01x01 - Taz In Toyland

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[laughing]

[blabbering]

[making car sounds]

[whimpering]

What in heavens?

Taz, what are you crying about?

You didn't break
another of your toys, did you?

Tasmanian Devil,
how many times have I told you

to take better care of your things?

Look at all those toys you've broken.

[whimpering]

Now, now.
There's no use crying over broken toys.

Or something like that.

[scoffs]

[snorting]

[inhales, then blows nose]

Wow, for a little guy,
he sure holds a lot of air.

We're gonna have to find you a toy

that's made especially
for roughhouses like you, Taz.

It just so happens
that I found something in my toy trunk

-that'd be perfect for you.
-[all gasp]

Granny's toy trunk is a special place.

Maybe someday we'll get to see it.

If I give this to you, do you promise
to take good care of it and not break it?

-Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
-[Granny] Well, all right, then.

Now, where did I put that thing?

[chuckles] Oh, here it is.

Here you are. It's practically Taz-proof.

What's the matter, Taz?
Don't you like your new toy?

Well, I can always take it back.

Uh-uh.

Remember, it's up to you
to take good care of your new toy, Taz.

Uh-huh.

Okay, then.
I have things to do in the other room,

but I'll be back in a while to see how
well you're taking care of your new toy.

[humming]

[gasps, then blabbering]

[sighs]

[Tweety] Yummy, yummy baby food.

Mm-mm. You're really
gonna like this, little baby.

Come on now, baby. Open up wide.

Just one little-bitty bite?
It's awfully tasty.

Hmph.

Okay, I'll try it first.

[gulps]

[grunting]

Yummy. That's...

really good.

[laughs]

Oh, this is rich.

[laughs]

Come on, baby. We better go
get you a bottle of tofu soymilk.

[Sylvester meows]

[scoffs]

[box thunking]

Shh.

[screaming]

[Sylvester meows]

[screaming]

[sighs]

Hey, Tazzy, you wanna play

-smash-up derby with us?
-Uh-uh.

Oh, come on. I think your little clown
guy will fit right into my truck here.

[gasps] No! Taz no play!

Come on, Taz! Play with us.

No!

What good is having a toy
you can't play with?

Come on, Tazzy,
you know you wanna play with that toy.

Yeah! Put him in the truck,
then we'll crash them together.

-Hey, what are you doing?
-Get down from there!

[growling]

[blabbering]

[blabbers, then blows raspberry]

[Tweety laughing]

[screaming]

[gasps]

What in heavens?

Taz, what are you crying about now?

Dry those eyes, little buckaroo.

You didn't break it. Look.

See? That's the fun of this toy.

When you push the button underneath,
it looks like it's broken.

Then when you let go, good as new!

Oh, you did a fine job
of taking care of this toy.

[sighs, blabbers]

[sighs]

[theme music playing]