01x25 - Bruce Bunny

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Lola] Ladies and gentle-babies,

the Playroom Theater proudly presents

the hardest-working rabbit
in show business,

the one, the only Bugs Bunny!

What's up, doc?

[all cheering]

-Bunny!
-Not yet, Taz.

We can't do the standing ovation
until after Bugs does his big finish.

Huh?

Oh....

Eh, what did Goldilocks say
to the three bears

after she ate all their porridge?

[all] What?

[belches]

[all laughing]

Hardy har-har-har.

How come everybody thinks
Bugs is such a riot?

I'm twice as funny as he is.

[gasps]

Hmm...

Well, if Bugs
wants people to laugh at him,

then that's just what he'll get.

[playing trumpet]

Now hold on to your diapers,
here comes my big finish.

Hooray, Bunny! [laughs, then blabbers]

-After the big finish, Taz.
-Oh.

-Whoa!
-Hey, everybody, check this out.

♪ Bugs eats bugs
Spiders, ants and slugs ♪

♪ He picks them from the garbage
And licks them off the rugs ♪

[all laughing]

-Uh, that's real funny, Daffy, but--
-Everybody!

[all] ♪ Bugs eats bugs
Spiders, ants and slugs ♪

♪He picks them from the garbage
And licks them off the rugs ♪

[all laughing]

It is pretty catchy.

Second verse, same as the first.

-[scoffs]
-[all] ♪ Bugs eats bugs... ♪

I guess my name is kind of funny.

[blows] I do not eat bugs.

[sighs]

Bet they're having tons of fun
up in the playroom.

Maybe I could go back.

They're probably not still laughing at me.

[all laughing]

But what if they are?

It's not fair.

Bugs is the only name I've got.
I can't change it.

Or can I?

Eh, what's up, everybody?

Hiya, Bugs. Eat any good bugs lately?

[chuckles]

-Hey!
-Oh, were you talking to me?

Maybe you haven't heard,
my name isn't Bugs anymore.

From now on, you can call me Bruce.

-[Lola] Wonderful name!
-[Taz] Me like name, Bruce!

[Sylvester] Can I change my name to Raoul?

So everybody likes Bruce now, huh?

Well, we'll just see about that.

So I said to myself, "Bruce,"
I said, "You--"

♪ Bruce. Bruce. Bruce
He drinks a lot of bug juice ♪

[all laughing]

[Taz] Daffy very funny.

Uh, did I say Bruce? I meant, uh, Brandon.

[all chattering]

[Taz] Brandon.

Brandon? What rhymes with Brandon?

Shmandon? Crandon?

Brandon is a kawrandon?

Oh, there's gotta be something
I can make fun of.

Hmm...

And I said to myself, "Brandon," I said--

Brandon, eh?
Well, they ought to call you Big Ears.

♪ Big Ears, Big Ears, Big, Big, Big Ears ♪

♪ You say something today
And he'll be hearing it for years ♪

[all laughing]

They are big.

Oh....

What am I gonna do? I can change
my name, but I can't change my ears.

Hmm...

I can sure hide them, though.

What's up, everybody? Brandon Bunny is--

♪ Wanna have a laugh?
This'll make you wail ♪

♪ Just take a closer look
At his poofy, poofy tail ♪

[laughing]

What's up, every--?

What do you know? What do you think?

Little mister's nose is pink.

Hey, now your whole face is pink.

What's--?

♪ White fur, white fur
Isn't quite the right fur ♪

♪ Big feet, stinky, stinky big ♪

[Bugs sighs]

I have so much wrong with me,
even walking is hard.

[whistling]

-[Bugs] Aren't you gonna make fun of me?
-Don't have to.

That silly getup you're wearing
does it for me.

Those ugly shorts, that silly scarf,
those humongous shoes. [cackles]

All right, bub. Bruce Bunny
has had just about enough of--

-Don't you mean Brandon?
-I, uh...

Ha-ha-ha, what a joke!

[laughing hysterically]

Oh, I give up.

I sure wish we hadn't laughed at Bugs.

Yeah, I'd hate it
if somebody laughed at me.

-Nobody's laughing at me, heh, right?
-Right.

And Daffy's the only one who's still
laughing at Bu-- I mean, Brandon.

-I miss the old Bugs.
-Me too.

We never even got to see his big finish.

Yeah! Hooray, Bunny! [laughs]

[all] Not yet, Taz.

[Taz groans]

Maybe there's a way
to get the old Bugs back.

[Bugs sighs]

Cool, trucks. Can I play?

You wanna play with me?

[giggles]

Of course, Bugs.

[echoing] Bugs, Bugs, Bugs.

[Daffy] Bugs eats bugs. Bugs eats bugs.

I'm Brandon now, remember?
Not that other name.

Well, for your information, I liked
good old Bugs way better than Brandon.

-You did?
-Everybody did.

But there was so much wrong with me.

My name was too silly.
My ears were too big.

My tail was just plain poofy.

Or maybe there was nothing wrong with you.

Maybe there was something wrong
with Daffy.

Some sort of rhyming problem?

[Lola giggles]

No, silly. I think Daffy is jealous.

You mean
he made up all those rhymes about me

because he's jealous of me?

Mm-hm.

Then he's gonna make fun of me
whatever I do.

So I might as well do whatever I want.

And all I want is to be me, Bugs Bunny.

What's up, docs? Bugs is back.

[all cheering]

Heh-heh-heh. This is easy.
I've already got a rhyme for Bugs.

♪ Bugs eats bugs
Spiders, ants and-- ♪

What? Everybody thought
it was funny the first time.

Well, I didn't.

Matter of fact,
it kind of hurt my feelings.

-[Petunia] Sorry.
-[Lola] I shouldn't have laughed at you.

-[Tweety] Forgive us.
-[Taz] Taz very sorry.

I've been a bad boy.

I'm really sorry, Bugs.

Eh, it's all right, doc.

One thing about Bugs Bunny,
he's a forgiver.

Hey, Bugs, can we see your big finish now?

Only if I get a little help
from my good pal Daffy.

-Me? Really?
-Mm-hm.

Oh, boy, this is gonna be great.

I got a million ideas.
I can sing, I can dance.

♪ I'm Daffy Duck
And he's Bugs Bunny ♪

♪ With any luck
You'll think we're funny ♪

♪ I like my toast with extra honey ♪

♪ Help!
This tuba weighs a ton-y ♪

♪ Look out!
Sylvester's nose is runny ♪

-♪ I'm Daffy Duck ♪
-♪ And I'm Bugs Bunny ♪

♪ And that's all, folks
The show is done-y ♪

Now.

-[Taz] Yay! Duck! Bunny!
-[Tweety] All right!

[theme music playing]