01x06 - Things That Go Bugs In The Night

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[all chattering]

[Lola laughing]

Hey, hey!

If you kids gotta be so loud,
do it quietly.

Come on, Bugs, you're missing all the fun.

[gasps]

Now look what you went and did.

We didn't mean to, Bugs.

We were just having
a game of hoppity-scotch.

Guess we hopped
when we should have scotched.

Don't you want to play with us?

No. And even if I did,
that is not how you play hopscotch.

[playing horn badly]

And that is definitely
not how you play a horn.

[whimpering]

[sobbing]

Now look what you went and did.

You hurt his little feelings.
He was just playing his horn.

That's not playing. That's huffing
and puffing and blowing my house down.

Who are you, the music police?

Yeah, who put you in charge?

I did. I'm the leader

-on account of I'm the oldest.
-I'm the oldest.

Two months older. Big deal.

[sobbing continues]

Oh, brother. Here.

[stops sobbing]

[playing horn]

Oh, Bugs, dear.

-Hi, Granny.
-I have some painting to do upstairs.

Would you mind watching
over everyone while I'm gone?

-Me?
-Well, you are the oldest.

Would you like to be in charge
for a while?

All right!

No problem, Granny.
You just leave everything to old Bugs.

There are gonna be
some changes around here.

I'm sure there are.

I don't wanna be babysat by Bugs.

I'm with you.

But what are we gonna do?

Granny made him the boss.

He can't boss us if he can't find us.

Come on.

Okay, there's not gonna be
any more hopping and a-scotching.

How about
a nice coloring book for Sylvester...

a big ball of string for Daffy
to untangle...

and for Taz...

Taz?

Taz?

Eh, where did everybody go?

You guys better get back here.

I know you're around here...

somewhere?

Aha!

Huh?

There you...

aren't.

Now, listen, I'm in charge,
and what I say goes.

And I say--

-[roaring sound]
-[gasps]

Um... what was that?

I don't know.

But I've never heard
anything like it before.

And I never wanna hear
anything like it again.

-[roaring sound]
-[all gasp]

Eh, it's nothing. Probably
just a cute little forest creature.

[roaring sound]

Doesn't sound so little to me.

And definoodily not cute.

[roaring sound]

[stammers] Don't you think
you should do something, Bugs?

Yeah, you're in charge. [whimpers]

Me? Uh... Yeah. Heh-heh.

Uh, no sweat. Uh, all's I gotta do is--

[roaring sound]

Close the window.

What you can't hear can't hurt you.

[roaring sound]

What's the matter with you fellas?
Let's have some fun.

[bouncy music playing]

[music stops]

[roaring sound]

What is it?

Sounds like some sort
of boogie-woogie monster.

A five-headed boogie-woogie monster.

[roaring sound]

Ooh. What huge, hairy teeth it has.

It's bigger than the giant
from Jack and the Beanstalk.

With a seriously bad attitude.

[pants] Tell me when it's gone.

It's gone.

See, nothing to be afraid of.

Oh, gracious, Taz is gone.

But he was just here, wasn't he?

Taz?

Taz?

Taz?

Tazzy? Ollie ollie oxen free.

[roaring sound]

Oh, no. Taz?

Do you think whatever is out there...

is gonna get him?

Not if I can find him first.

Go out there? Alone?

-No, way.
-Granny put you in charge.

Eh, right.
I'm supposed to take care of everybody.

That is the bravest thing I ever saw.

Say, if he doesn't come back,
can I be the boss? Heh.

[owl hooting]

Taz? [stammers] That you, old buddy?

Heh-heh. Come out of there, Taz.

[animal howling]

Tazzy.

[roaring sound]

Yike!

[screaming]

[grunts]

Hey. Hey, hold it.

What are you doing out here?

We decided we couldn't let you go alone.

We couldn't let you
face that beast by yourself.

We saw you chasing it.

And your bravery made us brave.

Eh, heh.
I wasn't chasing, I was, uh, running.

I was running scared.

-[roaring sound]
-[all gasp]

[whimpers]

So let's run scared together.

It sounds awful close.

Sounds like it's right over there.

-[Lola] What is it, Bugs?
-[Daffy] What do you see?

This is unbelievable.

Come here.

[playing horn badly]

-Taz?
-It was Taz all along.

Eh. What's the matter?

[grunts]

Taz horn make Bugs mad.

Taz don't want make Bugs mad. [whimpers]

I'm awful sorry about that, Taz.

You play any way you wanna,
any time you wanna,

-any way you wanna.
-Huh?

-Bugs mean it?
-Sure I do.

[Playing horn badly]

Oh, my goodness, there you are.

Whatever are you doing out here?

-You should have seen it, Granny.
-Bugs found Taz.

All by himself.

It was the bravest thing you ever saw.

-Heh. It was nothing.
-Oh, no, dear.

It was something very important.

You were in charge,
and you took care of your friends.

And they took care of me.

[all laugh]

[owl hooting]

[playing horn badly]

[theme music playing]