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01x11 - Mine!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Baby Looney Tunes". Aired: September 16, 2002 – April 20, 2005.*
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Series focused on real world problems and morals that children may relate to, such as sharing, understanding emotions, and playing with others.

01x11 - Mine!

Post by bunniefuu »

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Oh, I'm gonna get you, bunny.

Eh. Oh.

[panting]

Hey, Daff, I'm hungry.
You wanna stop and get some lunch?

Oh, no, you don't.
We're playing tag until you're it.

Okay. Try to keep up, slowpoke.

[panting]

Ooh, that little gray...

[chuckling]

Gah!

[gasps]
Daffy, watch out. The floor's broken.

Oh, no. I'm not falling for that old--

Aah!

[grunts]

[crash]

He fell for it, all right.

[Daffy moans]

Daffy, are you okay?

Ow.

Look what I found.

-What is it?
-Don't know.

But it's mine.

-Says who?
-Says me, bunny.

This room is where Granny
reads and plays canasta.

-I bet that thing is hers.
-No, it's mine.

-Daffy?
-Mine.

-Daff?
-Mine.

-That--
-Mine!

Eh... Okay, Daffy.

Let's go get some lunch
and talk this over.

Lunch, lunch.
Look, an indoor carrot patch.

Where? Where?

[coughs]

He tricked me.

[stomach grumbles]

This is all your fault.

So soft. So smooth.

And it's mine.

What's this?

Green paper? Yuck. I don't want it.

-Hi, Daffy. What you doing?
-Mine!

[grumbling indistinctly]

You're right, Taz.
That is one crazy ducky.

[Daffy grunts]

There. Nobody ever goes up this high.

-The perfect place to hide my--
[Sylvester] Hey, Daffy.

What you doing up there?

Bugs sent you, didn't he?

Ooh, blabbermouth bunny.

Well, it's mine. Mine, I tell you.

And you can't have it.

Can't have what? Ugh.

Mommy.

I gotta get Daffy to put that thing back.

It's the right thing to do.

Maybe he knows now that it's not his.

[Daffy] Mine.

-We're talking about Daffy.
-Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Go away, bunnies.

Daffy, why don't you just
put that thing back where you found it?

You told on me. You-- You--

Daffy, we just don't wanna see you
get in trouble.

Right, Bugs? Bugs?

-Bugs?
-Oh, yeah. Sure, we don't.

[stammers] I didn't do anything wrong,
so I'm not gonna get in trouble.

Oh, yeah? Then why are you shaking?

[stammers] Who's shaking?

Look. Granny's coming.

Yeah. Now you can tell her
about that thing.

No way. It's mine.

If you're not gonna tell her, we will.

Come on, Bugs.

Last chance, doc.

Oh, are you still here?

Be that way. Oh, Granny.

-Can you believe that Daffy?
-Not usually.

Keeping something
that doesn't belong to him.

I mean, who does he think he is?

I think he thinks he's Daffy.

Good point.

Tattlers. Bigmouths.

Oh, it's not fair.
I found you fair and square.

Why do they want me to give you back?

Don't look at me like that.
I didn't do anything wrong.

I-- I--

Okay, okay. You talked me into it.

I'll just dig you up

and then I'll tell Granny
just what I told the bunnies.

Then you're mine.

There she is. Better let me tell her.

You? It was my idea in the first place.

-Was not.
-Was so.

Excuse me, dears.

Sure thing, Granny.

It was my idea.

No, it wasn't. It was mine.

Wasn't it, Granny?

I'm sorry, Lola. I can't talk right now.

I'm looking for something.

What are you looking for, Granny?

Yeah. Maybe we can help you.

I'm looking for my wallet.

What's a wallet?

It's a small leather purse
that holds money.

I thought maybe I dropped it
when I went outside earlier.

Maybe I should look inside.

I wonder
if the wallet Granny's looking for

could be the thing Daffy found.

Come on.

Granny? I've gotta tell you--

Oh, one moment, Daffy.

Oh, dear. I've got to find it.
I just have to.

[stammers] Find what?

We looked all over, Granny.
We couldn't find it.

Find what?

[grumbling indistinctly]

I know you're hungry, Taz.

[shouts] Find what?

I lost my wallet, Daffy.

I was going to buy lunch for all of you.

But when I reached into my pocket,
my wallet was gone.

Without any money, I couldn't pay
for lunch or do anything else.

What's money, Granny?

It's green paper that you use to pay
for things you want to buy, Tweety.

[Granny in voiceover]
Green paper. Green paper.

Green paper.

It's not in here. Oh, dear.

If I don't find it,
I'm going to be in trouble.

-Trouble?
-[Granny] Daffy?

-Daffy?
-Huh?

You wanted to tell me something, dear?

Uh... Uh, yes. I'm going to skip lunch.
I'm not hungry.

[grumbles indistinctly]

[in unison]
We know you're still hungry, Taz.

Daffy, that thing you found
sounds like the wallet Granny lost.

Did you give it to her?

Daff? Daffy?

I don't want those guys to see me.

But I know
I gotta give you back to Granny.

So this is goodbye. It was fun having you.

Maybe Granny
will let me play with you again someday.

Granny's gonna be real happy to see you.

Oh, and the money too.

The money. Uh-oh.

[humming]

Oh, boy. Arts and crafts.

[Daffy] Drop that, cat.

I've got to give that to Granny.

But it's mine.

We'll see about that.

Great trade, Sylvester.

I love this stuff.

Now to put the wallet back.

-[Granny] What are you two doing...
-Huh?

...playing in here without permission?

That could be why my wallet is missing.

[gasps]

[in unison] Sorry, Granny.

What am I going to do with you two?

Granny, no.
The bunnies didn't lose your wallet.

I took it.

Oh, I wanted to tell you,
but I got scared.

Don't punish them. Punish me.

Be merciful.

Oh, Daffy.

I had no idea you took-- Found my wallet.

Thank you.

You mean I'm not in trouble?

You shouldn't have taken my wallet.
It didn't belong to you.

But I'm not going to punish you this time

because you did the right thing
and told the truth, after all.

I did, didn't I?

Hah. It feels good to do the right thing.

I've surely learned my lesson.

Not to mess with things
that don't belong to me.

Yes, sirree, bub.
You're looking at a new Daffy Duck.

[glass breaks]

Mine!

[all] Here we go again.

[theme music playing]