- Hello one and all and welcome back to,
"Dimension 20 Live" presents,
"Fantasy High Sophomore Year".
I'm your humble dungeon
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan.
With me, as always, are
our intrepid heroes.
Say hi, intrepid heroes.
- Hi, intrepid heroes.
- Oh g*ng,
If you're tuning in live,
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okay?
- Wow.
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- Whoa.
- Wow, wait this is all
making me think of something.
- Breadsticks.
- We've made references to a character
that Wretchrot AKA Baby the Imp looks like
and we've made references to
slogans for maybe large brands
but the important thing is,
they're all legally distinct.
- It's live baby, nobody can stop us.
- Also, Tiny Heist is
complete, the last side quest.
You can binge that whole series now.
So you can jump on Dropout TV.
- Do they have a fun,
I like how you did point on
me when I raised my hand.
Do they have a fun name?
I know that we're the intrepid heroes,
then there's the vile villains,
what are they?
- They're the tiny thieves.
Which is alphabetically alliterative.
- Thiny thieves?
- Thiny thieves.
- Thiny thieves, exactly.
- If we were in 16th century London,
it would be alliterative.
- Hey and that's the—
That's the best kind of alliterative.
That's the best kind.
Guys—
- Tiny thieves
- Last we left off, our intrepid heroes,
they were in the skies of
Avernus, the first layer of hell.
We return now
to
the deck
of
the Goldenrod,
AKA
the body of Kalvaxus,
big spoilers for season one.
What are you doing watching this show
if you haven't seen season
one of "Fantasy High"?
spoiler alert, our Bad Kids here,
a group of teen adventurers
from the Aguefort adventuring academy,
have gone on their spring
break of sophomore year
for their big year project
to return the crown of the nightmare king.
They are at the borders of the forest
when all of a sudden,
some shenanigans happen
and some of the party has to go to hell
to resolve some legal disputes
having to do with Fig, the party's bard,
and her devil dad,
Gorthalax the Insatiable
and his abandoned fiefdom,
the Bottomless Pit in hell.
Our party has just rejoined
on the deck of the ship
but the father of Fabian
Aramais Seacaster,
the arch devil, Captain Bill Seacaster
and his rebel armada
of dragon carcass ships
fly through the skies of hell
as Ayda Aguefort,
the new flame of one Figueroth Faeth—
- What?
- What?
- Has also come here to attempt
to flood hell, rescue Fig.
The party is reunited and,
you now are conducting a daring raid
to smash through to the
second level of hell
to rescue Riz's captured father,
Pok Gukgak,
who he saw in an interaction
with the shadow cat
being trapped by devils on
the second level of hell.
T-L-D-R,
pirate devil dad and friends meet up
using a plane shift
spell to rescue Riz's dad
from interrogation and also
maybe flood hell and start a w*r
with all the devils.
- Got it.
- There's a lot of plot in this one.
Moments before,
our crew from the edge of Sylvaire,
plane shifts, just to
again paint the picture
of where we are in space, right?
The Goldenrod, which is the
transmogrified body of—
- Get it?
- Yeah.
- Of the big bad from
season one, Kalvaxus,
with the deck of a ship built into him,
a bunch of cinder zombie
pirates all over him,
his wings spread, he's flying
through the skies of hell.
Blasted red rock beneath you
and a roiling sky of fire above you.
At the helm, at the back
of the ship, at the wheel,
is Captain Bill Seacaster,
an enormous devil, burning ember eye,
an insignia of flames, skull and crossbow
floating over his head,
giant weird third arm
with a devil bone hook
on the end of it, laughing
uproariously at the helm.
On the deck with him are
not only his cinder zombies,
but also Riz, Fig, Gilear and the Hangman
along with Wretchrot, your personal valet,
as the newly minted arch devil.
- I've got a staff.
- You were all lifted up
out of The Bottomless Pit
on ropes that they say
yanked you up on rope ladders
from this rescue from Bill,
you guys lit that beacon.
You also see tons of crates and boxes
coming up out of The Bottomless Pit
that Bill's pirates, on his other ships,
have just yoinked, and this ship as well,
have just yoinked a bunch of
stuff out of The Bottomless Pit
treasure, books, weaponry, you know,
doing their pirate thing.
And a bunch of that is
coming onto the ship as well.
As that happens, your friends arrive.
You also saw Alistair Ash, the pirate
and formerly living
warlock of Bill Seacaster
who is now an intern on the Goldenrod.
The rest of our intrepid heroes,
Kristen Applebees,
Fabian Aramais Seacaster,
Adaine Abernant and Gorgug Thistlespring
all arrive as well with Sandra Lynn,
her griffin Baxter in tow,
Ayda Aguefort, plane
shifting, Ragh Barkrock,
Tracker O'Shaughnessy
and I think that's actually everybody.
- You've been talking for so long.
- This battle is gonna be,
don't try to hold this
battle in your head.
Just, for those at home,
just picture g*nshots firing from the sky,
explosions and absolute chaos
'cause that's what the PC's are seeing.
As you guys
arrive on the deck of the ship,
Alistair Ash confronts you.
Your father calls out to
you, "My darling boy."
- "Papa!"
- Alistair goes, "I'm gonna k*ll you."
- "Okay!"
- Leaps to charge at you,
and you see behind you in the sky,
rising up from the ground are fleets
of these insane iron
zeppelins, these devil craft,
that are coming after the flying ships
that are Bill's armadas.
So he now has dozens
of ships in his armada
and these devil crafts
are coming after him.
You also see these huge, almost
like ground to air missiles
that are just these
spinning pentagrams of fire
that are hitting Bill's other ships
and as they land, the pentagram glows
and a bunch of devils
appear like teleportation
on the ships as these
teleportation missiles,
begin to fire on the armada.
- Wow, let's be nice.
- It's going down.
- It is fully going down.
Bill calls out and says,
"Rebel armada, follow your
flagship to the iron city of Dis
"and all the devils of hell laid waste.
"We're rescuing, your dad's name, boy?"
- "Pok, Guk—"
- "Pok Gukgak!"
- "Riz, we're saving your father?"
- "Yeah."
- "Incredible."
- "We forgot to fill you in.
"He's in hell, I don't entirely know why."
- "Get off of me."
- "I'm gonna f*cking k*ll you.
"Chungledown Bim's gonna
sh*t in your mouth."
- "No, no he is not."
- You see that, we're
gonna enter initiative.
As all this chaos erupts,
you see that Gilear Faeth
looks around and goes,
"Captain Seacaster, my
name is Gilear Faeth.
"Is there a safe place to hide?"
And you see Captain
Seacaster goes,
"For the honor-less dog
that f*cked my wife, no."
and
shoots Gilear in the chest.
- What?
- No.
Can I—
- "Papa."
- For 24 points of damage—
- Can I cast—
Can I jump in the way and cast shield?
- We're gonna begin initiative
with Bill Seacaster steering the ship.
- Oh god damn it.
- Blasting Gilear Faeth
in the chest, Gilear Faeth is fully dead.
- "Is that what
you wanted to see, Fabian?"
- "No, not at all."
- Did Gilear level up with us?
- No
No, he most certainly did not.
- That doesn't seem fair.
He should be at least level five.
- Level five, no.
- Oh my f*cking god.
- "I just want to say to everyone,
"this is my problem so I'm
sorry I can't be of help
"but I'm probably gonna
have to save Gilear."
- "That's, that's fine."
- "How?"
- As you see—
- "I don't know."
- That Bill just laughs madly
as Gilear collapses with a
giant hole in his abdomen.
- Is he fully dead?
- Full dead, he
took 20 plus points of damage.
- "You can't just k*ll
Gilear, Captain Seacaster."
- "Why, Fabian k*lled me and
no one's mad about that."
- "All right, nobody,
"Papa, it's just, you've
clearly gone full demon
"and that's fine."
- You guys—
- Do you have revivify?
- Does anyone have revivify?
"Gilear, Gilear."
- You guys,
you guys see Bill's pirates get to work.
There are about 10 pirates
on the deck with you
that are like hoisting sails.
You see that they begin to load cannons
on the deck of the ship.
They are loading cannons
with golden reliquaries,
holy books,
holy water.
You see that one of them
opens a gold sarcophagus
with the mummified body of a saint
and just jams the saint's
skull into one of the cannons.
- "Wow, my father is,
I liked my papa before.
"This is actually a little bit much."
"You know, I've grown a lot."
- A little?
- "And we're jamming a
full body into a cannon?"
- They're jamming the body of
a dead saint into a cannon.
- "Oh, papa."
- "Fabian, weird stuff is happening.
"I know you're in a fight right
now, but he k*lled Gilear."
- Next up in the initiative order
hold on one second.
- I'm sorry, that was his
turn or Gilear's turn?
- That was, no, that was—
- Gilear will never have
a turn again.
- Captain Seacaster's turn.
- Gilear's turn was being
shot in the chest to death.
- It actually may be better
that his body is just dead on the ship
so that he doesn't fall off.
- How long do we have?
- Do not meta game
with my freaking dad.
- This also, because this
environment is so hostile,
there will also be layer actions.
If one of you would kindly roll a D20
to see how bad the layer action is—
- You got it.
- You want a high number.
- Why would you do—
- f*ck!
I have just as good a chance
of rolling good as any of you!
- Why did we not have—
- Oh that's it, that's what you get.
That's what you get, that's
not good either, that's fine.
That's, average.
- Fine, I'll roll.
- Okay.
- Why did you throw your hat in the ring
before anyone else even
processed what was going on?
- I'm gonna need—
- I'll do it, I'll do it.
- And in my head, you
acted so fast I was like,
of course,
Murph is the one.
- I'm gonna need everybody here
to roll a dexterity saving
throw, if you would be so kind.
- I do it with advantage.
- Yes you do.
- I don't even know what I do anymore,
I can't believe you just
shot Gilear.
- Nat 20.
- Nat 20.
- No way.
- 16.
- 16 as well.
- 12.
- Cool, did anybody here,
so you beat an 18 right?
- 21.
- You got a minus four?
- Did anyone else beat an 18?
- My other score did but I got a—
- Got you, okay.
- Sadly.
- My other score—
- Everyone, Adaine,
Fabian, Kristen and Riz,
you take 11 points of bludgeoning damage
and five points of fire damage.
- So 16 damage?
- 16 damage.
Gorgug,
you take 11, sorry,
you take five halved to two
points of bludgeoning damage,
and five points of fire damage.
You take no fire damage Fig,
but do take five points
of bludgeoning damage.
- Okay.
- As Bill goes
"Why are you all so mad?
"I'll bring him back
as a devil on me crew."
- "Wait you're gonna bring him back?"
- "As a devil on me crew."
- "But he wants to go—"
- "All right, we're going into the sky."
And he turns the ship upside down.
The barrel roll sends barrels and crates
scattering across the deck and explodes.
That's where the fire and
bludgeoning damage comes from,
so you all have to flatten yourselves
to avoid the chaos and
maelstrom of fire on the deck
and the ship begins to go directly at,
like entering at a 45 degree
angle into the fiery sky above.
That is going to be Alistair Ash's turn.
- Oh good.
- He's weak, all right?
He's like a child.
- Let us do something.
- For the record, nobody last week,
when they rolled initiative,
rolled over a 10.
Oh sorry—
- I did.
- Oh yeah, we had a 14
and like a 12.
- I got 11.
- And 11, that's right.
Okay and that is going to
be Alistair Ash's turn.
Alistair is going to
leap at Fabian Seacaster,
make some attacks here.
Hold on one sec.
- "Alistair,
"can we talk about this?"
- "No, there's nothing to talk about.
"You abandoned me.
"I believed in you."
- "I will do a whole, like,
"revolution, I'm a new man."
- That is,
he gets one hit
and Fabian, you take
seven points of slashing damage
and two points of fire damage
as he reaches out.
"I'm gonna k*ll you and then
I'm gonna eat your brain,
"see how you like it."
- "I'm sorry, he ate your brain?"
- "Yes," you see, Alistair,
the back of his skull
is just fully missing like a cracked egg
and there's this roiling fire.
His eyes have also rotted out
so you just see fire in the
empty socket of his skull.
- So this is what Gilear would look like
if you brought him back?
- You see that Bill,
he just says
"Lass, I did a pretty
good job on Alistair,
"they're mostly not like that."
And you see a cinder zombie
next to you with no jaw,
just goes.
- Someone bring Gilear back.
- You see,
"Y'all went to hell."
- We're mostly just kicking
our own asses at this point.
- Sandra Lynn looks at
you and goes, and says,
"Should I help you,
should I k*ll your father?
"He just k*lled Gilear."
- "Don't k*ll,
"okay one, I'm more worried
about you getting k*lled.
"let's not attack my father,
he'll k*ll all of us."
- "Do you promise that he won't k*ll
"anyone else of our friends?"
- "I mean, I think it makes sense.
"I'm not gonna defend his
logic, but why he k*lled Gilear,
"at least we can see the
path there
"I feel like him k*lling us—"
- "Is your dad gonna k*ll me?"
- "I don't think so.
"Get off of me you eyeless f*ck."
- "I'm eyeless 'cause of you."
You see that—
- "Is your dad gonna k*ll me"
- You see,
Sandra Lynn,
Sandra Lynn looks at
you, Kristen, and says,
"Can you save Gilear?"
- "Yeah."
- She says, "All right
I'm gonna cover our tail."
She swan dives off of the Goldenrod—
- She is so cool.
- She's so cool.
- Which means that to
you guys on the deck,
'cause gravity clings to the deck
even when you're upside down,
it looks like she just
kind of flies up falling,
falling to you, situationally, up
as Baxter swoops under her
and you see that she
immediately goes ahead
and knocks one of those
missiles out of the sky
with her bow.
Tracker
raises
her
hand overhead, presents her holy symbol
and summons a twilit sanctuary around you.
- Oh hell yeah.
- Cool, nice.
- Summons a twilit sanctuary around you.
She looks to you and says,
"I got you Kristen.
"I'll cover you if you get Gilear."
- "Okay, I love you."
- "I love you."
You see,
a dimension door appears
on the helm of the ship.
Vraz the Mean, Lorzug the
Impaled, and Kaistrana the Chained
all walk onto the helm of the ship.
All of them look at Bill
Seacaster and Vraz says,
"By order of Blozo the
Undiminished, Ragnant of Sloth,
"you are under arrest, William Seacaster."
And he says,
"Am I, now?"
And draws his giant lava sword,
and all three of them start to go at it,
just this huge pit of devils
fighting up on the helm.
- I don't even know whose
side I'm on in that.
- Just let that work itself out.
- You see,
Vraz looks at you, Fig,
and you see she says,
"Figureoth the Faithless, as—"
- The Infaithable.
- "Figureoth the Infaithable,
"as arch secretary and executor potente,
"I order you to command the theft
"of your goods and services here
"to act upon this criminal
and malignant unwanted.
"By order of Blozo the Undiminished,
"I order you to return these goods at once
"to the Bottomless Pit."
- "And as arch devil
and rebellious teenager,
"I order you to eat my a*s."
- You see that Bill,
who has a chain wrapped around his throat
from Kaistrana the Unchained, he goes,
"That's right lass."
- "I'm not necessarily
on your side right now."
- "I'm not on my side."
You see that,
as you say that, you see Vraz says,
looks at you, steps
back and lets Kaistrana
and Lorzug handle Bill
for a second and goes,
"Very well then.
"As executor potente, we find all—"
- What's a potente?
- She says, "I'll f*cking—"
- It's a root vegetable.
- "Oh f*ck you, root vegetable?
"Nice frog, idiot."
- "You have a nice frog, idiot, f*ck."
- She says—
- Use this when she gets like that.
- She says, "Given that you
have refused this request,
"the Ragnant of Sloth finds all contracts
"between Bottomless Pit and its executor
"to be null and void.
"Such, warlocks are
released from their bonds."
You feel something in you suddenly leave.
And you realize that all of the deals
your dad made as a warlock patron
are nulled in a moment
and in a blast of flame
underneath the helm,
you see
"Oooh daddy."
- Yes.
- Johnny Spells and six
Tiefling greasers appear.
Johnny Spells
is roiling in flame—
- What.
- His veins glowing with red light.
He combs his hair back,
all of his greasers snap
with their black leather
jackets and clean white tees,
get into a dance pose,
he looks at you, Fabian—
- f*ck off dude, I have too
much going on right now.
I cannot deal with you too.
- "Oh slick little daddy.
"You stole my ride,
"you stole my bike,
"you k*lled me
"and then you stole
"my
"moves."
You see all of the
Tieflings in unison say,
"It's a dance fight" and—
- Dance fight?
- Use the sheet.
- "I will, I'm going to,
"the sheet is going to play a part.
"It's all been leading up to this."
- I use mending to make sure
that the sheet is really beautiful.
- Fabian, it is your turn.
- Oh okay.
- You guys do get to go, I promise.
- Alistair's not like,
well first off, Hangman on the deck right?
- The Hangman's on the
deck going,
"Sire, my old master is back
- "Your old master's not
back, he's right here."
- "Right, I understand
it's just
- "Hangman, you belong to me.
"I have enslaved you."
"I don't like to use that
kind of strong language."
Hey this is a different world
where certain things haven't happened.
Therefore it's more loose.
"You know whose side at which you belong."
- Okay I'm gonna need you and Johnny
to make opposed intimidate rolls.
- Do I still get advantage
with my eye patch?
- You have Captain Bill's eye
patch so you do get advantage.
I'm gonna say you need to
beat the other person by five
to have it be definitive.
I'm gonna roll box of doom
for Johnny Spells right now
to let you know what you need to beat.
Here's what—
- "Airbud" style.
At the end of "Airbud"
- Johnny rolled a five
plus six is 11, go for it.
- 11?
All right.
- Yes.
- First roll's, is—
- Yeah, oh yeah.
- Is already 25.
- You see the Hangman goes—
- Roll again for a nat one.
- Nat one is the other one,
so we'll go with the 25.
- You see that, you go with the 25,
you see that the Hangman, Johnny says,
"Bike, get your a*s over here."
The Hangman goes, "No, no I'm not Bike.
"I have a name now, it's the Hangman.
"I have a master who gave me a name.
"I know whose side I ride
upon"
And he swings around to your side.
- Can I have him, I'm gonna say,
"Bike, you handle him while
I finish this one off.
"Slam him."
Can I have the Bike slam Johnny Spells?
- Go for it.
- Great.
Let's see, Bike,
Bike's gonna hit 20.
- 20 hits.
Sorry—
- Great.
- By the way, there are,
so there's a wall of
Tieflings in between Johnny
and these other, he's
surrounded by his crew.
- It's like Red Rover.
- It's like Red Rover, so to go,
he can't go right for Johnny.
- Okay.
- But do you want him to go
for one of the Tieflings in the middle
or do you want him to
attempt a leap or acrobatics
to leap and hit Johnny in a jump?
- No, let's go, let's make my
bike make a acrobatics check.
Let's do it.
- Go ahead, you gotta beat a DC15.
- DC15, Bike gets plus three.
- Yeah.
- That's only gonna be 11.
- Okay you go ahead and make your attack
against one of the Tieflings.
- Okay.
Do you want me to use a
different roll than the last one?
- You can use the same roll.
- So that was a 14 and then a one,
so four against the Tieflings.
- What did you roll for the attack roll?
- I rolled a
20.
- Cool.
- 14 plus six.
- Gotcha, and then what's
the damage you dealt?
- One D8 plus three and
I rolled a one, four.
- Hell yes.
Wait how much damage is that overall?
- Four.
- Four overall gotcha, great.
Hell yeah.
Hangman charges Scorching Ray
who's still got the shades
and the little slugger baseball bat.
Boom, smashes into him.
Fabian, what do you do?
- Great, I turn to Alistair and I say,
"I don't want to do this but
I'm going to beat your a*s
"until you change your damn mind."
And I'll—
- "What mind do I have to change?
"James Whitclaw ate my mind."
- "Okay you know what, I just need to,
"I'm just gonna kick your a*s,
we're just gonna do this."
Great that's,
24 for the first hit.
And 24 for the second hit.
Yeah, 24 for both hits,
I'll roll damage.
- Those are both hits.
- Those are both hits, what do I need?
I need a D8, great.
First hit, hits for 12,
second hit, hits for
17.
- Nice.
- 29 all together?
- There we go.
- Fabian, in the first
combat since you've really
embraced a new self,
you whip your blanket
around Alistair Ash's foot,
flip him up, deep stab through
the abdomen, withdraw it,
Alistair's gone from being
uninjured to badly injured
in one round of attacks.
- "Are you still committed
to this course of action?"
- "If I die, I just come
back a little bit worse
"but if you die, you're
stuck down here with me."
- "Fair, all right.
"Let's have at it."
- Great, that's gonna
be Johnny and his crew.
- God damn it.
- Once I k*ll Alistair, we're gonna dance.
- Roll better on—
- I'm gonna stop.
- Does he even die?
I don't know.
- Guys I promise, next time
there's a layer action,
I'll roll better.
- Yeah.
- No, you won't roll.
- No you're rolling
for all of them, you absolutely are.
- That was so insane.
- You absolutely are.
- I feel like that was,
you wanted to f*ck us.
- First, you lose the
Little Beans, and then—
- Oh, Little Beans.
- Feeling devilish today.
- Johnny Spells nails you
twice with two rays of fire
for 20 points of fire damage all told.
"Ooh daddy, time to get hot stepping."
- "Okay all right
"you should know, I befriended flame
"and that's how I learned
to dance, so I like this."
"I like this a lot."
- Okay.
The rest of y'all are getting charged.
- The rest of y'all are getting charged.
- To what, to our credit cards?
- Nice.
- Waka waka!
- Send us the bill baby, we're rich.
- Our characters are rich.
- Yes, specifically our
characters are rich.
- Please send me money.
- Please don't send,
me, Siobhan, the bill.
Send them care of the Abernant family.
- One of these guys is gonna take a swing
on
Figueroth Faeth.
- Why?
- Why?
For what reason?
- Okay that's a miss on Fig.
And that is a miss on Riz.
- Don't know how you did
that, I'm just a little guy.
- "You guys sent us to hell,
"made us die in the road like dogs."
- "I was just trying to put you to sleep."
- "When you put someone to sleep
"when they're going 80 miles
an hour on a motorcycle,
"they die, little mama."
- That's pretty gentle.
- You see that a couple of these guys
take some swings at Ragh
and take some swings
as well at the Hangman.
Fabian, what is the Hangman's armor class?
- It is AC's 19 and a
damage threshold of 10.
- Does not bypass the damage threshold,
these guys go for Ragh,
one of them does hit Ragh.
Hell yeah.
That is now going to be Adaine.
- Ooh how fun.
How close are we to any of these people?
- You are,
you're in a little pocket
in the middle of the helm,
everyone that plane shifted here.
- Great.
- Two of these Tieflings have,
have basically trampled
over Gilear's dead body
to get to Ragh who is with you.
Two more are attacking the Hangman
and another two went for Fig and Riz.
Fig and Riz are closer to the helm
with Bill and the main devils.
- So I would like to cast arcane hand.
- Okay.
- And I would like to use forceful hand
to pick up Johnny Spells
and throw him off the edge of the boat.
- So it's, it's,
it's an opposed strike check
and the arcane hand
strength is plus eight.
- Jesus Christ.
- Oh and I have advantage over any medium
or smaller creature, which
I'm assuming Johnny Spells
is medium sized.
- He is medium.
How do I get out of this?
- I don't have polymorph but
this is another good option.
- He's gonna make his strength,
it's just a strength check for him.
- Oh I rolled poorly.
- He rolled a natural 19.
- I also rolled a natural 19.
- Are you using a portent?
- Yes.
- Jesus Christ, okay which direction
do you want to break off, left or right?
- What side
are we on right now?
- Sorry is this a strength
saving throw for him or no?
- It is a,
it actually might not be, let me,
sorry let me look up the,
I wrote down notes but not these.
- But wait, but the roll you
got was 19 plus eight right?
- 19 plus eight yeah.
- Yeah he doesn't beat a 27.
- Great.
- So he is,
which direction do you want him flung off?
- Let's go,
starboard.
- Lovely.
45?
- Yeah it's 45 feet.
- Cool.
Insane.
- Yeah it's an athletics check for him.
- So as soon as Johnny
Spells appears, he goes,
lights up Fabian and then a moment later,
a giant silvery blue hand appears
and grabs him and (making
sound effect) he goes,
"Mama,"
and flies off into the sky.
- How many little dancers are left?
- All six.
- Six okay, great.
- Thank you Adaine.
- You're welcome.
- One less to deal with.
- Johnny Spells was on this
airship for three seconds.
- Not even.
- Not even truly two seconds.
- He showed up so hot
and fell so big.
- I still have his warlock
switchblade comb in my inventory.
And am I in, inside of Tracker's,
twilit hallows?
- Actually, that is great,
Fabian
and
Adaine
are both inside of Tracker.
Which, both inside
Tracker's twilit sanctuary
which actually means that in the beginning
of your guys' turn,
Fabian you would actually have,
you have one more hit point
'cause you got some temp
and Adaine at the beginning of your turn,
you get five temp hit points
as the twilight sanctuary
fills you with life force.
- Why does she get four?
- 'Cause it's a one D8 every time.
- I could give you some of my—
- No it's not you, it's the D8.
I'm gonna talk to that
D8 after this stream.
- Incredible, that's going to be Riz.
- Sweet,
I guess I will sh**t
at one of the greasers
who is not fighting me
so that I can actually get sneak attack.
- You would also get sneak
attack on the one fighting you
because it's within five feet of Fig.
- Okay.
"You attacked the wrong guy."
And then I sh**t him in the face.
12,
that's 12 to hit.
- That's 12 to hit?
I'm afraid a 12 to hit
is not going to do it.
- Cool, then I'm gonna hide.
As a bonus I go.
- Great, go for it.
- That's a nat 20 on the hide.
- Solid hide.
- Oh no,
you sh**t and vanish.
- I start sweating and get super nervous
about my terrible line.
"Whatever."
- That was insane.
- Kristen, that is going to be you.
- Can't wait for this layer action.
- Okay great, can I do a
religion check on these
things that are being loaded
into the cannons as I make
my way over to Gilear?
- Give me a religion check.
- Two fours, okay so that's a,
a nine.
- You have no idea what this sh*t is.
It looks like it's from other worlds
than just your world, even.
But you notice that it's basically like,
as the cannons start
firing at these devils,
devils are all immune to fire damage.
So they're blasting, it
looks like the pirates,
it looks like part of Bill's
multi level marketing scheme
had his pirates stealing religious relics,
using them to pay for spells
and then Bill uses them to
basically have holy a*mo
to blast the sh*t out of devils with.
- Wow,
okay cool, I'm gonna
make my over to Gilear.
- Cool.
- Just a nice jaunt.
- Awesome.
You can do that without
any attacks of opportunity
but you are right next to
some of the Tiefling greasers
that are fighting Ragh.
- Okay, great I'm gonna
reach out and revivify,
and revive Gilear.
- Gilear comes back with one hit point.
- Okay and then I'm going to
crumple up Gilear like a wrapper
and put him in something, in a drawer,
in a trashcan.
- Barrel?
- A barrel.
- You see that there is
a big golden sarcophagus
right here that—
- I put him in there.
- Don't put him in
the big golden sarcophagus,
that's definitely—
- That's where the
cannon ba*ls are
- Is that cannon sized?
- They used the saint's—
- They're using the saint's body
so the big golden sarcophagus,
you can make an insight
check to see how likely it is
that they will throw it out.
- Okay that's pretty high.
- Just put a 'do not
'cannon ball'.
- That's like a 25.
- Find some tape
and a piece of paper.
- You feel that Gilear would be very safe
in the golden sarcophagus
as long as the pirates
did not launch it at another
devil craft coming your way.
- That seems, okay
nevermind, I won't use that.
But I will try to just hide.
"Gilear, you have to hide."
- He goes,
he comes back, bleeding wounds
so he's barely healed over,
he's covered in cinders and
fire from the expl*si*n,
just goes, "What happened?"
- "No just keep your stupid voice down.
"He's gonna sh**t you again."
- You see that Bill looks over
- No.
- Bill takes—
- "Bill, so help me, I
will not be on your side
"if you k*ll Gilear again.
"I swear to god I will take this ship over
"if you k*ll f*cking Gilear again."
- He says, "Well lass,
don't talk me into it."
And you see,
he says,
he says, "Gilear my brother,
"we both love the same woman.
"Look alive!"
And tosses a glowing sword to Gilear.
He looks at him and says,
"She's not my wife anymore.
"'Til death do you part
"I want her to be happy."
- This is just a coin flip.
- "I really like you Bill, I always have."
- "I always liked you too, snuff powder?"
- "Yes, absolutely."
- Breath weapon snuff powder
covers the deck of the ship.
- "I'm so high."
- Gilear is holding a sword
that he has no physical ability to lift.
- Can I take the sword from Gilear?
I'm worried he will hurt himself.
- You take the sword from Gilear.
Incredible, mark the money
down of the revivify,
that's a thousand gold pieces.
- Yes right, right, right.
- Can't Gilear take a level of Hexblade?
- Can Gilear take a level of Hexblade.
- Instantly, right now?
- Right now?
Under no circumstances.
- There's some stuff around,
Gilear is able to hide, right?
Is he doing what we've asked him to?
- Sorry one second.
what do you need from Gilear?
- To hide.
- To hide, to please hide.
- "Gilear, get in here."
- Gilear, on his turn,
will attempt to hide.
- Oh that's not good enough.
- You see,
Jesus Christ,
I'm gonna roll this,
you see that Ragh Barkrock
goes fully insane,
gores one of the Tiefling
greasers through the chest
and flings him over the side of the ship.
Hoot, growl! Hoot, growl!
- Hell changes people.
- Sorry, he does that to two of them.
and just Sparta kicks
the other one off the ship.
- Where's Baby gonna go?
I'm excited for Baby's turn.
- Can I have Baby babysit Gilear
and just sit on top of
Gilear and hold him down?
- You don't even know Baby.
- Gorgug that's your turn.
- I don't even know,
I've never met Baby.
THere's just a jelly bean on deck
that I'm very curious about.
- Gorgug, that's you.
- Okay.
I will, Gorgug is gonna,
okay.
Clearly go into a rage.
And then,
I'm gonna run up to the one next to Riz
and try to, how close is he to the edge?
- He's about 15 feet to get him
over the edge.
- I'm just gonna hit him.
- Cool.
Cool, so you're standing
right in the midst of the ship
in between a newly
revivified Gilear and Riz.
12 does not do it.
- Okay, second attack.
- Keep rolling 12s on this guy
- Okay, 19.
- 19 definitely hits.
- And then I'm doing my frenzy,
23 so two hits.
- Two hits, go for it, roll damage.
- Okay.
Oh, I rolled two eights
so eight,
16 plus 12 so—
- How much in each attack?
- Eight on each.
So eight plus six, so 14 on each hit.
- 14 on each?
You k*ll the first one in one hit
and there's another right
next to you menacing Gilear.
I mean you guys took out these greasers
in the fall of freshman year.
- And they haven't gotten any better?
Wow, sucks to be in hell.
- Sorry guys.
And then I'm going to
stand in front of Gilear.
- Yay.
- Cool, you get in front of Gilear,
in between him and another
one of his greasers.
- "Gilear."
- Tell him to hold the—
- "Sort of, lie down on the ground.
"Sort of just lie down on the ground."
- "Okay does Captain Seacaster
want me to fight or no?"
- "Gilear, lie down on the ground."
- Fig, that's gonna be you.
- You're in a raid.
- How many greasers are left?
How many greasers are left, yeah.
- There are two greasers left.
Johnny Spells is falling off into the sky
and there's two fully
alive creatures left.
- I wanna angle a 30 foot
cone on the two greasers
and Alistair.
- A 30 foot cone on the
two greasers and Alistair?
- Yeah, is that,
can I do that?
- Alistair unfortunately is behind you
and the greasers are in front of you.
You can definitely grab
both greasers or Alistair,
and be okay.
- All right, I'm gonna do a psionic blast.
I unleash a destructive
wave of mental power
and they have to make a
dex save and if they fail,
they take five D8 force damage
and are pushed 20 feet away from me
so they would be pushed off the edge.
- Hell yeah.
Go ahead and roll damage, you're doing it
on the two greasers, right?
- Yeah.
- And again, we're not
k*lling the greasers.
We're just—
- Pushing them.
- Using environmental hazards
to m*rder them.
- Yeah, where do they go?
- They're not
worth our time and energy
to actually k*ll them.
- I also love that this
is a strategic thing
to push them off but it's just gonna
blow their brains out.
- 18, 18 damage?
Okay they both fail their saves.
You,
go ahead,
you hit this f*cking,
Fig, the insignia burns in your head
as you run up, hit that bass
and
and you see they say, "Oooh little mama,
"we don't know how to dance to this."
And both of them are blown
asunder off the ship.
- If Johnny Spells was in the background,
he probably would've taken
some of that damage too.
It's a 30 foot cone.
- Yes but the way he was flung,
he is more than 30 feet,
he was flung 45 feet away.
You,
you hear a noise coming from the fo'c'sle,
from the raised deck at
the front of the ship
as another blast of
fire comes from up there
and you hear, "Nice spell, I
think I can do better though."
In a burnt prom queen
dress, Penelope Everpetal
stands and appearing in front of her,
you see that her eyes are
sunken deep pools of darkness
and she has jagged pieces of silver
stabbed into her own
skull to form a crown.
Blood trickles down her face.
In front of her, there are four
horrifying looking scarecrow men
that have burnt charred skin
with flannel button up shirts,
scythes and then their
heads are just burlap sacks
with scarecrow eyes
that are slightly aflame
and then you see both of
them with again, this like,
burning ember veins in
their neck and their eyes
with the pupils with this
hellish gleam to them
are Coach Daybreak and Dayne Blayde.
Coach Daybreak with his
whistle
"Hey there boys, good to see you again."
- "Looks like you went to hell."
- "I don't know if you remember it,
"cause you were knocked out,
but I k*lled you in cold blood"
- "It was intense."
- "It was insane, honestly."
- "He shot you in the head."
- "It was really disturbing."
- Okay, you see
that
hold on one second.
- Wow, really all of our
past demons coming back.
- Who else did your dad
have a contract with?
Who else could be possibly be showing up?
- I think they were just in hell.
I don't think her dad
had a contract with them specifically.
- Well my dad had a
contract with Johnny Spells.
- Johnny Spells.
These ones are appearing, it looks like,
from one of the missiles that
came and
- Very chill, very cool, very fun.
- You see—
- I just don't totally
understand
- What they're doing here?
- No I'm just trying
to wrap my head around,
I'm trying to get ahead of this
- Gotcha.
- I think it's a separate
thing, but I don't know.
- Okay, yeah yeah.
- You
see
that
Penelope Everpetal
casts an abjurative spell around her.
As she does that,
Dayne Blayde, he's going to
one, two, three, four, five—
- Can I just say there's one thing
I didn't get to do on my turn?
- Yeah, what's that?
- Baby's gonna be invisible.
Baby's gonna turn invisible.
- "Seems like you might
die here
- "Baby, take care of Gilear."
- No, Baby has his own fight.
- Nobody puts Baby in a corner
- Nobody puts baby in a corner,
but everyone puts Gilear in a corner.
- By the way,
on Riz, Kristen and Fig,
Riz, you gained five temp HP,
Kristen you gained seven,
Gorgug you gained six
and Fig you gained two.
- What did I do to this D8?
- Two?
I only got two.
- Hey I mean—
- It's the D8.
- Let's have at it with that D8.
- I'm gonna f*cking give it
to this D8 after this set.
- Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
- What's up my guy?
Hey can I buy you a coffee sometime?
- Are we cool, are we cool?
- What did I do to you, dude?
I have a bunch of D8's dude.
- It's thing where you're like
it's fine guys it's fine.
So what, it's fine, we'll be right there.
- Adaine, Dayne Blayde
comes rushing at you.
- You b*tch.
- And takes some swings,
he hits you twice.
- Shield.
- Okay Shield is gonna prevent
one of, that makes your AC—
- 18.
- 18, right?
Oh sh*t, that prevents all three attacks.
- Sweet.
- Hey, nice.
- That is going to be,
that's Dayne Blayde.
Coach Daybreak is going to run
and he is going to take
some swings at Tracker.
And you see that he has a
silvered halberd.
That is one definite hit on Tracker.
- Tracker's not within five feet of—
- Sorry that's two hits on Tracker.
- "You did it now,
Daybreak, you did it now."
- Oh wow, oh wow, okay.
- He deals 21 points of damage to Tracker.
- f*cking make out with Tracker—
and give him so much psychic
damage his brain explodes.
- So it's like that.
- Daybreak runs up and says,
"Take the field, come on boys."
He looks at you Kristen, as he
slashes at Tracker and says,
"You did something, I
was promised paradise."
- "Yeah it seems like
maybe you're in hell."
- You,
that is,
Dayne
and you see that
as that happens,
that is now going to be Ayda's turn.
Ayda rushes across the deck
to
Fig,
looks up at you and says,
"Fig, I told everyone that we kissed.
"That is normal, right?"
- "Yeah, that's totally normal."
- "Okay."
She touches your arms
and says, "Are you okay?"
- "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm an arch devil now."
- "Congratulations,
"that's wonderful."
- "Thank you,
"it's good to get a promotion
every now and then."
- You see that, Ayda—
- As a teen?
- Ayda looks and says—
- I'm assistant manager.
- "I want you to know,
"that my desire to rescue you,
"isn't because I don't
believe in you or trust you.
"I do believe in you and trust you.
"It's just that you're
very important to me.
"Does that make sense?"
- "Yeah, no that fully reads."
- "Okay I'm gonna cast protection
"from evil and good on you
now"
She casts protection
from evil and good on you
which gives you—
- I don't need protection from
fire 'cause I'm immune now.
Right?
- You just winked at
me, that's flirtatious.
- Yeah.
- Incredible, incredible.
I'm distracted.
- Wait, I wanna say that so bad.
If someone flirts with me, 'incredible.'
Incredible, I'm distracted.
- And you see that Ayda,
takes off into the sky and
begins to help Sandra Lynn
just throwing up huge abjurative wards
as other ships start to approach.
That goes back, Bill and the
pirates are doing their thing.
Bill is fighting the other
devils up by the helm.
Someone give me another, actually Murph,
why don't you give me another
layer roll?
- No.
- Yeah, yeah do it.
- You can do it, you can
do it, don't f*ck us.
7!
- Hey, we're on our way up.
- It's going up.
- We're on our way up.
- Hey that was almost—
- It's very close to a one.
- Three less than average, right?
- Incredible.
- No, you're getting better.
- That's a Murph 10,
a seven is a Murph 10.
- A seven's a Murph 10.
- Everyone please give me
a dexterity saving throw.
- Oh that is a natural one.
- 12.
- 16.
- The threshold's 18?
- The threshold is 18, anyone beat an 18?
- This is Dex?
- Dex.
- I beat it and then I have
a minus three to Dex, 16.
- So you didn't beat it?
- This one was not five or lower.
There was a huge broad side
as one of the devil zeppelins
just
lays a broad side into
the hull of the ship.
You hear Kalvaxus at the
front go
All of you are simply knocked prone.
Nothing that terrible happens.
But your movement is less organized
so you have to spend time getting up.
Also, any enemies that attack you
will have advantage on attacking
you while you're prone.
You hear Kalvaxus in the front
kind of turn his head around,
swallow the cannon coming
out of his mouth and go,
"Former minions, this is our chance.
"It is I, Kalvaxus.
"Listen I have been turned
into a boat against my wishes."
and you see that Bill
takes a legendary action
to sh**t the deck of his own ship and say,
"You're a ship, not a boat."
You see,
as it does so, you guys by the way, are
one second away from
hitting the sky of fire
and whatever's gonna
happen then is gonna happen
on the next layer action.
- Okay.
- Alistair Ash is going to go.
- Alistair Ash is still kicking?
- Yeah, I mean hey,
we're gonna do it to him.
He has advantage on me.
- That's right, he has advantage.
- Did we have homework?
- 'Cause he gets up.
- Did he, oh he gets up first.
- Yes.
- Sheet, protect me.
- Oh doctor, okay.
Okay that's one crit,
oh doctor.
- Doctor.
- Give me the news.
- There's too many people.
- Fabian takes 31 points
of damage, as Alistair
- We k*lled a lot of people.
- How many rounds have we done?
- This is the beginning
of the second round.
- 91
to 16.
- No way.
- Wow.
- Wait you're at 16 health?
Okay.
- I guess everyone wanted you.
- There was, Johnny Spells hit me twice,
Alistair hit me once, I got
hit by Murph, bad layer roll.
Murph hit me.
- Your bonuses from Tracker's thing.
- Brennan's D8 has f*cking beef with me
that we need to f*cking settle.
- Tracker is going to go
ahead and cast beacon of hope.
Which means that all healing is maxed
within the beacon.
- Oh okay.
- All right.
- What is she looking at right now?
- I might take that D8—
- Her, she's not yet at half health.
She casts beacon of hope.
Also you all have advantage
on wisdom saving throws.
- Hell yeah.
- Tracker rules.
- Tracker's the best.
- Vraz and Lorzug take their attacks
on Bill Seacaster who's laughing.
You see that, by the way,
the devils are doing tremendous amounts
of poison and fire damage.
All of which they are immune to.
So this is like,
very dangerous people
that can't hurt each other
just slapping the hell out of each other.
You see that, however,
Kaistrana
is going to use an animate chain ability.
Whips a chain out to Johnny Spells
as he flies off the side of the ship.
And he reaches out, he's
gonna make a Dex saving throw
in the box of doom.
- What's the DC?
- Yeah, what's the DC?
- Yeah, what's the DC?
- The DC for this is,
all he's gotta do is grab the thing,
I'm gonna say this is DC 10.
- That's kind.
That's kind.
- If this was Kristen
jumping out of a tower—
- On a six or higher,
Johnny grabs the chain.
- Calling it, it's a four.
- That's a seven.
- Can I use a luck point on it,
can I use a luck point on this?
- If you wanna use a luck point you can.
- It's such a low DC.
- We'll just k*ll him on the boat.
- I'll just continue
to throw choice spells
on every one of my turns.
- Incredible.
You see,
the
the scarecrow Harvestmen rush after you.
One of them is gonna take
some swings at Tracker.
- These people need to be handled.
- Oh wow, yeah definitely I agree.
- That's going to be,
and deals 13 points of damage to Tracker.
Tracker's looking hurt.
- They are really intimidated by Tracker.
That's kind of like, cool
though right
- Pretty hot.
- Okay,
that's gonna go back to Fabian.
- Great, I'm gonna try and,
I use half my movement to stand
and try and finish off Alistair.
- Hell yeah.
- Does a 15 hit?
- Does a 15 hit Alistair?
No it does not.
- God damn it.
All right, swing again.
Does a 16 hit Alistair?
- 16 does not hit Alistair.
- That sucks.
- I'd like to,
I'd like to action surge.
- There you go.
- Here we go again.
- You got it.
- That's c*ck.
Does a 21 hit Alistair?
- 21 hits Alistair.
- Great, I'd like to burn
a second level spell slot
and use Fandrangor to add two D6 to this
and then I'd also like to make it a,
I'd also like to make it a trip
attack to add one D8 to this
so two D8 plus two D6.
Here we go, eight, or 10, 12,
so that's 16
right, that makes sense, yeah 16 plus nine
for 25.
- You do 25 points of damage to him?
- Yes.
- You have another attack, right?
- I do.
He's not dead on that?
- He's not dead on that.
- Can I have, before I
take my second attack,
can I have the bike slam him?
- The Hangman can come slam him, yeah.
- Great, I'd like the
Hangman to come slam him.
- He's also prone, so you
get advantage on this.
The trip attack works.
- Great.
That's a 15
so 15 plus six, 21.
- 21 hits.
- Great.
For five?
- Five does not put him down.
- Great.
Here we go again.
- Advantage.
- Advantage?
- He's prone.
- That'll be a 24.
- That hits.
- Great.
- He's looking f*cked up.
- Great,
and I'm gonna use a
defensive
flourish.
I'll add one of my bardic
to my AC as well as the attack.
God damn.
So that's 12 plus nine,
21.
And you can add five to
my AC for the next round.
And I don't think I've used a bonus action
so I'll use my bonus
action to second wind.
- Add five to your AC for the next round?
- Yes.
- That makes your AC 24, that's crazy.
- So you guys watched Fabian
who has been very bloody
burned by Johnny Spells.
There's a moment where all of
a sudden, in the red of hell.
The blanket twirl,
the fire of the blanket wraps around.
Your first attack, you completely
enshroud Alistair in your
blanket, spin him like a top.
As he twirls through the air,
the Hangman runs him
over in a flash of light
and as he pops off of the
front wheel of the Hangman,
Fandrangor, rippling with your
own inner light and magic,
pierces his ribcage and
through the heart and you see a spray
of silver motes of light
burst out of his mouth, eyes,
and the empty cracked back of his head.
Time slows for a moment
and as it does, you see,
Bill looks at you and goes,
and out of his one non-ember
eye, a single tear falls down
and he goes, "It be beautiful."
- "I'm my own man now."
- "The story keeps getting better."
And you see that Alistair,
in that moment of pure magic,
looks at you and goes,
"It's beautiful, you were the chosen one.
"And I had to die
for you to find it,
"so in a real way, I'm the chosen one.
"It's me."
- "No Gilear's the chosen one"
- "Sure, whatever.
"Wait, is Chungle Down Bim alive?
"Can he still sh*t in my mouth?"
- "He's gonna sh*t in your mouth."
And Alistair Ash is destroyed.
- I've k*lled him now, twice.
- Where does he go now?
- You see immediate—
- Double hell.
- You see immediately
as this happens, that
there's a bunch of little
bottles on Bill's belt
and you see that one of the
bottles fills up with red mist.
As it does so, you see that
Bill looks down and says,
"Alistair, you know it's
costs two thousand gold
"for me to bring you back
in another form, don't you?"
And you see that Alistair
from the bottle says,
"Put it on my tab, I suppose."
So,
that's Fabian's turn.
- And do I get eight,
the max from the twilight thing?
- You get, this is not
healing, it's temp HP.
You get six temp HP.
- Okay, D8.
- You get six temp HP,
any movement that turn?
Tracker right now and Adaine,
who were at the back of the pack,
are now being swarmed by
these Harvestmen, Daybreak,
Dayne, et cetera.
- Yeah, I would love to
Teen Wolf my way with the
Hangman back toward them.
But yeah, can I get within
five feet of Adaine?
- Yes you can.
- Great.
- You can get right,
Dayne's sort of menacing her
but you can get next to Adaine
or,
you get up next to Adaine in between her
and the other Harvestmen flanking Dayne.
- Great.
- Posh squad.
- Posh squad.
- Posh squad.
- We are rich.
- I'm rich too.
- Yes but you
earned your money.
- We're all rich now.
- Disgusting.
- Yes, you're new money
which is weird.
- Okay, I sleep in the floor.
- Johnny spends his entire—
- Is that new money?
- Johnny spends his entire turn
just getting back onto the ship
and finally alights and is like,
"Whoa daddy, that's a close call."
That's Johnny's turn,
Adaine that's you again.
Beginning of your turn.
Beginning of your turn,
you get six temp HP.
Remember, if you have temp HP,
temp HP do not stack.
So your temp HP can either
replace the old total
or you can say, I'm not
taking the new number.
- So I'll
use my forceful hand
as a bonus action to throw
Dayne Blayde off the ship.
- Cool.
- So that's another
opposed strength check.
- Hell yeah.
- Opposed athletics.
- Opposed athletics, hell yeah.
- So I rolled a
26.
- That's c*ck.
He
rolled
you got 26?
- This hand f*cking rocks.
- It rocks.
- Does it have good aim
where it's throwing?
- He got a 25 which is not good enough.
He's gonna use a point of
indomitability to re-roll that.
That's gonna save.
The hand goes, he doubles down and goes,
"Bunch of little freshman a*s nerds."
- "We're sophomores now."
- "How long has it been?
"I've been in hell, it's horrible here."
- It's been one year.
We're sophomores.
- You could have done that math.
- Okay so there's all of
these guys up in here.
Would Erupting Earth or Lightning Bolt
be better in this situation?
Are they at all in one line or
are they compacted together?
- You could get a line on,
right now you could get
a line potentially on,
on Dayne
and Penelope
or
Dayne
and
Daybreak
but not both.
Erupting Earth could
potentially hit a lot of people
but it might hit some
of your allies as well.
- It might destroy his ship.
- Yeah and then it also
might destroy the ship.
I'll do Lightning Bolt
against Dayne and Daybreak.
So it's a, oh wait hang on a second.
I'll do Dayne and Penelope
'cause it's a dexterity saving throw,
I feel like her dex is
probably pretty low.
So yeah, it's a dexterity saving throw
and then it's eight D6,
can I steal some of your—
- Yeah.
- Thanks bro.
I need six.
- I got four right here.
- Oh great, I'll take a couple.
- I have so many.
- Hold on one sec, before you roll that,
we have to resolve something.
- Foiled again.
Ruining all my beautiful plans.
- How many dice are you rolling right now?
- So many, eight.
- Is that what Lightning
Bolt normally does?
- Yes, Lightning Bolt is eight D6.
- Cool.
It's a third level spell,
Penelope counter spells it.
- I counter spell her counter spell.
- Go ahead and roll damage.
- Okay.
20—
- It's a wizard's duel.
- 26 damage.
- 26 damage?
- Yes.
- Wizards be crazy.
- To both Dayne and Penelope.
- Okay.
26 damage to both Dayne and Penelope.
Dayne's gonna roll his dex
save, that is a failure.
The Harvestmen behind
him, also fails, that's a,
you said 26?
- Yes.
- Jesus Christ.
Dayne takes the full force of that damage.
The Harvestmen behind him
is completely eviscerated
by your lightning.
The lightning bolt hits
the edge of the globe
surrounding Penelope and does
not affect her inside it.
But Dayne is affected.
- And can I jump on the
back of the Hangman?
- Sure, yeah absolutely.
- Great.
- You jump on the back of the Hangman.
You see that,
actually if you jump on
the back of the Hangman,
Dayne's gonna get an attack
of opportunity against you.
- Didn't he
use his reaction—
- He has not used—
- Indomitable isn't a reaction?
- No it's like a legendary resistance.
- Oh okay in which case—
- It's a worse legendary
resistance.
- I'll just stand up from prone then.
- Cool.
- I did all of that lying down
- You see, there's this
incredible
Lightning and you slap
Penelope's counter spell out.
The lightning bolt hits
her thing and she goes,
"Oh my god, are you like
some kind of wizard now?
"Incredible."
- "Oh my goodness, are you
some kind of mean queen?
"Cause you're gonna die."
- "Mine was better."
- I think that didn't work.
I have to start writing these insults down
before we get into the fight.
- Incredible, at the end of Adaine's turn,
Daybreak's taking a legendary action.
You see,
Daybreak
is going to
do
command
ally
and he's gonna have Dayne
take a swing at Fabian.
- Did any of them fall down?
- 24 AC.
- 24 AC?
You see that Dayne's gonna take that.
Hold on one second.
That's a miss.
- Riposte.
- And that'll be 21 to hit.
- 21 to hit?
You see,
21 hits.
- And then can I burn a
first level spell splot
to use Fandrangor for one D6
and then do I add the D8 for riposte?
- Yeah you do.
- So two D8, one D6?
- Two D8, one D6.
- God, I'm so bad at throwing dice.
Great, that's not great.
Seven plus nine
equals
damage.
- Not even on your turn, Jesus.
So that's gonna be,
you see that Daybreak looks over
as Adaine scrambles to her feet
and you get up in front
of her with your blanket.
You see he says,
"Oh little mama's boy's
got his safety blanket."
"Dayne, you're the QB, take him out."
Dayne comes right for your
head and you slide under it
and slash across his chest
and he stumbles to one of his knees.
- Toxic masculinity is dead.
I dance now.
- You see that Coach,
Coach Daybreak goes, "No."
Flame comes out of his ears.
That is going to be Gilear,
who is amazingly not dead.
- Yes, Gilear.
- Gilear run, get like, in a barrel
underneath the ship.
- Wrap yourself in a rope.
- I'm gonna make an
insight roll for Gilear.
- Great.
- Can I help him 'cause
I'm screaming in his face?
- Don't go into anything
that's shaped like a cannon.
Don't go into any traps.
- That's a natural five, Gilear says,
"I shall hide in the sarcophagus."
Jumps into—
- No.
Come on, Gilear.
How are you strong enough
to lift the sarcophagus lid?
- Actually you know what?
I'm gonna roll a strength check.
I'm gonna roll a box of
doom, DC 10 to open it.
He's got no plus to this.
17, amazing.
- Where was that strength with the sword?
- That's gonna be Riz.
- Sweet.
- The top of your turn, four temp HP
if you want it.
- Cool I'll keep the five
that I have.
I'm going to,
from hiding, sh**t
Dayne.
- Hell yes.
- Hell yeah.
- Do you mind if I use—
- No, not at all, please.
- Is he prone?
- When you said he'd fell to his knee,
I wasn't sure if that was—
- No, he is not prone.
- All right, that is a 29 to hit.
- Hell yeah.
- That hits.
- Okay so now I have,
mind if I borrow some—
- Oh please.
- D6's, thank you.
- Get in there Murph.
- Okay.
- Nice.
- Six, 12,
16,
22,
damage
to
Dayne.
- 28 damage to Dayne, Jesus.
- Yeah.
- Hell yes, The Ball.
- How's he looking?
- He's up, he's okay, 28 damage is a lot.
Cool.
- I'll also do
fury of the small and I'll add nine to it.
- So 28 plus nine, so you do 31 damage?
- 37 damage.
- 28 plus nine?
- 28 plus nine.
- 28 plus nine 37, gotcha.
- 37, yeah.
- Cool, he's taking a lot
of damage but he's still up.
you fire your shot,
any bonus actions, anything else?
- Yes, I will hide.
- Cool.
- As I hide, I go, "You
missed spring break."
"We're on spring break right now."
- "sh*t."
- That's a 28 to hide.
- Hell yeah.
- Classic The Ball, always
sh**ting from hiding.
- Hell yeah.
That is going, at the end of Riz's turn,
it's gonna be another
legendary action from Daybreak
who
is going to
use his ability,
frightened foe.
You see, he looks at you, Fabian, he goes,
as you talk about toxic
masculinity to him,
he looks at you and says,
"I knew the day I met you,
"you didn't have any heart and
you still don't have heart.
"You're gonna die on this ship
and it's gonna be your fault"
Go ahead and give me
a wisdom saving throw.
- I adjust my eye patch
and say,
"You're,
"not today, Daybreak, not today."
- Jesus Christ.
- I let you finish
all of that before I said anything
just to make sure you
wouldn't change your mind.
- Oh my god.
- Wait what is the—
- Well, why would Daybreak
have known that, now he knows.
Literally no roll necessary.
- Eat those dice, Brennan.
- Eat the dice.
- Feels like I'd break them.
- Eat more dice, eat more dice
- All right, Kristen that's your turn.
- All right, I walk up to Daybreak.
Can I do an insight check—
- We support you as a DM
and as a friend but as
also you're our enemy.
- Kristen, what are you doing?
- Can I roll insight on Daybreak
and see what's going on?
- Into a black coffee.
- Sorry beginning, what's that?
- Insight on Daybreak and
see what's going on with him,
where's he been?
- Give me an insight check.
Also at the beginning of
your turn, if you want—
- Nat 20.
Absolutely nat 20.
I need to know everything about this
horribly triggering person.
- Every single day
since we saw him.
- You see that he appears to
the scarecrow men behind him
are transfigured bodies
of Harvestmen who died.
You see that his punishment,
he is not a true devil.
He is one of the souls who
was damned here to hell.
But was powerful enough in life
that he's been allowed to come fight
on the side of these devils, basically.
It looks like
his punishment
is to not ever understand why he's here.
He cannot find peace but he can find you
and you guys came to hell
and you k*lled a lot of bad
people before you did that.
- Okay great.
If I'm looking to do some sort of like,
how far away is he from me, feet wise?
- Feet wise he is about, he's
about 20 feet away from you.
- Okay great and the Harvestmen
are in that area too?
- Around him, Tracker's pretty injured,
Fab is pretty injured,
they're the ones that
are really up in the mix
right now.
- Okay great,
I walk forward and I say,
"Hi Daybreak."
"It's so great to see you,
I've been praying for you"
and I slam my staff down
and cast destructive wave.
- Whoa.
What the f*ck does destruct—
- Fifth level spell.
- Fifth level spell, it's
five D6, thunder damage
and then another five D6,
radiant or necrotic damage, by choice.
- Okay, this—
- And then he's knocked prone
and a saving throw halves it.
- I'm gonna make sure, 'cause
this could potentially hurt
some of your friends and
allies who are here as well.
- Each creature you choose,
within 30 feet of you—
- Oh sh*t.
- Must succeed a con throw.
- Okay hold on, 30 feet is—
- I feel like you probably hit
a bunch of people.
- Go off, go off.
Also, I love the description
that you walk up to him,
in all this chaos.
- Drinking your cortado.
- Just so slow.
I don't even need a cortado.
The anger in my veins—
- But I can picture
the cortado, swirling around.
- Spiritually,
you're drinking a cortado.
- It's not in a cup, it's just,
it's your aura.
- Loose cortado, and I can—
- Kristen—
- Like you're an astronaut
in space.
- You can hit every single enemy here
except for Penelope and Johnny
- Amazing.
Incredible, all right here we go.
- Go ahead and start rolling your damage.
I'm gonna start rolling these saves.
- I need one more D6.
- It would be an honor, sorry.
It would still be an honor.
- All right.
This is the thunder damage.
15.
And then this,
is the radiant or necrotic.
- Hit him with the radiant.
- Yeah,
gotta be radiant in hell.
- We're in hell, dude.
- Yeah, lighten it up.
- 13, so what was the first one?
- Keep it light guys.
- 15?
- 15 and 13, okay 28 to everyone.
- 28
to everyone?
Hold on a second, real quick.
- Can you scoot me that one,
it's right at your feet.
Or you can kick it over here.
- Mess him up, Kristen.
Show 'em how it's done.
I believe in you.
- I believe in you, spring break.
- Spring break.
- Spring break.
But that's just for me.
- Daybreak's over,
now it's all about spring break.
- 28 and prone,
versus
14 and not prone.
Okay.
Okay,
so Kristen you raise your
staff aloft, slam it down
this holy light radiates out from you,
or maybe in this case, I
don't know if you're still—
- It's just light.
- It's just light?
- Yeah.
- Every single Harvestman
on the deck of the ship
is eliminated, gone in a flash of light,
as though they never were.
Dayne is knocked fully on his a*s
and Daybreak is not, Daybreak's
and slides back.
- I spit on Daybreak.
- That's going to be—
- Does Kristen's g*y spit do,
psychic damage?
- Yeah does my g*y spit
do anything to Daybreak?
- One D4 for g*y spit?
- One D4 for g*y spit?
You see that a little bit
of g*y spit touches Daybreak
and it
"Love, love wins."
- Daybreak yells, 'love wins'?
- But as a fear, it's motivated by fear.
He doesn't want love to win.
It's a horrifying realization for him.
- He is realizing he's hate.
- "I'm hate, oh god."
You see,
you see that,
Dayne looks at you from prone,
Kristen, you see he says,
"Oh is this your fricking girlfriend?"
And points over to Tracker.
- "Yeah."
- and you hear,
And you see that Ragh runs up and says,
"I got a lot of sh*t in my f*cking life
"because of you, as*h*le"
and bam, body's into Dayne Blayde.
He's gonna roll attacks on Dayne.
- He's prone.
- He's prone, yeah that's true.
- I say, "Ragh, I got you brother.
"We'll get through this together."
- "When you're here, you're family."
- I eat some minestrone.
- It's so affordable.
- So affordable.
- Nat 20 from Ragh.
- g*y power.
- Can I just be g*y spit—
- Incredible.
- And nothing else?
I just hock, open your
mouth, open your mouth.
- Ideally, g*y spit.
- Ragh deals an incredible 11,
18,
18 plus 14, deals 32 points of damage,
to Dayne Blayde.
- Dayne Blayde's still alive?
- We knocked his a*s out in the—
- Reversed hit.
- We had the cool thing
where it's the three of us.
- Everyone attacked, I think.
Everyone hit.
- Okay, that is Ragh's turn,
Gorgug, that's you baby.
- Okay, look.
Gorgug is just gonna walk up to Dayne.
- A lot of walking today, I love it.
- Sorry, Dayne, you're
gonna get up to Dayne,
yeah, you can get there in 30 feet.
- Okay, how hurt is Dayne?
- Extremely hurt.
- Okay,
I am going to just attack him.
He's still prone, right?
- Yes he is still prone.
- Hell yeah.
Dayne, sorry bud.
- Classic Gorgug.
- 15.
- Classic.
- Okay, does a 16 hit?
- 16 does not hit.
- Interesting.
I'm gonna—
Okay, Dayne I'm really
sorry about this one though.
Okay good, it's a nine, 19?
- 19 hits.
- You should be rolling with advantage.
- Yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause he's prone.
- I know, this is the second, yeah.
So 19 for, or 21
for the second hit then.
- 21 hits as well.
- Okay and I'll just do roll damage
to see if I can k*ll this dude.
That is only 10 damage.
- Still up.
- Okay but Dayne, I
gotta be sorriest of all
about this one.
- "Dude, dude, are you an Owlbear now?
"You don't have to do this."
- Stop apologizing
to the h*m*.
- 19.
- 19—
- To hit.
- 19 to hit, 19 hits.
- That is,
another 14 damage.
- Yes.
- Oh.
Gorgug, you stand over
Dayne Blayde, he says,
"Dude, dude, dude, we're both Owlbears."
- "You're not an Owlbear anymore."
And then I cut off his head.
- You fully (making
sound effect) fire then—
- And then I catch his head
and I pretend to throw it
like I'm going out for a pass.
- Yeah, you see—
- Oh he's the quarterback.
- You see that Ragh,
Ragh, Gorgug and Fabian are
all here over Dayne's dead body
as you go for the long
one and you see he goes,
"f*ck that dude, hoot growl"
and goes for a three way chest bump.
- Can I throw his head at a m*ssile?
- I duck, I'm right in
the middle of all this.
"Oh, the jocks are being feisty."
- Incredible.
By the way, Gorgug, at the beginning of—
- Adaine, get out of there.
- I'm trying.
- Beginning of your turn,
you have potential for three temp HP.
- I won't take it, I'll stay.
- You'll stay.
- I'm still living—
- Fig, that's you.
- Are there anymore,
are there anymore—
- I also feel like—
- Cannonballs coming at us?
- There's no way
toxic masculinity is over.
- Missiles?
- But Fabian thinks that—
- Not that you can see
right now, no.
- I'll stop.
- I can't see any.
Okay so who's even left here?
Actually you know what,
I'll resolve this first.
The imp is gonna go to Raz—
- Who?
- Let's go to Vraz the mean?
- Baby, Baby is invisible
and I wanna send him to try and pickpocket
something from her.
- Cool.
- She seems like she has
lots of important documents
that perhaps change the fate of hell,
so ideally I'd want him to
pickpocket some kind of
legal ledger or important pen
or something like that.
- Hell yeah, give me a roll.
- Okay.
Come on baby.
- We'll call it DC 20.
- Okay, he didn't get it,
I'm gonna use a luck point.
- Yes.
- Luck point for baby.
- He doesn't get it.
17.
- 17, he doesn't find any
awesome full magical contracts
but you see that he picks a couple,
something out of her satchel
that seems to be a small
scrap of something.
He goes, "I don't wanna
let her know I'm here,
"but I had to get something."
- That's good, keep stealing
from her, I like it.
And then who's left on this boat?
'Cause I—
- Daybreak,
Penelope.
- If I felt like there was
another cannonball coming,
I would save my action
and psionic blast whoever appeared
but if I don't see a cannonball coming,
then I'm just gonna go after
some of the people that are on board.
- You see you're about
to impact the fiery sky.
It looks like because the flagship
was at the head of the armada,
that it's sort of out
of m*ssile range by now.
Bill's having a time back
with the devils at the helm.
Johnny Spells just climbed
back up onto the ship.
Otherwise, it's just Daybreak
in melee with everybody
and then Penelope's still in her globe
at the front of the ship.
- Okay then you know what,
I think I'm just gonna go up
and just straight up attack Daybreak.
- Cool.
- And,
let's see.
That's a nat one, can I
use another luck point?
On a nat one?
- Yeah if you want to, yeah go for it.
- That's a two.
- Oh no.
- So I don't hit but
then I will bonus word,
healing word, bonus action
healing word, Fabian.
And it's max now, right?
- Every healing spell is max
within the beacon of light.
- Okay,
so I'll do a third level—
- So dope.
- So that's 12.
- Wow.
- Oh plus nine
so that's actually 21.
- 21, hell yes.
- What's Fabian at right now?
- 43.
- Oh, how about it.
- Fig, hell yes.
- Yeah man.
- Okay.
That is going to be,
Penelope's turn.
Let me just see something.
Yeah that's gonna be everybody.
- Counter spell, fourth level.
- Fourth level counter spell?
Cool, hold on one second.
- Wait.
I haven't gone yet.
I already counter spelled,
I already used my reaction.
I'm policing myself, I did it.
Nevermind.
The thought was there, I tried.
- I like it.
- It was a good idea though.
- Good idea.
- Gilear is in the
sarcophagus which, right now,
will probably save his life,
even as bad of an idea as it is.
Hold on one—
- Did he get temp HP too?
- Yes is the sarcophagus
within the twilit hallows?
- Oh yes he actually does get temp HP.
He got six temp HP, more than
double what he normally has.
- That's fantastic, well done Gilear.
- How about that?
Okay.
What's the range on that, okay.
Penelope
steps forward
one, two, three,
hold on, this is gonna be big.
- I don't like that.
I'll tell you right now,
Brennan, I don't like that.
I don't like it to be big.
- Yeah that's everybody.
- You didn't roll my new temp,
my new temp HP.
- There you go, so you got things to do
before you do this big stuff.
- Fig, your new temp HP is eight.
- I will take it.
- Okay.
- That might keep me up.
- This is going to be—
- Stop, stop.
- Does she get me even though
she can't see me?
- Yes, 'cause she's doing area affect.
I am going to need everybody here
to make a constitution saving throw.
- Can I have Boggy give
me the help action?
- Yes you can but Boggy
might be going away
in a moment.
- Oh no.
- You can't just say things like that.
- What is wrong—
- You can't do this.
- That's very loose dude,
you can't just be saying
things like Boggy's,
thank god.
- 17.
- 21.
- We don't have advantage right now,
that's right.
- I got a six.
- Hold on one sec g*ng.
- Wait, if I don't use
Boggy for advantage,
do I roll for Boggy then?
- If,
Ayda has made Gaf
incorporeal for this fight.
- Oh okay.
- So you can do the same with Boggy
and have him not be at
risk of getting destroyed.
He just won't be in
the fight, helping you.
- I'll keep him in the fight, helping me
'cause I can bring him back—
- You can always bring him back.
He'll just be momentarily gone.
He's a familiar, he'll
just be momentarily gone.
I'm not even looking in the chat.
- Please @ Brennan.
- He will feel death though.
- Find his email
on the internet.
- He'll feel what it feels like to die.
- Oh what a cute haunting it'd be.
- Okay hold on one second.
- I'd want it to be like Bloody Mary,
like he shows up in your mirrors.
- Hell yes.
Bogariel Frogariel.
- Bogariel Frogariel.
- Okay, Ayda and Sandra
Lynn are both off of this
protection—
- What has Ayda been doing?
- Protection, sorry, she's been,
it's her turn next, she's
gonna take hers next.
I am just looking at something real—
- I did wink at her
so technically she has bardic inspiration.
- Cool.
She and Sandra Lynn are both
out of the range of this.
One second.
You also, I believe, you
do have advantage on this
because of protection from evil and good.
Okay.
Ragh and Tracker both fail.
- What is a failure, I got a 17.
- Who here got a 16 or higher?
Gorgug didn't make it,
Kristen didn't make it,
Riz didn't make it, okay.
So here's what's gonna happen.
You see Penelope step up and go,
"Oh I'm so sorry guys, time to chill out."
and a cone of cold covers the entire,
it completely eviscerates
most of Bill's crew.
One, two, three,
four,
five,
oh six,
oh dear, seven.
- These are D4's right?
- These are D—
- These are actually D2's, yeah.
- They're trick coins, they're both ones.
- That's gonna be a big 12
damage to everybody who failed.
- Everyone gets none damage.
- Cool, six damage I'm fine.
Is everyone else good?
- I gained health.
My roll of nine.
I have plus seven.
- Also can't it be,
it's gotta be hard to cast
a cone of cold in hell.
- Yeah, that's true.
Probably has to do some
sort of arcana check right?
probably a really high DC arcana check.
- Like trying to scoop ice
cream in an oven, really.
- Technically, I'm
resistant to thunder damage
because of my headbutt so maybe—
- So the people that failed this
take 40 points of cold damage.
- Can I use uncanny dodge to do half?
- Does uncanny dodge allow you to do it
in response to constitution saves, or—
- I thought it was an attack you can see
but it might just be a melee attack.
I can look it up.
- Let me double—
look it up and let me know if you can.
But those take 40,
those who made the save instead take
20.
Boggy is destroyed.
- No.
- Freezes, cracks,
falls apart.
- You k*lled my frog.
- Did she hit Daybreak?
- She is able to sculpt
the spell around Daybreak.
The Hangman also takes
40 points of cold damage.
- Really?
- How many hit points
does the Hangman have?
- 27.
- Hangman
frozen, goes down.
- Gorgug fix him.
- Gorgug.
- Okay.
- So you guys see, the two people,
did anyone drop from that or no?
- No, no.
- What is everyone's hit
point total right now?
- Why would I tell you?
43.
- 43.
- 80, baby.
- 36.
- 23.
- Baby?
- Thank you.
- 31, Baby.
- Potentially, potentially
at 15 if I can use it.
It's evasion, not uncanny dodge.
- You guys see the Hangman
drops, Boggy is dead.
But the Hangman is not fully dead.
The Hangman's just down and broken.
Tracker drops.
Which means that both
the twilight sanctuary
and the beacon of hope are gone.
- Does that mean we lose our
temp HP or are we still—
- You have your temp HP,
you just won't get more.
- One second.
- Bogariel Frogariel.
- Honestly that wasn't as impressive
as the destructive wrath though, right?
- Yeah.
- Destructive wrath was more impressive.
- Thank you.
- Wording of uncanny dodge
is starting at fifth level,
when an attacker that you can
see hits you with an attack,
you can use your reaction
to halve the attack's damage against you.
- This is not an attack.
- Right.
- So you are at 15.
That is now going to be Daybreak's turn.
Daybreak does not,
Daybreak moves to the
side to go after Kristen.
- Can I,
get an attack of opportunity on him?
- Yeah, I'm a sentinel.
Can I get an attack on—
- The only person right now—
- Can I have an attack—
- Based on your—
- Can I do an attack
of opportunity against him?
- No, the only actually, the only person
who can take an attack of
opportunity is Fig right now.
- Really, okay.
Come on.
God I've never asked you for anything.
I got a two again.
- No.
- Baby.
- Okay.
That is going to be,
he's gonna take two swings
with his halberd at Kristen.
- Can I help you?
- Kristen's armor class,
Daybreak is gonna hit both times.
- Shield, so my AC's at 20.
- How do you have shield?
- I don't know.
- I think, that's shield of faith
which is a different spell.
- Oh okay.
Shield of faith.
- This is not usable as a reaction.
That is a concentration spell.
- You were confident though.
- Just cast a shield.
That's how you use it?
- That one gives someone a plus two AC
for as long as they're concentrated.
- Pete had shield, Ricky had triple faith.
- I just, I think maybe
I have shield okay?
Oh
right.
Yes, glyph of warding
that I thought
- You see—
- So different.
- You guys see that,
you guys see that Daybreak
begins to start regenerating.
And he's going to hit—
He deals 27 points of damage to Kristen.
- I'll take all of this
into consideration.
I'm at 22.
- We're all gonna die y'all.
- No, I will save everyone with
my bonus action healing word
and the two's I keep rolling.
- And the beacon of hope is
down now that Tracker's down.
- You guys see,
Ayda Aguefort flies down,
seeing that things are not going well.
- Do you have dispel magic stocked?
- She flies out and says,
"There's an expression,
great minds think alike."
And she rips the abjurative globe
without any roll, using
a six level spell slot
and the globe of invulnerability
around Penelope is gone.
That is—
- Like a big—
- It's a halberd.
- It's a halbert?
- Halberd.
- Big gleaming halberd.
- Like a spear with an ax head
- Beginning of the next round
the ship is going for a rocky entry
because the crew just got
k*lled in this cone of cold.
You see Bill shouts out and goes,
"Bumpy entry boy, everyone,
"stop choking me with that
chain" cling, clang, clang.
I'm gonna need a new layer roll
as Kalvaxus enters.
- 19.
- You see that Bill looks out and goes,
he looks at you and says,
"You love your father, boy?"
- "Yes, yes."
- "That's a good lad."
You are in the flame and
suddenly
breach through,
choking smoke
and thick freezing rain,
over an endless city of cast iron.
This is Dis, the second
level of the nine hells.
A sprawling metropolis of
dread, misery and t*rture.
You see that Klaxons begin to
ring huge wrought iron bells
as devils shout, "It's Seacaster."
As these ships just
descend from the clouds.
Bill have some way of
traveling through the layers
beyond what the devils can find.
You see that, Bill looks at you and says,
"All right lad, where's your father?"
- "In a room with a bunch of goblins?"
- "Keep your eyes peeled for a room."
You see that—
- "He was in a chair,
there's chairs in the room."
- "Any light fixtures?"
- "Yes there was one light fixture,
"but I think that was magical
"so possible magical light fixture,
"possible no light fixture."
- "Level of brightness in the room?"
- "Low."
- "Okay."
- "But magical again, so
it might not be there."
- "What type of chair?"
- Tracker is going to make
her first death saving throw.
- It just hit me that we actually have to,
that's a reality.
- 13 is a success.
Sandra Lynn smashes with Baxter
onto the deck of the ship.
And is going to second level cure wounds,
Tracker is back up with 11 hit points.
- Thank you, Sandra Lynn.
- But now Sandra Lynn is in
the mix with everybody else.
You see...
- Why, where have you been?
- Those guys are all gone,
Fabian that's you baby.
- Great,
Daybreak or Penelope, any preference?
- No.
- Great.
- I probably, well,
whatever, whatever you
feel comfortable with.
- Can I close with Penelope?
- Can you close with
Penelope, great question.
- I feel more confident about Daybreak
but I just wanna know,
what is the distance
between Penelope and I?
- One, two, three, four, five,
you can get there in 30 feet
with an acrobatics check
to cover difficult terrain.
But
other than that, she's
more than 30 feet away.
- If you hold until my action,
I can pick you up with the Hand.
- Okay.
- Or you can do the acrobatics check.
- Hand might be good
for throwing Daybreak.
- Yeah, I'm gonna go for
the acrobatics check.
Or can I make it an athletics
check that involves jumping?
- Sorry, what's that?
- Can I make it an athletics
check that involves jumping?
- Sure, yeah.
- Great.
Well then I'll use the
sneakers of dunking.
Here we go now.
- Nice.
- A nat one and a 19, so it'll be 27.
- Hell yeah.
You run along the deck
of your father's ship,
swash buckle up the gutter,
vault over the banister and
bam, land on the fo'c'sle.
- "Do you remember prom?
"We did a very similar thing."
And I'll attack.
- "Oh god, you're such a freak."
And go for it.
- Great.
First one is,
how close is she to the edge?
- She's about 10 feet from the edge.
- I like that.
- That was so loud.
- Sorry,
it was just an exciting number to hear.
We're gonna hit her for—
- What is your roll,
what's your attack roll?
- It's,
it is 26.
- She casts shield, it
doesn't do anything.
- Counter spell.
- You're gonna counter spell her shield?
Okay.
- The shield didn't do any—
- Oh the shield didn't do
anything?
- The shield didn't do anything.
- Oh okay, I thought that
Fabian was—
- I'm gonna use a
mobile flourish to push her five feet
plus whatever my bardic inspiration is.
So if it's a six, I believe she'll—
- If you roll a six in the box of doom,
she will go over the edge.
- Great.
And yeah.
- That's a guaranteed six,
that's a guaranteed six.
- Guaranteed six.
- Five.
- That's a five.
- But it's a five and a one on the D8.
- One on the D8,
so that's
that's
that's 10
plus five
so 15 damage and she gets pushed 10 feet
and then as a college of swords bard,
I get 10 plus feet of movement.
- Cool.
- With my, whenever I attack
so I'd like to close and just kick
with my second attack.
- Go for it.
You're just gonna try to do a shove,
just shove her off?
- I just wanna shove her off
the boat, she should
be up against the edge.
She's one feet away.
- This is just an opposed athletics.
You might be amazed to know
that her athletics is not great.
- I also think something like
this happened at prom as well.
- She did roll a natural 16.
- Okay.
- And you have to roll this straight.
Her athletics is minus
one, you have to beat a 15.
- All right, I have a nine.
- So a six or higher does it.
You
whip around
blanket and boom, kick her
off the deck
of your father's,
kick her off the deck
of your father's ship.
She falls into the sky
over the Iron City of Dis,
shrieking and wailing.
- "I'm back, baby."
- Incredible.
And she's used her reaction.
That is going to be, that's Fabian's turn.
End of your turn,
Daybreak's taking a legendary
to swing at Kristen.
He hits,
dealing—
- That's gonna be a shield.
It's gonna be a shield.
- What is this, shield?
- He deals 11 points of damage
to Kristen.
- Okay I'm at 11.
- 11 points of damage to Kristen.
- Oh wait, I have nine temp
hit points so I'm at 20.
- Remember, temp hit points don't stack.
- Right right so if I had those
nine temp hit points there—
- It would be impossible for
me to roll a nine on a D8, so.
- Oh weird.
- So make sure, don't add
the temp hit points together.
- I didn't think I was, but clearly I did.
Okay so—
- So what is Kristen at?
- Let's say 15.
- Okay.
- I don't know what the
temp hit points were,
so I just gave myself four or whatever.
- Average it is good.
Cool, that is, that's
Daybreak, that's legendary.
Adaine, that's your turn.
- Oh baby you know what I wanna do.
Is pick up Daybreak and throw
him off the side of the ship.
- This Hand is a vibe.
- This like, claw machine.
- Absolutely, it's a claw machine attack.
- Cool.
- I'm just sitting here
with my remote control.
- Go for it.
- It's a concentration spell bonus action.
- That's incredible.
- Oh, I didn't roll.
To keep my concentration
when I got those 20—
- Great go ahead, you
took what, 20 damage?
- I took 20 damage, I rolled
with advantage with w*r mage.
Yeah that says 17.
- Great.
- So yeah this is my opposed
strength check against Daybreak
is a
22?
- 22.
He's got a plus nine to this.
- Okay, he rolls a nine.
- He rolls a nine?
- He rolls a nine,
that's my other divination roll.
- Okay.
- So he gets an 18 against my 22.
- He is going to use indomitable
to re-roll that nine.
- It's fine I'm using up his—
- You're using up indomitable
he used one, he survives, he
is not pushed off the side.
That's your bonus action.
- And then,
I guess I'll do a fourth
level chromatic orb?
- Hell yeah.
- Against him.
Which is, wait 'cause
three D8 is at first level
so second level would
be four D8, third five,
so six D8 of cold damage against him.
One,
two,
three,
can I have some D8's please?
- What's the save he has to make?
- I think chromatic orb is
just a megalight spell attack,
isn't it?
- It's a—
- Don't you roll?
- Oh yeah,
it'd be attack hits.
Yes it's a—
- Yeah you roll
and add to your spell attack.
- So yeah, it's me.
- Oh I forgot I put a candy dice in that.
- Did you swallow it whole?
- Drink your dice, Brennan.
- It's like a big pointy pill.
- We're gonna make you
drink your dice.
- Drink your dice, dude.
- Drink your dice.
- That is a 26 to hit.
- That hits, go ahead and roll damage.
- One, two, three, four, five, six.
6d8? Yes.
Okay,
sorry, five,
10,
15,
18 damage.
- 18 damage, hell yeah.
light him up with the cold,
throw the Hand at him.
That's now going to be
the end of Adaine's turn.
He's gonna take another legendary action,
take a swing.
- "Kristen."
- Swings at Kristen, hits.
- Shield.
- And deals you 12 points
of slashing damage.
- Okay.
I'm at three.
- That is going to be—
- Are you lost?
- That's Riz.
- "Remember me, Daybreak?"
I sh**t him.
That's a 22.
- Riz,
can we get that line again?
- 22 hits.
- Just energy.
- Sleeping while I was hiding.
- I love that.
- Sleeping while I was hiding.
- He took a nap?
- It got real cold.
Found a blanket in your hiding spot.
- Wow, that's a really good one.
- 32 damage.
- Jesus.
- Incredible.
- Hell yeah.
Blam, you blast Daybreak
at the end of Riz's turn.
- I hide again.
- He's gonna take a swing at
Kristen with his last legendary
of the round.
- Miss,
miss.
- On a nat 17, he hits.
He deals you 10 points of damage.
- All right.
- Is Kristen down?
- Yeah, yeah I'm down.
- Don't worry Kristen,
I've got a little thing
called healing word
- Kristen, we need a death
saving throw from you.
- Oh no, it's your turn?
- It's a nine.
- That's a failure.
- We'll be fine.
What am I seeing in whatever
my version of the afterlife is?
- You're in hell right now,
so I think you're back in Sylvaire
kind of looking at a nice tree.
- Oh cool, I love nature.
"This tree is so nice."
- "Don't go to the tree,
"Kristen don't go to the tree"
- Kristen, come back to hell."
- "I've seen so many trees."
- "You've gotta come back
"to hell."
- Ragh slams Coach Daybreak
for 12 points of damage.
- A little late.
- and that's going to be Gorgug.
- "Kristen."
I run over there and I'm
just gonna recklessly attack.
- Cool.
- All right.
First hit is,
28.
Second hit,
25.
Third hit,
27.
Three hits.
11,
12,
three.
So 11, 12, three,
23,
26 plus,
24?
So 26 plus 24, I do,
50 damage.
- 50, Jesus.
You just start lay
"What the hell?
"What's that Owlbear pin
doing on your hoodie?"
- "Oh I'm on their
freaking team you d*ck."
"And we're doing great.
"And we're doing so much
better without you."
- "No you're not, you can't be."
- "You were a bad coach."
- "Yes, we are."
- Fig, that is you.
- Okay, I have to use for a
spell, healing word on Kristen
which means I'm gonna attack.
Can I get the help action from Baby?
'Cause I've been rolling
nothing but two's.
- Invisible Baby.
- Yes.
You can get the help action—
- I can?
- From Baby.
- Juicy Baby.
- Okay, so I guess I'm
just gonna attack Daybreak.
Well first, I'm gonna healing
word bring up Kristen.
- And can I say I was
standing in front of Kristen?
- Unfortunately you
can't muscle in between
where Kristen and Daybreak are.
You could like,
I guess you can stand
over her unconscious body?
- Sure.
- Cool.
- So Kristen you get,
Kristen you get 16 hit points
and then I have no choice
but to attack Daybreak
using booming blade.
Does a
21 hit?
- 21 hits.
- Yes, okay
I'm gonna use a bardic inspiration
to do an extra three D6
and if he willingly moves after this,
he will take two D8
more of thunder damage.
- Cool.
- 17 damage.
- 17 damage to him?
You
- And let me know if he willingly moves.
- I will let you know
if he willingly moves.
- How is he still up?
- He is still up.
- He regenerates health.
- That's Fig's turn.
- He regenerates health?
- I guess.
- As Penelope
begins to fall away,
she is going to
misty step back to the ship
and
firebolt
Fabian.
- Lame, we're just going to do this again.
- She hits
and deals, one, two, three—
- Wait how many—
- 23.
- Oh sh*t.
- Firebolt's a cantrip.
- Yeah you're right—
- It's three D8.
She'd have to do mass.
- I guess no one else
is gonna cast a spell before she has to—
- 11 deals 19 points of damage to Fabian.
- What are you at?
- I'm at four.
- I'm just worried that she,
something that's legendary,
somebody else turns up.
- I think Daybreak.
- She goes, "Kicking a girl?"
"Not a good look.
"Nice blanket."
- "It's a sheet."
- It's the queen of mean.
- No, the queen of mean is
at the other end of the ship.
"If you think you've got barbs,
wait until you meet Vraz."
- You see, that is Penelope's turn.
That goes back to Daybreak.
He is not going to let up,
takes a swing at Kristen.
Misses.
Takes another swing at Kristen
- Hey what about me?
- Hits.
- But Gorgug's there.
- Doesn't matter, he's
gonna try to go for you.
Deals eight points of damage.
- You're still standing.
- That is Daybreak's turn.
- Everyone try and stay up
so I can do something
other than healing word.
- Is Tracker up now?
- Tracker is also up.
You see—
- "Tracker, put your blood in my mouth."
- "Fabian?"
- Sorry, you know like,
like the spell, not like a, you remember.
- I'm not totally,
I don't remember.
- Sandra Lynn,
remember blood?
- No one knows what you're
talking about
- "Kristen put your blood
"in Fabian's mouth."
- "Fabian you're being weird."
- "No I'm not, it was a thing."
- "You're being weird."
- "Nice blanket."
- Okay, am I in a nightmare?
What's happening?
- "A sheet is a blanket."
- Okay, Ayda Aguefort's
about to do something
extremely badass.
Now let's see if she can throw well enough
to see if this works.
- I wish I could do a cool
spell in front of her.
- Oh sh*t.
- You brought me back to life.
- Did you, that's like—
- You saved your friend's life
- I know but I don't know if she saw that.
- And then you stabbed him.
- I know but it was only—
- Pretty cool.
- It didn't k*ll him.
- She's crazy about you.
You can literally sit and drink a cortada
this whole fight and be sh*t faced,
she'd love it.
- You see that
Ayda begins to fly to the ship.
She looks and says, "This is
becoming extremely taxing.
"We would like this to end."
And
as she's flying, begins to,
the only way to put it is,
teleport multiple times per second
so there is like a
flickering group of 10 of her
flying at the ship.
And you see that she begins
to slash out with her talons
and simultaneously through
teleporting in quantum space
to different places, deals
28 damage to Daybreak and
Penelope.
- Is Johnny Spells here?
- Yeah where's,
is Johnny Spells here?
- He just crawled back up.
He hasn't had a chance to take a turn yet.
And then,
two,
cool, that is now going to be,
back at the top of the next order.
Bill's gonna look at you,
Riz, and he's going to say,
he says, "Lad, we need an answer.
"Your father, he's somewhere in the city?"
- "He's inside some kind of big,
"do you know where goblins would be?"
- "Do you love your father boy?"
- "I do, I do,
"but that doesn't—"
- "Do you love your father?"
you see he points at one
of his pirates and says,
"Do you believe in family?"
- "Yeah."
- "Stuff him in the cannon."
Two of the pirates
stuff you in the cannon,
light the fuse—
- No, take me with him.
- And blasts you off
into the city.
- He can't go on his own.
- You are blasted off into the city.
Go ahead and give me a
dexterity saving throw.
- What's happening?
- Can I do an insight check
to see if he's having fun?
- Bill Seacaster?
He's having a great time.
- No, Riz.
- I'm just baffled.
I'm like, "If you think
it'll work, Mr. Seacaster."
Oh no.
That's a 14.
- You have evasion, right?
- I don't think is a, I mean—
- I don't think it's an attack.
- I'm being blown out of a cannon.
- 14 is successful—
- Oh great.
- So you take half of,
you take seven plus six,
13 bludgeoning damage.
- Barely alive.
- Boom, as you are fired off,
smashed through a window into the city.
And you guys see that he has some pirates
fire Riz out of a cannon
into the city.
- How far away is he now?
- Probably a couple hundred feet.
- "Papa, what are you doing?"
- "We don't have the time
boy, we have to find him."
- "I understand that
"but I think his hit
points are pretty low."
- "I literally have a spell—"
- "He'll be fine."
- "That can find him."
- "Why are we throwing
people out of cannons?"
- The Ball is the Ball again.
- Go ahead and give me
another layer action roll.
- 16.
Okay, the ship courses off over the city
and begins to do this bank
and it just starts broadsiding,
cannons just firing tons
of gold and holy water
and saints' finger bones
wrapped in old parchment,
and the city just begins to light up
as other ships of the
armada begin to arrive.
You tumble out of a broken,
dark red and black stained glass window
in a strangely familiar seeming building.
- Is anybody around?
- Empty room.
It seems that the devils
have all heard the alarm
and have all started to flee.
- "Dad?"
- The place echoes but you
see a familiar dark hallway.
- I rush down the hallway.
- That's the layer action.
That's gonna be Sandra Lynn and Tracker.
Tracker's gonna hit Kristen
with a max level to her—
- Tracker's gonna hit Kristen
with the mace.
- She goes,
she goes, "Everyone look away."
Jumps, 69.
- "I'm in the same square."
- "I'm in the same square."
- I think your leg is hers and I'm like—
- "Don't involve me.
"I don't think I'm comfortable with this.
- Eight plus five, 13 hit points.
Kristen you are back up.
You see she looks at you,
she actually just gives you
a very sweet kiss on the mouth and says,
"Double clerics baby, nobody
can keep us down for long."
- "That's right, that's right."
- "Literally, they can't keep us down
"for long."
- "No they really cannot.
"We are back up, we bounced back."
- That is Tracker.
Sandra Lynn is going to fire
twice with her bow at Daybreak.
Hits once deals damage.
That is going to be Fabian.
- We're gonna do it again.
I'll swing on Penelope.
- Cool.
- Does a nat 20 hit?
So I don't double,
if I use Fandrangor—
- You double everything.
- Will I double everything
if I use Fandrangor?
- You will double everything.
- Great, so we're gonna hit her,
we're gonna do the D8.
- What is Fandrangor's deal?
- Fandrangor.
- Read off
Fandrangor's abilities.
- Yes of course.
"Fandrangor is sort of the Northstar blade
"of the Elven kings.
"Plus two to attack and damage.
"Finesse, one handed, one D8 piercing.
"Burn a spell slot on the
hit, one D6 damage per level."
- There you go.
- That sounds like a pretty cool
magical item.
- It's pretty cool so I will—
- Let Brennan know
if you want him to give me a magical—
- Oh me too.
- Tell us in the comments
if you wanna give everybody else
a rad magical item.
- I have a big bag
of ice cream sandwiches.
- So we'll do two D8—
- I gave Fabian that sword.
- Two D8—
- I'll burn a second level spell.
- Jesus Christ.
- For four D6
and then we'll make it a mobile flourish
so we're kicking her
back off, two more D6.
- That's crazy.
- Call me the Ball.
This is pretty heavy.
- Oh there's so many ones here guys.
10,
three, 13.
- You mentioned the Ball,
and summoned my rolls.
- Exactly.
20,
plus nine
for 31
points of damage
and kicking them—
- Off the boat?
- Yeah, I guess if I
can add both of the dice
for mobile flourish, it would
be seven feet plus five.
So 12 feet.
So yet again, I kicked them off the boat.
- We love to see it folks.
- Hold on one sec guys,
I have to do something.
- Yeah.
- You see,
a twirl of magic, Penelope
comes back up and says,
"I'm so sorry that you've
had what appears to be
"some kind of collapse and are like,
"fighting with a blanket now,
"but I just wanna tell you something.
"We're gonna drag you and all
your shitty stupid little,
"what, Bad Kid friends, to hell.
"Forever."
- "I actually already live
here, I'm an arch devil."
- "Yeah, did you hear that?
- "Yeah we're just—
- "She already lives here."
- "At our friend's house, dude."
- You see, you hear at
the front, Kalvaxus say,
"Again, if we recognize her laser,
"I believe this fight seems mostly lost.
"Use reason."
You see she says, "Now
it's time for you to go.
"Bye bye Fabian."
And in the midst of her
preparing her next spell,
tell me what happens
to Penelope Everpetal.
- I think I throw my sheet in such a way
that it blocks her
field of vision.
And by the time the
sheet is gone, I'm gone.
- Like that trick people do to dogs?
- Yes, like that trick people do to dogs.
- And then by the time
she notices me again,
I full on like,
grab her by,
around and just full on
do some kind of—
- You do like a tango swing dancing
and just spin her off of the ship.
She
motes of silver light.
You see up at the front,
your dad, who is just now,
has his hook arm stabbing
repeatedly into one of the devils,
looks up and just takes an
entire legendary action to go,
"That's my darling boy."
- "I am, I am your darling
boy and I'm my own man.
"Those, I can be both those things.
"I do not need to live in your shadow."
- "No, he's my own his darling man boy!"
- "Yes I am."
- You see Penelope
Everpetal is gone, baby.
- Bye b*tch.
- Penelope Never-petal.
- That's right.
- Thank you so much.
Thank you so much to
everyone for this award.
- Yes, I look to Baby.
- Invisibly dancing.
- Baby is invisible but doing
a very crude celebration dance
"That is indecent."
- You guys see,
huffing and puffing
after coming his whole
f*cking way up here,
you see Johnny Spells who is still around
in this f*cking fight,
is gonna run up, he's going
to perform a spell real quick.
He goes, "Oh,
"you thought you could forget
about Johnny Spells, huh?
"No one ever really got
into what my whole deal was,
"but you're going to now."
- "Well it was, you just, you didn't fap.
"You were no fap, that
was your whole thing."
- "That's not the only thing
about me."
- "That is the whole thing."
- "That was the whole thing,
"that you were a predator
who didn't f*ck."
- I'm gonna need a dexterity—
- Counter spell.
- Yeah it's gone,
yeah it's full.
He goes,
summons the fire spell,
and Adaine, you smack it out of the air.
- "Get outta here you weird creep."
- "Oh mama, pretty emasculating
for the no fap warlock."
- I don't like that you
like that it's emasculating.
- "I like it all, little mama."
- "You're too horny, just masturbate.
"You're already in hell, who cares?"
- Adaine that is gonna be your turn.
- Yeah I'm gonna ignore Johnny Spells
who is clearly like,
a wiener and
try and throw Daybreak off the ship again.
- Okay, hell yeah.
Go ahead and roll your athletics.
- 19?
- 19?
He had a nat 20.
- Well good for him.
In which case, I will,
hit him with another
fourth level chromatic
orb,
sorry can I get those D8's back please?
- You got some pretty good D8's over here.
- Okay I'll take a couple of these D8's.
- You do an attack roll, right?
- I do do an attack roll, god damn.
20.
- You hit, go ahead and tell
me how much damage you did.
- 10.
- 10—
- No wait, no.
22,
27 damage.
- What type of damage?
- Cold.
- Okay.
- Cold, thunder, cold, thunder?
Cold.
- So that's gonna be, hold on—
- Is it only elemental?
Can't do like, radiant?
- No there's no radiant damage.
I could do, acid, cold,
fire, lightning, poison—
- Legendary action at
the end of Adaine's turn,
misses Kristen.
That's going to be
Riz, go ahead and give me
an investigation check.
- Can I use steady eye
to give myself advantage?
- Yes you can.
- That is a
23.
- 23,
you begin to rush down the hall.
You see
a familiar
light
coming out from a closed doorway.
There is a doorway next to it
that is slightly ajar
and you see steel thrones in this room
next to where to the door's ajar
and you see the reflection
of the black marble at the back wall that,
you see a reflection of your father
through a two way mirror.
He's in an interrogation room,
and this open room can show you
who's in the room with him right now.
- Okay, do I see anybody
in the room with him?
- You're gonna have to go
into the room to find out.
- Sweet, but real quick
as I run over to it,
I wanna pull out of my
little sliver of mirror,
make sure there's no illusions going on
that are trying to mess
me up between the two.
- You use your sliver,
there's no illusions here
to trick you in this room.
- Sweet, then I will,
I will go into the room that
I can see into his room.
- Cool, go ahead and
give me a stealth roll.
- Come on baby, I've been
doing better with these ones.
Not that time though.
That's okay, that's an 18.
- 18, you see a full,
you walk in and see a
full f*cking pit fiend
standing over your
father's body in the chair.
We're gonna move on from
Riz's turn to Kristen.
- Okay, I'm gonna dimension door
the f*ck away from Daybreak.
- You can take one other
person with you, right?
- Yeah, Tracker.
- Tracker and you are both pretty low.
- Great, yeah, I'll take the two of us.
- Just like, toward the front of the ship,
the back of the ship?
- Where's the least amount of
chaos going on?
- Front of the ship
with Fabian.
- Okay yeah I'll do that.
- Cool.
- And then, bonus action,
can I mask healing word?
- Yeah absolutely.
- Okay cool.
Maybe I'll do that first so that I can—
- Hit everybody?
- Hit everybody, but yeah.
So I get six creatures.
So what, that's all of you guys?
You four and then Tracker.
- I'm pretty good but I would take it.
- Okay cool.
- Go for it.
- Okay yeah so then that's,
I'm gonna do that as a—
- Cool.
- Fourth level, we all get,
what's my spell modifier here?
- Oh it's, great great great.
Oh baby, that's 14.
- Hell yeah.
- Oh thank you.
- Thank you.
- Daybreak's starting to look hurt.
You see that he looks at Ragh and goes,
"What the hell's the matter with you Ragh?
"Where's your team spirit?"
And he goes, "Dude, I got
plenty of team spirit.
"By the way, Dayne I already
said he missed me up,
"it was super inappropriate
for you to invite team players
"over to your house to do
your weird religious sh*t.
"That was not cool when that happened."
- Yes, deal with your trauma Ragh.
- "Jawbone would be so
proud of me right now.
"Most people don't get a
chance at this kind of closure.
"You don't kinda get to say stuff
"to the people that wronged you
"after they've been
m*rder*d by your friends.
"I mean you guys m*rder*d me
too, but we hashed it out.
"I'm so glad you guys
k*lled me that one time."
- "You're a good person, Ragh."
- "You're a good person."
- "I'm sorry I said that
you shat your pants."
- "It's okay, I did."
- "Actually, you didn't.
"Daybreak shat his pants and was—"
- "I didn't?
"I've been living this whole time,
"thinking I sh*t my pants?"
- "I am so sorry."
- Gorgug, it's your turn.
- Okay I'm just gonna
recklessly attack him again.
- Go for it.
- "I'm just so tired of you."
23 on the first one.
25 on the second one.
Let me crit, come on world.
26 on the third one.
Wait, that's a D8 whoops.
- Oh
- Yeah baby.
- 24
plus
24.
- 48?
- 48.
- Okay, hold on.
- 48 damage to this bad boy.
- He is so f*cking struggling right now.
- Why won't you die?
- End of this turn,
he's gonna take a swing at you.
That's a crit.
- Fun.
- Fun.
- He deals 11, six, 17, plus
five, 22 points of damage,
halved to Gorgug.
That is his legendary action,
that is Gorgug's turn.
Fig, it is you.
- Okay.
I'm assuming he doesn't have magical ways
to get back on the boat.
So I'm gonna try and do a fourth
level psionic blast at him.
So that is, let's see,
so that's 28 damage and if
he fails his dexterity save,
then he gets pushed off the boat.
- 28 damage to him, does
he save for half or no?
- He would save for half, yeah he saves.
- And what kind of save is it?
- Dex save.
- Okay.
I'm gonna roll in the box of doom.
He will beat this on a 10 or higher.
That, I'm gonna push it
where the crew can see.
That's a natural three.
You see, he whips around and says,
"I'm gonna k*ll you all.
"All of you deserve to be
here, not me, I was a holy man.
"You are a literal arch devil."
- "Yeah b*tch, it's fun."
- Doesn't he take damage
when he moves, too?
- Oh yeah, the booming blade.
- The booming blade too.
Coach Daybreak is eviscerated,
flung off the ship.
He is dead.
- And then Baby's gonna go and
try to steal from Vraz again.
- Go Baby, go Baby, go.
- Go for it.
- He doesn't get it.
- Penelope, dead.
Dayne and Daybreak, dead.
- I'm gonna steal, I'm gonna
steal Daybreak's visage also,
while he's dying in front of me.
- You see that Ayda calls
out to you and says,
"You're so charming and wonderful,
"it's really incredible
to watch you fight.
"It's,
"is it strange to say this about
your friends, it's erotic."
- "Yes, that's strange to say
in front of your friends."
- "No it's not."
- "Okay I won't say that anymore."
- "It's definitely not weirder than 69-ing
right next to me"
- "Yes that does also make
me very uncomfortable."
- "Why?"
- "That was a sex act?"
- Yeah.
- Oh okay.
Yeah, no I'm clocking
that, yes absolutely.
- Just 'cause they're both
wearing pants.
- It just happened so quickly
and aggressively—
- Seems very complicated.
- Under such adverse circumstances.
- It's very aggressive.
- Ayda is going to
go ahead
and,
she's actually gonna,
looking at you guys wrapping things up,
she casts clairvoyance.
And goes,
turns around as the ships
all start banking and goes,
"Riz is in that building right there."
And points off to the side of the ship.
- All right, who wants to go there with me
next turn?
- Me.
- You see,
Bill shouts out, as it's his turn,
"Clear the cannons."
You see—
- Can I look around for some
holy oil or something and grab it?
- Yes you can.
Go ahead and give me another
layer check Murph.
- Holy oil?
- Murph, Murph.
- Just to coat my weapons—
- Nat one.
- We have to cheer.
We have to cheer.
- I'm gonna need,
I'm gonna need a—
- Wait can I luck point that?
- Do you have one left?
- Yeah I have one left.
- You can luck point that if you want.
- Two.
- This is literally
exactly what I did before.
First I did a one and got a two.
I'm cursed today.
- I'm gonna need,
I'm gonna need
I'm gonna need dealer's choice,
you give me a dex or a strength
saving throw, everybody.
- Dex or strength?
- Oh no.
- Can I do strength with
advantage cause I'm raging?
- You could do them
both if you would like.
- Yes you could do it with advantage.
- What's that?
- Do I get advantage 'cause of
protection from good and evil
- Not under this circumstance, no.
- I rolled a nat one.
- I got a 19.
- You got a 19, what did you get?
- 26.
- If only Boggy were here.
But some monster—
- Ragh makes it,
you got a nat one.
You got 10?
- Bird dude, I rolled bird.
- Fabian got 10, what did Kristen get?
- Seven.
- Seven, okay.
- Do I need to do it?
- No you don't need to
make that, that's right.
Cool.
- Ayda is going to use her
portent ability as a reaction.
And she knows Adaine will
probably still fail on this
so she's gonna give it to Fabian.
If you had rolled a 15,
what would you have gotten?
- I would have rolled a 22.
- Ayda's eyes glow,
she begins to fly for Adaine
to catch you physically
and with divination, helps
you stay on the ship.
Tracker sees you, begins
to go into flying wolf form
and Sandra Lynn gets on the thing.
A magical broadside from the city
dispels the gravity effect on the ship
so you all just begin to fly off the ship.
Except for everyone else that grabs them.
- I sprout devil wings.
- How's Johnny Spells doing?
- Johnny Spells,
he rolls a natural eight and
goes flying off the ship.
- "Bye."
- "You're so irrelevant dude."
- "No, I had stuff, I had plans—"
- You didn't get your dance battle.
- "Tell us what your day was."
- Incredible.
- How long have you been
planning this revenge?
- You see that,
I'm actually gonna say, as this happens,
as Johnny goes,
you guys all fly, Fabian's fine,
Kristen's
Tracker and Sandra Lynn are going for you,
Adya's going for you.
You see that the three devils at the helm
are all still there.
Bill makes eye contact with you, Fabian.
Looks and says,
as the gravity shifts,
he gets an insane smile
on his face and goes,
"You are your own man.
"You've the helm of the Goldenrod."
- What?
- Jumps,
let's the gravity change
and all the devils grappling
him fly off the ship with him.
- Is it my turn?
How far away is he?
- He's immediately about 60 feet away.
And yeah,
Sandra Lynn and Tracker grab Kristen.
Fabian, it's your turn,
the helm is unmanned.
- Great, I'd like to,
however need be, make my
way to the helm of the ship.
- You double your move, get there.
You see that Kalvaxus says,
"Listen, now that you're
the new captain of the ship,
"consider for a moment that
"I could be much more
useful to you as a—"
- "Flip over, flip over."
- "It always hurts."
Adaine, it is your turn.
- Can I
use my forceful Hand
to grab Bill Seacaster?
He's 60 feet away, that's
the distance of the Hand.
- Yes you can, I'm gonna
make athletics checks
from the devils grappling him,
that's what you have to beat.
- Oh okay great.
It's a 15.
- 15?
Okay.
These guys only have plus fours.
If they roll, you got a 15?
If they roll 11's or higher.
Two of them make it, so
they pull against the Hand.
But you reach out, try
to grab Bill, he says,
"Good on you lass" as
he starts to disappear.
- Well then can I,
lightning bolt those two devils?
- Sure, yes you absolutely can.
- As a fourth level
spell, I guess, 'cause
that's what I've got left.
- Yeah, go for it.
- Would that make them drop him?
Maybe, no?
- No, probably wouldn't
make them drop him.
- Does anyone else have an
action they want to attempt
in this last round where
Bill's flying away?
Cool.
So it goes, Fabian grips the helm, Adaine,
next in the action would be,
Kristen you're getting rescued.
So I'm gonna say Gorgug and then Fig,
if you guys have actions you want to take.
- Can I...
- Kristen is there something
you would want to attempt
to try to save Bill
or would you want to get back to the ship?
- Can I say—
- Just back to the ship.
- Cool yeah.
- I don't know.
- Can I cast jump on myself
and then yell for the
crew to grab the chain
from the animated chain
- Oh yes.
- Yes you can.
- Okay.
- I have a more efficient way to do this.
- You can delay
until after Fig.
- I'll delay it 'til after you
- Okay, I just want to do bonus,
I have my skateboard
which lets me take a dash
as a bonus action,
so I just wanna pencil dive
down to Bill Seacaster,
grab him and then dimension door back.
- Hell yeah.
I'm gonna say—
- I didn't want you to jump down there.
- No yeah, for sure.
- Go ahead and make a,
sorry yes?
- Could I just,
can I touch Fig and my boots come off and
wrap around her feet?
- Hell yeah
Gorgug's enormous, what are
you, size 19 canonically?
Come off—
- It's like two more skateboards.
- Wrap around Fig's feet,
you get the jump spell
which is gonna give you advantage.
You need to hit, I'm gonna say,
this is a DC 15 athletics check
to get to, or acrobatics,
to get to Bill Seacaster.
- Can I throw, nevermind.
- Do you wanna throw Fig at—
- Yeah.
If you're cool with that.
- Would you rather be thrown or jumped?
- Yeah, let me know.
- Anything to use his stats
because mine are plus two.
- Cool, Gorgug you gotta
hit a 15 athletics.
- And I'm gonna say, you have to roll flat
because it's disadvantage
for throwing somebody,
advantage for being in a rage.
- Okay.
All right.
- You wanna bonus Zac's inspiration?
- I have none left I apologize
- Okay, cool.
- I have bardic inspiration.
- Cool.
- Wink, cool.
- It's a D8 for Fig.
- D8?
- D8 for Fig.
- What do you need?
- Might be a D10 now
that you're a level nine.
- I think it's D8 still.
- It's D8 still.
- What do I add to this?
- Athletics.
- Or acrobatics, whichever is higher.
- So,
saving throw or just flat?
- Athletics.
- Oh athletics, oh okay then great.
Then that's a 16.
- You pick up Fig,
you look like a m*ssile.
You see that Bill Seacaster says,
"From one, I step into another
webbed net in the sky."
You—
- I wanna backpack onto him
and then dimension door.
- You see Vraz goes, "What
is your f*cking deal?"
- Can I try to sleight of
hand, something else from her?
- Give me a sleight of hand check.
- 23
- You reach in, grab a scroll, she goes,
"No, no, no, no, no."
Bill says, "What's yours is ours"
you appear on the deck,
he looks at you, he goes,
"You've got the helm lad?"
- "Forever or just now?"
- "Oh for now, I wanna
do me some fighting."
- "Okay."
- You see, you guys wheel the ships around
and that's all, so that's all the madness
that has happened there.
We are actually going to exit combat
as you guys wheel back
around through the city.
- "To Riz."
- "To Riz."
- Me and a pit fiend.
- Riz.
You look
at the pit fiend
who is flanked by
two
barbed devils, two henchmen.
Pit fiend looks down,
splashes acid (making sound
effect) onto Pok's face.
He's in the chair, looking forward.
"Damned soul,
"confess.
"Confess your sins.
"This is what you must do."
Pok looks up.
"I k*lled people.
"I lied.
"I hurt people.
"I did what I had to do.
"I did my job, I don't have
anything to apologize for."
You see the pit fiend says,
"That's not how it works here, goblin.
"Is there nothing you regret?"
Pok looks up, swollen eye, he goes,
"I don't regret anything."
"You don't regret anything?
"There is nothing you miss
in the world of mortals?"
Pok goes,
"Miss the job.
"I miss the hunt.
"I miss,
"I miss the mission."
The pit fiend goes,
"There's nothing else you miss,
"nothing you regret not having seen?"
You see Pok looks up and says,
Pok looks confused and he goes,
"What else would I,
what else would I miss?"
You see the pit fiend goes,
"Your friends, your family?"
Pok goes, "Is that why I'm here?
"Did I not treat them right?"
He goes,
"Did you
"regret dying?
"Do you regret not seeing
the life of your son?"
Give me an insight check.
With disadvantage.
- 13.
- You see Pok looks up and goes,
"I don't,
"I don't miss,
"I don't know what to tell you.
"I don't know what to tell you.
"You get married, you have
a kid, it's what you do.
"Makes me a f*cking monster
that I don't give a sh*t?
"Does it make me a f*cking
monster that, I don't know,
"wife constantly nagging at you,
"be a better father, be around more?
"He's a kid.
"She wanted one, what the
f*ck do you want me to say?
"f*ck off, I did what
I had to do"
And you see a goblinoid
frenzy comes over Pok's face.
You see Pit Fiend smiles and goes,
"This one has promise.
"Do not create a lemure from his soul.
"We will keep this one as is."
The Pit Fiend turns around,
the barbed devils both lacerate
Pok with these barbed whips.
He goes unconscious, collapses.
And he goes, "Why am I here?"
Blood, "Why am I here?"
You see the Pit Fiend and the
barbed devils leave the room.
Pit Fiend goes, "Seacaster's about.
"We need more of the ninth wing here."
and they leave the room and
close the door behind them.
- I am going to,
misty step into the room.
- Hell yeah.
- And I guess I'll go up to
my dad who's unconscious?
And I guess I'll,
can I have myself roll like
a wisdom save or something,
'cause I
I'm thinking he might be under some spell
or acting strangely but I
think I wanna wake him up.
That's a nat 20 so I will,
I think,
I go to try to wake him up and then I
just feel super conflicted
about everything I just heard.
And then I wanna grab
the briefcase of holding
and scoop him up in it.
- As you go to open the briefcase,
the door
opens behind you
and the two barbed devils
are both right there.
they see you.
You see all of,
you didn't hear them
approaching, you're conflicted,
your dad, when you were a
kid, never was f*cking around.
You know?
He was gone and
the image you had of him,
of course you would sanctify
someone that was never there
and that your mom always
spoke glowingly of.
You go for your briefcase,
the two barbed devils
are behind you
What does Riz do?
- I still try to scoop him up.
- The devils are going
to attempt to stop that.
I'm gonna need athletics checks.
- Can I do it with acrobatics?
- You can do it to escape the grapple
but not as they're
attempting to grapple you.
- Okay.
- So you have to get a 21.
- Are they big?
- I literally can't.
- Don't you have something
that you can like,
tiny around—
- That I can move into people's faces,
but if it's athletics,
unless I get an automatic—
- You smother yourself in oil
before we came on this mission?
- That's an actual nat one.
- Oh sh*t.
One of them comes up,
grabs the other side of the
briefcase, stopping you,
another one grabs you.
You enter the restrained condition.
Does Riz, that's their
turn, it's Riz's turn again.
What do you do?
- I,
keep trying to scoop him up.
- Okay, you go to scoop him up.
As you do so, give me a perception check.
- No I don't make perception,
what do I make with steady eye?
- Investigation.
- Okay, so that is,
an eight.
- You are going, you're
grabbing the thing here.
As you are grabbing it,
you
you feel
your
g*n is gone.
Both devil's heads are blown off.
Your dad is standing in front
of the chair with his g*n
that he picked off of your body.
You see he goes, "This is
Gukgak, I need an extraction."
A halo appears behind his head.
He grabs you and says,
"Kid, I can't believe you made it here."
A beam of celestial light
smashes through the—
- "You're an undercover angel?"
- "You got it, kid."
- You sh**t through the celestial beam,
that is all for this week.
That is all for this
week on "Fantasy High"
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.