01x02 - A Secret Tweet

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

You look great today, Edna.

Did you wash your yarn last night?

[chuckles]

Okay, I'm the king of the castle,
and you are my brave, trusty knight.

Huh.

[screams]

[laughing]

[sniffs]

[chimes]

[humming]

These alphabet blocks
would be more fun if I knew my letters.

Look at them all playing together.

Aren't they precious?

Oh, Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester, and Taz,
could you come over here?

I've got something I want to tell you.

Okay, Granny.

Coming, Granny.

But I just built my
super-wondrous fantasti-castle!

Taz like castle. Mm-hm.

No touchy.

[humming]

Hey! Where'd everybody go?

[Granny whispering indistinctly]

Hmm. Looks like Granny's telling a secret.

Now, remember, it's our little secret.

[indistinct whispering]

I better go see
what all the whispering's about.

Say, everybody,
what's all the whispering about?

Uh... [giggles]

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?

I don't have a thing.

If you guys have a secret,
you can tell me.

I'm one of the best
secret-keepers around.

-[Bugs] Secrets?
-[Lola] I don't know.

[Daffy] We don't have secrets.
-[Taz] No, no.

We were just, uh, playing a game.

Uh, yeah. It's called, um,

Who Can Whisper the Softest?

Yeah, and anyway,
the secret isn't about you.

[all gasp]

Shh.

[chuckles] You know Daffy. Always kidding.
[chuckles]

Well, we gotta go.

-[Sylvester] All right. Well, see you.
-[Lola] Yeah, we gotta go. Sorry.

[scoffs] What?
I said the secret was not about him.

Something stinks around here
and it's not dirty diapers.

Okay, Taz. Just one more ingredient
and the cake will be ready for baking.

"Add one spoonful of ooey, gooey,

nice and chewy marshmallow fluffy."

-Mm, yummy.
-Hold it!

Was it a spoonful of marshmallow fluffy
or a half spoon?

Marshmallow!

Yes, a spoonful.

But it does seem
like an awful lot of marshmallow.

[sniffs] Aah.

Marshmallow! Aah.

[gasps] Taz!

-What you doing, Granny?
-Tweety!

Looks like you're making
something awfully scrumptious!

This? Oh, no.

It's just part of Taz's new special diet.
Here you go, Taz.

Mm-mm.

See? He loves it!

Eat up, Taz.
There's a lot more where that came from.

Mm. Taz love Granny!

We'll see you later, Tweety.

So long.

[sighs]

That's pretty good, Sylvester.

-Thanks, Lola.
-What you doing?

[screams]

Tweety. Don't you know
it's not polite to sneak up on people?

Look at what you did to poor Sylvester.

[quivering]

Oops. Sorry.
Do you want me to help get him down?

No! I think you've done enough!

[Sylvester grunts]

[indistinct whispering]

[Daffy] Yeah. [chuckles]

Maybe Bugs and Daffy wanna play with me.

[Daffy] Uh-huh.

[Daffy] Yeah. Uh-huh. [chuckles]

Yeah. [chuckles]

-Boy! That will be great!
-[gasps]

-Oh, brother! I just can't wait! [laughs]
-Eh, Daffy.

Oh, this is gonna be the best-kept secret
I've ever kept. [laughs]

-Oh, brother!
-Daffy!

-What fun!
-Daffy!

-[Daffy] Tweety!
-What you laughing about?

Laughing? Who was laughing?

Not me. Gotta go.

Why didn't you tell me he was behind me?

Taz, did you ever get the feeling

your friends
were keeping something from you?

[blabbers]

I mean, every time I walk into a room

everybody stops
what they're saying or doing.

[blabbers]

First, it was Granny
calling everyone together

to tell some sort of secret.

Then Sylvester and Lola were doing
something they didn't want me to see.

Then Bugs and Daffy were laughing

about something
they didn't want me to hear.

[blabbering]

Yeah. Maybe you're right.

I guess it's just
my itty-bitty imagination gone wild.

Well, at least I know
you'll always be by my side.

[sighs]

Psst. Hey, Taz! Come here!

Huh. Taz go bye-bye!

[sighs]

Hello, Edna.
Would you like to play with me?

I didn't think so.

I can't believe I'm about to say this,

but maybe I'll just go
put myself down for a little nap.

[everyone laughing
and whispering indistinctly]

Hello? Is anybody in there?

Hello?

All right! I'm tired of all these secrets!

[everyone] Surprise!

Surprise!

Happy birthday, Tweety! [laughing]

Happy birthday, Tweety!

Surprise? Happy birthday? To me?

Oh. You mean you all still like me?

Of course we like you, doc.

Yeah, silly bird.
Why wouldn't we like you?

This is what all the secrets were about?

Everyone pitched in
to give you this surprise party.

Well, are you surprised?

I sure am, Granny!
This is the best birthday ever!

[screams]

Happy birthday, Tweety! [laughing]

[theme music playing]