- Good God!
Hello and welcome back
to "Dimension 20 Live Presents
Fantasy High, Sophomore Year."
I'm your humble Dungeon
Master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
With me as always are our intrepid heroes.
Say hi, intrepid heroes.
- Hi, intrepid heroes.
- Oh gosh, it's so good to be back.
So a couple announcements up here
at the top of the show before we begin.
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- What?
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- Oh yeah.
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- Nice!
- Hell yeah.
- Freaking nice!
- With code, "Nice."
- Nice!
- Really?
- Put in the code "Nice,"
and you will get 69% off-
- Is that a reference to something?
- It's a reference to 69ing,
which is a sexual act performed with the-
- By The Beatles.
- Beatles?
- It was embedded
by the Beatles in 1969 and
that's why it's called that.
- Ally, is that a reference to the song
"When I'm 64?"
- No, no, no.
- No?
- Okay.
- It's a reference to nothing
and we have to move on.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
- So, wonderful.
Last we left off, our intrepid heroes,
they were deep in the
pirate city of Leviathan.
They're on their sophomore-year quest
to retrieve the crown
of the Nightmare King,
having gotten a bunch of new information
from the Compass Points Library
and its headmistress Ayda
Aguefort who was befriended
here in the city of Leviathan.
However, Captain James Whitclaw,
the captain of the Crimson Claw,
has seized the crown of the Pirate King,
burnt the Ramble to the ground,
and has headed off to
The Row and the Ruction,
which is the sort of bicameral legislature
slash bar brawl of Leviathan.
Our intrepid heroes now face
off against Captain James
here in The Row and the Ruction,
and with that, we will
dive right in to our game.
I'm gonna go ahead and begin to describe,
just so we all have it clear in our head,
the layout of the events
that now lay before you.
Ahead of you, you see a
massive wooden warehouse,
sputtering torches.
It is a sort of ramshackle place,
but it's been reinforced
time and time again
from all the smashing of chairs
and various bar shenanigans
that have gone on here.
Torches sputter, not only in the wall,
but in the many posts that hold
up the structure throughout.
There is a 60-foot-by-60-foot
square in the middle
that is the technical home of the Row,
which is the giant fist
fight on the ground.
This is a fist fight that's been going on
for 150 years without end.
The back walls are filled with
bars with stools and seats,
so that people that
have been fist fighting
can come and get a drink
and relax for a little bit
before they go back in to the brawl.
But again, that 60-foot-by-60-foot
square is in the center,
sort of like, you know,
an arena layout almost,
and then above it, 15 feet above it,
suspended from the various posts
is a whole bunch of rigging and netting.
This rigging has various
planks and barrels
and wooden debris scattered throughout
as well as the weapons of
people that have died there.
The basic idea being
if enough of your crew
goes into the Row to
begin to create a space
that you're kind of holding,
it gives enough time
for people to shimmy up
into the Ruction and
begin fighting up there.
In the Ruction, you are
allowed to fight with swords
and other forms of weaponry,
and that's sort of the higher house
where decision-making happens.
All of this stuff, again, these
"rules" that I'm describing
are not so much...
To borrow the phrase, not
so much rules as guidelines.
But fundamentally-
- So crazy how drunk you are right now.
- I'm so drunk.
That is incorrect. I
have never had a drink.
- The guidelines.
- But the idea again
being that this is the way
that decisions are made informally here.
Right now, there is nobody in
the Ruction, that upper ring,
except for the three elves from Fallinel
that have appeared here.
They look completely serene,
filled with magical energy.
These are clearly three wizards,
and you see roaring to life
in front of one of them
is a large-sized air elemental
that appears to be conjured by them.
You see the fight in front of you,
other sort of bystanders
against the walls.
Much of James' crew is
sort of already waiting
to go into the Row.
He's standing right in front of you guys
who are in the doorway.
You're in this large double door,
this like 15-foot-wide door basically,
at the entrance of the building,
and he is standing in between you guys
and the edge of the Row nearest to you.
We are going to jump into initiative.
- Will you remind us our initiatives?
- Your initiatives? Sure.
I'm not gonna tell you where
your enemies are going.
You'll find that out as we go.
But the order of the PCs is-
- But will you tell us
all your secrets?
- I shan't.
- I know how you this fight.
- Fabian, Fig, Gorgug,
Adaine, Riz and Kristen.
- Oh.
- I have a question about this place.
- Mm-hmm.
- No weapons. Magic?
- Again, it seems that the only
way these rules are enforced
is people will get mad if
you break them and will try-
- Great, so I'll never
break any of the rules.
Fantastic.
- So if the pirates see you using magic
or weaponry in the Row,
they're going to g*ng up and
use force to try to stop you.
- Great. So magic counts, then.
- By the way, that's also how
laws work in our real world.
- Break any laws you want as
long as you don't get caught.
That's the Brennan Lee Mulligan way.
- I'm just saying that all laws
are actually just structured threats.
- It's sounding more and more
like Captain Jack Sparrow by the minute.
- So that is-
- So magic counts as weapons?
- Yes. Correct.
- In the law of the Row.
- Mm-hmm. Absolutely.
- And the Captain Whitclaw
is between us and the
Row or we are between...
- He is between you.
- In front of the door.
- So you guys are standing in the door
like you just barged into the town saloon,
and then he is standing
literally like 10 feet
in front of you guys
with his pirates flanking
him to each side.
He's got about eight people with him
that have come to kind of
menace you guys in the doorway.
The rest of his crew is preparing
to charge into the Row, basically,
and you see that he's got his
one hand on his crystal saber
and he's got another
hand holding the crown
of the Pirate King, which
he holds in his left hand.
We are gonna go ahead and
before we get started,
the actual highest roll here, with a 23,
was Fabian Aramaris Seacaster.
Fabian.
- Nice, Fabian.
- We believe in you, man.
- We're gonna cover some mechanical issues
that we discussed last time.
You have two levels of exhaustion.
- Yep.
- Which means that your
movement is halved.
- Oh, sick.
- And you have disadvantage
on all ability checks.
- Okay.
All of them?
- That does not include
saving throws or attack rolls.
Those will be rolled normally,
but on ability checks, yes.
We're also going to go over something
that we discussed outside of game
that we felt was appropriate
for your character,
which was you have elected
to lose the Champion subclass
and in fact all class features.
- What?
- Whoa.
- We begin combat.
- What?
- What?
- What about Second Wind?
- What about it?
- Gone?
- No, that's a
fighter thing, right?
Or is he not a fighter anymore?
- No, the subclass Champion is gone,
and with it, all class features.
You keep your proficiency-
- You're just an NPC?
- You keep your proficiency bonus,
you keep your hit points.
- Wow.
- It's a rebuilding phase.
He's rebuilding.
- You're a hireling.
- Sometimes you can't feel
your own potential.
- This is not the time to
have an existential crisis.
- I love it! I love it!
- I wanted to leave the city.
You all wanted to fight.
- We all know those times
that are are great for existential crises,
and this is not one of them.
But when is?
- Whoo!
- Fabian, you are first to act.
- Alright.
- You are the one most directly
in front of Captain Whitclaw
who gets ready to
charge into battle with you.
- Thank god.
- I look down, see the
sort of the sea captain
that's been planted at my feet by Gorgug.
But then I just look up and...
Can I make a Perception
check for a Chungledown Bim?
- Please make a Perception check.
You will do this with disadvantage.
- Oh, no, here we go.
- Oh, no.
- That's gonna be a five.
- You don't see Chungledown anywhere.
- Honestly, a good thing.
I am going to grab the sword,
look to Cathilda and say, "What do I do?"
- She looks at you.
Cathilda, wearing her like
widow's pirate uniform,
has two dark-steel sabers,
like scimitar-type
swords in her hand, goes,
"You fight, boy. You fight, now."
- Uh-huh. I would like to...
If I move backwards, will I
take an attack of opportunity?
- You will not if you move backwards.
- Great. I'm gonna take...
I look and go, "Okay."
And I'm gonna take 10 feet back
and then fire my hand crossbow.
- Copy that. Go ahead
and take your attack.
This is on Captain Jim?
- Yes.
It's still plus eight. So 14?
- 14 does not hit.
- Yikes.
- That is your attack.
Hand crossbow fires off.
We now are going to move to,
one of the elves is going to act.
- Oh.
- Ooh, baby.
- You only get one attack now
'cause you're not a fighter, right?
- Oh my god.
- Yikes.
- Yikes.
- You are wild. I love you.
I can't get over this.
Ah!
- This is so cool.
- I know!
Who knew it'd be cool to be-
- The worst?
- I'm so weak.
It's kind of my thing.
- I love it.
- I'm kind of tortured.
- You're gonna get
your brain eaten.
- Yeah. Well, okay.
- We're not gonna let his brain get eaten.
- You're right.
Friends don't let friends
get their brain eaten
by their father's mortal enemies.
- Okay.
- What an awful time to have...
- And meanwhile I'm like
hiding in the rafters like,
"Fabian, no! Don't be a coward!"
Just like...
- Spider-Man?
- Yeah.
- Incredible.
You see one of the
elves basically rears up
and creates a kind of shimmering globe
around themselves and the
other elves that are with them.
As they do that, you see
that the giant air elemental
that they appear to be
commanding surges forward.
As it does so, you see...
I'm going to need everybody
in a certain radius
to make some attack rolls.
Or sorry, some saving throws.
I'm gonna need Gorgug, Fig and Adaine
to all go ahead and make
for me if you would,
a DC-13 Strength saving throw.
- Oh dear.
- I'm not-
- Minus one to Strength so that's good.
- I'm not in a rage yet, right?
- You are not in a rage yet.
- Oh, I need to good roll.
- Oh I got a 15.
- Oh got a 19, dirty 20, baby.
- I got 11.
- Whoa. Somebody did okay.
- Incredible.
- You said DC 13?
- DC 13. You got an 11?
- 11.
- Okay, hold on one second.
Gorgug, you take 15 points of damage,
and you are flung 20 feet to the left
and you take another three
points of damage as that happens.
Everyone else takes only
seven points of damage.
So Fig and Adaine each take
seven points of damage.
And you are not flung
away and knocked prone.
Gorgug, you are prone as well.
That's going to be-
- And that was from
the air elemental, or is that another-
- The elemental lands and
just
spins into a vortex, and starts
to try to hurl all of you
in various directions,
but Sandra Lynn, Adaine
and Fig are not hurled.
Gorgug is tossed 20 feet to the left.
- Ah!
- Incredible. Fig, that
is going to be you.
- Okay.
All the elves are together
like under a little bubble, right?
- That's correct.
- And the spell Shatter
could potentially...
I mean, I use Shatter to
break into that jewelry store,
so can I use Shatter on a surface?
- You can use...
Shatter is an area-of-effect
spell, correct?
- Yeah.
But I guess I'm saying,
like, what I wanna do
is I want to shatter the
ground under their feet
so they fall into the fighting pit.
- Oh.
- And fall-
- Cool, so try to shatter
the planks and stuff?
- Yeah.
- Absolutely.
Awesome. Go ahead and...
Let me just see one thing real quick.
Ba-ba-bum.
- This is what I think it is.
- What?
- I think that could work.
- It's the Globe of Invulnerability.
That's what I was thinking too.
- You throw your Shatter
and the globe repels it.
- I hate it.
- Any movement that round?
- Any movement? No.
But I'll use bonus action
to put a Hexblade curse...
I mean, yeah, to put my
Hexblade curse on Whitclaw,
just in case Fabian needs me.
- Copy that. You throw
your Hex curse on him.
He doesn't get any saves
from that, does he?
- No.
- Cool, cool.
Cool.
That's going to...
- So their globe, like, goes
under the plank as well?
I was thinking maybe their
globe just goes... Okay.
- No, it fully covers a 10-foot radius.
- Dang it.
- Awesome.
You guys see that these pirates charge.
That's going to be one, two...
- Globe of Invulnerability
is only against spells though, right?
You can hit them with weapon attacks?
- Yeah, I think so.
- You can walk
through it, I think.
- You can walk through it.
I thought maybe.
- I don't know if you can...
- I guess I thought maybe,
I wasn't thinking globe.
- Our characters wouldn't know. Yeah.
- Maybe you could do an
Arcana check or something.
- Yeah, maybe.
- I was thinking that maybe
it was just over the thing
and I could do it under
them but I didn't realize
it was a circle.
- It goes through it. Yeah.
- It's like, that's where I was wrong.
- Okay.
We're gonna have Fig.
Even with this air elemental around you,
four pirates run up to take attacks on you
from James' crew.
- Why?
- Okay.
- As they rush up-
- Yeah.
'Cause they recognize who
has the power here. Yeah.
Threatened?
- Armor class 16. That's a
good armor class to now have.
- You have 16?
- Yep,
'cause I took that level of warlock.
Of Hexblade warlock so
then I can have a shield.
- Oh.
- That's going to be...
- I'm gonna Shield.
- You Shield?
- Great.
- Shield.
- Awesome.
- Nice roll.
- Only one of these attacks
is going to move through to hit you.
It deals five, seven
points of damage to Fig.
What are you at?
- Nice.
- I am at 41.
- Awesome.
One of them runs up,
takes some swings.
- You know what?
I'm also gonna Hellish Rebuke that guy.
Oh wait, no. I already used
my reaction with Shield.
Nevermind, I'm not going to.
- You use your reaction with Shield.
One of 'em takes some swings at Cathilda.
She parries the blade outta the way.
These guys are now gonna
take some swings on Gorgug,
who is prone, so they're
gonna get advantage on these.
- Yikes.
Do I... I was flung pretty far.
- No, you're flung, hit,
and now you're prone
and they're getting advantage
on their swings on you.
- This sucks.
- That's one hit.
- Do people have area of effect stuff?
- I do.
- Yeah.
- I do. Yeah.
- Cool.
'Cause I can't-
- I have one.
- I can only hit one person
at a time for a lot of damage.
- Same.
- Yeah.
- And it's kind of not great for me
to go after little pirates,
but these guys are gonna whittle us down
if they stick around.
- Yeah. I-
- I don't have that many.
- I was thinking I could
break the elves concentration
and get rid of the air
elemental, but again...
Apologies.
- That's gonna be 9, 14,
21, 25,
38 points of damage to Gorgug.
- Jesus.
- That's not halved,
'cause I'm not.
- That's not halved.
You're not under rage.
- 38?
- 38. What's Gorgug at?
- So now, I had 94, so I'm at 56?
- That is correct.
- Does that make sense?
Yeah.
- Geez.
- As the old rain blows down.
- Let me get mad real quick.
- Incredible.
These guys got very good initiatives.
I am sorry to say.
- Are you sorry?
- No you're not.
- Are you really sorry?
- No you're freaking not.
- Little eyebrow twitch.
- You see-
- A classic tell.
- Tracker snarls and says,
"Alright, I got you."
Boom.
Reaches in to begin to create
this bubble of twilight
around all of you.
The most serene looking,
youngest of the elves,
this like young Elven maiden
with long brown braided hair
in a white gown reaches
up and Tracker vanishes.
- What?
- She was-
- Oh was she banished?
- Banished.
- Okay.
- Can you roll to get out of Banishment?
I don't think you can, right?
I think it's...
- I think it's-
- Less for a minute.
- Break her concentration.
- Yeah, I was gonna say,
do you-
- Break her concentration.
- Yeah.
- I think that you are the only one
that has a ranged weapon.
I think you're the only
one that can do it.
- Yeah.
- I guess I do have-
- I have a hand axe,
but it's probably not...
- How far away are they
in feet, you would say?
- These guys from you?
I would say from you they're
about 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
9, 10. These guys are about
50 feet away from you guys.
And then up about 15 feet.
You... Gorgug, that's gonna be you.
- I go into a rage.
- Do a kick up.
- Oh, I wanna yell to Gilear.
- Hmm?
- Gilear.
- "Yes?"
- Get in the van and get Garthy.
- "Very well. I shall abscond at once
to collect Garthy O'Brien.
You sure you don't need my help here?"
- You are so great.
- So positive.
- I think the best-
- Stay safe.
- I think that'd be a great asset
if you would get somewhere.
- Why haven't we gotten him some armor?
- Yeah.
- That's a great question.
- That would just encourage
us to bring him into battle.
He needs to leave.
- And then I... Gorgug will stand.
- Okay.
- I don't get hit, right,
if I stand? Are they...
- No, you can stand up and not trigger
an attack of opportunity.
- How many pirates are around me?
- There's three of them around
you that are wailing on you.
- I'm trying to decide
if it makes sense to...
well, okay, so to get to the second level,
you would have to jump up
there or be lifted on that?
- Jump or climb one of the
posts into the Ruction.
- Okay.
I will...
How many pirates are
there total on his squad?
- It looks like he's
cordoned off about eight
just to fight you guys.
The rest are going and
trying to clear a path
through the Row.
When these ones rushed you,
the whole rest of his crew,
started rushing into the Row,
left their weapons at their side,
and just started beating the
hell out of pirates in the Row.
- Does it make sense to go
for the elves immediately?
- I mean, if you can get to them.
- You need to get up there. Yeah..
- I think I might have to just,
I wanna take an attack on
these pirates in front of me,
just to see if I can get to them normally.
- Yeah, you have two attacks, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm just gonna take an attack.
- Take them over a little bit.
- I'll take an attack on the
pirate right in front of me.
- Go for it.
- That would be 20.
- Definitely hits.
- Okay. First attack, and
then the second attack is 24.
- Yep.
- So,
so first attack would be 16 damage.
- He's messed up right away.
- Okay.
- My second hit is 14 damage.
- You rise up from prone,
these guys all trying to
stab you on the ground,
and suddenly as you stand up,
you put your headphones on,
and all of a sudden...
You see...
"Yeah, what be this blasted devilry?"
- It's a pretty sick playlist.
- Decapitated, flies back.
- I'm gonna Frenzy.
- Can I steal his soul?
- Yes, you absolutely can.
- I'm gonna Frenzy.
- Okay.
- And then I'm gonna take one more attack.
Another 23 to hit.
- That's gonna hit for sure.
- And then this one...
Frenzy is the same amount
of damage as a regular.
- Yeah. Regular attack.
- Okay.
That's just 10.
- Okay, cool.
You do 10 points of damage.
That guy's badly injured,
and any other movement or ability?
That's your action and bonus action.
Are you gonna stay planted where you are?
- If I could like, without
taking a disengage,
be closer to the rest of the group.
Well, maybe I'll stay over here to be
a little more spread out.
- For sure. Cool, cool, cool.
Awesome.
That is your turn.
- Yeah.
- You see...
Okay.
I am going to need a saving throw.
Okay. I'm going to actually need a...
- This is wild music.
- I know. It's just.
- Only I am listening.
- I'm going to-
- No,
we're all listening to it.
We can all hear it.
- I'm gonna need
a Constitution saving throw from Adaine.
- Is this from the-
- Haven't even gone yet?
- It's from the elves.
- Nine.
Can I have Boggy help me? No,
it's not even my turn yet.
So it's not something I have chosen to do.
- Okay.
Hold on one second.
- Sick playlist.
- Cool.
- Ah.
- Stop smiling like that.
- Oh, I love this smile.
- Put that smile away.
- It's all my-
- You see that an elf
dressed in black robes,
porcelain skin, jet-black
hair covering one eye,
gestures to you and says,
"Oracle, heed the call of the earth."
And you feel your flesh begin to harden,
as you feel yourself
begin to turn to stone.
- Counterspell.
- Okay. This is a sixth level spell.
- Yeah.
- So that just means that
you're gonna have to roll.
- All right. Okay.
Good vibes. Good vibes.
- So you gotta beat 16.
- I gotta beat a 16.
And then it's-
- Roll it in the box.
- It's my bonus roll.
- Just roll Intelligence.
- Just my Intelligence?
- Yeah.
- Intelligence saving throw?
- Just Intelligence
- Ah, 12.
- You feel your flesh begin to harden.
- Ah. It's my final third level spell.
What a waste.
Dispel Magic to turn you
back from a parrot last week.
- Okay
- I forgot.
Wait, but we had a laugh with that.
- It was fun. No, we didn't.
- So you are not out of it
yet. You were just restrained.
You are slowly being turned into stone.
- Oh, okay. Okay.
So I can maybe still do stuff this turn.
- That is true. So I'm
gonna read the spell.
If the target's body is made of flesh,
the creature must make a
Constitution saving throw.
On a failed save, it is restrained
as its flesh begins to harden.
A creature restrained by the spell
must make another
Constitution saving throw
at the end of each of its turns.
If it successfully saves
against this spell three times
the spell ends.
If it fails its save three times,
it is turned to stone and petrified.
So it's like a death save scenario.
- Cool.
- Got it.
- Very, very.
- Very cool.
- So you can't really be frozen
until after three rounds.
- Basically.
- No, but I can
get Boggy to gimme the help
action on those saving throws.
- Great.
- So I'll do that.
- At the very least, getting
these, this is yet another elf.
If we can get those guys f*cked up...
- That is now going to be,
yeah, these guys are, yeah, as I said,
about 50 feet away from you.
- Great.
- And about 15 feet up.
That is going to be,
ooh, these are now gonna
be your guys' allies.
They're going to start to go.
- Wait, so that's just...
okay, we got a couple.
- You guys do have a couple.
As you guys begin to, you guys see...
Yeah. Gorgug, you're there rocking out.
However, the first person to act
as your guys' hirelings go
is of course going to
be Cathilda the Black.
Cathilda is going to rush up.
She's going to take a
bonus action Disengage,
move away from the person
that she's with right now,
and she's going to advance on Captain Jim.
- Ooh. Yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Cathilda.
- Jim successfully avoids
two of those attacks
by throwing a Shield spell
up in front of himself,
but on a Nat 20, Cathilda
does score a hit.
- Ooh.
- Hell yeah.
- And James is going to take-
- That's my maid.
- Oh, you see Cathilda rushes up.
You see Captain James goes,
"Oh, there Cathilda the Black."
You see she just goes,
"Time for talk's over,"
and slices one of his tentacles off.
Hits the deck.
Then it's going to be-
- Can I grill it
really quick, with a little
bit of like a herb butter?
- Olive oil. Lemon juice.
- I'm gonna dredge it in some breadcrumbs.
- Oh yeah. Let's do it.
- Maybe a little like mayo-based-
- Like a lemon mayo.
- We'll fight off enemies
while you guys cook that up.
- Okay.
Sandra Lynn fires two arrows
into one of the pirates.
Looks at Gorgug, and is going
to use a bonus action ability
called Battle Command.
And goes, "Gorgug, he's...
Look at his guard."
And the guy you already hit.
You can, if you wish,
use your reaction to take
another swing at this guy.
- Yeah, I wish.
Yeah.
- He does indeed wish-
- Just one more swing.
- One more swing.
- That hits. 23.
- Hell yeah. Go ahead and roll damage.
- 23 is the number
of the night.
- 23!
- That's c*ck.
- That's 12.
- Enjoy the night.
- Okay.
He's badly injured, the
guy next to you now.
- Just die.
- Just die.
That's Cathilda. Tracker is gone.
Gilear rushes out of the
space towards the van.
- Go. Run towards destiny.
- Ragh is going to leap forward.
He's gonna take some swings here.
Let's see how he can do here.
Ragh also scores a critical
hit, and finishes the pirate
you started on.
- "Hoot, growl!"
- Nice.
- f*ck yeah.
- You see he just
headbutts you really quick.
- Ow.
- "Sorry dude.
I'm in it. I'm in it right now."
- No, it's awesome.
- That is going to move on to
now be Captain James' turn.
Okay.
I am going to need...
Ooh baby.
- I don't want my brain to get eaten.
I just don't want it.
I like my brain.
- We'll protect you, baby.
- Oh god.
- I am going to need
Intelligence saving throws...
- God.
- From Gorgug.
- No.
- Kristen.
- No.
- Fabian.
- What?
- Adaine.
- No.
- Is this mine?
- And basically everybody but Riz.
- I think it's that thing
that k*lled everybody.
- Why?
- Weird blast thing.
- Oh no, the psychic blast.
- Yes.
- Man, every round I just think,
"Wow, we gotta get rid of this guy."
But about everyone.
- Yeah.
- I got a 13.
- 12.
- Well I rolled a three,
and I have negative one,
so I got two.
- Okay.
- What was the DC?
- 3.
- What did you roll?
- 11.
- Everybody fails.
- Okay. Wait.
I can use Human Determination
to re-roll with advantage.
- Go ahead and re-roll.
- Okay.
14.
- Dang.
- Okay, hold on one second.
Let me roll for your guys' allies.
- Can we have resistance to all damage?
Do I have resistance to all damage?
- You do. Yeah.
- Okay.
- Why do you have
resistance to all damage?
- Warding Bond.
- Sandra Lynn effectively makes her save.
Cathilda makes her save as well.
I'm gonna roll for,
he's shredding his own pirates right now.
- Whoa. Rude.
So rude.
- Classic.
Classic bad guy behavior.
- Whoa.
- Classic bad guy.
- This is classic bad.
Riz says that really loud.
- Hiding.
- He's like, "Wait, you too."
- Classic bad guy behavior.
- It's like some planks talking.
- It hits like the rafters. Yeah.
Weird echo.
- Three. 12, plus five.
- Do we run away? This is so bad.
- Everybody takes 17 points of damage.
- So then I take...
- You take an additional,
you take half of my damage.
- Yeah.
- Great.
- Messed up.
- Yeah, I'm already at 35.
- So I take 8, and you take an additional-
- I'm gonna try to get Tracker back,
because Tracker's the
cleric, and Tracker will be,
it'll be helpful to have two clerics.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna try to get,
break the concentration
of the lady who banished Tracker.
- Yeah. Let's do eight.
- Let's do eight.
- Hang on one second.
- Well I take 17 plus-
- Yes.
- Also, all of you who failed your saves,
which is everybody that got hit by it,
you are all stunned.
- Goddammit.
- Wait, can I be stunned?
- Double check.
- It's not gonna do
anything at all.
- You can't be surprised.
I don't know if... you
could probably be stunned.
- I believe you can be stunned.
- Okay.
- Rad.
- That is now going to be,
as Captain James steps away from you,
you step away from him, he
steps away from you and says,
"Oh, your friends for listening
to you on this one, boyo."
And you feel raw hatred course over you.
Sandra Lynn looks away at the last minute.
Cathilda stands there and feels
pure determination more powerfully
than James can feel hatred,
and protects herself.
James' pirates are badly injured,
but not brought low.
And then he moves a full 30
feet, his arms spread wide,
walking backwards into the Row,
and disappears into the fist fight.
That is going to be Adaine.
I'm gonna need another
Constitution saving throw,
and you can make an
Intelligence saving throw
at the end of your turn to come
out of this stunned effect.
- Great, so I'm gonna have Boggy help me
on the Constitution saving throw.
- Okay.
- Oh yeah, that's a dirty 20, baby.
- Nice.
- That is one success.
- One save.
- Woo.
- Yay.
- And then the second one is
an Intelligence saving throw
to come out of stunned.
- That is correct.
- Well that's Nat one.
- Oh Jesus.
- Oh no.
- You are fighting the
stone as hard as you can.
Feeling your head ringing in
the midst here of this chaos.
That is the end of your turn.
Riz, that's you.
- All right. Can people
talk while they're stunned?
- I dunno.
- I don't know. Brennan?
- It's not paralyzed. I think you can.
- Okay.
- You can like mumble stuff.
- Alright.
- You just can't take
actions or reactions.
- I think I want to ask add Adaine,
can I hit those elves in
that globe with my g*n?
- I think with your g*n, just not a spell.
- Okay, sweet.
I'm going to try to sh**t the...
I'll come out of hiding.
I'm gonna try to sh**t the
one who banished Tracker.
I guess-
Do I get advantage if
they haven't seen me?
How does that work with hiding?
- You do get advantage on this roll.
What is the range? It's
shortbow range, right?
60 feet or something like that?
- Yeah.
- Cool. You're within range.
- Great. Sweet.
sh**ting the one that got Tracker.
That is an 18.
- An 18 to hit?
- Yes.
- Hold on one second.
- Oh, this mage has 20 AC.
- Tension. Tension.
- I'm gonna leap over the table
and punch you in the head.
- 18 does hit.
- Good. Good.
That's reasonable.
- Okay. Come on now.
- Sneak attack.
- Yep.
- Hell yeah.
- Chop chop.
- Yeah.
- Oh yeah, that's...
- Oh yeah.
- That's pretty good.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.
- 25 damage.
And then I'm also gonna use Fury of the-
Oh wait, does it have to...
it might have to be a melee
attack for Fury of the Small.
I'll look it up next time.
I can only use it once anyway.
Just 25 damage.
- 25 damage.
This is for sure a Box of
Doom Concentration shot.
- Yeah.
- We're gonna go ahead,
bring out the Box of Doom
to see if Tracker comes back into the mix.
He's done 25 damage. That's 12.
We're gonna see here,
this Elven mage needs to roll a...
12 or higher to resist.
- I'm also gonna look up
Fury of the Small in case...
When you damage a creature
with an attack or a spell...
Okay, so it's just an attack.
So I'm gonna do an additional
eight damage to it.
Ooh.
- So that makes it up to 16.
- Yeah.
- 16.
- Nice.
- Roll a sixteen or higher.
- Nice, Riz.
- Here we go. Right in the Box of Doom.
- There you go, Riz. Come on.
- Come on, Riz.
- 16.
- No!
- Really?
- Get that,
wipe that look off your face.
- That is a... shuffle it.
- I mean, faking. I wouldn't
have trusted you otherwise.
I'm not gonna lie.
- I know.
- Truly any other way I would've-
- I did see if it was double digits
when I got that high feeling from it.
- Yeah.
- Ugh.
- Sorry g*ng.
- Big yikes.
- So I-
- Big yikes.
- Okay, so I came up, I shot as my action.
Can I see if I can see Captain James?
- You can see Captain James.
- I can see him.
- Yes.
- I would like to, can I steal,
try to steal the crown from him?
- If you can make it to him. Yeah.
- How far away is he from me?
- From you?
He's about, lemme see, 5,
10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35.
About 40 feet away from you.
And you'd have to go into the Row.
He's like gone into the
fist fight at this point.
- Okay.
Hmm, hm, hm.
Okay. I am going to, I'm going to move.
I'm gonna follow him into the fist fight.
- Okay.
- And then I'm going to bonus action Hide,
and use my smallness to just like
hide amongst the feet of the people.
So I have 30 speed.
- Go for it.
- So I get as close as I
can, and then I'm gonna hide.
Not a great roll, but 15.
- 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 15.
- Yep.
- Okay, great.
Awesome. I'm gonna roll a
Perception check for our boy Jim.
It's a natural one.
- Great. Good.
- He does not see you approaching.
However, at the end of your turn,
Captain James is going to
use a legendary action.
He's gonna use a legendary action,
and he's going to fire
his p*stol at Fabian.
- What?
- He's gonna hit me.
- He hits.
- Yeah.
- Hold on. Two D8 plus five.
- Oh no. No.
- He deals you 10 points of
damage
as he fires a p*stol, laughing.
That's the end of Riz's turn.
Kristen, it's your turn.
- Thank you.
- At the end of your turn
you can make another Intelligence save.
Try to come outta the stunned condition.
- With my muttering, can I
cast like Spirit Guardians?
- Nope.
- Okay, then I guess I'll
just do an Intelligence.
- Gotta do an Intelligence,
right? Come out of it.
- Yeah.
14.
- 14 does not do. It's gotta be DC 15.
- I don't think we're coming out of this.
- That-
- Oh, can I cast Bless,
or I can't do any of
that when I'm stunned?
Okay, nevermind. Okay, cool.
- By the way, that 10 damage dealt to you,
it's five damage. Five.
- We've been doing that.
- Cool. Great, great, great.
You get that Warding Bond up.
Fabian, that's gonna be you.
You are stunned, making that
DC 15 Intelligence saving throw.
- Nat one.
- Nat one.
- sh**t.
- What?
- Dude.
- Throw them away.
- You need to,
you need to like go out for
like a nice weekend retreat
with your dice and reconnect.
- That, I mean, that one was special
in that I was kind of like...
- At the end of Fabian's turn,
as you are going for Captain James,
he vanishes in a swirl of psychic energy
and reappears having
teleported up to the Ruction.
- Oh my gosh.
- Okay.
- Where is he in relation
to the globe of elves?
- Oh my god.
- He's a little bit
away from that.
- I'll take it.
- No, no, no.
- Okay.
- But he's on the same level as them.
He's on the second level,
not the top one, right?
- No. This is your cup.
- That is correct. He's on the
second level with them now.
- There's three levels.
- Yep.
- Here we go.
- Here we go.
- They've been baptized.
- There's not three levels.
It's just the floor.
- I'm sorry.
- And then the netting 15 feet up.
- Got it, okay. I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
- Gosh.
- You see,
Jim uses a legendary action
to get up to that upper level.
He's kind of up in a corner
and the elves are kind of
in the central plank area,
but he's just sort of up
there waiting for his pirates
to start shimmying up
into the Ruction with him.
That's now going to be
one of the elves again.
We're back at the top of the order.
Okay.
- Ah, that was bad.
- Looking for this.
- I'm getting k*lled. That was bad.
- That was really bad.
- That was one
of the first times-
- I must've rolled
a Nat one on that exact same roll.
- But you haven't been rolling Nat ones
like I've been rolling Nat ones.
- You've rolled maybe seven Nat ones
in the past three sessions.
- Like in a row. Yeah.
- Hey, everybody at home.
How many Nat ones have I rolled?
I know you've been counting.
Get in the comments. How many Nat ones?
- I really thought, okay,
this is gonna be the episode
where it's around and the
dice come back to Fabian.
- Yes.
I knew that I was gonna
have like none of the,
like the character stuff
or the class stuff,
and I was like, well what
if I roll really well
and it's kind of like
that kind of coming around
and the beginning of it.
- The air elemental comes over
to a restrained and
stunned Adaine, grabs you,
and begins to, and it flies-
- Jesus.
- To this thing's movement is...
- Wow.
- This thing's movement is 90.
- Is Adaine becoming more
and more heavy as stone
in an air elemental carry her?
- This thing is the size
of like a small truck.
It's a large, large earth elemental.
It grabs Adaine and
flies back to the elves.
- Anyone get attacks on it?
- Actually, Fig and Fabian
will both get attacks.
No, you're stunned.
- I'm stunned as well.
- You're stunned as well. So
yeah, nobody gets attacks.
Oh, sorry. Cathilda will get attacks on.
Or just get the one.
- And it'll stop if Cathilda hits, right?
- Cathilda does not have...
- Oh, right.
- Cathilda takes a swing,
and does deal some damage to this thing.
Slashes out at it, and it
moves up Adaine to the Ruction.
- That's where I wanted to be anyway.
And as soon as I break
out of all of the area,
like all of the effect
spells that are on me.
- Yo, they're just gonna
teleport away with her.
- I know. That's why my
focus has been on the elves.
- While Adaine is conscious they cannot.
- Okay.
- Oh, thank you.
- So that's important to remember,
is that while Adaine is conscious,
they actually cannot teleport away.
- Okay. You have one save under your belt.
- Yeah, and I have 35 hit points left.
- As this thing arrives.
- Oh, we're so screwed.
- That is going to be, ba-baba-bum.
I'm gonna need Dexterity saving throws.
- No throws, no throws.
- From Fig, Fabian, Kristen and Gorgug.
- Dex save?
- Dexterity saves.
And I believe if you're
restrained, you're gonna roll this-
Let me double check.
- You mean stunned?
- Has disadvantage on
Dexterity savings, right.
So you're gonna roll
these with disadvantage.
- Okay. I just rolled with
advantage 'cause I have...
- So just whatever the first roll was.
- The lower one or the first? Because...
- Just roll a new one. Roll a new one.
- I got a 10.
- Mod 20.
- 16.
- 16? Damn.
- 15.
- 10.
- 10. 15.
Okay.
That is quite good, g*ng.
- Felt good.
- Oh good.
- It felt good to roll.
- Okay, good.
- It felt good to see two
digits on that dice roll.
- Cool. Who rolled
under a 14 for this one?
Anybody?
Under here? Cool.
Well it's fire damage, so you're in luck.
- Ooh, I love fire damage.
- Nice.
- 7, 10, 19.
- Stop counting.
- 29.
- Okay, stop counting.
- 31.
Anyone who saved takes
15 points of fire damage.
So you take another 15. So
that's a full 30 to Kristen.
You take 31 halved to 15.
- Halved. Okay.
- I have 25 health.
I started with 112.
- Cathilda takes, hold on.
- I have nine.
- Kristen takes half of 15 plus 15. Right?
Because I saved.
Or half of-
- But Kristen takes
her own 15 as well.
- Yeah.
- But then only half
of... I took 15. Right?
- Yep.
- So then, so it's only-
- It's like 22.
- Yeah.
- They like seven.
- I can't believe
you're gonna give us a total party k*ll...
- Oh yes. That's 22.
That's correct.
- What's that?
- Right before Christmas.
- We still have another episode next week.
- Next week we'll all roll new characters.
- Do we? Do we?
- Roll pirates next week.
We're just hanging out in Leviathan having
a nice piratey time.
- Fig, that is going to be you.
- Okay. So since I'm stunned...
- At the end of your turn roll
an Intelligence saving roll
to come out of being stunned.
- If you're more than 60
feet away from me, stop.
- My top.
- Oh, okay. I got a dirty 20.
- Nice.
- Hell yeah.
- Does that save?
- At the end of your turn?
- Okay, but do I get a bonus action?
- I'll give you a bonus action.
- Okay.
- Aw, what a sweetie.
- What can I do with a bonus action?
Not a lot.
- You can give Bardic Inspiration
to someone making save throws.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do that.
Okay. I guess that's probably
better than healing Gorgug.
Yeah, I guess...
I guess that's all I can do.
All I have is a bonus action.
I will just give Adaine
Bardic Inspiration.
Love you, girl.
- Love you.
- You come outta your stun,
hit a little cord, wink,
and Adaine, turning into
stone, still stunned,
being carried up to the Ruction.
That's going to be...
A fourth elf...
- No!
- Has to drop their Greater Invisibility.
- Oh.
- In order to cast
another concentration spell.
- No.
- A enchanter subclass elf
drops the Greater Invisibility on them,
casting Dominate Person on you,
and your father, Angwyn Abernant,
looks you in the face and says,
"It's time to come home, daughter."
I'm going to need you to...
- You got Bardic Inspiration.
- Yeah.
- Yep.
- Hot cha cha.
- Is it a new turn now?
- This is a charm condition,
so you will be rolling advantage.
- Okay.
- So go ahead and give...
This is definitely gonna
be a Box of Doom roll.
You are rolling with advantage.
The difficulty on this
is also going to be 14.
- Okay.
- And this is a Wisdom saving throw.
- It's a Wisdom saving throw.
- What do you have for Wisdom?
- Plus six.
- Okay.
- Here we go.
- Oh no.
- That's a...
- Wait. Hang on.
- So that's...
- Bardic. That's a six plus five.
What is six plus five?
- 11 plus six is-
- 17.
- Gimme my dice back.
- You resist the Dominate Person.
- Don't tell me what to do.
Don't tell me what to do.
Oh, my D8's in there as well.
- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Which one was yours?
- D8. There's a blue D8 with gold.
- In the box.
- In the Box of Doom.
- Oh, in the Box of Doom.
Is it still in there?
- Within the box.
- Yeah.
- I may have thrown it into
my massive collection of dice.
- Thief. I'll take it back at the end.
- Cool. We'll get that sorted out.
- Thank you so much for that Bardic.
- Yeah, for real.
I almost just healed Gorgug.
Stupid.
- That'd be freaking crazy.
So hurt.
- I'd be regretting that.
- Have you, has Riz used
his reaction already or no?
- No.
- I'm gonna need a Dexterity
saving throw from you.
- DC 13, Dexterity saving throw.
- 21.
- Cool.
Six D6 damage halved...
- I take no, if I dodge it.
- So you are the perfect person to be
in this giant fist
fight, as pirates just...
You're just,
dodging all that.
- It's so bad to be in here.
- That's the Row in the Ruction.
- It's not going well out here either.
- It's bad everywhere.
- Okay.
- What a sigh.
Hardy.
That was a substantial sigh.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Hold on one second.
- Father.
- Now stunned.
- None of it's good.
- My dad came to get me.
So embarrassing.
- There's so many elves.
- Nothing worse than getting
picked up by your dad.
- So many elves.
- You snuck out.
- My friends are here.
- Exactly.
- Oh, you're embarrassing me.
- Okay.
That is a miss on Gorgug.
- What?
- Just a million dudes.
- What's happening?
- Just people are doing.
- The pirates are swinging again.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
11, 15, 16, 24.
- Cool.
- 35.
- Sure.
- Plus six is 41.
- Oh.
- Halved to 20 damage to Gorgug.
You are stunned,
and these guys all are getting
advantage attacking you.
- I have five health.
- Huh?
- Very rad.
- I'm at nine.
- Oh.
- Really trying to get Tracker back.
I don't know what else to do.
- I have Healing Word, but...
- Yeah, I-
- This is all these...
- I have Prayer of Healing.
- I have a shenanigan idea, and I have a
just keep attacking the
elf and hope Tracker-
- So nine damage to Fig from an attack.
- Bye bye.
- I've taken a hundred and-
- Wait, can I, okay,
since it hit me exactly
for nine and I had nine,
can I Hellish Rebuke on my way out?
- Sure. I'll let you Hellish
Rebuke on your way out.
- Yeah. b*tch.
That's gonna be 14 fire damage.
- Right, so he dies.
- Oh yeah. Take him to
hell with you, girl.
- Yeah, and you see his soul goes,
and gets sucked into hell on his way out.
- So rad.
- My friend's a rockstar.
- Okay.
- Ask him...
Ask Fabian's dad what
we should do up here.
- Oh yeah, when I'm in hell,
can I talk to Fabian's dad?
- I'm dead.
- 14.
- Yeah, but what day takes over.
- Cathilda takes 14 points of damage,
getting slashed by one of
the pirates in front of her.
That is going to be...
- This is a rough...
- This is bad.
- Yeah.
- This is really bad.
- This is straight up bad.
- This is, this is bad.
- This is really bad.
- This is...
- The whole time, I was like, "Okay, okay.
I know James Whitclaw's gonna
be the president or whatever,
but I really don't wanna lose Adaine."
- It's the president of pirates.
- I don't like his platform.
- No, it's a fixed term, though.
So, you know, after eight years,
he's not the president of pirates anymore.
And he'll respect that. He will.
I believe it.
- He will.
- That's how it works.
- He respects the office.
- The extremely young,
childlike white-gowned elf
looks at you and says,
"You are the Elven oracle, no?
You made a prediction at
the beginning of this fight.
Do you remember what it was?"
- Yeah. That your a*s would
be on my f*cking knee.
'Cause I'm going to kick your a*s.
- "Why? Because you're going
to kick me with your knee?"
- Getting a knee in the a*s.
- I don't remember what the
conversation was at all,
except that we're gonna die.
- Go ahead and give me
another Wisdom saving throw.
- Rad.
- This is also going to be Box of Doom.
The DC for this one is 15.
- Is this another charm?
- It's another charm.
- Okay. So I do at least have advantage.
- Wait, the one, is the one...
that's the one that did the
spell to Tracker, right?
- Oh yeah. Is that
concentration on Banishment?
- Hold on one second.
- Got you.
- Ooh.
- Yeah. Gotcha.
- This one is not concentration.
- No!
- Dude. Gotcha.
Don't wink at us.
- Don't wink at me.
- We'll knee your a*s, dude.
- Yeah.
All right. Yeah.
No, that's like a 23. Great.
23. Alright.
- Cool. That one doesn't work either.
- Yeah.
- My mind is strong,
and because I'm on a lot of medication.
That's cool.
- Oh gosh. I'm still stunned.
- Yeah, me too.
- Me too.
- And it's like-
- At the end of your turn.
- If it makes you feel
better, I'm just dead.
- It does.
- Honestly, no.
- Gorgug, that's gonna be you.
- Let's get outta this stun, baby.
Come on, girl.
- Let's go.
Come on, girl.
- I think so.
Come on, girl.
- Stunned. Yeah.
- Turning into stone.
- Come on, girl.
- What do I need to roll?
- 15.
- 12.
- Cathilda is going to give
you an immediate re-roll
on that, for reaction.
- Please.
- Come on, girl.
- Yeah!
- 18.
- 18.
You see that Cathilda turns
around as you're like there
just getting pummeled, and
you're such low hit points.
She turns around and
says, "Snap out of it.
Now's not the time for lollygaggin'!"
And you snap out of Stun
at the end of your turn.
- That's crazy.
- Someone's screaming at you. Ah!
- Even though it's not my turn,
can I try to intimidate the pirates?
- Yeah. Gimme an Intimidate check.
Lemme know. I'll say DC...
Let's say DC 25.
- Okay, great.
- Oh.
- Nat one.
- They're basically more
excited about k*lling you now,
if anything.
- Your voice cracked. It's super high.
- At first, Riz thought he
screamed because it was so high.
- Why not?
- Am I screaming?
- Delicious.
- I can't wait to see if it works.
- I mean, I rolled a 13,
I rolled two thirteens post-baptism.
- Okay, that's better than ones.
- There it is.
- They're coming back to you.
- There it is.
- They just need a
little bit of pampering.
- You still have Sending?
- Yeah.
- I can't do anything.
- By the way,
you guys see that the globe
around the elves has vanished.
- Whoa. Okay.
- When were you gonna tell us that?
- Yeah, that would've been convenient.
- Sending takes a minute, right?
I don't have the card for that.
- Yeah, I know I would've been stunned,
but I still would've liked to know.
- I would've probably used my bonus action
the same way I did.
- Okay.
- Week after week, we're just
getting our asses kicked.
- I know.
- It's a reaction.
- Sandra Lynn drops to the ground.
- At least our hirelings are effective.
- Yeah.
- And heals Fig for 12 hit points.
Your mom, boom. "I got
you, sweetie. Come on."
And pulls you up here.
- Did you see when I dragged
that guy to hell with me?
- "Horrifying. You're wonderful."
You see.
She heals you.
Cathilda's gonna swing on these guys here.
- Hellish Rebuke is so good
against the little guys.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Two of those hit.
- I can't do it
to can though.
It's a tiefling thing.
You wouldn't understand.
- It's a tiefling thing.
- Cathilda dices one of
the guys in front of her.
There's only four pirates left
fighting you guys still here.
- How many of them are
on me? Just so I know.
- Two of them were on
you at the same time.
- We k*lled two that were near me though.
- Correct.
- Okay.
- Hold on one second.
- It just has like nine souls.
- Ooh.
Baxter the griffin lunges through the door
and bites one of the pirates heads off.
- Hell yeah.
- With his beak.
- Okay, Baxter.
- And then that's gonna be good ol' Ragh.
- A full chomp.
- Come on, Ragh.
- Solid chomp.
- Solid chomp.
That's gonna be Ragh
Barkrock, who goes ahead
and badly injures one of the
pirates attacking you, Gorgug.
That is.
- What's that...
What's her move that
she lets people attack?
- As a bonus action, Sandra
Lynn, it was her turn again,
so she'll let you with
another bonus attacking.
- Okay, cool.
- Take another swing.
- Alright.
Yes.
20 to hit. 21 to hit.
- 21 hits.
- Okay. Come on.
10 Damage.
- Slaughtered.
You and Ragh both just vivisect.
- Hell yeah.
- One of the pirates
in front of you.
- Ah.
- Okay.
It is Captain James' turn.
One second.
- Simply feels like he's
had five turns so far.
- He's got legendary actions.
- Yeah, we're just writhing on the ground
doing nothing all day.
The griffin has a death under his belt
and I'm just f*cking lying on the ground.
- Who wasn't here.
- He popped his head in
the bar and has a k*ll.
And I rolled two elevens.
- That is, you see Captain
James walks forward.
He's gonna take another
attack with his p*stol.
- On me?
- On Fabian.
- My AC is 20, by the
way. It went up by one.
- Why did it go up?
- He does hit, because
you are still stunned.
- I'm so sorry. Even after this.
- That's six plus five. 11
points of damage to you.
So Captain Whitclaw just sort of laughs,
leaps to the platform with the elves,
blasts Fabian with the p*stol,
turns to the elves and says,
"I told you where they'd be,
and now you get off the Ruction,
you'd bein' here means I can't declare."
You see that the young Elven maiden says,
"I assure you, Captain Whitclaw,
I'll do my best to leave at once."
That's Captain Jim's turn.
Adaine, I'm gonna need another
Constitution saving throw.
- Okay, so what I'm gonna do is actually
I'll roll the Constitution regular,
and then I'm going to use Boggy
to help me on my Intelligence throw,
because that seems more important.
- Okay.
- And in this area,
because I have w*r Caster.
Hmm.
Okay, that's a 10
Constitution. So that's a fail.
- Failure.
- Okay.
So I'm rolling my Intelligence.
Okay. Okay.
That's an 18.
- You come out of the stun condition.
- So I have w*r Caster,
so let me know if anybody,
I get an opportunity
attack against anybody,
because I can hit them with a spell.
- Copy that. If anyone leaves
you, I'll let you know.
- Nice.
- And am I within the circle of the-
- That circle? The globe has vanished.
- Oh, great.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Fantastic.
- That is your turn. Riz, that's you.
- Sweet.
Okay, so it's 15 feet up.
- Correct.
- Great.
- Oh, nevermind.
- Adaine's up there.
The elves are up there.
James is up there.
- Wait, hang on a second.
You let Fig have a bonus action.
- Yeah. Do you wanna take a bonus action?
- I would love to take a bonus action.
- Cool.
- Can I please Misty Step
away from this elemental.
- Never be nice.
Because if you start
being nice to people...
- Excuse me. You're fully k*lling us.
- Great. What do you wanna Misty Step to?
- It's a bonus action?
- It's a bonus action. Yeah.
So I'm gonna, yeah, I guess back to where-
- Close to where your friends are?
- Fig and Fabian are, yeah.
- Cool.
Hold on one second.
1, 2, 3...
- Is that?
- You can get, you'll
still be within the Row.
You can't-
- Okay.
Can I stay in the Ruction area?
- Yes you can.
- So I'm above the Row.
- Yeah. You're like,
you're just sort of pair-
- But I'm at least 30 feet away.
- Yes. You're 30 feet away in the netting,
getting slowly turned to stone.
- Sick.
- With Riz.
- But at least I'm with my friend.
- Can you investigate
those things up there?
- The what things?
- There's like magical
weapons in the Ruction.
- Sweet.
- Not magic weapons.
Just old discarded swords.
- Old discarded swords. Yeah.
Okay. I am going to Misty
Step up to the platform.
- Cool.
- And I would like
to try to steal the
crown from Captain James.
- Oh my god. Okay.
- I would like to try to
cause some chaos here.
- All right.
- Great.
- Oh, you use the Sword of Shadows to-
- Yes.
- Okay.
You appear-
- Yes, Riz.
- I'm going to say that
this is going to be
a Sleight of Hand
opposed by his Athletics.
- Okay.
- Because you have the
benefit of surprise.
Oh, and he rolled a Nat one,
so he doesn't know you're hiding.
I will let you roll this with advantage,
but he's got a very good Athletics score.
- So the Sleight of Hand is okay.
- This is gonna definitely be Box of Doom.
- I only have plus five, but-
- Come on, Riz.
- This is Box of Doom,
so here's what you have to beat first.
- Hold on.
I love it. I love that.
- You got a 12.
- Okay.
- All right.
- Five and six. Did you beat it?
- I did not.
- No!
- Wait. 'Cause what do you add to it?
- Sleight of Hand, plus
five, Sleight of Hand.
- Alright.
- You...
- Unbelievable.
- Misty Step up,
reach up to grab, yank it,
and he holds onto the crown,
and he says, "There's a mistake, boyo."
And he's going to legendary
action, take an attack on you.
- Oh.
- Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- That's a miss!
- Great. Good.
- I'm gonna guess that
was my action, right?
- That was your action. Yes.
- Great. Cool.
- Well don't you still
have movement if you
Misty Stepped up there?
- No. You have movement.
- Cool. I would love to freaking run.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I'd love to not
be directly next to him.
I guess I'll run on the, is the
platform in like the middle?
I guess I wanna run on the
opposite side of Adaine maybe,
so they can't like blast
us both with stuff.
- So you wanna run away from your friends
towards the back of The
Row and the Ruction?
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- On the same level as those guys,
but just like putting some distance.
- Cool.
- I'll go 20 feet.
- So that instead of that
being his legendary action,
that becomes his attack of opportunity.
- Great.
- You scoot away.
You can only make it 15 feet
because it's difficult terrain up here.
- It's fine.
- Wait,
don't you have bonus action Disengage?
- I used a bonus action-
- Oh, you used.
Oh right, yeah, of course.
- To scoot up there.
- Okay, now at the end of your turn,
he's gonna take a p*stol shot at you.
Or actually, no, he's going
to teleport next to you.
- Great.
Very cool.
- That's sick, dude. That's really sick.
- He can teleport on top
of all of that other stuff
that he can do?
- Mm-hmm.
- You're mean.
You're a mean man.
- I'm gonna get your stupid crown.
- How close is he to us?
- Now he's farther away
'cause Riz is running back.
- No.
- So he is going
towards the back of the area.
Kristen, you're still stunned.
Go ahead and give me your
Intelligence saving throw.
- Come on, baby. Plus one to Intelligence.
My man, that's only a 10.
- Cathilda has gone, since the
last time she gave advantage.
She's gonna let you
re-roll that saving throw.
- Oh god. Maybe Baxter could help me.
I mean, he is k*lling it
in the game right now.
Four! Oh god.
- Man, that reaction really made it seem
like it was a good roll.
- I saw it.
- I'm not.
I saw that as a bad reaction.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Wait, I have this
ice cream sandwich pouch.
- Cool.
- Now let's say I kind of like, you know,
move my spine, a little ice
cream sandwich falls out.
Can that give me the help action?
- Kristen, an ice cream sandwich.
- She moved her spine a little bit.
- You let her Misty Step, come on.
- Moves her spine a little bit.
- Kristen should get help?
- Oh my god.
There's a Neapolitan ice
cream sandwich next me.
It looks up. It looks up.
- Hit a Nat 20 and I'll let
a magical ice cream sandwich-
- Oh, you don't know what you're making.
- Yeah. You're asking the wrong...
- This is.
- No.
- You're rolling really...
Wow.
- It's contagious.
- This side of the table.
This, this is, this is really bad. Yeah.
Fabian, it's gonna be you.
- Come on with your turn. Try
come outta the stun condition.
- Oh, it's so cold.
- Come on, Fabian.
Come on, Fabian.
- It's the seven.
- No.
- Thank you.
- This is the most brutal-
- I'm sorry, I need to go
to the bathroom. Go for it.
- Alright.
- Wow. Murph is leaving.
- Murph just ran away.
- Hey, man. How's it going today?
How late are you working?
- I had a rough one.
- It's Fig's turn?
- This is bad.
- No it is not.
It is not Fig's turn, I'm afraid.
- I didn't think so.
- I am so sorry to have to do this.
- No.
- The air elemental comes,
scoops you up, and flies you back-
- Is there no save that
I can do against this?
- No, the roll's happening over here.
It hits your armor class.
Grapples you, you're-
- Shield.
- You cast Shield as a reaction.
It misses its first attack.
It gets its second one.
Hold on one second. What's
your armor class with Shield?
- 18.
- It hits an 18.
- Dang.
- It does. I can see it from here.
- It scoops you back up. Takes you back.
- Reading all his secrets?
- No, I can't see any other than the roll.
- Now that is going to
be... Hold on one second.
- We need some help, g*ng.
- All my dice are covered
in nervous sweat now.
- Oh.
- Gross. Disgusting.
- Can I just start rolling
in this glass of water?
- 13.
- You went from rolling only
ones to rolling all thirteens,
which is also very unlucky, I feel like.
- Yeah. Totally.
- Can I just roll in this glass of water?
Is that against any rules?
- There's no rules that say you can't
roll in a glass of water.
- I'm gonna roll in this glass of water.
If I get an Nat 20 on the next roll,
I'll roll in this glass of water forever.
- Fig, that's you.
- Okay.
The Globe of Invulnerability is gone.
Do I get the impression
that Shatter could hurt them
and also destroy the wood they're on?
- Couldn't destroy the wood they're on.
It's not crystalline or
glass, but could hurt them,
and would force all of them
to make Constitution saves.
- All right, then we're gonna go for a-
- You will also be hitting Adaine.
- No!
- It's fine. I'm good.
- You could shatter the-
- I'm not going to.
- Would do you potentially
shatter Adaine's new statue body?
- Good question. Is my
body now extremely buff?
- It's not. You are not-
- It's gonna be bad in two turns,
but right now I have stone skin.
- Like Hellenic.
- It is not there yet.
- Hellenic perfection.
- Okay. Yeah.
- In that case, I'm going to-
- The bottom of you
is just beautiful.
- I guess I'm a one-trick pony.
I'm grabbing Gorgug and Dimension Door.
You wanna go for a ride?
- Yes.
- Gorgug and Dimension Door
right to where the elves are.
- Hell yeah.
- Ooh, baby. Okay.
- And then as I have more,
I have like a bonus action,
so I give Adaine, so you-
- So you move to Gorgug,
Dimension Door. You're up.
- Yep. Then I give Adaine
more Bardic Inspiration.
- Hell yeah.
- Okay. Cool, cool, cool.
- The ice cream sandwich
next to me starts to melt.
- Awesome.
- You know what?
Actually... oh no, I
can't cast two spells.
Yeah, yeah. That's my, that's my turn.
- Cool.
You guys are both standing on platforms
right next to the elves,
Adaine and air elemental.
- But I also, I also, I guess
like, because I, I kind of,
oh, I had to move to Gorgug.
Yeah, I guess I'm just
right in the mix. Yeah.
No way around it.
- Now. So that's Fig.
You Dimension Door-
- Actually, you know what?
Can I Dimension Door somewhere so that
I'm like a little bit away
and Gorgug can run to them?
Just to protect myself a bit.
- You can, I'll say that you
have 10 feet of movement left.
If you want to give me
an Acrobatics check.
'Cause you're at the edge of
one of the platforms, right?
- I don't have anything good.
- DC 10.
- I would not get that.
- You can do it.
- I don't think, but I
guess let's go for it.
- I believe.
- Yeah, I got it.
- Hey, nice.
- You jump onto another barrel
in a different part of the netting.
You're behind Gorgug,
away from the other elves.
Cool, cool. That is Fig's turn.
Angwyn is gonna hit you with
another Dominate Person.
- He can try.
- Bardic Inspiration.
- He can try.
- Oh, and you threw another
Bardic Inspiration at him too.
- Yeah.
- What is the DC again?
- 15.
- 15.
- 15.
- We got this.
- And it's Intelligence, right?
- No, this is Wisdom.
- Wisdom. Right.
- Wisdom saving throw.
- That's fine.
I have a plus six to Wisdom.
Yep. I make it, 23.
- Alright.
- Nice.
- You resist once again as
he attempts to enchant you.
- How many times have I told you,
you can't tell me what to do?
- "I am..."
- And to be clear, I'm
not the Elven oracle.
I'm the oracle of everybody.
The elves do not own
me. I am my own person.
- "Adaine, I don't
understand why you insist
on being so unreasonable."
"By the way-"
- You are trying
to control me with spells.
You're the one that's being unreasonable.
- "By the way, a, 'Hello,
Father,' would be nice."
- You didn't say hello to me.
Hello, Father.
- "I didn't want to."
- Yeah, I didn't want to either.
- You see...
Okay, no one is in the
Row down there right now.
You see that Captain James'
pirates are now fully
almost to the Ruction, having
fought their way through.
- How many of them are left?
- There's a bunch that are in the Row.
There's only two left fighting you guys.
This guy's going to rush over.
He's gonna take some
swings at Sandra Lynn.
That's gonna be, he's gonna hit twice.
Sandra Lynn's not looking great.
This guy's gonna take
some swings at Kristen,
and he misses, even
though he's got advantage.
Hits the next time.
Kristen-
- What happened to the griffin?
- Yeah. Where's that f*cking griffin?
- Where that griffin go?
- Taking 12 points of damage.
- What's Kristen at?
- Three.
- Three?
- Yeah.
- Hundred?
- 300.
She's never gonna die.
- Okay.
That's gonna be another one.
- Three, but I'm also stunned.
- Three, but don't worry, I'm stunned.
- Three, but don't worry,
I am also still stunned.
- Wow.
- You see the young maiden
looks at you again, and says,
"I understand you do not
wish to come with us.
The tide is slowly turning
in your friend's favor,
though you are much injured."
She raises, and a point of fire appears
above one of her fingers.
She says,
"Come with us, and me and my
friends shall leave this fight,
and your friends will have
only pirates to deal with.
Choose to remain and we
will have to do what we must
to secure your arrest."
- You can take me,
but I will never, ever do what you want.
Do you understand?
- "I understand.
Do you submit to come with
us and discuss the rest?"
The fire starts to grow on her fingertip.
- Yeah. I go with them.
What choice do I have?
- No! No!
- What choice do I have?
- Well what's the griffin doing?
- Gilear was almost, almost...
They're around the corner.
- I'm sold on Gilear
being the chosen one now.
- This is, this was it.
- You see that all four of the elves
and the air elemental all vanish.
- Does Tracker come back?
- I used my everything to try to save you.
- Unfortunately, the diviner
who had dismissed Tracker
is now out of combat somewhere
else and is not making,
is able to maintain concentration on-
- Tracker doesn't make any saves?
- Tracker has been making saves.
- The diviner was not with the elves?
- No, the diviner was with the elves.
- Oh, okay.
Adaine, you vanish in a flash of light
as this prepared Teleportation goes off.
All of you have a moment to
watch this, until you hear,
It's not over yet, boyos."
And Captain James is
going to leap into action.
That is going to go and
immediately be Gorgug's turn.
The elves all vanished in front of you
as soon as you're up here.
You see Riz next to Captain Whitclaw.
- This is bad.
- Do we keep trying to take that crown?
- We k*ll him.
- All right, I'm going to-
- Yeah, I mean, I guess...
- Does it make sense to try
to take the crown or should I?
- Let's k*ll him.
- Okay.
- Yeah, so we have no other objective now.
- Now we don't have to fight elves.
- It's only one person.
- Yeah.
I'm going to take a reckless
attack on Captain Whitclaw.
- Go ahead.
You're gonna need to give
me- What is your speed?
- 40.
- Okay, this is difficult
terrain and you are effectively,
you are not close enough to
get to him in one movement,
unless you give me Acrobatics.
- Wasn't I-
- Aren't barbarians
unaffected by difficult terrain?
- No, no. You went to
be near Adaine, correct?
- Yeah.
- So you were near
the elves that just vanished.
And Whitclaw teleported
to be closer to Riz.
- Aren't barbarians unaffected
by difficult terrain?
- Might be a monk.
- No, that's a ranger thing.
Remember.
- Oh, it's a ranger thing.
- Yeah.
- So what do I have to do?
- Maybe I'll put-
- You can give me an Acrobatics
check to just basically,
or Athletics, actually.
- Sounds cool.
- Athletics.
- And be with advantage.
- That would be, what do I? Oh, 19.
- 19.
You see complex rigging and netting
and so you just say, f*ck it,
and Hulk jump through the air.
Bam.
And land right next to Captain Whitclaw.
That's your movement.
You can go ahead and take your attacks.
- Okay, so these are reckless. First one.
16 plus 9, 25.
- Captain James casts Shield,
and you crash through it.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- That's the first attack.
- Boom.
- I'll just roll all my attacks and then-
- Awesome.
- Alright, so second attack.
If he's cast Shield it probably won't.
Shield's still up, right?
So that's only a 17.
- 17 misses.
- And then my frenzy.
- Yeah.
- 20. Yeah, 27.
So two attacks.
- Whoo.
- Alright, here we go.
- Love this energy.
- What do we got?
- Am I missing a dice?
- Much needed. Much needed.
- Alright. Would've loved to have crit.
Impossible for me to
crit, for some reason.
Ooh. 11 and 12 plus 12.
- 11 and 12 plus 12? 35.
- 'Cause two hits.
And so each one adds
six and I rolled an 11.
- 35 damage.
- Nice.
- Hell yeah.
- Nice.
- Yes.
- Captain James, this little
psychic shield covers him,
and you... (imitates
heavy metal guitar riff)
And you see that he drops into the rigging
and pops back up, his shirt
torn, covered in blood.
That is Gorgug's turn.
- Oh yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- At the end of your turn,
he's gonna take a swing at you.
- Do it, dude.
- He hits.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna need an
Intelligence saving throw.
- Dammit. Alright.
- You got it, man. You got it.
- This might be that.
- Three.
- Three.
You take 16 plus five slashing, halved.
That's 20. So 10.
- So I had five hit points, so I'm down.
- Oh no.
- But I have
Relentless Endurance, so I'm at one.
- Okay, he also deals a
tremendous amount more than that
of psychic damage to you, but
it's all hit in one attack,
so you just go to one.
- Okay.
- That's one.
- Failing to save, does that do anything
besides just taking a lot of damage?
- Sorry, one second.
Do that one more time.
- Did anything else
happen other than taking
a bunch of damage?
- No, it was a bunch of damage.
- Okay.
- This nasty saber cut to you.
You don't go down, you're at one.
That is Gorgug.
Sandra Lynn is gonna take a bunch of...
No, she leaps up with
Baxter, flies over to you,
and she's going to leap off and heal you
for six plus seven plus
five, is 18 hit points.
- Okay.
- And Cathilda...
leaps over to this other pirate
that's attacking the stunned Kristen,
and eviscerates him.
- Thank you.
Thank you, Cathilda.
- And she also kills the
last pirate over there,
and darts into the Row.
- Whoa.
- Cathilda's gonna be king.
- Come on, Fabian.
- All I gotta do is get out
of this stunned condition
and then I'll be sh**ting my
hand crossbow all over town.
Once.
- Okay.
Actually, yeah,
Cathilda doesn't dart into
the Row. She darts to Fabian.
- No, Cathilda, no.
- That's going to be...
Ragh is gonna run over to you.
Is gonna run over to Kristen
and try to snap you out of it.
He's gonna give the help action.
- Sick.
- For this next saving throw.
- Is that advantage?
- That's advantage.
Now, Captain James, it's his turn again.
- I think it's not your turn.
- Oh, got it, got it.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Get him.
- Get 'em hot.
- Get 'em hot.
- Shaa.
- Ooh, Captain Jim does not
recharge his Mind Blast.
- Good.
- Good.
- You love to see it.
- You love to see it.
- You love to see it.
- You know, you gotta take
your victories where you can.
- Hmm?
- You gotta take your
victories where you can.
- Yeah.
- He does hit Gorgug again.
So gimme another
Intelligence saving throw.
- Okay. 16.
- 16 passes.
- Yay.
- You do not take any
additional psychic damage.
You instead take nine plus five,
14, halved to seven slashing damage.
- Okay.
- He is also going to
attempt an attack on you
with his tentacles.
- Get the tentacles away from me.
- So creepy.
- That is a hit.
- He's a child.
- Get those damn tentacles away.
- Is it like, do I make a
Strength save or anything?
- No.
- Is he trying to beak him?
- Is he trying to eat
your brain right now?
- Is trying to beak you right now?
- Is he trying to bite your brain?
- Is he trying to beak him?
- Gimme another Intelligent saving throw.
- No!
- Come on, Gorgug.
You are the most talented
wizard in all the land.
13.
- Not gonna do it.
- No.
- Is he getting beat?
- He is stunned until the grapple ends.
You take 10 plus four, 14 psychic damage.
- Down.
- God.
- You get stunned
unconscious as his tentacles
wrap over your head.
He's just holding onto your
body as his maw begins to-
- Do my headphones block any of this?
- They are giving him some trouble
getting his beak over your skull.
That is Captain-
- Fabian!
- Oh my god. I'm just stunned.
- Riz. That's you, baby.
- Oh boy. Okay.
So I, man, I don't know how
I'm gonna save Gorgug here.
Gorgug's getting pinned
down, getting eaten.
I need to get Captain James away from him.
- Push him towards me.
- I can't, I have such bad Athletics.
Truly, I have minus two Strength.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
- Jesus.
- Alright.
I guess I'm going to...
- Bad.
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Minus three to Dex also in real life.
- How hurt does he look?
- f*cked up.
- Oh, okay.
- You walloped him
- Okay, great.
Then I will, I, if I hide first,
then can I potentially get advantage?
- Yes. Go ahead and give
me a Stealth check first.
- Come on, please.
- That's his whole mouth.
- Great. That's 27.
- Okay.
- Actually that's 30.
- Yeah.
- All right. Sneak attack.
- Please. Please.
- Come on.
That's a 28 to hit.
- 28 hits.
- Come on.
Alright. I'm using the Sword of Shadows.
Okay. We like that.
That's pretty good. That's okay.
25 damage.
- 25 damage.
He's looking hurt.
- C'mon.
- Adaine, though you are in another scene,
I am gonna need another
Constitution saving throw.
Boggy can give you advantage on this.
- Did you use that?
- Now I didn't.
So I still have the Bardic if I need it.
Yeah, I'm gonna use
that Bardic Inspiration.
- Come on. Eight, eight.
- 11 plus... 16.
- You succeed.
- Great.
And can I use one of my
fourth level spell slots
to cast Sending,
and say to Ayda Aguefort,
"Help, my friends are being k*lled
in The Row and the Ruction.
Please help them."
- As, Adaine, you are falling
through motes of light
in this Elven teleportation,
and feel the tether to
Leviathan close behind you,
you take this pirate's spell and send it
with the smell of sea wind,
your message carried away on the air.
As you appear in a place
that is filled with darkness,
you hear an immediate response saying,
"Your friends are my friends."
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- That is... At the end of Riz's turn,
the captain is going to
make an attack on Riz.
- With my man. He's just like-
- Yeah. He's got Gorgug
here with
and swings at Riz.
- Gorgug's just like
a baby in his one arm.
- I'm gonna need an
Intelligence check from you.
- Saving throw?
- Yeah, a saving throw.
Intelligence saving throw.
- Come on, please.
- 24. 24.
- You take no additional psychic damage,
but you do take 12 points
of slashing damage.
- Okay. Can I use my
reaction to halve that?
- Yes you can.
- Great.
- Is that the first time you've been hit?
- Yeah. How much is Riz at right now?
- I'm at 54.
- 54. Cool.
- Wow. This guy.
- That is Riz. Kristen,
let's... you have advantage.
Let's get that Intelligence save.
- Yo. Ally...
- Insane.
- Nine and a four.
- Oh my good God.
- Switched. We've switched.
- We've absolutely, we've
absolutely switched.
- Oh no.
- Wow.
- Another.
- How many rounds does it last?
- I gotta say.
- I will give you all of
Ally and Lou's good rolls.
- I much prefer the rogue
being stunned to the cleric.
I would give you my rolls if I could.
- Yeah.
- Fabian,
you were gonna get a help action
or you're gonna get are-roll
on this from Cathilda.
Go ahead and give us your
Intelligence saving throw.
- Believe in yourself.
- That's a 12, a 14.
- 14 does not do it.
- Dude.
- Okay, go again.
Re-roll. Re-roll.
- He needs to roll so well.
- How we're getting-
- You can't because she's gonna be...
- 12.
- This is the worst fight we've ever had.
- Yeah.
- And in one fight we died.
- Really awful.
- Oh no.
- It's so wet over here,
and it wasn't even worth it.
It wasn't even worth it.
- I don't understand the bit.
- Level one.
- Yeah.
- Captain Jim's gonna
take another swipe at you
with another legendary action, Riz.
- Yikes.
- He hits.
Go ahead and gimme another
Intelligence saving throw.
- You got it, Riz.
- Come on now. That's an 18.
- 18 succeeds.
- Great.
- You still take 13
points of slashing damage.
- Smart!
- I don't like it.
- That was the most Katie response
I've ever heard in my life.
- Fig. That is your turn.
- My turn! Okay.
- Thank you.
- I want to attack, I want
to attack James Whitclaw.
- Awesome.
- So I'm gonna go and I'm
just gonna go after him.
- Cool. Is this a ranged attack?
- No, I'd like to do like melee.
- 1, 2, 3. He's in range.
But only if you make an
Acrobatics check to get across,
or somehow use-
- I have a dash,
from my skateboard.
- Nice.
- Sick. Are you about to
do a bunch of sick tricks?
- I'm gonna say that this is
not normally a mechanic in D&D,
but you do get, hold on one second...
- A sick ollie.
- Yeah, you do get about 1300 points
from your sick shredding
as you... shred, kick, ollie kick,
hop, hop, grind.
- Hop, hop.
- And you close in on Captain Whitclaw.
- Okay. I'm gonna attack
with my fricking bass guitar.
That's gonna be a 14. Does a 14 hit?
- 14 does not hit.
- Well, f*ck my life.
Then I'm gonna bonus word healing.
Bonus action Healing Word Gorgug.
- Yeah. You love to see it.
- You love to see it.
- How much do you love to see it?
- I guess I'm gonna do a level three.
- Awesome.
- I'll tell you in a second.
- Cool.
You do Healing Word. That is Fig's turn.
Nobody is in the Row right now.
All the pirates that were
fighting you all are dead.
- 15.
- 18?
- 15.
- 15.
- Gorgug, that's gonna be you.
- Yes.
- Clutch.
- Okay.
- He has you grappled,
but you are stunned.
You did fail that save.
So you are stunned until the grapple ends.
- Even if I went down and come back up?
- Yeah. I just healed it.
- Even... Ooh, that's interesting.
- I went unconscious.
- When I was riding
a skateboard along the wall.
- Came back to.
- I did it.
- To have this be fair,
I'm gonna allow you to
re-roll the Intelligence save.
- Okay.
- Come on, Gorgug.
- Three.
- Three is not gonna do it.
So you are still stunned.
You are still grappled and stunned.
- I'm sorry.
Actually no, I think if you
were down and he munched.
- You were like automatic. Yeah.
- I think.
- Sandra Lynn is gonna rush Captain James.
She... well, she's gonna
have Baxter do it actually.
That's gonna be a ten.
- This griffin's really
kind of gettin' it.
- While we just kind of freak out.
- Intelligence saves are tough.
- Yeah.
- Nobody puts anything into Intelligence.
- Not exactly the wisest.
- You come out of your stunned effect.
Sandra Lynn shoulders her bow.
Baxter takes a swipe at Whitclaw.
He steps back, and Sandra
Lynn leaps off of a barrel,
puts her shoulder into Captain James,
and they both fall out of the
rigging into the Row together.
- Oh nice.
- Oh no.
- Into the Row?
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Oh dear.
- I don't get to make a move?
- No, you come out of
stunned as he leaves.
Ragh's gonna give another
help action to Kristen.
- Wait, an attack?
- He's moving.
Yeah, wouldn't Riz have an
attack of opportunity on him?
- No, because he's being
moved against his will.
He does not trigger any
attacks of opportunity.
- Keep trying to get any...
- Yeah.
- Any damage against these people.
I'm not here.
I'm in Fallinel.
- Ignore me.
- Ignore me.
- I'm trying to get a stone with my dad.
- God, I'm just so embarrassing.
Turning into stone with my stupid dad.
- 16.
- Man.
None of these will hit.
- Oh, no.
- Maybe you should make people
who have ACs of like 10.
'Cause I think I could hit them.
- Yeah. You could make our
people really easy to k*ll.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. He's not wearing armor,
he is just wearing clothes.
- Yeah. I was aiming for a tentacle.
- Got really drunk the night before,
so he was just not on his best.
- Exactly.
- Sandra Lynn... it's Captain James' turn,
she goes to the floor of the Row with him.
She rolls off him, and
instead of him rolling,
he leaps over and stabs
her through the chest,
and she goes full incapacitated,
and uses,
pushes off to stand up
and rips the saber out of her
chest as her eyes glaze over.
- f*ck.
- What?
- This sucks.
- That is...
He stands up, he's gonna
make an Athletics check,
and he climbs the
rigging and leaps back up
into the Ruction overhead,
holding the crown.
That is Captain James' turn.
Riz, that's you.
- Oh boy.
I will... Gorgug is up, right?
Gorgug is probably not within
five feet of him right now.
- I don't know how close I am to him.
- I'm just trying to get-
- Where did he climb up?
- I'm trying to get Sneak Attack.
- Oh, Captain James right now is-
- But if that's where, if
she knocked him off of me,
and then he came back right up,
I could see him being
within five feet, right?
Like.
- He's at the corner of
the Ruction right now.
So he's not within five feet of him.
- Okay.
I'm gonna try to... I have...
- Can you just hide?
- Actually, I can hide. Yeah.
- Yeah. I'm gonna try
that. I'm gonna hide first.
- Okay.
- Ay.
- 29. Cool.
- You are hidden.
- And then I will sh**t.
Come on.
That's a Nat 20.
You love to see it.
- You love to see it.
- Wow.
- f*ck yeah.
- Double those dice.
- Double those dice.
- Double Sneak Attack.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- Jesus Christ.
- My baby.
We were born to see it.
- Born to see it.
- Okay. There it is.
- Oh, who are you? Brennan?
- Yeah.
- How you feel about that?
How you feel about that sound?
- Delicious.
- Oh my.
- Sixes.
- This is, oh this is wonderful.
Okay, great. Okay, this is good.
This is good. We like to see this.
- I feel like I should vamp,
but I'm so enthralled by these dice.
- It's an incredible amount of dice.
- Oh, delicately lifted.
- My god.
- That's good too because
some of the dice he's using,
I've considered cursed in the past.
- 47 damage.
- Like a damn cop car.
- Call the ambulance.
- You raise your p*stol,
fire,
and hit him square in the stomach.
He stumbles back in the rigging,
falls back,
goes prone on the ground,
and you see a horrifying
blast of something in his gut
erupts some weird Mind Flayer thing,
and he shudders, and goes still.
Riz, that was your attack.
Do you do anything else with
your movement that turn?
- Yeah. I wanna run over and
try to grab the crown from him.
- You rush over to grab the crown.
He raises a g*n and shoots you
point blank as you get close.
- What?
- He goes, "Oldest trick
in the book, boyo."
- Oh. That would be a Mind Flayer, right?
- It's like, Brennan would've like...
- He didn't say he's dead.
- He didn't normally put his
like normal, cinematic like-
- Yeah. Yeah.
- And this is the death
kind of spin on it.
- Give me an Intelligence saving throw.
- Oh god.
- Take our luck, Murph. Take our luck.
- Take all of it.
- f*ck. 10.
- 2, 3...
- I'm gonna use Uncanny Dodge, obviously.
- Six, seven...
- f*ck.
- You take 10, 15,
20, 30,
39, 41,
40, 46 points of damage.
- Uncanny Dodge?
- Cool.
23 points of damage.
- Yikes.
- And at the end
of your turn, he's gonna
swing at you again.
- Goddammit.
- What?
- Oh no, sorry.
That was him swinging at
you at the end of your turn.
Kristen, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, come on.
- Come on, Kristen.
- This is the time.
- Come on.
- It's gonna happen.
- Hey, that's a 13.
- No.
- You failed that five times,
four times, how many times?
- All I wanna say, I
wanna paint the picture...
There are now nine ice cream
sandwiches melting around me.
I'm at three hit points,
and I'm murmuring,
"Tracker. Tracker."
- This is wild.
- If this is a Nat 20,
can one of those ice cream
sandwiches bring back Tracker?
- Yeah. Hit a Nat 20.
- So close. So close.
- It's truly one polyhedral side away.
- Man.
- Hold on one second.
- Boy.
- You guys see something-
- Riz, don't go down,
'cause I gotta save my mom.
Okay. Try not go down.
- Okay. I'm trying. I'm
trying, truly trying so hard.
- Try harder.
I know it's not your turn.
- Yeah, I think it's a good
idea if you try to not go down.
- Come on, The Ball.
- You guys see... Okay.
- This fight is great.
- This is so brutal.
- This is sloppy.
- This is sloppy.
At the end of Kristen's turn.
- "Where have you been, you little b*tch?"
- At the end of Kristen's turn,
James has taken another swing.
- Goddammit.
- I just yelled...
- That's a hit.
Gimme another Intelligence
saving throw, Riz.
- God.
- Come on.
- Hey.
- 22.
- He deals you 14, 19
points of slashing damage.
- Down.
- No!
- Takes out his saber, and Riz falls.
Gimme a Dexterity saving throw.
- 12.
- Riz falls through the
netting into the Row
next to the incapacitated,
or the dying Sandra Lynn below.
That's going to be... Fabian, that's you.
- Come on, Fabian.
- There's no part
of this weekend where we publicly saw you
have to give out a lot of XP
bleeding over into this campaign.
- Come on.
- There's no bad blood there.
- There's no bad blood here.
- There was like a, I
feel like a grand video
where a guy put armpit on your face.
- Fabian. Do it.
- It does seem unfair to take revenge on-
- I wasn't there. Never been to Big Bear.
- This is the one.
- This is it.
- This is the one.
- Nope.
- Almost looked like a Nat one.
- Get that water out of here.
- Stop rolling in the water.
- Maybe if you drink the water.
- What's happening?
- Is it eight and 11?
- There's no reason to have
not rolled over the DC by now.
I just want everyone to know.
- There's certainly no reason.
- This is a statistic, I want
everyone at home to know.
This is a wild statistical anomaly.
- The water doesn't help.
Hey, the water doesn't help.
- Just double down every time.
You'll make your money back.
- Okay.
And at the end of Fabian's turn,
James, it's one... two...
James is going to take an attack
on Gorgug with his p*stol.
- Has he been able to attack
after all of our turns
the whole time?
- He's got legendary actions.
- He gets a few every round.
- He's probably got all
those resistances. Right?
That's why I haven't cast a spell on him.
- He doesn't used those.
- Yeah, he hasn't used any of them.
- Yeah, we haven't done
anything he had to do a save on.
- We haven't done anything, just physical.
- Yeah, we've only done physical.
- Because I can't even
cast spells on him...
- He should be pretty hurt at this point.
- You take 18 points of
piercing damage, halved to nine.
- Okay, so I'm at six.
- Okay.
- I think...
- That's gonna be Fig.
- Okay.
- You can... don't feel
pressure to bring me up yet.
- I'm not bringing you up.
- I know, but your
character would probably
bring your mom up.
It's okay. I'm not.
- Did the griffin go?
- You also would, by the way,
would know that your mom has
cure spells and sh*t like that.
- Yes, you're right.
I just feel so bad not
bringing up my husband.
- Appreciate it. I'll give
you, I'll give you a pass.
Your character would help your
mom before she would help...
- Well, so James Whitclaw's
on the floor. Right?
- No, James Whitclaw's back up
in the Ruction with you guys,
fighting.
- Okay, well I'm gonna attack him
'cause I only have a bonus
action healing anyways,
so I'm gonna try to attack him.
I was hoping to jump down on him, but...
- Cool.
- f*ck you.
Why didn't you... okay, well
maybe it's still done though.
20, wait, it was 14 plus eight. 22?
- 22. To hit?
- Yeah.
- It's been his last turn.
Lemme see, he might be outta
spell slots by now, actually.
- Noice.
- Homeboy's outta spell slots. That hits.
- All right. That's a Booming Blade.
So he takes, if he moves willingly before,
later, he'll take two D8 thunder damage,
but I'm also adding my
Psychic Blades, so he takes...
Oh, and I actually
Hexblade cursed him, so my-
- I forgot your Hexblade.
- Yeah.
- That's awesome.
- Remember that time?
- We're all standing there ready to fight.
- When we had so many plans
for how our turn would go.
- Five, 28. I hit him for 28.
- That's great.
- For 28 points of damage, huh?
- Yes.
And then he's also got, if he,
if he moves willingly before
the start of his next turn,
of my next turn, he'll take
two D8 thunder damage more.
- Yay.
- Okay, hold on one second.
He is truly hanging on by a thread.
You,
and then you bring Sandra Lynn back up.
- And then I Healing Word Sandra Lynn.
I'm gonna do another third level.
So I'll get her for...
Seven.
Another 15.
- Another 15.
- Nice.
- Okay.
- Good turn.
- Yeah.
- Sandra Lynn pops back up.
That is going to-
- I'm also gonna,
you know what, I'm also
gonna bonus action.
Oh wait, no, nevermind, I can't.
- Okay. How much do you do for your mom?
Sorry?
- 15.
- 15.
- Mom, get Riz.
He's my husband in real life.
- Real life?
- What?
- Wait, what do you mean, real life?
- Your mom immediately
takes 20 halved to 10
from her successful save of
just pirates clocking her
in the head down here.
- Jesus.
- Oh my.
- Riz, you get two death save failures
from these dudes just
stomping on your head
as you are in the middle
of this fist fight.
- Just unconscious, "Fabian, save me."
- The Ball, I'm just stunned.
- Oh, I keep like trying to think like,
"I'm gonna give Fabian this
speech," and I'm just like,
he just literally, he can't
help me if he wants to.
- Okay. Gorgug.
You, after you,
the hirelings will go,
but after that it will
be Captain James again.
You can tell that this
is truly the last moment
where something can possibly happen
to turn the tide of this.
Fig has just shredded
through Captain James.
- I'm going to fully rush him and attack.
Oh, reckless attack.
So first, does a 17 hit?
- 17 does not hit.
That's your first attack.
- Second attack.
20 hit?
- 20 hits.
- Okay.
- Roll that third attack.
- 16 plus nine.
- Yeah. Hell yeah.
- We're not gonna do it.
- I can't f*cking crit. Sorry.
- I'm gonna let you know
something right now.
Hold on one second. Let me just...
- I'm not okay.
- Okay, I'm gonna let you
know this right now...
Captain James only has 20 hit points left.
We're gonna roll this in the Box of Doom.
- Okay.
- How much do you have to roll on the dice
to deal 20 points of damage?
- I need to roll eight.
- Okay. That's very doable with two D12.
- Because I automatically hit him for 12.
- Automatically hit him for 12.
You're just trying to do that
last eight points of damage.
- Ready?
- Oh, 10 points.
- 10 points of damage.
- I saw the one also.
- I thought it was a one and a six.
- Jesus.
You rush forward.
It is Fig and the Cig Figs time, baby.
- Woo.
- Captain James Whitclaw is k*lled.
- Hell yeah.
- Hey, I'm actually Fabian.
- In the battle frenzy. I'm like, "Yeah."
I hit him with my guitar.
- I'm gonna say each of you
guys give me Dexterity saves.
- Okay.
- No, I'll do that with advantage.
- I hate these guys.
- Good god. I only got
a nine with advantage.
- Nine.
- 23.
- You snatched the
crown of the pirate king
outta the air.
- And I skateboard away.
- You skateboard off.
You see Captain James
falls through the rigging.
As he does so...
- Good time.
- Sandra Lynn rushes over, grabs you,
casts another Cure Wounds.
- Oh, can I capture, I also captured...
- 11. You did 16 points.
Your failed death hits go away.
- I captured his soul when he died.
- Oh great. You scoop up his soul.
- Wow, all these souls.
- Like I'm assuming that
they all like reset.
So probably I lost all
the other ones I stole.
- It bumps the last one.
- Oh, and since he died
and I Hexblade cursed him,
I actually get hit points.
- Oh great.
- So I get...
- Are these guys still stunned?
- I'm gonna say for our purposes,
you guys come out of
your stunned condition.
What you guys see is
The Row in the Ruction,
Captain James' crew all
just watches as he dies,
and quickly the mood resets as the other
non-Crimson Claw pirates begin
to just beat the sh*t out of,
climb up into the
rigging, k*ll James' crew.
Everyone here hates Captain Whitclaw,
so they just quickly like k*ll his crew,
and the other pirates cheer you guys.
If you go into the Row,
they'll hit you in the
face good-naturedly,
but otherwise are-
- Can I like grit- like
lasso Riz and bring him up?
'Cause he was down in the Row.
- Sandra Lynn barrels him
out of there very quickly.
- Okay.
- Thanks so much.
- And we exit combat.
- Wow.
- I think I hide the crown under my shirt
until we're all privately together.
- You hide the... Gotcha.
- I did have the sh*t kicked
out of me while unconscious.
- So you see very quickly-
- And my girlfriend's gone.
- Yeah, is Tracker?
- She'll be back in here in a minute.
- Yeah, where's Tracker?
- Can I cast Banishment on myself?
- So here's the thing.
- Can I come with you?
- Oh wait, yeah.
- I need to look this up real quick
because this is potentially...
- Oh, for a full minute.
- Quite bad.
- She might be gone for a-
- It might be-
- No, no, sorry.
This is okay. A few moments
later, Tracker reappears.
Tracker quickly heals everybody,
but Ragh shakes you
awake, Kristen, he goes,
"Kristen, Kristen. Wake up. Wake up.
We did it. It's good.
It's all done. It's good.
It's good."
- Sure. It's all ice cream.
- He, he says, "Adaine's
f*cking gone. Adaine's gone.
She saved us.
They were going to f*cking blast us
while we were all unconscious,
and she agreed to go and they took her."
You guys see that... Fabian,
you come out of it.
Cathilda is there looking at you.
She looks up. You see
that she is just smiling.
She's got a little bit of blood on her.
She looks out, smiles,
and says, "It's alright.
It's alright, Master Fabian."
- I can't do anything. I can't do it.
- "I couldn't do anything either."
- You did so, so-
- "No, it's alright.
Look, sometimes you think
that a fight is going to be
your moment to, you know,
climatically, go up"-
- Avenge your father's wishes.
- "Avenge your father's wishes."
- Make sure that traditions
that he set forth for a city
remain in place,
and instead you get
stunned almost immediately
and you don't move, and you
have to watch your friends
die and live again and die and
be transported other places.
Is that what you were going to say?
- "Why don't we go get some kippers."
- I don't want kippers.
- You see, she looks out at
the sort of assembled people here.
Fig, Cathilda walks over to you, and says,
"Hello there, Mistress Fig.
Well, you've taken it off him,
so it's yours to do with as
you will, but if you'd like,
I'd be happy to take that
crown off your hands."
- Hmm.
- You've never trusted Cathilda.
- Hmm.
I was thinking of using
it as a bargaining chip
to get someone to teleport us to Fallinel.
- You guys hear a noise suddenly of...
And there's a blast of flame.
Ayda Aguefort stands here, looking around.
You see that she approaches
all of you, and as she does,
she goes and says, "That
will not be necessary.
A bargaining chip will not
be needed to teleport you.
I can avail my services to you
as of this present moment."
- Great, because I swear... I just did.
I'm exhausted. I needed
to get out of the here.
Too much fighting.
- "Hmm, you do seem quite badly injured,
but there's a tone to your
voice I can't quite detect."
- Yeah, no.
Did anyone watch me
specifically that whole time
or were you all kind of in your own mix?
- We all had our low moments.
I got shot right in the face.
- Yeah.
- And I thought I won.
- All I know is that I
found you at the end.
There was so many melted ice creams.
- There was a beak on my
head for a little bit.
- I... yeah. What?
Yeah, so I had a snack.
Is Tracker back?
- Tracker reappears.
She's like,
gives you a big hug.
- Are you okay?
- "I'm okay. I was in
some crazy maze world."
- What?
- "Like a maze."
- World? Oh god.
- "It sucked."
- We missed you. You missed my...
Okay. I didn't fight at all.
I got stunned and I
couldn't get out of it.
- "It's okay, I was stuck in the maze."
- I was stunned for maybe
what feels like nine rounds.
- She's... "Yeah.
I mean, honestly it feels like,
yeah, it was a long time."
- We'll get 'em next time.
- You see that Ragh, you know,
like, puts his hands on your
back along with Tracker.
Cathilda pats you.
She stays in her whole
badass, pirate get-up,
and mostly did not enter the
fight, but stayed with you.
She says, "It's alright, Master Fabian.
I didn't want to fight that man."
- You got dressed to fight.
You got dressed to fight.
You took off your maid outfit
and you got dressed to fight,
and then you just hung out with me.
- "Master Fabian-"
- Riz died.
He probably wouldn't died.
He like kind of died.
- I almost died.
- "No, he got shot."
- Almost died. Almost died.
- "It was a fun pirate trick where-"
- Two death fails, Cathilda. Two.
I almost died.
- He got punched
a lot in the Row.
- "Oh, and is almost died
the same as having died?"
- No. No it's not.
- No.
- Hey, Fabian. It's, you know, we...
I think we all saw this going
a little bit more epically,
but Adaine is gone.
She sacrificed herself to save us,
and this just kind of
shows that it's, you know,
it's not the end.
We got to, we gotta keep going.
So we didn't, we didn't bring
our A game this time, but...
- Hey, Fabian.
- It still keeps going.
You'll be a hero next time.
- Yeah. The Ball, next time.
Next time.
- Hoo- Hoot, growl?
Is that what we say when we get pumped?
- That's what we say, hoot, growl.
- Hoot, growl. Hoot, growl.
- You see that Jamina Joy walks up.
Coming inside you see she goes,
"I see it has been decided.
There is no pirate king in Leviathan."
- Yeah.
I'm going to bring this
crown away from here
and there never will be.
- You see Cathilda looks
at you, smiles, and goes,
"I love that idea."
- Do you? Can I do an Insight check?
- Big, big, please. Please.
- 11.
- She looks and says,
"I don't know what sort
of beef you think we have,
but-"
- I don't have beef.
I've just got my eye on
all exits and entrances,
if you know what I'm talking about.
- "Do you?"
- Like a German shepherd?
- Hmm.
- Just saying,
you make a lot of cookies.
- "I do make a lot of cookies."
- Yeah.
- "Is there something wrong with that?"
- No. It's actually really awesome.
It's too good to be true.
- "Hmm?
I assure you, it's just
good, and it's true."
- Okay.
- "Do I make myself clear?"
- Yeah.
Hey, I actually don't-
I just, if you're like secretly...
Look, the Nightmare King could be anyone
except for my six friends.
- "Let's... cut. Alright."
- I want to grab the, his sword,
the Captain Whitclaw's sword.
- Hell yeah. Cool.
You grab it.
- Put it in front of Fabian
and stab it into the planks.
- You see Cathilda looks and goes,
"Oh.
Well, if you would like to
have Captain Whitclaw's sword,
and we all, you know, had an
equal part in helping get it."
- I don't deserve- Gorgug, you k*lled him.
This is yours. You should...
- Well do you want it? You use a sword?
- Yeah, I'll use a sword.
- You see Jamina Joy-
Cool. You can grab it.
- Wow.
- As soon as you grab it,
it feels like touching a live wire.
It's like that, you know,
being electrocuted
doesn't... it doesn't hurt.
It's just like a too intense feeling,
and it's just pure hatred
manifesting in the sword.
- Unless you don't want
it. I mean, I'm just...
Look. Weird day, right?
Weird day?
- Weird day.
- Can I talk to Fabian?
- Jamina Joy also says,
"Very good.
You have saved Leviathan
from what would've been a darker fate.
Also, there is an unconscious Elven man
in a badly crashed van."
- Oh no.
- For a second I was...
For a second I was so hopeful
it was the the divination
elf, but no, it was my dad.
- Hey, we really need to get to a Adaine.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- I just don't know.
I just don't know what's going on, guys.
- Ayda-
- We need to go get-
- Will you send us to Fallinel?
We need to save Adaine.
- "It can be arranged.
Adaine is my friend. We
established it earlier.
We had a pure verbal confirmation
that we are friends."
- It was very formal, very binding.
- "What exactly made it formal?"
- The fact that you guys both
said that you were friends
is usually more than
what most people would do
in a friendship situation.
- "What would be standard? Explain."
- Sort of an unspoken thing, usually.
- Just organically.
- "That sounds deeply
confusing and inefficient."
- It honestly is.
- It is, very much.
- "I'm glad we're on the same page."
- It's super confusing.
Your way is way better.
- "It makes more sense
to just establish it
and that way no one gets confused."
- Yeah, that's a Riz answer.
- Yeah. Really.
I think I have a lot of friends sometimes,
but then everyone's mean to me.
At school.
- We are going to cut from here.
You are in a...
Go ahead and give me another
Constitution saving throw.
Boggy can give you help
on this one as well.
- Yeah. 16.
- You resist the final round of the spell.
It does not affect you.
You stand here surrounded by
these wizards and your father.
You see that the sort of conjurer one
who's this little bit beefier,
even has some light mage armor,
dismisses the air elemental
and just walks away,
the sort of goth-looking
one sort of all in raven,
smiles at you, nods, and walks away.
You're in a beautiful courtyard,
smooth rounded marble flagstones
are set into the garden.
It looks like a very zen,
meditative type of place.
Your father remains, and
the white-gowned elf.
She looks at you and says,
"Hello, I'm Kir. It's
a pleasure to meet you.
You did a very noble thing.
You saved your friend's lives."
- Don't give me that.
You forced me to.
I had no choice.
- "You did have a choice.
You chose what I think to be
the more noble of the two."
- I'm not having this conversation.
I Misty Step out of the room.
- The garden is quite large,
and your father dispels the Misty Step.
- Great. I cast Greater
Invisibility on myself.
- You see that Kir is under the effect
of a Truesight spell.
- This place is hell.
- And on a natural 18 dispels
your Greater Invisibility.
- Goddammit.
- You see that she looks at you and says-
- I'm not done.
- She says, "I assure you, Adaine,
we can have this dual if you wish,
but there are more of us,
and we will tire long after you have.
If you wish to have an
adversarial relationship,
I can oblige.
You made a prediction at
the beginning of the fight.
Do you remember what it was?"
- I'm just not gonna speak to them.
- She smiles and says,
"I mentioned to our superiors
that we were collecting the
Elven oracle to bring her home.
And you made a prediction.
You said, 'I don't think so.'
Must not be a very good oracle."
- I cast Misty Step again.
- You get hit with a counterspell.
You see that a number
of like Elven advisors
step out from around you.
Your father looks at you and says,
"Adaine, this is unbecoming.
You are behaving rashly and irrationally.
Would you like to know how
your friends are doing?"
You see Kir holds a hand up to her head.
- No.
- She goes,
"Your friends yet live on the
pirate island of Leviathan.
You've done the right
thing by saving them.
Come. There's a reason
we have called you here.
We need not be enemies."
You see, she looks up
at your father and says,
"Hmm, perhaps Mr. Abernant,
it would be better for you to explain."
And you see that she walks
away. Your father turns to you.
- You abandoned me.
Why would I listen to
anything that you have to say?
You treated me like garbage
my entire childhood,
and then you left me behind like trash.
You're not my father.
You've never been my father,
and I will not listen to
anything that you say.
- "Adaine, I can't control your destiny,
nor what choices you make.
You've always been obstinate
and fixed in your ways."
- He uses telepathy and
speaks into your mind.
- Oh, dammit.
- And goes...
And he just says,
"Fallinel will find a way
to have a relationship
with the Elven oracle.
Do you understand the
implications of what I'm saying?"
- I've already told you
I'm not the Elven oracle.
- "You can believe as you wish.
However,
if you are not the Elven
oracle who will cooperate,
the state of Fallinel is of the belief
that it will find an
Elven oracle who will,
and there is only one way to
create a new Elven oracle."
- Yes. You have to k*ll me.
Very fatherly.
- "I don't wish for any of this."
- Yes you do.
I've always been an inconvenience for you,
and let me tell you,
I will continue to be
an inconvenience to you
until the moment that I am
dead, and I will haunt you.
I will come back as a ghost.
I know it can happen
because my friend is one,
and I will follow you around.
- "Oh my..."
- Because my unfinished business
is to annoy you forever.
Forever. And it will never end.
That unfinished business
will remain unfinished
because there is no level
of an annoyance to you
that will be satisfying
to the ghost of me.
- "This is extremely expected.
Very well, Adaine.
Feel free to continue
throwing this tantrum.
If you would like food or to know
where you will be accommodated,
you need only ask."
And he turns and begins to
walk out of the courtyard.
- Is anybody looking at me right now?
There's like a lot of people.
- There are like high
walls around the courtyard,
and there's a high tower as well.
You see the sort of conjurer elf,
who's a little bit like
lightly armored, walks over.
He's got like thick but
like long braided red hair.
He walks over to you and says,
"Miss Abernant, it is-"
- I lie down on the floor.
- "Okay..."
- Face down.
- "I was going to offer
to get you some food
or something to drink."
- Just planking.
- You see, he looks and says,
"Alright, very well.
It seems we'll have to
do this the hard way."
Manacles spring from his hand.
He begins to lead you away
from here up into the tower.
Go ahead and gimme a Perception
check if you'd be so kind.
- Can Boggy give me the help action?
- Yes. Boggy can give you the help action.
- Great.
That is a 23.
- You look into a room for a moment.
- Mm-hmm.
- And you see that there is a large,
beautiful Elven chamber,
silver and marble sort of ambient light
glowing from the white stone.
You see that there is a
about 15 foot diameter,
almost like glass orb, floating.
Within that orb, which
is slightly turning,
you see your sister.
She is not floating within it.
Instead, you see that she is
crawling on her hands and knees
as the orb slowly turns.
She makes... Let me actually
see if she notices you.
She doesn't.
With the 23, you immediately see that...
elves don't need to sleep,
so it wouldn't be called
sleep deprivation,
but there are thick bags under her eyes,
and it looks like in the many months,
almost a year since you last saw her,
she has not been allowed to trance,
and is crawling in this ever-turning orb.
- Here we are again, here we are again.
- You are brought into a room.
Shortly thereafter, as you were sat down,
Kir comes back in, and
Angwyn sits down next to her.
- I'm fully under the blankets.
There's truly nothing else I can do.
- You go under the blankets.
Go ahead and make a Wisdom save for me.
- 11.
Is this a charm?
- No, this is the Detect Thoughts spell.
Anything you can do?
- I mean, I can Ray of Frost them.
- Yeah, I mean like you, you are-
- I guess. Yeah.
No, there's nothing I can do.
Can Boggy give me advantage?
I mean, it's a psychic thing.
I feel like that doesn't
make any logistical sense
for a frog to help me stop that.
- Yeah. I don't think so.
You see that Kir just very politely says,
"When is the last time
you saw your mother?"
And though you do not respond verbally,
your thoughts bubble.
The questions prompt your thoughts
even in the moment before
you can shut them down again,
and a series of questions is posed to you
that are gleaned by the Elven maiden
who sits at the foot of your bed.
Go ahead and gimme
another Perception check.
- Great.
With Boggy's help?
- Sure.
- 22.
- You look out and notice your position
and see the stars outside of your window,
and can kind of tell where you
are on the coast of Fallinel.
- Okay.
- As you do so, the final
question is posed to you.
"And do you intend to cooperate,
or will you be as problematic
as we anticipate you might?"
And I just need Adaine's
honest first response to that,
emotionally.
- What possible advantage
to me or my friends
could helping you give me?
- You see, she says, "Very well.
Move the prisoner to
one of the orb rooms."
And she-
- I used all of my spells.
- Do you have any Sending left?
- No.
- She stands and moves
away with you for...
We're gonna go back to Leviathan.
You guys-
- Can't wait to save Adaine.
- We're gonna do it together.
- Wonderful.
So you see that Ayda
looks at all of you here.
Do you guys stay here at
The Row and the Ruction,
or do you go elsewhere?
- I wanna get this crown
away from this place.
- Yeah, we're just taking
the crown with us, I think.
- Yeah.
- I think we find Gilear
and then we try to leave right away.
- Yeah. I think I'm gonna,
we need to get to Fallinel.
- So the crown of the Nightmare
King has passed through here
and now we have another crown.
I don't know if this is another, like,
"Hey, that's a forest situation,"
but can we check this crown and see
if there's anything interesting about it?
- Yeah.
- Sure. Go for it.
Give me whatever check you wanna get.
- Have a quick identify or anything...
- I'll do Investigate.
Can somebody help me?
- Yeah. I'll help you.
- Yeah, I guess I'll give you a help.
- Hey.
- Sweet. That is 27.
- Cool.
This is a separate crown from
the crown of the Nightmare King.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- But I think it, you know,
we might as well get some
destruction of crowns
under our belt up for minor ones
before we have to destroy
the regular Nightmare crown.
- Great call.
- You should save it. Maybe it's cool.
I'm gonna save it until we, you know,
find a big volcano or something.
- Solid. Solid.
- Fabian, what would Bill do?
- Very red.
- What?
- Put it on a head?
- Yeah, I mean, we already,
yeah, he would put it on-
- Cathilda looks-
- Well there's James' body.
- But isn't what your dad wanted
was for there to be no king?
- Yes.
- But also,
what do you want to do, Fabian?
- Yeah.
- I'd like to do... what, I don't know.
Cathilda, what do you think is best?
"Master Fabian, I'm sure I don't know.
I think that Captain James is dead.
If you wish to return the
crown to the pirate king's head
in Gibberty Square,
I'm sure that your father's
legacy and memory would...
there's not many as brash
as Captain James was."
- Yeah.
I'll also do that if you
wanna take the crown for that.
- Yeah.
Let's put it back on the
head where Papa left it.
- You do the honors, huh?
You put this star on the Christmas tree.
- Okay.
I'd like to walk up to the
head in Gibberty Square.
- You walk to the head,
and you guys head over to Gibberty Square.
You're there with your hirelings,
the van is a little bit banged up.
Gilear...
- Gilear. What?
- "I, I ran out to the, to get in the van
to go and get Garthy
O'Brien, but when I...
What happened was I wanted
to back out, but I looked,
so I looked around, but I
hadn't shifted into reverse."
- You did this trying to do a K turn?
- "Well, I just kind of, I
thought that I was in reverse."
See the van goes, "Man, I told you
you didn't put me in reverse.
I don't want to add-"
- So you basically add like a backup cam
and you still messed up the K turn?
- You see, he says,
"It's, normally I drive
an automatic and this-"
- It's automatic.
- "The van is also automatic,
but it's slightly...
my, my, my one, you know the shift's-"
- It's one of these?
- "Yeah, this one's one of these,
and mine was, mine in my other-"
- Okay. No worries.
No worries.
- "I'm so sorry."
- It's okay. It's fine.
- You have a part yet to play.
- It's totally fine.
- "Maybe a-"
- We don't have to.
- Yeah, we don't have to do this, Gilear.
It's fine. It's honestly fine.
- It's a weird day.
- "But I went unconscious."
You see that Ayda looks at him and says,
"You're not visibly injured
anywhere that I can see."
And you see he says, "No.
I did, I did remember
to buckle my seatbelt,
but the airbag went off and
I breathed it, some of it in,
and then couldn't get it out,
so I just suffocated a bit."
- What?
- I appreciate you giving it a shot.
- "Okay.
I did try, I actually did try my best."
- Yeah. Okay.
- "Well..."
- Okay.
- Hey, you know what though?
If you try your best every time,
your best is gonna keep getting better.
- "That has not been my experience."
- It should be.
- Yeah. I was hoping.
- "My best tends to decrease in value
with each passing day
of my immortal life."
- I give him my last Bardic Inspiration.
- "Thank you, daughter.
Very well, I shall go
into the back of the van.
If anyone needs me, I'll be surprised."
- Alright.
- Well.
- Tracker looks around and says,
"Well, it's good.
You know, it's good that, I mean, Adaine,
it sucks about Adaine, but no one died,
and we did save Leviathan,
so that's good."
- Maybe we don't know what's
happening with Adaine.
We don't know what they
want to do with her.
- "Well, they wanted her alive.
They did a lot of work to get her alive."
- Yeah, but who knows what
they're gonna make her do now.
- Yeah. Exactly.
- They might hook her up to some-
- If they trap her in a crystal,
then that would be the
second person in my life
trapped in a fricking stone.
- Ayda, you're able to get
us to Fallinel, you think?
- "Yes."
- Great.
- "I believe so."
- That's awesome.
- All right. I think-
- How do you guys, I'm ready to go now.
- Let's get this head up
on the wall and then rest.
- Should we go in the morning?
Should we just sleep?
- We need to now.
- I wanna go now so I can
wander around messaging
and see if I can make contact with Adaine.
- Yeah.
- Just like, good.
- Yeah. Sacrificed herself.
- I mean, I'm
pretty much took a rest.
- That's good.
- Next to some ice cream the whole time.
- Can I-
- I can do
a bunch of healing.
- Can I take Fabian aside?
- Sure.
I'm gonna say that you guys
actually go back to your rooms
at The Gold Gardens.
Garthy O'Brien, Ayda
Aguefort and Jamina Joy
all meet up there to like, discuss,
because you know, with the Ramble burnt,
the city's in a bit of chaos,
but they're also going to load
you guys up with provisions
and stuff in the van.
- Cool.
- To go to Fallinel.
As you guys all meet up there.
Yeah, you go ahead and take Fabian aside.
- Okay.
Hey, Fabian.
- Yeah. Yes, Gorgug?
- I know it would've been really cool
if you like crossbowed him in the face
and then cut his head off or something.
- Yeah.
- But that didn't happen.
And you know,
sometimes things aren't as
clean as you want 'em to be,
but when that happens,
your friends were there to back you up
and we f*cking, we f*cking, we got him.
- I mean, you guys
wrecked house. For sure.
- But now... Adaine needs our help.
- Yeah.
- And we need
to be there for her.
- Yeah.
- So I'm just gonna need
you to buck up, dude.
It's not about you anymore.
Not trying to be too harsh,
but we have to do this.
- Yeah. Okay.
- I'm gonna take his sword
from his thing and stab it,
right in front of him.
- You gotta stop doing that.
- Is that dulling your blade?
- No.
One, yes.
Two, it's... I mean, I don't
know what the message is
other than that my sword's in front of me.
I, yeah, I'll buck up. Just stop.
- Okay.
Okay.
- You see Tracker looks at you
as people started getting
things ready, she says,
"I'm so sorry I vanished like that."
- Don't worry about it.
- "Were you hurt? You almost got k*lled."
- I did almost get k*lled.
I need a bunch of heals.
We can do that on the way.
- She's like, "I'll take care of it."
She actually says, "Do
you want me to go... like,
we got a minute while
they're getting provisions.
Do you want me to go heal you upstairs?"
- Absolutely, yeah. We should do that.
- Adaine is gone.
How can you think about this?
- We're pounding.
- People grieve in different ways.
- Anger that they're having
so much fun in this time,
but then also like curiosity.
Like, what was that?
Whoa.
- Someone dropped a bowling ball.
- Cool.
You guys come back downstairs.
- Can I pull Fabian
aside really quick too?
- Sure. Yeah.
- Be like, you know,
Fabian, I'm sure, you know,
there's a lot going on, but...
- Yeah. Lots of one-on-ones going on.
- Yeah, man, I know.
I went through-
- I'm waiting in line.
- Yeah, I'm back there.
Do you wanna double up or?
- Yeah, one a minute.
- I went through a huge, you know,
nothing is true that I
thought was true moment
and it sucked, and
I just felt a little
bit weak and confused.
- A hundred percent.
- Every single day,
until I didn't, and
there's no way to rush it.
So I just wanna let you
know you can keep doing
exactly what you need,
and I got your back.
You know, we're a big party.
- Okay.
- And I'm sorry that I
said you were gonna be
the new Gilear.
I would never say something that mean.
- It was pretty harsh.
- It was so harsh, and I've
been thinking about it nonstop
and I just want to tell
you, I take it back.
- I mean, I won't lie.
There was a moment in which
I truly was the new Gilear.
- No, you don't say that about yourself.
Okay? You are nothing like Gilear.
- Okay, can Gilear hear
this? Can I give him-
- You see Gilear is
standing just five feet away
eating yogurt.
- Can I Bestow Curse and deafen him
so he doesn't have to hear this?
- Hold on one second.
- Of course.
- You cast it in the
sanctum of The Gold Gardens
and you see that something like,
does a little gentle like
bubble of silence around him,
and he goes, "That's better."
- He deserves it.
- Could he have used
his Bardic to try to resist?
- Kristen, after you have your
meaningful heart to heart,
you see Gilear comes over to you, Fabian.
"Hello, Fabian."
- Hi.
- "I wanted to pull you aside."
- It feels right. It's
seems to be of the moment.
- "Look, I know what you're going through,
and on my way to the van,
I was accosted by a man who said
that he was going to k*ll me
unless I gave him 250 gold pieces.
Can I borrow 250 gold pieces?"
- I'm sorry. No.
Are you, are you, is this a metaphor,
or is this in some way greater like,
representative of my situation?
I'm actually the man? Do you need 200?
Do I need to buck up and be
250 gold pieces worth of-
- "You need to shut the f*ck up,
because I'm a dead man unless
I get 250 gold pieces."
- Whoa, Gilear, where's
this energy coming from?
- "Look, you are down here with me now.
Alright?
You are rich. I'm not.
Help me.
Please help me."
- Alright? Just don't
tell anybody, all right?
I don't want.
- "I will. Why would... I might.
I might tell people."
- Here's 250.
I give Gilear 250 gold pieces.
- "Thank god. Oh god."
- I see this from afar
and I nod, thinking,
"Gilear, he's everyone's father,
right when they need him."
- He goes, "Alright, what's up with you?
Is something happening?"
- I'm actually... Can we
can, can we table this?
- "Yes, certainly.
I'm going to go take care of this."
And you say he walks off.
You guys are gathered around,
Jamina looks over and says,
"On behalf of Leviathan,
I extend thanks to you,
the prow of the Crimson Claw will make
good repairs in this city.
You are welcome here,
whensoever you wish to return."
- Can we get a coin or something
so that next time we show up here,
they don't impound our car?
- "It'll be me. I don't,
I won't impound it."
- Okay.
- You see, she walks away,
Garthy looks at you and they say,
"Alright, loveys.
Well we've loaded as many
provisions as we can, yeah.
So, I am sorry that your
friend did something so noble
that has now put her in harm's way.
Listen, where is it you are trying to go?
'Cause Fallinel is a
country, yeah? It's enormous.
So where are you trying to go within it?"
- Is there a prison in Fallinel?
We were originally gonna
try to break her sister
out of the prison.
- I have the dossier from
where Aelwyn is meant to be.
- Yeah, let's go there.
- We'll camp outside.
We don't need to go
directly inside the prison.
- You see that he says...
All right, you remember
the name of the tower
is Calethriel Tower?
- Yeah, that's a word in here. Yeah.
Calethriel Tower.
- Garthy goes, and you see that they
get a bunch of provisions together.
Ayda looks on her maps.
"Calethriel Tower. I can
move us away from there."
- Can you teleport us to the roof?
- You see that she looks over at Garthy.
Garthy looks and says, "Lovey. I'm sorry.
That's a maximum security Elven tower.
There's certainly gonna have
anticipate teleportation.
If you were to do there,
what they would do is,
what they would probably do
is delay you by 30 seconds,
cast a bunch of concentration spells,
and you'd be welcomed
to a crowd of elementals
if you arrived."
You see, Garthy looks and they say,
"There are some nearby
provinces around here.
There's something from the Court of Stars,
some wild gaming land,
and the lands of the Lomenelda."
As they say Lomenelda,
that is your mother's family.
- Oh.
Hey, so the Lomenelda,
that's actually my mama's
birth parents, her family.
So I guess-
- We're getting tour of Fabian's heritage.
- I guess theoretically,
I have friends there,
and that they are my family.
- Cool.
- So we can, I just go there
and use it as a base of
operations, or something?
- Yeah. That sounds great.
- "Very well.
Will I be welcome there, or
will people be rude and scared?"
- If they're rude, we set 'em straight.
- They're gonna be rude and scared.
- They're gonna rude
to all of us, I think.
- "Why?"
- Well, because we're adventurers.
- "Ah."
- And we have a big van, and
nobody knows what a van is.
- Can we bring the van?
- We're also pretty rude ourselves.
- We gotta.
- You see that she begins to
create this fiery orange rune
of like teleportation
circles to move you guys.
As she does so, you see Garthy
looks out at the rest of you
and says, "Loveys, I'm so sorry
that your time in Leviathan
has to be cut short, but I
hope that you find your friend,
get her back right quick.
Come back anytime, yeah?
You're always welcome."
You guys- The ruins
begin to glow around you.
- Can I watch how Sandra Lynn
and how Sandra Lynn says bye to them?
- Yes. Go ahead.
You see that Sandra Lynn-
- I close my eyes.
- You see Garthy looks at Sandra Lynn,
kind of gives a,
they give like a weird
half knowing nod of like...
it's not, it's like, Garthy's
not a very judgmental person,
but it's kind of like, "Lovey,
you are a f*cking mess."
And I'm gonna make some Insight checks.
Gilear looks at the look
between Sandra Lynn and Garthy,
kind of furrows his eyebrows.
Tracker looks and notices something.
She turns to you and
says, "What's that about?"
- Oh, we can talk.
- "What's up?"
- There's a lot going on there,
but I'm gonna wait until
we have a little bit
more downtime to talk.
- We just f*cked upstairs.
- I know.
I kept, it was on the tip of my tongue.
- It specifically wasn't.
And that's all for this
week on "Dimension 20 Live."
- Merry Christmas.
Check out "Dimension
20 Live" on Dropout TV,
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"Nice." 69% off your first month.
- Is it?
- And next week we are live,
we are live at 7:00 PM Pacific
next week, next Wednesday.
I believe that will be Wednesday the 18th.
And that's gonna be our last
show before the holidays
and New Year, so make
sure to tune in next week.
Goodbye.
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07x08 - The Row and the Ruction
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.