02x10 - Taz You Like It

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Boy, this is gonna be
the biggest train setup

this house has ever seen.

It should be,
we've been building it all morning.

[grumbling indistinctly]

Taz wanna play.

Curvy piece.

[Bugs] There you go, doc.

Hey!

Taz want to play!

Taz. Get out of the way.

Yeah, we're still trying
to put our train set together.

Huh, eh!

Taz want to play! Taz want to play!

Taz!

Eh, nice going, Taz.

What a train wreck.

Yeah, Taz.

You completely derailed us.

Sorry.

Play?

-No.
-No.

[whimpering]

[Lola humming]

Edna was up all night with a tummy ache.

Well, Debbie was up all night
with an earache.

Aw.

Jasper's a cow.

Let's switch Edna's and Debbie's outfits.

Okay.

Hey.

[Melissa gasps]

Taz. What do you want?

Yeah, what do you want?

Taz want to play.

Hey, we don't want him in there.

Go play with someone else.

Yeah, not us.

[sighs]

singing [on TV]:
We're Itty Bitty, we're dinosaurs

Now that we're done
Doing all of our chores

We're ready to go out and play

The Itty Bitty dinosaur way

Taz want play.

We're Itty Bitty

Taz, move.

[sighs]

So won't you come back and see more

Of the Itty Bitty dinosaurs

Aw, it's over.

Huh? Play now?

Again, again.

Well, okay.

Even it if is for the thousandth time.

[machine whirring]

[grumbling indistinctly]

Taz want play! Taz want play!

Ah!

[both laughing]

Again, again.

[sighs]

Ah!

[Sylvester and Tweety laughing]

[Taz] Ah!

[both laughing]

-What's so funny?
-Ah!

[all laughing]

Ugh!

[all laughing]

Whoa!

[all laughing]

[grumbling indistinctly]

[laughing]

[all laughing]

[Granny] Hmm. Where's Taz?

That little guy is always trying
to get out of taking a bath.

[Taz] Ta-da.

[laughs]

Ah!

[all laughing]

My goodness, Taz,
you must be more careful.

Don't worry, Granny.
He's doing it on purpose.

Heh, heh. Yeah, isn't he funny?

It's only funny till someone gets hurt.

Now, you remember that, Taz.

Hm.

Sweet dreams, little ones.

[all] Goodnight, Granny.

[switch clicks and door closes]

[gasps]

Ah!

[all laughing]

[sighs]

Mm.

There he is. There's Taz.

Yay, Taz.

[all cheering]

Come over here, Taz.

[Taz grumbling indistinctly]

Come on,
Mr. Funnypants, do something silly.

-Yeah, Mr. Hilarious. Do something.
-Yeah.

Okay.

[all laughing]

[all laughing]

Whoa! [grunts]

[all laughing]

[Taz crying]

Why are you crying, Taz?

Oh, my, what happened?

Are you hurt, Taz?

Taz fall on Hairy Gary and broke him.

[Taz crying]

See, little ones, acting silly is only fun
until someone gets hurt.

Thank goodness
this time it was just Hairy Gary.

Granny fix?

-Yes, he doesn't look too bad off, Taz.
-Ha.

Now, why don't you run along and play?

I'm sure the others don't want to play
with you just when you're acting silly.

Isn't that right, little ones?

-Sure.
-Yeah.

Taz not fall down anymore.

Glad to hear it.

Come on, Taz. Let's go play.

[chuckles]

Say, Taz, since your falling-down days
are behind you,

you might want to try some jokes.

Here's one.

Why did the orange
stop halfway down the hill?

Because it ran out of juice.
Ha-ha. Get it? It ran out of juice?

[laughing]

Ugh.

Stinky joke.

Worse than breaking Hairy Gary.

[theme music playing]