02x07 - All Washed Up

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

[Taz chewing loudly]

[burps]

Uh, I think that's supposed to go
in you, Taz, not on you.

Yeah, it's food, not clothing.

[Taz] Mm.

Is everybody finished?
We've got an exciting day--

Oh, my. Taz, look at you.

Look at all of you.

-[burps]
-[all laughing]

Hm. Now, if you're all done
with breakfast,

I think it's time for a morning bath.

Taz want playtime!

Oh, I'm afraid playtime will have to wait
until everyone is cleaned up.

-[all] Ugh.
-[Lola] Granny.

Well, the sooner we take our baths,
the sooner we can play.

That's a good point, sister.

I'm feeling a little sticky, anyhow.

[Lola giggling]

Bubble baths for everyone.

[all] Yay!

Ah. There's nothing like a bath.

Beep, beep. Dive, captain, dive.

-Fire squirt-y torpedoes.
-Unh!

Evasive maneuvers.

Ah. Perfect.

Granny, do I have to take a bath?

I'm afraid you do, Sylvester.

You know what I say:

"Cleanliness is next to impossible
if you don't take a bath." Heh, heh, heh.

Well, okay.

Ah! Ah! Hey, cut it out.

Well, now that wasn't so bad, was it?

[Sylvester grumbling]

Okay, little ones.

Time to get out.

[Tweety grunting]

Has anyone seen Taz?

Hm.

Taz? Tub time.

[doorbell rings]

Now who could that be?

I'll be back in a minute.

Remember, Taz,
no playtime until everybody's all clean.

And that includes you.

Didn't you hear Granny, Taz?
You gotta get in that bath.

No, not Taz not like soap!

Well, I'm not too thrilled with water,
but even I took a dip.

So now it's your turn.

[Sylvester grunting]

[Sylvester grunting]

Oh, looks like I'm gonna need some help.

Hey, everybody.

What is it, Sylvester?

You know how Granny said
no playing until we're all washed up?

Well, Taz won't take his bath.

Hold on there, Whiskers.

You mean nobody gets playtime
until everybody's squeaky clean?

I guess that's always been the rule.

Well, sounds like
there's only one thing we can do.

We gotta get Taz into the bathtub.

But how, Bugs?

Well, first things first,
has anyone seen my diaper?

-[man] Delivery for Granny.
-I'm Granny.

Sign here, please.

And here.

-And here.
-Oh...

And here.

Come on, Taz, your turn for a bath.

No bath!

You gotta take a bath, Taz.

Granny says so. Or nobody gets playtime.

-Uh-uh. No wanna.
-Step aside, I'll handle this.

Now look here, furball,
you don't have to take a bath.

I don't?

No, you can take a shower,
anything with soap and water involved.

Please, I'm begging you.

No bath! Slide!

Ah!

Come back here, Taz.

[all clamoring]

[all gasp]

[all gasp]

[both] Phew.

[Daffy] Nice catch.

Come on. He's getting away!

[man] And here.

It's a good thing
I don't have a long name.

[Daffy] Where did he go?

[Melissa] Oh, Taz,
come out, come out wherever you are.

We've got a treat for you.

It's something you're really gonna like.

And it's only for you.

Say, what is it? Maybe I want it.

-We're talking about his bath, silly.
-I knew that.

-[Lola] Aha!
-Ah!

[Taz laughing]

-Ugh.
-[man] And finally, here.

Oh, goody. I thought
my pogo stick would never get here.

Well, little ones, what's going on?

We're trying to catch Taz
so he can take his bath.

But he won't listen. He just runs away.

Hm. Let's split up and see
if we can find him.

Taz?

Hm.

-Here, Taz.
-Come on already.

-Taz?
-Where are you?

Where could that little devil be?

Hm.

[sniffing]

Huh.

Taz, you're dirtying up the dirty clothes.

Come on, stinky boy,
there's a bathtub with your name on it.

Poor kid. Never had a chance.

[grumbles indistinctly]

Gary?

No, thank you, Taz,
but I'm sure Hairy Gary needs a bath too.

[Taz grumbles indistinctly]

Lollipop?

Nope, just had breakfast.

Hm. Hm. Ha.

Taz love Granny.

I love you, too, Taz,

and I'd love you to be nice and clean.

Ah! Water cold!

Well, it was perfectly warm
when I first ran the bath.

The water must have cooled down.

There, that's better.

Back in you go.

Ah!

Now then, some shampoo.

[grumbles indistinctly]

[bubbles gurgling]

Heh, heh, heh. Taz make bubbles. Ha, ha!

Taz love bath. Ha, ha, ha.

[sniffing]

Mm. Taz smell good.

You certainly do.

-See, soap's not so bad now, is it?
-Uh-uh.

Okay, time to get out.

-Let's go have playtime.
-Don't wanna.

Come on, Taz, it's time to get out now.

No!

Well, there's only one thing to do.

Everyone back in the bath.

[all cheering]

[all laughing]

[all cheering]

[theme music playing]