeah.
- The rest of us
Are all up there.
If you wanna wait for amethar,
You guys can both jump on the popsicle.
- Yeah.
- Eh, no, i'll just jump
on the popsicle, i guess.
- Okay, give me your movement.
So that's gonna be 30, right?
- Hey brennan, brennan.
- But if you move it,
He'll be stuck back there,
that's the only thing.
- I'm not gonna move it,
I'll just jump on.
- But if you just chill
On the popsicle, that'll...
- Okay, so you probably need
to take a bonus action dash
To get to, you don't need
to roll to jump to it.
It's within your jumping distance,
But you are gonna need to use a bonus,
You can't get there in one movement,
So you have to use your movement...
- Oh, okay, even though it's not,
Difficult terrain doesn't affect me?
- No, you're all groovy.
It's just more than 30 feet away.
- Okay, i'll use a bonus action then,
To get there.
- Cool.
So you have your action back.
Someone pass liam over here?
And then, i think, actually,
You might not be at disadvantage.
- Yeah, yeah, i'm in 100, right?
- 100, yeah, let's see.
- Oh, cool.
- Oh, yeah, you're, she's
firmly within range now,
So you can, you jump to the thing
And start firing without disadvantage.
- So then, does that
give me advantage again?
- No, 'cause you're not hiding,
There's no place to hide out here.
- Did you bring that
measuring tape from home?
- No.
Rick perry and the
fantastic production team
Here at dimension 20 gave us tape measures
Because this battle ain't got no ground,
And we don't got dots.
Cool, go ahead and give me those attacks.
- Am i 90 feet from...
I already used my bonus action.
Ay, yi, yi, i'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
- All right.
Honey.
- You can use the rest of it as movement,
Just use your action as movement.
- But then amethar would get
Left behind.
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, you're right.
But you can hold it,
- I'm going to do...
- Hold your action to
move when amethar gets on.
- Oh, true.
Interesting.
- And get amethar closer?
- I'll just attack.
I mean, that's my freaking thing.
- Cool, go for it.
- I'm gonna use...
- Yeah, we gotta hit
Her eventually.
- Yeah, you're right.
- First attack, i'm
just gonna do crossbow.
- Okay.
- So.
It's 15.
- To hit?
15 does not hit.
- You don't add anything to that? Oh.
- Okay, second one, i'm
gonna try to cast ice knife.
Is that a roll?
- Sorry, one second.
Oh, 15 to hit gets rid
of her last mirror image.
- Nice.
- Oh, hell, yeah.
Great.
- Cool.
- Oh, her last mirror image?
Awesome.
- Yeah.
- Okay, now, i'm gonna
cast ice knife in a...
- You can't cast, that's an action,
And you just took an attack with your...
- Oh, oh, okay.
- So you just take your second attack.
- Interesting.
So what was one of these other ones?
I should've...
- If you've already taken a regular attack
With your crossbow, the
only thing you can do
Is attack a second time.
- Oh, yeah, i was trying
to think of hail of thorns.
Is that another casting?
- The only thing you can
do is attack a second time
Because those spells are
different from the attack action.
You only get two crossbow shots,
If you're just taking the attack action.
- Oh, okay, cool, cool.
- f*ck!
- Nat 1.
- Those crossbow bolts fly
out across the misty expanse.
- Can i do an insight check
To see if she's afraid of anything?
- Sure.
- It's a 12.
- 12?
- Mm-Hmm.
- She's mad at you.
You think she's-
- Everyone's mad at me!
- You think she's mad at you.
- Remember when that was liam's thing?
Back when he had a pig
And he was nice?
- I don't think
She likes me very much.
- That's going to be...
The sugar-Plum fairy's going
to fire and misses saccharina.
- Thanks to the protection-
- Thanks to the protection
from good and evil.
- I didn't even counterspell that one.
- Just like faces twirling.
- I just wanna make sure you knew,
I didn't counterspell that.
- What is wrong with you?
You're so charming, but i'm not into it.
- I get that a lot.
- You see that she,
yeah, she f*cking misses.
You're surrounded by arcane energy.
- You have like a healing spell, right?
- That's gonna be ruby.
- Yeah, i'm trying to get
To cumulous.
- Me?
- Yep.
- Do i have enough swing on this rope left
To get up to where cumulous is?
- You're still swinging
on it, yeah, absolutely.
- Then i'll do that.
- Cool.
- Nice.
- Oh, sweet, do you have cure stuff?
- I don't.
- Oh, okay.
- But i can at least
do stuff with the egg.
- With one movement,
you make it to cumulous.
- Great, okay.
I'd like to investigate the egg, please.
- Give me an investigation check.
- Great.
- Can you get help from your hawk?
- Or insight, can i do an insight check?
- Sure.
- Great.
18.
- This egg, the outside is
cold, but even as you touch it,
You can sense a deep
rumbling warmth from within.
And you see cumulous' body
collapse over the top of it.
- Okay.
- My head.
- I wanna make sure, first of all,
That i'm in this little
alcove that the egg is in,
So that if something falls on top of me-
- Mm-Hmm.
- You don't go down.
- I don't go down.
- Okay, you're gonna, your
movement ended right at the lip,
So you'll have to take a bonus action
To move further inside.
- That's fine, i have...
- Cunning action?
- Cunning action.
- Cool.
You are all the way in there.
- I'd like to...
So i'd like to tie the end
of the rope to cumulous.
- Okay.
- And i'd like to push him over the edge.
'cause he's tied to, the
other end of the rope
Is creamsicle-
- Excuse me?
- So they can grab cumulous.
- Oh, okay.
- Oh, i was gonna get
To him anyways.
- Yeah, yeah, but this will be...
- Okay.
- I think that this is easier.
- Then we won't have
To use our movement.
- Then you focus on,
You can stay where you are,
focus on what you're doing.
- All right, so i'm gonna
need a sleight of hand
Check from you.
- Great.
32.
- Great.
You wrap a...
You use your action to tie a rope
Around cumulous' midsection...
- Careful, he already has rope burn!
- And you hoist his unconscious
body out into the mist.
- Just stops so hard.
- Where is yak flying, by the way?
- Oh.
Um...
- You f*cking monster
- Can i actually...
- Where's your little bird?
- Yeah, can i send yak down into the mist?
- Sure.
- He can give cumulous the help action
On his next saving throw.
- Yeah, i guess.
I'll send yak to help
cumulous deep in the mist.
- Okay, go ahead and make a
medicine check for your bird.
Dc15, he gets a minus one, 16 or higher.
- Well, he does not make that.
- All right, the bird does not help
Cumulous' medical condition.
- Oh, well, you can't give
cumulous the help action
- Yeah.
- On his saving throw?
- I didn't let you give it
to jet when she was dying.
I'm not gonna let the
bird give it to cumulous.
- Interesting, very interesting.
- Okay.
- Seems weird,
Seems f*cked up.
- I agree to disagree.
- Seems weird that a bird
can't do cpr, but okay.
- Trying to just gauge the logic here.
- Are you telling me a bird can't save
A man's life?
- Was trying to figure
This out, but...
- Incredible.
You push cumulous out.
- Is that everything...
- That's all your actions.
- I can't wait to rewatch your face
When that was first pitched.
"i tie a rope around cumulous
And i shove him out of the cove."
"what?"
- I'm trying to get you to our one healer.
- Sure, sure, sure.
- I don't, does, absorb elements
only works once, correct?
- It is for the rest of my turn.
- Oh, sh*t.
- The rest of the round.
- Okay, she blasts you again with 10,
With 22 points of cold damage.
- So 11.
- Halved to 11.
- Sweet.
- Wow.
What a stock.
- Okay, that's going to be amethar.
- Great, can i jump onto the
last little piece of this?
- Absolutely, go ahead and jump on board.
- Great, and then, yeah,
can i slam payday into it
And attempt to wish it, will it forward?
- Yeah, give me a wisdom check.
- Great.
That's 11?
- What did i say before,
Dc10?
- 10.
- Yeah, you jam payment
day into the ice cream.
Go ahead and move it the
rest of your movement.
- Hell yeah, dude.
- Great.
How much, so what...
- You took like 15 and your movement's 40,
So another 25 feet of movement.
Go ahead and move it that far.
- Great, so just...
- Maybe towards the creamsicle?
- Great.
- Instead of towards the...
- Oh, this way?
- Big scary frost cone?
- Yeah, i'm gonna
circle you guys around,
So you're.
- This is dumb as hell.
And then, can i even still,
i can still use my attack?
- That's your movement, yeah,
so you can use your attack.
- Can i dash?
Nah, i mean, yeah, two javelins.
- Go for it.
Now no longer with disadvantage.
- Great.
- Sweet.
- 20?
- 20 does not,
Or 20 does not hit.
- sh*t.
- 20 does not hit, what a wild time.
What about 23?
- 23 hits.
- Okay.
Yeah.
That'll be eight.
- Eight points of damage?
- Mm-Hm.
- Ruby, you take four points of damage.
Sorry, make a constitution saving throw.
- Oh.
- Wait, what did you just attack again?
- I got an 11.
- You take four points of damage.
- Uncanny dodge.
- You cannot uncanny dodge this.
- All right.
That's fine.
A little points is fine.
- You feel the pain
Of the sugar-Plum fairy, and a wound
Where your father just
hit her with a javelin
Opens up in your body.
- What the f*ck?
- If you hit her, it hurts me.
- What? Oh come on!
- It's okay, you didn't
hit her very well, dad.
- Okay, rude.
- I hope you're okay with that razzing.
- Hey, that was pretty good, guys.
- Maybe it's just k*lling
a part of you, though.
- Mm, a part of me that
hurts me and gives me damage.
- Nah, i'm just spitballing.
- All right.
- Eh, it's a part of you you didn't need,
What, a gash in your leg?
Nonsense.
- Okay, that is going
to now, do you wanna,
So your second attack?
- I used both, one was 20, one was 23.
- Yes, that's right.
Theo, that's gonna be you.
- I'm gonna hold my turn
until after saccharina.
- Saccharina, that's gonna be you.
- Here is what i'd like to do.
- Easy, liam.
- I get so sassy.
- So i'd to move it
30 more feet towards here.
- Okay.
This one, or, yeah, you right here?
- Yeah, this one.
- Cool.
- I don't know how far...
- 30 feet is, yeah.
There you go, great.
- So now, what is the distance
from here to this ledge?
- From there to that ledge?
- Let me tell you.
- It's about 20 feet.
- It's about 20 feet.
- About 20 feet.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Great, i'm going to cast healing word,
Which gives me 10 feet of flight,
And then, with my strength,
Use my flight and my jump to be 23 feet.
- f*ck yeah.
- And then, i'm gonna
cast healing word on you,
I'm gonna do a 4th level.
- Ay!
- Oh, f*ck.
- Hell yeah.
- Great.
- So you pop up like deep down,
He's like down here...
- And i still have an action
Because that was, healing
word is a bonus action.
- How much do i get healed?
- Let me just do, roll for that.
- You need d4s?
- Let's see, yeah.
Okay.
Okay, i'm going to use,
Yeah, actually, that's pretty
good, i'll leave that as is.
Okay, i give you eight, 11, 12 plus...
21.
- 21?
- Oof!
Hell, yeah.
- And then, i still have an
action, so i'd like to...
- Crack that egg open.
- How close am i,
i'm within 60 feet, right?
- Yeah.
- I would like to create
bonfire around the egg.
- Holy sh*t.
Cantrip?
- Cantrip.
I don't even have to use-
- All right.
- Okay.
- I was gonna do it, you
don't have to
- Sorry what?
- You're doing it already.
- So for your turn,
You shoved our friend off the cliff.
- I was trying to make,
She's the only one...
- And then...
- That can heal him, i
could've done the fire.
- Oh, i did heal him.
- Thank god she's our queen.
- I just, i guess i assumed that you had
More of a bone to pick
with the sugar-Plum fairy
And that would be your focus.
- Are we learning right now
That you're part evil?
- Why am i down here?
Hello?
- I'm taking the locket
Back from you, liam.
- Hello.
- Hey, no, please,
I'm just sassy tonight.
- Stop siding with her.
- Liam had a red bull.
- Okay, you cast create bon...
This is a concentration spell.
You cast-
- Okay, so, did i have any,
Oh, no, i have no concentration spells.
- Yeah, you cast create
bonfire as a cantrip.
This egg has a fire
damage threshold of 12.
I believe the damage you do
with this is 2d8, correct?
- Mm-Hmm.
- We're gonna get out the box...
- Create bonfire does 2d8?
- Mm-Hmm.
- I just assumed it was like not damage.
- Yeah.
- No, cantrips get f*cking dope.
So on 2d8, you need to
roll a 12 or higher.
- Oh f*ck.
- Can i?
- Brennan's not doing
you any favors right now.
- I know, he really isn't.
- Six and...
- I will reroll...
Oh, wait, what is it?
- That's six and seven, that's 13.
- Yes! I made it in, i made it, yay!
- Yes!
- Oh my god.
- I was ready to f*cking,
empowered spellcasting.
- Saccharina, you land on the ledge.
You see cumulous swing away,
Ruby tucked ninja-Like
into the upper corner.
- But now cumulous comes back
to life as he is swinging.
- Hello?
- It wasn't me with the rope this time.
- What happened?
- You have some more rope burn.
- It was a good idea.
- My stomach hurts.
- Cumulous has six cracked ribs.
- We keep yanking on him, we need to stop.
- You
Call forth fire and flame.
The bright red light
screams like profanity
In this place of cold.
The egg
And hot cocoa steam singes
your face and ruby's, as well.
The smell of cinnamon fills the air.
You hear.
- I finally have a family.
- Aw.
- Emily, this is for you.
- What?
- I have a family.
- What is that?
- I mean, i immediately put one of those
Little dog vests on him.
- A thunder jacket?
- The shards of the egg fall, as a bright,
I mean, hot cherry, the
brightest red you've ever seen,
With the interims of his scales.
Like, where the scales end,
You see powerful little
chocolate flesh underneath,
Chocolate skin in between,
Hot tamale cinnamon hard candy wings.
- He's a little mexican hot chocolate.
- He's like a little
mexican hot chocolate.
You see...
As the egg cracks, you...
The tiny little dracoria azucar,
Leaps up and immediately,
You can see the cold is hurting it
And it leaps into your
arms, up against you.
- I summon all the warmth
i can possibly summon.
- The fire wraps around you,
and you see it goes
And some sparks
and a little bit of smoke
Comes out of its mouth.
Could you kindly roll initiative?
- For my baby?
- For your baby.
- Oh my god.
Is this the thing i had the dream about?
- Yes.
- Cool.
- Okay.
Oh, i don't even know
what to add to it, 14.
- 14, great.
Lovely.
- I have a family.
- Fun!
- Okay.
Saccharina, what a f*cking turn.
- That was wild.
- The sugar-Plum fairy
Looks at you, looks at
the dragon, and says,
That is mine.
- Not anymore.
- You
- I don't know what you named him,
But i'll probably come up
with something different.
- You see she just screams with 20 faces
Circling around her head.
- She back with mirror image?
- Even without the mirror images,
She still is a multi-Headed
thing, a multi-Faced thing.
That's saccharina, theo,
were you delaying your turn?
- Yes.
- Yes, okay.
- Okay, so now, i got
cumulous hanging down here.
We're going on a trip.
- What?
- I would like to move
the pop closer to her,
So i can get into melee range.
- Did that already move this round?
- Yes?
- I think...
- Yes, it did.
- They can only move, you
can't have like eight people
On one, and sh**t across the thing.
So it's already made its move.
- Okay.
- Can you misty step here,
and on your way, attack her?
- That would be nuts.
I don't think, i think
that's more than 30 feet.
- Mm-Hmm.
- I could probably get up there, oh boy.
I guess i have, i have throwing axes,
I can just chuck some axes.
- Mm-Hmm.
- They have all that cold damage now.
- What's that?
- You have the cold damage from...
- I do have cold damage.
She probably, she'll love it.
- She might love it.
- Do you think
If you got to the end of
that stick, you could jump,
- Yeah.
- That would 30 feet
And you could misty step?
- I don't think it's worth
it just to do one attack.
- I see.
- I think i should
Be near you guys, and that way, i can...
Okay, so i've got
concentration still going on
Protection from evil and good.
I'm gonna go ahead, and i'll
just throw two hand axes.
- Hell yeah, go for it.
- I'll have princess help me.
- Okay.
- The first one, ooh, that's a nat 1.
Good thing i have help,
not that it did any good.
That's a 13, that's not gonna do anything.
Second attack, come on!
That's a f*cking 17?
- 17 does not hit.
- Cool turn.
- Any movement that turn or no?
- No, i'll chill
- All good.
- On the popsicle.
- Cool.
That's you.
That's already moved on this turn.
Saccharina's g*ons are
gonna make some attacks.
Oh my god!
Seven, give me a constitution save.
- Me?
- Ruby, yeah.
- God damn it.
A nat 1.
- You take eight points of damage.
- Please stop hitting
her, it's k*lling me.
- You see jon bon hurls a throwing ax
And hits the sugar-Plum fairy with it.
- I'm at 24.
- Back to the top of the order.
- Oh, f*ck.
- So if this is hurting ruby,
do we just have peace now?
- I don't know.
It seems like, is it
a concentration spell?
- It seems like something we could stop.
- Possibly so.
- Can you, does anyone have dispel?
- To?
- Maybe you can
counterspell me, i don't know.
- But, oh, you think it's a spell, oh.
- I'm gonna need
constitution saving throws
From amethar and liam.
- I don't think you can
counterspell a spell
That's already in effect.
- Can you dispel magic?
- No, i don't have dispel magic.
- f*ck.
- What did you guys get?
- 25.
- 25 minus 24.
- You got nat 1?
Whoo, okay.
So that's going to be...
- Get outta here.
- Okay.
- Nat 2.
- Okay.
Eight.
14.
18.
30.
41.
- Have we done any magical
damage to the sugar-Plum fairy?
- Amethar, you take 20
points of cold damage.
Liam, you take 41 points of...
- Okay.
- You don't have any resistance to cold?
- I don't think so.
- You take 41 points-
- Oh, i have, they're my
greater favored enemy, so...
- So that means you would roll advantage
On the saving throw.
- Yeah, cool.
- So you can roll again
To see if you get a different...
- Oh, yeah, that's 18.
- 18 does not do it.
- Oh.
- You still take 41.
- 41?
Jesus.
- Swifty and gooey look on death's door.
- sh*t.
- Jon bon's looking okay.
- Oh, no.
- That is the sugar-Plum fairy's turn.
Cumulous, that's you, my man.
- Popsicle can move again, right?
This is top of the order?
- I think so.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Do we wanna move it?
Yeah.
Can i delay my action to move?
- You can delay your turn
initiative if you want.
- Cool.
- Just because it feels
Like we'll want everyone...
- Be on the same page,
If they wanna, although all
of us being in the same spot,
We all just keep getting...
- We could also get
- I think we need
- To this thing.
- To get outta here.
- You wanna just peace, we can do that.
- I just, i mean, i don't
know what you guys think.
I'm not sure if ruby's getting hurt
Because she's made a connection
- Yeah.
- With the sugar-Plum fairy.
- Can i make an insight
check on the necklace?
- Sure, which one?
- The one that ruby's wearing.
- Yeah.
- 17.
- To you, it seems like
the connection to ruby
Is about to fade, that it
is not a permanent thing.
- Oh, okay, cool.
- Okay, so it's just for a certain
Amount of rounds or something.
- Yeah, so then i guess we
should stay and k*ll this b*tch.
- What's the call?
- Can i get to the sugar
plum-Fairy this turn?
- Almost certain, i don't,
i think this terrain,
To cumulous, is regular terrain.
- Yeah.
- I just,
I wanna see if i can,
is there a wall here?
- Open, wide open.
- Okay.
Just a game mechanics question.
If i miss, will i have another
turn before i hit the ground?
- Theoretically, yes.
- Okay.
Yeah, cumulous is gonna run
and jump and try to grapple.
- Brave fool.
- Okay.
- I love it when your
breath parts the fog.
- Okay.
So movement wise, you're
gonna have to burn...
You're gonna have to bonus
action to get over there.
- Okay.
- 'cause it's more than 45.
But your jump is definitely
gonna be okay to do that.
- And leave that thing there,
just so y'all can, yeah.
- Okay, you definitely make it to her.
This is gonna be box of doom
Because if you can't
grapple, you will fall.
- Okay.
- Come on, cumulous.
- I will...
- I have, it's not the end
of the world if i miss.
- You can also use
attacks as grapple checks,
So you will have two
opportunities to try to hold on.
- Okay.
Should i roll in that now?
- You're gonna roll in this one,
I'll tell you what you have to beat.
You have to beat a 14.
- Okay.
- 17.
- Hey!
- You leap and latch onto
the sugar-Plum fairy.
- Okay.
- The connection to
ruby has not yet faded,
But will soon fade.
- I can't delay the rest of my attack?
- Unfortunately, no.
- How-
- I mean, i'm at 24.
I can take a little bit more damage.
- And you take half of
what, it seems like.
I will, and so, i would
roll another attack?
So that counts as one of my attacks?
- It's one of your attacks,
You get another attack now.
- The grapple? Okay.
17 again, so 27 to hit, and
then, i will roll, d8 plus six.
I did eight damage, and i'm
doing a stunning strike.
- Okay, awesome.
- Ooh.
- Here you are, grappling
onto the sugar-Plum fairy.
Your mage slayer instincts
come into effect.
This is the kinda thing you were trained
To be able to fight.
So stun, dc for you is 15.
That's a constitution saving throw.
She rolls a natural...
I won't tell you what she
rolls naturally, she gets a 14,
And burns a legendary resistance to-
- Okay.
- To come out of stunned.
- And then, i'm going to flurry.
- You've used your bonus
To step of the wind there.
- Ah, okay.
- But you are latched onto her
And you have all of her f*cking attention.
- Okay.
- Oh.
Oh, no.
- Yeah, you have all of her attention.
I'm going to need...
- Is she attacking me?
- She's attacking you.
- I'm gonna use my reaction to,
Mage slayer reaction to attack her.
- Yeah!
- Oh, sh*t, is that true?
She's not casting a spell.
- So if it's not a spell then no.
- It's not a spell.
She is going to attack you.
Hits on a 20.
Cumulous, you take...
Eight points of cold damage.
- Okay.
- And i'm gonna need
a constitution saving throw.
- Okay.
Is it, okay, but i don't have advantage.
Did not get it.
- She sticks a
frozen hand into your stomach
And you go paralyzed.
- Still grappling her?
- Not still grappling her anymore.
You grab her, and
her hand goes into you,
You are paralyzed.
That is, at the beginning of
your turn, you begin to fall.
- How many people can
you cast feather fall on?
- It's only a 60 foot range...
- But how many people?
- But i think it's five people
Five falling creatures within range.
They have to be falling.
- If you trust me, if you hold a reaction,
We may be able to help him.
- Okay.
- Hold on one second.
- Okay.
- Okay.
That, i'm gonna need a
constitution saving throw
From amethar.
- f*ck!
- Boom, 25 again.
- Amethar, you take...
10, 20, 30,
40, 50, 53
Halved to 26 points of cold damage,
As an icicle comes and
scores across your back.
- Ooh.
- That's going to be liam.
- With her grappling and stuff,
Would that give me advantage on an attack?
Although the grappling just ended,
But was that quick enough to
where she would kind of...
- I'm within five feet
of her, does that matter?
- You're paralyzed.
- Okay.
- Mm.
- That doesn't, that means
that you don't get advantage?
You don't get a sneak attack?
He's still within five feet.
- I would, i'll allow a sneak attack.
- Yeah.
- I'll say the grapple,
I'll allow a sneak attack.
- Awesome, can i do a perception to see
How long this tie to ruby will last?
- You feel the tie to ruby has ended.
- All right.
Yeah, that's a 24.
- Are you attacking with
advantage right now?
- Yeah.
- How are you getting advantage?
- Sneak attack?
- Nope, sneak attack does not
automatically grant advantage.
- Oh!
- Him being within five feet means that
You get sneak attack 'cause
an ally's within five feet.
You also, advantage is the thing
That gives you sneak attack.
Sneak attack is not the thing
that gives you advantage.
- Oh, okay, okay.
What about a creature that is surprised?
- We are way, a million miles away
From the first round of combat
And she wasn't surprised to begin with.
- Oh, it's only first round?
- Only first round.
- I thought those were
two separate things.
- Nope.
- Oh, okay.
- So wait, what was the other roll?
So those are your two attacks.
- Four.
- Four, cool.
So one was a four, and
what was the other one?
- Oh, no, sorry, one was a 15
And then one was a 20-Something.
- 24 i saw.
- 24.
- Oh, 24 hits, go ahead and roll damage.
- Okay, cool.
- All right.
- Let's see here.
Hey.
- You got sneak attack, too.
- Oh!
I have advantage on spell
saves within five feet of me.
- Wasn't a spell.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- All right.
- Okay.
That is eight plus 13.
21.
- 21 points of damage? How
much damage did you roll?
- I did sneak attack-
- Hell yeah, 21 points of damage.
She screams in pain.
Ah!
As the peppermint bolt pierces her side.
- Can we move that platform?
- Yeah, where should...
- Underneath cumulous?
- Under you?
- Can you get there?
- You could, that's
within 30 feet, i believe.
Go ahead but you have to give me a wisdom,
A dc10 wisdom check.
- Should i move it towards cumulous
Or did you have a big plan?
- They're all magical.
- That, i mean, there's no
reason not to, i don't think,
Although then you would be
getting everyone closer to her.
- Yeah.
- But then they could maybe attack her.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Why not?
That was dramatic.
- Wow.
- It's truly like a beyblade.
- That was dramatic, 16.
- And you come
right underneath cumulous.
- So wait, is cumulous gonna fall in it?
- He's gonna fall and hit the ice cream.
- Sweet!
- Cool.
- You like pilot it up like
a boat through the mist,
As cumulous begins to fall.
- But if you can get me over there anyway,
That would also be useful for me.
- I look forward to you
asking me that on your turn.
- We may be sisters,
but we're not friends.
- Look, i'm not an idiot.
I know you were trying to take the dragon.
- I was trying to wake the
dragon, so that we could win.
And also, you don't own the dragon!
- I will absolutely help you.
- Liam, you take 25 points of cold damage.
- Great.
No saving throw?
Oh, i get advantage against celestials.
- She is hitting you with a spell attack.
- Oh, okay.
- 25 to you.
What is liam at right now?
- Nine.
- That is going to be ruby.
- f*ck.
- Again, i look at her and i say,
If you trust me, i can help
you on my turn, get closer.
I don't know if you have advantage,
Or i don't know if you're out of range.
But you also don't have to trust me.
- Can you get me to here?
- I can get you to there.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Are you delaying your action?
- I am going to delay my action.
- I see everyone's really getting along!
- It's not about you.
- I didn't say it was.
- Just implying, making it
about, inserting yourself.
- Okay.
Your sweet, little baby
dragon nuzzles into your body
And doesn't, it was just born.
And let's go ahead, i'm
gonna actually need that
To put on the board.
I am gonna need that to put on the board.
Give me the child.
- A mom needs some time
with her child before...
- Give me the child.
- We go back to work.
- We have to circumcise your
dragon, he'll be right back.
- We just have to.
- We just, we just have to.
- Unfortunately.
- He actually
Was born circumcised.
- Wow, that's gross.
- Cinnamon!
- Like a seedless watermelon.
- He doesn't know what's going on,
So he's gonna use his turn just
to give you the help action.
He doesn't know how he's helping you,
He's just, that's the most
he can figure out how to do.
- No one has ever given
me a help action before.
- Amethar, that's going to be you.
- All right, i know i can't like move it.
Would you allow me to spin the popsicle,
So i can stand on this edge next to her?
- Yeah, give me an acrobatics check.
- Oh, god.
- We're just gonna call it a dc10.
- It's not a saving throw, right?
Yeah, it's not.
- No.
- You were very clear.
- Very clear.
- Dc10?
- Yeah.
- 14.
- You do not lose your balance
and fall into the mist.
You swivel here.
I'm trying to think of
how you're gonna do this
Because you have to catch cumulous, too.
- Mm.
- So i think you're gonna like,
Yeah, i think if you put it right here,
You're gonna have to be the
one to like catch cumulous
As you run on the stick.
- Great, so can i go into a rage
And use one thing to grapple cumulous
And the other to attack her?
- Yes, make your first attack,
You're just trying to
hit cumulous with this?
- I'm just trying to catch cumulous.
- Just trying to catch cumulous.
- Athletics, so?
- Athletics, yep, that's
gonna be strength.
- Great, advantage.
13 plus nine.
- You snatch cumulous out of the air
And you can put...
- Great.
I'll toss him, can i toss him?
- Yeah, absolutely, in the same motion?
Yes, absolutely.
- Yes.
And then, sadly, cumulous and
her take three fire damage
From the rage.
- Mm-Hmm, okay.
- And then, i'll swing on her.
- Amazing.
She does not take three fire damage.
She takes six fire damage.
- Hot damn!
- Yeah, thought she might be.
- Ooh! Good to know.
- Good to know.
- And i will do
A reckless attack.
- Whoo, very cool.
- Great.
That's seven plus 11, 18?
- 18 does not hit.
- Great, i'm gonna action surge.
- Okay.
- We'll attack again.
- Keep going reckless?
- Yeah, we'll stay reckless.
16 plus 11.
27.
- 27 hits.
- So we'll go 4d6.
Reroll this two.
- So you had 4d6?
- It's 2d6 for the damage and
then, plus 2d6 for payment?
- Oh, payment day is just plus 1d6.
- My apologies.
- No worries.
- I'll reroll just one of these.
Oh, what is that?
- Two.
- Two, i'll reroll that, sorry.
Great, so 11 plus three, 14 plus nine.
14 plus nine-
- Is 23.
- 23?
- Oh my god.
- And then, second attack, and i'll add,
I'll add, ah, i won't add anything.
I can't trip this person, i'm assuming.
- No.
- Great.
17 plus-
- That's gonna hit.
- Great, and 3d6 again.
Okay, and 12 plus nine, you know...
- 21.
- 21.
- The sugar-Plum fairy goes
from looking above it all
To visibly injured in two
strokes of payment day,
Amethar's sword.
Amethar of the house of rocks,
Crown-Less and wielding payment day.
- Oh, thank god, i was real
tired of throwing javelins.
- Incredible.
That is amethar's turn.
Theo, that's gonna be you.
- Sweet.
Y'all got your own
thing going on, i think.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna try to move this popsicle
As close as i can, over to the mix.
- Cool.
- Get in the mix over here.
- Give me a wisdom check.
- Okay.
- Can you action surge?
- Can i, i can.
Oh boy, that's a bad one.
That's only, you know what?
I'll use sprinkle.
- Sure, or princess.
- Princess.
Okay, great, that's 15.
- Okay, great.
You can move this up to 30 feet.
- Okay, how far does that get me?
- That's 30 feet right there.
- Okay.
Okay.
- Could you take a dash,
and then action surge?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, can you action surge?
- So that's your movement.
- Right on.
- Mm-Hmm.
- Okay, so then, i am going to...
Is it 30 feet to this thing?
- Oh, we got a misty step, baby.
- Yep, exactly.
- I'm gonna misty step up there.
- Ooh, hoo!
- Oh, sh*t.
- If i use a hand axe, i can't
do green flame blade, right?
- If you use a hand axe, can
you use green flame blade?
- It does say, it says a melee weapon.
- Yeah, so you can't use a hand axe, no.
- Right on, okay.
Wait, no, i already bonus
actioned, f*ck, nevermind.
Wait, okay.
- Movement and bonus, you have an action.
- I have a shenanigan and
that i would like to ask you.
- Only because you used the
singular of shenanigan, then...
- Just a single shenanigan.
- Yeah.
- So as a bonus action,
i can call back my sword.
- Yes.
- Just like anywhere, if it
falls, it doesn't matter.
Could i green flame blade, toss it,
And just lose it for the turn?
- Yeah, yes, if you want to.
Yes, you can.
- Cool, i'm gonna cast green flame blade
And i'm gonna toss battlepop
at the sugar-Plum fairy.
- Go ahead, i will let
you do this goofy thing,
But i am gonna
Yeah, go for it, go and make your attack.
- Come on.
- Come on.
- Oh, ooh, it's only an 18.
- 18 does not hit, sadly.
- Right on.
- Sword flies off.
- Okay, do i wanna action surge right now?
I think i'm gonna chill.
- Okay, cool.
- I'm staying put.
- You stay put, that is theo's turn.
Saccharina, that's you.
- Okay.
So, do you wanna go for a ride?
- Yeah, can you get me...
- To the tip of that pop?
Oh, do you wanna go to that?
- I think i wanna be down here.
- I was gonna try and put you here.
You'd rather be here?
- I think i'd rather be here.
- If we're all so close,
- We're all gonna get f*cked.
- Yeah, that's why i think
here, we're spread out a bit.
- Well, but i...
I wanna be able to do
a melee attack on her.
- Okay.
- So you can send me to that,
But i'll just misty step over to her.
- Sure, okay.
So, well, first off, can
cinnamon thunder step with me
And ruby, or is that too many people?
Cinnamon is the dragon.
- Cinnamon is the dragon?
- Yeah.
- Beautiful.
- Hi, baby. Do you wanna go for a ride?
- Well, cinnamon, is gonna take a help,
So cinnamon still has movement.
You have to pick one, it
has to cinnamon or ruby.
- Okay, yeah.
- You send cinnamon flying...
- Yeah, cinnamon could probably
Just fly in there.
- Yeah, i just,
I'm just figuring it out.
My next question is, do
i get the sense that,
If i cast a spell on myself,
that cinnamon will also get it?
- You have, you sense that
you could, if you wish,
Develop a spell to create that connection
Between you and cinnamon
but that it does not exist-
- Does not exist right now.
- Exactly,
At this exact moment.
- Okay, baby.
Baby, just stay here, okay,
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
- Beep.
- We're gonna get smacked by it.
- That's why i wanted to
cast something on him.
- Could he move before you move?
- I think i'll place him,
i'll basic swap him and ruby.
- Okay.
- So that he's in that nook,
and can't get hit by icicles.
- Cool.
- But i'm letting him know.
- Gotcha.
- Come fly to me when
you get a chance, okay?
I'll be waiting.
And i guess if ruby wants to be here,
Is there a place that we can, oop.
- You're good. Gooey!
- Gooey.
- Is there a place where...
- Gooey's all gooey!
- That we, me and her-
- Yes, there is space
that you can be in there.
- All right then, and is that 90 feet?
- I believe so, 90 feet
would be 18 inches.
Hold on one second.
- 90 feet would be 18 inches.
- Yep, you're good. You're within 90.
- Okay, then, i'm going to do that.
I'm going to use a
metamagic to quicken spell,
So that my thunder step is
actually a bonus action,
So i can just try and do a
little cantrip for damage.
- Okay.
- Yep.
- Huh?
- You have fire cantrip?
- I don't.
- Yeah, you have fire.
- Oh wait,
I have create bonfire, yeah, okay, yeah,
I guess i'll just create bonfire on her.
- Okay.
- Got a full house.
- This popsicle is dangerous.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and then, i guess
i create bonfire on her.
She needs to do a dexterity saving throw.
- Create bon, so she's gotta
do a dexterity saving throw?
- She's got it.
- Let's see if she has any
legendary resistances left.
- She fails, and she's not gonna burn
A legendary resistance for a bonfire.
So you can roll 4d8 damage.
- My goodness.
- 4d8?
- 4d8, it does double damage.
- It does double.
- Yeah!
Ah, okay!
- f*ck yeah.
- You need another?
- All right, that's
gonna be, oops, 15, 24!
- Wow.
- 24?
Oh my god!
- 24!
And then, i say, ruby, think
you can finish her off?
- I hope so.
- I do, too.
- Awesome, that is saccharina's
turn, that's saccharina.
- And then, ruby held
her turn, so goes now.
- Ruby, you go now.
- Okay, i would like to
cast green-Flame blade
On flickerish, the twizzling blade.
- Ooh.
- And i say, for jet, b*tch.
And i would like for yak to
fly over to give me advantage,
Give me the help action to attack?
- Sorry, yak is gonna fly over?
Yes, yak flies over to give you advantage.
He flies in.
- That is a nat 20.
- Yeah, baby!
- Double green flame.
- With sneak attack...
- Quadruple!
Quadruple green-Flame blade.
- Quadruple green-Flame blade.
- Yeah, baby!
- And my battle master,
one superiority die.
So everybody can give me every single die
That you have in your pocket.
- And what are you using?
- Hang on a second.
So it's 8d6 from sneak attack,
Plus 2d6 from battle master.
- Hold on one-
- Plus 2d8.
- Hold on one second.
- Are you working out minimum damage?
- I'm working out minimum damage,
I'm looking at all the
tricks i have up my sleeve.
I believe it is possible for you
To finish this right here and now.
So how many dies are you
rolling? You're rolling the d8?
- Hang on a second.
Let me do the, hang on a second.
One, two, three, four, five.
- Green flame blade-
- Six, seven, eight, hang on.
That's, so this is my sneak attack dice.
This is my flickerish dice.
I need 4d8?
- Yes.
- From green-Flame blade.
That's a d4.
- That's a d6.
- D8?
- Yes, 4d8.
- 4d8?
- Oh, i think you got it.
- And then, two more d6
from disarming attack.
- Two more?
- Yep, okay.
- Okay, now hold on.
- Thanks em.
- I'm gonna ask you to roll all this in...
- In the box of doom?
- In the box of doom.
- Okay.
- Whew!
- And this is then, plus six to this.
Oh, and plus six, plus
my spellcasting modifier,
Which is five, so plus 11.
- I'm gonna, i'm, i'm, i'm gonna lose it.
Hold on one second.
- I can barely hold all these dice.
Liam, this, i get it.
- Yeah, the power.
- Liam was using a box
The other day.
- I feel so rich.
- Okay, so just to look,
so there's no pc creep.
You've doubled your sneak attack,
You've doubled your green flame blade,
Which is, that's a bonus action, right?
- No, it's a...
- Oh, it's a cantrip!
It's a cantrip.
- As part of the action.
It's a cantrip.
- So you do sneak attack.
With that attack, you're
doing a battle master thing
From flickerish, right?
- Yep.
- To add that dice,
And so, your sneak attack is doubled,
The maneuver is doubled,
green flame blade is doubled,
And the weapon's normal damage is doubled,
- Yep.
- And the number
You're adding at the end
of all that is plus six?
- Plus six, and then from
the green flame blade,
It's also plus five for
my spellcasting ability.
Plus six, plus five.
- Plus 11.
- Damn!
- I've written a number
on a piece of paper.
Siobhan, if you...
- Oh wait, hang on a minute.
It might be just plus six, hang on.
- I think it's just plus six.
- Yes, you're right
Because the other thing goes to the other.
- Hold that, don't open that just yet.
- This is the second
little fun piece of paper
That i've gotten.
For luck.
- You're trying to beat that
number in the piece of paper.
Kindly go ahead and roll
this in the box of doom.
- Oh!
- Count it up.
- Pass it over here.
Oh, it's a lot of ones.
Okay, five, 10,
59.
- Can you hand the box,
Take your dice, and then
hand me the box of doom?
- Feel good about it.
- Watch that piece of paper say five.
- I know!
- Don't open it just yet.
- I'm not opening it.
- I wrote down, and i want
you to know something.
You step forward,
Jet's sword, flickerish, in your hand.
As it alights with your arcane flame,
You cast a shadow on
the wall of the cavern
As tall as the mountain itself,
with a long, long braid.
Yak swoops down, screeching.
You join your father,
Effortlessly pirouetting on the tiny stick
At the edge of this floating plinth.
You dealt 59 points of damage.
Open that card, if you'd be so kind.
- 52.
- Ruby, you leap forward.
The fairy says,
Can't you...
Can't you come home with me?
- Why don't you come home with me?
- Whoa!
Lavender erupts in green,
As flickerish buries to
the wrought basket hilt
In the heart of this fae creature.
The sugar-Plum fairy's faces scatter,
Flying to the edges of the cavern,
As she screams and diminishes.
Ruby, you have ended this being.
Gahh!
- You know what, you're right.
Maybe i was being conspiratorial
about the sugar-Plum fairy.
- Did you ask the sugar-Plum fairy
To go home with you?
- Oh, i'm sorry,
Are you mad at me?
Because i just actually softened her up
So you could finish her and
thunder stepped you here?
- I push her off the lollipop.
- Do you really?
- I am seriously thinking about it.
I'm seriously thinking about it.
- I literally...
- Don't f*cking...
- I literally just brought you here.
- Guys, come on, we won!
We won!
- You see that the sugar-Plum fairy
Vanishes in magical energy.
Cinnamon screams and descends,
And wraps and coils around your shoulders.
Ruby, you stand there with the blood
Dripping from your sword.
This creature had a 9th level spell left
And was going to wish to
restore all its hit points,
And was one initiative
action away from doing so.
- It's okay, i probably
would've counterspelled it.
- Take your dice back.
- Counterspelled a 9th level spell?
- Yeah.
- We would've rolled a nat 20 for that.
- You'd have rolled a nat 20.
- Here's what it would've been.
11.
- That's a freaking 16.
- This is what it would've
been, a nine in the rocks.
- The sugar-Plum fairy
falls into endless mist.
You are left here on this floating plinth.
Miraculously, none of you are dead.
You have survived.
As we exit out of combat,
The mist begins to recede.
You see deep down, far below,
The massive floor of this cavern,
Probably about 150 feet down from here,
Is filled like a dragon's
hoard with lollipop,
Peppermint candy and weaponry,
arrows, shields, armor,
Candy and coins of all shapes and sizes,
Tinctures, bottles,
strange wands and staves,
Literally like a dragon's hoard
at the base of this place.
As the mist recedes, you hear
voices in your ear, ruby.
First voice you hear
says, proud of you, kid.
The next voice says,
You make it look effortless.
I am so proud.
The next voice speaks and says,
Sweetheart, i don't know
where we're going next.
It was nice to be here,
But we're gonna go
somewhere we don't know,
But we're gonna go there together.
The next voice says, i was fourth in line
And i didn't know that we
were all gonna say something.
They didn't tell me.
- Look after her, please.
- I wouldn't dream of doing anything else.
The last thing you feel is
the embrace of your shadow,
As it returns to a familiar
shape that you recognize.
- I love you so much.
I'm so sorry i couldn't save you.
- You feel the heavy
presence of this powerful
Quasi-Deity that reigned
here leave this place,
And its ominous, freezing cold,
Instead becomes an open door,
A place that was dedicated
to mystery and escape
And a sickly sweet turning of one's back
On a dark and fearsome world
Instead becomes clear and crisp and cold.
You see the weapons
collected underneath you.
You know of the armory
of the library outside,
And curled around saccharina's shoulder
Is a young cinnamon dragon.
All the vast treasures of this place
Are no longer the source of
power for a twisted dream.
They are, instead, here,
clear under the light,
As the mist recedes, available, ready
And if the magic can be felt
and said to have a feeling,
Perhaps, eager, to be put to use.
- Am i still paralyzed?
- Cumulous, you come out of paralysis.
- Swifty, you seeing this?
- This is fun!
We are all f*cking set!
I'm talking, a villa in port syrup,
I'm talking a penthouse in dulcington.
You wanna a little country estate
Where we can go riding
meeps in muffinfield?
We got it!
All the people i grew up with,
They won't be able to tell me sh*t!
- I cast sleep onto swifty.
- They're all very badly injured.
Thump, thump, thump, thump.
- I want you to understand
one thing, ruby.
And i suppose it's stupid
That i keep trying to reach out to you,
But i made the decision,
i have ranged fire attack,
I made the decision to
do something with you
Instead of try to steal it for myself.
I don't know if anything i
ever say will ever affect you,
But maybe somewhere down the line,
You'll remember i said that
and you'll be at a place
Where you're ready to have heard it.
- The plinth returns to the edge.
Your servants escort you.
You see that gooey is scratching
under the chin of cinnamon.
- Chinny rubs.
- Chinny rubs.
You see that swifty's like,
I say we're gonna probably
have to get about 10,
12 wagons up here.
I mean, there's not roads, f*ck!
You see jon bon is looking and saying,
Yes, strong men will be needed.
And you see that, as you walk away,
Gooey looks at you and says...
- I know, i've let my
sentimentality make me weak.
- Your majesty, permission
to speak freely.
- Please.
- You see that look comes over her eyes
And she looks with nothing
but raw disgust and disdain
Towards the people back on
the plinth, as you walk away,
Turns back to you with a little
bit of a tear in her eye,
And she says,
You have a family that has chosen you.
- I know.
I don't know why i have
spent so many spells
On these people who continue not to care.
- You see swifty looks up and says,
Your majesty, we care.
- I know.
- And we're the most dangerous
people in candia.
- f*cking right, you are.
- Jon bon nods and says,
our lives for the queen.
Your reign will be a glorious one.
Gooey again wraps an arm
around you, and says,
The future that is coming
Will not carry this pain
for you, your majesty.
- You know, the nice thing is, actually,
That's the first time
someone's called me queen
And it hasn't felt uncomfortable.
It actually felt really good.
- You see cinnamon goes,
And nuzzles into your neck.
The rest of you walking off of the plinth,
You see saccharina and
her warriors move ahead.
As the rest of you are walking off,
What do you do as you arrive
At the sort of edge of
that dais of the platform?
- I mean-
- I just wanna take a moment
of silence for jet again.
I don't know how many times
i have to say goodbye to her,
But, i don't know.
Maybe you always...
When somebody that you love dies,
Maybe all that you have
is to say goodbye to them.
- Ruby, i do think we owe
it to her to live for her
And it was always jet's dream
To be with the common people, to fight.
And i kind of gesture to
all of saccharina's people.
And this is an army of
the people of candia.
This is jet's dream.
We have a chance, now to...
Amethar, you never wanted to be king.
Ruby, you never wanted to be queen.
We have a chance, you can
be a warrior again, amethar.
We have a chance to get behind someone
And to bring magic back...
- I'm-
- We k*lled the sugar-Plum fairy.
- I'm 100% here, right,
But you know what the
last two weeks have been.
You know what the last
four weeks have been.
I died twice, i watched my
daughter die, all right?
I went from being in a place where, yeah,
All i wanted was to be a warrior.
Then, they tried to k*ll
me once, and i pushed back.
Then they tried to k*ll me a second time,
And i said, "f*ck it."
No, this is...
I need to be something, in spite of them.
Then they took that away from me.
And then, finally, i felt
like i was back in my element,
Back to being a general, and
then, they k*lled my daughter.
And then, two weeks later,
right when i've decided
I'm gonna make something of myself,
I'm not even king anymore.
So i mean, i'm sorry if i don't
seem 100%, 100% of the time.
I've been through a lot.
But i'm here, and i'm fighting.
So please don't talk to me
like i'm not all the way in.
- I don't think you're not all the way in.
I know you, and i point to saccharina.
But she doesn't know you.
You have two living daughters.
- I'd like to go speak to saccharina.
- You approach.
Saccharina, where do you
think you've walked to?
- We're just exiting.
- Just exiting, you're just leaving?
So ruby, you rush ahead,
as they're leaving,
And find them sort of out on the balcony,
Going out over the mountain.
Go ahead and give me an insight check.
- Nat 20.
- You go out on the mountain,
you go out on the ledge.
Saccharina, i assume, you
just call out to them?
- Mm-Hmm.
- You look out, and the immediate
look you clock from them,
Swifty turns around and
c*ck his head to the side.
He looks at your stomach,
like that would be the place
That he could reach to
slit your stomach open.
Gooey hefts her ax over on her shoulder,
And jon bon steps to the side,
in case he gets the order
To push you off the side of the mountain.
I don't know what you see in saccharina,
But she did roll a nat 20.
- What do you see in saccharina?
- Yeah.
- Nothing.
Because there's just
nothing in me right now.
- In the last month, everything
that i knew to be true
Disappeared and crumbled underneath me,
That the church wasn't real,
that my family wasn't real,
That nothing was real,
And then my sister, who
was more than a sister,
Was the other half of me, died.
And then, you appeared out of
nowhere, and you're my sister,
And you're my queen, and i
can't have both, i'm sorry.
You can't be both to me, i...
If you want to be my sister, be my sister,
And if you want to be
my queen, be my queen.
But i'm sorry, i cannot give you both.
- I understand that you lost everything.
But i was born with nothing.
I am not proud to admit this,
But meeting amethar wasn't the only thing
That made me so giddy.
It was also meeting you, the
idea that all of a sudden,
After years alone, i would
not only have a father,
But also a sister.
But if i must choose, then
i choose to be your queen.
- Very well.
- Jon bon, gooey and swifty,
Who again, are a chocolate bon-Bon man,
A melted chocolate lady...
- You son of a b*tch.
- And a little gingerbread
guy, accompany their queen,
An ice cream person
With a cinnamon hot tamale
dragon on her shoulders.
And they descend the side of the mountain.
- And i think, sort of a
cotton candy monkey man
Follows them?
- Cumulous follows after them.
- Yeah, i follow cumulous.
- Oh, so all you guys
exit the ice cream temple?
You exit.
- Can i look around, as we're leaving,
At the loot underneath
and see if there's...
- Give me an investigation check.
- Yeah.
Hey.
- Roll advantage.
- Okay.
f*ck yeah, 24.
- You, you know difficult terrain,
You skitter down the side.
You see something at
the base of the tower,
Something like an old lair,
And you see a dark chocolate
and cinnamon cavern
With old, ancient chocolate eggshells,
And suddenly, you see the dark space
You've been seeing in your dreams.
You smell the cinnamon,
You know that the walls of this cavern
Once echoed with ancient roars,
The kind you have felt in the deep hunger,
As you have gone darker and darker,
In your lust for revenge,
And your hardening
against this wicked world.
At the middle of the nest,
you can barely see the edge,
Way up high, as you're way
down underneath the platform.
You see in the center of
what was an ancient nest
Of something much larger than cinnamon,
That there is still warmth,
even in this ice cream place.
You see a small ember glowing
And it's turning even a little
bit brighter as you approach.
- I go to it.
- As you approach it, the
light grows suddenly so red
And bright that it fills your vision.
A hand reaches out and
grabs your throat and pulls.
That's all for this week...
- What? f*ck!
- What?
- What the f*ck!
- Tune in next week for
the penultimate episode
Of "a crown of candy."
- Jesus christ.
- When the people of candia find me,
And find what you have done to me,
You will wish you believed me.
- My wife's dead.
- They will see that this suffering
Will not have happened in vain.
- We're gonna k*ll them all, right?
- I don't think it's something
that we can take lightly.
- My hand, hold my hand! Hold my hand!
- I hold your hand, i hold your hand.
- Saccharina.
- Hold my hand.
No!
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05x14 - Encounter in the Ice Cream Temple
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.