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01x08 - Card Bored Box

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Looney Tunes". Aired: September 16, 2002 – April 20, 2005.*
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Series focused on real world problems and morals that children may relate to, such as sharing, understanding emotions, and playing with others.

01x08 - Card Bored Box

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♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Bugs] Daffy?

-Eh, Daffy.
-I didn't do it!

-The diaper was dirty when I got there.
-Calm down, Daffy.

You were just dreaming.

Oh. Oh, yeah.
I was dreaming that the rain stopped

and the sun came out,
and we all went outside to play.

We could play a game inside.

But we've already played
with every toy in the nursery.

-Twice.
-How many times is that?

[all] Too many.

If only something fun would happen,
then we wouldn't be so bored.

[doorbell rings]

I wonder what it is.

Maybe it's a brand-new playhouse.

Or a pirate ship.

It could be a racing car.

Or even a rocket we can ride to Mars.

What is it, Granny?

Is it something new for us to play with?

Afraid not, kids.

It's the new Senior Flex
exercise equipment I ordered.

[giggles]

Can we play?

Well, these aren't really toys.

But you can play with the box.

Play with the box?

But that sounds even more boring
than watching the rain.

Not if you use your imagination.

What is "using your imagination"?

Hmm. Well, using your imagination

is when you see things
or think of things in a new way.

Like when you look up at the clouds
and see shapes in them.

Like a choo-choo train or cotton candy.

-[Tweety] Ooh.
-[Lola] Wow.

[Bugs]
Hey, that one looks like a dinosaur.

It does when you use your imagination.

And the best part about using
your imagination is there are no rules

and you can make up anything you want.

Like playing make-believe?

That's right.

Well, now that we have it,
what do we do with it?

Well, Granny told us
to use our imagination.

So I'm going to imagine that it's
the most beautiful house in the world.

[laughs]

That's the silliest idea I've ever heard.

It's not a house, it's a pirate ship.

-Lola's right.
-About the pirate ship?

No, about Tweety's idea being silly.

Anyone can see
that it's the world's fastest racing car.

Now, why would they see that?

It's really a rocket ship to Mars.
You can tell just by looking at it.

-[Daffy] No, come on.
-[Tweety] It's a beautiful house.

-[all speaking indistinctly]
-Come on, a pirate ship.

That's what we should do.

Wait!

There's only one way
to find out what this thing really is.

I'm glad you see things my way.

No, Daffy, I mean let's play house,

then pirate, then racing car,
and then rocket ship.

I get it,
and whichever is the most fun wins.

Right.

Oh, my, company so soon?

Won't you come in, please?

My, what a cute little baby you have.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

[wailing]

Poor little guy.

He must be hungry.

[spits]

Yuck! Bird formula.

Now, now, now, baby. That's not polite.

Remember,
you're a guest in someone else's home.

[laughing]

Why don't we grown-ups all sit down
and have some nice refreshments.

You shouldn't have gone
to so much trouble, Tweety.

Eh....

Lola's right. You really shouldn't have.

What kind of cookies are these, anyway?

It's my own special recipe.
Strained peas and chocolate chip.

[Bugs and Lola gulp]

Now, now, now,
Mumsy and Dada, that's not polite.

Remember,
you're a guest in someone else's home.

My, what big appetites you both have.

Yeah, too bad all the cookies are gone.

All gone? Don't be silly.

I made lots more.

[Bugs and Lola screaming]

[Lola] Shiver me timbers!

There's an island with a buried treasure.

Where's my first mate?

Right here, Captain Lola-beard.
First mate Tweety reporting for duty.

Go down below and tell the crew

to drop the anchor
and get ready to go ashore.

Aye, aye, Lola-- I mean, captain.

-Captain Lola-beard says that--
-Yeah, yeah, we heard her.

It's not fair.

She gets to have all the fun,
and we're doing all the work.

Maybe it's time we made
some changes around here.

Hmm.

That gives me an idea.

Here's what we're gonna do.

First, we're gonna sneak up to the deck,
and then...

[whispering indistinctly]

That's pretty sneaky.

-But do you think it'll work?
-Sure, it'll work.

There's three of us, and only one of her.

"Sure it'll work.
There's three of us and only one of her."

Oh. You and your big ideas.

And now since you were all
such bad little maties

and tried to take over the ship

you're going to have to walk the plank.

Walk the plank?

Walk the plank?

Walk the plank?

[all] What's a "plank"?

Ugh. It means
I am going to throw you overboard.

Overboard is right.

I'm over this, and bored.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means
that it's time for me to show you guys

how to really have some fun.

[making car sounds]

Uh-oh. Better pull into the pit stop
for some service.

[mimics tires screeching]

All right, team, let's go.

Change the oil,
change the water, change the tires.

For the tenth time, Daffy,
we're not changing anything.

-Not even my diaper?
-[all] No!

The only thing we're changing
is whose turn it is to play with the box.

And I'm next.

Bugs to Earth. Bugs to Earth.

Come in, Earth. I'm ready to land on Mars.

Hmm. I wonder
if there's any life here on Mars.

I said I wonder
if there is any life here on Mars.

Come on, you guys.
You're not even trying to have fun.

Some fun.

I had a much better time
playing pirate ship.

Well, I still say
the racing car was the best.

And I liked playing house.

[all speaking indistinctly]

-[Lola] Give it to me.
-[Daffy] It's mine!

-[Tweety] I saw it first.
-[Bugs] Well, I saw it third.

[grunting and arguing indistinctly]

[crash]

Hey, look.

[all] Ooh!

Ah.

What is it?

I'm not sure, but I think...

it's a racing-pirate-house-rocket.

But there's no such thing.

There is if you use your imagination.

[babies laughing and chattering]

Kids, I just came in to--

Land's sakes, what's going on in here?

-We're using our imaginations.
-[Lola] Yeah.

And the best part

is our imaginations work even better
when we put them all together.

Well, I'm very proud of you kids.

You turned a plain,
old cardboard box into a... Eh...

A racing-pirate-house-rocket.

Oh, of course.

A racing-pirate-house-rocket.

[giggles]

Well, I'm glad to see
that you're all having such a good time.

I just came in to tell you
that it's stopped raining.

So you can all go play outside now.

[all laughing and chattering]

Oh, the little dears.

They haven't even noticed
it's stopped raining.

Imagine that.

[giggles]

[theme music playing]