01x10 - May The Best Taz Win

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

So who wants to have the best
badmintoner in the world on their team?

[in unison] Pick us. Pick us.

[in unison] We do. We do.

Oh, who am I fooling?

Lola always picks Bugs' team.
And Team Daffy always loses.

Yeah,
because we always get stuck with Taz.

[laughing]

That's funny.

Oh, how are we supposed to win with him?

All he wants to do is play.

What are you doing?

Practicing for when we lose.

[groans]

Hey! I got it.

We're gonna make sure Lola picks our team.

Come on.

[Lola] Team Bugs or Team Daffy? Hmm.

You know, I'm just not sure.

I mean, I like both of you, but...

I know what you mean.
An athlete of your talent,

you wanna go with a winner.

Yeah.

That's us. Of course,
we wanna make it worth your while.

Oh, Sylvester?

[Sylvester grunting]

What's all this?

Oh, just a few tokens of appreciation
from your teammates

Sylvester and yours truly, Daffy.

It's all yours if you join our team.

Yes, Lola,
you can be tops in backyard badminton.

You can be number one.
You can be the star of...

[plays "Charge"]

...Team Daffy.

What do you say, sister, huh? Huh?

I hardly know what to say.

Just say you'll try it on for size?

[Bugs] Eh, wait a minute.

We haven't asked Lola to join our team.

[laughing]

Your team?

Oh, that's rich.
We already gave her all the best stuff.

[grunting]

[screams]

Whew!

What's this? I'm afraid to ask.

This is every toy that Tweety and I own.

Everything in the whole wide world.

It's all yours
if you'll just join our team.

Don't do it. We can give you more.

-You can have my roller skates.
-Oh, my. That's just wonderful.

-My baseball glove.
-Thank you. That's--

-My hockey stick.
-My set of pucks.

-My trike.
-My bike.

I'll even throw in the training wheels.

Anything you want. [sobbing]

Let me see.

Yes, I think--

No, I--

This one is, uh--

Well, maybe...

Hmm.

Well... Hmm.

No.

[Daffy clears throat]

[beeping]

I think I'm gonna go with...

In honor of our top player,
we'll change our name from Team Bugs to...

to Team Lola.

[gasps] Deal.

Mm.

[in unison] Yes.

-[Sylvester] But-- Yes, but...
-[Daffy] Hey. What?

Come on, guys. Time for the game.
And may the best team win.

[Bugs laughing]

[laughing]

Taz play with Daffy. Taz play with Daffy.

Knock yourself out, kid.

[laughing]

Oh, the birdie.

Hold still.

[sobbing]

Oh, the birdie.

Whoa! Whoa!

[laughing]

[sobbing]

[motor whirring]

Hmm.

Hey, Daffy. Aren't you guys gonna play?

Oh, we're gonna play, and we're gonna win.

Eh, how? We got Lola.

-We've got a secret weapon.
-What's that?

Him.

[gasps]

[laughing]

Hey, that's not fair.

Nothing in the rules says
Taz can't have fun while he plays.

Way to go. Bash that birdie.

Sis them, bop them, really smack them.

What a terrible thing to say.

Sorry, kid. Didn't mean you.
This birdie's what we're hitting.

Oh. Whew!

Oh, no.

[laughing]

[Lola grunts]

Huh!

[motor slowing]

Oh, no. There go the batteries.

[laughing]

Uh-oh!

Now what do we do?

Without our secret weapon,
they'll win for sure.

[chuckles]

Okay, let's beat them.

Yeah. Let them have it.

This isn't right.

Eh, quit stalling. Give it to them.

-Out of my way.
-It's mine. I got it.

Eh.

[Daffy] Hey, it's mine. I got it.

[gasps]

Did we win? Did we win?

Nobody won except him.

[blabbering, then laughing]

What are you talking about?
He isn't even trying to win.

Yeah. He isn't even playing right.
He's just-- Just--

-Playing?
-[in unison] Yeah.

That's what he's supposed to do.
And what we're supposed to do.

Look, this is all my fault.
I'm sorry, Bugs.

I can't be on your team. Or Daffy's team.

I'll give all of your stuff back.

Can we just have some fun?

Eh, I think she's right.

I guess we got carried away.

So do you wanna be
on Team Bugs or Team Daffy?

What if we all join Team Taz?

[LAUGHING]

Huh?

[all laughing]

[indistinct chattering]

[theme music playing]