(upbeat music)
- Hello one and all,
welcome back to another
thrilling episode of Dimension
20: A Starstruck Odyssey.
I am your humble dungeon
master Brennan Lee Mulligan
with me as always are our Intrepid heroes
say hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- [All] Hi, Intrepid Heroes.
- [Brennan] Last we left
off our g*ng, our crew,
yes, indeed the crew of
the Wurst, newly named,
had just abducted the Royal
Blue Mastiff, Aurora Nebbins,
fulfilling a Smash 'n Grab contract from
Hyacinth Khrome, more
than fulfilling I'll say,
and as things are wont
to do in wild locations,
like Rec 97, things went
a little bit sideways,
confrontations with people
that seemed to know the
long lost Barry Nine,
a strange pug named Melon
sticking its tongue into
the eye of the Skipper-
- See ya!
- Abducting the Mastiff,
coming into contact with
a supercomputer entity
known as Gnosis,
getting the repairs done on the ship,
getting yourself alerted to
the fuzz of various factions
all across the galaxy
and losing 500 credits
and a number of important weapons
at the Emerald Comet Casino-
- Doesn't seem like
that big a deal anymore.
- [Brennan] An enormous
expl*si*n at the Bargain Bliss
Pleasure Putty Factory
Outlet and Training Center
brings us to the world of Talespire,
and I'll be frank one of the coolest maps
we ever had on this show.
- It's so f*cking cool.
- [Brennan] If not the
coolest, look at this.
You see the no longer "used"
refueled, repaired, and
ready-to-go the Wurst
in front of you at the
end of dock number 69420
here on level seven, the Vale of Tiers,
you have a ready to rip
outta here starship,
you have a super computer
and an alien Princeps who
apparently knows how to cook
and you have a data card
with 25.000 credits on it.
- Is there a way to scan that
with one of our devices
and make sure it's legit?
- If you want to take time
in the initiative order,
hey, listen I'm not even
saying it's a bad idea.
I'm saying it's maybe
actually a good idea.
- I don't know if we want
to know the answer to that.
I think we kind of can't.
- Let's believe, let's believe.
- Yeah, let's believe.
- Let's believe. However,
here's what's going wrong
due to the expansive mood of
one soon-to-be-married Zvoon
having exploded inside of
the Factory Outlet and Training Center,
hot Pleasure Putty is
raining from what on a planet
would be the sky
and the here is just sort
of the upper atmosphere
of this artificial layer.
You are being pursued from one direction
by Rec Pols coming after
you due to the chaos
caused on the Blue Heaven level up above
and from the other direction by a squadron
of Amercadian Space Brigaders
here to arrest Norman Takamori
for the m*rder of 12
sisters of the Cosmic Veil.
How strange.
- Let's brain slug into
Aurora, we can have it all.
- [Brennan] That's right,
now with all of the world
bearing down we can see the wanted signs
coming up on the Rec
Station's holo-screens.
We see our heroes, Gunnie Miggles-Rashbax,
the unconscious inert psychodrone of Riva
who warged back onto the ship,
the newly jet-packed Skipper,
by the way go ahead and take your jet pack
if you'd be so kind.
- Yes baby.
- Laminated.
- Shiny Pokemon card.
- Yeah, collectible.
- Fly speed of 40,
runs off of power cells
which are the same things
that power your like as*ault
r*fles and things like that.
We have Margaret Encino.
We have Sundry Sidney
astride Aurora Nebbins,
the Royal Blue Mastiff
with the Princeps Zortch
hanging to the side.
- Now that I've seen her,
she's coming on the ship.
- What a beautiful dog
and we of course, over there
with the floating psychodrone
is Big Barry Syx.
All of you see at the end
of the dock, your vessel,
if you could only get aboard.
Fleeing putty mongers
run away from the sounds of
explosions in the factory outlet
and with the, past the docking gate,
not visible here on the map,
but you see in his lovely sweater vest
with a little sort of like
to-go mug of tea next to him,
and a ion beam r*fle in
his hands is Raymond Zam.
Raymond Zam, the man
preparing to cover for
any Jib-Jobbers approaching the ship
for what he called a hot exit.
With that said we are gonna
dive right into combat
first in the initiative
order Gunnie Miggles-Rashbax
- Rough - I shouldn't be here.
I think Gunnie will
take 30 feet of movement
going from here to behind these rocks
and is gonna ready an action to cast
or to use Flash on the area between
that the Rec Pol people
will have to come through
as they chase after us I'm assuming.
- [Brennan] Great you see the screen there
wanted, wanted Norman Takamori,
you hide behind this little
advertisement covered
taxi dispatch here at the end of the dock
and you are gonna ready the Flash spell.
- Exactly, okay, I'd like to
cast it like right about here
when they, when the Rec Pol
people come through that way.
- Okay, when the Rec Pol
people come through that way,
you are gonna hit them with a Flash spell.
I will let you insert yourself
in the initiative order.
You have your reaction prepared
for that spell to go off.
- 90 feet. So we should be good.
- Okay, so mounted over here
on these various Rec Pol scooters,
it is now gonna be the Rec Pols' turn.
One of the lieutenants shouts
after all of you fleeing,
"Stop! You're under arrest!"
Does that Rec Pol lieutenant
see any sign of a cessation of movement?
- And middle finger comes out of my g*n.
- Incredible, you hear one
of the lieutenants say,
Open fire!
And the Rec Pols are going to unload.
So first things first,
the Rec Pol officers are going to fire.
I'm gonna say that these
three are gonna take
attacks on Sundry Sidney
for that middle finger going up in the-
- Can I cast Shield
'cause I haven't gone yet?
- You can cast Shield.
- Okay then I'm,
I'm just gonna go ahead and
they're all gonna hit me
or they're all gonna fire
at me and I have a bad AC.
So Shield - AC's 20 now.
I like use all the little
bristles on Aurora's back
and make like a cage.
(Brennan snorting)
- Amazing, the shield goes up.
- She's so cute.
- Yeah, I agree, thank you.
- Okay, the nearby
sergeants for the Rec Pol
are gonna add their leadership die
to all these attacks.
That's gonna be a plus two,
to all of the attacks from the Rec Pol.
So, so the Rec Pols
are giving the commands
rather than firing this turn,
and Sid's new AC, you said
it's gonna be a dirty 20 or 20.
- Dirty 20, it'll be dirty.
- You all watch Sid turn around,
you've never seen someone
wearing roller skates
riding on a beast of any kind before
you whip around and your
cybernetic arm raises up
(laser firing)
and lasers ping harmlessly
off of your shield.
You are unhit by the Rec
Pol, Big Barry that is,
also all of those Rec Pol
are going take movements
on their Rec Pol scooters.
So those scooters are gonna
move a full 50 feet forward.
- So it's nine Paul Blarts.
- Nine Paul Blarts.
- Guys, we gotta steal at
least one of these scooters.
- Okay guys, there's only
so much space on the ship.
- We need to make space for Aurora.
- We always have room
for scooters, Gunnie.
- These scooters are rad.
- These scooters are gonna pull forward
hovering sort of directly behind
slash on top of Aurora Nebbins
to get clear lines of fire,
and this last one right here
is gonna take a position
with partial cover behind
the central column of the
up and downsie-daisy right here.
- And I'll hit those ones
on a scooter with a flash
as they take their position.
- Incredible what's the area
of effect on that Flash?
- What's the area of effect? It's 20 feet.
- Incredible, you can
probably hit both scooters
if you want,
because you can set the point higher up
to not hit any of your pals.
- Let's do it.
- Okay and oh, this is gonna
put folks to sleep, right?
- No, I blind people.
- Oh, you blind people. Gotcha.
- That's my thing.
- Incredible. Okay.
- Do you have one d10 for me?
- Of course I do, absolutely, I do.
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, you're so welcome.
- 10, 21, 30 points of-
- HP? I think it's HP?
- Yeah of HP starting with the creature
that has the lowest hit points
each other is affected.
You know, you know this goes.
- It blinds them?
- It blinds them.
- Okay so all you see as the Rec Pol say,
stop you're under arrest
and the lieutenants yell, open fire
they're making from their ship.
Gunnie rushes forward, whips around.
I'm gonna say your
torso full spins around,
so your legs are facing
the opposite direction from your torso.
- Yes.
- And you
a flash of a little like
tech dart fires out,
the Rec scooter with the
two regular Rec Pol on it?
Both of them are completely blinded.
They're also going full
speed on a Rec scooter
so we're actually gonna just turn
that into a dex save right now.
- Great.
- Because you've elected to do something
which actually deeply
increases the efficacy
of your tech power, blinding
an enemy is a good idea,
blinding them while they're riding
a full speed Rec Pol scooter even better.
We are gonna roll another savings throw
against your tech power.
This is gonna be a dexterity
saving throw for them.
They're gonna do it with disadvantage
because they are blinded.
However, I will say, if they
fail by, you want them to fail,
but you don't want them
to fail by more than 10.
- Why is that?
- [Brennan] You're about to find out.
- Is he gonna crash like into you?
- Or they're gonna mess up the scooter.
- Oh, even worse.
- We don't need the scooter.
- We can have Aurora though right?
- Of course we need Aurora
that escape pod needs a new tenant.
- Lower of these two,
13 means they make it.
If they roll a, it's really
that if they roll a one or a two
that it's quite bad.
- Okay.
- That's two nat ones.
- Oh my god, what?
- No way.
- Gunnie puts down his datapad
walks back to the casino.
- What the hell?
- One in 400 odds, I'm gonna need,
I'm gonna need a dex saving throw.
- No you're not, no you're not.
- I'm gonna need a dex saving throw.
- No I'm not gonna do it dude.
- If you could.
- I'm not.
- What if the other one's
doing okay though and helps
'cause that was still a disadvantage.
So one of them really f*cked up,
what about the other one?
- Try to crit, try to
crit and then when it-
- [Brennan] If you hit a nat 20,
if you hit a nat 20 right now,
if you hit a nat 20 right now, I think,
I think this is the,
I think we're gonna have to rearrange
the order of the universe
within this setting
if you hit a nat 20 here.
- [Zac] Try to hit a nat 20.
- Just try to hit it.
- Try and hit a nat 20.
- Which dice rolled that nat one?
This is the one we lost 500 on.
- You got it.
- Change.
- Guaranteed.
- My future is changing.
- [Murph] That's a six.
- That's the same thing
it rolled yesterday
when I lost all my money.
- My future is changing.
- Why do you still have that dice
that were rolling so poorly for Fabian.
- [Emily] I think I know why-
- [Ally] This is the
perfect time to say, Lou.
(Lou wheezing)
This is some, this is Fabian
going off on his own energy,
- Are you hacking a dice?
- What the f*ck is wrong
with everything there?
- That was the best thing
that's happened so far.
- Lou, Lou, Lou,
can I offer you something?
These glow in the dark,
they're incredible.
- Yeah I'd love them.
- And I would love for
you to use these today.
- I have a feeling these are being thrown.
- No!
- Cool, so what happens, bro?
- Unbelievable.
- I'm not doing it dude.
- That is a 10.
- That is a 10.
- I got a 10.
- Okay we got a 10.
Okay, so.
- Two nat ones.
- So these guys round the corner,
boom, and then you go bam flash bang.
Oh no, no, no, no, no,
and you see that the Rec Pol scooter
smashes into the taxi kiosk
explodes dealing nine points
of incendiary damage to you.
- Oh my god, so you're at two HP right now
because you only have 11 HP?
- I'm a first level engineer,
I'm not built for combat.
Yeah, I have two HP.
- I will say this, both of
those Rec Pols are fully dead.
- But I'm on fire.
- You're on fire.
- And that's like 600.000 credits.
- [Brennan] Scooter is toast, scooter is,
scooter is fully no more, blew up
hit the taxi kiosk and is destroyed.
- Gunnie immediately knows
everyone's gonna be so mad
at him 'cause of the scooter.
- Sidney's fricking psyched
'cause this means more room
for Aurora on the ship.
- Oh, you do see that some of the kiosk
like incendiary hits the
Pleasure Putty factory,
and you can tell that something
important catches on fire
in the Pleasure Putty factory.
- Oh my god.
- Quite bad but an incredibly
flashy intro to this combat,
Barry that's gonna be your turn.
- Right on.
- I can't, two nat ones,
we said only a one or two
is it gonna be bad on.
Two nat ones, one in 400 odds.
- That was insane.
- All right, Barry's 100%
gonna get this other scooter.
I am going to go into the zone,
bonus action, put on bigger sunglasses,
and then I'm going to,
what would be the mechanics of it?
So I want to kind of just jump on there
and do a shove attack,
and I know I can't get both of them off,
but just keep one of them on,
literally just like commandeer it
just like grab the one dude and
throw them off, and just go.
- [Brennan] Only one of them.
- [Ally] One of them is still holding on.
- [Brennan] Yeah, only one
of them is piloting it.
- Yeah, I jump on there
and I just grab them by the head
and try to like shove them off.
- Okay, do you have the
ability to leap to that,
to leap all the way up,
do a 10 foot vertical
leap up to the Rec Police?
- [Emily] Probably, that's strength.
- I mean, I'd like to think I do.
- Can you kick off the mastiff?
- Yeah, can I?
- You can cross through
where you're like hopping on that box?
- Okay, bonus action you go into the zone.
- Right.
- Am I wrong in thinking?
- I do have a bonus action jump thing,
but it's about a bonus
action and I'm in the zone.
- Oh, you can reach up and
grab something 17.5 feet
off the ground.
- Sweet, so I just do
a box jump, I run over
and I'll be like, I'll be taking that,
and I squat and then I jump up
and then I try to smash
the one person off.
- Cool you use your full movement.
You take like a running start, leap up.
So now your action is going to be,
and actually yeah, your
action's gonna be a shove attack
against this person, this is contested.
- Hell yeah.
- Sweet.
- They, so this person
is, they're a lieutenant,
so they're a little bit
tougher than the Rec Pols
that just got incinerated due
to Gunnie's flash grenade.
The number you are trying to
beat here is going to be 13.
- Okay I have good athletics.
I have advantage, I
theoretically I should do this
but we shall see.
- But only if you've got...
- Okay, 22.
(Ally laughs)
- All right, all of you turn to see,
so Gunnie leaps behind the kiosk.
You turn around search for-
this thing is not like
hovering off the ground,
it's 10 feet up.
Bam, you flip your body up
and kick this Rec Pol
Lieutenant off the speeder,
off the scooter and sit into the seat,
but that is your action,
bonus action, and movement
to get up there.
- Right on.
- But I will say this
to our Talespire crew
the Lieutenant that gets
that gets kicked off
takes four points of falling damage,
hitting the floor underneath.
Incredible, we move forward in initiative.
Those putty mongers are just
going to continue to flee.
So those putty mongers
flee in all directions.
- I am not gonna interrupt them.
- Screaming, ah run for your lives.
We're not up to code.
- Oh god.
- Take em down, Sid.
- What does that mean?
- We gotta get out of here.
- That's not okay.
- This is gonna be a m*ssacre.
- [Brennan] That's gonna be Skip and Sid,
you act on the same initiative
so go in whichever order you guys want.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
- I was gonna go throw two grenades
at the gaggle over there.
One was gonna hopefully light the,
light on fire the putty
to make a little firewall
and then the other was
hopefully gonna stun them.
- The, that Amercadian?
- Yeah so if you want it
to get in there after.
- I think, I think I'm running out,
I think this place is gonna blow up.
- Okay.
- I think like that's a good,
that sounds good to me though.
I might like try to scoop somebody.
- I basically was,
didn't want you to get in the melee there.
- Oh yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, okay.
So why don't you go
and then I'll go after.
- Yeah, maybe Skip sees
like threats around
and looks to Marg just like what?
- Um, maybe the Princeps?
- And Skip's gonna nod
and just press the
buttons on his jet pack.
- The Skipper was flying
in waiting for these guys.
So I think you don't even
need to use a bonus action.
You've been, you've been levitated,
like you, you went and got that
the data card from Salazar the Android.
You're good to go so you can be flying.
What are you gonna do?
- I'm gonna grab the Princeps
and just dash forward reaction disengage.
I don't know if I'm gonna see anything,
that's gonna swipe at me, but just in-
- You use your object interaction
to grab the Princep Zortch
off of Aurora Nebbins,
and let's go ahead and
measure your movement,
how far you're gonna get.
- 'Cause I have-
- 40 fly.
- 40 fly plus my bonus action cunning...?
- Cunning action?
So you can move 120 this
turn if you want to.
- [Ally] Yes Skip, get
the f*ck out of here.
- I am gonna go all the way to this
like what is the purple-ish blue one?
- Okay, so you're gonna pop right there.
You're gonna go a hundred-
- I'm a little nervous
about like this area
maybe can I make like a perception check
once I get there to see if I can like-
- That's a shrewd thing to ask for Zac,
go ahead and give me a perception check.
- Okay.
- Being shrewd.
- f*ck.
- Yes, okay, cool, cool.
- That's an eight.
- All I'm gonna tell
you on an eight is this,
you know that you at
the speed you're going,
you will not have time to react
if there are things
around these buildings,
the two buildings that
we're talking about here
are there's a money exchange place,
but this is a lot of like
airport stuff, right?
So there's a, there's a taxi kiosk,
there's this money exchange here.
However, it's also a Rec Station
so this is a free booters club,
which is effectively,
so "boot" is slang for
"f*ck" in this galaxy,
so this is basically a swingers club that-
- Oh no, Pleasure Putty hitting a-
- [Brennan and Emily] Swingers club.
- There's another expl*si*n coming.
- [Lou] There's an ocean
of ej*cul*te is coming.
- Barry, they're gonna
rival you in the bathroom.
(all laughing)
- You don't have to bring
up that story anymore.
- Yes, so in other words, on an eight,
I can't tell you what your perceive here,
you know that you will have to, like,
if you fly, you'll see it if you fly past,
but you won't have the
ability to like see it
and react in time to stop.
- So can I go to this,
like if you're looking at
the free booters club sign,
like this, like this like rounded corner
on the second floor,
can I like fly up there with the Princeps?
- Oh f*ck yeah baby. Hell yeah.
- Use that jet pack.
- Three dimensions.
- [Brennan] Okay, so yeah,
so you and the Princeps
pop up to that corner.
So you jet pack and very
like operative style
get behind a corner of
the building to get cover
and it is very good that you do
'cause some attacks are
coming your way right now.
- Oh sh*t.
- Yikes.
- Oh from what?
- Oh sh*t.
- I'm gonna go ahead and roll luck checks.
I want to see I'm not, I'm
not gonna d*ck you over.
I'm gonna see how prepared
these factions are,
so faction to the right let's
see how prepared they are.
Four, not prepared at all.
Faction to the left,
14, they are prepared.
However, oh, this is so fascinating.
Let's reveal who we're dealing with here.
- Why did I forget to be worried?
- Right I was like,
when I k*lled two people
I was like, wow we're good.
- "Why did I forget to
be worried?" is so funny.
- Hyper prepared is a group of UFTP agents
that had been running to the dock here
and the other side don't seem
bothered by you at all, Skip,
are a group of bounty hunters
with Repo Reaper name tags on them.
- [Siobhan] God damn.
- Oh my God. They look incredible.
- They're so sick looking.
- One of them is in like designer slides
and then this other person
looks like he's wearing Uggs.
- So yeah, the Repo Reapers
just appear to be sort
of walking calmly forward
in this direction.
You see that the UFTP agents,
now that is really interesting here.
- A weird amount of cover?
- You, that's the thing.
I think you've done
exactly the right thing
to get almost total cover from these guys.
- Yeah.
- Please don't sh**t.
- Let me see.
- Wait.
- Wait.
- Fill 'er up.
- Norm you hug, you fly in,
look down just long enough
and you see they say, there he is,
and take out their light pistols
and you and Zortch hug to the wall
and see the edge of the rounded roof.
You have total cover from attacks.
A perfect tactical move.
- Yes, dude!
- [Brennan] No, no damage, baby.
Okay, so Skip that's you,
Sid it's still also your,
that was them using all of
their reactions to do that.
It's not their turn
and you see that the Repo
Reapers don't appear to be coming
for you.
- Okay.
I don't think I even
know what those guys are.
- I don't think anybody does.
- [Murph] What have you done?
- Oh sh*t, I'm so sorry.
You took, you took damage, right?
- Yes.
- [Brennan] Go ahead and make
a constitution saving throw,
if you'd be so kind.
- Uh, that's a 10.
- You took nine points of damage, right?
- Yes.
- Go ahead and roll nine d4 times 10.
- No!
- [Brennan] You can do
that on your own time.
You let me know after you're done rolling.
That's yeah, nine d4 times 10.
You do that let me know
what you got in a second.
Sid, what are you up to?
- Okay.
- And you're all Aurora Nebbins
acts on your turn as well.
- What is Aurora's movement?
I've been riding her,
so I'm probably getting
a good feel for it.
- Yeah, actually gives me
an animal handling check.
- Okay I still have enhanced Android.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- You've got this.
- Come on, crit, baby, please.
All right, 14.
- You sense, first of all,
Aurora Nebbins is fully hairless.
You think that this dog
may be partially aquatic.
You also, it has a speed of 50,
so Aurora Nebbins can haul a*s if need be.
You also think that you've seen
the fastest you've seen Aurora move
is when she is rushing to strike somebody.
You think that she has
like an adrenal gland
that picks up speed if she
is going to lunge at someone.
- My expl*sive fighting style,
I can throw a grenade as bonus action.
- [Brennan] Correct.
- But then I could also
throw on as an action, right?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- Great, so what I want to do is
I want to just like take
Aurora like 10 feet forward
to get within range
'cause I have a 55 range
to throw the grenades.
- Amazing, you've used
your corsair ability
to boost your range on that, awesome.
- Yeah, so I wanna get within range
to the people that are closer
and with putty in front of them,
I want to throw an
incendiary grenade at them,
and hopefully I think I can,
I think I can frame in some of the putty
to make a little wall of fire,
and then I wanna throw a stun grenade
at the people behind them,
and I looked at it, they're
all clustered within 10 feet.
- Okay, so the first cluster's
getting an incendiary
and the second cluster's
getting a stun, amazing.
Give me the save.
- Wow.
- It's a DC 14 save, dex save for each,
but they have different effects,
and tell me if anyone hits a one
because they take max damage
with my expl*sive fighting style.
- Alright we're gonna roll for,
you see the Amercadians bearing down,
you see that one of the Lieutenants says,
Takamori took to the air,
the android's with him
riding some kind of beautiful dog.
- You got that right about beautiful.
- We all agree the dog is beautiful.
- I give her a good like dog slap.
(Aurora shrieks)
- That's her response to
everything, but it didn't seem bad,
so we're gonna roll the saves
for the soldiers in the front
and then for the lieutenants separately
'cause they have different saves.
So they need to hit a 14 here.
That is three fails for
the soldiers in the front,
we're gonna go for their-
- So they all take 11 damage, fire damage.
The other ones take half of that,
and then presumably that
Pleasure Putty that I was,
I was probably able to get a
little bit in lights on fire.
- Those brigaders all take incendiary,
so the three brigaders
also gonna roll for the
sergeants with them.
Okay, the sergeants,
both sergeants make their save
and take half damage in the front.
You see the, as that incendiary goes off,
the Pleasure Putty line
that runs in front of them
creates a wall of fire.
Now, anyone on the other side of that wall
has total concealment
from firing on you guys.
- Oh you know what?
- A wall of fire opens up
in front of them and they can't fire.
- Then I'm not even gonna
use my stun grenade.
I still have an action
'cause I just used my
bonus action grenade.
I'm gonna turn to this
repo person who has cover,
does that mean I can't hit them at all?
- You did hear, yeah you heard fire
down at that next intersection.
So, you know, you don't know
that there are repo men.
You know that Norm,
you know, that Skip has
encountered enemies there.
You don't know anything about them,
but you know that Skip has
encountered enemies down there,
people opened fire on him.
- I imagine Skip would
have been like, more!
- [Emily] And then is
Aurora gonna be able to
get through this gaggle
of Pleasure Putty people?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- For sure she will really
be able to get through.
- Oh no.
- What about, could she
leap this little chasm?
- On a successful animal
handling for sure.
- I only have a plus
one to animal handling.
- But you have advantage.
- We'll call it a DC 15.
- I really haven't hit that.
I can't lose Aurora and I can
lose the Pleasure Putty girls.
Okay, I'ma...
(all laughing)
- [Murph] Probably just
gonna run them over.
- I'm going to - let me
just measure the distance.
- Or what if you did an
animal handling check
to jump over them.
- Yeah, let's do that.
- That way...
- Let's do that.
- Smart.
- So I think I want to basically,
while I'm riding, try to grab Gunnie
to get him out of harm's way,
and then I want to try to leap over these
Pleasure Putty girls
and then get within range to
sh**t one of these new foes.
- What we're gonna do
is this - Aurora Nebbins
is gonna use movement
and action to move a hundred feet.
- Yeah.
- And Aurora's trying to
stay to the flat of the dock.
I mean the expl*si*n
from the putty factory
has created a lot of difficult terrain,
but you're trying to zig and
zag to stay on terrafirma,
so to speak,
give me the animal handling
check to see if you can
leap the Pleasure Putty people.
- I believe in you, it's a 12.
- Okay you (snapping reigns)
and you kick your skates
into Aurora and go, hiya!
and Aurora hunkers down
and blasts through the
Pleasure Putty people dealing-
- Oh no.
- And now here's the thing
normally it would just
knock everybody prone,
but because Aurora Nebbins'
covered head to toe in spikes,
all those Pleasure Putty people
take five points of damage,
not enough to k*ll them-
(all cheering)
but all those pleasure, they
go, please you've gotta help!
And this weasel-
- I ignore them
and grab Gunnie.
- Okay, and you're gonna,
are you gonna lean down and
grab Gunnie with your, okay.
So that's actually your,
so you've used a bonus action
and you have your object
interaction to pick Gunnie up,
you throw-
- I'm more than an object.
- Speaking of Gunnie, what did you roll?
- I rolled 20.
- Okay 200 credits of
damage have been done
to your cyborg body,
and you are thrown on the
back of Aurora Nebbins.
Aurora moves a hundred feet down the track
at a hundred feet, does
Aurora see an enemy?
That's the question, Talespire,
let's go ahead and move
Aurora, Gunnie, and Sid
down the track.
These poor Pleasure Putty people.
- Maybe it'll knock some sense into them.
- Actually I am gonna
make a quick dex save,
'cause one of those Pleasure Putty people
is literally adjacent to the opening.
- Oh no.
- That's a nat 5.
- Oh no.
- One putty person went ah!
And is off into space.
- I absolutely lie, and I'm like,
I actually think she was
a pretty high ranking one,
so probably kind of more of
a villain in the MLM scheme.
- And yes, from here Aurora
can definitely see enemies.
Aurora has line of sight
on the Repo Reapers and on UFTP agents.
Aurora has the aggressive feature,
which means that she can
take a bonus action dash
towards a hostile creature.
- Let's do it, oh actually
we don't even need to.
I think I'm just going to,
since I got Gunnie with me,
even though the Repo people
weren't as aggressive,
I think I'm going to,
I think I'm gonna go after them
because I got Gunnie with me,
also Gunnie I nod to the three pistols
I've disarmed people
with in case you want it.
- I'm gonna, I'm gonna
hold on for a second!
- Okay, I mean, I just,
I have a lot of weapons.
- Okay, thank you, thank you.
- And then I think I'm going
to, what does burst mean?
- Burst means that weapon
can create a 10 foot cube
where people have to
dex save or take damage.
- f*ck it, I'm gonna throw
my stun grenade at them.
- At the UFTP agents?
- Yeah, yeah. Let's do that.
- Hell yes.
- There's a lot.
There's more of them, so yeah.
So what's the language on it,
is it a 10 foot radius or 10 foot area?
- Each creature within 10 feet.
- 10 foot radius, you can absolutely hit
all five of those UFTP.
Go ahead and read the language on that
because I think they
might possibly be stunned.
- I think they're actually unconscious.
- If they fail they're unconscious.
If they succeed, I think
they might still be stunned.
Can you read the language on that?
- On a failed save a creature is stunned
until the end of their next serve- turn,
additionally, on a failed
save a creature is unconscious
for one minute until it takes damage
or until someone uses an action to shake
or slap the creature awake
at the end of an affected creature's turn,
it can repeat the save, ending
the effect on a success.
- Gotcha and what's the save
on that like what type of save?
- 14 constitution.
- Hell yes, okay, 14 constitution that,
you've picked a good save
for these UFTP agents
that are really quick and smart,
but not necessarily the toughest.
- I look up also to you,
and like, if any of them are unconscious,
you auto crit on them.
- Ah, here we go, five
saves coming down the track.
Oh my God.
- Oh yes.
- Four of the UFTP agents go down.
Four of them are unconscious.
(grenades exploding)
Yeah you see Sid tearing
another thing just,
Honestly, your g*n arm is just straight up
and you see these grenades
come out like mortars.
It makes a (mortar firing)
noise as they pop out.
- Like a t-shirt canon but with grenades!
- [Brennan] Blam incendiary, blam stun,
four of the UFTP agents
are fully unconscious,
but someone can take an
action to wake them, correct?
- I think, but I think he
would need to take an action
to wake one.
- Yes, wake one of them that makes sense.
Okay, is Aurora taking a move action
towards a hostile adversary?
- I think she's gonna sit tight for now,
'cause we got, we got Gunnie with us.
- Incredible, amazing turns here.
The prince-
- And can I also use my
body to give Gunnie cover?
- I'm trying to think you've
taken an object interaction,
a bonus action.
- It's totally fine if I can't.
- I don't think you can.
- I'll make it, I can make
it work one more turn,
one more turn yeah, one more turn.
I'm not gonna go down this
turn, that'd be crazy.
- And you just fall to the,
the reapers like a pinata
and they're just like.
- [Brennan] Okay, that's
gonna be the Princeps Zortch,
Zortch what are we doing here?
- What else can you do
besides cook, Zortch?
- Snazzy outfit.
- Love it.
- I like Zortch's hat.
- Skip, Princeps Zortch looks
over at you and they say,
can I try something real quick?
- Yes.
- We are one.
- Oh no.
- Not again.
- And they touch their-
like they swivel their cap backwards
touch their forehead to yours,
and you feel a sense of meditation
as the Princeps brings you into
a kind of psychic awareness
of space and time and you see,
you have probably a half
second of pre-cognition,
all possible futures
within the next half second
are available to you.
So any of the like all
possibilities are infinite,
but it's such a short window of time
based on your temporal senses
that you're like here is everything
that can happen in the next half second,
which is going to as long
as you're within five feet
of the Princeps,
you are gonna get to add a d4
to all attack rolls, all savings throws.
- Sick.
- It looks like you guys are making out.
- [Emily] It really does.
- Wow.
- That is the Princeps,
Riva that's gonna be your turn.
- Okay well originally I was
just gonna be conservative
and shield up and stay in the ship
until you guys were 200 feet of me.
But then Brennan pulled
this hidden people nonsense.
So I think Riva in Aguatunisian form
is gonna pop into these three little guys
by right by the docking bay.
- Hell yes.
- Just like poke their head out
and see what is happening
in this little cubby hole.
See what nonsense is happening.
- sh**ting out of the
aquatic bowels of the Wurst
Riva's gonna appear in
one of these water bulbs,
through the refueling system,
back towards the gate,
Riva, as you appear there,
that's gonna be your
movement to get there from
inside the ship.
What would you like to do once there?
- Can I see anybody in this area at all?
Can I make a perception check?
- Make a perception check
if you'd be so kind.
- 17.
- You don't see anybody,
but a 17 is pretty good.
So you do from all the way out here,
you can see other tiers on levels
or rather you can see
other docks on level seven,
69419, which is your neighbor
has a familiar ship docked in it.
- Oh no not the Lady Pike.
- The Lady Pike is docked
at that bay right now.
- Damn.
- Oh boy.
- Not right now, no Jan.
- Everyone's trying to get us.
- How many, how many feet away is that?
- That one's farther away,
that docking bay is probably
like about 800 feet away
- Okay so it's not an
immediate, right now.
- It doesn't look like an
immediate right now threat,
but you see it's fully docked there.
- Okay these guys over here
are more than 90 feet away
and I actually can't see them.
So there's not much I can do.
So I'm just gonna cast battle
pre-cognition on myself
to give myself an AC of 15.
- Hell yeah
- And wait,
because I'm like just guarding
the entrance, essentially.
- Cool, you cast battle
pre-cognition you wait,
if you want to measure your range to see
where your like furthest spells can reach,
that might not be a bad idea,
but that's Riva's turn up
next to the initiative order
is gonna be your Jib-Job employees.
Much like the end of
Fantasy High season one
where we were rolling for
the Elmville PD to show up,
Murph, if you'd be so kind.
- Got it!
- Yes.
- Oh why are we getting-
- Come on, I actually
feel good about this one.
- [Brennan] You want to roll high.
- 13.
- Okay 13.
Incredible, I want you to roll a d10.
- One.
- One.
- Okay, one Jib-Job employee shows up.
- Oh I thought that was
gonna be how many rounds.
- One Jib-Job employee shows up.
- Out of 40? There are
40 employees, right?
- I believe there are no,
there are 10 employees.
There are 10 employees
so one of them shows up,
and give me, roll me a d4.
- You got it, you guys ready for a one?
- Four.
- Four.
- Okay, so four is what you wanted.
One Jib-Job employee shows up
right near the docking
bay over right by Riva.
You see sort of walking
calmly up is a Jib-Job worker
just sort of headed to the ship,
and you see a Raymond Zam
up on the deck of the ship,
c*ck the laser p*stol and say,
Hey, Devin, a little faster
bud, we've got a hot exit,
and point the r*fle down
the dock, incredible.
- Kind of better than having
10 at the very end though,
where they have to crawl.
- Such a good point.
- Keeping them hidden.
- That'll be the next turn.
- Amazing, Margaret, that's gonna be you.
- Incredible.
This is so scary to look
at, I'm completely alone.
- I've got a spot for you on the scooter
if we can get rid of this person by me.
- I was gonna ask you.
Okay, cool.
Can I, I am gonna use my critical analysis
on the person who's on
the scooter with Barry.
- Amazing
- And ready an action.
So when you scoot closer,
I think maybe I can attack them
using my intelligence modifier,
and maybe knock them
off and get on with you.
- Hell yeah, if you
want to, yes, so I will,
so basically you want to,
when Barry goes again,
you're gonna use your athletics
to replace the other
person on the scooter.
Incredible.
- And while I'm here,
I know this is in the blink of an eye,
but can I roll to like check,
just look and see if my
phone has notifications.
I know that UFTP is looking for me
and I want to just maybe do
a perception check to see-
- How bad it's gotten?
- Am I in huge trouble or
are they here to protect me?
They're probably here to protect me.
- We can pretend you're getting kidnapped.
- Let's do a luck check
to see if they're here to protect them.
- because you asked, I
will not even ask you
to roll the perception.
You take your phone out,
getting ready to jump on the scooter.
You have a, an alert
from your bank account
asking you to verify your credentials.
- Is it a phishing scam?
- Okay, I verify.
- What, you got phished.
- But you're using your action to ready,
so as a bonus action, you open your phone.
- Okay, got it.
- You're made. UFTP is coming
after your bank accounts.
They're trying to freeze you out.
- Okay, cool.
I make a mental note that I
need to workshop some new names
when we get back on the ship and,
and I ready my action.
- Start a new account right
now at a different bank
and transfer your funds.
- You're right,
instead, I use my action
to come up with a captcha.
- If you want to do that-
- Which square has a bus in it, and.
- I'm not gonna lie to you,
if you want to do that,
if you want to start banking
on your phone right now,
that's not necessarily the
worst idea in the world.
- 'Cause Barry can grab you.
- Barry can grab you.
- But then we still, then we
have another dude with us,
I'm gonna do that next turn.
- Okay, so you look at your phone,
you see it's like, now here's the thing.
You were smart enough,
you don't have your money
in the company store.
It's a separate bank,
what they're doing is
ill*gal, but it's AnarchEra,
what does that even mean?
However, it's not like your bank
is gonna necessarily like help UFTP
so if you could transfer it,
you can do some financial shenanigans
to try and stop this from happening.
- Okay, that's my role
on the ship, for sure.
I will be taking care of that.
- Incredible, so Margaret phone in hand,
ready to jump up and spin kick
this other Rec Pol Lieutenant
off the scooter.
That is gonna be the brigade.
They're gonna come forward,
getting some partial cover here,
but I'm gonna say that
because of this choke point,
the five less injured ones
are gonna do a full move through
out here in the open
because of that wall of fire
they no longer can duck behind
cover and fire through it.
So they're gonna fully
expose themselves out here,
the more injured ones are
gonna take the cover provided
by this embankment.
- Very Stormtrooper energy right here,
♪ For ranked we stand
with thumbs of gold ♪
And they rushed forward, of the brigades,
they rush forward and start to open fire.
- It's just all on Margaret Encino.
- I mean, can we say that
I hold up a UFTP badge,
and they don't know yet.
- They look at you
banking in front of them,
it's very clear that they're
here for Norman Takamori,
They don't, again, one
of the things that is,
give me an insight check, actually.
- 18.
- An old piece of galactic wisdom
that you heard at the
Platinum Cog Leadership Summit
back in the day filters down to you,
which was told to you by an old very wise
Rootersnoos ferret who
said in this galaxy,
there's always less going
on than meets the eye,
and it occurs to you that many
people are coming after you,
but they're not all coming after you all,
and they don't all know the same stuff
and they don't all talk to each other.
Information is currency and
you understand currency.
These Amercadians look at you,
you're not registered crew
on the Skipper Norman
Takamori's ship, but Barry is.
So they are gonna open up on Barry.
- Right on.
Here we go.
- [Emily] Barry's so beefy
though, I'm not worried.
- [Murph] So thick.
- It's kind of a lot of people sh**ting.
- [Siobhan] I can use my drone as a heal.
- It's fine.
- Yeah, I think Barry bravely was like,
hey don't go after her
go after, oh all of you.
All right, right on.
- Okay they rolled very low
on the leadership die here.
So the brigaders are gonna go first.
- This game is so fun, the leadership die.
I love just all the new
terms that we learn.
- It's great and Barry your
armor class is a 15, correct?
- It's not that good, yup.
- Are you in the zone?
- Oh I'm in the zone.
- The big sunglasses are on.
- That's two hits.
And then this one here, it's another two.
We're gonna roll for the sergeants here.
Additionally though, I will
say with access to the scooter,
the scooter does have
an ability to redirect,
if the pilot takes damage
from the source it is aware of
and can see the construct
can use its reaction
to instead take that damage,
so you can like wheel the scooter
to be like a partial
shield if you so choose.
- How much do I, I don't
want to lose the scooter.
The scooter is very important to Barry.
I'm gonna take the hit.
- You're gonna take the hit.
- Unless I can somehow redirect it to use
that ability to hit the dude behind me.
- It's like Cody.
- It's actually not a bad idea, right?
- Yeah.
- Because we need the scooter.
- We kind of need the scooter,
'cause I'm just gonna,
I have an ability that
lets me go a little faster,
but I need a bonus action.
- I think Brennan was
dangling that knowing.
- Don't dangle that on me dude.
- Don't dangle on him.
- Don't dangle.
- Open fire on the clone marine.
27 points of energy damage.
- So that'll be-
- Halved,
- That'll be 13.
- 13?
- 13 damage.
- Sweet.
I'm gonna use a reaction
and Barry tries to make it look cool,
but he does his regeneration thing,
which kind of like looks
like he has to sh*t.
He goes right on. (grunts)
So I use a reaction to expend
a hit die and get one back.
That's eight.
- Eight, holy sh*t, so
you took five damage
from that whole squadron
coming down on you, Jesus.
- Yeah that's the person we
wanted to get shot by 20 people.
- He's so beefy, oh my god he's so beefy.
- You're so beefy.
- Stop everyone please.
- I make a mental note to add beefy to
the next time I give a speech.
- Beefy!
- That's gonna be huge for
the SEO, yeah absolutely.
Incredible, that's the brigade,
next in the order are the Repo Reapers.
- Have they seen me,
do they know I'm there?
- Yes they do.
- How would they know?
- [Brennan] 'Cause you're
like John Wayne-esque riding-
Oh no. Wait a minute.
No, I think they do have, yeah,
they have line of sight to you.
- Gunnie's a baby.
- Although actually-
- Why don't you love me?
- From their vantage point.
- Okay we're getting
to the other dividends.
- I'm like, I know that I
didn't let Sid guard you,
but she is completely in front of you.
- I'm like, I'm a short king, okay.
- Okay.
- Yeah,
he's 4'11 and I'm 6'2.
- Really?
- I don't know.
- Is that big enough?
Should she be bigger?
- So you see that,
(all laughing)
that this one of the Repo Reapers
that is totally unarmed steps
forward looks up and goes,
oh Mr. Miggles-Rashbax,
we're from Repo Reapers,
we have great news.
We're here to reduce
your monthly minimums.
(machine whirring)
- Oh God.
- Did he just sh*t?
- Yeah, is that him sh**ting?
- No that's him with a metallic saw.
- Oh.
- We're here to reduce
your monthly minimums.
- I just start slapping the
mastiff, go, go, go, go.
Is this how you do it, I'm sorry.
- No, that's true, Aurora
likes it a little rough.
Get it, 'cause she's a dog.
- Okay.
- Oh R-U-F-F, thank you.
- I actually didn't mean
it at the time though.
- [Brennan] All right.
- I'm retroactively renaming-
- I'm not here to rewrite history.
- Sid, you got attacks coming your way
from one of these Repo Reapers.
- You know what I got an element
of, I mean, I got a shield.
- Okay you throw a shield up, here we go,
two attacks coming your way.
- I've got Aurora's bristles.
- Shield come up.
Disruption r*fle does not hit you at all.
And another attack is gonna be incoming.
I'm gonna need dexterity saving throws
from both of you and Aurora Nebbins.
- How dare you.
- It's not an attack.
- It is not an attack.
- Dexterity saving throw, here's me.
22 For Sid.
- For you I'm gonna roll
with this new shiny dice,
you gave me
that is a 22.
- I also got a 22!
- Why are you so disappointed?
- Well, I like my dice.
- 22.
- 22 for me.
And then a 12 on a dice for Aurora.
- You see that one of
the Repo Reapers with
like this wild he's got
like multiple piercings
in his cheek and lips.
- Wait, heads up I can do,
I can add a d4 to a roll
of someone that I can see,
line of sight, can I see Aurora?
- You can see Aurora Nebbins,
go ahead and roll that d4.
- Oh yeah, you.
- No, go for it.
- Four!
- Yes!
- 16 is the DC.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- So Margaret you're on your phone
and you look up and see
that Aurora has no idea
that something is incoming.
- That's not right, let me
text Aurora, slack Aurora.
- You see that Aurora's
collar has a weird little orb
in it and it goes (beeps)
Aurora goes (yells)
and all of you make the save.
All of you dodging a minus two
to AC, the slowed condition,
and dodging a permanent reduction
for the rest of the combat,
you would not be able to
take reactions or actions
and bonus actions on your turn.
All of you dodged that
the cryogenic stasis
coming in from this other
bounty hunter, incredible.
Nothing about that was
likely to happen at all.
- Wow. Wow. Wow.
- UFTP agent drops to one
knee, wakes, uses an action to,
to wake up one of their companions
and then bonus action,
because they are all operatives
is going to run and
duck and hide for cover.
So we now have two UFTP
agents who dive behind
this kiosk over here to get full cover.
That's UFTP, Gunnie that goes back to you
at the top of the order.
- [Lou] As these miraculous things
happen on the back of
Aurora, I look at Sid.
Sid, is Aurora gonna
be attacking next turn,
or is it, are we just on the move?
- Well I think that I'm gonna move her
towards hostile creatures
and then just kind of fake out.
I hope that she runs them over,
but we're just moving I think.
- Okay, great. Can I
make an insight check?
Do I think that the Repo
Reapers will sh**t at me?
- Because you asked, I will
not even require a roll.
You know, they're not here
to damage the merchandise.
- I'm gonna crawl in front of Sid
and just put my body in front of her.
This is weird, but I know they won't,
this is expensive stuff.
They won't sh**t at it.
- Oh my god.
- Just gonna run interference.
- Like a Jackie Chan movie
where there's a priceless vase.
- No sh**ting, no sh**ting.
- I put my hands over your face though,
to give you cover there.
- And they're like, boss
we can't take the headshot
and the goods, he's got the goods.
- There it is.
So I'm gonna, I'm gonna
use, I'm gonna do that.
So I'll block, I'm in front of Sid,
I'm gonna use, I have
one more potent aptitude
that I'm gonna give to Sid as well.
You have a d4.
- Thank you in case I f*ck up
my animal handling.
- In case you need it.
And then I'm gonna, I'm
gonna repair myself.
I think Gunnie with one
hand is just gonna start
to make some minor, like
just get through it repairs.
- Okay, all right give
me a mechanics kit check.
If you want to do this in a way
that doesn't void the warranty
on modding your stuff.
- That's a Nat 20.
- The blue dice!
- You just jail broke it!
- Oh, that's-
- You're so mad
that these dice are rolling so good.
- I'm so mad at these.
This is like when somebody is like,
dad you really needed to upgrade.
And you're like, oh, mine is fine.
- I don't know why we would ever f*ck
with Ally Beardsley's
dice whispering powers.
I don't know why we would ever do that.
- Beardsley blessed.
- Hashtag #BeardsleyBlessed
hit it up in the comments.
- Ally is selling die they're $100 per-
- It's blessed like the
priest, it's like the pope.
- You can truly clean up if you
went into the dice business.
- Holy water and there's
dice floating in it.
And I ship it to you.
- Beardsley is to dice what
the moon is to crystals.
- You're gonna roll a
double on the healing die
for that crit.
- That's a full 12, I'm back at max.
- [Murph] Max baby.
- You are, you open I'm gonna say like,
yeah, you get in front,
Sid's hand and also as*ault
cannon covering your face
and reach in and you've got a bunch of
Acme-Ashmun repair kit stuff
on a nat 20 you're like
this is the stuff they give you
in case there's an emergency,
and you're good enough to
repair yourself on the fly,
body is back in working condition.
- Great.
- That's gonna be Rec Pol,
they've taken the most hits,
but they're still, they're
still in this baby.
The two on the ground are
going to take shots at Barry.
- Yep that makes sense.
- [Brennan] But because
they're right underneath you,
you do have cover from, I think-
that's a critical failure
that's gonna hit the scooter.
- f*ck.
- Aw damn.
- Your scooter takes seven
points of damage, it is not down,
but you can go and mark
that on your sheet, as well.
Your scooter, scooter
seven points of damage
and Rec Pols coming after you,
with the cover is not gonna hit,
the Lieutenant behind you on the scooter
is gonna try to kick you off.
- Hilarious.
- The number you're trying to beat
on this opposed athletics check.
- Unless I roll two nat ones?
- Unless you roll two nat ones.
- All right it's always possible.
- [Lou] It's already happened today.
- Nat 20!
- Yes!
- This guy, this guy lunges for you,
and I'm gonna say without even using
part of the action economy,
you reach, grab, like do a reverse-
- Stone Cold Stunner?
- Yeah
Stone Cold Stunner, and
flip the guy off the scooter
without having to use an action.
- Hey, Margaret had an
action prepared, didn't she?
- Perfect, yeah then I'll have more?
Yeah, yeah, now I can do my banking.
- That's what I'm saying.
- [Brennan] Incredible, yeah
the Rec Pols are not really,
if there's like a group huddle
for all the people coming
after you, after this,
the Rec Pols are gonna be
weirdly quiet in that meeting.
Actually, wait you did have,
you did have a readied
action which is now,
if you want to give me a finance check,
give me intelligence plus
this is gonna be a plus nine to this roll,
and it's gonna be an opposed roll.
The agents coming after you
online are rolling a plus 10.
- Okay.
- Okay, they rolled a five
you're trying to beat a 15.
- Ooh, 18.
- 18.
You, you are able to
open an account, boom,
to begin to transfer your
money to like a pseudonym.
This is your personal
finances they're coming after,
trying to shut you down, incredible.
That's what you're able to do in one round
is set that up at another,
like, you know, wild
off-planet account somewhere.
That's your turn doing that?
That's your readied action.
Barry, that's your turn.
- [Murph] Sweet, how
fast does the scooter go?
- This is fully a construct
so you in effect no
longer have your movement
but this thing has a fly speed of 50-
- Rad.
- And it can,
and it can dash and move.
- So I can go a hundred feet.
- That is correct, yes.
You can go a hundred feet on this thing.
- So I'm gonna make a little
line here I'm gonna go,
would this put me in
range of those agents?
- You would be about
70 feet from the agents
and the Repo Reapers would
be even closer than that.
- Sweet, then you know what,
maybe I'll take cover on that building
and kind of drop Marge
off with the scooter.
- Hell yeah.
- Oh sick.
- And then I will hop off.
- Okay.
So you're gonna drop off
and also you see there's this depression,
this little parking lot
for the taxis back here,
there is a depression here
that you could get like three quarters,
'cause you'd be standing in
essentially like a foxhole.
So you could get three
quarters cover there.
- Sweet.
- [Brennan] Margaret Encino, Barry Syx,
and the stolen Rec Pol scooter
flash over to this corner of
the sunken area over here,
that's the scooter's movement.
You have your action left.
- Sweet, I have there's
all the knocked out agents?
- Yes, I'm a hero, I
sh**t a burst into all of-
- So they auto-fail.
- They auto-fail dex saves!
- I'm a hero, I love it.
- Marge, I hope you're cool with quitting.
- Absolutely, as I'm banking.
I need one capital, one lower case.
- Okay, go ahead and roll
damage for this burst.
- I only rolled a four,
that's gonna be nine damage.
- Okay.
(beams firing)
You deal nine damage to all of them,
which is not enough to put them down,
and the damage brings them
out of the stun condition.
- Right on.
(beams firing)
But you have three quarters
cover in this depression
that you're in, Margaret,
you're also back down there.
I'm gonna say that you fully
like bring the scooter down.
- And then I'll bonus action
because I have formation style.
I will bonus action guard, Margaret.
- Thank you!
- Hell yes amazing.
- I fall in love with Barry.
- I instantly fall in love.
- Amazing, Talespire
we can go ahead and
have those putty mongers
continue fleeing in all directions.
- What's this?
- This is to see how the
putty factory's doing.
You want to high number.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
- It's all good, nat 20.
- Nat 20.
- It's a seven, not a five or lower.
I'm going to need a dexterity
save from everybody here.
- Everybody.
- What?
- Including me?
- No, not you, sorry.
- 16 for me.
- 16?
- 11.
- 11.
- 14 for me, 18 for Aurora.
- I got a c*ck nat 20 but then a 17.
- [Brennan] Margaret?
- That is a high for sure, dex is uh, 19.
- Did anyone get below a 12?
- Yes, don't I, do I get
advantage on dex saves I can see!
- Yep absolutely, this is
a dex save you can see.
- Doesn't matter, oh wait,
what did I need to beat?
- 12.
- 12.
- I got a 12.
- Nice!
- All right you step out of the way,
you see Pleasure Putty
raining from the sky
hits some of the Rec Pols,
hits some of the brigaders
and you see that it hits
them, they're like, you know,
they're like, all right,
soldiers after those,
oh no, no, no.
(all laugh)
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Do any of us want to see a cop c*m?
(all laugh)
- It's a kink, it's a kink.
- Is this a new search for me?
- Doesn't appear to deal
any damage at the moment,
but also a lot of people got hit with it,
it is partially flammable, so
there's a danger component.
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
- Good to know.
- I already used my,
I don't have anymore incendiary grenades.
- Amazing.
- Next time we go shopping.
- That is back to Skip,
Sid, and Aurora Nebbins.
- [Zac] Whatcha doing?
- I'm just gonna make a beeline
and get and just get as far as possible.
- Okay, I think Skip has his,
his basically lizard brain blood lust,
and is going to just like
drop down with the Princeps
to where these guys are that
were just hit by the burst.
- Oh, hell yes.
- We're heroes, Skip.
- I'm a hero because my ally's with me,
I get sneak attack, right?
- Oh, the Princeps can absolutely
grant you sneak attack on
these agents, yes, yes, yes.
- So I'm just gonna take
like one of those three,
I'm just gonna hit, and what I add a d4
with the Princep?
- You add a d4 to all these attack rolls.
As they enter, as the
Princeps comes down with you,
you also see that all these agents react,
like there is a psychic
disruption from the Princeps being
this close to all them.
- Hell yeah.
- Okay, that is a 16 on the
die plus seven to hit, 23.
- Oh absolutely hit, yes.
- Okay and so I'm using the Vibro-rapier.
- Hell yeah, I'm gonna flavor this,
basically you take out this
little like vibrating krystal
dagger that you've got that,
roll damage for it like a rapier.
- That's six damage on the die,
I forget what I add to the
dagger in terms of just like-
- So there would be, it would
be a d6 for sneak attack,
a d4 for the dagger, and
then you would add plus five,
your dex modifier.
- Okay, great,
so that would be another
that's so 11 damage.
- You deal 11 damage,
you dealt nine right?
- I believe so.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Not down.
- Not down?
- Not down.
- As a reaction I'm using
guerrilla style to disengage
and then how much movement is that?
- Oh I add, when I'm in this zone
I do want extra two for
rage if that does anything.
- Copy that you've done
an extra two damage
still not down.
- So they all took 11.
- They took 11, you just
dealt how much again?
- [Zac] 11.
- Okay they not, this one
in front of you is not down.
- So that's as much damage
as I can do this turn,
so I'm gonna, this is, let me sorry,
let me measure the distance
from there to here.
So that's 30 feet down there.
So did the damage as a
reaction I'm disengaging.
- Hell yeah.
- And then bonus action dash up here
to be above them again.
- [Brennan] Oh, hell yeah.
- On top of this kiosk
that the other guys hid in.
- Oh, hell yeah, you can jump up there
and absolutely grab full cover.
You guys, so you see that
as these UFTP agents,
wait a minute, sorry.
You give me one other attack roll
if you'd be so kind against that person,
because they haven't had
a chance to stand up yet,
which means that they are-
- Oh.
- That you actually would
have advantage on that roll,
you might crit.
- I did not crit, but it would have hit.
- [Brennan] Cool,
gotcha, cool, cool, cool.
Just, just being as diligent as possible,
so all that you see this sick move
still with the Princeps in one arm,
the captain looks incredibly heroic
as you say, I'm a hero,
'cause you literally you've
got like alien royal in one arm
with your sick captain
Jack in the jet pack,
you just like Rocketeer-style
just bound down from the roof
slit across this dude's chest-
- You're essentially
Zorro with a jet pack.
- [Brennan] And you disengage,
no attacks of opportunity,
and make it up with full
cover on the next roof.
- Woo.
- Amazing, Sid.
- Okay.
So I'm gonna use the bonus action,
Aurora's bonus action to move
towards the hostile repo men.
- Hell yeah.
- But then I'm going to
then use Aurora's
movement to basically get,
I think I'm gonna go past
this putty person again,
but while I'm going by, I'm gonna go after
like over my shoulder,
I'm gonna sh**t these repo men
and also throw a grenade at them.
- Hell yeah, okay.
So you're gonna use, sorry,
but let me be clear you're gonna use
Aurora's aggressive ability
to get that bonus action move.
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and give me
an animal handling check,
'cause she gets really excited.
- Come on, girl.
- 19 on the dice,
a 19 and a 17, so plus one, 20, dirty 20.
- So you use this thing-
- Girl, I think we're
getting better together.
- Yeah, you see her she
gets really excited.
Like, okay, go get him, and she bow!
Like adrenal burst of this
just powerful charging gallop,
and then you yank hard to the left,
her head moves to the side.
- And then basically once
we're like mid her movement,
I want to throw a grenade
at the three of them.
I'm just gonna do,
'cause I'm out of all the
cool ones I'm gonna do,
and I'm gonna save the stun,
I'm gonna do just a regular plasma grenade
at the three of them,
and then I'm gonna sh**t one of them.
- Aurora Nebbins is taking
150 feet of movement,
150 feet of movement down the dock,
and let's go ahead,
We'll roll their dex saves
for this plasma grenade,
which I believe is DC 14.
- Yep.
- Amazing.
- Should I deposit the
money in this money...?
- There are people in there.
- Okay, one failure.
- Okay, on a failed save
they take 16 plasma damage
and on a successful save they
take eight plasma damage.
- Okay, this far Repo Reaper on the end's
taking a full 16 damage.
The other two are each taking eight
and you can go ahead and take your attacks
with your as*ault cannon.
- Okay, I'm actually gonna do,
I'm actually gonna do a storming shot.
- Storming shot is, that's not,
is that a deployment ability or is that a?
- It's like a zero level thing?
- Oh it's full character, a
tech power, gotcha, cool, cool.
- And use my weapon expert.
Okay, does a, I think, it's
gonna hit does a dirty 20 hit?
- Dirty 20 hits.
- Okay, so I do.
I'm gonna - it's so tempting.
How f*cked up do they look?
- They don't look too f*cked
up from that plasma grenade.
These I will say in, in ascending order,
you would say that the UFTP agents
are about twice as scary
as the Rec Pol people.
These Repo Reapers are
about twice as scary
as the UFTP people.
- Oh I totally misjudged them.
- [Brennan] You look at them covered in
like the Repo Reapers hunt cyborgs,
they hunt people that
are incredibly strapped
with technological prowess and powers.
- Then I am spending my
kinetic die to add to my AC.
- Cool.
- So I have a plus four to my AC.
- Holy sh*t.
- I'm now at 19 AC.
And then they take only six
damage, six energy damage,
but they're also shocked
until the end of my next turn.
So I think shocked means
you can only take a action?
- Or bonus action, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amazing.
- Just to one of them.
- And are you going for
the one in the middle?
The one or the one, one
of the ones on either end?
- Who looks scariest?
Who looks like they can
really like maximize
their action economy.
- The two that look the best
at fighting, you see that there looks like
there's a manager and
two technicians here.
- Two technicians, Gunnie,
who am I going for?
- The one with a saw.
- I go for the one with the saw.
- Hell yeah, you go for
the one with the saw.
That's I believe that's
the already injured one
on the end here.
So that's gonna be another
six points of damage,
and that character suffers
the shocked condition.
Give me one other animal
handling check as well.
- Okay...
Another f*cking 19!
- This time, Aurora bounds
over the putty monger.
(all cheering)
- And then I think since
my AC is so boosted now,
because I'm gonna be able to shield
and get up super high.
I think I'm gonna like make sure
that I'm covering or like,
you know, kind of flip around.
- Okay Aurora Nebbins is bounding
You can see the ramp of the
Wurst right ahead of you,
you see Raymond looking
down and being like,
way to go, incredible work out there,
we're waiting on a few other people,
and that's Sid's turn.
- Gunnie, is it wrong
that the Jib-Job people
are not my priority right now?
- It's like on like on a
spiritual level, perfectly fine,
on a fiscal level, we need to wait.
- From so far you can
barely hear my voice go
that's right Gunnie!
- [Brennan] Incredible.
- I just can't bring
myself to care about them.
- Spiritual v. Fiscal.
- And all the soul with,
with regard to you and us,
that's totally cool, we need that money.
We gotta, I mean, you know, we
didn't buy kitchen utensils,
but we found them and we
gotta make it worth our while.
- So it's gonna be nat 20.
- Nat 20s nonstop.
- 10 on a d10, and a four
on where they show up.
- You see Princeps Zortch attempt,
they reached out their hand
and attempt to do something
to the Repo Reapers
underneath them does not seem to succeed,
but you see that some psychic waves
are blasting out from the Princeps,
that is now gonna be a Riva.
- Okay, here is my thought, but this is.
- I'm so sorry to interrupt,
but that's literally Grimes and Elon Musk.
Prove me wrong.
Norman and the Princeps Zortch
together are Grimes and Elon.
- Elon does have a cosmic
worm inside his brain, so.
- Obsessed with you team,
you guys do incredible work.
- So when we get to the
ship, we're gonna get,
want to get to into
FTL, faster than light,
as soon as possible, which
involves Gunnie doing math,
so here is my thought is
that we want to get Gunnie
into the ship as quickly as possible,
but we also probably want Aurora down here
to guard the entranceway
to stop people from getting into the ship.
So if, and I'm assuming that
Gunnie being four foot 10
counts as a small-
- 11.
- 4 foot 11, I apologize.
- I love the case that
we're building here,
this feels fun to me.
- Call me a small creature?
- A small creature.
- Hey, this has been fun,
I've had a great time
playing with all of you.
- So in conclusion,
can I psychically throw Gunnie
60 feet towards the ship?
- Is that how far you can
throw a small creature?
- That's how far I can
throw a small creature.
- Gunnie, you're baby, okay
there's nothing wrong with that.
- Gunnie is a baby.
- I think it's a good move,
it's getting Gunnie even
further from his repo people.
- And then Aurora can
focus on fighting people,
and Gunnie can focus on getting
us the f*ck out of here.
- Now I'm gonna go ahead and
say something real quick,
I'll say this Gunnie is
not a small creature,
Gunnie can become a small creature.
- Take a piece off.
- You have an engine in your pelvis
that can run your legs independently
of your torso, arms and head.
- Do it, do it, do it.
I hit the, I mean, if Riva can talk to me,
I don't like doing this, but I'm happy to.
- So Sid, you're galloping.
- Don't worry Gunnie I gotcha.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You see in this bulb, like
is glass bulb water tower
you see Riva summoning full
psychic power, and Gunnie.
- g*dd*mn it, click, click.
- Your torso is lifted
with psychic telekinesis.
- Take care of my legs.
- I clutch them.
- Hang on a second, so I
can only get you 60 feet,
which is only halfway to
the ship by doing this,
so as funny as that just was,
maybe the better option is
if I use psychic push pull
on this taxi right here,
and I use the taxi to
get Gunnie to the ship.
- Wait how, what's my movement
when I'm just the torso?
- If you continue to
use this psychic power
on your next turn,
you will not ever at any
point discard Gunnie,
you'll be continuously like moving him,
and he'll be able to
also like, additionally,
move himself under his
own power on his turn.
- I'm about this.
- [Ally] So you won't even hit the ground.
- So you effectively,
you have some adjusters
on your back for when you're
traveling in zero grav,
with the fact that you
are now neutrally buoyant
on the Rec Station's gravity,
because Riva is
telekinetically moving you,
you can assist with your
own boosters your movement,
plus Riva's movement is gonna get you
to the ship super fast.
- Great and I'm also
gonna use quicken spell,
or quicken power to use psychic push pull,
which moves him an extra 10
feet that's 40 feet of movement,
uh 70 feet of movement.
- Ah, so Gunnie you, yeah,
you disconnect from your legs,
feel yourself being
telekinetically being moved forward
as you hit your thrusters, you zoom,
you zoom past the intersection.
as you zoom past the intersection
because you are not being
moved under your own power,
we're gonna apply attack
of opportunity rules
because that doesn't get,
attacks of opportunity don't get triggered
when you are moved by
someone else's ability,
which means that rounding the corner,
Jan De La Vega does not
get a shot off on you.
- Just my torso.
- You see, you see, you hear,
well, well what the hell is this?
I got a bone to pick with you.
- f*ck you!
Not right now, Jan!
- Now it is Jib-Job workers, again.
- We got this.
- We got this.
- Guaranteed.
- It's a nat 20!
(all cheering)
- Oh my God.
Nat 20.
- Hell yeah man, hell yeah.
- Here's what we're gonna do,
go ahead roll four d10.
Take the highest roll on the die.
A nine or a 10 on any of these four mean
all of the rest of your
Jib-Job workers arrived.
- Come on, come on.
- Nine!
- Nine?
All of them arrived now roll four d4.
- Okay.
- You can take the
highest roll on the board.
This is where they place on
the board, you want a four.
- Okay.
- Four, isn't it?
- No, that's a two and a
one, another two and a one.
- Okay, so.
- Two is better probably.
- Two is better, you're
gonna take the two.
Okay, you guys see basically
one of these taxis pulls up
at intersection number two,
but on that crit we're gonna
allow the Jib-Job workers
to move on the turn they arrive.
- Oh sick.
- Yeah.
- So you guys see a taxi roll up
at that intersection number two,
back by the money changing kiosk,
so literally the Repo Reapers are all like
Miggles-Rashbax, you
can run, but you can't,
and the little taxi pulls up
and nine people that split
like a ride share, rush out,
and they're like, all right
guys, hot exit, let's hoof it.
- I love how common this feels.
- That was the best crit
of the season so far.
- Yes, yes.
- Way to go Murph.
Yeah, you see nine graphic designers,
screenwriters and assistants
all begin to hoof down the,
all begin to hoof it down.
The Jib-Jobbers jumped out of their cab
and are already like about 15
feet behind Aurora Nebbins.
You see, they've got like
briefcases and datapads
and are kind of doing
serpentine and keeping low.
They've done hot exits before.
- I think I look at them and
I say, good news Jib-Jobbers,
we got a shuttle, and I gesture to Aurora.
- Unbelievable, okay.
And you see also the, as
the Jib-Jobbers arrive,
Raymond Zam says, oh, thank goodness,
and begins to provide cover.
Meaning that all of those Jib-Jobbers
have advantage on dex saves.
And there's all opponents
have disadvantage
on attacks made against them
because Raymond is providing
cover for all of them.
- So they're 15 feet behind?
- Behind Aurora Nebbins
they still got some,
they still got to clear it to the ship.
That's Jib-Job, Margaret
Encino, that's you.
- Fabulous, I can fly this thing right?
Do you want to be back on it, Barry?
You're kind of far back.
- Yeah, for sure.
- Okay, cool so I fly me and Barry,
how many feet of movement is that?
- So you're on a construct that
can do the dashing for you.
You can move a hundred
on this thing right now,
if you want to use your
action to try to get
as much of your money into
that new account as possible.
- Yeah, definitely, I also
have like a retirement,
like can I try to get some
extra money from like?
- [Siobhan] Get out of your 401k?
- So here's so here's
what it's gonna be, ready?
- It was matching.
- It was like the 3% matching
which was pretty big for me.
- It's a contested roll.
We're gonna do this honestly,
for the first time in this combat,
we're bringing up the Box of Doom.
- For money!
- For banking!
- For banking, it's a contested roll.
We know they add a plus ten to this.
If you beat their roll,
your checking account, which is the money
that you've been spending thus far
transfers to this new encrypted account
that you built on the last turn.
If you can beat their roll by five,
you can cash out some of your stock.
If you can beat it by 10,
your pension comes with it.
- Let's go. Let's go.
- I'm gonna roll first.
It's a contested roll.
I'll remind you that you
also have measured action,
which means that you can
add a d4 to contested rolls.
- Yes.
- I think you do have
superiority die left, right?
- I do. Yeah, yeah.
- All right, here's the
roll they add a ten to this.
That's a natural two.
- Yes it is!
- Get over here get over here.
- So hard to see my ex after
quarantine, but hi baby.
That's maybe an 11?
- That is an 11.
- Okay, cool, with a
nine that's a dirty 20.
- Okay dirty 20 and they got on the 2-
- Roll that superiority
die so you can get the 10.
- Yeah, so they got a 12 I got a 20.
- So hold on one second,
so yeah, they got a 12 you got a 20.
- I have to have it hit two
or higher to get all of
my money, come on team.
f*ck.
- It's a three! Holy sh*t!
Unbelievable Margaret Encino, in your-
Here's your die, dice deity
Ally Beardsley does it again.
You guys swing back to get the cover here,
as you jump back on this thing,
this thing has already moved this round
because of Barry's turn,
you can saddle up on the scooter,
but it's got to move
again on Barry's turn,
right, so moving again on Barry's turn,
however you get under the scooter,
hover it back up in that seat,
get on your phone.
You can see the account's
trying to cancel out
verification codes coming in.
You go on your phone, you take a beating
because your stocks are
not supposed to vest
for another five years, but your pension,
all your 401k, all your
UFTP stuff zeroes out
and boom that money vanishes.
- How much was it? How
much was it Brennan?
- You beat the roll by
10, and I said it was 10.
How many years have you been working at
United Free Trade Planets?
- I mean I am 24, but I'm a savant,
so I would imagine I
started at 18, so six?
- You've been working
there for six years, cool.
Go ahead and roll six
d4, one for each year.
- Okay, great.
- That's four, that's five so nine,
that's another five, so 14.
- All of your money is saved,
so anything that you have in
your character sheet is saved.
Cashing out your stocks,
cashing out your pension,
three ribecs before
your termination notice
hits your inbox and you lose
access to your UFTP account,
you cash your stocks, cash your pension,
14.000 credits thousand credits.
- Incredible, incredible.
- 14.000 credits hits.
- Beautiful.
- [Siobhan] Thank god
you checked your phone.
- All right baby, yeah exactly,
honey, we're up to
18.900 credits over here,
not including whatever
the f*ck is on that.
- I cannot believe,
you have spent this entire combat banking,
and it was the far and away
most advisable thing you
could've been doing during this
and like momentarily to be like heads up,
you're about to get hit.
- Barry doesn't know why,
but I'm just squeezing
your shoulders, we did it!
- I shot those guys that
were down, did you see that?
- Definitely.
- Unbelievable, okay.
After Margaret, that is
now gonna be the brigade.
Let's see what they can do.
The brigade surges forward
in a tight cluster.
They're trying to get line of
fire on Barry and Margaret.
- Can I, I've as a bonus action last time,
can we say that I switched my
critical analysis to Barry?
- Hell yeah.
- It's a bonus action.
- Awesome, yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
- So you're gonna get plus five
to any attack save or check.
- Rad.
- Amazing, okay.
- Barry, you take 21
points of energy damage
from the brigade firing on you.
Margaret, you get hit twice.
- Guard.
- Oh, that's right, they
have disadvantage, right?
- Yeah, I think so.
Is that, is that what the mechanic does?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- And then if they hit.
- And then if they hit, hold on.
Okay, only one hits.
- Okay, when I'm guarding someone
and I decide to take the hit,
they have to roll the
damage it's not autocrit.
- Okay. Gotcha.
- So I'll take the damage.
- Okay you take another six,
halved to three points of damage, Barry,
as you do that, get
on, get on the scooter,
Barry wheels around and
takes an energy beam for you.
- Wow that would have been
half of my hit points.
Thank you so much.
- I'm actually kind of hurt now.
And I had to use a reaction, right? To-
so even though I'm using
a bonus action to guard
using the guard is a reaction, right?
- You can, because they haven't
hit you, no action required.
- Rad, then I will reaction heal myself.
- Go for it.
- Are you sh1tting on me?
- No, no, no Margaret.
- Yeah, whatever you see that, whatever,
like you haven't seen before,
Barry is not just a dude.
He's a super soldier like
there's this weird clone
energy coming here.
He's like healing incredibly fast.
- So you're like (grunt)
and then you smile really big.
And I'm like, okay.
- How much, how much was that?
- Just four.
- Just four, okay.
The brigade continues to fire on you,
that is the brigade.
Now it's gonna be the Repo Reapers.
- Excuse me.
- Repo Reapers?
- I'm not familiar.
- Repo Reapers are gonna move
to the center of the dock here
coming right down the lane.
One of them is shocked.
- Don't let them get my legs.
- No, one's getting your
legs Gunnie, no one.
- My legs have never been safer.
- I throw them around
my neck like a scarf.
Trust me your legs have never been safer.
- And your legs are still on
the thing so they were good.
They can't even fireball,
they can't even do an expl*si*n on you.
'cause they're trying to get those legs.
They okay, they're gonna
take shots on Sidney.
They're gonna take shots on Sidney.
- I'm gonna shield.
So my AC is now 24
'cause I rolled a four of my
kinetic die a boost it up,
and I'm gonna say that the extra four
comes from Gunnie's legs, yeah.
- Scarfed with his legs.
- Try and hit me b*tch,
I'm wearing a scarf.
- [Siobhan] He's just a rando,
in front of Knick's Knacks.
I think he's new.
- I love the guy in front of the Emporium.
- Yeah, with the big hat.
- I know if I hadn't been thrown forward,
me and him would have a talk.
- Can I force throw his hat on to Sid
so she can have his hat?
- I would look good in a top hat.
- You'd look really good in the top hat.
- That's the rebrand.
- I think I say as I move from a,
as I move from a personal assistant
to an emcee of a carnival.
- Wow okay six disrupter r*fle shots
get fired on you from the Repo Reapers.
Only one hits.
- Oh man.
- [Brennan] You do take
16 points of damage.
- Okay I'm gonna roll concentration
on my enhance android, nat 20.
- Hell yeah!
- Nat 20 to concentrate on,
I'm in the flow state with my baby.
- I gonna go ahead and say,
I'm gonna go ahead and say that you
and you see that Aurora
Nebbins goes (Aurora trills)
solid, in its solid yellow eyes
you see trace flecks of Borinyum krystal,
this creature, this type of dog,
must've grown up on asteroids
and has something similar to
your krystalline consciousness,
and it bonds with you this moment.
- I just want to say for the record,
I did not seek out a
familiar in the campaign,
the dice made this happen.
I love you.
- That is the Repo
Reapers, that's their turn,
United Free Trade Planets
agents are gonna go.
God, you've got a lot of
people coming after you.
The ones remaining out here
are all gonna duck back into this kiosk.
So they all vanish
underneath the awning here
and are gonna take shots against Barry.
- Barry.
- Barry.
- How's Barry looking right now?
- Barry's at 25.
- Okay, cool, cool.
- Oh that's way more than I've got.
- Well 'cause the reaction healing.
The first one, I got eight back,
second one I only got four,
so it's only it's diminishing returns.
- Give me a perception
check if you'd be so kind.
- Great.
- Where's Barry?
- 14.
- Okay.
- I don't know if you want
to add the five to that,
but you can add it to anything,
it might be better for something else.
- I might want to save it
for a save or something.
- Cool, cool.
- Just keep the 14.
- Cool keep the 14, the
operatives dip into the kiosk,
take a bunch of cunning actions.
So three of them are gonna
get sneak attack on you.
- Oh f*ck yeah I should've
done that. Oh, well.
- AC is still-
- 15, but I have three
quarters cover, right?
- Yes you do, so three
quarters is plus five.
So that's gonna be, you're at a dirty 20,
but three of them are gonna
be attacking with advantage.
Oh, you might be a very
lucky clone my friend.
- Big lucky boy.
- The biggest luckiest-
- You're a big lucky boy.
- Thank god, because I
was really regretting not-
- You are not within close range for them.
You are within distant range.
So the three that are sneak attacking you
don't get sneak attack
because they're too far away.
- Got it.
- But they are still gonna get advantage
because they're attacking from the hiding
so it cancels out so
they're gonna roll straight.
Here's them rolling straight.
That's gonna be one hit for sure,
and then the last two that you spot
roll with disadvantage,
it's gonna be a miss,
it's gonna be a miss,
careful tactical decisions
have just saved you
a lot of pain, you take six
points of damage halved.
- All right.
- Nice!
- Cover is king, okay.
That is the end of the round.
We go back to the top of
the order Gunnie that's you.
- Great, I like to use my back thrusters
to start moving my torso.
- [Brennan] What's this?
- Or just yes, it's I don't
have a, it's not a cool thing.
It's a small thing.
I just want to keep
moving toward the ship.
I don't also have a jet pack.
- Do you still have like
30 feet of movement?
- Yeah, yeah, you still
have 30 feet of movement.
- That's rad.
- So I'll start,
I'll use a full dash to get
as close to the ship as I can,
and then because I'm not
using the math computer
and just doing it by hand,
can I start doing
calculations on my datapad?
- The ship's navigational
computers would get,
let you do it as a bonus action.
If you wanna use an action,
you can absolutely start now.
- Okay, how far can I get with 30 feet
and am I still being pushed pulled,
or that's over it's now just me?
- I believe-
- I can push pull you the next 10.
- Can we also say that-
- The most important thing is
to get you inside the ship.
- Can we also say that
Gunnie grabbed Handy Annie?
- Yeah, we traded, take my leg.
- Yes, honestly, because
that moment is so charming
you do a leg for hand swap.
- Hey, thank you.
- Cool.
- If you want to just
take 30 feet of movement,
you can continue down
so Gunnie is only gonna
get 30 feet down the track.
- Yes.
- Now you are making
this roll with advantage.
You're taking your action to do it.
You get your wrist pad up,
you start making the FTL
tachyon drive checks.
- Yeah, that's gonna be
it's proficiency plus intelligence?
- Oh, sorry I forget though,
because you're not using the Navcom,
it is still a roll with disadvantage,
so it's straight because Handy Annie
is giving advantage so the straight roll.
Let's go, we're gonna run here real quick.
- Use the blue die
please, I'm begging you.
- [Murph] You have to, you must.
- Okay, what is your check
with your mechanics kit?
- Proficient.
- So your proficient
plus intelligence, yes.
- Okay.
- Let me know what you get straight roll.
- That's a 12 plus seven, 19.
- A 19, cool. Any other shenanigans?
- Not from me. No.
On your wrist pad flying through the air
just torso, arms, and head.
You complete two of the
necessary 10 equations, right?
That's your action and movement,
Rec Pol, what are we doing?
- Just get out of here my guys,
this fight is too strong for you.
- They start rolling
in the Pleasure Putty.
- Honestly, no you know what,
they do still have shots on
Barry who stole their scooter.
- Oh my god.
- You shouldn't have taken their scooter.
- I'm borrowing it!
- So Rec Pol are gonna go join
the Amercadian brigaders here.
They are gonna fire on Barry as well.
- Rad.
- Here we go.
- Do they, do I still have cover?
- From this angle you
don't have cover on it,
these guys are gonna go here.
Holy sh*t, some historically bad rolls.
- We love historically bad rolls.
- Nice.
- Make history.
- Okay, five plus four.
You take nine halved to
four points of damage.
Margaret, you are seeing
Barry take a extreme,
he's just being riddled with laser beams.
That is going, that is the Rec Pols' turn.
Then Barry Number Syx, that's you?
- We need to go.
- Yes, we need to get
the f*ck out of here.
- Smiling, but like a
tear coming out, I'm hurt.
I would like to go, oh sh*t.
I can do some cool stuff.
I can do some really cool stuff.
I want to just use the speeder bike thing
to go a hundred feet.
That's as fast as I can go right on it?
Okay, so just get as far
to the dock as I can.
- Okay so you and Margaret
are on the speeder bike
and you sh**t a hundred
feet down the course.
- Can we get like,
almost like between
where the wanted sign is
right near where the scooter is.
- You want to try to grab?
- Right between the two buildings.
- You know what, give me, I will say this,
we'll call it a DC 10 piloting check
for you to get the scooter up
behind that screen perfectly.
- Oh 'cause I can like fly.
Oh my God, what is, is that intelligence?
- That is intelligence, but
are you proficient or no?
- Don't I have plus five to something
that I didn't use on the perception?
Yes you do, this could be it, DC 10.
- Please, come on please...
With the plus five is 14.
- Hell yes baby, would
have failed without it.
So Barry, you get behind
Margaret you're on your phone,
on the back and just pointing out
like you're just like pointing out
what the controls on
the scooter do to Barry.
You get on this hog and you take off
and you like get up and use the
hover to go off the windows.
You're just basically,
you're flying evasively
the entire trip down
you're like getting behind cover
as lasers are sh**ting past you.
So you're gonna have cover.
You're gonna have total cover from anyone
far away from you behind you.
- Rad, do any of these
Repo Reapers look hurt?
- Yeah, Sid injured them, yes.
- Okay I'll bonus action again,
to have the option to guard Marge.
- [Brennan] Cool.
- And then I'll just sh**t
another burst into these dudes.
Why not?
- Hell yeah.
- They roll, not me.
- Go ahead and roll damage though.
- 10 damage.
- Did you add your rage?
- I added my rage.
- Okay so both of the technicians here
amongst the Repo Reapers take 10 damage
and their supervisor takes
five points of damage.
I believe power cell
goes empty in that g*n?
- I'm done on, I need to reload that one.
- That's something I can
do with my action? Can I?
- Yeah.
- The things that I needed to
do was a little bit of banking
and I've got that covered.
- Right, you were banking back there.
- I can reload, or-
- I definitely thought
you were on socials.
- Yeah I responded to an ex's story,
but I also got some banking done.
- [Brennan] Barry, that's your turn.
- We're just looking at
a giant picture of Norm
in front of us.
- Yeah, wanted, wanted, and
you also see Norm flying
with a jet pack and the
Princeps' like right past the,
you see Jan De La Vega
looks at you and says,
if that ain't the android
that tried to cut a hole
in the Lady Pike.
Well, let's see how you like it, sister.
- She's hot again, she's hot again.
- Here we go, Jan de La Vega's
gonna mark you as her quarry.
- Lucky.
- I think I just want to say to Jan
like I don't want to fight you.
- I don't want to fight me either.
- Oh, the hits keep coming.
- I'm just saying, keep
in mind if I do something.
If I do something, you
know, courteous and polite,
you might want to file that away
under your first impressions of us.
- She's gonna take two attacks
you've got a 24 AC, that is unreal.
One hit.
That's gonna be,
that is gonna be nine
points of damage to Sid.
- I'm down.
- She looks up at you.
- I look at her and before
the power goes out of my eyes,
I say I was the only
gonna stun and disarm you.
- Well, I'm mean as hell.
- Keep talking Jan.
- Needles is going to step
forward and open fire on Gunnie.
- What a d*ck, shield or do I need to,
no your face is, your mouth is open,
which is like-
- Bad or good?
- Yeah it's one of the other,
but I feel like it's bad.
- He's sad.
- No, he's excited.
- You might as well shield.
- Shield.
- You throw up, covered in
a momentary force bubble
both attacks miss due to the shield.
- I was gonna say, distinct smile.
- Yeah, Sid goes down.
- My legs can't cast spells, I'm assuming?
- No, legs can't cast spells,
legs can't cast spells.
- Wait the real feet? The
real feet can't cast spells?
- Brennan you're such a hardcore
DM. Legs can't cast spells?
Okay a nicer DM would've let
him, Murph would have let us.
- Murph would you have
let the legs cast spells?
- Of course, of course.
- Really?
- Murph is a really good DM,
it's something to think about.
It's kind of inspiring.
- I let my players just
do whatever they want.
- Famously, famously.
- Cybernetic legs just like putting me
in a healing choke hold.
- You get caught right
in the crook of my knee.
- It's like Famke Janssen in Goldeneye.
- Like a little pinkie toe heals you.
- Oh, okay putty mongers continue to flee.
We're rolling another
luck check you don't want.
Well, it was bad before,
now you don't want a one through seven.
13, okay.
- Do we still make any
sort of check or are we-?
- All good.
No you hear more disruption
coming from inside
the putty factory
and I will say that the
number bumps up now too,
you don't want a one
through nine the next time
we get there, it is the next turn.
First of all, death save from Sid.
- Nat 20.
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, it bounced around
so many f*cking times
and landed on nat 20, unbelievable.
Look at it, kiss it.
- Kiss the ring, Brennan.
- Give it a kiss, that was the drama.
- Kiss my f*cking die.
- Kiss it.
Brennan it's right there give it a kiss.
- Whenever you're ready kiss it.
- Give it a long deep kiss.
- Tongue and everything.
- Kiss it.
- Rick Perry gave me these dice too.
- Hey Rick, thanks man.
I wonder how it'll roll now.
Oh my God, okay.
So I'm gonna say this,
so Sid you say that to Jan de La Vega,
huge like space rangers like laser r*fle,
it hits you square in the jaw,
lithium, endless consciousness,
Aurora Nebbins licks your face
something you've never known
that was possible for you to do,
and you hear a voice say,
okay, my idea for this droid
is that she can do anything.
You are back at one hit point
with your turn ahead of you.
- I wasn't made to do everything
I was made to do anything,
and as I say that I come to and
I huck my final stun grenade
at Jan and the lizard.
- Oh my God, okay.
- Hello, just, just
popping up with a grenade.
- Unbelievable, unbelievable.
- That's actually kind of rocking me.
- I truly, I actually
truly can't believe it.
What?
- Everything to anything
is very beautiful.
- With a triumphant roar
Aurora Nebbins rears up,
you huck the grenade.
This is absolutely gonna be Box of Doom,
absolutely gonna be Box of Doom.
This is, this is constitution, correct?
- Yeah DC 14 constitution.
- DC 14 Constitution, holy sh*t.
Jan and Needles are incredibly dangerous,
they make this on a 12 or higher.
Needles goes down, Jan stays up.
You see grenade goes off,
Needles goes fully stunned,
you see that Jan hits a
button on the arm of her
like cybertronic wheelchair
and a momentary like blackout shield
of hologram energy covers her,
nice try sweetheart,
that's a pretty neat trick.
- Oh, that was just a Bonus action,
and now I'm guess I'm gonna try it
'cause I'm really, I'm
sticking to what I said.
I'm not trying to start a fight with them.
I'm gonna try to,
I'm gonna use the hostile movement
to try to like jump over this.
- Oh, hell yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, absolutely.
This is difficult terrain.
You go ahead and make an
athletics check for Aurora Nebbins
to see if she can just
leap the difficult terrain.
- Can I add the potent
aptitude to do that?
- Sure you can do that.
- It's just a seven.
- Seven, cool, so it's gonna,
if you if you make it a beeline for Jan,
this is going to count
as difficult terrain,
but it would still be a bonus action,
it'd still be extra movement.
- Yeah okay. Yeah I'm
gonna do that anyways.
I just need to get in range to cast.
I'm gonna as my action try to disarm Jan.
- Hell yeah okay.
So 25 feet is the bonus
action for Aurora Nebbins,
which gets you sort of
on top of this rubble,
kind of like right here.
So Aurora Nebbins scrambles
over the broken rock
from the exploding factory.
Go ahead and dis- what
kind of a check is disarm?
- Disarm, I think in the
excitement I dropped it.
- It's either strength or
dexterity and they get to choose.
- Copy that, Jan is
gonna go dex, absolutely.
DC's 14 on this?
- Yeah.
- You go to hit the magnet
and you see that Jan looks and
you see Jan goes, my r*fle!
It goes and it shoots out and snaps taught
on a chain to her wheelchair,
and says nice try kiddo.
- I am just trying to
show you that I'm polite
and I'm not the person that
you want to be fighting.
- Gimme a little persuasion check.
- Yes.
- Oh, 19.
- See she looks at you and says,
how long was your contract on the Red Hot?
- You know I'm gonna get
back to you on that one.
And then I'm gonna use the
rest of movement to go as far,
and I, if I have enough movement,
I want to try and get behind cover
'cause I have one hit point.
- Yeah, Jesus no kidding.
Okay yeah. Aurora is gonna take off.
Jan's not armed with a melee weapon,
so can't take the attack
of opportunity there.
So Aurora is gonna take now
a hundred feet of movement
down the dock towards the ship
which I think is gonna
bring you pretty much
right next to Gunnie, right?
Yeah.
- Toss me my legs!
- I chuck your legs,
and then if I can get around
that corner to get cover?
- Yes, you can duck for cover
behind that gate right there.
Absolutely.
- Oh yes.
- Cool so Aurora goes, and surges forward.
You also have an object,
if you want to grab Gunnie
you can grab Gunnie right then and there.
- I grab Gunnie.
- Your legs catch up with you.
- And like drag him behind cover.
- Incredible turn, I cannot
f*cking believe that.
- Thank you, Rick Perry.
Skip, that's gonna be you.
- Skip's trying to get all the way down
to kinda near Jan de La Vega,
but like basically just like heading out.
- Okay you, if you have movement
action and bonus action.
So you can go 120, if you want.
- Can I go up like above the D in Baldo?
- Yeah, you can go right
up above the D in Baldo
and that's just 80 feet.
So that's, that's just a bonus
action and your movement.
- I think from here
can I pop a shot at
one of those repo guys?
- Hell yes.
- And I'm gonna do the angle
perception on this person.
So they have my perception
versus their dex,
sleight of hand.
- I hit a nat one.
- I had a three on the
die, so plus five, so.
- But you are gonna,
I think it gives you
advantage, right, or no?
- If you've got a nat one,
I don't think it gives me advantage.
- I'm gonna say you
roll with advantage here
'cause you're flanking,
they hit a nat one,
and you're firing from
a tremendous height.
What's the range on your weapon though?
Are you able to, are they within range?
- My light p*stol? 40, 160.
- These guys are probably gonna be more
than 40 feet away from you.
- Okay yeah, I think-
- So that just means your,
that means your advantage
and disadvantage cancel out.
- Okay, cool so I will just take a shot.
- Yeah, take a shot at one.
- Nat one.
- You fire at one of them
who dodges out of the way.
- sh**t like a water pipe.
- Yeah, Sid, you are
galloping towards the ramp.
You have one hit point left.
- Oh, why did I forget to worry?
- Not close to you but you
turn back around to look
all the Jib-Jobbers, 25K credits,
there's Barry, there's Margaret.
No one's dropped, all these
people coming after you,
but you see even Jan De La Vega,
who's the most dangerous person here.
She looks at you with a
bit of a rueful smile,
kind of looking at her unconscious gunner,
but it's not quite over.
In the middle of the dock
three figures descend
wearing pink battle armor.
- Technically I see things in gray scale,
but I understand the nuances now.
- Visor raises your face,
looks at you hundreds of feet
down the course, and says,
"Heard you were talking sh*t, sugar."
- You started it.
- Oh we did, and we'll finish it too.
Your whole thing seems
kind of first thought.
- Well yours feels like A to Z
when it should have been A to C.
- Calling me A-Z, m*therf*cker!
- Roller blades tearing down,
these roller blades are so fast.
- I f*cking hate how
much I f*cking love them.
- Three Warfare Whitneys touch down
in the middle of the course
and are gonna move down
the track 150 feet.
- I mean, there's a lot of
difficult terrain here though right?
- Actually that's true.
- This is some rocky difficult terrain.
- The third beat of your Harold
was a little bit crazy town.
- You gotta take the local.
- You know what?
Everyone else has been
managing to fly and hover,
we can cut that one 50 and
half due to difficult terrain.
So they'll move down 75.
So we'll end with the
Warfare Whitneys, Talespire,
we'll end with the Warfare
Whitneys right here.
They overtake the Repo
Reapers, but are coming down.
- They're f*cking gorgeous.
- Look at those freaking g*ns.
- Oh they're perfect.
- That's gonna be a Princeps
Zortch who once again-
- [Zac] I've kept on top of a building.
- Yes. Princeps Zortch
is gonna hit De La Vega.
De La Vega's gonna roll another save.
Okay, De La Vega makes the save.
Riva, that's gonna be you.
- Okay I'm gonna psychically
throw our boy Gunnie
as far into the ship as I can.
- Great later, actually can
I stay, can you not throw me?
- Oh yeah.
- Don't throw me.
- Great.
- I can run this time.
- Great in which case,
can I psychically throw Jan De La Vega?
And I would like to use heightened power
to give her disadvantage on
her strength saving throw.
- Hell yes.
- Like off into space.
- You got it.
- I would like to try to
throw her off into space.
- Here we go.
- Sorry if I k*ll your big bad.
- No, no, no. We're totally fine.
- Let it be known Jan I really tried
the f*cking diplomatic option with you.
- Okay she's got a plus five,
but she's rolling disadvantage.
This, because you're
gonna try to throw her
off the Rec Station, this is
fully going to be Box of Doom.
So we're gonna Box of Doom this, we just,
she just needs a nine on
the lower one of these dice,
nat 20 and a seven.
So Riva, you look down in the bulb.
Jan's right underneath you,
what do you do as you look at Jan?
- I just say, I feel that
was really uncalled for,
and I throw her off.
- You see that she is
lifted up in the air,
tossed off the edge, you see she says,
if you ever want a real job just holler,
and hits a little safety
bubble on her combat wheelchair
and just begins to kind
of gyro and Glinda off
into the lower tiers of the Rec Station.
- Isn't that the way this world works,
you need to best someone in
battle to get a job offer.
- Right?!
- You see, she looks out and says,
my email address is Jan164 at--
- Okay sure, sure, Handy
Annie, write that down.
- And then I'm actually
gonna use my movement
to get back into the ship.
So I'm ready, and also it
doubles the range of my spells.
- Yes, absolutely, so
Riva you move off the map.
That is our first crew
member on board the Wurst.
Hell yes.
- I am so hopefully coming to join you.
- That's gonna be the Jib-Jobbers.
- Jib-Jobbers!
- Let's go Jib-Jobbers.
- They're gone.
- The Jib-Jobbers are gonna
move another 60 down the track.
They're gonna get all the way to this
sort of shattered taxi here.
- Come on, Jib-Jobbers.
- Come on, Jib-Jobbers.
- There's just no way,
there's just no way.
- We have to.
- It's gonna take them three rounds.
- They're screenwriters,
assistants...
- Incredible.
- Could have the next
Spielberg amongst them.
- And you guys see Raymond
Zam is gonna use a tech power.
Raymond Zam launches
something from the r*fle
and just behind the Jib-Jobbers
hits the open dock with
an oil slick tech power.
- I look to Raymond and
say, thank you so much.
I cannot wait to see that
muck up the roller blades.
- You see, he takes a little
like laminated ring binder
and says it's all in the hot exit.
Okay, Margaret, it's gonna be you.
- Great I, I don't move right?
'Cause we're moving with
this thing on his turn?
- Yes, you're gonna move
with that on Barry's turn,
so it's action or bonus action
from you, as you're mounted.
- Fabulous I would love to,
is it an action to reload his power cell?
- Yes, it is.
- Okay, cool, I'm gonna do that.
- I hand you the g*n.
- Load it up.
- I reload that and then as a bonus action
retrain my critical analysis on Barry
so another plus five.
- Oh, 'preciate you.
- Hell yes, amazing, Margaret.
The brigade you got total cover,
none of them could hit you, so g*ng-
- Oh f*ck, I'm sorry.
I, it, they have to have a long rest
before I can target them again, so.
- Oh copy that, no worries.
- So I am gonna instead
target the Skipper.
- Yeah Skipper's right near you,
you got a plus five to a roll coming up.
- Oh wow so I have a plus
four from the Princeps' thing,
and then a plus five?
- Well plus a d4 from the
Princeps and a flat plus five.
- A flat?
- Yeah.
- Amazing, you see the screen
behind you as you're going,
it gets hit with lasers.
Half the brigade is gonna
take a full double move
and another half gonna take a single move
as they rush after,
but they're a million
miles away from everybody.
That's the brigade's action.
Repo Reapers are gonna take
a full 30 foot of movement
and what is their range like?
Gunnie is so far down the
f*cking track from them.
- I think Gunnie's behind cover with me.
- Yeah they're gonna try to surge ahead.
But even from there, it's long range
and so they have disadvantage.
You have a plus five to your armor class
and they're all rolling with disadvantage.
- Is that still up?
- Yeah, and did you, did you cast shield?
- I cast shield when Needles attacked me.
- Then you still have it.
So your effective AC right now is 25
and they're all rolling with disadvantage.
- It's just 20, oh from the cover.
- And you have cover too
so your AC, your effective AC is 25.
They are all rolling with disadvantage.
So they need to hit eighteens
or higher on both of these die,
but they're making six attacks.
Oh wait, no, this was sorry.
This will all be against Sid
because they're not gonna attack you
'cause they're trying to get your body.
- Okay, then I also shield.
- Okay so same thing,
that's all 25 same AC,
all misses.
These Repo Reapers are,
are a football field away
trying to take shots,
and you're behind the gate.
(laser beams firing)
Yeah. 25 AC and all disadvantaged
shots, there's no way.
Incredible, UFTP agents,
what are they doing here?
They're jumping out and they're,
they're gonna take shots at
Margaret Encino, Margaret.
- Disadvantage because
she's being guarded.
- Margaret, gave me a perception check.
- That's great, dirty 20.
- Okay, none of them
successfully can hide on you
unless they roll,
they would need to roll very, very well,
one second, no, none
of them make the roll.
None of them get hiding on you.
None of them gets sneak attack on you.
You're not within five feet of an ally.
So there's nothing they
can really do here.
They're gonna all roll with disadvantage.
Yeah, miss, this disadvantage is huge.
Miss, miss...
that one's gonna be a hit.
You take four points of damage.
This is the first time you've
ever been injured in combat.
- Ow, ow, I'm gonna not do it
so that we can keep playing,
but just know I'm screaming
the rest of the episode.
- All firing with their
pistols, that's UFTP,
Gunnie, that's gonna be you.
- Great, I look over at Sid,
Sid, you gonna try and
get these Jib-Jobbers in,
or are we getting on this ship?
- I have one hit point
I'm getting on the ship.
But I'm gonna make a little
hologram to try and distract...
- Do you want more hit
points? That's my question.
- Yes, please.
- And if I gave you more hit points,
would you help us get up
just a few more credits
with the Jib-Jobbers.
- Reluctantly, yes.
- Okay, I'm gonna do some
quick repairs on Sid,
oh, that's for a total of eight hit points
I could do more,
and then I'm gonna head in.
- Hell yes, you head
in on the ship NavCom,
you want to do a bonus action astrogation?
- Yes. Is Handy Annie coming
with me or you need him?
- No, I don't use--
- So it's still a straight roll though
'cause it's still disadvantaged
'cause the ship's computer is so bad.
- That's gonna be a 22.
- A 22, you complete three equations,
you have five of the necessary 10.
Rec Pol are just gonna take
double moves to get down.
They're not gonna fire,
they're just gonna run after you guys.
Barry, that's you.
- [Murph] Okay, sweet, I
think it is 180 feet for us
to be able to get onto the ship.
- Yes.
- I would like to 100 feet
on the scooter, ride it down.
I have the brawny feat,
so my carrying capacity is more
and also Margaret hasn't
really used her movement.
Can we both dash and then
also I have a bonus action
where I can jump 30 feet,
and so I want to like take Margaret.
Do you want to jump, big jump?
- Ow!
- Sorry, sorry.
- Incredible, you go a hundred feet
move, dash action, bonus action, leap.
- This looks insane, I take the bike,
I roll it over some difficult terrain.
- We roll and run for a bit and then I-
- And then you Hulk leap up the ramp.
Margaret and Barry are aboard the Wurst.
Four of our crew members are
aboard the Wurst, incredible.
That is Barry, Needles is unconscious.
Jan De La Vega is sort
of Glinda bubbling down
the tiers of the Rec Station.
- Can you wrap me in an emergency blanket?
- Space blanket.
- Can I like keep the momentum going,
get Margaret on and just use
like five feet of movement
to stay right outside?
- Yes, you can.
- And like be there with Sid.
- Yes, you can get,
you can get a three quarters cover behind
the things of the gate to like,
hold it down out there basically.
Incredible, putty mongers continue to flee
one through nine on the d20 is bad.
It's a 10.
- Oh.
- Okay.
That is gonna be Skip,
Sid, and Aurora Nebbins.
- I think Skip wants to fly the 150
to the, to the entrance
or, you know, the, the,
the dock area where everyone is
and deposit the Princeps there.
- Yeah.
- And just like,
I guess I'm like just shy of
being able to get on, I think.
- Yeah, yeah for sure.
- Let's see if it looks right.
- [Brennan] 120 gets you
right here pretty much.
- 120 okay. I'm gonna
drop Princeps right there.
- Cool, you drop the
Princeps right at 120.
- Maybe they're super strong
and they can carry you on.
- Carry me!
- Incredible, yeah.
You dropped the Princeps
and the Princeps goes,
I'll always remember you.
- Carry me.
- Oh.
- Pick me up,
put me on the ship.
- You see the Princeps picks you up.
- I jump into the Princeps' arms like-
- The Princeps looks confused
and then sprints aboard the ship,
Princeps and Skip are aboard the ship.
Everyone is aboard the ship
except for our two gunners
Aurora Nebbins and the Jib-Jobbers,
on the dock, like on the ramp
all of the technicians have like
made their way back onto the ship,
and it's you two, Aurora Nebbins,
and Raymond Zam all here,
looking at the running Jib-Jobbers.
- So the three gunners.
- Honestly, the three gunners, exactly.
- Gunners got this.
- Sid, what are you doing?
- I really fricking hate this.
I want to f*cking bring
Aurora aboard the ship
and get out of here but I told
Gunnie I was gonna try and-
- Just yell at them.
- f*cking Jib-Jobbers.
- Give them the help action
and f*cking walk onto the ship.
- No, this is what I'm gonna do.
This is what I'm gonna do.
You said that there's like a
krystalline sh*t in Aurora.
So I could cast enhance
android on her right?
- I'll allow it.
- I'm going to double
her carrying capacity
by casting server motor.
I'm gonna f*cking hop in the ship.
I'm gonna point out those
bad Warfare Whitneys
try and use her bonus
action to get her with,
to get her to go 50 feet
and then have her hold her action
for the Jib-Jobbers to hop on.
- Aurora Nebbins can get all
the way to the Jib-Jobbers
and ready an action.
And you see one of the people says,
oh, okay, transpo's coming.
- I guess I wasn't kidding when I said
we got a shuttle.
- Amazing, Aurora readies an action.
- Then I hop on the ship
because I have not enough hit points.
- That is exactly what you need to do
because those Warfare
Whitneys have those chain g*ns
and they would have absolutely lit you up
as it is you duck onto into the ship.
So they're gonna take full movement.
So the Warfare Whitneys are
going to take full movement.
- Over the oil slick.
- Over the oil slick.
So we're gonna look up oil slick.
- Roller blades and oil slicks.
- If I lose Aurora in this
I will wipe Jib-Job
from this f*cking ship.
- It's not gonna happen.
- It's not gonna happen.
- Don't worry about it.
- Okay I'm gonna say
that the incredible Warfare Whitneys
are gonna roll their dex
saves with disadvantage
because oil, because it's,
it's so uniquely like an oil slick
is exactly what this would be.
Their dex save is quite high,
Hey sugar, where you going?
We just want to talk.
- You know, I can do anything,
including be a f*cking coward, peace.
- I can't read if he's being sadistic
or if he's happy for us.
- You hear, hey sister,
it's nothing personal,
you just don't publish
a rough draft, oop bam!
All three laid flat out in the oil slick
on their lower dice did
not roll over a five.
The Warfare Whitneys go down.
Zortch is aboard the ship.
Riva, any action from you aboard the ship?
- How big is, I really want that scooter.
Can I psychic throw this
scooter into the ship?
How big is the scooter?
- Use your primary psychic
casting ability modifier,
and just give me, give me
a roll plus proficiency,
so it's almost like an athletics check.
- That's 17 plus six, which is 23.
- This thing got left off in
the middle of going full speed,
so all you don't have to lift it.
You just have to nudge it
and it flies aboard the ship.
do give me a dexterity saving throw.
- Me?
- Yeah.
- Personally?
- Yeah, roll it.
- That's a nine, it's a hot nine.
- Okay the ship, the
ship takes 18 divided,
the ship takes one hull
damage as the scooter-
(scooter thuds)
- I'll take it.
- Gunnie's just like
in the engineering room
doing calculations and just hears-
(scooter thudding)
- Sorry!
- And it's eight damage to the scooter,
scooter is damaged, still functional.
As it crashes board the
ship, that is Riva's turn.
Jib-Job employees.
- Oh my god, get on there.
- The stakes have never been higher.
- The Jib-Job employees.
With its Borinyum enhancement
Aurora Nebbins kneels down
10 graphic designers slash screenwriters
board this royal blue mastiff,
it is choked with people
being occasionally stabbed
by the horrifying spines
of this space dog.
- Do some of them take out Kindles
to read during the commute?
- During the commute, all
these commuters get on board.
- They're all reading
The Body Keeps the Score.
- Margaret, you're on board the ship,
anything you're doing when
you get on board the ship?
- Help action to Gunnie.
- Help action to Gunnie,
do you have any critical
analysis left or no?
- Yeah.
- That would also help,
'cause he's already getting
advantage from Handy Annie.
- Oh then never mind, yeah
critical analysis on Gunnie.
- D4 here, incredible.
- It moved from you, Skip.
- Brigade's running, repo does
double move down the track.
United Free Trade Planets takes
double moves down the track.
We go back to the top of the
order - Gunnie that's you.
- Great...
that's a nine plus seven, 16.
18.
- Let me see here.
- With the five?
Oh wait, sorry.
It's not a d4, right? It's
just a flat plus five.
What's the flat plus five?
- 21.
- 21. You have completed
eight of the necessary 10
faster than light equations.
Rec Pol move. Barry, that's you.
- Sweet, only people
still out here are who?
- [Brennan] Just the
Jib-Jobbers, that's it
and they also they've
moved another 50 feet
with that readied action.
On Sid's turn, everyone's
gonna be aboard the ship.
- Sweet, I can do it right now
'cause I'm gonna use the
formation style on Aurora Nebbins.
So I'm gonna run out and
use the formation thing
so that they move with
me as a bonus action,
and then I'm gonna run towards the ship.
- I'm gonna say what's
what's your movement again?
- So my movement, I'm gonna take a dash
and then they're allowed to use
as much movement as they have.
- Incredible.
I'm gonna say Aurora Nebbins
grabs you in her jaws.
Barry, you're like get on the ship.
Aurora grabs you, full of Jib-Job workers,
and leaps aboard the ship.
All of the Jib-Jobbers are
aboard the ship on Barry's turn.
- What happens with the putty?
- On a one through 11, it's not good.
17, unbelievable luck.
Sid, that is your turn.
- Can I do something to try
to get us into hyper speed?
- She can use the AstroNav computer,
just the straight up regular one.
- Oh yeah, you could.
You could try to use the ship's computer.
You only got, you only
get a plus one to the roll
doing it that way, but go for it.
- Let's do it!
- Might as well.
I've got nothing else to do.
- It's your turn.
- 11.
- You complete one equation.
- We need one more.
- You'll need one more.
- Is it my turn?
- Unfortunately, you can't have two people
use the computer in the same turn.
- Oh but you could like
get us away from the door.
- Oh yeah, I'm gonna like, just like,
like go up to the pilot, you
know, just like get us away.
- Yeah you jump in the pilot,
you hit a button on the side
and close the ramp behind you.
The ramp goes up.
You see all the Warfare Whitneys
all of the Repo Reapers,
everybody looking at the
closing ramp goes, open fire.
And they all just start firing
on your ship, incredible.
And the Warfare Whitneys
are all going to go.
- They're awful, they like
think that they're the best.
- 23 plus 12.
- Get into this.
- And it's weird 'cause it's
actually like really effective,
that kind of confidence.
- 45 51, 51 plus 18, 69.
- Nice!
- 69, however, ground to ship
is not a direct translation.
It's 1/10th damage.
Your shields take six
points of shield damage.
They start hitting your ship's shields.
Riva, any actions from
you aboard the ship?
- You can boost the shields?
- Yeah, I'll boost the shields.
- Hell yeah, give me
a boost shields check.
- 14 plus whatever it is.
- Strength.
- Strength.
- Plus five so 19.
- A 19? The shields are boosted.
You get some temp hit points
as your sustaining fire from
all of these enemy factions.
- How many do we get?
- Sorry, we'll roll it.
Eight temporary shield points.
- Nice.
- Jib-Jobbers rush to
the break room, Margaret.
- Critical analysis on the captain.
- On the Skip.
- Yeah, 'cause he never used it
so if he wants to use
the computer or whatever.
- Gunnie, that is you.
- You got this.
- Everyone's on?
- Yes.
- That's a 12, which I think is one.
- A single completed equation.
(all cheering)
Tachyon drive engaged, faster than light.
As you are pulling away,
your shield's taking damage,
there are dozens of enemies.
Amercadian Space Brigaders,
United Free Trade Planets agents, Rec Pol,
Warfare Whitneys, Repo Reapers
are all opening on the ship.
Skip, you get in the seat.
- Awesome, let's ram it.
- Gunnie, you punch in the last equation.
Faster than light, where are you going?
- Uh away?
- You just pick "away."
Before you leave the Rec's comms stations
Margaret, you get ping on your phone
with all of that new
money unfold at the end,
but please read that off.
You get pinged on your Smash 'n Grab app.
- Oh, okay.
- And you see that there is a review.
- Let it be a lesson to the enterprising
Smash 'n Grab employer
that looks can be deceiving
and manners even more so,
despite their rough and ready exterior
overactive appetites
and the neuroses read-
- Krystaloses.
- Krystaloses
of the crew's hard drinking Android,
the proldiers of the Wurst
proved the irony of the-
- Nom de guerre.
- Nom de guerre,
and how! Given a scant few marbecs
to make good on our crooked caper,
the captivating crew
took my simple request,
humiliate my rival by k*lling her dog
and instead delivered poetry.
They stole the dog which ate the rival
and then k*lled a completely unrelated dog
for reasons unclear to me,
that is what I call service,
and that is what I call professionalism,
and that is how you get
five stars and a 20% tip.
For anyone bemoaning the
scarcity of good proldiers,
rest easy, the Wurst is yet to come.
- Unfold it right there.
- Five stars and a 5k tip.
- That's all for this
episode of Dimension 20,
tune in next week and catch the
Wurst out amongst the stars.
- We're rich b*tch!
- Yes!
- The Holofract begins to-
- Hey Riva, can you
come down and check in?
Can you check in with the mind of Gnosis
just to make sure that
they're feeling comfortable
in the new space?
- Yeah, absolutely, I
can do that from here.
- Okay, fantastic, thank you!
- You feel an intelligence
unlike any you've ever felt,
and here you see Gnosis smash through
a number of like firewalls and protections
in like galactic information servers.
SQ goes (gasps) this way
you can live forever,
you can keep going.
There's no end to the universe.
SQ reboots about 800 times and shuts off.
I just thought there was
maybe a way to save it.
- You still can.
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13x05 - All In the Hot Exit
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.