- Rat jesus.
- It's—
- You're my dad?
- I'm your dad, i'm your dad.
- What the actual f*ck, my
husband is f*cking dead?
- Robert is moving against new york city.
- What is robert's deal?
- Mr. Moses wanted wealth
and power above all else,
And therefore sold his
soul to hell and to faerie.
- Whoa.
- Sofie, you were f*cking right.
Isabella was a succubus.
You were laundering money
from the confettis to her.
- To her, she's the representative?
- You see isabella infierno
And all around her on the roof
Fire and people scream.
- I mean i attack her.
- Welcome one and all
to the unsleeping city,
Here at this poorly managed
loft scene art party
Here at this poorly managed
loft scene art party
In the heart of bushwick.
We see our intrepid heroes,
say, "hi", intrepid heroes.
- Hi, intrepid heroes.
- Emily is dead-Eyeing me,
like she's going to kick my a*s
In real life.
- f*ck you, brennan.
- f*ck you, brennan.
- You k*lled my husband.
- You're going down.
- Last we left off, we learned
that after a wild adventure
In the land of nod, our intrepid heroes
Learned of the golden
door, of paragons of dream,
Of the infection at the heart
Of the golden door, of the death of dale,
Sofia's husband.
And pete,
- R-I-P.
- Coming into his own at
the metropolitan museum
Of dreams` and finally ascending
And mastering the powers
of the vox phantasma.
Phantasma for life.
- Fanta, the soda.
I spelled it wrong.
- At a terrible art party,
Pete's ex has just attempted
To use the trauma of their
co-Dependent relationship
To launch a very horrible
performance art piece
Where they would interrogate
each other about the harm
They had done to each other,
pete was not having it,
However,
- Stupid.
- Isabella infierno has shown
up here with a party assembled
And ricky matsui smells fire.
We enter initiative, sofia,
you are the first to act.
- Yes!
Okay, i would like to
curse isabella infierno.
- Cursed.
- Yeah.
- And then i'm just gonna attack her.
- Uh, rad, so you rush across
the roof here. - Yeah.
- That's definitely your
movement, she's surrounded
On all sides by fire, so to get her
You'll have to be standing in flame.
- Yeah, that's fine.
- Uh, sof, not good.
- I don't care, f*ck' come heal me.
- Jesus.
- If i get hurt, i hit for more.
- I think my job this fight is gonna be
To have sofie not die.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and make a
dexterity and a constitution
Saving throw for me.
- Dexterity's gonna be 10.
Constitution's gonna be five.
Can i do a quick reaction for shield?
- This is just the fire burning.
- Okay.
- You take two points
Of fire damage and you suffer
One level of exhaustion.
The smoke goes into your
lungs, which is gonna give you
Disadvantage on ability
checks as you breathe
In the noxious smoke.
- Oh my god, i'm gonna go
down before i k*ll this b*tch.
Okay, well okay, so i got
Two, and then i got
One level of exhaustion, okay.
- Cool.
- Is that gonna be an issue for when
I'm actually attacking her?
- No 'cause it's not attack
rolls or saving throws,
It's just ability checks right now.
- And then if i disengage out of the fire,
Am i gonna save myself some
burn and then go back in,
Or am i gonna keep
getting burned every time
I go in and out?
- Every time you make
contact with the fire
Or start your turn there,
that's gonna be damage.
- Okay.
All right, i'm going to
Attack this b*tch.
Aww, f*ck me, f*ck me.
Does a 15 or a 13 hit?
- 15 and 13 do not hit.
- Okay.
Then...
Oh, i got a nat 20 with my backhand.
- Nice, nice.
- Cheers.
- So that's gonna be
Five, 10, plus 13.
So that's gonna be 13 with my backhand
And since i made,
Since i hit with a melee attack
And then i'm also gonna
stunning strike her.
So she has to do a
constitution saving throw.
So i hit her for 13.
It is f*cking magical
Because ki runs through me now.
- Ooh!
She fails.
- She's stunned!
- Great, that is awesome.
And then 13.
- Do you have anything left to like
To get out of the fire,
Or is it—
- No
- That was it?
Okay, cool cool cool cool.
- I might.
- Do i have a reaction?
- She's stunned for one round, right?
- Yeah.
- Cool.
- No, she's stunned for...
Stunned until the end of my next turn.
- Stunned until the end of your next turn.
- Yeah.
- Gotcha, okay.
- Sick.
- Rad, well, isabella
Cannot take actions
Or reactions but isabella
can take bonus actions.
You wallop isabella with a backhand
And she disappears, vanishes.
- f*ck.
- In a puff of sulfur and brimstone.
- You got a solid
backhand in there before.
- I know.
- 13? Pretty good.
- And i stunned her,
so she couldn't do anything.
I don't know where she f*ck'
went. - Something about being
a backhand feels substantial.
- Yeah.
It's cattier.
- Yeah.
- Hell yes, that's going to be misty.
Speaking of misty.
- Wow.
- Pete, priya,
Ricky, you're over by the stairs,
You got ox next to you,
Kingston and misty, you're over here.
Misty, it's your action.
- Um, okay.
I'm gonna, first of all, wink.
I'm gonna say to pete,
Pete, you're too cool
for this d*ck of a girl.
Pete, you're too cool
for this d*ck of a girl.
You cool!
- God, f*cking thank you.
- Yeah.
- You're speaking my exact language.
- Thank you, man!
Am i doing it right?
I'm trying to pick a—
- I love it.
- Great.
- And i give pete bardic inspiration.
- f*ck yeah.
- And then, i would like
to cast fear on priya
Which is a wisdom saving throw.
- Rad.
- And my dc save is 15.
- Fear actually happens in
a giant a*s cone, i believe.
- Yes, it is a 30-Foot cone.
But i don't f*cking
care about anybody else.
I'll move so that i don't, i'm not.
- Oh, you just want to blast priya.
- Is that a 30-Foot cone?
- I mean, and
anybody around priya,
'cause all of these f*cking
Art f*ck, i don't care.
- Do we know if she's attacking us?
- You're not cer—
You can make an insight
check if you want to see,
If you think priya
constitutes an active threat.
- I feel like she deserves to.
- Thank you, thank you.
- I mean, that's fear cast on her.
- Fear is like, doesn't really do damage.
- She's gonna make a roll.
- And before you do it.
- I mean, on everybody
around her, you know.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
- I look at her and i say,
You f*cking rip off.
So many people have ripped
off marina abromovic
And you know so little
You probably think you're
ripping off shia labeouf!
- She screams.
Misty, you step forward.
What do you say to priya?
- So it's the personification
of her deepest fears.
- So it's the personification
of her deepest fears.
So i would like for all of these people,
Their deepest fear is
their parents turning up
To tell them that their trust
funds are being cut off.
- Everyone in here erupts
Into the most—
Terrified.
No, my art!
I need that money to
make art for the world!
And priya turns to flee for the staircase.
My trust fund!
I've never told anyone
about my trust fund!
- We all knew.
- I could have guessed.
Oh, your rent?
Your $1600 rent?
Somehow always got paid?
- Incredible.
That's gonna be kugrash.
- Is this?
Was the fire around
isabella or is it gone?
- The fire remains.
- It's peeking up right here, too.
I think it's everywhere.
- You can see the fire
licking up the staircase.
- Okay.
Do i see if there's water in
this little water tower thing?
I just wanna make sure i don't do a trap.
- Make a perception check.
- Okay.
Not great, 12.
- You see a water tower.
This is an old condemned building.
There may be water in
it, there may not be.
- Okay.
I'm gonna, i guess.
I don't wanna waste a turn.
If i look around, does
anyone else seem like
An immediate threat?
- Up here?
Not that you can see, no.
- Okay, since i don't
even know what's going—
- Just come grab me out of the fire.
- Yeah, that's true.
Can i climb up and
I'm gonna try to knock the
water tower thing over.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
- How are you going to do that?
- Oh boy.
Oh boy.
How do i want to do that?
I guess i'm gonna turn into...
- Could you shred a hole in it
Instead of dumping the whole thing?
- Oh, yeah.
- That'd be good.
- I could do that.
- Turn into a bear
And break into it?
- I'm gonna turn into,
I wanna turn into an ape.
- Sick.
- And then like, climb
up and try to, like—
- Woo.
- I guess, get up there
and feel out what i can do.
Either knock it over or
punch through it or whatever.
- Okay.
You're gonna turn into an ape.
So i'm gonna say that you turn,
Keeping with the new york theme,
You turn into a little
miniature king kong.
- Aww.
- Complete with little tiny biplanes
Flying around your head.
- Hey, get out of here.
Get the f*ck out of here.
- Oh, kug, you always
know how to cheer me up.
- Cool.
You wildshape into an ape and then
You could either try to
destroy the structure,
Which is gonna be incredibly difficult,
Or like open a spigot.
- I want to open it.
- Which will be less
water but will be some.
- Okay, i would like to open it.
- Cool.
You have a climb speed as an ape.
You make it all the way up here.
Go ahead and i'm gonna say to do this
Use the ape's stats and your gonna make
A sleight of hands check,
Try to open this thing up.
- Okay.
So dex, so 16.
- You go and boom!
Hit the spigot off and water begins
To burst out of the water tower,
Hitting the roof here.
I will say,
Actually, 'cause your trying to send
It to the fire over here, right?
- Yeah.
- You bust off a spigot over here.
Make a dexterity attack
roll, no proficiency for me.
- Okay.
God damn it, five.
- Okay, cool.
It splashes over here
And hits this place next to misty
But not on misty.
This fire vanishes.
- Sofie.
- On sofie.
- Sorry, on sofie.
Yeah, the water goes down,
Does not hit sofia, it hits
the space next to sofia.
As the
fire continues to burn
That's kugrash.
- Real quick, as a minor action,
This is for something later,
i'm not just being ridiculous,
Can i see if i can find a spider web
Or any little spiders?
This is for a spell later.
- Go ahead and make a nature check.
- Okay.
Come on.
- Hell yeah.
- Not nat, but 20.
- You do, yeah, there's
plenty of spider webs
Up here on the roof.
- Hell yeah.
- Cool.
- Come here my little babies.
- That is now going to be priya's turn.
Priya bolts with fear,
Gets to the top of the stairs
Where there is an active flame,
And shrieks and goes, fire!
There's a fire in the building!
Oh god, my work!
All of my original paintings!
And cannot continue down the staircase.
However, a bunch of other beings appear.
- sh*t.
- Rushing up the steps
You see a bunch of artsy devils appear.
You see a bunch of artsy devils appear.
- No.
- She arrives there.
Fire springs up in a space next to her.
- Okay.
- This guy appears here.
- Should have
gotten f*cking ice storm.
I made a mistake.
- Fire appears next to him.
This guy appears behind pete.
Fire is going to appear next to him.
- He looks familiar.
- Who is it?
- I can't tell but he does look familiar.
- And then this guy appears
over here
With a bit of flame over here.
You see flames spreading everywhere.
These guys are going to attack.
This art devil turns to these and says,
Ugh, plebeian tastes.
I'll be happy to split your skull.
And brutally kills one of the bystanders
Standing there in that space.
Kills them.
- Jesus.
- This person is gonna
take a swing at pete's back
And go, where's your taste?
Come on, you're at an art show!
- Where's pete?
- Pete's standing
right in the center of the room.
- In the middle.
- You can see his cowboy hat, there.
- I use shield.
- You use shield in reaction, cool.
- Yeah.
- So that's gonna bump your ac.
- To 18.
- You prevent one of the
attacks successfully.
Ooh, pete, that shield was very clutch.
Lashes out at you, though,
And does deal
Five
points of damage to you
With a claw, rending you.
- Rending me, what does that mean?
- Like slashing your skin up.
- Oh, got you, got you.
- One of them is gonna
take some swings at ricky.
Eleven damage to you, ricky.
From slashing and is gonna
try and hit you again.
And that's gonna do it.
- Ricky, do you have?
You're better against devils, right?
As the paladin?
- I don't know.
I don't think so.
- If they're fiends.
- Right?
- What do you mean by better?
- Ricky, you take 7 plus 4,
You take 11 points of
slashing damage again.
And then you also take
- Jesus christ, what
the f*ck is happening?
- Twenty points of fire damage
On top of that.
- Ooh
- So i'm at 30 already.
- f*ck.
- From 72 to 30.
- We gotta get down there.
- That many people just nailed me?
- No, one guy just nailed
you with an incredibly,
It looks like they have some slashing
And then you see he whips up some flame,
Looks at you and says, this whole look.
What are we trying to do here?
It's like macho new york fire fighter?
What about flame?
And horribly burns you.
One of them takes a swing at priya.
- So priya wasn't the bad guy?
That's fine.
I mean, i still think
that she is the bad guy.
- No, she deserved a little.
- On a macro level.
- Priya goes down unconscious.
- Great.
- Convenient that you're over her.
- And then that guy took a swings on pete.
- No.
- And that's going to be...
- Not enough.
- One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
Ooh, i rolled low.
The fire on the roof continues to spread.
And the fire down here
continues to spread as well.
That's going to be-
Ricky and ox.
- Can we?
- Do you want to take
a look down the stairs?
- Is that okay? Yeah.
- Yeah, sure, you can peek down there.
- Oh wow.
- That's on fire?
- Yep, the downstairs is already
Fully engulfed in flames.
- Holy f*ck.
- Is that a family?
- Oh my god.
- Yes.
- There's like a
stone golem or something.
- Jesus.
- Is that just a sculpture or is that a...
- f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck.
- Was there something
with toilets and bathtubs?
What am i thinking of?
- That was under the east river.
- Oh, right, okay.
- No, but you're right.
Why would there be toilet on the ceiling?
- I don't know 'cause
they're shitty hipsters.
- I think we can bust each
of these water sources open.
- Yeah.
- Can i make a perception check?
Just like as a fireman,
just wondering like
Is there anything i can tap into?
- Yeah, go ahead and
do a perception check.
- If there's sprinklers or whatever.
Okay, a 19.
- Ooh.
- Plus, you know, three.
- Four.
- Four, yeah.
- Uh, cool.
You know there's like
water tower up on top which
Buildings like this should
have a water tower on top
Which should be able to
go to the sprinklers,
In this case it's been disconnected
'cause this is like a
condemned building basically.
There shouldn't be people in here.
It's not up to code.
And then, otherwise the only exit
Is that front door down here.
- Wow.
Okay, i think the water
tower's the only bet.
I think everyone's gonna die.
- I think the water tower.
- I think ricky...
- You do also have that
create water ability.
- Right.
- So it's a question of
there's the water tower
Which could be able to help out.
You don't know that the
water tower would effectively
Cancel all the fire in the place.
- Sure.
- Dude, someone's
gotta clog one of these
Toilets so it overflows.
- Oh, yeah.
- I roll a nat 20 on an epic sh*t.
- Create water,
It's not like an area, it's just like one?
- You're at 24, right?
- Yes.
- You see way down here isabella infierno
Who's like holding a
clobbered head down there.
- Okay, i'm going to shout to everyone,
Listen up you terrible people.
Do your best to get out of here right now.
The building's gonna come down.
- Make a persuasion
check for me and i'll say
With advantage.
- Using my municipal authority?
- Yeah.
- Ooh, 19 plus three.
- Yeah, you guys see
Ricky gleams with like, again civic light
As ordering people what to do in an active
Fire is extremely what he
was put on this earth to do.
And you see even all these
terrible hipsters learn
And immediately all their pretension fades
As the fires spread.
And they're like, okay, thank you sir,
You're so buff, thank you.
- I'm going to use a
second level spell slot to
Use create water.
- Awesome.
- Which will do, it only
creates 10 gallons of water.
- Okay.
- So at that point, we'll do double that.
We'll do 20 gallons of water and...
But the sides of the cube
increases by five feet.
So i don't know how big the cube is.
It's a 10 foot...
- Take a look at this for you?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Cool.
Yeah, i'm gonna say that-
You create or destroy 10
additional gallons of water,
So you could probably hit a couple squares
With that if you wanted to.
- Okay, i'd love to hit...
Take a five foot step
To the top of the stairs.
- Okay.
- And just like...
- You see unconscious priya's right there
At your feet as well.
- I'm going to just do it right there.
Like on me and hopefully,
it'll run down the stairs.
- Cool.
I'm gonna ask you to
go ahead and just make
Make four attack rolls real quick.
- Okay.
- Four and seven, plus my
spell modifier probably.
- Plus your spell attack, yeah.
- Three, so 10 and seven.
Then five and eight.
- So you got a 10 on one of those?
- Yeah.
- You see this bit of
fire recedes from there.
- This fire is so hard to get rid of.
- I think we gotta k*ll the guys.
I don't know.
- Fire vanishes.
- As a bonus action, i'm going to,
Can i see anyone else?
Friends wise? I'm going to-
- You see me and misty and pete.
- I'm gonna cast a
shield of faith on pete.
- Okay, voom.
- What does that do again, sorry?
- And then i'm gonna have ox attack too.
- Your ac's up by two.
- Ox is gonna attack the
one right next to him.
And he gets advantage 'cause he's sitting.
- Within five feet, yeah.
- Right?
- Yeah.
- Ooh, 16 plus.
- That's definitely gonna hit.
- Ooh, two sixes.
Plus two so that's 14.
- 14.
- f*ck yeah.
- And they have to make a
dc11 strength saving throw.
Or they're prone.
- That's gonna be...
You see that he's not knocked prone.
Good boy!
- You see he goes, ah, this dog.
What a mutt, why you attack me?
And that's ricky's turn,
it's gonna be kingston.
- Can i do an insight check
to see if this is magical fire
Or just normal a*s fire?
- Um, yeah, go ahead and
make an insight check for me.
- 14.
- Whoa, you got high insight.
- He rolled a three, that's wild.
- Yeah.
- That's f*cking wild.
This fire is being summoned
magically but once it's here,
It is just burning the building regularly.
- Great.
Can i cast spirit guardians?
- Yeah.
- And then charge at this one?
- And charge
at this one over here?
- Yeah.
- Kingston,
You reach into your heart and you see
That some of the people
in this party are not
Bullshit hipsters.
Some of the people in
this party are actual
True-Hearted new yorkers.
And they feel the call.
And a bunch of like, rushing
up from downstairs and around,
Some of you guys aren't
even really sure where you
Kind of saw them from.
A group of spiritual new yorkers flock
To kingston's aid.
- Yes.
- You see one of them that goes,
You mess with one of us,
you mess with all of us.
A bunch of spirit guardians
appear and you're just
Going for the guy in the blue suit?
- No, i'm going for this guy
Who dropped someone over here.
- Okay.
Spirit guardians appear.
- Oh, cool.
- We got your back, kingston.
No problem.
Cool.
He will get an attack of
opportunity on you potentially.
- That's fine.
- But i think the way
spirit guardians works,
He also might just take
damage 'cause you're
Summoning it on top of him, right?
- An affected creature's
speed is halved in the area
And when the creature enters
the area for the first time on
A turn or starts its turn there,
It makes a wisdom saving throw.
- Okay, so it's about
starting the turn there.
So, you moved to get into position.
What is the radius on that?
- 15 feet.
- 15 feet.
You can get both these guys in the radius
Of this if you want.
- Yeah, is there a possibility
for me to stand right here?
- Yes, there is.
- Okay.
- Move right here.
Your spirit guardians follow.
This guy jumps up on the table.
This little kid with a
crowbar comes over here.
Got your back, kingston!
- Wow, that kid should be in school.
- It's after school hours.
- This is extra curricular.
- Also he's not a child.
He sounds and looks like
a child but he's an 18
Year old man, choosing to
be here of his own volition.
- Rad, awesome.
So they're not going to
be affected by it yet.
But on their turns
they'll be affected by it.
But you do move out of that guy's thing
So he's gonna take a swing at you.
- Great.
- And misses horribly.
- Great.
- That's going to be pete.
- Great.
I run over to priya.
- Hell yeah.
This guy does not get an
attack 'cause he already
Took it so are you gonna
go around this way?
Because you might have
to rush through the fire
To be able to do that.
- No, i'm gonna run
straight through this way
If that works.
- Oh, you're
gonna leap over the stairs?
- Does that work, yeah?
- Yeah.
Go ahead and give me an athletics
check just to make sure.
- Athletics six.
- Six.
Okay, you leap to the
top of this staircase and
Kind of stumble up.
You take three points of damage.
Kind of f*cking up your
landing a little bit.
But you do reach priya.
- Okay, cool.
While there i cast haste on ricky.
So ricky, you get double speed.
You get plus two your ac,
You have advantage on dex throws,
You gain an additional action each turn.
- Oh my god.
- For how long?
- It's a concentration spell so i'm gonna
Try to keep it going as long as i can.
And when the spell ends,
you lose a whole turn.
'cause your fatigued.
- Okay, cool.
- So sorry, but i'll try to keep it going.
- Wait but he can't.
He's immune to exhaustion, right?
- I'm immune to exhaustion.
- Yeah.
- Oh f*ck!
- That's some good-
- f*ck yea
- I feel awesome.
- Put out some of these
fires and k*ll people.
- Great.
- Maybe soften up isabella
so that i could just
Go in there with one final k*lling blow.
- My man, there you go.
- Hell yeah.
- Is that haste?
- Oh, that's haste.
I'm just gonna hand you that so you know
What's going on.
- Cool.
Okay, can i do an insight check to see
If fire would damage
these like fire demons?
- Make an arcana check actually.
- Don't you have now advantage on arcana?
- Not advantage but proficiency.
- No it's, proficiency.
- 10.
- You know that these
will not be hurt by fire.
These are devils.
You see other times that
other vox phantasma have tried
To do this and you're like,
"not gonna f*ck up that way."
- Cool.
- Rad, incredible.
- I grab priya and i get as far as i can.
I don't know if that's like my goal.
- Cool, make another athletics
check to lift priya up.
- Great.
I've lifted priya up.
That's a 10.
- You get priya.
- Yes.
- Oh no, no, sorry.
That's athletics, right?
- That's athletics.
- It's an 11.
- Ooh.
You get in under there.
Come on, come on, come on.
- Usually you work with me.
Okay, you're unconscious.
- You lift priya up in your arms.
Yeah, you are fully carrying priya.
- Oh, f*ck.
- Now these guys are all gonna go.
These guys listened to ricky.
They rush over here trying to avoid
As much of the flames as possible.
These guys rush here.
But they're like tryna
not bump into people.
These guys rush out of the way over here.
- Party-Goers.
- These guys turn to sprint.
They rush partially.
But pete, try to rush past you but can't
'cause it's too crowded over here.
And these guys all start
sprinting over here
For the staircase.
As fast as they can.
That's the bystanders.
I'm gonna need a wild magic roll from you.
- Oh yeah, right.
- Cool.
That's now going to be sofia.
- Me again?
Okay, so this block that kug put out?
- Mm hm.
- Is it damaged by fire at all?
- The block he put out?
- See it's the combination
of being on fire
And then put out. I want
to stomp through it.
I want to jump up and try to create a hole
In the ceiling and then get
to the next floor that way.
- Okay.
If you would like to do
that, you can give me
An attack roll.
- Okay.
- This is, okay, so you want
that like weakened part there.
- Yeah.
- I will let you do this
as an athletics check
Or as a attack roll. Your choice.
- I guess my attack bonus
is a little bit higher
So i'll do that.
- Cool, go ahead and roll.
Let me know what you get.
- Although, then if, okay, yeah, yeah.
- You got this.
- Got 14.
- Okay, 14 does not hit.
You may take your other
attacks if you'd like.
- Can i take my other attacks
and try to get through it?
Again?
- If you want to keep busting through,
You can do that, yeah.
- Okay, i'm gonna try again.
- 18 hits.
This thing's got a lot of hit points.
It's a full building.
But you can keep rolling if you'd like.
- I am going to, all right.
- Cool.
- Can you grab like the toilet,
- Gotta lot of hit points.
- And then jump off the water tower?
Or like drop the toilet
off the water tower?
So that you don't take damage?
- I want to do that.
Can i run back and then
try and throw the toilet
Through the soft spot?
- Okay.
- Or am i more powerful
than a full toilet?
- Can you just take a full dash action
And get down the stairs?
- I will say, so you've
taken your attacks,
If you would like to—
- Oh, i didn't roll for
damage for that other one.
- Go ahead and roll for damage.
Let me know what you get.
- 13.
- 13, okay, cool.
That one hit.
For your bonus action—
- And i still have.
- For your bonus action if
you'd like to make and attack
With the toilet you are welcome to.
If you feel that it might
be somewhat more effective
To smash a toilet on the ground.
- Okay, i'm gonna.
- Cool.
- Everyone's looking at
me, like don't do this.
- No, i think you
should absolutely do it.
- I'm about it, dude.
- I'm about it.
- If you can break it, we
can get the water tower
Directly down.
- Yes.
- I am gonna try it.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
- I'm going to grab the
toilet and try to throw it.
- I think this is a bad idea.
- Cool, make an attack roll.
- Okay.
- Come on.
- Oh please,
- This is your bonus attack.
- I've been rolling like dog sh*t.
I got a four.
- Cool.
You pick up the toilet, run over and
Smash!
Right on the ground.
The porcelain scatters,
you're about five feet off
From the weakened area of the roof.
The toilet scatters and is destroyed.
- I'm so mad.
I've been rolling like sh*t.
- I'm gonna need you to make a,
We'll need another dexterity
And another constitution check from you.
- Okay and it's disadvantage
'cause i have exhaustion.
- No, not savings rolls yet.
That's only ability checks.
- Oh, okay.
Okay, dexterity is 24.
- Successful, you
don't take more fire damage.
- And then, 18.
- You do not take another
level of exhaustion.
But you are probably over here
As this little piece of flame comes back.
- f*cking mad.
Why am i rolling like sh*t?
I need this to work.
- Isabella is still-
It's stunned til the
end of your next turn,
Correct?
- So, yes, she's not stunned anymore.
- Cool.
Ba-Ba-Bum, isabella appears here,
Next to misty.
- Aw, you b*tch.
- And he's going to go after misty.
- You come after my
friend, you come after me.
- Okay, i do see that literally
That is what's happening.
I'm gonna f*ck you up.
- Rad.
Jesus.
- I would like to...
Before you say anything, say
Where'd you get those
clothes, staten island?
And then roll,
- Oh my god.
- For cutting words.
- Cool.
- So that's a seven,
minus seven to whatever
f*cking amazing roll that you just did.
- Her first two attacks miss you.
One more attack is coming.
That one does hit.
- Minus seven?
- Oh sh*t.
- Yes, even minus seven, that one hits.
You take 14 points
Of damage misty.
- That all you got?
- And you feel something
burst inside of your body.
As isabella kicks you in the liver.
- Ooh, god.
What burst?
- I'm gonna need you to make
a constitution saving throw.
- f*ck.
Thank god i have a great constitution.
That's not true.
- At the beginning of your turn,
You take 11 points of damage
As something bleeds inside you.
- Also can i ask, isabella
entered the area of my—
- That's right, you roll damage.
- She needs to make a wisdom saving throw.
- Ooh, doctor.
- She takes nine damage or half if she
succeeded.
- The guardians around
you go, oh, who the f*ck?
You see she even says like,
get the f*ck away from me.
As she's kicking misty and they say,
Wait a minute. That accent
sounds pretty similar.
You're from f*cking jersey!
And start beating
the sh*t out of isabella.
Came over the f*cking bridge.
That's isabella's turn.
Misty, beginning of your
turn, you got that damage.
Now you may take your turn.
- Okay.
That's a lot of f*cking
demons down here, right?
- Mm hm.
- Yeah.
- sh*t.
Okay, so what i'm gonna do is
Misty step up to the floor above.
- Mm hm.
- I'm gonna grab my girl sofia.
- Hey.
- And i'm gonna say, you don't
want to be in this fight?
And then i cast dimension
door and i break us both down.
- I believe you can't cast
two spells in the same round.
- Can't i cast a bonus action spell?
- You can cast a bonus action spell
And a cantrip in the same round.
- But i can't cast-
- Don't believe
you can cast two spells
In the same round.
- Even with warcas- f*ck.
Well, maybe i don't do that then.
- No worries.
- But it seemed cool, right?
- It was really clever, yeah.
- It's really the thought that counts.
- Yeah.
I honestly appreciated the thought that
You even wanted me to be there.
- Cool thoughts.
- Cool thoughts.
- Is isabella infierno holding anything?
- She is not holding anything.
- Hmm.
- I'll leave
you here for right now.
- There's windows here right?
There's windows everywhere?
Okay, so i would like to...
- Oh, there's windows on
the sides of the thing?
- There are but they're
iron bound so you can't
Jump through them or smash through them.
- Oh, okay.
Then i don't feel as bad
about trying to break the roof
With a f*cking toilet.
- I still think it was dope as hell.
- No, it was, we were all—
- If it had worked
it would have been awesome.
- It would have been a coolish,
Water cascading down,
You
f*cking falling through.
- Perfect.
- Like fist pulled, like ready to go.
- Okay, is there a 30 foot
cube where it's just a bunch
Of demons but nobody that i'm—
- You don't know if
there's a 30 foot where—
- g*dd*mn.
- 'cause it's so packed up here.
- Yeah.
sh*t, i would like to cast
crown of madness on isabella.
Uh, no.
Maybe one of the demons
next to isabella infierno.
- Okay, awesome.
- Maybe f*ck it.
I'll just try it on isabella.
- You're gonna try the crown of madness
On isabella, correct?
- Yeah.
- f*ck her up.
- And it's
a wisdom saving throw.
Dc 15.
- You put the crown on
over her head and fire
Melts it into gold and it wisps away.
She says, oh cute little faerie, huh?
Listen, we're gonna be sending you back
To titania very shortly.
Maybe in a bag?
But it will be a nice bag, i swear.
- Nobody calls me cute
and gets away with it.
And then i look over to my pal ricky.
And then i look over to my pal ricky.
- Mm hm.
And i say, ricky, did you get buffer?
You get more buff?
- I think i did.
- Great, and i give
him bardic inspiration.
- Incredible.
- It's a d8, right?
- It's a d8.
- Oh, is it?
- Yeah, d8 now.
- f*ck yeah.
- Kugrash, it's you.
- Sweet.
I yell to-
Sofie's the only one up here, right?
- Yeah, well, i'm a make a
dash for it next time, yeah.
- Yeah, we gotta stop trying
to put out this fire, right?
This building's f*cked.
- I'm not gonna, i'm, yeah.
- Okay, cool.
I'm done f*cking around.
I'm going to break my
wildshape by casting a spell.
I'm going to break my
wildshape by casting a spell.
I'm gonna cast giant
insect on my three spiders.
- Hell yeah.
So that gives you, i
think, one giant spider.
- No, that gives me three giant spiders.
- Holy sh*t.
- Horrifying.
- These will be represented by one spider
And these two big c*ck.
- Yeah.
- Where are you putting them?
- I want to put them near
the stairs i guess, so they
Crawl down the stairs.
- Cool.
One, you see that a bunch of,
I think we can say that they'll
have the stats of a spider
But we'll put two of these
big buff roaches. - Oh sweet.
- And you see leading
them on a little strand.
Oh, kugrash, lord of the sewers,
I'm sorry for bailing
on that fight earlier.
- Yeah, don't f*cking do it again, man.
- I shall not.
As the spider spins its
web, so too you spin a tale
Of adventures here in
the greatest of cities.
- You're a bug, we- I'm a rat.
Let's not make it—
- Why are all your animals so posh?
- I don't know.
- And what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to kick a*s.
Am i right?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Who's with me?
- Go k*ll a devil, you idiot.
- Go ahead and roll initiative for them.
- Sure.
- Go k*ll a devil, you idiot.
- Oh, 18.
- Woo!
- Yah, yah, yah.
- Wait, why are they rolling damage?
- No, no, they're rolling initiative.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah.
- That's going to, that's kugrash.
So that's your action.
Anything else you're doing?
- No, i'm turning back into kugrash.
- Cool, get rid of that.
- Actually, you know what?
- Why don't you hop down to my arms?
- Yeah, okay.
I'm gonna jump down into sofia's way.
- Can you
roll an athletics check?
- Oh god.
- But won't i-
I'm catching him.
And i'm pretty athletic.
- Can i do acrobatic?
- You can do acrobatics, yeah.
- Good, okay.
- And i'm acrobatic too, i have the feat.
- I do a handspring.
Spot me, sof.
- Spot me.
- Oh f*ck.
f*ck my life.
I pulled my back.
I got a six or a seven.
- Um, great.
Give me, you can use—
- I have a reaction.
- You can use your
reaction to try to catch him.
- Yeah.
- Go ahead and
give me an acrobatics check.
- Okay.
I got 13?
- Kug, you take five points of damage
As you f*cking face plant onto the roof.
- Absolutely.
- I pulled my back.
- What is with my rolls today?
- I deserve this.
- Little pieces of toilet
stuck into your skin.
- I deserved it.
- You have little
toilet shards in your fur.
- Oh, we're f*cked.
- That's kug.
- Can you sh**t a fire demon?
Like with a g*n?
- I mean, maybe.
But who f*cking knows if it'll work.
- Okay, that's gonna be a bunch of demons
Starting their turn.
- f*ck.
- All right, these are new dice.
- They create fire as they
move so we have to like...
- We just have to k*ll them.
- Yeah.
- k*ll them, yeah.
- Every turn like 10
fire things go up and i
Had a water tower by a one.
- Go ahead and roll damage and
It's a wisdom savings throw, right?
- Wisdom saving throw.
- Cool.
- Do i just roll once for both?
- Roll once for both of them, yeah.
- Great, it's 16.
- 16, eh?
- And halved movement.
- Oh and if they fail
their movements halved?
- I think in general, an
affected creature's speed is
Halved in the area.
- Great, that's great.
- Ah, hell yeah.
Yeah, you see that your
spirit guardians wham, wham
Just wailing on these f*cking—
- Get 'em boy.
- Dope as hell as new yorkers
just beating the sh*t-
Someone's got like a
thick wooden bat, crowbar,
Just wailing on these guys.
Got your back, kingston.
These f*cking people, huh?
But they are still going to go.
This guy's gonna swing for misty,
This guy's now got full
attention from kingston,
Those are misses.
Wow.
That one misses kingston
every single time.
So it's gonna go for misty.
It's gonna be two hits and then
Last one's gonna be-
Six plus eight is-
Okay.
One's coming for misty again.
So misty, you're gonna
go ahead and take...
- f*ck.
- What are you at? -
- Oh wait, can i do bend
luck on one of those,
And subtract a d4?
- Go ahead.
There's two attacks and
there's a third attack.
Which one are you doing?
- Of the three?
- Of the three. One, two, or three?
- Oh, do i have to pick which
one to subtract a d4 from?
- Yep.
- Third attack.
Go ahead and roll.
- Subtract one.
- One is exactly as much
as you needed to subtract.
- No way.
f*ck yeah.
- That guy rolled something.
He got exactly misty's ac.
However, misty you still take
- f*ck.
- Jesus christ.
- That
And then these guys are coming after-
One of these guys is coming for ricky.
- I'm at 22 ac, right now.
- Jesus.
One of those is a hit.
- How?
- That's a miss.
Ricky, you take 7 points
Of slashing damage.
- Is that it?
- That's it.
Yeah, that ac got way the f*ck up there.
- You're next turn are you
gonna get to use four attacks?
- And then, the
sort of dragon-Headed devil
Is gonna go for pete.
- Yes, but i'm trying
to decide if i can...
- Where's that at?
- I am gonna need, by the
way, for people that have
Been hit, i'm gonna need
some concentration checks.
- Oh yeah, i got hit, so
that was seven points.
- Seven points, that was just a dc10.
- What do i add to it?
- Constitution savings roll.
- f*ck, i only got a nine.
- Okay, your shield of
faith on pete disappears.
Yeah, that vanishes.
And then i'm gonna need one from,
Kingston didn't get hit.
Misty, you got hit.
- I don't have any
concentration spells left.
- That's right the fear is gone.
So that's going to be...
- I realize the spiders didn't go
'cause i rolled really high.
I got like an 18 on them.
- Yes, but that actually
puts them before your turn.
- Oh, got it.
I got a 19.
- Oh wait, you got a 19?
- Mm hm.
- Oh, i'm f*cking crazy.
The bugs should go then.
The bugs go after you.
I'm actually gonna just
put the bugs on your turn.
- I don't add my charisma
with word of devotion to
My other savings throws, right?
- Uh, you just add.
It's just protection.
So you would get the plus three there.
- Oh, of my charisma?
- Of your charisma.
- Then yeah, i pass.
- Oh, then you still have shield of faith.
- f*ck yeah.
- There you go.
- Cool.
- Ba-Da-Boom.
That's going to be, we'll
have your bugs go in a second.
Dragon lady's going after pete.
That's two hits.
- How close is pete to me?
Am i getting an attack of opportunity?
- Oh yeah, you're there.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you absolutely gonna get an attack
Of opportunity if you want.
- Ooh, yeah, 27.
- So one d8 plus seven.
Okay, so eight but then
there also, they can't move.
- Oh wow, awesome.
- Yeah.
- You did eight points of damage?
- Yes.
- Dope.
That's going to be...
- Did any of them move?
- Who needs a shield of faith
when you have a sentinel?
- Pete, you take 16 points of damage.
- These guys already f*cked us up so much
And we have not hurt any of them.
And i don't know how to stop them.
- That's going to be, that's them.
Going to roll for some fire.
- Holy moly.
- I think i have
to go through the fire.
- No, i mean, like what can we do?
- Can we get out?
I mean, like, people need
to be able to get out.
- Hey, ricky, you have haste now
So you're about to go again?
- Yeah, but that
wasn't even my turn.
- Oh, okay.
- So just-
- Oh that was the devil's
- More of this fire starts to spread.
Let's have those bugs go.
- Okay.
Can i try, i wanna yell to
ricky for his fire expertise,
Hoping he hears out the window.
- Mm hmm.
- Hey, ricky, is there any
way for people to get out
Down there or should i have
my spiders make a web up here
And have people run to the roof?
- Make a freaking web, dude.
- All right, cool.
I'm gonna have the spiders.
I'm gonna yell for ricky,
People like you more, maybe you yell
And tell people that plan.
And then i want to have
the spiders go over
And create like webs down
so people can jump down.
- Ooh, i love this.
- So down here, like a
little like trampoline?
- Yeah, i want to make
like a bad flight landing.
- Gotcha.
Cool, cool, cool.
- So people can jump.
- Rad.
- And then we can start
ushering all these folks.
- And then we stop
worrying about the fire.
- Yeah.
- These guys are being very
chill considering they're
Standing next to three giant spiders.
- Yeah.
- I know.
- He sees this, oh, kugrash,
a trampoline of webbing.
Delightfully creative.
Myself and my compatriots
begin work at once.
Come take the strands from
my butt and weave them.
And they dip over the side.
- Make sure they don't get
too fancy with the webbing.
- Yeah, don't get, just
straight up, a regular—
- Jacob's ladder from the cat's cradle
Should do the trick.
- Oh can you throw like that
mattress down and have it
Cover the barbed wire?
- Oh, or even just like the couch?
- The couch cushions.
- I think i've done
enough for these people.
I need to k*ll some devils now.
- Dope.
- Oh, i should roll for concentration.
I had a concentration thing.
- But i don't think,
yes, you have to roll for
Concentration, that's correct.
- Haste.
- Oh no, where's the four?
- 18.
- f*ck yeah, great.
- Phew.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm glad.
- Still buff.
- I'm always buff.
- Ricky and ox, that's you baby.
You also hear screams of people
Down there on the lower floor.
- Ugh, i'm going to speak
to my ax, real fast.
- You see, your ax says, sir,
the time as come for action.
You are a hero.
Champion of new york city,
Accrued a questing blade.
From rome to london,
Moscow to beijing, heroes
of the chosen cities
Advance at the call.
Will you now deny your place?
- I was looking for more
practical advice but
I will...
- What does your heart tell you, hero?
- I'm scared i'm not going
to get all these people
Out of here.
- Fear, fear is necessary
for acts of bravery.
Do what you must.
Worry not about your chances of success.
- All right, i am just
going to take attacks
At this devil in front of me, i guess.
- Hell, yeah. Go for it.
- You could do like four attacks at him.
- So, i think i only get
three attacks 'cause it's
Like you only get to use one attack.
- One extra weapon attack, yeah.
- Oh f*ck.
- Did you get a d8?
- Can i use bardic for this?
- Yeah.
- You can use bardic.
- Okay, 15. Does that hit?
- 15 does not hit.
- f*ck.
- Neither of those attacks hit.
Then my last.
I'll use my haste attack.
That'll hit. 23.
- I think you hit.
- 23?
Okay, cool.
Awesome.
Yeah, 23 definitely hits.
- Oh, good.
That's 15 damage and then i'm gonna
Divine smite him as well.
- Oh sh*t, cool.
- How f*cked up does he look?
- Not too f*cked up.
- Second level divine smite him.
- Cool.
- Do fiends take an extra
d8 or is that just undead?
- From divine smite?
Oh.
- I'm not sure.
- Oh let me actually,
that's worth checking.
- I think it, yeah, 'cause
that would be f*cking helpful
For this fight.
- Yeah.
- Damage will increase by one d8
If the target is an undead or fiend.
- There you go.
- Okay.
- Woo!
- So if your burning a second level,
You're gonna add three d8 to that.
- Yeah.
- All right.
So come on please.
Okay, we're talking 14 damage,
- Hell yeah.
- On top of the 15.
- With that, so you like
miss him twice and he goes,
Ooh, tasteless, style-Less,
so last year darling.
And then you,
The ax connects and he goes from
looking pretty okay to f*cked up.
- Yeah.
- Then ox is gonna attack them as well.
- Go for it.
- And ox gets advantage.
- Good gig, good puppy.
- Okay, 17 plus four, yeah, 21.
- Oh, 17?
Wait, ox does 21 damage?
- No, that's his hit?
- 21 hits.
I was like jesus, this f*cking
dalmatian is out of control.
- Did you take three attacks or four?
- I took three.
- 'cause you get two actions, right?
- But.
- The second action only—
- Got it.
- It's only one attempt.
- It's only one weapon attack.
- Does ox also get haste
because ox is part of...
- Ooh, do i get the same spell?
- Actually, i think the
language of find steed
Is that any spell that affects you,
Affects your steed, right?
- Yeah.
- So ox has an extra
weapon attack as well.
- Okay, i'll roll that.
Is 14 gonna hit?
No, okay.
- No, 14's not gonna hit.
- All right, cool.
- But the first attack does hit.
- Two, five, plus four, so he does nine.
And then it's a dc11
strength saving throw.
- Aw, hell yes.
Ox leaps up and drags this
f*cking demon to the ground.
- So f*cking metal.
- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- He's the buffest dalmatian.
- In the future, by the way,
the prone thing is important.
Ox should actually go first
Because if ox had tried to prone—
- Oh yeah.
- You woulda gotten an advantage
on every single attack.
No worries.
But you see that you and ox are both
Filled with this illuminated sparkling
Dream magic as pete is just funneling.
And for the first time,
pete, you feel your magic.
You're like, "oh i've got this.
I f*cking know exactly
what i'm here to do."
- Can i make a minor action?
Or just to see what the
quality of the building is
At the moment?
- The fire's spread and now
the room is filling with smoke.
It's gonna start being these
Levels of exhaustion for people.
Even if they're not
standing in direct flame.
Now that the room is filled with smoke.
- Gotcha.
- Kingston, that's you.
- Uh, great.
Can i cast spare the
dying on that young man or
Young woman who was struck
down at the beginning
Of the fight by that demon?
- Uh, yes, you can.
- Great.
I do that, then i turn
around and cast a second
Level healing word on misty.
- Thank you, my son.
- Of course.
And that's for nine,
Sorry i can't do more.
- That's great.
- And then can i shout to everyone?
Everyone we're going off the roof.
There's some kind of device
being established there.
- It's a web.
It's a gross web.
- I'm gonna leave that part out, kug.
There's a device that'll get
us safely out of the building.
To the roof, post haste.
- The spider said it was
doing out of his a*s.
- Okay, kug.
- It's coming out.
It's big.
- Okay.
It's safe.
- Not too mention, it's
real sticky and it's picking
Up all the litter blowing by.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- There's some solo cups in there.
- All of kingston's spirit
guardians start going,
Listen to the man, he's
the f*cking vox populi.
Come on!
And everyone heeds.
Go ahead and make a deception
or persuasion with advantage.
- Great.
That's gonna be persuasion.
It's 21.
- f*ck yeah.
Everyone's like got it.
They just listen to your
authority and begin to
Turn around and head for the roof.
Peter, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, i pick up priya.
Can i see if there's anything
i can do to like help her?
Or she's just fully down?
- She is unconscious and
making death saving throws.
- Can i help her?
- Yeah, you can make a medicine check.
- Cool.
- Don't you have cure wounds?
- No.
My medicine check is seven.
- Cool, you jam some
fingers into, like cpr, but
- Cool, you jam some
fingers into, like cpr, but
You're also like holding her.
It does not work.
- I don't touch her mouth.
Okay, great.
Then, man, f*ck you infierno.
- Get out of here.
- I look at her and the demon next to her
And i cast fear.
- Dope as hell.
That's gonna be, is that
wisdom from both of them?
Can you double check that for me?
- Actually, hold on, sorry.
f*ck.
Everything is a concentration spell.
Everything i have.
So then you would loose haste.
- Aw.
Is it really helping?
'cause it's not giving you
an extra attack, right?
- Yeah, it is, it's giving
him one extra attack.
- One extra attack?
- I just missed two attacks.
- Oh yeah, i thought he was
supposed to give you four
And he only gave you three.
Um, okay.
- I think he's good.
- It's gonna be helpful
when i can move around.
- You also do have-
There are other spells,
Like you have banishment, you have...
- Which is concentration.
- Oh it is?
- Everything i have is
concentration except sleep.
So i'm gonna cast sleep.
- Hell yeah.
- Infierno and that demon next to her.
- That'd be so awesome.
I'd love to attack her
while she's sleeping.
- What level spell slot
are you gonna burn?
- Oh, four.
Wait, three.
- You burn three, cool.
- It's an extra two d8 for
each level above first.
- Yeah.
- So that's actually gonna be an extra,
So you're gonna roll nine d8.
Let's go ahead.
- Thank you.
- She has so much hp.
But maybe you'll knock out the other guy.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you may
knock out the other guy.
- All right.
- Here, i've got one for you.
- I needed four d8, right?
- Mm hmm.
- Nice, okay.
I got it, thanks.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
- Oh, that's good.
- 10, that's another 10.
- 34.
- So that's 34, 36, 41.
- 41 points.
You actually need one more d8 in there.
- Ah yeah.
- Oh nice.
So, seven.
- So that went from 48 to, is that 55?
- Yeah. - Oh yeah.
- Our boy here who's
just knocked prone goes,
Ha, this dog is such a...
Sand rips out of your hand
and he is fully asleep.
This is the most injured
demon you've been working
On ricky, falls asleep.
- And he's the only one?
An untouched—
- No one else gets touched.
- Which one of these are yours?
These two?
- But our boy, the unicorn-Horned
demon, is slumbering.
- But our boy, the unicorn-Horned
demon, is slumbering.
That's your extra, are you
gonna move at all or no?
- Can you carry priya up to the roof?
- Yeah, i'll start carrying
priya up to the roof.
- Dope.
You rush through here. You carry priya.
You probably can't make it
through all these people.
Give me an athletics
check to like jump over
And make your way through
but there will be some.
- Okay, yeah.
Athletics, 14.
- Cool.
You leap and run through this
crowd of people over here.
Tell me how far, you're just trying
To get as far as you can?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Cool.
One, two, three.
I'm gonna say you can get
all the way to about here.
- Okay, cool.
- 'cause all like crazy difficult terrain.
As you're carrying priya.
But they are gonna get
some attacks of opportunity
On you as you do that.
- Cool.
The one, the one right there?
- That one dragon lady's
gonna get an attack
Of opportunity on you and nails you for—
- Oh, i cast shield again.
- Okay.
Still actually hit.
- Okay.
With the dc...?
- With an ac of 20.
- 20, yeah.
- You still have shield of faith?
- Yeah, it still hits.
That's going to be eight damage to pete.
- Cool.
And i'm gonna need a concentration check.
I'm gonna need the
constitution savings roll.
- Aw, yeah, no worry.
- Hell yes.
Your haste is still there.
You rush through.
That's going to now be these
- I'm at 15.
- 15?
- Bystanders.
These guys rush over here.
And they leap.
- Yeah.
Let's roll for their leap.
- Oh no.
- Successful.
- Yay.
- They land over here in the
alley with the horrifying bugs.
- Good job, you weird
f*cking pretentious spider.
- The bounciness of the web is a secret
That i shall never tell.
- We don't need to know it.
- It's butt related.
We all know it's butt related.
- Yeah, i feel
like it's not a secret
If no one wants to know.
- Yeah.
- These guys come charging
up the stairs over here.
There you go.
These guys can't move past the demons
And are like trapped over here screaming.
These guys rush through
the flame and are like
Trapped in between,
- No.
- Flames over here.
- Oh, come on.
- These guys are like
rushing over this way
To get away from the steps.
- What's that big guy?
Is that an art piece or is that a person?
- Make a little like...
You were on the steps.
- 12.
Give me actually, put that into arcana.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, uh, 16.
- 16.
You look down as you're
fleeing the staircase.
There's something magical
about that statue down there.
- Okay cool.
- Is it willy?
- It's not willy.
- Ah.
- It is willy?
- That's willy.
- Absolutely, okay, great.
- East williamsburg! Real deep east.
- So you flee, rush over there.
I don't think there's anymore.
Yeah, these guys are like
trapped over here as well.
As the fire spreads, that's
going to go back and be sofia.
- Okay, i want to down
one of these floaters.
One of these red solo cup floaters.
- Cool.
- And then i'm gonna
take my movement to get,
I'm assuming that since
i'm such a wily little
New yorker monk, i can just
squeeze through everyone.
- You've trained with
jackson in this exact talent.
- Yeah.
And then i'm gonna use step of the wind
And that basically gives
me my movement to get here.
But i'd like to for
flavor, say that i jump.
'cause it also doubles my jump.
- Hell yes.
- So i'd like to from
the top of the stairs,
Just deny the stairs
the pleasure of my feet
And just jump on top of isabella infierno.
- Do you have battle
jump or anything like that?
- Nah.
- You—
- Oh, is she down there?
- She's down there.
You leap past kingston in
the midst of his spiritual
Guardians, no sweat.
- Okay, and then i'm
just gonna attack her.
- Cool, great.
- Excited to use step of the wind.
Does a 16 or 17 hit?
- Neither a 16 nor 17 hit.
- All right.
Go again.
That doesn't hit.
All right, well, i showed up.
- [imitates
rapid punches] yeah, you
Swing wildly for isabella.
That's going to be isabella's turn.
- Wisdom saving throw please.
- Yes.
Go ahead and roll damage.
- Uh, six, seven, eight.
- That's amazing.
- f*ck yeah.
- That's 22, 23.
Why can't i...
- 21?
- 21, is that what it is?
- 21?
- No, it's not.
- 15 plus 13?
- It's 22.
- 21.
- 21, it's 21.
Six, seven and eight is the
same as three sevens, right?
- Math is not my thing.
- You see that, yeah, your
new yorkers surround isabella
Reigning blows.
She looks, these guys are
dealing damage to her.
She is going to focus just on sofia.
- Bring it on.
I'm gonna real quick shield
and my armor class is 24.
- Hell yeah.
- Good luck, b*tch.
- I kind of want to get f*cked up.
- No, but if she misses.
- Then i can.
- That demon is right next to her.
- Everybody is going to get
f*cked up in this fight.
We haven't done anything yet.
- I wouldn't take damage on purpose.
- On her first hit, she deals you.
- She gets past 24 ac?
- Yes, she does.
- f*ck me.
- She deals you 23 points of damage.
- How you doing?
- I'm fine.
I want to get down anyways.
- She hits you again for another 13.
- She hits you again for another 13.
I'm going to need from you,
A constitution saving throw.
- Okay.
- Are you with the, nevermind.
- You are...
- How close are you to me?
- Is the range 10 or 30?
- It's just 10.
- 10, you are not within
- Okay, i have 15.
- You feel her rupture
something inside of you.
With some ki powered attack.
- She's a f*cking monk too? You b*tch.
Probably more powerful than me.
- That is isabella's.
- Don't even say it.
Don't you f*cking say it,
You're more powerful than her.
- Can i, i know it's not my
turn, can i roll insight to see
Which plane isabella is from?
And if it's earth.
- Oh, she's from hell.
She's fully from hell.
- Great.
- Isabella takes those
attacks and then disappears.
- No!
f*ck me.
- Vanishes and kug, you see
her appear here on the roof.
- She's up here, sof.
- f*ck me.
- That's isabella's turn.
Misty, at the beginning,
wait, you healed, misty.
- I got healed, yeah.
- You do not take
anymore damage from that wound.
- Okay, great.
- Oh yeah, if you get healed at all,
It stops the rupture, right?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it stops the rupture.
Misty, it's gonna be your turn.
- Great, i would like to cast,
Can i cast hypnotic pattern in like,
Oh f*ck, isabella moved.
Where'd she go?
- The b*tch is on the roof.
- On the roof.
- God, i hate her.
- b*tch is on the roof.
- Feel free to dimension
door us up there now.
- Yeah, i'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna grab.
- Nice.
- Can you grab me?
- No, i can only grab
one person, i'm sorry.
Um, i'm gonna grab sofia by the arm.
- Yeah.
- And we're gonna get this b*tch together.
- Yeah, can't mess this up.
- We dimension door up
to here and i'm gonna
Attack her with my rapier.
Can i do that?
It's an action to do dimension door,
So probably not, right?
- It's an action, yeah, can't do that.
- f*ck.
In which case,
We get up there and i also say,
And sofia,
You look 20 years younger than her,
- Oh my god.
- And i give her bardic inspiration again.
- What the f*ck?
You old b*tch.
- That's not true.
You old b*tch.
- I made my body from hell magic.
- Old b*tch.
- f*ck you, i'm an old b*tch?
You're the old b*tch, you old a*s b*tch.
- Come at me, you b*tch.
- Dusty a*s broadway bullshit, f*ck you.
- I lived in new york for
hundreds of f*cking years,
You think you can f*cking come for me?
- Oh, bite my f*cking a*s.
f*ck you.
- This is making sofia tear up, oh my god.
- You come for my friend?
- Misty's really going to bat for me.
Oh my god.
- Incredible.
So action, you dimension door.
You do anything else that turn or no?
- Uh, i mean, that's kind of all i can do.
I think i will like,
If i take a movement
back from her, will i-
Will she get an opportunity attack?
- No, you could, no, you
could dimension door so that
You're not standing right next to her.
- Right, great, yeah, i
would love to do that.
- Cool.
And then, do you have bonus
action or anything, or no?
- I mean, i bonus actioned...
- Yes, give the bardic inspiration, cool.
- The bardic inspiration
and i can't do two spells.
- Should we worry?
Should we put misty somewhere that's
Not one thing away from fire?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you put
her over by the toilet.
Put it there.
- Yeah, stick me in the toilet.
- Great, that's going to
be kugrash and his bugs.
- All right.
- Kugrash and his bugs.
- Let's see, so i'm guessing
that the spider webs
Are not going to be able
to save everyone unless i
Have the spiders like continually
work on the web, right?
- Correct.
- I can't have them just ditch it, cool.
Spiders, keep doing your
thing out of your a*s.
- Long have i waited
that command, my king.
- Can you summon more rats?
- I can.
How are you looking?
- I'm fine.
- You're fine.
- She's ruptured.
- I mean, i'm gonna rupture,
somethings gonna rupture
Inside of me but i don't mind getting low
'cause it makes me do more damage.
- I think me summoning
rats right now isn't a
Great idea because people are
bamf-Ing all over the place
And my rats are just
gonna die in the fire.
- What are they doing?
Bamf-Ing?
- Like going into something.
- So i am going to...
Do you have enough hp though
That cure wounds would actually help you?
- I've got a 21, but i
need to be at half hp
To get an extra radiant damage.
- Okay, so i'll leave you not healed.
How are you?
- Unless you want to or something.
- I'm fine, bring the rats.
- Okay, yeah, okay, then i will
use my crown to summon rats.
- Okay, yeah, okay, then i will
use my crown to summon rats.
- Where do you summon them?
- Where do i summon them?
I guess around infierno here.
- Will you make sure to
tell the rats my intimate
Backstory with isabella infierno?
- So basically, sofie was with dale,
Thought that he left her, didn't,
This lady, not a nice lady.
Kills dale.
- Not nice at all.
- Yeah.
- The king has proclaimed
this home wrecker a traitor.
- And then i'm going to do-
I am going to summon the spiciest pigeon.
- Whoa.
- That i can think of.
- Perry.
- My spirit totem of the
hawk which lets me us my
Reaction to give people
an advantage on attacks.
I'm gonna let you hit this lady.
- Thank you, god.
- So, yeah.
- Or rather, thank you, nod.
- All these f*cking
gross creatures appear.
There's bugs working down here.
There's a f*cking pigeon.
There's rats.
Hi, kugrash.
- Hey, perry, good to see you.
- Perry's just body-Rolling.
- God, you look great.
You really look great.
The crown suits you.
- You look good too, man.
- Go ahead and
roll attacks for your...
- It's like a dreamworks movie.
- My rats.
- For your rats, do
they all have advantage too?
- They don't.
I can use a reaction to
give one person advantage.
- Gotcha, cool, cool, cool.
Gotcha.
- Cool, so do three.
- Do you need another 20?
- I think these guys only have plus...
Okay, one guy got 16.
The other guys, i'm gonna
guess probably didn't hit.
- 16 does not hit.
- God dammit. Okay, none of them hit.
Shouldn't have sent these rats
- She's very good at fighting.
We find that this is hard.
- Yeah, i get it.
- Incredible.
- Is she impossible to be hit?
No, 'cause your spirit guardians, right?
Yeah.
- I'm also gonna use some movement.
I don't like that we're
all so close to each other.
I'm gonna get over by
this couch if that's cool.
- Ooh, kug, kick your feet up, huh?
- Yeah, i take it.
- Kug's taking this flight off.
- I take an epic nap.
- Oh, has this water
tower been putting out
More flames up here?
- Yeah, i'm gonna go ahead
and take this one and
This one away up here.
As the water tower continues,
i'm gonna take this
One away.
- I did something, ricky.
- Awesome.
- That's going to be these devils here.
- He can't move, right?
- Wisdom.
- He can't move but you
just say that this guy here.
- Makes a wisdom saving throw.
- They take either a
four damage or two damage
Depending on if they succeeded.
- Ooh, good one.
- Ba-Ba-Bum.
- Remember that one that was 21.
Remember that?
- Remember that 21?
That was cool. That was cool.
- Some low rolls today.
- Spirit guardians just
flicking their ears.
- Ow.
- Stop.
- This guy rushes over here.
And then peggy actually leaps.
- I thought she couldn't move?
- Oh, 'cause you hit her with a sentinel?
But it's a new turn for her.
- Is this?
Okay.
- This is new on her turn.
So your sentinel prevented
her from moving on
The last turn but she
wasn't trying to move on her
Last turn when she was attacking.
- Oh, okay.
- Now it's her new turn
and she's trying to attack
But she goes over and
uses her whole action
Just to wake up this guy over here.
- Do i get to attack her
'cause she moved next to me?
- Is that how a sentinel works?
Gives something?
No, she never leaves your
threatened area is the only thing.
So she doesn't trigger
an attack of opportunity.
And then he's going to actually take
Some swings at ox.
- Oh but when he attacks
ox, i get to attack.
- Oh yes, that is correct.
- Oh, dope.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Cool.
- 20 hits.
I hit him for 12.
- Hell yeah.
He's looking f*cked up.
He's going to turn to attack ox.
What's ox's ac?
- 13.
- 13, huh?
- With haste?
- Oh, 15.
- Plus two.
- Ooh, okay.
This guy attacks ox.
He first deals ox nine points of damage.
- Okay.
He only has 11 health, so.
- f*ck.
- He stands up, says,
This your dog? Dalmatian?
- Yeah, why?
- So pedestrian.
You're sort of a basic b*tch aren't you?
- How is that pedestrian?
- He incinerates ox.
- Ah.
- I go into a rage.
- Ox looks to you and says,
I'm sorry, ricky. Don't
worry, i can't ever die.
The dog's fine.
And
disbands into light.
- Okay.
- And that's going to be,
That's those guys going
there and then these guys are
Gonna take some swings on kingston.
Kingston, your armor class is 18.
You take 25 points of damage
From them slashing at you.
- Mm-Hm.
And then, take another two attack.
And each come at you with this fire,
That swirls around you
and does not touch you.
- Yeah, yeah that feels right.
- As it roars everywhere around you,
That's going to and then
that's the devils...
- Yikes.
- These guys are
partially surrounded by flame.
- Hey, do you know if willy
is cool with fire?
- I mean and this is all up.
- Can you scream to willy?
- I can't scry.
- But can you yell?
- My plan is to just go get his attention.
- Something's got to be wrong with willy
If he's standing there.
- I mean that's the problem.
- Oh my god.
I wonder if they're like
using his energy somehow?
- That's going to be, that's the fire,
Ricky, that's going to be you.
- I see that he just destroyed
my beautiful light dalmatian.
And i'm just going to attack.
Attack him.
- Cool.
- Well, if i turn the unholy,
they'll just be running
Around spreading fire everywhere, right?
Okay, i'm just going to attack.
- You can also use divine
smite multiple times in a turn.
- Okay, yeah, i might do that.
- Yeah, 'cause then you have three divine
smites. - We gotta k*ll some dudes.
- Yeah.
- Okay, does a 17 hit?
- 17 does not hit.
- f*ck.
- Does a 15 hit?
- 15 does not hit.
- 15 plus eight so 23.
- That definitely hits, yes.
- Okay, so i'll do on that one,
Then i'll just roll my third attack.
Okay, 20.
- 20 hits.
- Okay, so i'm going to do
a second level divine smite.
- So you're doing a second level?
- I'll do a first, should
i just see my damage
And then can i do it?
- I think before you roll
damage you should do it.
You know whether you've hit so you should
Announce what level spell
you're using to smite now.
- Since i've hit twice,
i'll do just a first level
On the first attack.
- Cool and that first
level's going to be three d8.
So you're going to roll
four d8, plus your modifier.
- So that's 14.
- Ooh.
- 19 plus seven, 26 on the first attack
On the guy who's very hurt.
- Ooh, he's looking extremely bad.
- Ah f*ck!
- Jesus, they are so f*cking strong.
- He's looking extremely
hurt with more than
- All right, then i'm just
going to regular attack
Him just to hopefully save
My divine smites for the next guy.
And that would be one d8 plus seven.
Eight?
- He looks at you and goes,
Oh so, what it's a problem
To come here and heat
things up a little bit?
What's wrong with a little fire?
- Everything.
- You, boom!
Bury the ax in his head
and in a burst of flame
He vanishes.
- Well, we k*lled one of them.
- Wow, it only took us
many rounds.
- f*ck.
- That's ricky.
Are you taking a movement or
Any bonus action stuff that turn?
- Um.
- You used all three attacks, right?
- Yeah.
- Kingston, that's gonna be you.
- Great.
How bad are you, pete?
- 15.
- 15.
- Is there like any area
heals that you have?
- Yeah, i have mass healing word.
- 'cause that maybe will bring priya up.
- Yeah.
- I think that'd be great.
- And that guy that was hurt next to her.
- That feels good.
Yeah, i'll cast mass healing word.
- Yes, thank you.
- So everyone is going to get nine hp.
- Great.
- Ooh.
- How many people is that that you can—
- I can give that to six so priya, pete.
- You should heal...
- We're on the roof.
- You're on the roof so you
can't hit misty, kug or sofia.
- Oh, so yeah, priya, pete, ricky.
- The person who fell.
- And that guy—
- Can you give any to,
oh, you can't see him.
- Those people who are
partially engulfed in flame.
- Cool, yeah, you can give
it to all those people.
- Great.
- And you did nine?
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Rad.
- And then can i use my
action to disengage from
These two and run for the stairs?
- Yes, you can.
- Upstairs or downstairs?
- Downstairs.
- Disengage downstairs.
- Oh nice.
- You rush past them
So that's going to be difficult terrain,
Your movements 30, right?
- Yep.
- You're gonna go 10, 15, cool.
You make it to the top of the stairs.
- Willy!
Willy, is that you?
- You see willy down there.
Frozen.
Something magical happened to him.
- Great.
- Awesome and your-
Spirit guardians disappear along with you.
- Do they hit the guy?
- It's only when they
enter or start their turn.
- Also, i should have made
a concentration saving-
- Yeah, go ahead
and give that concentration.
- Oh, 19.
- Hell yeah.
- Jesus christ, that was almost—
For like a true, like
three or four milliseconds.
- But hell yeah, you make
your way all the way there.
To the top of the stairs
and that's going to be,
So that's kingston's turn.
- I don't
like this combat at all.
- I don't either.
- Pete, my man, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, cool.
'cause priya's awake now, right?
- Yeah, you see priya,
Peter, you're carrying me.
- Yeah, um, we don't have time for this.
I need you to yell to
all your friends so that
We can brush past them
And run up to the roof really quick.
- Everyone, please give us
space to create something.
- My god.
We run and get up to the top of the roof.
- Cool, that's five, 10, 15, 20
Movement gets you up to the top.
- Ricky, i'm sorry, i'm going
To end your concentration.
I cast banishment on infierno
and send her to hell.
- Okay, she's going to
make a saving throw.
- Yeah, a charisma saving throw.
- As a devil she gets advantage
against magical spells.
This is going to be a box
of doom roll for sure.
- Yaga yaga yaga.
- What does she have to beat?
- I don't know.
- And i have my d8 cutting words ready.
- 16, that's pretty good.
- 16, she has to beat 16
and she has advantage.
- And you're gonna, you can do that?
- You're gonna cook.
- I'm going to do bend luck.
- Yeah, it's a reaction.
- And use two sorcery points to
Take a d4 away from whatever.
- Can you do that as bend luck?
Can you do that on your
action or is that a reaction?
- Oh it's um...
- If you banish her to hell
Is she just gonna be happy to be there?
Is that like banishing
someone to their home?
- Any creature you see
making an attack roll
And ability check or a saving throw,
You can use your reaction
to spend two sources.
So it is a reaction.
- It is a reaction.
Ya know, i think, can you use
your reaction on your turn?
- Yeah.
- I'll allow you to use
reaction on your turn if you
Want to use bend luck to do this.
- Cool.
- So cutting words and
bend luck are ready to go.
- So she's gone as long
as my concentration lasts.
- Yes.
- Yeah, so you can control that.
- But if it's interrupted,
she comes right back?
- Yes.
- But if it's not interrupted,
she doesn't return?
- Yeah.
- Oh, so for the full minute, got it.
Okay, so we can kind of make
the choice after awhile.
- Okay.
- Or you can make the choice.
- Mm hm, totally.
- Wait, so will she
stay there permanently?
- After a minute she stays there, i think,
Permanently was the-
Your intent to...
- Oh, if you can keep
her away for the minute,
She stays there permanently?
- "if the spell ends
before one minute has past,
Target reappears, otherwise
the target doesn't return."
- Wow.
- Cool cool.
- A minute is almost 10 rounds
of combat or like, yeah.
- Right, it's almost totally
your guys' call, right?
Like if you can get out of
harm's way, you can choose
To keep her there or
you just end the spell
Prematurely and bring her back,
Whatever works for you guys.
- I like the idea of having her gone,
And then just bring her back.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Like all of us in a circle.
- In a circle.
- She returns to the exact
point that she was at,
So we can all just be encircled.
- And then you're just
like
- Just preparing reactions.
- It makes a pop sound.
- Isabella gets a plus seven to this roll.
On a nine or higher, she succeeds.
However, bend luck and cutting words
Are both happening which
are going to subtract
From whatever the higher
of these rolls are.
Let's go ahead.
- Do you want to throw these on as well?
- I think you do.
I'll throw these first.
Let's do it ultra dramatics.
I'm going to let you know
what her highest roll is.
- f*ck.
- Maybe it won't even-
- 17 plus seven is 24.
- To get that under a 16,
you need to subtract nine.
- Nine.
- From the roll.
- And what's our possible-
- A d4 and a d8.
- So it's possible.
- You have to subtract nine?
- You have to subtract
nine from this roll.
- Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
- All right.
- Four.
- One.
- And one.
- This is not good at all.
- Wait, can i do,
oh no, nevermind. Okay.
Damn!
- f*ck.
- Woo, well well.
- I only have one more bardic
inspiration to give out.
- Pete and misty both do
like a f*cking ghostbusters-
She says, you f*cking b*tches.
I'm not going anywhere.
And infernal runes surround her.
I f*cking stole santa's list.
I got that fat f*ck off his f*cking sled.
I am going to marry robert moses.
- Oh my god.
- What are you f*cking james bond villain?
- Who you wanna marry?
- You just f*cking telling
us you're entire plan,
You idiot.
- Oh my god.
- I'm kinda glad i
didn't send her to hell.
- Yeah.
- We got a lot of good info.
- Incredible.
So, that's pete's turn.
But priya is off here to the
side, well out of harm's way.
That's pete.
I'm going to need a wild magic roll.
- Oh yeah.
Oh, i didn't do one last time either.
- Give me one
for last time as well.
- 19.
Three.
- Three for last, rounds over at two,
So that's no surge yet.
- Ooh.
- sh*t.
- These guys are gonna go.
These guys leap off.
Welcome to the web we weave.
I'm a big bad boy.
- Is it just the spider? - He can't
hear the spider's language, right?
'cause only-
- No they just kind of
- Did the spider
put a little beats speaker
In the web so it's its own little party?
Like it's a host?
- I would bet it's like a sticky slide so
It's just a really slow screeching sound.
- The brutal reality prob'
of it is probably that
They're just thick spider webs,
People are falling like 30 feet,
Hitting the web, slowing
down a little bit,
And then falling 15 feet,
like rolling their ankles.
So hurt.
- Like being
caught in marshmallow.
- These guys go unconscious
Down here because of the smoke.
- Oh sh*t.
- These guys rush
over here, coughing horribly.
- This is the only way out?
- That's the front door,
That's the only way out, right there.
Then these guys are still
pinned in by demons.
Then these guys are still
pinned in by demons.
As are these guys.
These guys make a rush through the fire to
Try and get out.
Let's roll a dex save for them.
You see that one of them
falls to the flames.
- No matter what,
there's a lot of innocent
Casualties on our hands.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, f*ck.
- Yeah, truly.
- It was on the f*cking dice.
- We have like the best..
- The dice have...
We've been in...
- Not if i can help it.
- We've been saving a lot of people.
- Yeah.
- f*cking big a*s fourth
level spells are getting
These people out of here.
- Yeah.
- Sofia, that's
gonna be your turn.
- All right.
- At the beginning of
your turn, you're injured.
You didn't get healed last turn, right?
- No.
- At the beginning of your turn, you take
Seven points of damage.
- Okay.
- That's pretty low.
- It's fine.
- I'm also going to need another
constitution saving throw.
- Another constitution saving throw.
Mm, that's not going to
save unless a seven saves.
- A seven does not save.
- It's not at 10 feet.
- No.
- Okay.
- Hey, i am now.
- More smoke goes into your lungs.
Your speed is halved.
- That's fine, i not down
to go anywhere right now.
- Okay, hold on, how do i do math?
Oh, 14, okay.
- Don't you have?
- Do you have like a
super powerful attack?
'cause i got that spicy pigeon.
Perry's spicy as hell right now.
- Wait, what did you say?
What does he do?
- I can give you advantage on an attack.
- Yeah, you gave me advantage, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So i'm gonna do that.
- So i'm saying if there's like a—
- On one attack.
- I'm 100% going to attack.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, i don't have any like—
- I'm just wondering if
there's like a powerful thing.
- Cool.
- No.
- Regular attack then.
- Nat 20.
- Yes.
Yes, perry, good job, buddy.
- Spicy.
- Hi, sofia.
We believe in you.
You see that with all the
rats and pigeons and sh*t,
La gran gata shows up
perched on this little
Spire up there.
- f*cking finally.
- I knew you could do it.
I believe in you.
- This is my kind of party.
- So do you get double the...
- So i get,
I also get to add,
I also get to add, what's it called?
A d4 radiant damage.
So then does that also
double 'cause i crit?
My d4 radiant.
- Your d4 radiant damage, if
you're below half, does, yep.
That's gonna be 20 plus
A four plus, do i add my
proficiency bonus twice?
Because when i crit because
i add it for to damage
For hex blade.
- Numerical modifiers
don't get doubled in 5e,
Only dice get doubled in 5e.
- Okay, so i do 27 damage on my first hit.
- Jesus christ.
Then i'm gonna go to attack
her again for a regular attack.
Does a 24 hit?
- 24 does hit.
- f*ck 'em up, sofia.
- That's not great?
- We're all here to watch,
most of us are on the roof.
- Remember to add radiant damage.
- Right.
- That's bad. - Your ki
empowered strikes are going nuts.
- Two, seven, so another 10.
And then i'm gonna flurry of blows,
So i'm doing both my smaller attacks
That's a nat one, so it's not gonna hit.
But does a 21 hit?
- Does she—
- 21 hits.
- Does she get advantage
because of the rats?
She's completely flanked, right?
- She is completely flanked.
I actually don't think flanked
In 5e does give you advantage.
- You might need pack
tactics or something.
- I think maybe.
- Yeah, you need pack tactics, yeah.
- You're right.
- You right.
- And then another 13.
- Nice, jesus.
- So 27 plus 13 plus 10.
- 40?
- Yeah.
- Oh wait, no, no.
More than that.
I didn't add my proficiency
bonus to the second two.
So it's actually plus six more.
- 56.
- 56 damage.
- She has gone from looking
a little bit scuffed to
Looking well and fully injured.
- And while i'm here, i'm
gonna stunning strike,
Roll a f*cking thing.
I don't know if i can do that.
Oh wait, do i need to, oh i don't need to,
It doesn't say anything about me needing
To wait til i have a
short rest or anything.
I have the ki points, so yeah.
- Cool, go for it.
- So then i also want
to stunning strike her.
- She succumbs to that.
- You go,
And again, these like big
cat paw golden light mitts
On her turn, she beats a full retreat.
Voom.
And kingston, you see her appear
Here in the flames down below.
As her only bonus action she is stunned.
But you clock the
ever-Loving sh*t out of her.
- Thank you to the spicy pigeons.
- That's isabella's whole turn.
Misty, that's gonna be you.
I'm gonna need a
constitution saving throw.
- Oh really?
- Yep.
- Okay.
- Actually no,
i think your silver shoes-
- f*ck.
- Your silver shoes actually
protect you from this.
Nevermind, you're good.
Just tell me what you're
gonna do on your turn.
- Sorry.
Okay.
- That'll be a gif.
- Can i sense where
isabella infierno went?
Or am i just like...?
- Give me an arcana check.
- It's a spicy little five.
- You have no idea where she went.
She just vanished.
- I'm kinda dumb.
- Cool.
But i heard them yelling
about willy, right?
- Yeah.
- That willy
is on the first floor?
- Yeah.
- So can i misty step
down to where willy is?
- Sure, absolutely.
- Great then i'll do that.
- Bonus action,
You misty step down to where willy is.
- And then i smack willy
in the face and then i say,
Wake up, you big pile of bricks.
- Is there anything
you're doing mechanically
In this moment to willy
to give him something
Or to use, 'cause you see
he's like disempowered.
He's like shut down.
- Oh, okay.
Well, i am familiar with willy.
Willy and i go back a long time.
Can i check that all of his
sigils and runes are correctly?
Can i check that all of his
sigils and runes are correctly...
- Absolutely, go ahead and
give me an arcana check.
- God f*cking dammit.
I'm really not that great at arcana.
- You start to align the sigils
And runes on him.
Let me see, i'm gonna
roll something over here.
If you want to burn some kind
of magical power of yours
To like put it into willy.
- Can i yell up to kingston,
you know or have which order
This is supposed to go?
- I have no idea.
- Yeah, can i like burn a—?
- You can do a bardic
inspiration or you could do...
- Yeah, i'll give you my
final bardic inspiration.
- I just rolled a nat 20 over
here, so i'm gonna allow it.
- Great, thank you.
- You go like, snap out of it.
Slap and
fae magic glimmers out of you.
Misty moore.
- You're looking great.
- You're as beautiful as ever.
- Stop.
- What a mishegoss!
- It's bad, right?
- And willy begins to
animate under your power.
That's going to be, that's misty's turn.
Kug, that's you.
- Oh boy.
Okay, all right spideys
keep making that web
Nice and bouncy.
- My butt grows sore from the
efforts of all this labor.
- Keep doing it man, you're doing great.
Love ya, love your work.
Oh boy, i'm up here with nobody.
I'm just a f*ck, ba-Ba-Baa.
- Brennan, i have a question.
If i had stunning strike her for
The very first time i hit her,
Would that have given
me advantage on attacks
On the rest of my attacks that turn?
- I believe so, yeah.
- Cool.
- Well, you live, you learn.
- You live, you learn.
- Wow.
- Same, same.
- I'm gonna walk over
to the, oh god dammit,
Why is everything
A f*cking concentration spell?
- You'll have advantage on
her though if you attack.
- You're sure you don't
want a cure wounds?
- At this point, what if we wanted to?
- I'm gonna do it 'cause
i don't want to lose
My concentration and,
- Yeah.
- Doom everyone to die.
- That's fine, that's fine with me.
- Cool, so i'm gonna go ahead and do a—
- I'm definitely going
to get f*cked again, so.
- Yeah, let me do, why not?
I'll do a third level cure wounds on you.
So what is that?
So that'll be three d8.
Come on.
- But that does mean that
she's stunned right now.
Like kingston and anyone
that attacked her right now
Would get advantage on her technically?
- That's correct, yep.
- 18.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
And then i'll see, do i want to do
Anything with my bonus action?
I don't think so.
Maybe i'll, i'm sorry rats.
I walk over.
You know what, i'm gonna stay.
I'm gonna move away from
the fire a little bit.
I'm gonna move myself
over like here maybe.
- Cool.
- I'm gonna send my
rats down to mix it up.
- Cool.
- Mix it up, rats.
- The rats leap down
And create a little barricade
In between the fleeing people
and these other demons.
- So brave, god bless these brave rats.
- Chosen of the rat king, we salute you.
Incredible.
- So they get to attack, right?
- How much their movement?
- Doesn't say on here.
- I got it.
Rats swarm, rats swarm.
Keen smell, speed, i don't see-
- There's no speed on these cards.
- How weird.
I'm gonna say that they
have a speed of 30.
- Okay.
- I don't think they can
take attacks down there.
- All right, so they just get down there.
- That's gonna be the devils.
- This one turns around to face.
- Do they take, are they
within 15 feet of me?
- Oh yeah, this one is.
- There's one on the stairs.
- Great.
- Yes.
- There's two devils?
- 12 unless they resist.
- A cat.
- A cat.
- What there's a cat?
- They fell.
- It's your cat.
- 12 unless they resist.
- His human, that human.
- Aw, he's so cute.
- It's a wisdom.
- Look at all
you've got, la gran gata.
- In which case it's six.
- Hi baby.
- There are three demons that
are taking damage, right?
'cause they're all crowded
around the top of the stairs.
- There's three there?
- Yeah, there's three.
- Yeah, all three of them are there.
This one's going to take
some swings at ricky.
Those are both misses.
What's your ac right now?
- It's just 20.
- Just 20.
No, you still have haste right?
- No, i broke it.
- Oh no, you broke it, yeah.
- I broke it to try banishment.
- Just 20.
Oh, but that actually, those all miss.
That's incredible.
So that misses you.
- I also want to shout down
to everyone and just be like,
Just for the record, my sort of animosity,
My vendetta against isabella feels settled
Because i kicked her a*s
and stunned her twice,
So don't worry about saving
some finishing blow for me.
- You take 14 points of slashing.
- I do?
- Do i get an attack on whoever did that?
- Uh, yes, you do.
- Okay.
- I take 14 points slashing damage..
- What are you at?
I'm at...
- Nat one.
- Geez.
- I'm gonna need a constitution
saving roll from you.
- You get plus...
- Plus three.
- Plus three to that.
- Plus three to my
constitution saving throw.
- 24.
- Hell yeah, you do not
lose your spirit guardians.
They continue to wallop the
demons surrounding this place
- Dang
- f*ck yeah.
- Those are some hardy spirit guardians.
- That's gonna be...
- Turn the unholy a bad idea?
There's just so many of 'em right now.
- Jesus.
- f*ck.
- At ease.
- These people are
just screaming over here as the
Demons rush past them.
- Can you tell the golem to
bust a hole in the bottom wall?
- These people
are consumed in flame.
- f*ck.
- No!
- Oh you're gonna have
the golem bust a hole,
- Who's consumed in flame?
- That's so good, i could
just jump over the wall
Then and get people in there.
- These people down here.
The fire spreads to them and
is starting to burn them.
- You see that they are at...
The fire has created basically
two death save failures.
- Oh my god.
- And then, so actually in
that case, i will leave them
In that space.
- So we can see their burning corpses.
- Their burning corpses, yep.
- Great, good.
- That's going to be, um,
that's the fire spreading.
The devils have gone.
And that fire up there spreads
a little bit more as well.
- Man, how did this happen?
- That's going to be
ricky, that's you man.
- Uh, how f*cked up do
the devils around me look?
- Each of them looks hurt,
But not close to being on their last legs.
- Okay,
I might just turn the
unholy 'cause like even
Though they're spreading fire everywhere
I feel like that's better than...
- So the fires spreading
off the fires, so.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Cool and you have the ability
To turn fiends as well, right?
- Yes.
- Oh wow and they don't have
advantage against the save.
- And it's like...
- Oh, they've been rolling
with advantage this whole time?
- On everything.
They're just magic.
- Oh, f*ck man.
- That's why.
- Everything within 30 feet of me.
- Cool.
- Nice.
- So, yeah.
- Is isabella infierno
within 30 feet of you
'cause she's just down the stairs?
- Oh yeah.
- She maybe, let's see.
- I think i have line of sight, right?
- Yeah, i think you do too.
- Yeah.
- Yep, she's within line of sight of you.
- And wouldn't she get
some sort of disadvantage
'cause she's stunned?
So can she not do a saving throw as well?
- Um, let me double check that.
- Rules, rules.
Rules, rules, rules.
- No, she doesn't roll with disadvantage.
I'm going to roll for them right now.
Your dc on that, ricky, is 14, i believe.
- What is?
- I had that over here.
You can double check that.
- Okay.
And it's a wisdom saving throw, correct?
- It's a wisdom saving throw, yes.
It's just i add my charisma to it.
- Are you rolling for all four of them?
- I'm gonna roll for
the three demons first.
Jesus christ.
People won't believe me.
So hold on, i'm going to
take a little picture.
Um, insane.
What do you say?
It is never funny to play with fire.
- You lift your ax on
high, you hear the distant
Celestial barking of ox,
All three of them [imitates
expl*si*n] are blinded
By holy light.
And all three of these turn to flee.
We are sorry.
We didn't understand.
We will never play with fire
again, you big buff man.
- And then.
- And i'm gonna roll
for isabella real quick.
Cool.
Isabella does not turn to flee.
- You're so wise.
I hate it.
- Should i just run down through the fire?
See if i can.
- So that's your action, yeah.
- I guess i'll just run
downstairs through the fire.
- Cool.
- To stand next to her.
- Awesome.
So you're gonna go.
None of them can take
reactions, they're all fleeing.
That's insane that you just
turned those three devils.
- Whatever, dude, i'm really lucky.
- So it's gonna be five, 10, 15, 20, 25.
You are immune to the
effects of inhaling smoke.
I am gonna need—
- Have you used slot points today?
- I forgot the first two times.
- But i am gonna need
some dex saving throws
- But i am gonna need
some dex saving throws
To not take fire damage.
- Okay.
- Give me three of them.
- Three dex.
- Do you still have bardic or no?
- Where's my dex?
- Oh yeah, have you used your bardic?
- I used it.
- Nine doesn't succeed, roll again.
- Nine plus my, do i
add my charisma to that?
- Oh yeah, you do add that.
So you actually do save that, roll again.
- Okay.
That's more.
- Success.
- More.
- You rush through the flame
Unharmed and get down there.
You're right next to isabella.
That's ricky, that's going to be kingston.
- Great, can i use a
healing word to pick up
One or two of those people
who've fallen right there?
- Yes, you can.
I'm gonna say go ahead,
there's two of them there.
You're not doing a mass
healing word but there are just
Two of them that are clumped there.
Give me a medicine check real quick.
That's 27.
- You hit them both with a healing word.
They both stand up.
- Great and then i'll use
sacred flame on isabella.
- Hell yeah.
- She needs to make a
dexterity saving throw.
- Yeah.
You've got advantage or something.
- Do you roll an attack on them?
- It's you rolling.
- Oh okay, got you.
- Cool.
So good ahead and roll damage.
- Five, six.
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah.
- Incredible.
That's going to be,
kingston, that's your turn.
Pete, that's you.
- Cool.
I am going to run and jump off
I am going to run and jump off
The building onto the juicy
Net.
- Spider.
- And then run in through
the front door to face...
- Dope.
If you want to just
jump to the front door,
To conserve movement,
you might take a little
Bit of damage, but you
are welcome to do that.
- I'll do it.
- You take four points of damage.
- Cool.
- And you.
Priya goes, peter,
something's changed about you.
- Bye.
- And i back flip.
- You leap down.
You are standing in
front of the door and can
Feel the heat coming in
from the door over here.
- I can't take someone with
me when i blink, right?
- You can not take someone
with you when you blink, no.
- Oh, okay, dang.
Okay, then i'll cast fear on her.
- There is a shut door unfortunately.
- Oh, is it locked?
I can't get in?
- You don't
think you can get in.
With blink you could but unfortunately no.
Yeah, there's a door.
You can see there's a door
And like a solid concrete
thing right here.
- All right, yeah.
I blink, i do blink.
- Cool.
- Blink in and unlock it on the inside.
- Go ahead and roll to see if you go into
The dream realm.
- So 11 or higher?
- 11 or higher you go dream realm.
- 10!
- No.
- No, wait, i do.
- Is it plus your modifier?
- Do i add anything to that?
- I don't think you add anything to that.
- Okay, i'm going to use
dual soul which is advantage
On, oh, a saving throw.
No, no, wait.
Where am i?
It's, oh sorry, tides of chaos.
- Cool, yeah, do that.
- Advantage on a roll.
- Yeah, i'll let you do that.
- Eight.
- Oh no.
- I'm just banging on the steel door
After looking so cool.
She sees me go, bye.
And then here's me go,
f*ck, no, f*ck.
- Go ahead and roll wild magic for me.
- Oh great.
- Three!
- Oh sh*t, well, at least
we get to pick this time.
- Oh yeah right.
- Between the two things.
- Yeah.
- At least you're kind
of away from people.
- Yeah, true.
- That's true.
- I'm behind a steel door.
- Maybe you'll get
something that's like...
- Melts steel doors.
- Yeah.
- Put out all flames in a
building in front of you.
- Hurricane.
- A tidal.
- A very wet hurricane.
- Hell yes.
Hold on one second.
- Building has been put up to code.
- Wow, that's so specific,
That was in the dm's guide?
- Something of your choosing.
- That's crazy.
- We're all like trashed.
- I know, i am too.
- Yeah, i feel like you
had the only nat 20.
- Yeah and that was when
i had the advantage.
- Yeah.
- Holy sh*t.
You feel two kind of
things happening right now.
One of them makes you,
you can get really strong.
Or you can go somewhere you want to be.
- Go somewhere i want to be.
Appear next to infierno.
- You go.
You feel this weird warping chaos energy.
And then you appear momentarily in like
It's something like sydney, australia.
Hong kong, paris, something,
something, something.
And reappear here next
to isabella infierno.
And reappear here next
to isabella infierno.
- Hi.
- Hey, b*tch.
- That's then going to be bystanders.
These guys hop off the roof.
Welcome to the alley.
These guys charge up here.
More people getting ready.
Priya's over here.
And then these guys make their way
Up as fast as they can.
They're all rushing.
Then these guys are going
to take a sprint for it.
Make it all the way here to the steps,
Past the rats,
Keep going, keep going, you can do it.
And then that's going to be willy.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
He gets right over here.
He looks at these people
over here and says,
What should you wait in the corner for?
You want to get out or you want to roast?
Um, that's going to be, ba-Ba-Bum,
Sofia.
- Okay, i want to shout out
to la gran gata and be like,
Is there like something
you could turn up there?
Is there something that
could be turned up there
That would like release all the fluids
From the water tower?
- La gran gata says, i
have given you all this
Magic, why don't you find out
if there is a way to do it?
- Okay, yeah.
I was gonna use a mage hand,
i wasn't asking you to do it
But i was just asking you
to do the visual survey.
- Of the place?
Maybe?
- Mother f*ck.
- Cats, man.
They're just so f*cking flighty.
- They won't do what you want.
- I guess, you know what,
i'm not even going to be
Able to get in until
the door's open anyway,
So maybe i'm just gonna
run up on the water tower
And see if i can just make a
bunch of water come out of it.
Is that like a waste of a turn?
- No, i don't think so.
- Okay, yeah, i'm just gonna
jump up on the water tower
And look for like some kind
of spigot or something.
- Make an investigative check.
- This is a f*cking waste of time.
- Just sprint through.
I bet you could get close to the top.
- Yeah, this is a waste of time.
Well, i could sprint through.
But i could also just
jump down but then there's
No doors open or anything like that.
- I think willy's about
to open the door, right?
- Yeah, which is why i was
like maybe i use a turn.
- You also have like better
attacks than pete and stuff.
You might be able to break down the door.
- That's true.
- Okay, i'm gonna run and jump off.
I got slow fall.
- Cool, you're good.
You don't need to roll sh*t.
- It's all good.
And then i just want
to break down the door.
- Cool, you can either make attacks
Or you can do athletics
checks, whatever you want.
- Um, i'll make attacks.
- Cool, go for it.
- 12.
- 12 does not hit.
- 26.
- That definitely hits.
- Okay, i hope this thing is f*cking weak.
Okay, so, 10.
- Do you add your radiant?
- Radiant, no, 'cause i'm above.
And that's also not going
to hit, so just 10 damage.
- 10 damage.
Bang!
Hit the door hard.
It buckles a little bit under your fist
But does not burst open.
- God damn.
- Cool.
- That's sofia.
Also beginning of your
turn, you take, oh no,
You got healed, right?
- I got healed.
- Sofia, you're banging on the door.
Isabella infierno steps back.
- Does he get an attack of opportunity?
- You do get an attack
of opportunity on her.
- If she does, what is she doing?
- She's stepping out of your
range so you get an attack.
- Okay.
Sure
- 19 hits.
- Ooh.
- Scariest fistful i've
ever seen, brennan.
- What is that for?
- A 12?
- A 12 damage to her?
- I can't divine smite on that, can i?
- On a reaction?
Yeah, you can divine it.
- Okay, cool.
You can divine smite on a reaction.
- And then that would be two d8?
- If you do a first level
spell, it's three d8.
- Oh, 'cause she's a fiend?
- Yeah.
- Okay then, i'm just
gonna do the second level.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- f*ck her up.
- That's four d8?
- Four d8.
- Okay, so.
- Yeah.
- That's 11, plus eight.
- f*ck yeah.
- Jesus.
- 19 plus the 12 that i originally, 31.
- Wait, you just dealt, how
much smite damage did you do?
- 19 smite damage.
- Jesus, uh, yeah.
You see your ax says, cleave
true, brave firefighter.
Flex your pecs.
Ax connects.
She steps back and she says,
All you f*cking b*tches are gonna burn.
You're all gonna burn.
Raises her hands and fire
leaps from her fingers.
Raises her hands and fire
leaps from her fingers.
I'm gonna need dexterity
saving throws from
Pete, kingston, misty, and ricky.
- I have advantage.
Does this count as a performance check
Or just a regular dex check?
- It's a dexterity check.
- What if i do it in a real jazzy way?
- Are you guys within 10 feet of me?
- I'm not.
- I am.
- Am i maybe?
- Pete is, kingston and misty are not.
- You add three to it.
- Oh okay.
- 10.
- Ooh, i got a...
- 14.
- 9.
- 23.
- Even with advantage?
- Even with the three?
- Adding the 3, yeah.
- My dual soul says i get
advantage on saving throws,
Versus enchantment, or possession.
- This is not what's happening here.
- All right.
- So, 14.
- 14.
- Something else?
- 10.
- 23.
- 23.
- Or 19.
- My man who knows how to handle fire.
Get those dice out of here, dog.
- 11.
Um, misty, kingston, pete,
Each take 17 points of fire damage.
Ricky takes eight.
- 17 points of damage.
Boy, i'm at nine.
- Super low.
- 17, as am i, i'm at nine.
- I'm at three.
- No.
- Can you do another mass
healing word or are you out?
- I have one third level spell slot.
- 23.
- Misty, it's gonna be you.
You're surrounded by fire
that's actively burning you.
- Okay, sick.
- Where are you, misty?
- Hell yeah, hell yeah.
- Over here.
- Over there in the corner.
- Where he used to be, the golem.
- Yeah.
- Can i misty step like
on her f*cking back and
- Can i misty step like
on her f*cking back and
Then stab her with my rapier?
- Yeah.
- That is what i'd like to do.
- Absolutely.
- Tight, tight, tight.
- You vanish, so you don't
take that extra damage
Going through the f*cking wall of fire.
You appear, go ahead and
make your attack roll.
- Great.
That is a natural one.
No!
- You reach up.
All your nice silk sh*t is on fire.
You're like ah.
You reach out with your rapier.
You have a hard time landing that blow.
Anything else that turn?
- I mean, i used my bonus action.
I'm out of bardic inspiration
and i used my spell.
- There you go.
- Can i use, oh no,
'cause that would also be a bonus action.
- Kug, that's gonna be you.
- Oh boy.
- Kug's been on the roof this whole time.
- I have been on the roof this whole time.
I gotta keep concentration
'cause otherwise
The spiders will go away.
- Do you have to be line
of sight for concentration
Or what?
- No.
- Okay.
- I just need to not get hit.
- Sure.
- You know what, okay, so
those devils are running away.
Basically, i just gotta
get down there somehow.
Or else, i could try to get
on top of the water tower.
I wonder if, is the roof
leaking that all now
That this been fires going on for a bit?
- Yes, it is.
- Okay.
- f*ck it up.
Throw that tv down there.
- Now i'm gonna do some shiesty sh*t.
Would you allow me to do this?
I would like to... Buh ba ba...
I wanna misty step up here,
Turn into a bear,
And try to knock the
whole f*cking thing over.
- Okay, it's a similar
situation to what was
With sofia and you as the ape.
If you're trying to turn her into a bear,
You're gonna need a pretty wild
athletics check to do that.
You're gonna need a pretty wild
athletics check to do that.
- Okay.
- What if you just tried to go down here?
- Oh yeah.
- Would it be like weaker at the base?
- Okay, maybe i'll just
run to the base then.
- Okay, maybe i'll just
run to the base then.
- Cool, you run to the base.
You wild shape into the form of a bear.
- I might not wild shape yet.
Okay, so five, 10, 15, 20.
So i'll just take the
damage from the fire.
And use my movement to get over here
To kind of check it out.
- You take eight points
of damage from the fire.
- Oh, i gotta roll concentration.
That was stupid as f*ck.
- Gotta beat a 10.
- Beat that. 17.
- Hell yeah, great.
Cool, you make it to the water tower.
- Do i see, does it look weakened at all?
- The base, if there's water in there,
The base is significantly
weaker because of all
The weight on top of it.
- Okay, i'm going to cast
a third level thunder wave.
- Okay, i'm going to cast
a third level thunder wave.
Just like hit the ground.
- Ooh, yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- I want to get like under it
and it's got like four posts.
- Yeah.
- Do like the little five foot range
And just hit every post.
- Won't it just break
and fall onto your head?
- If you do it like on these ones,
It'll go in the right direction.
- You scurry under the water tower.
You see la gran gata up
on the water tower says,
Hello little rat.
- Hey, we're on the same side here, dude.
- I hear him from down there and i say,
No rats, no rats, we aren't hunting rats.
- I want to break these
two so it falls this way.
- Go ahead and roll damage for your spell.
- Two d8 and i said
second level or higher.
It'll be five d8?
- Five d8, i think so, right?
- Here you go.
You gonna need some more?
- I got them, thank you.
- Do damage.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- 16, 24, 26, 34.
- 33.
- 33?
sh*t, i'm going to half
the damage to create the dc
That the four posts of this structure
Need to make to succeed.
So there's gonna be
another box of doom roll.
- You're only going
for two of them, right?
- Yeah.
- 33, so it has to hit 17?
- Yeah, it's not gonna get any bonus.
It's a structure.
But it basically for each post
Is gonna roll a saving throw.
It has to get 16 or
higher to not blow out.
- On each post?
- On each post.
- Oh boy.
- Let's see how the water tower fares.
Four d6, one for each post.
- Yep.
- Eight, 18, 16, three.
Two posts blow the f*ck out.
Give me a nature check to see if you can,
Dc20 nature check, to
see if you can control
Which way it falls.
- Okay.
What i got? Five.
Can i give myself, can i
use the spicy pigeon to
Do advantage on it?
- Yes, you can.
- Yes.
- Thank you, perry, please.
- Hey.
- That's 20.
- See if you have crit.
- Oh god, 26, right now.
And then a 20.
- Incredible.
You see you scurry under there.
You see all the telephone
poles way out here in bushwick,
All the cables, you see
there's a huge f*cking
Rat king tail nest of stolen cable.
People patching into cable to steal it.
And lightning.
Which way does this water tower fall?
- I'm hoping it like crashes through here
And just starts spilling out
down the stairs and sh*t.
Whoosh.
La gran gata goes.
Vanishes.
The water tower.
Kingston, i'm gonna need a
strength saving throw from you.
- Okay.
- Sorry.
- Uh, 10.
- Uh, 10.
Kingston you are knocked
prone, fall down the stairs,
All this fire f*cking vanishes.
- Does anything happen
on the second floor?
- Oh yeah, for sure.
All this fire, gone.
It's all f*cking toast.
- Did we get isabella infierno's hair wet?
- Ooh, that's a good question.
- Kingston, you are prone down here
At the bottom of the steps.
You also take seven
points of falling damage.
- Cool, i'm at two.
- Oh.
This fight's been brutal.
- But yet you see kugrash
up above and
A f*cking flood of water comes through.
- I peek my head in, hey guys.
- The f*ck was that?
- Sorry.
- Incredible,
Water floods down here.
All of this fire is put out.
This is all gone.
- All of it?
- Hell yeah.
- Not all of it, just all of this stuff
Down near the staircase here.
This is a magical wall of
fire that isabella's created
Over here, but you see this person also
That had fallen into the fire.
Their fire is put out.
- Yay.
- Roll some death saves for them.
- Don't do this.
- That person is stable.
- Yay.
- Cool.
- I haven't used a bonus
action yet 'cause i just went
Over and did thunder wave, right?
- Yes, that's correct.
- So i'm gonna move my spicy pigeon.
I'm gonna basically prep for next turn.
And i'm gonna move my spicy
pigeon down to those guys.
- Here we go.
Yeah, you see perry.
- Under the cover of my friends.
- Perry's all the way down here.
That's going to be, that's kugrash.
The bugs keep going.
Priya leaps down here.
She goes, peter,
are you all right?
You see that the spider
says, hello, young lady,
I was wondering if you could
put in a good word for me?
I have some pieces i've
created and i would
Love for you to take a look at.
- This f*cking spider.
- These devils.
- That's for a
minute, i don't know if...
- Yeah, see that they all rush
Past these guys up here.
All rush to the top of
the stairs and the roof
And begin to fly out
into the city skyline.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
- That's crazy.
- Thank you.
- This f*cking fight.
- This f*cking fight is the corn cutie...
- I know.
- ... Of this season.
- That's them.
The fire spreads a little
bit more down here.
The fire spreads a little
bit more down here.
These guys back up.
A little bit here.
That's going to be ricky, that's you, man.
- I'm taking a step towards isabella.
I'm just going to try to take her out.
- Yeah.
- Rock and roll, man.
- Rock and roll.
- You are going to take...
I'm going to need a
dexterity saving throw.
- Okay.
Nat 20.
- Woo!
- Yeah.
- I love seeing that come up,
even when i didn't roll it.
- You gleam with light.
And extending forward
From you ax, a blasting
jet of freezing water
Just f*cking cleaves the
hole through isabella's
Wall of fire.
You step in right next to isabella.
- I can not stress how
much i hate what you're
Doing right now.
And then i'm going to just attack her.
- Hell yeah.
- Does a 21 hit?
- 21 hits.
- Okay, then i'm going, i
have one last divine smite.
So that is four d8, no,
that would be three d8.
- That would be three, one
last first level divine smite?
- Yeah.
- With your ax, it's four d8.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, cool.
I need two.
Okay.
Please.
Please.
Okay.
- Ooh, i like the way that looks.
- How'd my boy do?
- So eight, 16, 22 points of damage.
- You
slash and you see
That her louis vuitton little leather coat
That she's wearing.
- Knock off.
- I was just going to say that.
- Tears and reveals a thin
flimsy cardboard insulation.
And she goes.
- What's that about?
She screams, it's not
a knock off, it's real.
I promise.
- I don't know anything
about this but what's the
Cardboard situation?
- I scream under the door,
She's wearing a knock-Off, ricky.
- She's so badly injured,
kingston that's you.
- Okay, i stand up and i cast
Fourth level lightning bolt.
So she- I'm gonna roll nine d6.
- Jesus christ.
- Jesus christ
- I look over at kingston and i'm like.
- Do you need more?
- How many more?
- Just keep piling them on.
- One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine.
This is it.
Oh god.
- If it fell on the floor,
gotta re-Roll unless it's a six.
- I have some for you.
- This is a one, i got it.
This is a one.
- Ooh it's multiple sixes.
Six, 10, 16, 17, 23, 27, 30.
Six, 10, 16, 17, 23, 27, 30.
- You reach your hand up
for the residual electricity
From the rooftop and not like
a wizard extending their hand,
You zeus-Like haul a
lightning bolt into your hand
And just hurl it at her face
And she is blasted back
She is still standing.
- You f*cking kidding me?
- What?
- Are you f*cking kidding me?
- When she's flying through the air
Do i get an opportunity attack her?
- No because it's not her move.
- Damn.
- You "boom!"
You see that her hair—
Oh, her hair completely burns off
Leaving a bald, singed scalp.
- Oh my god.
- That's kingston's turn.
Kingston, i need a constitution
saving throw from you.
- Plus three.
- Nineteen.
- You do not inhale any smoke down here.
Pete, that's gonna be you.
- I'm going to cast...
Man, what can i even do?
Can i cast dispel magic?
Would that do anything?
- Oh, there's a wall of fire.
You could cast dispel
magic on, absolutely.
- All right, yeah. I'll do that.
Level three or lower it
instantly disappears—
- This is a fourth level spell.
- Okay so you have to roll.
- Or do you roll that?
- I don't know.
- I think you roll it.
- Oh, cool.
What is it?
- Dispel is going to be—
- Sorry i don't have it—
- No worries.
- Dc equals 10 plus the spell's level.
- So it would be 14.
- You gotta beat a 14
with your spell attack.
- Okay, cool.
Eleven.
- No, no, but plus your spell attack.
- Oh!
Eighteen.
- f*ck yeah.
You reach out, and all
this hell sh*t here,
What would you like this to turn into?
All this fire,
You feel the power of the
vox phantasma filling you.
- I wanna turn this into, like, dreams.
Like happy dreams for the
people who are scared.
- All the people up on
the roof that are scared
You see every one of these fires
Turns into a camp fire from
a summer camp long ago,
A burning hearth at christmas time,
Someone lighting up a joint
With their friends in a little basement.
And all of it
The entire wall of fire vanishes.
This is all gone.
And i'll even say that this fire over here
Vanishes.
You.
All this fire turns into dreams
And flits away.
Bystanders, these guys jump.
Welcome, it's a real hoot down here.
- Those spiders have been
working on that web for so long.
- Yeah, they're doing so great.
- You guys are doing great.
I didn't like you at first, weird spider,
But i like you now.
- Kug, you see that the second floor
Is not totally abandoned.
Your rats are down here
That haven't taken an action, i think.
There's an unconscious person down there.
- Yep, bring them up baby.
- A little like fireman's
line of like a bucket
Starts slowly,
To these stairs here, the
rats start like moving
This unconscious person down the stairs
- Bring them to kingston.
- Little heroes.
- Hey, coming from one
of new york's bravest,
That means a lot, pal.
We really respect what you do.
- Aww.
- You see that willy steps
right through this flame,
Reaches here.
- Hell yeah.
- See, you hear a voice say,
Anyone out there, stand back
The door f*cking explodes as he's,
This huge brick arm blasts the steel door.
- This all happened pretty quickly, right?
So i can pretend like i did that?
I'm like, whoa, i did that.
- Yeah, exactly.
- Punch through and it went the other way.
- Whoa, magic.
- It just flings across the street
And knives into the middle of
a parked subaru in the street.
- Just "boom!"
- Oh, that's one of their cars, for sure.
- You see, he goes, sofia lee, mazel tov
On your joining the order
of the concrete fist
- Thank you so much.
- That's willy's turn.
That is fully—
These bystanders rush out
past him onto the street here.
- Yes, yes.
- Yes, ricky.
- Yes!
That's gonna be sofia's turn.
- Okay, i want to run in
But i wanna get a little
f*cked up by fire.
- If you wanna run
through these flames here?
- I wanna run through some flames
And take a little bit of damage.
- You fully take 16 points of damage
- Oh, god.
- Sweet, okay.
- I was like, "do
not go down on this."
- Cool.
And now i'm just gonna attack her.
- Spicy pigeon.
- Spicy pigeon!
So i get advantage on my first one?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
So first one.
- And she's diseased, right?
- So that's gonna hit.
- Isn't a 19...?
- Oh, a 19's a crit for me!
- I think a 19's a critical, right?
It is.
So i crit on my first one.
Oh, plus five.
Five.
I'm gonna attack again.
- You have bardic
inspiration too, yeah.
Let me add my bardic inspiration yeah.
But a 24 is gonna hit.
- 24.
- 24 is gonna hit.
- Okay, so i hit her for...
- Sixteen.
- Sixteen.
Another 16, so 25 then 16,
Oh then i also add this.
Yeah, you're right.
- Yes.
- Wait, what did i just do?
- 16.
- 16.
So 19, 25 then 19.
Now my backhand.
- She's gotta be dead.
- 44
- Another 19!
Another crit!
- All you guys are like flushed.
You got no more inspiration.
You're no more ki points, right?
- I'm at three health.
- I'm in a hole on the roof.
- 11 plus two plus...
So another 16 and now my final one.
Is not gonna hit.
Whatever.
- You do 60 points of damage
to her in a single round.
You see a bald winged succubus
Still smoking from
kingston's lightning bolt
Slashed so many times by the
fireman's questing blade.
She swiveled as willy
knocks the door off.
You feel misty's
inspiration fill your body.
You feel pete suck the
fire out of the room.
Kugrash looks down this little hole.
Isabella, punch drunk and
swaying, looks over at you.
- You're covered in fire.
- You're fully burning.
And you hear this like
Rushing of trains underneath you.
- Can we say that my hair is on fire, too?
So maybe at the end of
this i'll have a cool bob?
- Yep, love it.
Hair is on fire.
You hear a voice in the back of your head.
And then a far away
mantra from the monastery.
"whatcha gonna do?"
- I'm gonna f*ck this b*tch up.
- And you unload.
- Right before i k*ll her though,
I wanna be like, just so you know,
You look like sh*t when you're bald.
Not because being bald looks bad,
But because you don't know
how to f*cking work it.
- I do know how to—
You uppercut.
I'm gonna say that you
uppercut her so hard
That sofia and isabella bust
through the floor over here.
- Jesus.
- And through here in the ceiling
And you see her teeth and skull
scatter into the night sky.
- Her skull?
- Oh, can i catch a tooth or a bone?
- Yes, you can catch a tooth.
- Like, what, it's like piñata?
- Yeah, what are you gonna do with that?
- It's a link to robert moses.
- Isabella infierno is destroyed.
- Yeah.
- Her body disbands into flame and smoke.
- Wow.
- More like isabella out-Fierno.
- Whoo!
- What did you say?
- Look, i'm out of bardic inspiration.
Please give me a break.
- Those of you remaining in here
On your next turn have plenty,
I believe actually there's an open path
To get up and out of the burning building.
- Let's get out of here.
- We book it.
- Move, move!
- Can i bring that man with us?
- I got him.
- Yes you can.
- Oh, okay.
- You're so hurt. I was just—
- Can you lay on hands him, or...?
- I'll just do that, and you carry him.
- Either way is good as
long as everybody's safe.
- You guys all make it out
here as the fire spreads.
All you guys make it out to the street.
- I think i feel really
emotionally exhausted
So i think i wanna come and
kind of do what pete did.
Like, do the back thing but
just kind of go like this.
And just let myself fall backwards.
- You do a little trust fall.
- Yeah.
You hear a voice whisper in your ear
As you do the trust fall,
And i you extend the
laurel branch of trust,
As you have trusted my web, so too-
- Oh, god.
I look down.
- The whole time while talking,
He's pulling a web out of his a*s.
- I know.
- His, like, puckered as*h*le.
- He goes, my name is eustice.
- Eustice?
- Yes, welcome to the alley.
It's a real hoot down here.
You see a bunch of scared—
- Can i fashion you a little wig
With your little webs, or something?
I'm a hair dresser.
I don't get to use it much these days.
- All eight of his eyes tear up.
How i have longed for a pompadour.
- I make him a real nice giddy pompadour.
- Incredible.
The rats all make it out.
Everybody jumps into the webs.
You guys stand in the street,
The building burning.
You have made it through
this insane combat.
- Everyone lived, right?
- Yeah.
- Just.
I'm on nine, you're on two.
- I mean all the people.
- The innocents.
- Yeah, yeah.
No one drops.
- The innocents, everyone that dropped,
You guys spent actions and
rounds to get them back up.
- Oh my god.
- Does anyone drive a subaru?
- You see one of the
people who almost died
And through kingston's magic
was brought back, goes,
Yeah a forester.
A dark green forester.
- I'm sorry.
It didn't make it.
- Oh god, okay.
Wait, just the car didn't make it?
- Yeah, the car didn't make it.
We got everyone else but, the car's gone.
- And then over to just door
chunked in there in the side.
Willy looks over at
you, kingston, and goes,
Kingston brown, there are forces
Moving against us very
quickly in the city.
- Oh, all right willy is that
why you were all locked up?
- Yes, they found me, and brought me here.
They froze me somehow.
There are very bad things afoot.
- Wait.
What's going on with priya?
Does she have anything to do with this?
- She's the last.
- Yeah, you know priya's just out,
See everyone clears the alley.
You hear firefighters begin
to descend to this thing.
Willy looks over as the
firefighters approach and says,
I should go, i'll find
you at the occult society.
- Link up.
- He nods, you see he looks
over to you misty and goes,
You know, for something
made out of flesh and magic,
You're not too bad
looking.
- Oh, well you know for
a big pile of rocks,
You're not so bad
looking lookin' yourself.
- He looks at you and goes—
- I make out with him.
- You always make out with
people that are made of rocks.
- Don't kink shame.
- You see he says, my place
is not too far from here if...
- You know i gotta deal with my friend,
But you know maybe it'll rain check.
- Rain check.
- Rain check.
Rain check.
- Misty i owe you one.
And he scrolls down the street.
Priya looks over to you and goes,
Peter i don't know what i saw this night,
But you were extraordinary.
- Thank you. What the f*ck was that?
What was it supposed to be?
What was the performance?
- Well the piece is called "cruelties".
- I remember.
I remember that it's called
"cruelties of a relationship."
- I wanted to explore the
ways we've injured each other,
Through the power of art.
- What were we gonna do.
- Talk about the different ways we've—
- Okay, lemme just,
It's just, common
courtesy as you would've.
Remember when we met
up at that coffee shop,
And we were talking?
- Yes.
- And each of us could of said anything.
- Right.
- Remember how you were
like, come to my art show.
- Right.
- You could of been like,
you are actually 100%
Of my art show.
- Right, but had i told you, you would've
Been less injured by the sudden betrayal,
And that's part of it.
- I cast minor illusion on her,
And so she thinks that all
of her limbs were burned off.
- She screams.
- Let's get you to the hospital.
- Jesus christ.
- You get her to the hospital.
Well the rest of you,
injured, badly injured,
But everyone's safe.
Ricky you check on everyone.
Everyone is safe with
some smoke inhalation,
But the ambulances and fire
trucks start pulling up
Before you guys take your
injured selves outta here.
Does anyone do anything
left in the building?
- Yeah, isabella said she
took the note or the list.
- Is there anything left on her person?
- Can i search her
body before i jump off that?
- Yeah.
- Left on her person, it
looks like she didn't bring
Anything with her here to fight.
- Okay.
- Looking at it, and looking
at willy being captured here,
It seems almost as though.
And actually anyone can
insight check that wants to.
- Nat 20.
- Ooh, i got a...
- Nat one.
- I got a 21
- 15.
- I got a 23.
- Nat one.
- Not nat though.
- You know what this was.
This was a trap.
This was not you guys going
to f*ck their sh*t up.
This was them coming to where
they knew you were gonna be.
- Kind i just—
- Which means that they used priya.
- Yeah i was gonna say like,
can i do some kind of like,
Check on pri—
Oh wait no, priya's just
screaming 'cause she think
That she may have died.
- I just missed my minor
illusion, it was too mean.
- I just wanna like—
- Oh it looks like your fine!
- I just wanna do some
kind of like, insight check
If like, if i, if she's—
- On a nat 20 insight,
priya doesn't know sh*t.
- Okay, she was just pawn.
- Priya doesn't do sh*t.
- I don't regret casting fear on her,
She seems like a b*tch.
- Yeah, she seems like she's nuts.
- Can i make a perception
check to see if anyone's
Like watching us from...
- Yeah go for it.
- I got a 18...
No a 19.
- You look around and you are
standing next to kingston,
Both of you guys are looking here as
Kind of like the civic guys.
You look out and
You see shadows retreating
from this place.
It feels in your heart of heart kingston
As you just listen to the city.
And you also feel, i think
after your experiences
In nod, more whole.
And after making things right with pete,
You feel that your two
magics working together
Are only making you stronger
than you've ever been.
Even in your prime, when
you were in your 30's.
You look around and feel
that this was a monumental
Defeat for the forces of evil in the city.
And that they have seen the
power of you six champions,
And are pulling back
either in full retreat
Or simply to buy their time.
But either way this victory
cannot be overstated.
- This was a monumental defeat for
The forces of evil in this city.
And you know, they've seen
what we're capable of,
And i believe at this time
they are taking a step back,
Or something like that.
- I wanna text mario and be like,
"you definitely underestimated me,
Because i went up against
isabella infierno,
And i'm walking away and she's not.
- Go ahead and roll an intimidate check.
- It's december 20th right?
- December 20th today, yep.
- 12.
- 12.
There's a little ellipses and no response.
- Coward.
- So she said- Your interaction with dale.
Do you think it's possible
if isabella had the list,
If maybe dale's not even
fully dead or something?
If he got like sent to heaven by the list.
- Oh yeah, maybe.
- Or something like that?
- 'cause he's
on the good boy list.
- If somebody
f*cked with something.
- I got the impression
it was little bit more
Of like a hit type thing.
- He said "i'm not alive anymore",
He never said he was dead.
- Yeah.
- Oh my god.
- Can you ask jackson if
he has anymore information?
If dale was a member of the concrete fist.
- Uh yeah, i'll text jackson and be like,
"jackson i got some questions for you.
I also got some very
interesting intel for you."
- You get a text right
back from jackson saying,
"come by the monastery, let's talk."
- Okay.
- You see that, cool,
the ambulance has come
You guys are all injured and f*cked up.
Where do you guys all go that night?
I guess you're headed to the monastery.
Ricky you head back to your place.
- Does anyone wanna come
to the monastery with me?
Everyone's busy, that's fine, you know.
- I'ma go home.
- Staten island?
- Misty's home, kugrash goes back to—
- I'll go to wally's.
- You go to wally's.
- I'm gonna start crashing at wally's.
- You can start crashing at wally's.
- I gotta do this ritual that
i got all this stuff for.
- You gotta go take care of some business.
- Yeah.
- Kugrash you go back to wally's.
You see he says, dad i
got you a little dog bed,
But i'm gonna put it up on the table
So it's like a real person bed.
- That's the, i start crying again,
That's the nicest f*cking thing anyone's
Ever done for me you beautiful b*stard.
I give him a big wet dad kiss.
- He like scratches your furry cheeks.
He's like, i love you dad!
- I love you wally.
- You see that he puts
a little thing of...
He went a got like a
charcuterie cheese assortment,
And puts it there next to you.
- This is f*cking fantastic.
I've been eating garbage
for like 35 years, jesus.
- On the bus ride home,
can i talk to pete?
- Yes.
- You see that lightning bolt?
- That was amazing.
- Not bad right?
- You were tryna k*ll her.
- I was—
- That's a new color for you.
- Ey, what can i say, but
hey man i wanted to say
I never gave you that apology.
- Yeah.
- But i know, i guess you
saw some things in nod that,
I don't know what they were,
but yeah man i'm sorry.
- I'm sorry too.
I saw how much you gave
up to protect all this,
And i came in and i don't feel
a lot protection over stuff,
'cause i haven't been too
attached to stuff in my life so,
It has never really made
sense to give up being wild
For something until now.
- I mean when saw that, no more
drugs, and you saved priya?
- Yeah, i eat some
more tomatoes as we're talking.
- You guys arrive back.
I'm gonna say that kingston
puts on a nice jazz record
When you get back.
- Oh my goodness
- You guys chat all
night talking about new york.
And that night kingston you sleep,
You have good dreams for the
first time in a long time.
And pete you sleep, the sleep of death,
And have the first good
sleep you've had in years.
- Yes!
- And that's all for this
episode of the unsleeping city.
Tune in next time guys.
Merry christmas.
- f*ck me.
- I'm gonna go take care of...
- Business.
- Business.
Yeah.
- You won't be participating in business.
- No.
- Maybe.
- He's dead.
She'll get over it, she'll move on.
- I'm gonna need money.
- What?
- Jesus christ.
- I don't want another argument.
- Social media is voluntary panopticon.
- What about the time stone?
- How do you know about time stones?
- Oh an eagle!
- I'm not— stop sh**ting at me with—
- That building, very dangerous.
- I'd say so.
You can never k*ll hope.
Hope never dies.
- You can never k*ll it.
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03x10 - Panic at the Art Show
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.