- Hello, one and all, and welcome
To another exciting episode
of "a crown of candy".
I'm your humble dungeon
master, brennan lee mulligan.
With me are some of our intrepid heroes.
Say hi, intrepid heroes.
- Yo h*, intrepid heroes!
- We planned that behind your back.
- We talked about it.
- Yeah.
- We planned a lot of other things too.
- Yeah.
- Get ready.
- Last we left our heroes,
They had been sailing from pulp bay
Around the yogurt shoals.
After dinner, they had a nice tea
With the duchess primsy coldbottle
And our very highborn,
technically prisoners
Of the dairy islanders
Caught between some rock
candy and a sharp place.
Get it, cheddar cheese?
- Nice.
- Get outta here.
- Get out.
- Where helping their old allies
Would make them enemies of the concord,
But not helping them
would ruin their honor.
While figuring out what to do,
The duchess primsy coldbottle explained
That she was married to the very ambitious
Up and coming devout
young lord of house bleu,
Stilton curdeau, and a bunch
of threads started to connect.
When all of a sudden the dairy
air came alongside the colby,
Rammed her underneath with some
cheese steel along the keel
And scuttled the ship,
which began to sink.
We begin in the dark aboard the colby
In the midst of the yogurt
shoals in the great dairy sea.
As a storm [mimics
lightning] rages around,
In brief flashes of lightning,
You see figures aboard the other ships,
But the faint light of the
torches on the colby illuminates
Only a small area of what
you can see on the water.
As you look around the ship sinking,
You see your fate and hear the cries
Of the house bleu marauders.
First to act in initiative is amethar.
- All right.
Okay, to start, can i
make perception checks
To kind of get a sense of like,
We've come up from the bottom, like, yeah.
I just wanna like get a,
Can i just make a general perception check
As to what's going on?
- Make a general perception check.
- Here we go.
- So general.
- So general. 15.
- 15?
You hear primsy screaming
up in the crow's nest.
You hear annabelle shouting orders.
The ship is going down,
But it looks like she is
using the rudder to at least
Try to keep it from plunging
deeper and even faster.
She is shouting to get
away from the water.
Ships don't sink fast, but they sink hard.
And the force of this thing
going down into the water
Will be enough to create down suction,
To suck people in after it
if it goes down fast enough.
- I turn to theo, "what
do you think the move is?"
- To get onto these other
ships, to k*ll some dudes,
And also to take the ship.
- All right. I can do that.
I'm gonna, in terms of making a jump
From this ship to the
bow, to the prow, bow?
Starboard?
Like, jumping, like, from here to here.
Yeah, let me,
I will like stand,
I will stand up there
and then go into a rage
To minimize harm to others.
- You, okay. So you get up
where to go into a rage?
- I would like to go, what, like.
I guess five, 10.
- So immediately? That's
difficult terrain.
- Okay, great.
- So that's gonna be,
so that is from here,
That is 10, 20.
- Okay.
- So that's, you have 20 of movement.
Now where do you, are you gonna,
You're gonna move past this?
- So we're already at 20 movement there?
- So yeah, it's five or, yeah.
It's gonna be 10, 20,
- That's all of my movement
to get right there.
- You are scrambling all
on like hands and feet
Up a 45-Degree angle.
Barrels and debris and chains and hooks
Are rolling past you into the milk.
- All right.
I think i gotta jump later.
- Do what you can, my lord.
- Yeah, let me take a,
Can i take a full dash
action to get up further?
Like even, like.
- That's, yeah, that's gonna be 40,
And actually going up there.
So that's gonna be actually 45, 55, 65.
You're gonna have to, it's at 65.
You could do 75 and end here.
- Will i have full cover
from people on the boat?
- If they are firing at you
from there, it looks like yes,
You will have full cover.
- Great, i'd like to
duck down even more if,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like it, but at least for now,
This feels like the smartest thing to do.
- Awesome. Great.
So you just run up the
ship as fast as you can,
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom,
Trying to get to the helm.
That is amethar's turn.
That is going to be these
sailors of house cheddar.
The sailors of house cheddar,
What do they hear from theo
and amethar, by the way,
As you guys start running?
- We need to get one of these ships
Or we're going into
this yogurt.
- All right, so that's gonna be-
- Oh, yeah, that's yogurt.
- The tiny deep.
- It wouldn't hurt too
hard to fall on yogurt.
It'd feel nice, actually.
Gilear would love it.
- Shoutout to gilear.
So that's gonna be.
- Oh no.
I seem to be drowning in yogurt.
How very ironic.
- So these guys are gonna
run, so it's gonna be,
They're gonna follow to
try going to these ships.
So it's gonna be, first one is gonna be,
And is actually gonna reach
over and fire a little crossbow
Down at one of those marauders down there.
That's a miss.
It's gonna be, rush back over here
And boom, boom, up here, yeah.
The cheddar are all moving further up,
And these guys are gonna take some.
So there'll be three shots
down there at those marauders.
That is one hit.
From just firing into the
dark as fast as they can.
And then another one down there.
Ooh, sh*t.
One of them hits a nat 20.
You see that these cheese
women start running up, right?
"captain, captain, house
bleu, they're attacking!"
Firing into the night.
Annabelle keeps yelling, "hold
onto the rigging, hold on!"
As the ship begins to
descend into the yogurt.
That's gonna be ruby.
- Okay.
I would like to run up
to these grappling hooks.
And so i'll run to the
one that's closest to me
And try and get that one off.
And then i wanna send my
mage hand to the other one
To get that one off.
- Okay. Awesome.
Go ahead.
And for the one i'm gonna
say that you don't need,
Your sleight of hand is high
enough to make it no sweat.
You just need a strength check to actually
Pull them out because they're,
They are tight on the line
for climbing purposes.
- Great.
Can i get yak to come in
and give me advantage?
- On one of the rolls.
- Yes.
- On your roll, you will have advantage.
This is a dc 15 strength check.
- Okay, great.
Well, i have zero
strength, so that's good.
- Whoo!
- Nice.
- This is the mage hand?
- This is the mage hand.
- Oh my god! Ruby, you leap into action.
And you feel like as you move,
You feel a wind of
candy and spirit energy,
Like go past you in the other direction
As your mage hand reaches out behind you.
Both grappling hooks, whoosh, come undone.
- Hell yeah.
- Whoo!
- And fall into the water.
- Fantastic.
- Incredible. Awesome, awesome.
That is going to be, what a turn.
Liam, that's gonna be you.
- Okay, can i roll an insight check
On the big guy in this boat?
- Yeah. Go for it.
- Let's see, da da da da da.
A seven?
- It's too dark. You can't read his face.
- Oh, but i can see in the dark.
Would that be advantage on the insight?
- No, no.
You look into, you, looking with a seven,
He looks like a angry mean pirate.
He's a mean, mean pirate.
- So no info. Okay, okay.
- He's not stilton curdeau?
- No, you do not see stilton.
- Okay.
- Baby, get ready for these attacks.
I am going to fire my crossbow
with hail of thorns. Woo.
- Whoo!
- Nice.
- Sweet.
- All right, so you're
casting hail of thorns.
- Mm-Hm. Interesting.
- Hold on one second. Hail of thorns.
What did you, i mean,
Who are you attacking
and what did you roll?
- This guy, 19.
- 19 hits.
- I'm casting a
second-Level hail of thorns.
- Jesus.
- So that means that he takes a d10.
- So that's a d10.
I'm sorry, hold on one sec. Yeah.
So this is just the normal damage.
- Yeah. This is the normal
damage just for him.
- Just for him.
- So that it'll be, let's see.
- Hell yeah.
- And now these three people around him
That are within five.
- And him, actually.
- And him, yeah, will
have to make a saving.
- He succeeds and one of them fails.
- Oh, okay.
So, oh, that's 10.
Okay, so then he, then
one of them takes 10
And then all three of
the others take five.
- Nice.
- Hell yeah.
- And that's my first attack.
Now i'm gonna throw in ice knife, which.
- Hold on one second. I gotta,
you're f*cking these guys up.
Cool.
Okay. Incredible.
That is your first attack.
Also, i believe you,
Your first attack of a round
as a gloomstalker ranger,
Let me double check this.
- I add a d8.
- Dread ambush, at the start
of your first each combat,
Your walking speed is
increased by 10 feet.
If you make an attack this round,
You make one additional weapon attack
As part of that action.
You are going to get, okay.
So if that attack hits
the, jesus, this is good.
So you're gonna get two
more attacks this round.
Go ahead and add the d8 to this one.
- To this one? All right.
Six.
- You have dealt in one
round 26 points of damage.
- Hell yeah.
- To the captain of that marauder boat.
And a bunch of damage to
all the people around him.
- Then i gear up and i'm
now going to cast ice knife.
- Oh, actually you've already used,
You already cast a spell this round.
- No, this doesn't count as a spell.
- No, it does count as a
spell 'cause it's from,
It is from your magical item.
So that's from your,
That's from your brand-New
magical crossbow.
Which, by the way you have to name.
You have a magical cross, your
crossbow has become magical.
You are, and actually you're already
Taking the attack action to
be able to use hail of thorns.
So, but on your first turn,
you actually get three attacks.
- Why?
- The bursting arrow arcane shot,
Magical crossbow may, once per long rest,
May cast ice knife.
So it's like a normal spell.
You can't cast it.
- But it doesn't use a spell slot?
- No, it doesn't use a spell slot,
But it is casting a spell.
- Oh, i got you.
- So it's like, you
don't have to pay for it,
But it is what it is, right?
- Oh, okay. Cool, cool.
- But you are taking the attack action.
You get two more attacks this turn
With your heavy crossbow just normally.
- Okay, cool. All right,
yeah, i'll do that then.
- Go ahead and take two more attacks.
- All right. Cool.
It says like i get advantage
on my first round of attack.
Does that mean on all of them?
- What does it say here?
Dread ambusher, is this.
Favored enemy, natural explorer.
- It says advantage on.
You have advantage on attack
rolls against creatures
That have not yet acted.
You have, you should roll advantage
For the first attack as well
'cause you might have
gotten a critical on it.
- Oh no, i did.
- You did get a-
- I rolled two.
- Yeah, the next two attacks
you roll with advantage.
Liam has gotten extremely good.
- I'm furious.
- The spirit of preston.
- All right. That's 25.
- That's a hit. Go ahead
and roll your next one.
- Okay. And then my next one is...
Oh, just 19.
- 19's still gonna hit.
So go ahead and roll.
That's gonna be 2d10 plus 16.
- Jesus. Hell yeah.
- Good for you.
- 2d10 plus 16 plus eight?
Is that what i'm?
- Oh no, no. You add the plus eight twice.
So that's the plus 16.
- Oh, i got you.
All right.
Hell yeah, six and a nine. So 15 plus 16.
- 31.
- 31. Is that boss guy down yet?
- Jesus.
- Wow!
- Let me see.
- You k*lled my pig!
- Someone k*lled my pig.
- You guys see liam, who
has been very changed today.
You guys haven't had a long
rest since the cathedral.
Liam, so you get rid
of the grappling hooks.
Liam, you guys feel, whoosh.
A minty wind over the sea.
Liam has never fired
his crossbow this fast.
He normally like, sort of was like,
A little sort of gawky teen boy firing.
Liam goes like full punisher.
Just click bam, click bam, click bam,
And puts three crossbow bolts,
k*lling this captain dead.
- That's a w*r guy, right there.
That's a w*r guy.
- That's my cousin!
- The prince of seeds.
- Can i see if any of
the people on that boat
Have night vision?
Can i roll?
- Oh, actually, roll an
insight check with advantage.
- Cool.
- Actually, roll a nature check.
This is a nature check.
- Hell yeah. That's really high.
- Their eyes are glowing alchemically.
They treated themselves,
They've affected
themselves with darkvision
For a nighttime ambush.
- Hell yeah.
- This was a plan, yeah.
- Okay. So i get 10
extra movement on this.
So i'm gonna use all 40,
And difficult terrain doesn't apply to me.
I'm gonna jump onto that boat.
- The big one?
- Yeah, the big one. I have umbral sight.
You are also adept at evading creatures
That rely on darkvision.
While in darkness, you are invisible to
Any creature that relies on darkvision
To see in that darkness.
- Hell yeah.
- So with my 40 movement,
I'm going to just invisibly
be on that other boat.
- What happened to liam?
- Someone k*lled my best friend.
- Jesus.
- For 10 years, i only had one friend.
- Liam is violent now.
- Yeah.
- Straight up.
- I've been changed. I'm starving.
- Okay, so now you have 40 of movement.
So you do five here to-
- No no no, i'm gonna go on that one.
- No, no for sure.
But in order to fire on that guy,
You needed to go to the round.
So that's five, then it's gonna be 10,
Just jump to the other boat?
Okay.
I am gonna need you all,
Your jump can definitely clear.
Let's make, you need to get a,
I'm gonna say you need just
a dc five athletics check
To not go in the ocean. Okay.
- Okay.
You're gonna need a dc 10 to,
You're gonna need a dc 15 athletics check
To go where you want to go.
Just double checking real quick.
I'm looking at this jump calculator.
What's your strength score?
- Strength is 16.
I have plus six to athletics.
So i definitely think the plus.
- So you're just trying to, so
Within 16 feet of here.
So you wanna get, you
wanna definitely get,
You don't wanna get in that one,
But you also want to land
where you wanna land.
So gimme an athletics check.
- 16.
- Cool.
And you just wanna get,
You wanna get more than 20 feet away
So that you're in darkness, right?
- Yeah.
- So you can get, this is
a square that can do it
That you can reach and this is a square.
- I'll do that further away one.
But before i jump, oh, sorry.
The one further away from that guy.
- Okay, gotcha. Cool, cool.
Right. Do you wanna go all
the way in the corner here?
- Yeah, that'd be great.
Before i jump,
I turn to everyone after k*lling that guy
And go, "be careful out there."
I just jump off of the boat.
- Liam jumps into the
storm and disappears.
Just, whoosh.
- Liam is dead, everyone.
Our prince is dead.
- No, he's not dead. He's
k*lling this is what he's doing.
- Liam has gone full peppermint batman
And he vanishes without
a rope into the storm.
Here's the deal. You are
going to take falling damage.
'cause you don't have any
ability to lessen that.
- Right.
- But that's okay. How
much, how many feet is that?
- Like 20.
- It's 20 feet. So you're
gonna take 2d6 falling damage.
You take eight points of falling damage.
As you hit, you know,
You go through a f*ck'
storm and bam into the deck.
You're gonna gimme a stealth
check with disadvantage
To not alert them through
noise to your presence.
The dc on this is gonna
be i believe just a 14.
- Ooh. Two fours.
- What's the plus to stealth?
- Oh, right, right, right.
Four, so eight. Two eights.
- Okay, so they hear you,
but they cannot see you.
- Okay.
- Let the shadows surround you.
Wild.
I can't believe that you picked
gloomstalker ahead of this.
- I can't believe either.
- So perfect.
- It just fit so perfect because
i was so sad about preston.
I was like, give me gloomstalker.
- Amazing. Okay.
That is liam's rather impressive turn.
- Wow. Very cool.
- Okay.
The captain is gonna step here,
Away from the helm for a moment.
Cannot see you, so he
rolls with disadvantage.
- Is that all liam sees
on the deck? Is these-
- You have 60 feet of darkvision?
Nobody. This is it.
Everyone on the deck is
getting ready to fire.
- Yeah. And this.
- Probably ship, yeah.
- That's a miss.
That's a miss as well. You
are concealed in darkness.
This guy's swinging
wildly and can't find you.
Yeah. That's his action.
And then he's going to
disengage, move back to the helm.
- Cool.
- That is him.
Swinging over from the dairy air, on-
- No.
- No, i think it'll be good.
- Swinging over from the
dairy air is stilton curdeau.
- It's not good.
- Stinky cheese man.
- Who lands here.
- Protect us.
No, i think i'm just gonna fail.
- Okay, good idea.
Just jump into here.
- We have that empty boat.
- On a nat 20, stilton curdeau
Runs primsy coldbottle
through the stomach.
- Wait, can't i like,
protect her or something?
I said at the very beginning,
I said at the very beginning that like,
At the very beginning of the fight that i
Threw my body to protect her, didn't i?
- That doesn't mechanically
mean that he can't
Swing over and stab her in the stomach.
I do appreciate that, but you don't have
A mechanical ability that
can reflect that action.
If you have an ability
on your character sheet
That you can take.
- When a creature, is he within my reach?
- Is he within your reach? No.
He's outside of your reach.
He runs primsy coldbottle
through the stomach with a sword.
As he does so, she drops,
goes prone, has gone to zero.
He raises his sword overhead
To finish her with his second attack.
He rolled a four and a five.
Even with advantage for her being prone,
He does not finish her off.
As he puts the sword through
her stomach, you hear him say,
"mon cherie, i am happy for
this throne you have given me,"
As he pulls the sword out.
- f*ck.
- You rolled a nat 20
stealth check, right?
So does he maybe not even see?
- He has no f*ck' clue you're there.
- Cool.
- Sneak attack.
- Great.
- You know what i like about you brennan?
- What's that?
- We're always battling the church,
And that means a lot to me.
The bad guys are always the church guys.
Season after season.
And i like that.
- I always thought my sh*t
was always rather more
Anti-Capitalist, but yeah,
we can do anti-Church.
I mean.
- Wake up, it's america.
- Two sides of the same coin.
- Religion is capitalist, yeah.
- Two sides of the same coin.
- You know, i hear it all, i do.
Honestly, art's about
what you take from it.
So that's gonna be,
Primsy is gonna make her
first death saving throw.
- Oh, primsy.
We did the math, primsy.
You didn't listen.
- You didn't, i'm in yogurt!
- Do the math!
- Listen to the yogurt bear.
- Come on.
- That's a three. Primsy has one failure.
- f*ck.
- Okay.
- He's not gonna be able to be king
At the bottom of the yogurt
ocean when i'm done with him.
- That's right.
I yell from my secret corner.
- I'm drowning in yogurt.
- But yeah, primsy does go prone.
- Dammit.
- f*ck.
- And actually i'm going to make a roll
To see which direction she falls.
- Oh, f*ck.
- You're a d*ck.
Straight up.
You're, this is ruthless.
- She's on a crow's
nest in the middle of a,
She's on a sinking ship.
- Okay.
- She falls backwards.
- Okay.
- Shouldn't she just roll
on an axis with her like,
Milk head?
- Not considering the milk head.
- Think about the milk head, brennan!
- What about weight distribution?
God. That's so sad.
- Okay.
This guy is gonna run up here.
This guy calls out and says,
"there's something in the corner."
These guys are gonna run over here.
This guy's gonna move up here as well.
Liam is surrounded in the
back corner of the ship
By people that cannot see him,
But still they're gonna take some swings.
- With disadvantage.
- With disadvantage, that's correct.
That's a miss.
That's a nat one.
That is a hit.
Liam, you take one, two.
You take 10 points of
damage as one gets lucky.
You're just surrounded by swinging blades,
One gets lucky, clocks you.
That's going to be these
ones firing at theo.
They're gonna get advantage on these
'cause they're firing from hiding.
- Okay.
- That is a hit.
- I'm gonna use shield.
I'm at 26 ac.
- Yeah, they didn't roll 20s.
So you are missed each time.
This one over here,
losing its grappling hook,
Is instead going to move up alongside.
- It's the f*ck' worst
mistake you ever made.
- And these guys are going to
start bailing onto the ship.
Their captain is dead, so
they're just gonna run.
That is one.
This guy's gonna roll up on cheddar.
- Do you get attacks of opportunity
since they'd have to go?
- Yeah, they have to go past.
- Actually, you do get.
- I don't have a reaction.
- That's true. You cast shield.
- Oh, attack of opportunity is a reaction?
- Yeah.
- Oh, dang, dude.
- Oh man.
I had a cool thing i wanted to
do, now i gotta fight dudes.
I guess i can just get hit by dudes.
- I can't believe how much
this fight was made for liam.
It's crazy.
Like, no difficult terrain,
fighting in darkness.
Absolutely nuts.
- Oh, f*ck. Man.
- Well, this is not good for me.
- f*ck that.
g*dd*mn.
- These three are gonna come for theo.
No nat 20s there.
And these three are gonna
come for this cheddar sailor.
- I hope he's hard cheese, right?
- I hope he's no babybel.
- Thank you.
- Dead. Yeah, we lost a good man.
- We did.
- Dome cheese.
- Yeah, there's blue marauders running up
The sleek deck of the ship.
As they run as fast as they can.
- It's made me hungry for cheese.
- Did you eat some dome cheese?
- Guys, we have dome cheese this season.
- Yeah, we call it dome cheese.
- If you guys ever catch us eating cheese
While we're on camera, that's
brought to you by dome cheese.
- It's delicious, and it
fills your mouth with cheese.
- You guys can find that
in the dropout merch store.
Dome-Brand dome cheese.
- We sell it unrefrigerated.
- Yeah, none of us have a big enough,
Sorry, do you have stuff?
- This one pulls up right here
And you see just three
of these guys right here.
They can't, on a nat 20,
they can't see jet at all.
- Shut up.
- They're just, they're
there to collect their lord.
- What a jerk.
- Okay, awesome.
Cool, cool.
- Oh no, no.
I rolled a nat 20 on my
stealth on your initiative guy.
Yeah.
- So you rolled a one?
- Yeah.
- Rough.
- Yeah.
- Hold on one second.
- This has been a sh*t
season for me, rolling-Wise.
- I believe in you.
I believe that you can do it.
- I'm gonna roll some perception
checks for them right now.
Those guys roll up.
On a nat 20,
one of them spots jet.
- Bring it on.
I don't give a f*ck.
- You see that that one of
them goes.
Points up, spouts something,
And you see they get ready to attack.
It looks like stilton hasn't noticed them,
At least noticed them yet.
But you see that they are about to warn,
You see that they look to the other ship.
As the one gets a nat 20,
He starts screaming in lacra.
"archers, archers, the
princess, the princess."
And you get a feeling that
an entire volley of arrows
Is about to come your way.
Except...
That you see a little puff of red
Starts to float across the water.
After a moment,
I actually don't think i
have the right mini for this.
Can we fly the mini in real quick?
- Is it this one?
- Is it this one? Oh,
actually, you know what?
It is. It actually extremely is.
- What's up, m*therf*ckers?
- Happy birthday!
- It's my birthday.
- A puff of swirling pink and red fog
Rolls through the storm.
Miraculously-
- Oh, i'm gonna cry.
- Miraculously unimpeded.
Jet, you see this whole thing happen.
In a stroke of lighting, this
little swirling red cloud,
All of these guys keep shouting.
You're not sure if the archers in the boat
Have heard them yet or not,
Going, "the princess, the princess!"
The fog goes about 10 feet over the boat
And suddenly something thunders out of it.
Boom, hits the middle of the
boat, and a cotton candy man.
- Oh my god, this mini.
Oh, f*ck, you're "dragon ball z"!
- Is he sitting on top of like a pole,
Like a guy at venice beach?
- Exactly.
- You're saying i'm seeing this, right?
- You are seeing this.
Zac, could you go ahead and
describe your character for us?
- I am cumulous rocks.
I am a monk of the spinning
star and i, as a cloud of gas,
Quietly floated into this
area and landed on this boat.
And i think for this turn, who,
What's the radius of 30 feet from here?
- Oh, 30 feet?
- I don't need to be saved.
- I can save myself.
- She needs, save her!
- 30 feet is, from you, is this far.
So like that first little
number there is 10.
And then, so yeah,
So you're about 10 feet
from either end of the boat.
And then 30 is even more past that.
- Gotcha.
I will use, okay.
- f*ck it up.
- I'm gonna use the fluffwind staff
And i'm gonna use four key points
To spinning smack all these guys.
- Hell yeah.
- I don't see what the name
is actually on the sheet.
- Oh, it's just called whirlwind stance.
- I'm gonna use the whirlwind
stance on these f*ck.
- Oh, rad.
- And say "the hungry one must feed."
- This m*therf*cker!
- Yes!
- I will say that a
bit of like roiling red
Cotton candy light appears
as you congeal back.
You don't really fully reconstitute,
You're still mostly cloud,
but just spin around.
We're gonna roll for these guys.
So the first thing is you are gonna deal,
I believe it's, let me see.
- Do i not have this actually
written on my character?
- Yeah, it is.
Yeah. So the range goes to 10 feet.
They you're dealing 1d6 bludgeoning damage
To all creatures.
The range goes to 10 feet if
you spend another two points.
So all of them are gonna get it.
Go ahead and roll 1d6
damage, if you'd be so kind.
- Four.
- A one, a two, and a six.
- So they all get knocked back 10 feet?
- Whoa!
- You land in the middle of the boat.
Red light, you guys see in the fog,
A like red sugary maw
open up around cumulous.
And booya!
The staff, boom, and three
people knocked outta the boat,
Disappear into the yogurt.
Cumulous, that is your turn.
- Are they, they're
alive still, but sinking?
- Yes. They've each taken
six points of damage.
You see just immediately that
there is a strong current.
You guys are in an open ocean current.
I don't know if you guys know this,
Going into open ocean out of a ship
Is pretty much immediate death.
Not, you don't instantly die,
But you get sucked away from the ship
So fast by the current.
There's not a lot of hope for these guys.
Boom, they're out there.
Cumulous, i'm gonna say
that you catch jet's eye
Up in the crow's nest.
- Hey.
- Hi.
- Who are you?
- My name is cumulous rocks.
- My name's jet rocks. Are we sisters?
- We are not sisters.
- Well, what kind of rock are you?
How are you related to king amethar?
- I am a cousin of king amethar.
But i'm here to protect
the magic of candia
And the hidden secrets that involve it.
- Me too!
- Good.
- Cumulous, you land in the boat. Boom.
That is your turn. That is going to be.
- Sick, dude.
- That's f*ck' so sick.
- f*ck' back.
- Thank you.
- This cotton candy monk lands
in the middle of the boat,
Knocks the three marauders out of it,
And is now in possession of a longboat,
Or like a rowing boat.
That is going to be annabelle
Who is going to continue,
She's gonna use her action to try and
Keep the ship from going any further down
Than it's already going at the helm,
But yells out for primsy.
"primsy! My cousin!"
You see, that is jet's turn.
- Okay.
So i have advantage on stilton, right?
- You sure do.
- All right.
I'm just going straight to attack stilton.
I got a natural 20.
- Do you want to do-
- I'm doing something.
Don't tell me what to do.
- I wasn't telling you what to do,
I was asking if you could
use superiority dice.
- That's what i'm doing!
- I was asking!
- Wow.
- Wow.
- Backseat drive.
- I was asking if she was allowed to!
- It's like you don't even
trust your wife, murph.
- I know.
Hey, how about you just know i got this.
So i'm going to do, let's see.
Not very well, but let's see.
Nine, seven, 16,
I'm gonna do 26 damage and
expend a superiority die
To push him 15 feet.
- Yes.
- He gets to do a strength saving throw.
- Okay, where are you
standing when you do this?
- I come right around here and go, boom.
- Incredible. Go ahead and move your mini.
You got a little blue tack
on there, so heads up.
Oh my god.
So rad. Okay.
So you do how much damage to him?
- 26.
- 26 in my first attack,
But i also push him 15 feet
Unless he succeeds a
strength saving throw.
- Okay. This is huge.
This is stilton curdeau,
who's the lord of house bleu.
Your dc is 15. It's a
strength saving throw.
He gets a plus two.
He needs to roll a 13 or
higher or he's in the drink.
Or the eat, it's yogurt.
- Eat yogurt, b*tch!
- 13 or higher in the box of doom.
- Hope my man's thirsty.
- That's a two.
- f*ck you!
- Cumulous, you-
- As he's going down, though,
I wanna take a second attack
and just throw a dagger at him.
Just to.
- Yes.
- Yeah, throw a dagger. Go for it.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Does a 20 hit?
- Yeah. 20 hits.
- Okay.
I, you know what i'm gonna do is
I'm gonna expend another superiority die
To push him 15 feet
even further to get him
Like 30 feet under water.
- So vicious.
- Yeah, go for it. Go for it.
- Okay, so i hit him for 13
And then i expended
another superiority die
To push him even further under.
- Jet, you are standing in the
crow's nest next to primsy.
This strange monk appears to
you, speaks to you and says,
"i am here to protect
the magic of candia."
And as that happens,
You feel flickerish
like moving in your hand
And you realize whatever
any pontifex or any paladin
Or any stinking piece
of cheese wants to say,
The future of candia is here in your hand.
You step forward, completely
encased in shadow, jet black.
- Can i wipe the shadow off?
Like as if it was like
foam and like a gray?
- Just like lapin,
A little bit of
scintillating purple energy
Crosses your eyes, just enough
for stilton to lock eyes.
And all he can see are
two eyes in the storm.
- And a mouth that says "for lapin."
- He is hurled back as flickerish,
You feel it like a rattle where
it starts in the basket hilt
And then shakes up the sword.
By the time the point gets to him,
The point is like four
inches wide of vibrating,
Pure magic energy that blasts him off.
And as he goes through
the air still alive,
You reach onto your back,
Pull a hidden dagger, and
hurdle him with a bolt
Of glowing black, like, black light.
Hungry, sugary energy.
- I knew it! I knew i was psychic!
- You don't send him 15 feet down.
You send his wicked soul
to the bottom of the ocean.
- Yeah!
- You guys see the,
For like a mile around the
ocean illuminates with light
In a moment of magical retribution.
Stilton curdeau, the architect
of the assassination attempt
On sucrosi road, is dead.
- Yes!
- And now i'd like to action surge.
I would like to tie a rope around primsy
And then swing,
Like use my shield almost
like, rig it up like a trapeze.
Like i've practiced with ruby.
And i'd like to trapeze with primsy
Hanging from me to this boat.
- Awesome. Great.
So what i'm gonna need from you is this.
I'm gonna need a dc 15,
'cause the action surge is dope
And you have almost all
of your movement left.
So give me just a dc 15
sleight of hand to tie the knot
And then give me a dc 15
acrobatics to make it there.
- Okay.
Sleight of hand. Okay.
So first the knot.
I do not tie the knot.
- Okay.
- So can i use the rest
of my action, then,
To just try to do one
of those medicine things
Where i can stabilize her?
- Absolutely.
If you just wanna make an
untrained medicine check,
It's a dc 15 medicine check.
If you don't have that
skill, it's just wisdom.
- Okay. That is a plus zero.
I got a five.
- Okay.
You kneel down next to primsy,
Begin to try to staunch the milk.
As you do, you see that she
is, you know, dying there.
She looks up at you and
goes, "i'm very sorry.
I'm very sorry. I did not believe you."
- No. You know what?
It was your choice to not believe me.
And you are a strong woman
and you stand by your choices.
- "i'm a strong woman.
I'm a strong woman."
- You're a strong woman.
- "we're sinking! She's going under!"
"i'm a strong woman.
I don't need a man."
You are kneeling next to primsy here.
I'm gonna say with that,
In this incredible turn
with that failure there.
- Is there anything else i can do?
- You spent your action surge.
You have your movement left.
You can just give me an
acrobatics check to try,
This is like double difficult terrain.
If you wanted to just pick her
up and try to get her across,
You could do that.
- What about getting her
into this boat, though?
- That's gonna be athletics
instead of acrobatics.
That's a jump into the boat.
- Okay, i guess.
Well, i'm worried that she'll be,
If i bring her here though,
She's just gonna get hit by arrows.
- It's all bad, you know?
Like whatever you can do. Yeah.
- I think i wanna get her in this.
Hey, hey, my fellow rock!
Do you have any sort of
healing touch to use?
- I do not.
I can do something, but not for her.
- I see. Sort of a self-Care of thing.
Okay, i guess i'm gonna pick her up
And try and do an acrobatics check
To bring her towards her people.
- Just start walking across.
- Yeah.
- Okay, go ahead and give me,
This is gonna be another dc 15 acrobatics
Just to move your three
squares of movement.
- Okay.
Do you think, or should i just be
Bringing her into this boat?
I think that i should just be trying to
Bring her into this boat.
- It's, you know,
there's danger both ways.
You're in the middle of a sinking ship.
It's either, do you wanna pick her up
And try to catwalk her
to the other crow's nest?
Or do you wanna just make a leap
To try and get into the lifeboat?
- I wanna leaps to get into the lifeboat.
- Okay. That's gonna be dc 15 athletics.
- That's the problem is my acrobatics
Is so much better than my
athletics, but i just think.
- If you hold an action, i
can send yak to help you.
- I hold an action.
- Dope.
- I gotta get me a f*ck' familiar. Damn.
- Okay. You grab primsy in your arms.
You're ready.
That is going to be theo.
- Sweet.
Do i get the sense, if i,
I would have to take attacks and such.
If i got into this boat,
Would i be able to row
it with any kind of like.
- It would just be.
- Effectiveness?
- It would be a water vehicle proficiency.
I mean, or you could just make
an untrained strength check
To try and row it.
- Right.
- And you can see how large that boat is.
It's really about having
multiple people rowing in there.
- Okay.
Okay.
Well, i am surrounded
by dudes at the bottom.
I don't know if i'm gonna be
able to k*ll them in one hit.
Why not? I'm gonna try something to crazy.
- Okay.
- Tell me if this is too shenanigan-Y.
- Okay.
- I would like to potentially,
so i have weapon bond,
Which means as a bonus action,
i can summon my weapon.
- Cool.
- I would like to throw my
sword at the rope to hit it
And get it like moving
and then summon it back
And jump onto the rope
and try to get over here.
- Okay. Which rope are you
trying to sever right now?
- No no no, not sever it.
I just wanna like, get it
moving to come back to me.
- You wanna get your sword
moving to summon it back to you.
- I wanna like hock my sword
as hard as i can at the rope
To get like the momentum going so that
When it comes back to
me, i can jump on it.
- Gotcha.
You're trying to boomerang your sword
So it knocks the rope towards you.
- Exactly.
- Okay. That's a bonus action.
What is the skill check involved in
A boomeranging magic sword?
This game is hard.
- Not even necessarily boomeranging.
I'm hocking my sword as
hard as i can at the rope
Hoping that i knock it this way
And that momentum brings it back this way.
- Gotcha.
- Or we want it to get tangled up
So when you pull the sword
back the rope comes too.
- That would be dope too.
- The point is, you're just
trying to get that rope to you.
- Exactly.
- Okay.
I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is a,
It's a ranged attack, so
it's gonna be based on dex.
- f*ck.
- So we're just gonna call
this a dc 15 dex check
As your bonus action.
- All right.
- My favorite murph noise.
I'll have sprinkle help me on this one,
'cause i need to roll a 15 or higher.
Nat 20!
- Yes!
- You guys see sir theobald gumbar,
The knights of north gumbia,
Lord commander of the tartguard,
Hucks a glowing orange popsicle
out over the milky sea.
And this rope, you want
this guy right here?
- Either one.
I was thinking the closer
one, but whichever one is.
- Cool.
This rope swings right
over to you, my man.
- Sweet.
I guess i wanna,
I just kind of want to get over
to primsy and help if i can.
So yeah, what would, can i like go up here
And try to like jump over to here?
Like, what can i do with
this rope? Or just climb it?
- You can attempt to climb the rope.
That's just a raw athletics check.
- Yeah, i guess i'll just
jump and start climbing.
- Okay.
- And i'll take hits, i guess.
- So here's the thing.
Normally this would just
be difficult terrain
And it would be like a half
movement kind of thing.
You're in full armor.
- Okay.
- So what this is gonna be is
it is a dc 15 athletics check
For you to move up the rope
And you're gonna make it every time
You take a movement action.
You need to hit that 15.
- Got it.
- Cool?
- Yeah.
Yeah. It has to be.
- Cool.
Go ahead and make your
first athletics check.
- This one was just a nat 20.
Gimme something good.
Nat 20!
- Yo!
- What's going on? Is
up down, black is white?
- Yeah. For real.
- I truly don't know.
- This is just making up for
the last horrible battle.
- My god.
- Yeah.
- Incredible, theo. You
make it to the crow's nest.
- Hell yes.
- f*ck yes.
- On a nat 20.
- That's insane.
- Wow.
- Boom, theo, you, a light on the,
You see theo who, again,
When the time calls
for it, theo grabs the,
Swings the sword, brings the rope.
All these guys are gonna get
swings on you as you leave.
- That's fine.
- Okay. That is, you're gonna take.
- From one dude?
- From one dude.
- Okay, so minus three. So nine.
- Yeah, not sweating it,
clank off your armor and you,
You like get one leg around
it and just hand over hand,
Ha ha ha, and surge up the rope
and leap to the crow's nest
Fighting in a sink ship in full armor
In defiance of god and man.
- That's insane.
- Two nat 20s in a row.
- That's so cool.
- Unbelievable.
- So that presumably was
my action doing that.
- That is your, i'm gonna say that you
Use your movement to do that.
- Okay, great.
- You have your action left if you want.
- Sweet. I'm gonna try to get our girl up.
Get primsy up.
- Oh, just to stabilize her?
- Yeah, i guess so.
- Give me a medicine check.
- I don't want her to die.
Nat one.
- Okay.
- You k*ll her.
- k*ll her.
- Yeah, you're like, you're
there with your gauntlets.
You have like your gauntlets
and are fumbling around.
- In surgery.
You're just riding high and
you forget what you're doing.
- I think what happens
is you actually save her,
But she wakes up and recognizes you as
The man who says "don't make a noise."
- Don't worry. Don't worry.
I'm here. Don't make a noise.
- I'm gonna say on a nat one,
you successfully revive her,
And as you turn around, like, "we got it!"
You clank, hit her in the
head with your armored elbow
And she goes out again.
- You're leslie nielsen.
- Oh my god.
Cool.
- Awesome. That's your action?
- Do i get an opportunity
attack on theobald?
- Okay, time to roll for the ship.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Annabelle is the only person
Who has been helping
the ship in this moment.
So she alone has to hit this 20 dc check.
She gets a plus four.
She needs a 16 or higher.
- Yes!
- Nice job.
- The ship does not go deeper.
The ship does not sink.
- Nice.
- Oh, cool.
I just saw the mechanics of this.
Rick perry forever.
That's really f*ck' sick.
- Amazing.
That is now gonna be the storm, however.
- The storm gets to roll
- Yeah, the storm.
- I'm like, who else,
who else getting turnt?
- The zombies.
- Incredible.
- This ship is a ghost ship
that's filled with zombies?
- Also fun fact, there's
another ship filled with eagles.
- And they're bad and angry.
- And the yogurt kraken comes out.
- Okay, i'm going to need everybody here
To make a dc 10 strength check.
- Oh no.
- I'll take it. Oh, i'm not raging though.
- I'm on primsy.
Am i like helping her in any
way or something like that?
- Actually, if you make your
check with disadvantage,
Then primsy doesn't need
to make a check at all.
- Well.
- Do you want me to do it?
I have better strength.
- Yeah, you should do it.
You have better strength than i do.
- I can't use dex, right?
These are strength saving
throws. You can't use dex.
These are strength saving throws.
- I rolled a three.
- Three. Okay.
- I'm rolling with disadvantage.
Okay.
- Okay, great.
You're successful.
- Murph!
- Did anyone get sub 10?
- Yeah, i got a three.
- Three?
- No, i got, because i
have six to strength.
So i got a 12.
- Ruby, you are back on
the helm of the ship.
You fly five feet back and go prone,
But you're within the walls
and everything's good.
If it was gonna happen to anyone,
It was good that it happened to you.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
That's, so just.
You see ropes going
around.
The ship's going down.
Boom, you hit the deck.
That is now going to be back
at the top of the order.
Amethar, that's you.
- I look back to annabelle, i say,
"annabelle, how long
can you hold the ship?"
- "right, she's bound for the bottom,
But if we can get another ship,
I can get the crew over
there and we can make way."
- All right. So hold this ship.
Take another ship.
- "aye, that's the plan.
If you go over the edge, i'll
send the ladies after you."
- All right, ladies!
And i'm going to, i'd
like to jump from here.
To liam? No.
- You have a 20-Foot-Long
jump, by the way.
- Okay.
I get, i mean, okay.
Let me think.
Yeah, i don't. Sorry.
Oh, i'll just sit down.
I wanna jump to where
liam's at on the boat.
- Okay, awesome.
So that's gonna be, that is 15 movement.
gonna go five, 10, 15.
That's your full 40.
You're gonna take seven
points of falling damage.
- Right.
- And you can be right here or right here,
Wherever you wanna be.
- I'll be right,
I'll be in striking distance.
- Cool.
- Then i'll go into a rage.
So i think anyone within 10 feet of me
Takes three fire damage.
- Okay.
- Nice.
- And then question of the day,
Chucking m*therf*ckers in the ocean.
What is, opposed athletics?
Or what's the vat?
How do i chuck m*therf*ckers in the ocean?
- You can absolutely chuck
m*therf*ckers in the ocean.
It's a grapple. And then
you move at half speed.
You've used your movement,
however, this turn.
- Great.
So theoretically couldn't chuck
No m*therf*ckers in the ocean?
- You could make a shove attempt,
But you'd need someone to be near the prow
For that to happen.
- No chucking yet.
Well, i'll take two
attacks on the captain.
- Hell yeah. Go for it.
- Great.
Sorry.
- 12 does not hit on the captain.
- 18.
- 18 does hit on the captain.
- I re-Roll ones and twos,
so i'll re-Roll this.
- Hell yeah.
- Two twice.
So that's 14 on the captain.
- Liam, you look out through the shadows
And see at the edge of the
dim light from the colby
Your noise of hitting the deck, boom,
Made everyone go, "what was that?"
This noise is not a boom.
It is a crash as the wood end of the,
Or the blue cheese wood
underneath shatters.
And you see the king catch the captain
As he whips around to
look right across the jaw.
Teeth, cheese and blood goes
scattering across the deck.
The king has joined you
in battle, your cousin.
- Let's go to w*r, guys!
- You do take three points of fire damage.
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
Ba ba ba ba.
That is going to be cheddar,
Who, i'm gonna roll some moves for them.
They're gonna each go across.
- Come on, ladies.
- No one got a five or below.
- Sweet.
- We're gonna go one.
So you know what?
Some of them are gonna come over.
The rest are gonna come, this
one's gonna come over here.
One rushes down, grabs her friend's body,
Brings her back up to the helm here.
The rest go over the
side to join the fight
Down on this ship.
Boom, boom, boom.
They're each gonna take
some falling damage.
Not enough to put any of them out,
But that is a hard drop for these sailors.
Boom, boom, boom.
And then each of them are going to
Take a dash over here.
One,
Two,
Three,
Four.
Ooh, a nat 20, an 18, a 17, and a 14.
- Let's go, ladies.
- Hell yeah.
- Of course annabelle's crew
is just f*cking ruthless.
- They rush up behind here.
They're badly wounded.
But you see, even in
the dark, they rush up.
This guy's got just enough illumination.
They rush up and just
shank him from behind.
Bam bam bam bam bam, arrows
fired at him, this guy's dead.
Hits the deck as they ice this marauder
Or this pirate right here.
That is going to be, that's
cheddar, ruby, that's you.
- Okay.
- Oh, send me yak so i
can try and jump over.
- I'm definitely gonna do that,
But let me just make sure that i can do
What i'm gonna do first.
So i would like to use my mage hand
To pull this rope on the
other boat over to me.
I'd like to swing across and
then tie myself to the mast.
- Give me an acrobatics check,
If you would be so kind.
- Absolutely.
- Incredible. That's definitely enough.
You grab, in a flash of lightning
You see the image of your
aunt sailing spectrally,
Grab the thing, brings it over to you.
You are back in your circus training
That you asked your
parents for so long ago.
You do that aerialist thing where you just
Wrap the rope a couple
times around one leg,
You're just twirling.
- So graceful.
- You are just honestly
twirling in the storm
And having a f*ck' great time.
- Right.
And then because i'm above these guys,
I have advantage against them, right?
- Yes. You used a bonus
action to do mage hand.
- Right.
So i don't have to worry about
Getting advantage from my familiar.
So i send yak over to
ruby to help her out.
- Okay.
- And then i'd like to
sh**t at the captain.
- Just making sure i'm
tracking that, yeah.
Bonus action to get that
movement on the acrobatics,
Yak flies over here to
join you guys.
Swooping down to help,
And go ahead and take
a shot at the captain.
- Great.
- That is a nat 20.
- No way!
- Oh my god.
- 20 season, baby.
- So that's 2d6 from the crit
plus 3d6 from sneak attack.
- No, no, no.
That's 2d6 from the crit plus
Extra dice are multiplied.
- No way.
- So that's gonna be 8d6 damage.
- Plus six, plus five.
- Yeah!
- Okay.
Five, 10, 15, 21,
- Amethar, as you take this guy's jaw off,
He stumbles backward.
He stumbles backward and
in a flash of lightning,
Like a trapeze artist, your daughter,
In the midst of a like
hurricane-Force gale,
Lightning behind her,
Just twirling as stately
as possible in a circle
Slowly around the mast, lets go.
And the arrow quivers in the deck
Having entered the top of his skull
And going out through
the bottom of his jaw
And he collapses to the floor dead.
- Thanks for letting me take
those circus classes, dad.
- Wow. I guess that circus
bullshit really worked out.
- Can i take my held action now?
- Yes you can.
- Okay, so i'm gonna jump onto the boat
With my new friend rocks.
- Hello.
- You seem trustworthy, right?
- Maybe. In a way.
- Enough for me. I jump onto the boat.
- Do i know who he is?
- Yeah, who the f*ck is this?
- Oh, this is cumulous rocks!
- Do i know cumulous?
- I described him to you in your memory.
When we were running through comida,
He was the person that
lazuli handed that paper to.
Remember?
"cumulous, take this to the
temple of the spinning star."
- We've met.
- We've met before.
- Yes.
- Cool.
Well, i'm gonna take this dead
girl and jump onto that boat.
- Right.
- 18.
- That is, you needed a 15 to get there.
- Right.
- Jet, you summon your inner strength,
Heft primsy in your arms,
And leap through the storm, bam!
Alighting in the middle
of the boat with cumulous.
- Yeah, go for it. Here you go.
You got it.
- Boom. You hit the deck.
- Hey.
- Hello.
- Do you know my dad? You're
like friends with my dad?
- Liam, that's gonna be you.
- All right. I'm gonna attack
this guy right in front of me.
- Hell yeah. You got two attacks.
- You look like cotton candy?
- Oh, that's 22.
- 22 hits.
- Oh, i'm hitting him with ice knife.
- Ooh, awesome.
Cool, cool, cool.
- So i'm going forward and i'm
doing it at a second level,
Which means that, so i hit him for a d10.
- Sorry, this does not
get cast at second level
Because this comes from your crossbow.
So i'm giving this to you for free
'cause your crossbow's become magical.
So it's just gonna be at first level.
- Oh, okay.
The thing at the bottom
where it says second level.
- Right, but because
you're because you're not
Spending a spell slot on this,
You can't spend a higher
spell slot on this.
Like, the crossbow comes
with its own spell slot.
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
So it's gonna be 1d10 and then
the other abilities happen.
- Cool.
- Cool.
- So him, so the d10 for
this guy is gonna be a three.
So he takes three and then i'll do 2d6
And so him and the other two guys
Will get this 2d6 exploding damage.
- Oh, that's correct, yes.
- Okay, cool.
Four.
- So hold on one second.
That's going to be, so
three to him and then four,
They're gonna make some dex saves here.
Okay.
So he's gonna take three,
he's gonna take four,
- Does he take the d6 as well?
- He does not take the d6 as well.
- I think it says the
target and each creature
Within five feet.
- He made his save, is the thing.
- Oh, i got you.
- Yeah yeah yeah, cool.
And then that guy takes
four, so he's at six.
So you fire the ice knife.
There's a burst everywhere.
Amethar technically within five feet,
So you gotta give me a
dexterity saving throw
You roll with advantage.
- Okay. So that's, okay, there's that one.
- 14 saves. You do not
take any exploding damage.
So you fire the ice
knife. That's your action.
Any bonus actions or movements?
- I'm gonna attack again.
- So ice knife is really more about
You taking out a group of people far away
Because with ice knife, it is your action.
It's not an attack, right?
So this is like a spell you can cast
That takes the place of an
action, if that makes sense.
- So i make a range spell attack
On a target and it's an action?
- Exactly.
This is like your
crossbow casting a spell,
Not you firing an arrow.
- Okay, well then maybe i'll
just do the other one instead,
This hail of thorns.
- Or bursting arrow.
I know there's a lot of abilities.
The crossbow gives you
bursting arrow and ice knife.
So the crossbow gives you
bursting arrow and ice knife.
Your spells give you hail
of thorns and hunter's mark
And those other ones.
- Okay, cool.
So then i, instead of doing ice knife,
I am casting bursting arrow,
Which is all the same rolls
and all the same damage.
- Cool. Hold on.
- 'cause it would be 2d6.
- Yes, yes, yes.
Let me just double check that. Yeah.
Except you actually add
more because you're,
That actually is an attack.
- Cool.
- So you are gonna add another plus eight.
So that actually goes from six, six, two,
And that's 14 you're casting that on.
So now that's actually gonna go to, yeah,
He's taking, so he takes
more damage when you do that.
- Cool.
- Awesome.
And the other guys actually
don't get saves with bursting.
Bursting hair is a little bit better.
- Okay, cool.
- So awesome.
Eight, man, that guy is 13.
So he's gonna take, he's the 10. Cool.
There's like a minty blast of shards
And smoke flashes around here.
Amethar, you do actually take
four points of cold damage.
- Hey, i did you three, you do me four.
- Great.
- This w*r guy stuff.
- And is that a spell, bursting arrow?
- Ice knife is a spell,
bursting arrow is an ability.
- Love it.
So then i am going to,
with my second attack,
Cast hail of thorns with this attack.
- Oh, bonus action, hail of thorns.
Yeah. You can absolutely use a
bonus to cast hail of thorns.
- Cool.
So i'm gonna attack the same
guy right in front of me.
- Yeah. Let me just double check that.
You do your arrow.
Yeah, it doesn't take an action.
That all works out with
the action economy.
Let's do some hail of thorns.
- Hell yeah.
Oh, so close. A 12.
- 12 hits.
- Cool.
- Oh, nice.
- All right.
So then that is a d10.
Yeah! Oh, dang, i
thought that was a seven.
So that's nine damage.
- Okay.
- To the person right in front of me.
- Still standing.
And then in addition to the
normal effect of the attack,
The target of the attack and each creature
Within five feet must make a dex save.
A creature takes 1d10 piercing
damage on a failed save
Or half as much on a successful one.
- Cool, and i'm-
- This one you can use at second level.
- I'm going to, yeah.
So this will be 2d10
and it's only five feet.
So would amethar be involved?
- He would be. So he's gotta
make a dex save here as well.
- Ah, crazy. Okay.
- It's all good.
- Where are you?
- It's fine.
- All right.
- How much damage do you do?
- Nine.
- All of them fail. They all
take nine points of damage.
This guy, amethar, what
did you roll on your save?
- 18.
- 18, so you take half
of that. You take four.
- What kind of damage is that?
- It is piercing. Oh,
so you take even less.
You take two.
- Hell yeah.
- And then two and 13 each take four.
Yeah, liam.
- Let's go!
- You see, yeah.
You see liam is unloading.
You're deep in the blast
range of all that he's doing.
Just his peppermint icy crossbow just,
,
just you guys see explosions
Of peppermint shards all over
the back deck of this ship.
Just like stabbing pieces of candy cane
Jutting out of the cheese everywhere.
That is going to be.
- I'm gonna take my movement.
Can i get through without
attacks of opportunity
Since this guy's out?
- No, they will get swings on you if,
Oh no, they're holding ranged,
Oh no, they were holding melee weapons.
So they will get swings on
you if you move past them.
- Where are we here?
Yeah, i'll jump up on here to get around
And try to get down here,
like with the cheese people.
- Cool. I'm gonna ask for
a dc 10 acrobatics check.
- Acrobatics, okay.
Oh, it's c*ck.
- Go ahead and re-Roll it.
- All right.
Hey, got it.
- Cool.
- 17.
- 17. So you're gonna jump up here.
Cool, so that's one.
This guy, they will
still get swings on you
If you leave their threatened area.
- Oh, both of them?
- Unless you, if you don't
move past this guy, he won't.
But if you move past
somebody, they swing on you.
- Got it.
But even that one from afar
will be able to swing on me
If i'm up on that ledge?
- Yep. 'cause it's not about
you being on the ledge.
It's about when you leave his space,
Like, he gets one for the
road on you basically.
- One for the road.
- All right, let's do it.
- Cool, cool.
- Is it healthy to have this
much adrenaline in your body?
- No.
- Cool.
It's gonna be six, seven,
Nine damage from one and then
eight damage from another.
- Cool.
- How many hit points you at?
- I still got a few.
- Cool.
- 21.
- Cool.
So you're gonna go five, 10, 15.
Where are you ending up?
- Just kind of by the cheese warriors.
- Like you might be here,
behind them or in front of them?
- Behind them.
- Cool.
- My fierce women.
- Hell yeah.
- Fighters.
- Lady cheeses.
- Incredible.
Liam, that's you.
These guys are gonna go now.
Where are my people?
Okay.
So this ship moves through here.
There you go.
- Do you want us to move?
- No, no, you're all good.
Schaubach, did i f*ck anything
up by moving that ship?
- You're all good.
- Cool.
- Damn, schaubach.
That's real nice of you.
- I think actually you can
only move it in this direction.
For camera reasons, you
can only move it this way.
- Yeah. And i see you have to help.
- For camera reasons,
I think you can't
actually put those minis.
- You wanna put on like way less minis.
- Yeah. For camera.
None of these are in focus right now.
- Hey, my guy, can i get a confirmation?
He's giving me the thumbs up.
- Right, yeah, yeah.
No, no, don't bother looking.
He's definitely giving.
- It's sort of a camera issue.
We can't have our characters.
- Yeah, right next to.
How can you not give him any minis?
Thank you so much.
- Hey, dude, i'm getting a
call from marketing right now.
This is like too much branding.
Like it's gonna be hard
to like, get releases for.
- The big bleu cheese lobby
Is gonna be really on our asses.
- They're gonna come down on our asses.
- Yeah. The bleu cheese government.
- Big bleu, dude.
- Oh my god. Those guys are powerful.
And litigious.
- Yeah.
- Really litigious.
- They got lawyers out the wazoo.
- Yeah.
- Brennan's about to say something mean.
- Well, a bunch of people
attack theo and they all miss.
Ping, just arrows off your
armor, ping ping ping ping ping.
That is going to be primsy.
- Oh, you're fighting someone right there?
- Yeah, he jumped up.
- On a nat one, primsy is fully dead.
- Oh no.
I like primsy.
- I agree, i don't want her to die.
- It is very funny it was only you.
It was just you, and it
was a little facetious.
- I like good guys. She's a good guy.
- You're strong. You're a strong woman.
- Nine. That's her second failure.
- f*ck!
- Oh no!
- Yak can give her a help action.
You should row.
- I think i'm just gonna
try and do a medicine check.
If i have advantage.
- Oh right, yeah yeah yeah.
- I can try to stabilize.
- Can yak not give her advantage?
- Yak just gave me advantage.
- Is stabilizing someone a dc 10 or dc 15?
- Hm?
- Is stabilizing someone
- 15.
- Oh, wow.
- It's 15.
- I'm just gonna keep trying.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- There's no other option.
Rowing won't get it there
in time for her next save.
- Okay.
Now the rest of these
marauders are gonna go.
These guys are gonna step up to amethar.
- Come at me.
Actually, don't. Don't come too hard.
- What's your ac?
- 16, but i'm hurt.
Seven plus two nine, nine
halved to four to amethar.
- Oh, who gives a sh*t?
That's it?
- Yeah. That's it.
One hit you.
- I can get with that.
- These guys are gonna
turn, take some swings.
- My lady cheeses, no!
Oh boy.
- I love the lady cheeses.
- They're so cute.
- They honestly, it's nice to
be finding alongside cheeses.
- Right?
- This one drops.
- No, baby!
- Gets stabbed. Hiya!
Battle on the open deck of the ship.
- Let's go, babybel.
- That's, now the rest of these
marauders are going to go.
- That guy has been like
weird half hanging so long.
- They're on a bad ship.
- Yeah, actually, these
guys see this sinking vessel
And they see primsy going
off into the other boat.
So these guys are actually going to,
One, two, three.
- f*ck' assholes.
- Where's sprinkle at, by the way?
- Sprinkle's with me.
- Okay, cool, cool.
- Sprinkle is actually
captaining the ship.
If that makes sense.
- And this goes.
- Yes, run.
- Yeah, they're gonna shout up here.
They jump into this boat and
Are going to row up.
- Wait, come back.
- Row up alongside here,
Which i'm gonna say rowing
a boat through choppy waters
Is a full action.
- I mean, would you consider this like
An attack of opportunity range?
- Who's left your threatened area?
- This guy has.
This guy is left my threatened area.
- Under no f*cking circumstances.
All right. I'm gonna
make a little roll here.
Okay. That's successful.
The boat moves up alongside,
i'm also gonna make.
On a 17, this guy's
pulled up into the boat
Along with them as they roll up.
And i'm gonna say that it only takes,
They only have four oars.
So that's one, two, three, four.
Three of them are gonna take shots at.
- They have arrows and maces?
- Yep.
Three of these guys are
gonna take shots at cumulous.
- Can i deflect missiles?
- You can use the reaction
to deflect missiles
If they hit you, that's
absolutely correct.
One hits you for
Seven points of damage.
- Okay, can i use-
- Would-
- So it's 1d10 plus 11?
- Oh, so you're.
- So i catch it and throw it back at 'em.
- Okay. Go ahead and make an attack roll.
- Okay.
What would that be? Just
unarmed, or what is, what?
- Yeah, that's, no, that's gonna be
Proficiency plus dexterity.
So that's gonna be plus eight.
- Okay.
That is 14.
- Yep. Go ahead and roll.
Go ahead and roll 1d6 plus two.
- Four.
- You see the guy in the front of the boat
Sails past you and fires
an arrow at cumulous.
Cumulous is still a spinning cloud,
Snatches the arrow and hurls it back.
And it hits him in the side of the head
For four points of damage.
And he goes.
- Be afraid.
- Incredible.
That's, everyone on this boat has gone.
Those guys have all gone.
That's going to, and you see that they,
They like hook their boat
to the side of your boat.
That's now going to be annabelle,
Who looks at this sinking ship.
- Annabelle.
- She looks at the colby, the
flagship of house cheddar.
Looks to her friend behind her, who nods.
And she is going to make
an acrobatics check.
Nat 20.
- Yeah.
- Damn, how many nat 20s
are we gonna roll today?
- Crazy.
- Enough.
- She's gonna go five, 10, 15, 20,
With a bonus dash action.
She's going to run up.
You see annabelle cheddar
look at her sinking ship,
Turn to her friend who nods
And lifts the wounded warrior in her arms.
Everyone having deserted the ship,
She will not jump into the other ship
While there are still people on her ship.
So she runs along the gunnel,
Runs up along the side of the ship,
Springs through the
storm to the crow's nest,
Runs fleet of foot as sure as can be
Down the broken mast and hits
the person in front of theo
For 18 points of damage with her rapier.
That is going to be cumulous.
- Do you, just a mechanics question.
For hour of reaping,
Do you know if my allies
get feared as well?
- Your allies get feared as well.
- Gotcha.
- Oh, that sounds dope, whatever it is.
- If only we were in
- I know.
- Definitely.
- One day we'll use-
We've used the locket
of the sweetest once.
- I know.
- How many people are on that boat?
- Only one is down on that
boat, so that is actually.
- Is that that dude?
- One, two, three, there are seven
Living people on that boat.
- They pulled a dead
body back onto the boat?
- No, the captain was just dead in there.
- Oh, right.
- Since the beginning.
- Oh, right, yes.
- Yeah, liam iced him right away.
- From the darkest hours of liam.
- I think cumulous is
gonna jump onto that boat.
Can't really see it from here. Sorry.
Hell yeah.
- Right here?
- Yeah, i think.
- Oh my god.
- Cool.
- And just start attacking them.
Just regular attacks.
Well, who, how many people
are within five feet of me?
I don't wanna knock them into your boat,
Is the thing, though.
- Within five feet of you,
There's probably four people
within five feet of you.
- Okay.
I'm just gonna start thinning
out the boat, i guess.
I think 'cause otherwise i'll
knock them into your boat
And it doesn't do that much damage.
Okay, so i'll attack the
guy right in front of me.
- Hell yeah. Go for it.
So you're gonna make two
attacks with your staff first.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hits.
- 25, or 27.
- Yep. That hits.
- And then, can i roll damage before?
- Yes. You can go ahead and
roll damage before, absolutely.
So that's 1d...
Nine, ooh.
Nine plus 14.
So 23.
- Ooh.
You do 23 damage? Death's door.
He's looking almost dead.
- Okay, then i will,
Yeah, i guess i'll just
use a key point to flurry.
- Okay. Go ahead and
make two unarmed attacks.
- Okay. Do i have to do
them both on the same guy?
- Nope.
- Okay, cool.
- Can't help it.
- Would a 13 hit?
- It would, yep.
- 10.
- 10 does not hit.
- Okay.
So then that is just a d6 plus five, so.
Nine.
- Nine to the guy right in front of you?
- Yes.
- Cumulous leaps into
the boat and in a flurry
Of this like, long cotton stick, like,
Cotton candy stick
staff, just, badadadada!
It looks like cumulous maybe
doesn't weigh anything.
Like, it takes him no
effort to just stay like
Hanging off of his staff
up in the air and just
Badadadada, dead.
- As he dies, cumulous, i think,
Sticks his staff in him and
dries him up a little bit
And gets seven, or excuse
me, nine temp hit points.
- Nice.
- Cumulous' eyes sink deeper
into his head.
And you see that some
of the natural sugars
Within that bleu cheese
and the cheese cracks
And dries and cumulous looks
even stronger than before.
- What?
- Cool.
- So spooky.
- Such power.
- It's just crazy that my
dad never mentioned you.
Do you get christmas cards from us?
- Did someone named lazuli make you?
- Um, in a sense, yes.
- Whoa.
We have a lot to talk about after this.
- Yeah.
- Awesome.
That is cumulous' turn. Jet, that's you.
- That's me. Okay.
Can i use my, if i use my second wind,
But not take my second wind,
Can i use it to get advantage
on a medicine check?
- No, you have yak.
- Yak is giving you advantage.
- Oh, sweet. Okay.
Then would you say that a medicine check,
Since i'm like chest compressing,
It's kind of like an attack, you know?
- Hmm.
- Right. Like, like one chest compression.
Oh, i actually.
- Do you think reality
is strained by the fact
That a hawk is helping you
with surgery right now?
How much lower do you want me to go?
- I just, i do think that
you respect me for trying.
- I will never knock the hustle.
I'll never knock the hustle.
- We have a telepathic link.
I am helping with surgery.
- Hold on one second,
actually, before, i forgot.
- And 18-Year-Old bandages.
- I actually have to
roll some strength saves
For the two that are in the drink already.
One fails and is immediately
moved 30 feet out to sea.
This guy is gonna get a dex save
As he goes towards that boat
And manages to grab onto one
of these oars in the ocean
Before being swept further out to sea.
You see this guy
screaming and disappearing
Into the dark ocean.
- Cumulous, are you cool
me doing this death save
Instead of coming to help you?
It's a shot in the dark.
- Death is beautiful.
- You know what?
I'm gonna backlog all our christmas
cards and send them your way.
- Liam hasn't met you yet,
but he's gonna love you.
- Go ahead and give me a, untrained,
A dc 15 medicine check with advantage.
- Yes!
- I got it! 19!
- Yes.
- Primsy coldbottle is stabilized.
As you, she coughs up
clotted milk and cream.
As you-
- Ew.
- As you clear her throat,
she's able to breathe again
And you press down on
the injury in her stomach
To help staunch the bleeding.
That is your action.
You have saved the life
of primsy coldbottle.
In the flash of-
- You saved yourself, girl. Strong woman.
- "i don't, i don't
need. I didn't need no-"
- We started trouble with that finger.
- You see that in a flash of lightning
Annabelle looks down to you
And sees primsy look back up at her.
Annabelle looks down to you and salutes
With her sword out to one
side from the crow's mast
Of the sinking ship.
- This is one alliance that
really paid off for you, huh?
- Incredible.
That is going to be, so any
bonus action from you that turn?
- No, i don't need to second wind.
I mean, i'd love to,
I'd love to just like kick the
rope off that they threw on.
- Okay. Yeah.
Go ahead and just gimme
a sleight of hand check.
We'll call it dc 15 sleight of hand.
- Yeah, i got 20.
- Hell yeah.
You kick the rope off and the boats
Come unmoored from each other.
- Yeah.
Can i prepare, wait, reaction.
Can i like prepare a reaction
to like help theobald
If he tries to jump on?
- You've used your action to save primsy.
- All right.
- Sprinkle, i appreciate it.
- My rope is there. Yeah, yeah.
- Theo, that's gonna be you, baby.
- Sweet.
There, can i do like a shove attack
To try to knock this guy off?
What is the mechanics of that?
Is that athletics or what is that?
- That's just a shove, yeah.
That's athletics versus athletics.
- Okay, sweet. I'm gonna
try to throw him off.
- Okay. You have to beat a seven.
- Okay, well.
- Honestly?
- Never doubt me.
Okay.
- What about sprinkle?
- I don't need sprinkle. 21.
- Theo, what do you as this guy?
"ah, you candian b*stard!"
- Shut up.
- He flies.
Flies off the ship into the drink.
- Nod to annabelle. Hope we're good now.
And then i jump to the other,
without waiting for a response,
Try to jump back here.
- Okay. You're in full armor.
So i will either let you
do you a, let me see here.
What is your strength?
- There is a little rope.
My strength is plus four, it's 18.
- 18, okay.
Yeah. Your long jump can do it.
So i'm just gonna need a dc 10 athletics.
- All right.
I'm gonna use sprinkle.
- Nice.
- Cool. Go for it.
- Come on.
Okay. Just gotta get a three or higher.
All right. Not great, but fine.
- You got a four and a six.
- 13.
- Whew, all right.
- Live life on the edge.
- Playing an armored
guy on the wide-Open sea
In full plate leaping into a boat.
It's ill-Advised, kids.
Don't try this at home.
- Because you will definitely
have the opportunity to do so.
- Boom, theo and sprinkle
land in the boat together.
- Sweet.
How much, is that on my movement?
How much of my movement is that?
- That is, i'd say 20 feet
of your movement, looks like.
- Okay, can i get into this boat?
- Let's go.
- Give me another dc 10 athletics.
This one's gotta be just,
Actually, this is a dc five athletics.
- Okay. I'm asking to
fall into this yogurt.
- Good thing you have athletics.
- I know, but if i roll a one,
He's gonna knock me in the yogurt.
He's just waiting to
knock me in this yogurt.
- I'm not!
You're the one f*ck' gummy bear around,
Jumping around from place to place.
- I mean, what choice do i have?
I have to.
- Hell yeah.
- I'm due. I'm due for a one.
Okay, okay. 18, 17.
- All right, my dude, you leap across.
Just a guy in full plate mail.
Just like, okay.
Let's jump up to the crow's
nest. Jump over to one lifeboat.
Jump over to the next.
- I am a gummy bear.
- You are a gummy bear.
Okay. That boat's packed.
Yeah. You jump in there, bam.
- Action surge.
- Whoo!
- Swing down on, nobody's hurt,
'cause my dude just k*lled somebody.
- Yep.
- So swing down on whatever
dude is next to me.
- Cool. Go for it.
- There are them rolls. 13.
- 13 hits.
- Okay, sweet.
Seven damage.
- Seven damage. Great.
- And then i'll take my second attack.
- 24 to hit hits.
- Yeah.
- All right.
- You 18 damage to this guy
right in front of you here?
- Yep.
- Okay.
- Who's dead and who's alive?
- There's the captain and another guy.
- Oh, okay. Okay.
- You slash with the
battle pop, boom, boom.
Against the opponent.
He does not go down that round,
But you and cumulous are just
in this boat slaughtering.
That is going to be.
- I like your sword.
- I like your whole vibe.
- With no one making rolls.
Hold on.
- So cool.
- With no making roll
for the beautiful colby,
The ship sinks lower and lower.
- Whoa!
- That's actually cool.
- That sucks, but that is cool.
- That's so f*ck' cool.
- Sucks, but it's cool.
Dope thing to do.
- Annabelle!
- As that happens, i'm going,
The ship sinking does a lot
to the water in this area.
So i'm gonna need a dexterity
saving throw from jet
In your ship just to like,
not get like knocked over.
And i'll say that because primsy is prone,
She's gonna be okay.
But go ahead and give me a
dc 15 dexterity saving throw.
- Dexterity saving throw.
I did not get it.
- Okay.
Now what's going to happen,
so the ship goes down.
The prow moves.
You have five feet in this
direction and then behind you,
But not five feet to either side.
So i want you to roll a 1d4
Cardinal directions on the boat.
You want an even, you want an odd number,
Not an even number.
- f*ck. I got an even number.
- Jet goes over the side.
- f*ck!
- Into the drink.
- I know this isn't the
exact mechanics of it.
Is there anything i can
do with my shield mechanic
To try to grab her?
- Unfortunately no.
- Okay.
- And in fact, what i'm going to need is
From the other boat,
either theo or cumulous
To make a dexterity saving throw.
- I'll do it.
- Cool. Dc 15.
- Yeah. I got a 23.
- As the ship goes down,
Those two boats rock in
the huge waves of the ship
Sinking deeper into the water.
Your boat, you see that
you just slam your staff
And like settle, you
actually like kind of tilt
On this wild thing to like
Steady the boat in the middle there.
These two boats do not need to worry about
The sinking of that ship.
- Do all the guys on our boat make it?
- Do all the guys on
your boat make it, yes.
'cause you're steadying
like the whole boat.
Otherwise, if you don't wanna steady it,
Then theo can make the same roll
And all of them can as well.
- I'll steady it, i guess.
- Now we're gonna make a box
of doom roll for annabelle.
- Oh boy.
- Yeah, she's f*ck-
- She seems dextrous.
- Yeah.
- She's got a.
- I think i've taken up
all the good rolls for her.
- She's got a plus four.
She's just gotta get an 11 or higher.
- She's got a rope underneath her.
- This is the,
Grabbing that rope is what this
roll represents, basically.
That's a natural five.
- f*ck.
- This whole thing collapses,
boom, falls into the water.
And with it goes annabelle.
Into the tangy deep.
That is the ship sinking.
That's gonna be the storm.
I need a dc 10 strength
saving throw from everybody,
Including those who are
in the water already.
- Even me? I'm on a rope.
- Oh, you're fine.
You don't need one.
- Great.
- Got it. 19.
- I got 12.
- What was it?
- 12?
Okay, you are not, the current
is still working on you,
But the wind of the storm
doesn't push you under a wave.
- What do i have to beat?
- Had to beat a 10 on a
strength saving throw.
- I got a nine.
- I got a nine as well.
- 16.
- Okay.
Wait, so the only people that
got below a 10 are you two.
Okay. Annabelle is pushed under the water.
I need, okay, you're gonna each roll 1d4.
You don't want a, you're
trying not to get a four.
You're trying not to get a one.
- Jet, what if you immediately die?
- Two.
- Four.
- f*ck.
- f*ck!
- Meet me in the milk.
- Theo goes in.
- God, that's so bad.
- Theo is in a lot, i mean,
everyone's in a lot of trouble.
Theo's in a tremendous amount of trouble.
He's wearing full plate mail.
That
is going to be amethar.
- Okay.
I'm gonna ask a similar question to murph.
Is this too many shenanigans?
Can i run to the captain's wheel,
Spin it all the way to the
side as to flip the boat
To push the colby,
To kind of move the colby in some way
That it kind of blocks the current path
That the two of them are on?
- Whoa.
That is rad.
- Pretty rad. Cool, dude.
- Do you know how rad that is?
- I mean, it's not a,
i'm not trying to do,
I'm not trying to drive the boat.
I just wanna smash it into the colby
So that it kind of is
in, moves current-Wise.
- You wanna be rad, right?
- Dude, you're rad.
- I'm being bullied on this show.
I'm being bullied.
- Oh, you're being bullied on this show?
You're being bullied?
- I was just wondering
if you were rad or not.
I dunno. Maybe you are, maybe you're not.
- To actually hit the rudder
hard enough to move this
Is a dc 20,
No, that's a dc 25 strength check.
- Okay.
- What do you have to strength?
- You have advantage, right?
- I have plus eight,
so i have to roll a 17.
- 17 or higher.
- And i have advantage.
- You have advantage.
- Okay. Let's f*ck' go.
- Let's box of doom it.
- f*ck yeah, let's box of doom it.
- So lou, you're trying
to hit this, right?
So the tail of that hits this forward.
- Yeah.
- Or just in any way
Moves this, like makes
kind of a natural barrier
That they can maybe run into.
- 17 or higher on one of those two dice.
- 16.
- f*ck!
- There you go.
- It was worth a shot.
- Jesus.
- Okay. Anything else?
- In that case i'd like
to use all of my movement
To sprint as far as i can to this side.
- Okay, you're gonna go five,
- Jesus.
- 35, 40, right?
- Yep.
- Okay. So that's 40.
- Oh god.
- That's 40 feet of movement.
- Can i actually take less movement
And be, ooh, ooh.
No. No, why not?
Yeah.
- Cool.
- Oh my god.
- You, boom boom boom.
They're gonna get some
attacks of opportunity.
No, they already used
theirs on liam, right?
Yeah, they did.
- Yeah.
- And then can i call,
Can i call to the woman,
to the last cheese woman,
The cheese lady?
Can i say, "try and control the ship!
Annabelle and theo and
jet have all gone over."
- She hears that command.
Go ahead and for kicks, just
give me an intimidate check.
- Great.
That's gonna be 15. No, 16.
- Cool.
You sprint run as fast as you can.
That's gonna be the cheddar now.
- Get that cheddar.
- Yeah, she will run here.
She's gonna make, this
is a, steering a ship,
It's a, you know, it's sinking.
So it's gonna be just dc 20.
She's got a plus four. So she
needs a 16 or higher here.
It's an 18.
- f*ck yes!
- Yeah!
- Oh my god.
- That's great.
- Whatever checks people are going to make
Are going to have, well, okay.
So she begins to steer
the ship as best she can.
As it moves, so if that moved there,
It would mean that those
were closer to there.
And these got farther, so
like, just trying to think.
That goes, you want the butt
to swing to the left, right?
- Yeah.
- So that means that,
So i can't move this
'cause these are fixed.
So here's what's gonna happen.
This is changing in relative
position to everything else.
- Yeah.
- Right?
And then...
And then jet is right here.
As you guys swing around.
So actually yeah,
The mast of the crow's
nest comes right near theo.
- Nice.
- Annabelle is gonna be,
She, everything else sort of,
So she's gonna pivot out over here.
So it's gonna pivot out over here. Wild.
So there's a huge swing
around as all this happens
And effectively what happens
is the water around the people
That have gone into the drink has become
A lot more full of flotsam and debris.
That's amethar, that's her,
These cheddar people here are
gonna take their shots now.
Ooh, that's gonna be a miss, and hits.
Goes down.
- Hell yeah.
- Any other cheddar people here?
No, that's it.
That's going to be ruby.
- Okay.
Shenanigan time. You know you love it.
I would like to see if
i can swing to here.
- Okay.
- Is that an acrobatics check?
- We'll call that just a
dc 15 acrobatics check.
- Great.
That is a natural 20.
- Siobhan, what are you
trying to do this turn?
- I'm trying to k*ll you,
brennan. You personally.
I'm trying to make you die.
- Waited long enough.
- Mano a mano.
- Okay. What does ruby do?
You swing here.
- And i stand perfectly
balanced on this fo'c'sle.
Not fo'c'sle, this foreword sail.
And then i would like to use mage hand
To get this rope to.
- This is the longest it, it can only.
- It can get to annabelle.
- It can get to annabelle. Whew.
- And then, hm, do i wanna do this?
It, mm, ooh, maybe.
Oh, f*ck, this is some real shenanigans.
Maybe instead of that,
I see that there's this rope here.
- Mm-Hm.
- Does that? Yeah.
So instead of doing that one,
I'd like to throw this rope to jet.
- You are going to make
a dexterity saving throw.
- And you do it with help from yak.
Didn't i use yak's help
this turn already though?
- It's my turn.
- Okay.
- Yak gives help on her turn
and you use it on your turn.
Does that make sense?
- I see.
- So now you won't be able
to use it on your next turn
'cause you're using it
for the saving throw.
- Right.
- It's a dc 15 dexterity savings throw.
- I got it. Yeah.
- You, whoosh, grab the rope
In the deep.
That is now liam's turn.
- Okay.
I am going to run up to
the front of the ship.
- Okay.
- And i have stealth,
So i don't think that person will see me.
- You're also away from any light now.
So you're back in darkness, yeah.
- Okay, cool.
I'll move further. Yeah.
- Do you wanna be like, up here?
- Yeah. That'd be great.
- Cool.
- The very front in the ship.
And then i am going to
attack that group of three
On the other ship.
- Oh, nice.
- Hell yeah. Go for it.
- Okay.
- Help me get all these outta here.
- Do you get advantage 'cause it's dark?
- Yeah.
- Sick.
- But let me see.
It might be out of your, what's
the range on your crossbow?
- The range is.
- Does it say?
- Yeah, 100 to 400.
- Oh, sh*t. Okay, yeah, you
can definitely hit them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead and roll.
- Crit!
- Yeah. That's 26.
- That hits. Go ahead and
roll your second attack.
- 27.
- Okay.
So this is gonna be 1d10
plus eight on both of those.
- Cool.
So 2d10 and then plus eight.
And you know what, i'm
actually gonna, yeah.
First level hail of thorns on this one
So that i get the two people next to him.
- Cool. Awesome.
- So that's still the d10 and the eight,
But then five feet around
will have to make a save
For a second d10 coming around.
- Cool.
- So, oh yeah!
- Nice.
- A nine and a 10.
So that's 19 plus eight
is 27 on that captain.
- This guy right here? Are
you doing it on the captain?
- Yeah. Toast band.
- Toast, bam.
You, first one arrow
through the pitch storm.
The ship is like, your
whole horizon is changing
In your vision with each roll of the waves
And a peppermint bolt,
boom, through the head.
Gone.
- Hell yeah.
And then the other two have to make a save
Or else they take.
f*ck yeah! Nine.
- They each take nine points of damage.
- Wow. Nice.
- Sick.
- Liam is a force.
- And then how much
more movement do i have?
That was probably close.
- That's pretty much all
your movement, i think.
Yeah. From, yeah, from
here to, or from here.
That's close to all your movement.
- This is a little shenanigans, okay,
But can i take what's left of my bedroll
And tie it to hemp rope,
All this stuff that i have in my pack,
And throw it to cheddar?
- Unfortunately you've
used your bonus action
And your action.
All you have is movement.
If you were just moving,
i would let you do that,
But it's doing sh*t with your hands
Is like, gonna require an action.
- Oh, f*ck. Annabelle!
- Also i don't think
any of you can really,
I mean, that's where annabelle is,
But she actually got
pushed under the water.
So you would just be taking a guess
As to where she is right now.
That's liam.
All of the captains of bleu are dead.
Primsy is stable, these guys are gonna go.
One, two.
This guy's gonna come for you.
Actually, he can't see you.
Drops.
- Nice.
- Lady cheeses!
- She's still up.
Okay.
That's now going to,
And then these guys over
here are going to go.
Who can these guys still hit?
They're gonna take shots, i think.
Are they gonna do something smart?
Their captain is dead.
These guys man their ship
And they're gonna try to sail it away.
This did not it go well for them.
- f*ck yeah.
- That's the smart thing to do.
They're gonna try to do that.
So they're gonna make
an attempt to sail away.
I'm gonna say that if, they
get a plus four to this roll.
If they hit a 20, they
can begin to sail away.
Otherwise they're just going from
Fighting mode to sailing mode.
So they need a 16 or higher.
That's a nine.
So they just start making
ready the ship to sail.
So they don't have any good targets
That they can really see within range.
You know, these guys have one, two, three,
Four, five, six, are all
gonna go for cumulous.
That is going to be, cumulous, you take.
- Can i use swirlwarden to
try to get up into the boat?
- Ooh!
Yeah, buddy!
- You absolute-
You absolute m*therf*cker.
How dare you use a
magic item i home brewed
Just for you to f*ck me?
All right.
- Yeah!
- Here's what's gotta happen.
- Okay.
- I'm gonna let you decide
Which one you want this to be.
Swimming is normally just difficult,
But you don't have a swim speed.
So it would take all of your movement
To get up and just grab onto the boat.
I'm going to say you can either
make a dc 25 athletics check
Or you can make a dc 20 athletics
check with disadvantage.
- f*ck.
g*dd*mn.
- I mean.
- You have sprinkle.
- Yeah. You know what?
I'll do disadvantage.
- So sprinkle is gonna cancel that out.
So you've gotta hit.
- Okay, so sprinkle can help.
- Sprinkle can help.
So you gotta hit 20 on an athletics.
- It's 13 or higher, right?
- Damn, we live in the damn box of doom.
- Yeah, truly.
- No, this is, because
i'm gonna do this as well.
You're trying to swim.
You're in heavy armor.
This has to matter.
- Okay.
- 13 means you get to the
ship and get a gauntlet on it.
- Okay.
- You get a gauntlet on it.
If you fail that by 10 or more,
Meaning if you get a three or lower,
You're gonna immediately sh**t
- Jesus.
Yeah, i mean, i don't
have much of a choice.
- 13 or higher gets you to the boat.
Three or lower gets you
deeper into the sea.
- Riz gukgak dice.
- 15.
- Oh my god!
- You absolute goon, you f*ck!
- Rolls, rolls, rolls.
- Theo, you go in.
Amethar, you leap to the
ship, shout the command.
The boat swivels, you
feel yourself sinking,
Plummeting with your armor.
You hit the mast that
catches you just as amethar
Gives the command to turn the ship.
You are on the mast.
So your sinking is slowed and
you hear a voice in the water.
How much damage did i say you took?
- You didn't say yet.
- You take or you're about
to take 13 points of damage.
Underneath the sea, theo,
You feel the yogurt entering your lungs.
Swirlwarden glows.
A member of the house
of rocks is in danger.
Theo bursts out of the ocean, jumps,
I'm gonna say jumps into the f*ck' boat
And you take 13 points of damage
As you leap in the way of the attack.
- How much do i take, then?
- Take none.
- None at all? Oh, wow.
- Theo taking that damage
for you just saved his life.
- Oh my god.
- We've met, right?
I was standing in the corner,
i went and got some parchment.
You weren't there when
i got the parchment.
- Not a great memory, honestly.
- No, it wasn't very
important at the time.
- Okay.
So wild.
- That's crazy.
- I cannot believe that.
- As a reaction?
- I was waiting for
somebody to get movement.
- Oh, thank you, riz dice.
- Annabelle's gotta
make an athletics check.
- She's on a barrel.
Homegirl on a barrel.
- She's gotta make a
dc 15 athletics check.
She gets a plus eight to this roll.
So she gets plus seven just
to get her head above water.
- Yeah!
- Yay. Thank god.
- Now she's gotta make
a dc 20 dexterity save.
- Nice.
- Great.
- Annabelle, incredible.
Pops her head up, grabs onto this barrel
And starts screaming, now she's
gotta make a strength check.
That's dc 10.
She kicks her legs crazily
in the water, screams out,
Just made three saves in a row
And is not sucked by
the current out to sea.
- I feel very represented by her.
- This guy's gonna crawl
up into the boat here.
- Do i get to smack him?
- You do not get to smack him.
This guy disappears out into the ocean.
- Bye-Bye.
- This guy hits the boat,
Rolls under it, and
pops out the other side.
We're gonna make a save for him.
He fails his save and moves
past where he can grab the boat,
Screaming as the ocean
pulls him out to sea.
- As the ocean pulls him out to sea?
- It happens. That tracks.
- It's a thing.
- It's a thing.
- There are different
oceans and different seas.
- Okay. That is gonna
be, cumulous, that's you.
- I think cumulous is going to just
Hit the guy who is already injured.
That he-
- Yeah, i messed a guy up.
- Cool.
You've grabbed the rope.
- Yeah. I've got a rope, yeah.
- Okay.
Hits, 22.
- Yep.
- And then i'm just,
i don't know how hurt,
How hurt is that person?
- It's a mess in here.
I think you're just attacking
the people in front of you
As best you can.
- Okay.
Then what is the check to
push someone off the boat?
- It's an athletics check.
- Okay.
Eh, i'll just keep hitting people.
- Cool.
- That also, 21.
- Okay, that hits.
- So two unarmed hits.
- Or is that two staff hits or two?
- I mean staff hits, excuse me.
- Cool, gotcha.
Yep yep yep.
- So i'll do that damage
and then be around.
Cool. Gotcha.
- Yeah, go ahead and roll damage.
- Ooh, that is 14 on the first one.
- 14 on the first one, that's done.
- Another 14. So it did max damage.
- A guy who started this
round completely uninjured
Is hurled into the ocean, his
skull cracked in half, dead.
- And then i'm gonna
flurry and hit the guy
That's already been hurt in front of me.
- Go, go for it. Yes, yes, yes.
- Okay.
- So many bodies.
- I know.
- I think those guys were dead.
- Well, those guys are dead,
but this guy just hopped in.
- That's only 10.
And then, yeah.
- That hits?
- Yeah.
- So 1d6 plus five.
- Okay.
That's a nine.
- A roll's a roll.
- Another one into the sea.
You spinning roundhouse
kick this guy dead,
Goes into the water or goes into the milk.
Cumulous, that's you. That's your turn.
Jet, that is you.
- Okay. So what is my situation right now?
I'm holding onto a rope.
What does that mean?
- What that means is.
- Like, can i, does that mean i can just
Jump onto the boat now?
- So at the beginning you
need to make a strength check
To avoid the current.
- Okay.
- So go ahead and gimme a
strength saving throw at dc 10.
- Okay.
- With advantage 'cause she has the rope?
- I got it.
- Got it, cool.
Now you have a rope so you can use that
To get further up the mast, if you want,
Or you can try to just get
up into the boat again.
- How is annabelle? Is
she like in active danger?
Is that like barrel just like-
- She's in extremely active danger.
- Can i get on? Oh right.
Oh no, she's, okay.
I'd like to hop up on the boat
And then i think i want to.
Do you get advantage
if you attack yourself?
- What?
What are you trying to do?
- If you attack yourself.
- It's two a.M. In a
warehouse in los angeles.
- Because i wanna give her
a bonus reaction to move
Or i wanna give her a
reaction so she can move more.
- That's only murph, i think.
- No, i have maneuvering attack.
- Can you take a ranged attack on someone?
- Yeah, that's true.
I can hop in here and then throw a dagger.
- Yeah, you have a dagger.
- Let me make sure.
It says when you hit a creature
with a weapon attack. Okay.
So it's just a weapon attack.
- Yeah, go for it.
- So i guess i'll hop into the boat.
- Give me a dc 15 athletics check.
- Okay.
Athletics. I got it.
- Cool, you're up.
You climb the rope.
You like, tie the rope
around one of the hooks,
Pull yourself up with it,
and are back in the boat.
- And then i'm gonna.
- And then you
Attack yourself.
- I'm gonna throw a dagger at him.
- Go for it. Gimme an attack.
- That's definitely gonna
hit. 25, i'm assuming.
- Feel free to add sneak attack
'cause you just jumped out of the ocean.
- Yeah!
- A girl just jumped out of
yogurt and threw a knife at me.
I'm shocked.
- So that's gonna be 19,
and then i'm gonna shout.
I used a superiority die,
so i'm shouting to annabelle
And saying "move!"
So she has, she can move
up to half her speed
Without provoking opportunity
attacks as a reaction.
- Okay, you, first of all, throw a dagger
Through this guy's head and k*ll him.
- Great.
I don't even notice, i'm
shouting at annabelle.
- Okay. She's gonna make
a dc 15 athletics check.
She's gonna use that, use the reaction.
She's gonna, again,
Plus eight, seven or higher.
She rolls at five.
She moves, but she doesn't get up to here.
So she is going to move up a lot,
Up into this like more advantageous thing.
That's gonna give her a better
situation on her next turn.
- Oh, i get a second attack.
I might as well take it.
- Yeah, go for it.
- I throw another dagger.
- Go for it.
- Yep, it's gonna hit.
Does not have a superiority
die this time though.
It's a one and a one. Eight!
- Eight damage to that guy right there?
- Yeah.
- And f*ck it, i'll add a superiority die,
Try and get him down.
Try and do a, uh.
That actually doesn't make sense. Yeah.
I won't add it.
- Cool.
You hit him for a quick eight
damage. He's also uninjured.
So you throw the dagger, that is jet.
Theo, that's you.
- Oh boy. Okay.
Amethar is gonna be in a big trouble.
Oh, can i try to get one of these,
I wanna hold an oar out to amethar.
- Yeah, you can do that. Absolutely.
- I guess that would
be like my action, or?
- Yeah, that'd be your action.
- Oh, dad, i shouldn't
even you the reaction.
I didn't see you were still in trouble.
- I'd be down to make myself prone
To take more attacks or something
If it meant i would
have a better chance of
Not falling into the,
Can i like stabilize,
Like get down and hold
the oar over the side?
- Yes, you can get,
If you give everybody
advantage and go prone.
- Yeah, that's fine.
I'd rather get bashed
than fall in the yogurt.
- Oh right. But that
person was spinning it.
So maybe he'll come around
and meet us anyways.
- Maybe. Yeah.
I hold an oar out to amethar.
- You go prone and hold
an oar out. That's theo.
- And i might as well, i'm gonna
second wind too, i suppose.
- Okay.
- Okay. Sweet, 14.
- Okay.
- Oh, f*ck.
- This is a real,
I've done a lot of cool stuff this fight,
But i've literally done nothing.
I think i attacked one guy.
Other than that, i've just
hopped around and not died.
- You took some damage for me.
- Yeah, that's true.
- And you pushed that guy in the ocean.
- That's true.
- Okay.
- I can't believe i didn't,
I feel like such an idiot.
- Why?
- I gave it to annabelle and
i didn't even realize that.
- Yeah, but-
- I'm gonna need immediately
a strength saving throw.
- Oh, i have, i didn't use.
I guess i'll use sprinkle or whatever.
- Cool, gotcha.
- I pull him.
- That's gonna be 22.
- You, the ship goes down.
You can feel the way this
ship wanted to suck you under
And like putting payday on
your back, you.
Like breach like a f*ck'
whale coming outta the ocean.
- Oh yeah.
- And that, that's the ship sinking.
I'm gonna need strength
saving throws from everybody.
But from everyone again,
Go ahead and gimme a
strength saving throw.
- I rolled a nat one.
- Oh god.
- 13.
- I also rolled a nat one.
- Oh my god.
- You're prone in the boat,
So nothing bad can happen.
- Good.
- Thank god.
- I'm fine. 23.
- Go ahead and i'm gonna say on a nat one,
Ruby, you fall this side of the boat.
- Onto the barrel?
- No. Away from everyone else
on the right side of the boat.
I'm gonna roll for annabelle.
Okay.
Amethar, that is going to be your turn.
- I can't swim forward, right?
It's too, the current's too strong?
- You can, with an athletics check,
You can potentially swim through this.
- Can you grab the oar that
he's reaching out to you?
- Well, i'm trying to figure out if
There's something i
can do for my daughter.
- I'm so far away from you.
There's nothing you can do.
- You're right near a rope.
- Yeah.
I'm gonna, yeah.
Can i, i guess i'll grab onto the oar.
- Okay. You grab the oar.
- And i'd like to pull
myself into the boat.
- Okay.
- And then i'd like to bonus action rage
And then start throwing
people out of the boat.
And then take a, then i don't know.
I have more shenanigans,
but i'll start here.
Can i throw the dudes
outta the boat on the back?
- Yes. Go ahead and give me
an opposed athletics check.
Gotta beat a seven.
- Handily.
- You take this guy and
hurl him into the ocean.
- Great.
Can i, is it an attack
or is it a full action?
- That's an attack, you can
do another one if you want.
- Yeah, i'd love to throw
another person out of the boat.
- Cool. You gotta beat a 10.
- Nat 20.
- Throw two out!
- Throw two out.
- Crit! Crit on throwing!
- Can you throw him into
a guy like a pool ball?
- Yeah, just, wah-Pah-Pah!
- On a nat 20, where do you
want throw one of these dudes?
- I mean, i think i want to throw.
Can i throw him in such
a way that it knocks this
Off of the ship and down to jet?
Can i like truly aim and throw him
To knock the part of that ship?
- I rolled a nat one.
Hold on.
- Oh my god.
- You gonna let me do this bullshit?
- King amethar turns to face his daughter
As she begins to disappear.
You pick up one of these cheese marauders
That tried to k*ll you.
You hurl him through the stormy sky
And he splits this one,
the foresail in half.
And it falls, giving you an
immediate dexterity saving throw
To hold onto it.
- Okay, great.
- Dc 15.
- Yeah!
- 26.
- You see, through the waves,
as you begin to disappear,
Your father.
The guy's immediately dead.
He just shatters against the foresail.
And you knock it off of the ship.
And any other movement that turn or no?
- I mean, other than to sit down,
I'm gonna start trying to drive this boat.
- Okay, so you go further
into the boat. Gotcha.
You're in.
Okay, that's amethar. That's.
- This guy was down.
- Oh, he was? Okay.
- Just to keep track.
'cause when you picked that guy up.
- He popped back up again? Gotcha.
- Just got one guy in there now?
- Two, it looks like.
- Oh yeah.
- Also, you both take three damage.
- Oh, that's fine. My king, gladly.
- Hey, i'm sorry.
I had to find the strength to
chuck a guy like a baseball.
- These two cheddar sailors drop
This house bleu guy over here.
- Lady cheeses!
- Then it's gonna be, that's
cheddar, ruby, that is you.
- All right, i am gonna use my mage hand
To throw my rope to my
favorite cousin, liam.
- Hell yeah.
- Incredible.
Gimme, do give me a strength,
Just a dc 10 strength saving throw.
You can do it with advantage because
You have this thing you're holding onto.
- Okay, great. Yeah.
Two 12s, yeah.
- Okay, great.
So you're holding on, you mage hand throw,
Throw your rope up to liam.
- And then, yeah.
I want yak to come back over
to me to give me advantage
On any kind of a climb
check back up to the.
- He goes there?
Yeah, that's your bonus
action to throw that,
You made save, you have your movement.
So go ahead and give me an
athletics check with advantage.
We're gonna call it dc 15.
- Athletics?
- An athletics.
- Not gonna be acrobatics?
- In this case, you're
moving your own body weight.
Yeah, we'll do acrobatics.
- Great.
Oh yeah, baby. That's a 29.
- Hell yeah.
- You hold on. You get a
piece of rope from this.
You are back up in the boat.
- Great, and then as my attack,
I would like to throw this
rope out to annabelle.
- Oh.
- Hell yeah. Go ahead
and gimme an attack roll.
- Great.
That's plus my proficiency plus my dex?
- Her ac is 17. You gotta hit a 17.
Use the stats for sourscratch.
- So no, i don't.
That's a 15.
- Okay.
It sails past her, whoosh,
lands here in the water.
That is going to be liam's turn.
- Great.
I turn around and now i'm
going to use ice knife.
- Cool.
- The way it's supposed to be, as a spell.
I throw an ice knife at
one of those two guys.
- Hell yeah.
- Oh wait. Do i get advantage
'cause they can't see me?
- Yes, that's correct.
- Yeah.
- That's a hit.
- 27.
So he will take a d10 piercing damage.
Six, and then they both will take 2d6
If they fail a dexterity saving throw.
Hell yeah. Nine.
- Jesus. Man, the other guy's.
- There's an expl*si*n
of peppermint, both dead.
This ship, the la fondue,
is clear of enemy soldiers.
- Great. Now i wanna run to the wheel.
Would that be my movement of 30?
- That would be your movement, yep.
- And can i roll to try to spin the wheel
And get us closer to them
so they have less travel?
- Give me, this is just
gonna be a raw wisdom check.
- Cool. Wisdom.
Okay.
- 19, you turn the ship and begin to
Sail it over where this is sinking.
You move it just a few feet.
Incredible.
As you come alongside, that's liam.
That's primsy, these marauders,
these ones are all dead.
There's two left in here.
- Ooh.
- They could probably
get the cheese people.
Our friends.
- Two there.
The two cheese there surrender.
They drop their weapons and kneel.
- f*ck' throw 'em off the boat.
- Okay.
- We need answers.
- These ones, these ones sail away.
- All the way away?
- All the way away.
Or the boat moves off.
If you wanna go after them, you can.
- All right.
- All right, bleu cheese, start rowing.
Annabelle is going to
make an athletics check.
She leaps to the side ship.
- Great.
- Yeah.
- Right here.
- In front of the captain.
- I say "it's good to see you again."
- "aye. It's good to see you too, lad.
Something's changed and i have
to say, i think i like it."
- Thank you.
Can you maybe steer this
boat? I'm really guessing.
- "aye, i can."
And she's gonna use her
bonus action to leap up here
And take the helm from liam.
- Nice.
- That is cumulous.
- There's just those two guys?
- Correct.
- They've surrendered?
- Yes. Oh wait, i'm sorry.
I had the cheddar go.
This, she's gonna make an athletics check.
She leaps into this boat as
well with her wounded friend.
- Great.
- Cumulous, that's you.
- Cumulous is gonna k*ll one
of the people who surrendered.
- Yeah, get him!
- Go for it.
- I'm so bummed i didn't
witness any of this.
- They surrendered.
- Oh, really?
That's a 15.
- Hits.
- King amethar, i don't
know how i feel about this.
They surrendered.
- 19 hits?
- Yeah, go ahead and roll those d8s.
- It is good to see you, cousin.
- Yes. It's international waters.
- It's unethical, just don't tell anybody.
- If you say it's okay.
- Cumulous, the two men surrender.
They go, "we surrender,
we don't want any-"
The light goes out of
his eyes and cumulous,
You get the
sugar from his soul.
- Yes. Thank you for surrendering.
- All right, cousin.
That's a one-Time thing?
We can keep the other one?
- Yeah, we should, uh.
- Are you sure?
- They surrendered.
- Any movement on your turn?
- Sorry.
- I don't think jet is gonna be very good
At rowing that boat over.
- I'm going to hook one boat to the other
So maybe it's more stable.
- Cool, yep.
- And then.
- Great.
That's cumulous' turn. Jet, that's you.
- So there's one that's still alive?
- One's still alive, yeah.
- We need answers!
- Do we though?
- We need answers!
- He's not gonna know jack sh*t!
- Manta ray jack sh*t.
- He's not gonna know manta ray jack sh*t.
Okay, 23 hits?
- 23 hits.
- Okay. I don't hit for that much.
Oh wait, i don't even have sneak attack.
Oh, this is pathetic.
- You do have sneak attack, he's next to.
- Oh, yes.
- Okay.
- A 12.
- You slaughter the last one.
- He will know nothing.
- Any movement?
- Yeah, i'm just gonna.
- What?
- We gotta get onto the other boat!
- 'm gonna carry primsy
onto the other boat.
- Everyone, with a lack of fighting,
The storm is raging around you.
Everyone can get another set of
Strength saving throws with advantage.
- Okay.
- People in this ship don't have to roll.
It's just people in the
boats that have to roll.
- 22.
- Okay.
- 15.
- Ooh, that's good.
- Can i stay prone?
- 15.
- Yes you can.
- All right. Good.
I didn't wanna risk it.
- Cool.
This ship moves up.
You are all gathered out of the boats.
We're gonna roll some medicine
checks for these fallen.
- Can we give them advantage?
- You guys can go ahead
and help if you want, yeah.
- Yeah, i'll help.
- I'll hop in.
I'll start helping some cheeses.
- The sailor that was first hit
here that was brought aboard
Is the only one that passes away.
The rest are put into stable condition
And captain annabelle guides the la fondue
Through the rest of the
storm.
- Can i do an insight check
on the one that passed away?
- That passed away?
- The cheese that like everyone
was worried about saving
And like just barely got over
there and now they've passed.
- Yeah, do an insight check.
Yeah, go for it.
- Let's see. That's 18.
- She was a good sailor
and a fierce soldier
Who died in combat against
these traitors from house bleu.
- I don't trust it.
- Incredible.
Cumulous, the rest of you guys,
All make it aboard this ship.
You leave the flotsam and jetsam.
You see the dairy air
disappears into the storm
And annabelle attempts to
guide you through the storm
With the few sailors she has left
And a mysterious stranger
stands amongst you.
- Cumulous is just on the
front of the boat looking out.
- Ruby, this is our uncle. Cousin.
- Oh, our cousin?
- I think we're cousins.
- Do i know him?
- Can i do a history check?
- Do a history check.
Amethar, you had a cousin.
- I got a nat 20.
This is the one book i read.
- Jesus christ. How many
nat 20s have you rolled?
- I got a lot of nat 20s.
- Cumulous is a distant cousin.
He's like not even a first cousin.
He's like off in a wing of the family.
He disappeared.
Didn't leave, disappeared.
Probably 25, or 25 to 30 years ago.
- During the w*r?
- Before the w*r.
- Before the w*r.
- Disappeared before the w*r.
- I message that to jet and to theo.
- You look and hanging around his neck
Is a lapis lazuli eye, hard rock eye,
A symbol of the archmage lazuli.
- I run over to cumulous.
How did you get that pendant?
- It was given to me by the archmage.
- You mentioned that
she made you, in a way?
What is that?
- I was part of the order
of the spinning star
Created by archmage lazuli.
We were created to protect
the magical secrets of candia.
She molded me, in a way.
- Did theo know that it got this advanced?
That it like, that there's like full on
Real cool dudes that can fly?
- What's going on?
My man's just trying to sneak salami.
- Sometimes when they talk,
i'm like, this is snack time,
But sometimes they ask me a question
And it's not snack time.
You had that nat 20 history check.
Give me a history check as
well, theo, just to see.
- Okay.
Ooh. It's 24.
- The order of the spinning,
You remember the memory you
remembered earlier today
Of this man standing in
lazuli's office of like,
And lazuli had a lot of irons in the fire.
Of all the sisters, she was
the one who had the most like,
"listen, i gotta go
take care of some sh*t."
Like, she had a lot of irons in the fire,
A lot of kettles on the stove.
And you remember the order
of the spinning star.
They were something that
she never talked about.
And you remember being
maybe frustrated with her
Because there were moments like
When you guys were in fructera together
Where she wouldn't call on
them to help in the w*r.
She was like, "they have
plenty that they're busy with."
- Yeah.
- And she would talk
about the fact that like,
"this w*r will preserve our kingdom,
But things like the order
will preserve candia itself"
And you were never quite
sure what she meant by that.
There is a lot here that you can see
Which might have been
techniques or training
That lazuli imparted to these people.
You know that this guy's not a wizard.
- Right.
- But she taught you a lot of stuff.
She like created, like, you
were an eldritch knight.
There's not a lot of
knights running around
That can do what you can do.
It just seems like she
had different servants
That were able to do different things.
- Cool.
- You also know with that
That the order of the spinning star,
You weren't sure where
they drew their magic from,
But you knew that there were
references to weird things
And that you saw citrina
get in a fight one time
Really intensely with lazuli about things
That she saw at the monastery
of the spinning star.
- I relay that to everyone.
Remember when we were on
the road and i said that
Your aunt lazuli was working on
Some really cool magic stuff?
- Mm-Hm.
- Are you pointing at me?
- I'm pointing at you, yes.
- I can also do really cool magic stuff.
- I know.
- I'm a little bit psychic.
- I know.
- You do?
- Not psychic.
- Were you sent here
specifically by the archmage?
- I was sent here when candia went to w*r.
- You've been waiting here since then?
- Not specifically here.
Once candia went to w*r with
the rest of the concord,
I was then able to come here
Through magic not entirely of my own.
- Did you time travel?
- No, i basically was
able to teleport here
With a gaseous form spell,
it's, it's complicated.
I'm not, i honestly don't
understand magic that well,
But i'm here to protect it.
- I don't really
understand what's going on,
But it's good to see you, cousin.
- What happened with
those christmas cards?
- And that's all for this
week on "a crown of candy".
Tune in next week as we
continue into the yogurt shoals
And the dairy sea beyond
with a new companion
In "a crown of candy".
- Bye-Bye!
- Bye!
- I'm back.
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
- I'm going to get in so much trouble.
There is literally w*r going on.
- Jet, we can't worry
about getting in trouble.
There's w*r going on.
- You're right. It works both ways.
- Right?
- You look like you
could really pack it in.
- On my honor as a knight,
I hereby challenge you to a duel.
- What?
- How could you never tell me?
- Amethar the unfallen.
Let's see if candia can
earn the same title.
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05x08 - Deep Bleu Sea
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A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.
A tabletop role-playing game show produced by and broadcast on Dropout and created and generally hosted by Brennan Lee Mulligan as the show's regular Dungeon Master.