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09x05 - The Eye of the Storm

Episode transcripts TV show, "Dimension 20". Aired: September 26, 2018 – present.*
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.

09x05 - The Eye of the Storm

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(intense, suspenseful orchestral music)

(lightning cracks)

(mouse squeaks)

- Hello, one and all.

Welcome back to another thrilling episode

of Mice and m*rder.

I am your humble dungeon
master, Brennan Lee Mulligan,

with me as always is our Sylvan Sleuths.

Say hi, Sylvan Sleuths.

- (all) Hi, Sylvan Sleuths.

- Ah, wonderful.

Last we left our animal investigators

they were in Loam Hall,
gathered in the seance room,

having put together

all the various comings
and goings and clues.

We had Lars Vandenchop discover

the sort of kitchen
wing and the whisperings

of some of the mouse maids.

We had a look into a portrait
with secret eye holes

and discovered a secret
study within the seance room.

We had a little bit of a butting of heads

between Sylvester and Daisy.

The vicar attempted to perform last rites

over Squire Badger, and
it really didn't go well.

And a tremendous sharing of
information and knowledge

and splitting up that
has now brought us back

to attempting to solve
whatever happened in this room.

What I'd like to go ahead and do

is have a quick roll of initiative.

Everybody here, please roll initiative.

- What, first thing?

- I just want to see
who's going to go first,

'cause it's actually very time dependent

to sort of see what happens.

(Ally gasps)

- Oo, who here, did
anyone roll above a 20?

- I got a 20.
- A nat 20.

Oh Buckster got a nat 20.

- Two nat 20s on the same team, baby.

- Wow.

- Woo, doctor and a dirty 20.

- I got a 20 as well.

- Did you roll a 20 or it's modified 20.

- 17 plus 3 so yeah, so that.

- So a dirty 20 and two nat 20s.

You guys come down the stairs together

and we go back into the
kitchen wing with Lars, Gangie,

and Buckster, with those
incredible initiative rolls.

I'm actually going to ask

for stealth rolls with
advantage from everybody.

- Oh yeah.

- Well, I'm going to need it.

Oh, that's another natural, nat 20.

- Oh my god, back to back.

- First two of the entire campaign.

- Psychotic.

- Oh my f*cking god.

- I did not do well.

- Well, all of you come downstairs.

You hear that there's some
noise of people talking

up in some of the other
wings of the house.

Obviously the drawing room is filled

with people as is the sort of ballroom.

It seems like things have come
down and most of the people

in the house are waiting for
the constables to arrive.

As Sylvester is now coming,

you see Sylvester, Daisy and
Ian go off into the study.

The three of you go

into the back hallway of the kitchen wing.

Go ahead and move yourselves
wherever you would like

as you move towards the elevator.

You see some closed doors

behind what you don't hear any noise

but you do hear some noise

from people talking in the kitchen.

It's not like some of the
staff are, against all odds

doing the job of like cleaning up dinner.

You know, the work continues
even as your boss is dead.

There's a new Squire Badger after all

- Does it seem like we can make our way

to the elevator without being spotted?

- Oh, on your guys' stealth,

you hit a nat 20,

what was Lars and Gangie's stealth rolls?

- 16.
- 11.

- 11 and 16, well Gangie,
your stealth is good enough,

actually, even at 16
with Buckster's nat 20,

he's going to pass you guys

over most people's passive perception.

I think you guys have to
be in this place where

if you actually do your
sneaky f*cking sneaking

you'll almost be more conspicuous.

So I think you guys are
just sort of calmly walking

down the hall, more, keeping
a low profile than actually

like creeping, if it makes sense.

You suspect Buckster on that nat 20

that you have a very short
amount of time that basically

like wandering back here into the kitchens

is a little bit shady,

but you have a moment to
do what you need to do.

- Cool and then.

- [Brennan] Go for it.

- Very quickly, I think we should do

maybe not an investigation

but we should look into
the elevator to see

if, A, there's a key hole in it,

and B if there's any indication
of a top floor that's,

or a third floor, that's
not the second floor.

- Awesome, everyone go
over to the elevator

and I would like you to,
the roll that you will need

to get that information Buckster,

is going to be investigation checks.

However, if there are
other skill checks you

would like to make here in the elevator,

you are welcome to do that

but it might not give you
that specific information.

Like that kind of like tactical,
like how does this work,

here does it go, is definitely
an investigation check.

Let me know what skills you were all doing

as you enter the elevator.

- Gangie and Lars, do you guys
have investigation at all?

I have a two.

- Ah ha.

- I have a two as well.

- I have negative one so
I can give either of you

the help action.

- So okay, so I think as
you arrive here, Buckster,

I think you're probably, you
probably know like, hey, no one

like there's a reason you
keep Daisy on your payroll

and it's because she excels
at things like this, right?

So I think what I would
say is go for perception.

You won't get the same
caliber of information

but you will be able to notice stuff.

If there's another skill
people would rather do here

feel free to do that as well.

So everyone here perception is probably

the one you're looking for.

If not, you can tell me another
one that you want to try.

- I got a 25 perception.

- 25 perception from Gangie, holy sh*t.

- I only got an 11.

- I'm going to try to do investigate

and just see if I get a nat 20.

- Cool.

Cool.
(all laugh)

Well, actually here's the thing.

I do want Lars to roll this with advantage

'cause Lars was in this elevator before.

- Oh, right, okay, so
that was a 13, oh, a 5.

- Awesome, Gangie, with a 25 perception,

you do see a, there is a keyhole,

there's like a little sort
of latch door and a key hole

that has like a breaker switch.

Mr. Gilfoyle has put the
breaker switch to negative

to shut that off.

Obviously there's keyholes
all over the house.

So Buckster, you're not certain
if this key would be the one

to this one, whatever it
is, you do know that Mr.

Gilfoyle would have to have a
copy of it because he clearly

was able to open this thing to
put the breaker switch down.

So it's up to you to decide
like would Squire Badger

keep a, like let his butler
have a copy of this red silk

key on his person to also
be able to move about

or is something else going on?

We don't know, Gangie, with that 25.

- Yes.

- You see that there are some
muddy boot prints in here.

You spot the key hole, you
spot the breaker switch

and you see that there is a
general like up and down button.

There's a lot of like
scrapes on the ground coming

to and fro and I think
with that perception check,

you smell mushrooms.

- I smell mushrooms.

- You smell mushrooms,
you smell mushrooms.

- Mushrooms, what animal
is into mushrooms?

- Uh, you are Sam.

(Sam laughs)

- Oh, I forgot to tell everybody I did it.

- I mean a pig, a truffle sniffing pigs.

- Gangie, I also will say you come

to this elevator all the time.

This elevator, you know, goes up and down.

To the best of your knowledge

this elevator is just a
freight elevator for servants

both servants that are arriving at work.

It's also where in the dark of night,

you meet Mr. Harding
at the top of the hill

where the elevator opens
deposit the body with him

where he watches you head
back to your groundskeeper's

cottage and disappears down

with the bodies to the
kitchen wing of this thing.

- So there's three, if there's
two, wouldn't that person

see if there are three levels, then.

Harding would know right,
'cause he'd pass through.

- Well, you've also taken
the elevator during the day.

And there's, you know
for a fact that there

is no second story.

Like there's, like to the
best of Gangie's knowledge,

it's possible that there's
like a secret door,

but like you've written
in the elevator before.

It goes up to one of these
little tower type things

up in the, like that
pokes up above the ground.

So there's an above ground
entrance where staff can come in.

And then when you, when
the breaker switch is on

you press the down button, there's

like a green and red like up
and down button and thing.

You press the down button
and it goes down to.

- The kitchen.

- It goes down and as it's
going down, there's just,

it's a see-through door.

It's like one of those sort
of accordion steel grates

and you just see the stone shaft

as it like goes down, as it
goes down, the elevator shaft.

Could be like a secret door in the stone

but you have never seen a
second floor landing ever.

- So do we think if
there is a third floor,

it is a basement, is that what that means?

The third floor goes down.

- I mean, wasn't there
some bit, maybe I'm wrong.

That, about the windows,
also, I'm not there,

so why am I talking?

But, that one room was the
only one that had windows

and there's all these I don't,
I don't know, leave me alone.

- I think because we
have limited time here

before we get snuffed out.

I might try my key just for,
you know, due diligence.

But if it doesn't work
- I think so.

let's get out of here
and head back upstairs.

- I am going to need a
sleight of hand check.

- Oh no.

- From Buckster.

- Uh oh.

- Everybody, this is not going to go well.

I've got a negative two sleight of hand.

- Oh god.

- Oh boy, that could
be worse, that is a 13.

- Buckster you put your
key into the thing.

First of all, you opened
the little compartment.

You're going to have to throw the switch

to get the electricity
running back to the elevator.

So let me ask you this.

Do you throw the switch to
power up the elevator again?

- So there's no way that
I can just put the key in

and see if it like turns.

- Great question, okay, sorry.

So you see that there is,
you put the key, the thing

is facing down so you
put the key facing down

where you see it's as you go turn it in

and you see that the key has the like

this goes from basically
like throw the breaker

and it goes from off to on,
so you go off, it fits in off.

Do you want to try to turn it to on?

- Well, the nice thing
about it being three beasts

is that's a clear vote.

What do we think everybody,
who's pro and who's con?

- Pro.

Do it.
- Pro.

- You're all cons.

- That's me, I'm con but
I'm outvoted, I go for it.

(all laugh)

- Oh, I love Buckster,
with the breakers thrown,

you turn it to on and the
little green and red buttons

light up, the up and
down buttons light up.

You've, it's in the on position, boom.

- What, what's left to do to try to do?

- Try down, try down.

- Go down yeah.

- We're going to go down.

- Yeah, let's go down.

- You press down and nothing happens.

- Up, up, up, up, up.

- Let's go up.

- Let's get out of here, I'm
sure people heard this turn on.

- Yeah.

- You all go up in the elevator.

- Oh god, oh, that's a mistake.

- You move up, up, up.

I'm going to need everyone here

to make perception checks for me.

- Hm, are we in deep sh*t.

- You're in such deep sh*t,
because what if there's someone

at the top, it's going to look
like you're trying to escape.

- That's a dirty 20.

- I got a 16.

(Rekha gasps)

- 13.

- You're looking as you go up, stone

moving past you in the freight elevator,

Gangie, I hate to tell you,

you hear shouts from
down below as the staff.

You know what?

Give me one last group stealth check.

I'm going to say this is almost more

of a luck check because
the elevator is noisy

but go ahead and give me a stealth check.

You need to, as a group, pass a 15 here.

So two out of the three of you

need to beat a 15 on a stealth check.

- I got a 15.

- Okay.

- Oh 21.

Okay!

A 10!

- Okay, okay, so f*cking miraculously,

you guys get up to the top.

You guys are looking with
those perception checks.

Gangie, you are like scanning.

The smell is mushrooms fades away

and as it does so, you arrive

at the top and don't
see any secret landing,

no secret door or anything specific.

You just get to the top and see that,

normally there's like a little barn door

on the side of the tower
here that is like open,

that's not normally like
closed and shut at this point.

It is wide open so you're just looking,

you're up on the hillside

on the side of one of these
towers, lightning, rain pouring

and then you still have
that grate in front of you.

So you're looking out

through the grate at just the hillside.

Do you guys...?

- Can I, since I saw Cottonbottom
earlier, can I peek out?

And I know it's like lightning,

it would be insane to
actually clock someone

but can I just do a scan for him or?

- Yeah, I might also
do a perception check.

- Okay, do you, right now,

you are all still in the elevator.

Do you want to like, take
a step out into the rain

and like get a good look

around the countryside around you or no?

- Maybe in order to avoid
being conspicuously wet,

I mean, we haven't talked

about how we're going to make it back.

That's not too conspicuous at this point,

but maybe we could throw open the grate

just to get a better look at what outside?

- Yeah, I think you guys,
you throw open the grate

and as you look out, it's
pitch black and it's all rain.

You guys just came from
a more well lit place,

so your eyes haven't adjusted yet.

Your eyes do adjust,
however, as lightning strikes

and a figure is not in the countryside,

it is in the doorway and lunges forward.

We're going to cut to
Grant, Rekha and Raph.

- No, no, no, no.

- Oh.

(Brennan laughs)

- Holy cow.

- I wanna get some people
making moves, wanna make moves,

let's make moves.

- Yeah.

- We cut back and leave our
companions up on the hillside

out in the storm, to go down to the study.

Vicar Prescott, Ms.
D'umpstaire and Detective Cross

walk into the study where
you see that Dr. Magpie

has sort of cleaned up
and taken his coat off

and has his doctor's tools there

and you guys see that the study is here.

No perception checks needed,

the bust of Barkus Aurelius is gone.

(everyone gasps)

- What, that's everything that I came for,

that is everything that I came here for.

- And Vicar.

- Vicar, I need you to
be cooler about that.

(Raph laughs)

- And Vicar, you don't remember the year

that was written on there.

I don't remember at all.

I just know that it was the
wrong one and we all know.

- What is the right one?

- Yes, we all know the
right one, of course.

- We're not stupid, we
all know the right one is.

- We all know what the
right one is, of course.

- It's, it's.

- Two score 13 prior to this one.

- Fifth, four.

- Eight.

- [Rekha] Six.

- It was obviously uh, uh, uh.

(Raph laughs)

- Grant, your computer's too
slow, it doesn't look cool.

- So it was obviously 180.

- B.C. or A.D. in the year of our Lord?

180 in the year of our Lord.

- Yes we all know it was
180 in the year of our Lord.

Thank you, Vicar.

- That's right, we all
knew that, that's good.

(Raph laughs)

I would like to further
investigate the wound on the body.

In particular, I would like to find

out if Buckster's knife
was actually the knife used

as the m*rder weapon.

- Incredible, you go to assist Dr. Magpie,

Dr. Magpie looks over and
says, Detective Cross,

thank you very much for your help.

Again, forensics is not my field of study,

but in a manner of autopsy,
at least I can see,

Detective Cross, have you ever
known someone to bleed out,

to become unconscious from exsanguination

in a span as short as the amount

of time from when the thunderclap struck

to when Squire Badger was
discovered, because you see

that the doctor points, it's very clear

is that Squire Badger's
a powerfully built man

and as you go down to look,
you see that Dr. Magpie

is looking, and though
the wound is very deep,

it looks like the Squire struggled

to actually pierce the rib cage.

Like you're looking at it's possible

that he like bled out from the wound

but to actually like fully
puncture your own ribcage,

like stab yourself in the heart,

it looks like Dr. Magpie
has not noticed the grip,

has not like made the same inference

about the grip that Squire Badger used

that you did and is
like, and 'cause to you,

it's like, yeah, no wonder he
didn't penetrate his rib cage.

He wasn't stabbing himself
with force in mind.

- For Daisy and the Vicar,
love that gasp from Katie.

(Katie laughs)

From Daisy and the Vicar,
both of you look up

and you see that it looks at the room

is being put back together by
a member of the staff here.

And one of the mouse maids is like

is sort of, you know, taking
all the scattered stuff

and trying to put things
back in their place.

- Excuse me, maid, forgive
me, it must be very stressful.

I know that you have a mess to clean up

and your boss basically
just fell dead tonight.

- You see that this little
mouse maid turns around.

She's got an eye patch
and like whips around

and looks at you and says,

Why, what is it? What is it you want?

- I was just wondering
if you might indulge me.

Do you, would you happen to
know, when there was a bust here

earlier of the Barkus Aurelius

and it's seems to be no longer here.

Would you happen to know
where it was placed?

- Your bust, probably not around here

because it's not from this room, you know.

Everything here has a proper place.

- Oh, I understand, I
understand, yes, I agree.

Everything in its proper place,
order is next to godliness

is next to cleanliness.

What room is the natural home

for this statue that I'm looking for?

- Li-berry.

(all laugh)

- Li-berry.

- Got it, library.
- Li-berry.

- So sweet.

- Got it, got it.

- Say it, say it again for me.

- Li-berry.

(all laugh)

- I love that she just shouts it at you.

Thank you so much for your time.

I'm so sorry to disturb
you, terribly sorry.

- Yeah, busts going all
around every which ways.

It's awful, right, because
everything has a place

in the house, so.

- Your accent is simply beautiful.

(all laugh)

- Get off it, you're cheeky.

- I am known for a bit of cheek, yes.

- Ha ha, how much cheek would you like?

- Oh, from the looks of
things, it looks like

you have quite a bit to offer.

- Oo.

- In a good way, in a good way,

I meant that as a compliment.

- Give me an insight check real quick.

- And I want to let you know
that Daisy rolls her eyes

fully all the way around in her head.

(all laugh)

- 15.

- 15.

- Um, 16.

- 16, oh yes, yes, yes, there you go.

She gives you a look
that basically amounts,

you can tell, well, on
a 16, either she wants

to fight you or she's looking at you

like let's get out of here right now.

It's you know, take your pick.

- My dear either way,

I haven't the time, but good night to you.

(all laugh)

- All right, offer still stands,

so she goes back to dusting.

- Offer to what?

- Wait, offer, yeah exactly.

- I'll either k*ll ya, or
f*ck ya, offer still stands,

just come find me in the li-berry.

- We'll see how that goes,
we'll see which one I need.

(Brennan laughs)

- Daisy does one of these.

(Raph laughs)

- Oh what, do you want it yourself?

- No, are you kidding me?

- Oh no, oh no.

- The food was bad enough.

I don't need to cap it
off with something worse.

(Brennan laughs)

- Incredible. Daisy and Vicar,
what do you guys do now?

- I am going to get all
up in this f*cking desk.

Let me investigate the
sh*t out of that desk.

- Okay, awesome and Vicar,
are you going to head back

to the "liberry" upstairs?

- Yes, sir, yes sir, yes sir.

- Cool, you head back there.

I am going to need some checks.

You head back to the middle door

in the leisure wing of the house, Vicar.

I'll start, first of all, with Sylvester,

you go over to attend to Dr. Magpie.

Go ahead, if you would be so kind,

and unlike investigation
where you can't roll

beneath a certain number, this one

is actually a little bit of risk.

I'm going to need a medicine
check from Mr. Cross.

- Yes indeed.

Nat 20, baby.

- Are you f*cking kidding me?
(all gasp)

- For a 26.

- Oh my f*cking god.

- Well, you know what they say?

The best laid plans of mice and m*rder.

(all laugh)

- Daisy's eyes roll 35
times back in their head.

- Jealous, are you jealous?

- Oh my god.

- Jesus, nat 20, Grant what the f*ck?

- Sorry about it, sorry about it.

- You see, whenever I do well, it's like,

it's like a little flash
in the pan, but Sylvester

just f*cking raking it in
and that makes me weak.

That makes me weak.

- Between that and my puns,

you're really doing great tonight.

- Oh my God, eat my a*s Sylvester.

- Eat my whole a*s.

- I offered and you didn't seem interested

way back then.

All right, interesting
body, as I investigate.

Oh, now I see, ah yes, a wound,

doctor, do you see here this wound?

- Ah, I have just texted you Grant.

So Daisy, while Grant is
reading that and figuring out

what happened, go ahead and
give me your investigate check

here for the desk.

- Okay, Daisy, there's
nobody else in the room.

Ain't nobody else in here.

- Well if Dr. Magpie, yeah, so sorry.

- I know all you f*cking
people are in here

but I just need to
focus, 'cause if I think

of that man being in this room,

I'm gonna lose my g*dd*mn mind.

26.

- Oh sh*t, um, hell yes, hell yes.

Oh my God, this is, I'm f*cked.

Ah, incredible, Daisy.

You are riffling through
the desk and find exactly

as you would imagine,
it is a desk for show.

None of Squire Badger's
real f*cking business

is in this desk.

This study is a little
meeting room for him.

It's not the real f*cking deal.

You do find here, however,
two things of interest.

You find a bookmark that is
in the drawer of his desk,

that has a little scratch
thing that just says P318.

And it's a lowercase P so P318.

- Ah, page.

- God damn it, Rekha
got that in real life.

That was not even a f*cking clue, f*ck.

- My mind didn't go there at all.

- Great.

(all laugh)

- The other thing you find
is this, you realize how

incredible this house, electrical
lights through everything.

This place has not really been
rurally electrified before.

And you remember the lights flickering

when the lightning struck.

As the desk is bolted, you
open a secret compartment

in the back, you like pull the drawer out,

reach under the compartment
your hand is shocked badly

and you whip your paw out.

There is a live wire in the
back of the desk, a source

of power, and as it sparks, you noticed

with that 26 investigation,

I'm actually going to text
you this Rekha, secretly,

hold on one second.

- This is just the nude Grant
was talking about earlier.

(all laugh)

- What do you think?

- Do we know exactly how he died then?

Because we don't know.

- No, no we don't.

- We don't know how he died.

- No, we don't know what did it.

- Cool, so Rekha, I just
texted you your little secret

that you found and Grant, you have yours.

Grant, Dr. Magpie passes
the scalpel over to you

and what does Sylvester
do as the physician

passes you the instrument?

It's been a moment since
Sylvester plied his doctor's trade

as he did back in the day.

That's right, Sylvester
was a physician in the Navy

when he first came out of school.

Oh yes, those days of
youth were rakish ones.

You see, Sylvester Cross
was a man of many appetites

and though he was stationed on the shore,

he had time to attend to
each and every one of them.

You see, oh, oh, well, in
any event, let's have a look.

So Sylvester, perhaps a bit sheepishly

because he's being watched
by a practicing physician,

uses a good amount of
force to get past the ribs,

and in fact, as he does goes even deeper

than the chest wound that
he notices on the body.

Really has to push deep
and thinks to himself

that wound isn't all that deep.

So he goes further past the past the ribs.

- You see Dr. Magpie sees the look

of concentration and focus on your face

as you seem to have found
something that he hasn't

but also sees you deepening the wound

on a dead man and goes,
oh my god, Mr. Cross,

what are you doing?

You're pressing deeper
in, surely the wound

doesn't go that deep.

- No, the wound doesn't
go that deep at all.

In fact Doctor, in your
professional opinion,

without piercing the ribs on the chest,

there, frankly, aren't all
that many major blood vessels

until you get to the heart.

You say this man died of exsanguination.

What blood vessel could he have pierced?

This is not the wound that k*lled him.

- Then what the devil was?

It's the only wound we found on the body,

it's the source of all the bleeding.

- I don't know.

- Incredible, so you so
Sylvester, but you do press deeper

because you are seeing, there is.

- A bit of resistance.

- Yeah, there's resistance
but you push through

because you do see the signs
of somebody who bled to death.

And as you push through
you open through the ribs,

blood gushes out of the
chest cavity as it does,

Sylvester, you see it and
pull a fragment of metal

out of Squire Badger's heart.

Doctor Magpie's eyes go wide and Daisy,

you get your realization
and turn around in time

to see Sylvester produce this chunk

of metal from Squire Badger.

- What is that?

- Oh.

- Lead.

- Don't, don't ingest it.

- Don't eat it.

- Rust.

- You're really getting,
getting all up in that.

- It's a fox thing, it's a fox thing.

- Iron ore.

- Oh my god.

- All the way in, does it need to go

into the back of the mouth?

(all laugh)

- That hit your uvula.

- This is disgusting.

- I don't care for this at all.

- This is a bit of shrapnel
from the Schnauzer Wars.

These dare I say.

- Oh, mm.

(Brennan laughs)

- Raph going nuts.

This bit of shrapnel is
very, very similar, my god.

- What, what is it?

- To the munitions moved
by Fletcher Cottonbottom.

(Brennan gasps)

- You see, yes, as you
do it, this is a bit

of Bavarian shrapnel
from the Schnauzer w*r.

You're certain of it.

Distinctive taste only
found in certain mines

in the Bavarian mountains.

You've spent an entire
summer three years ago,

tasting metals, you know
exactly what this is.

- This is good Brennan, this is real good.

(all laugh)

- Thank you, incredible, incredible.

So you see Dr. Magpie looks
and says Squire Badger

was serving there as an officer
at the beginning of the w*r.

He retired partway through the w*r.

I don't, I don't, how
was Squire Badger k*lled

by a piece of shrapnel from a
w*r that ended four years ago?

Well, I reckon somebody
has a b*llet right now.

- That's one theory,
may I present another?

- Of course you have to.

- You know, it's probably
going to be more right

than your theory but just as I'm guessing.

- Yeah, copy that.

(Raph laughs)

- And, this is me as both the character

and Grant speculating.

(all laugh)

This is metal and we
know that in this room,

there's a source of electromagnetism.

Could it be that this bit of
metal was flung into the heart

of Squire Badger in a moment
of electromagnetic fit?

Can I run it, can I run
it, can I roll to find

out if I'm right about that?

- You hit a nat 20.

Sylvester, you say, as you're
sort of ruminating out loud,

like could it have been
the piece of shrapnel?

You guys, this has been in
Squire Badger's body for years.

- No, no, I'm wrong, I'm
wrong about what I just said.

This has been in this
guy's body for years.

- But you are right about
the electromagnetism

a hundred percent.

Sylvester, you realize that,

'cause it's like, the
magnet, it scattered things

poltergeist, everything like that.

You realize that the magnet,
that the magnet could have been

the thing that k*lled Squire Badger,

if someone had knowledge that the shrapnel

was already close to his heart.

- And let's say I said all
that out loud and doctor,

as we entered the pericardium,

did you see that gush of blood?

Why this man bled internally.

It was not the knife wound
that k*lled him at all.

It was this.

(Brennan gasps)

- You see, he calls out and says,

everyone into the ballroom at once.

We have an announcement to make.

And you see that Dr. Magpie
looks back at you, Sylvester

and says, piece of shrapnel
from the Schnauzer w*r

that that was lodged
inside, and Sylvester again

on that Nat 20, you see an
old scar on the side of Squire

Badger's chest from where
shrapnel might've entered

his chest all those long
years ago, where a piece

of metal might have lived for
years and years and years.

And he looks and says, a
piece of shrapnel living

inside his chest, poised,
locked just outside his heart,

perhaps poisoning him or making him sick

unable to continue fighting in the w*r.

And it looks up and says,
a burst of magnetism

potentially pushing the
shrapnel further in.

And he looks at you and says

and Squire Badger took the knife

and looks at you being
like, he took the knife.

That's, Mrs. Molesly was wrong.

He wasn't trying to k*ll himself.

- I'm the one saying this.

He wasn't trying to k*ll himself at all.

He was trying to dig the shrapnel

out of his heart to save his own life.

(Brennan makes thunder sound)

- Thunder rolls, you guys turn

as you hear other people
shouting and people rushing

into the dining room to have
this announcement get made.

Daisy, you see Sylvester, Dr. Magpie turn

and start walking out of the room.

You've had your revelation as well.

It's up to you whether you
want to reveal it or not.

Is there anyone else in
this room, let's see.

- So wait, so Sylvester
and Dr. Magpie leave?

- [Brennan] Yes.

- Okay, who's Rosalind Crumb?

- Oh, that's the maid.

- Oh, the li-berry woman.

- Li-berry.

- Okay, now Ms. Crumb.

- Hi.

- Hi, now let me ask you.

Does anybody dig here into this desk?

- Dig in the desk, I feel
like you go the drawers

underneath when you take it out.

- Yes that is what drawers do honey, now

but I'm asking you does anybody

but the Squire get their
little paws into this desk?

- Nobody been in the drawers
or anything like that

'cause they gotta wait
there for private business

but be a little cheeky,
they go right snoopy, maybe.

- I'm sorry, I have to
stick my head back in

just one more time, oh
mama, okay, goodbye.

- Well, gee, why you ask about
your drawers or your desk?

- Well I'm just saying, I
did a little poking around

in there and I thought I saw
something a little strange

and I was just wondering if anybody else

besides him would have reason to go

into his desk or knows, you know,

or has dug into his desk before.

Or maybe did, before the m*rder occurred.

- It used to be people
come round here going here,

whatever, look for the elevator,
come round to fix or other.

- You saying people that come
around and fix the elevator.

Sorry, it's so hard, I just
get entranced by your accent

so sometimes I get
distracted, repeat yourself.

(Grant laughs)

- Li-berry.

(all laugh)

- Yes, li-berry, I agree,
I couldn't agree more.

But you said something
about people going around

and fix the elevator, what was that?

- For a thing to come
in because other people

for Squire Badger to come
in to talk about people,

friends, the experts, go ahead

and make a persuasion check, Daisy.

(all laugh)

- That is an 18.

- 18, hell yes.

You see she looks up and
says, ah, come to think of it,

there was just people come out,
little bit of a donny brook,

cuffle fuffle,

because someone expert showed up

for the fix elevator but
it was when the Squire

was in London town and normally
Squire don't come around,

don't ask for the elevator to
come around with the experts

when he's not at Loam Hall.

- What?

- And that's when they took
the desk and bolt the desk

to the floor and that's
when they did the work

because in the last couple of years

don't get all the
electricity in the house.

- Oh.

- Makes perfect sense.

(all laugh)

One more question for you.

Is there a book maybe on
this desk I'm not aware of,

something Squire likes to page through

from time to time.

- Something he like to page
through from time to time.

- And don't you dare
say it's in the library.

I believe, I believe
something might be in here.

(Raph laughs)

- You see that she, she looks and says,

Squire Badger only takes the
books out of the li-berry

and bring them to study but
one book always come out

from the desk, and you
see, she points over

and hands you the Chronicles
of Barkus Aurelius

and hands you a thick tome and says,

belongs in the li-berry
though, even though

the Squire always puts it down here.

- Oh, that's so crazy.

You know, maybe, I'll go ahead

and return this to the
library, so you don't

have to worry your pretty
little head about it.

- Ha, your little head is pretty.

- Oh my god, thank you.

I keep trying to tell people that

but they just say it's covered with trash.

- Ha ha ha, I could clean your head.

(all laugh)

- Oh, I would simply love
to have you clean my head.

Let's get that set up for
tomorrow, how about that?

- You want to do it now?

- You want to clean my head?

- Offer still stands.

(all laugh)

- How about I'll check
back in, in one hour

with you and I'll get my head
clean, all nice and clean.

I'm going to put this in the library.

You know, I thought I
saw something real dirty

outside of this room, some nasty stuff.

You saw the Vicar, he sprayed
blood all over the place.

I'm thinking maybe the
guests will be upset by that.

If you want to go ahead
and clean the hallway.

- Eh, you want to see something
dirty inside this room.

- What?

Uh, how do you mean Ms. Crumb?

- Can I do a roll to make this happen?

- The real mystery of this season

is what is Rosalind offering?

(all laugh)

- Ms. Crumb, yeah, can
you, how do you mean?

- I'll show you my whole butt.

- Yeah, and I say yes to this.

Okay Ms. Crumb, you show me your butt.

So she turns around, I'll go look

in the book while she does that.

- Incredible, make an
investigation check with advantage.

- Okay, 25 for the first one.

- 25?

- And 21 for the other.

- In what has to be
the least sexual series

of movements you've ever
seen, Rosalind turns around,

bends over, her entire maid
outfit falls in like a ruffle.

Like it's so long, but
she bends over the waist.

She bends over the waist
so hard that her torso

and head are now upside down.

So she wouldn't be like
looking through her ankles.

But because of the way her
dress is, it falls down

around her head, so she is
now completely curtained off

from like the dress is falling.

- Do you see the roll
20 screen by the way.

- Yeah, kudos to Carlos.

- Incredible.

(Ally laughs)

- So I take a quick peek and
go, oh, okay, at her a*s.

- So while this maid shows you, again

I can't describe how wildly
unsexual this act is.

It is as dry as a bone, fully
like someone at a physical

and there's just a dead body

of Squire Badger near three feet away.

You look through on that
25 investigation check you.

- I want to turn to page
318 as well, but yeah, yeah.

- You rush over to 318 and
see Barkus Aurelius is talking

about a group of his
favorite Roman emperors.

It's a quick sequence of five emperors.

It's very, very easy.

You memorize it really
quickly because the bookmark

is like clued right to that page.

And as you look, you closed
the book real quickly,

look back up, you have
the information you need,

Rosalind again, can't see anything.

It's like again like the
way that a dress falls

around your legs, it's just
inside out having fallen

around her torso, arms and head

that are upside down near her ankles.

She gets back up like crawls
her way out of her own dress,

turns to look at you, and
says, how was that for you,

did you like it?

- Oh, honey, that was gorgeous.

You simply have to share
your cleaning routine,

that was really nice.

- Cleaning routine.

- She walks over to you and
you see that she reaches up.

She's much, you're not as
big as like the badgers

and other animals like that.

You're a little bit
taller than this mouse.

She reaches up, sort of
caresses and pinches your cheek

and goes, I'll remember you always,

and then walks out of the door and...

- Daisy get a little shiver in her spine.

- Is Daisy finally over Sylvester?

- Oh.

- What is going on?

She showed someone her
whole a*s and then went,

I'll never forget you?

- Oh my god, okay, okay, ba ba ba bum bum.

Daisy after that.

- Yeah, after that what?

- Are you going to the ballroom

or are you going somewhere else?

- So it's just me and the
dead body in this room, right?

- Yeah, absolutely.

- Is it useless for, I
mean, I feel like I'm just

following Reichenbach Falls,
but I'm like, is this his body

or is this like a cadaver?

And is that a thing that, you
know, Gangie might've set up

like a f*cking fake dead body?

I don't know, but I guess it
is because it has the shrapnel

in it, so maybe I'll move out of here.

- There's so much, I
want to say, but can not.

- You can text me.

- Or say it Katie, I would just say it.

It's okay if it's out of
character, you can say it.

- You can also text me if you
don't want to say it out loud.

- Okay, so what I was going
to say, is there any way,

remember how only Daisy saw the eyes?

- Yes.

- Is there a check that we can do

so that we know if Daisy
recognizes the eyes?

- Ah, that's great, do I?

- Daisy, you're alone with the body.

You go over to Squire Badger.

The similarities between
Squire Badger's eyes

and the eyes of the Badger Lord

in the portrait in the seance
room, are I-f*cking-dentical.

- Uh oh b*tch.

- And not only that, not
only that, but following what

Katie just said, there is
a little bit of stone dust

collected under the Badger
Lord's eyes as though

he is accustomed to pressing his face

up against a stone wall,

as though to look through
eye holes through a portrait.

- The timeline here works out, right?

When did you see those eyes?

Are we sure that you saw
living eyes at any point?

- Yes.

- Rekha or did you see.

- I saw eyes that moved
and by the time I went

to investigate it, they were
like a way for me to open

the, like, painting to see
the holes in the stone wall

into the black room.

- But the Squire Badger was
dead by the time that happened.

- But I think, I don't
think this is Squire Badger.

I think this is some f*ck' cadaver.

I think the Squire Badger's
looking at me in the wall.

- Well, it's just because
also Gangie has been taking

Badger bodies and giving them.

- Exactly, exactly, so
I think this is a fake,

but I think this is the
frickin' Doogaree Doo family

or whatever the f*ck.

- Yeah.

- The Prestige.

- So what do?

- But the shrapnel.

- Huh?

- Yeah, that's the thing, the shrapnel.

- Hey, everyone was in
that w*r, I don't know.

- I have a question, so I
know, is the seance room

that has the portrait that
is bolted down directly above

the study that has the desk bolted down?

- It is not directly above the study

that has the desk bolted.

- So that makes me think
that the magnetism only

affects these two rooms
because there's metal

everywhere that would be moving around.

So why is it these two rooms,

just the seance room, just the study?

- Totally.

- There's one other thing while we're

on this topic that I want to point out

which is we were struck
by lightning, right?

That was the event that
set off the magnetism.

- And I'll let off a little secret.

I got, because I don't
know what to do with it

because I simply don't have
the brain capacity, which is

that when I put my little paw
into the desk, I got shocked

because there is a source
of power there in the desk

and there is a breaker
somewhere in the house

to activate that source
of power or turn it off.

- And there's a breaker in the elevator.

- Exactly, so did somebody put that,

did somebody do something
where they put that key

in that thing that set that
off in the study right?

They put some other key
in that elevator breaker.

This thing explodes in the study.

- Oh.

- It's probably not the elevator breaker-

- It's probably a different one right?

- The key probably goes to all breakers.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Exactly, but that means
there's another key, right?

Or, because the key was
planted on him here.

- There has to be one key works.

There has to be another
key anyway, because Harding

and Gilfoyle, couldn't go up
and down the elevator breaker.

- Turned off the breaker.

- Yeah, where are those f*ck?

- So what do we do with this
abundance of information?

And what do I do in this sense?

- Also, this maybe isn't
actually the Squire.

- I doubt this is actually
him, I've always been like,

I don't, I think that's
a fake f*cking body.

- Check his as*h*le.

- Investigation check
would determine that?

- Can we check any as*h*le?

- That's the only way we'll
know, is check his as*h*le.

- Give me another investigation
check with advantage,

because you're by yourself right now.

- Yes, okay, Daisy.

- Get real close to that body.

- Daisy, you're by yourself,
ain't nobody here to watch you

to judge you, to say, oh
I've got a better theory.

You're just by your damn self.

Okay, 23, 17, so 23.

- Cool, you look in the desk again

and realize that there
is a secret compartment

in this desk that opens
up to a loaded p*stol.

As it opens up, you look out,
you haven't heard a g*nsh*t

in the time that you've been in here

but you're looking at
it and you're realizing

that this is an old, old home.

And you start thinking about like,

like electricity running
through something.

You don't think Squire
Badger would be super into

like having, like a dude with
a piece of shrapnel lodged

in his heart would not be filling his home

with giant magnets everywhere.

But a dude that wanted
to seem absolutely posh

absolutely would want
to electrify his home

and you see that his desk
has this little compartment

that has a drawer that
can open to a p*stol.

Looking at that, your
impression is immediately like,

oh this is just a way
for a kind of spiteful

and not all that kind old
man to have a secret weapon

at the ready if he's ever
needed to defend himself

in his home but it also is a justification

for why he would have electricity
running into this desk.

You're looking around it, also
all electricity in the home,

and thinking about what
Sylvester told you when

you guys were sort of
divulging all your information

which is that lightning struck
sort of a tower up high,

up at the top of the Loam Hall.

You're wondering if this
place doesn't have some way

of sort of powering itself,
that there is not maybe

like using a mill, using
a crank by the water,

something like that
but you know this place

has a tremendous amount of
like power available to it.

When you look at it, though,
you are looking at the area

of the desk where you found
that kind of charging station.

You touch your hand over it,
it's not crackling, currently.

Someone threw the breaker
in the time you've been

in this room, so you don't feel
the hum on the desk anymore.

But I think with that
high thing, you've noticed

and as to your questions about is this

the real Squire Badger or not.

You look at Squire Badger

and you have a distinct feeling

that something is afoot,
that you're talking about

the Burroughs family,
Gangie is going around

and doing all this grave robbing,
you look at Squire Badger

and don't know how to reconcile

the fact that this looks

and seems like the Squire
Badger that you know,

wearing the clothes you
saw him wearing earlier

this evening, crumbs of
the food that was eaten.

You do the whole genius level,
like there's the crumbs,

there's the wine I saw
him splash on himself

at dinner, there's a little
bit of Sylvester's fur

on the lapel from when they had
that interaction at the bar.

You even see on him, like
a little bit of Buckster's

like sort of hog hair
under his fingernails

from when he threw him to the ground.

So you're like, if this is a
fake, it's a level of good,

meaning that they were
able to plant this sh*t

in this fraction of minutes.

So you're doing all these
things that would rule

out your theory, this has to
be the real Squire Badger.

And yet Daisy, you can't
quite shake your hunch either.

- No, no, no, no, does
he got a god damn twin?

Um, wow.

- The Prestige.

- Does he have a god damn twin,
Lucretia, do you have a son?

- So we return to the ballroom
where the various guests

gather as Dr. Magpie alights to the stage.

Rushing from other parts of the house.

Obviously like at this point,
people have spread out enough

that not everybody is here,
but there are some people here.

So Dr. Magpie looks out to speak

to Constance and some other
folks that are around.

So he says, everyone gather around.

Daisy, it takes a lot of people
to gather, but then Daisy

you come out to see
this sort of interaction

happening as well.

You are going to the ballroom, right?

Or are you going elsewhere?

- I don't know.

I'm wondering if I should go elsewhere.

- You know that the Vicar is by himself

and was going to the li-berry.

- Let's see, what do you guys think?

- Wow Brennan, sexy.

- Yeah, do I have reason to go the library

because I have that book,
I can put it back up there

or I can just kinda keep it for myself.

I really want to like prove
once and for all that,

this is not the Squire and
I like saw the eyeballs

of the real Squire so where
do we think I should go?

- Is there like a medicine check

or like something that you can do?

- Maybe I go back to the
seance room, do you think?

And like, look at your painting
again, to like do something.

- Yeah, I would say go back,
you go back to the seance room.

- Also, Katie, my medicine is horrible so.

- Okay, nevermind, I was
going to say like, look, yeah.

- I have a one and I roll shitty.

- Okay, Rekha, I'm going
to need a stealth check

with advantage.

- Okay, Daisy, you got this.

You are not South Carolina
trash, like people said you were.

You are an independent,
strong, brave person.

That's the 23.

(all cheer)

- Yes it is.

- You see, this b*tch rolls
better when nobody's around.

- Daisy, I have to ask a question.

As you go back into the seance room

and close the door behind you,

do you keep the lights on in here or no?

- Oh, now that you asked
me, now that you asked me,

I gotta to turn these lights off.

I'm a raccoon b*tch, I live in the night.

- Oh, you turn the lights
off, cool, next thing,

we're going to cut back
down to the ballroom.

Sylvester, you take to the
sort of the stage, the dais

up at the head of the ballroom

where the band normally plays.

Dr. Magpie says, one and
all, friends and family

of the Brockhollows,
myself and Detective Cross

have an announcement to
make having performed

the autopsy of Squire Badger.

We have discovered that
Mrs. Molesly's account

of the final moments
of Squire Badger's life

was not a hallucination or a
figment of her imagination.

In fact, she witnessed real
events as they happened.

Though her interpretation
of those events...

and here he turns to
you, Sylvester and says,

does not exactly tell the
whole story. Detective Cross.

- Ah, friends and family of
Squire Badger and Loam Hall,

Dr. Magpie and I have
completed the autopsy

of Squire Badger and we have determined

that Mrs. Molesly's
interpretation of events

was in fact accurate
but well it's been said,

we've determined that Squire
Badger, the former, was not,

in fact attempting suicide,
quite the opposite.

He was trying to save his own life.

Years ago, as I speak
to many fellow veterans

of Schnauzer w*r, certainly
all of you know, the horrors

of the shrapnel bombs that were set off.

The Squire Badger the former had a bit

of shrapnel lodged
right next to his heart.

Now, as you'll recall
earlier there was a terrible

electromagnetic event that
occurred localized right

around the study that
was attracting metal.

I demonstrated it once
before to all of you,

you were all quite impressed
as you all no doubt remember.

Feel free to cheer once more.

- Professor Shellcrest is the only person

in the room who goes - "Hooray!"

(all laugh)

- Aw.

- I like him.

- Thank you sir.

The bit of shrapnel was being
attracted towards the heart

by an electromagnetic
pulse and unfortunately

our former benefactor
was trying to interrupt

the flow with a knife.

Alas, he was unsuccessful.

- Constance holds her head and
says, so it wasn't the knife

that was the m*rder weapon.

It was the electromagnetic pulse.

But there is, there is no
such object or artifact

here at Loam Hall.

We don't have a laboratory,
Detective Cross.

We don't have powerful
scientific instruments here.

This is a family home and you see

that Jeremy speaks up and
says, what's more detective,

my father, I've never heard
him speak of a shrapnel injury

of any kind, Constance, have you?

She turns and says, no,
never, I don't remember that.

Do you remember any stories
of father receiving,

having shrapnel in his heart?

And you say she does this but he says,

you know, it's from Schnauzer
w*r, Detective Cross?

- Without a doubt, it's the
same munitions moved by,

Fletcher Cottonbottom.

(thunder sounds)

- We are going to cut to the li-berry.

Vicar, you find yourself in the library

and look up and see the
bust of Barkus Aurelius.

It is on a shelf in chronological order

going up through all
these different emperors.

There are these Roman emperors all

along these sort of various shelves.

And we're going to go, let's go to Roll 20

and we'll go to that
library right now actually.

Yeah, they're in chronological order,

sort of throughout the
room, along the shelves.

- [Raph] Okay.

- And you go and see the
Barkus and yeah, see again

the date is wrong.

The date was - go ahead
and give me a history check

and an insight check if
you would be so kind.

- Oh my god, it's a nat one.

- Oh no.

- Is that for the history check?

- Yes.

- Okay, give me the insight check.

- 21.

- 21, the vicar has no historical answer

for the incorrectness
of the date on this bust

until you think a little harder

and think of the mistakes,
not of history, but of people.

- Think.

- You look at the other busts in the room

and see the next emperor in
line past Barkus Aurelius

who you see their date, their like in sort

of Imperial date, starts
the year following

this incorrect date.

There's this very simple kind of thing

that people tend to think about years

as like static blocks of time.

And you've seen people make
this mistake all the time

of like so-and-so was the emperor from,

you know 1500 to 1535 and then
from 1536 to this other time

this next person was the emperor.

But of course that's not how years work.

Someone would have been
emperor stopped probably

sometime in 1535 and
the next emperor's reign

would have also started in the same year.

So you're looking at the
sort of like end dates

of Barkus Aurelius, got the dates wrong.

And you're like, anyone who's
studied history would know

that these actually were, you
know, in the flow of time,

emperors died all the
time, the emperor's came.

But if someone was
thinking about these dates

sort of like a volume,
they might get it wrong.

And as you are thinking of that,
are you doing anything else

in the library here or
looking around for anything?

- Maybe I'm looking for
either another secret passage

or anything that looks like out of place.

- Hell yeah, give me an investigation

check if you'd be so kind.

- 13.

- You're not finding any
secret passageways here,

as you look around, but there definitely

appears to be a lot of
things in this room.

So sort of a well kept private
library, very well stocked.

You hear footsteps approaching.

Daisy, you hear footsteps
approaching in the hallway

that quickly move past your
door and the library door opens.

Vicar, you're further
in the library, walking

in through the door is
Colonel James Hawkins.

Door swings open, oh, Vicar,
what are you doing here?

There's an announcement
occurring downstairs.

I thought if you're unaware,

I believe your presence
is wanted by Mr. Cross.

- Yes, of course, I'll,
I'll be right down.

I'm right behind you, sir.

- Very well and I will be
right behind you as well, just.

(all laugh)

- You see that, yeah, he says, yes,

I do think it's a pressing matter, Vicar.

Go ahead and give me an insight check

if you'd be so kind, Raph.

- Insight's 16.

- Colonel James is a Hawk
and bird folk, you know,

you're both raptors, he's
giving you kind of imperious

look, if you didn't know
better, you might say

he's like a little bit rattled.

You see, he looks at you and says, Vicar,

I don't mean to be pushy, but I do suggest

that you make your way down there.

You don't want to be once again,

absent and all by yourself

while the goings on here in Loam Hall.

- Well, one is never alone
when they're with the Lord.

Which, of course I am, you
know, I came here without

my Bible, so I was looking
for one that I might

you know, sometimes passages escape me

and I never want to misquote the word.

And the most comforting
thing that you can provide

to someone is the word of God.

So I was looking for a Bible
that I might come downstairs

and be of more use to the group.

- He looks at you, strides over
to the wall and takes a copy

of the King James Bible
and hands it to you says.

- Damn.

- You know what, there's
actually, you know

also there, there's are really good things

to find in the, in the Holy Quran.

(all laugh)

- Go ahead and make a
deception check for me

if you would be so kind.

- In the Old Testament, in
the Bhagavad Gita, Upanishads.

- Deception, I am not good, that's an 11

- Colonel James, is a plus
six, on a five or higher,

you are in trouble.

- Oh no, oh no.

- Box of Doom, you're in
trouble, five, I'm sorry.

It's a plus six, five or
higher, you're in trouble.

You want a four or lower.

- Oh, you're toast.

- Stop that, oh, oh no.

- He's not gonna tell us.

- Brennan, come on.

- Oh, I'm a dead man.

- He looks at you and
gets very close and says,

uh Vicar, you have your Bible,

there is a grieving family downstairs

that requires the administrations
of man of the cloth.

Old boy, I wouldn't want to
be in your talons tonight.

You understand what I mean?

- Yes, yes, yes, I think, I think I do,

I think I understand, yes.

- He get really close,

I think our business here has concluded.

Please do attend to Miss Constance.

- Sure yes, of course, yes.

That's what I was going to do anyway.

(all laugh)

- What does vicar Ian do?

- Vicar Ian drops the Bible

and just stomps out of the room.

- You stop out and Colonel James
closes the door behind you.

As you walk down the hall,
I'm gonna need a perception

check from Daisy.

- Oo, perception, Daisy,
you're by yourself.

You can do this, nobody's
around to judge you.

- We won't watch.

- Nobody's around...

Okay, that's a 9.

You all looked.

- You hear some muffled noises from around

and then you hear like a
plunking of like different

sort of objects around
or something like that.

You hear steps going
down the hall, past you

of what you presume to be the vicar.

And I'm also gonna need a
perception check from Vicar Ian,

at this point.

- 17.

- 17, I think you notice,
Vicar, when you passed by here,

the door to the seance
room was slightly ajar,

now is closed.

- Mm.

- Is someone in the room with me?

- Yes, there must be,
maybe I go, do I, wait,

how far behind me is?

- He hasn't come out of the room yet.

- Okay, can I open the
door to the seance room?

- Yes, but I'm going to need
you to give me a stealth check.

- Oh.

- And owls can see in the night too.

We're a match made in heaven in this room.

- 11.

- Okay, we're going to
come to that in a moment.

- Bird on bird, bird on bird.

- Daisy, you see the following.

You are looking through the
eye holes into a black room.

You are deep in the dark
hearing muffled noises.

Suddenly you see light,
you see light in the study

as Colonel James Hawkins does something

in the library that opens a
door into the secret chamber

through the eye holes of the
portrait in the seance room.

- Because the door was
somewhere in this house.

- Wow, you and Lucretia were equally right

about the events that transpired.

- When you're right, you're right.

(all gasp)

- It's ugly.

(Brennan laughs)

- You look through the eye holes.

Daisy, you see ledgers, secret
places, letters written,

all kinds of stuff in here.

You see Colonel Hawkins,
rifling through things

at light speed, stuffing things
into his coat very quickly.

And you, a moment after that,

you see him reach onto his
coat, reached into his coat

pull something off his coat,
open a drawer and throw it

into a drawer of jangling metal
things and close the drawer.

- Oh.

- You see, doesn't appear to
be touching any of the ledgers

but grabs some letters of note,
stuffs them into his coat,

take something off his coat,
throws it into a drawer,

closes the drawer.

That 11 stealth, once again,
James gets a plus six.

Five or higher is bad.

- And it was me that rolled
11 stealth, that was me?

- No.

- That was me.

- That was Raph.

- That was me.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- At the most inopportune moment.

- No.

- Vicar Ian opens the door.

Daisy, you are a ninja, you are a ninja.

Your eyes are up against the
eyes, seeing all of this,

knowing that you were in a dark room

and that it will just
look like empty blackness

unless light from the
outside, enters this room.

As the door opens, Ian steps inside.

In the Box of Doom, I'll
tell you what I rolled

after I narrate the results.

- Ah.

Ian opens the door, steps inside, Daisy

you fling a knife across the
room, into the door to shut it

just as James whips
around to see blackness.

He rolled a natural two,
you are not discovered.

- Oh my god.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, good job Ian, you did great.

(all laugh)

Truly pat yourself on
the back for that one.

- Both of you hear a stomping
outside of Colonel Hawkins.

He leaves the study, turns the lights off.

You hear a badadada of different
things being moved around.

You can hear it like
lumping movements of objects

moving in the library and then Hawkins

dips out and rushes down
the hallway past you.

We're going to return to
a stormy hillside on top.

- Oh god.

- Yo, we're f*cking in
it this episode g*ng.

A flash of lightning, as
the metal grate opens,

Buckster, Gangie and Lars
stare at the hillside.

Lightning flashes and illuminates
a figure, tall and masked.

You see a wide brimmed
hat against the rain

and a scarf wrapped many,
many times over a face.

It is, you cannot tell who the figure is.

You can't even tell what kind
of animal they are but they

are tall and wearing a long coat.

I'm going to need the three
of you to roll initiative.

- Oh, good god,

- Oh no, the dome change
colors, that means.

- Oh geez.

- Nat f*cking 20.

(all cheer)

- Hell yes, buh-buh-buh, okay.

- Oh my god I like threw out my neck.

- I'm sweating and you can see
my pit stains and I hate it.

(Brennan laughs)

- Oh this is a good one
g*ng, what a mystery.

- Okay, but also that means nothing right?

To roll like a high initiative?

- No it's great.

- That means you're going to go early.

- Yeah, you go first.

- And who cares, I'm terrible
at all things fighting.

- It's better than the
alternative, my friend,

I'll put it that way.

Here's what we're going
to do, did anyone here,

so, so what did Buckster get?

- Nat 20.

- Awesome, what did Gangie get?

- Five.

- Oh no, what did Lars get?

- Eight?

- Oh, well that's kind of
the inverse of what we want.

- Buckster you are
first to act, my friend.

Lars is in front of you

and you have the wherewithal to act

as this figure lunges
forward towards the elevator

in the side of the
tower up on the Hilltop.

- Cool, I think the first
thing I'm going to do

is try to throw the
gate back and latch it.

- Hell yeah, okay, this
is going to be, damn.

This is going to be an opposed athletics

because Lars is opening it,
but Lars is not opening it

with his full strength.

So Lars, you're going to roll athletics

with disadvantage and I'm going to allow

Buckster to roll athletics with advantage.

Let's see who comes out on top.

- With advantage you said?

- Buckster's got advantage,
Lars has got disadvantage.

Even with that, the odds are
still that Lars will win.

- Yeah, totally, what do
you have for athletics?

- Plus nine.

- I have plus two.

- I just got a 27 and a 25.

- Nice.

- So Sam, it's gotta be a nat 20.

- My first roll was a dirty 20.

My second roll is a 10.

- Oh, you go to try to shut the gate.

Lars, you've spotted it, Lars
hasn't, that's your action.

You do have a bonus action.

If you, you can use cunning action,

you can use your mastermind ability

whatever it is you want to do.

- Cool, so where does Lars
fall in the initiative order?

- After you, at some point,
Lars got an eight, yeah.

- Let's see, so it's, my bonus actions

are I can help or I can.

- Dash, disengage, or hide.

- Cool, cool, cool, I
think I will help Lars.

- Hell yeah, you see Lars,
you see Buckster try to slam

the thing shut and I think
Buckster, your help action,

you're just pointing out that a figure

is lunging out of the darkness.

Speaking of figures lunging
out of the darkness.

That is going to be our
friend, who is going to.

- Who is it again?

- Yeah, I missed the name.

- Oh who's the masked figure in the dark?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Great question, okay, Lars's AC is 17.

The three attacks coming
from the masked figure.

- Oh, oh no.

- The figure lunges forward,
they are still outside

of the elevator because Lars
is taking up the entrance.

On their first attack
roll they got a three.

- Riposte.

- Go for it, make your
attack, Lars, do it up.

- What is that?

- Lars is gonna fight.

- If someone misses on me,
I can roll, that's a 16.

- 16 hits.

- How much damage.

- Oh, I do, oh, 17 damage.

- Oh my god.

Incredible, Lars, go ahead and describe,

this is just you fighting
with your fists basically

even though you have like
full weapons stats with them.

Go ahead and describe where
you try to hit the attacker

on their body.

- I try to knock this hat off of them

so I can see those rabbit ears.

(group laughing)

you wallop this person, boom

and you can hear a crack of cah,

like as you wallop them in the head.

They take one step back,
take their next two attacks.

The next one is a three.

The third attack, a natural 20.

- Hmm, mm, mm.

- Okay.

- Their attack and their
sneak attack damage

will be doubled.

Hold on one moment.

I don't like the sound of all these dice.

I don't like that sound,
I know that sound,

I watch this show, I know what that means.

(Ally laughs)

- What's happening?

- Brennan's about to roll a lot of damage

that's going to be dealt.

- To us?

- Some combination of us.

- Okay.

12, 15, 22.

- No, no, no, no, oh no.

- 28, 30.

- You're going to k*ll someone.

- 33 plus four, 37 points of damage.

I want to point out that for
several members of our party,

this would not only drop them to zero,

it would permanently k*ll them in one hit.

Lars, Lars take 37 points of damage.

- My, my total health is 40.

- No.

- Wow.

- We have to get the f*ck out of here.

- Lars, you take a lancing
blow to the side, hah,

as a rapier extends and plunges

into the side of your stomach.

Lars, it is going to be your turn.

- Oh god.

- So Lars is going to get my help here.

- Yes, yes.

- Is it that all you got, rabbit?

- Oh.

- That was a lot.

- All right, that is a 19
to hit but I'll roll again

to see if I crit which I f*cking do.

- No way, no f*cking
way, oh my f*cking god.

- Wait, what?

- Oh my f*cking god.

- Get out of here.

- You rolled a nat 20?

- Go ahead, hey, Buckster,

good looking out with the help action.

Hey Lars, go ahead and roll quick.

- I just want to say quick, good dog.

(all laugh)

- Go ahead and roll double damage, Lars.

- Incredible...

all right, that is 13.

- Okay.

- 10, 23.

- Bababababam.

- And then I am going
to second wind for sure.

- Oh hell yes, good call.

Lars, that's your bonus action.

You see that the Lars gets stabbed.

They're in a fist fight with
a figure holding a sword

and just like crouches down the injury.

Lars comes back around with
this powerful Doberman pinscher

haymaker, boom, once again,

side of the head, figure stumbles.

Gangie, that is going to be your turn.

- No, do I have to?

- No?

- Can I run?

- You are in the elevator,
you could attempt

to acrobatics past the
figure, blocking the entrance.

You are.

- I only have 25 little hit points.

- You would have been dropped
by that attack for sure.

- I'm going to die.

- There is the elevator here.

You could attempt what Buckster attempted,

to close the door, you
could try to escape out

into the night and like
flee past this figure.

- If we close the door at this point,

are we leaving Lars out
there with this person?

- Right now, no one is
taking the move action.

So what it really is,
is it's the open doors

the freight elevator, this
figure lunged forward,

tried to attack Lars, Lars got one hit in,

the person connected on the second stroke,

Lars came back with another punch.

So there's a fight happening

across the threshold of
the elevator right now.

- Okay, yes, I want to close,
I want to close the door.

I want to protect us.

- Give me a sleight of hand check.

I'm going to need a DC 20 sleight of hand

or you're going to get
an attack of opportunity

from the figure as you attempt
to like close the elevator

in the middle of a sword fight.

- I'm guessing that's not good.

- Six.

- Oh.

- We're going to make an attack.

- I'm going to roll
this in the Box of Doom

because this could be, this could be it.

- Oh god, this is terrible,
you can't lose three of us.

- Mrs. Molesly...

- This character is going to hit Gangie on

a seven or higher.

- Oh god.

- Oh God.

- You're not dead, not dead.

- I'm dead.

- Gangie, you go to close
the door and you take

seven points of damage.

- Okay, that's not bad at all.

- And that's it, the sword
slashes out across your arm.

Seven points of damage, you shut the door.

The door is shut in between you
and this figure in the rain.

That's your action.

You still have a bonus action
and a free object interaction.

- Can I move my shovel between the.

- You want to pull it through the grate?

Go ahead and make an attack roll, Katie.

- Very weaselly.

- For real, a real slender move.

- No, I got a four, why am I terrible?

- Oh no, okay, you're
going to like pool cue

with your shovel through, this figure

dexterously dodges out of the way

and that's the end of your turn.

Buckster the door is once
again, closed and locked.

You can see this figure, stepping back

reaching for a g*n in their coat.

And not only that, but
also looking at the door

like they want to open it on their turn.

Buckster you are the last to go

before this figure goes again.

- As fast as I can, I turn the key.

I switch the elevator back to back to down

and I say not by the hair
of my chinny chin chin.

- Wait can I, I just
brawled with this person.

Can I do an insight on
like their hands or like.

- Yes, give me.

- Or were they wearing a glove or what?

- Give me an insight check
with advantage, Lars.

- 11.

- Okay, 11 okay, and you
rolled with advantage, right?

Cool, you were brawling
with them, whoever this is,

they are a master combatant.

Very, very powerful, very
shrewd, but two masks.

You couldn't quite tell who they were.

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,

Buckster you hit that down button.

All of you flattened
yourselves to the ground

as a g*nsh*t rings out and the stone

behind you through the
other iron grate on the far

side of the elevator, just pock marks

and stone dust and rubble rain down on you

as the elevator lowers.

- Ah, god, ah.

- We are out of combat.

- I have a question.

- Yes, Katie, woo hoo hoo.

- Here's the thing.

When you said, when I used my shovel,

was I supposed to press the hit
button or the damage button?

- You were supposed to
press the hit button.

- I did not do that, I
pressed the wrong one.

- Can you press the hit button
again for me, real quick?

- 17.

- Katie, please roll damage,
plus sneak attack for me.

- 13.

- 13 points of damage, incredible.

You reach out with your shovel, bam.

Lars, please reroll that
insight check for me.

- So close 18.

- You don't get anything from
your brawling because you went

for the head both times.

Gangie pool cues his shovel
out right for the torso

and in the wide and voluminous
coat under the storm,

you hear a crunch.

- Pardon?

- A crunch.

- Of a shell.

- And that is all I can tell you.

An 18 is not a 20 that's
bronze metal information.

You hear a crunch, it's
storming, it's loud outside,

but you hear a crunch.

- Armadillo.

- I know I was like Armond or Harding.

- It's the Armadillo, right?

- Yeah.

- There is no, no way
that little sh*t stain

is a master combatant.

- I think it's either
Harding the turtle or Armond.

- Yeah, it's got to be one of them two.

- You hear a voice from the top
of the elevator shaft going.

Brbrbrbr, I'm going to k*ll all you.

(Sam laughs)

No, no, no, no, that didn't happen.

(all laugh)

Having fun, lovely, you guys.

- Oh, so we have a brief
moment here in the elevator.

Just the three of us,
before we go downstairs.

- Yes, you do.

- That was close, that was too close.

What do we think, a turtle?

- Could have been?

- Yeah, I think so.

- None of us have a g*n, right?

- No.

- I, I do have a sawed off.

I am not terrific with it.

- Okay, we made the right choice.

- We also poured all
our knives on the table,

in the seance room, so
nobody has any like.

- Oh my god.

- Incredible, I am going to
need a group stealth check

with disadvantage, if
you would all be so kind.

All three of you are
rolling with disadvantage.

- Eight.

- Eight?

- Seven.
- 12.

- So in the ballroom,
Sylvester and Dr. Magpie finish

their speech, upstairs
in the second floor,

Daisy and Vicar Prescott
hear the footsteps

of James Hawkins,
Colonel and old w*r buddy

of Squire Badger walking
back down the steps.

In the kitchen wing, the elevator returns

to its position where it was
discovered by our companions.

As the three of you exit,
you watch the elevator lower.

You got, what was your
group stealth again?

What was the best roll that everybody got?

- 12.

- 12, you all of you arrive
at the, at that level in time

to see in the kitchen wing,
Mr. Gilfoyle with a number

of the staff, speaking
to Jeremy Brockhollow

and to Colonel James Hawkins
who has just walked up.

You arrive, Lars, you are
doing your best to stand up.

Your pink suit is a red with blood

that has run all the way down your leg.

The figures all look at you coming

from the outside after hearing a g*nsh*t

and you see that Jeremy
stares, Mr. Gilfoyle raises

an eyebrow, Colonel Hawkins says, well

it goes without saying
that the three of you

are under arrest!

...and that's all for this episode

of Mice and m*rder.

- What the f*ck?

- I have a question, can I summon a ghost?

- Yeah, can Rekha roll to
see if ghosts are real?

- If there are any spirits in this room,

I don't even know if I
believe in you, but nat 20.

- We broke Brennan, we broke Brennan.

- No nat 20 has ever been more untimely.

The center of the crystal
ball, glows white.

(ghostly noises)

...please, is there someone there...

- Yes.

- I'm trapped, I'm trapped somewhere dark.