02x17 - Hair Cut-Ups

[bunniefuu]

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To have a little fun
The Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

♪ There's lots to do at Granny's house ♪

♪ Games to play and ba*ls to bounce ♪

♪ Let's jump and slide and holler
Hurray! ♪

♪ Sylvester, Bugs and Daffy ♪

♪ Taz and Lola too ♪

♪ Tweety's such a sweety ♪

♪ Now all we need is you ♪

♪ Hey there, everybody
It's a looneyful day ♪

♪ To play the Baby Looney Tunes way ♪

Okay, Lola, show us what you got.

[chanting] Here we go, that's our Lola
She's as sweet as cherry cola

[blowing]

Huh? Oh, wait a minute.
That wasn't very good. Let me try again.

[chanting] Here we go, that's our--

Oh. What's wrong with me today?
Why can't I jump like I used to?

I don't know, but I like it.

It's the first time
I was ever better than you at jump rope.

Maybe it's because
your hair's in your eyes

and you can't see where you're jumping.

Aw. How did that happen?
It wasn't in my eyes before.

I don't know, but it's there now.

Well, what am I gonna do?

Guess you'll have to give up jump rope.

Ha! Maybe you could be a sheepdog

like that one
we saw on the farm that time.

[laughs]

Quit fooling around.

I have to be good at jump rope.

I'm too young to be washed up.

I have an idea. Come on.

What are we doing in Granny's bedroom?

You know those things that Granny uses

to hold that hamburger bun
on the back of her hair?

Um, I think so.

Ta-da.

I wanna see. I wanna see.

Keep your pants on. Just a minute more.

Problem solved.

Okay, now hop around the room
like you're playing jump rope.

It didn't work.

Hmm. We need something better
to hold your hair in place.

-Glue?
-No, but I know something almost as good.

What's that stuff? It looks like jelly.

It looks like jelly,
but Granny says you can't eat it.

[sniffs]

I wouldn't eat it anyway.
It smells like stink.

I don't care what it smells like

as long as it keeps my hair
out of my eyes.

That's what it's supposed to do.

Hmm, not bad.

Try the jump test.

-How's my hair?
-Stinky, but it's not moving.

Let's go jump rope.

-Hi, Petunia. Hi, Melissa. Hi, new girl.
-[all] Huh?

May I introduce myself?

I am Daffy, good-looking duck.

Ha, ha. Silly.

I'm not new. It's me, Lola.

[laughing]

What happened to you?

Haven't you ever seen anyone
with a new hairstyle?

[laughing]

Not like that, goo-head.

I think I'll call you Ha-Ha-Hair.

It's too funny. I can't stand it.

Here, now. What is all this ruckus about?

Lola's hair was in her eyes,
so we fixed it,

and now the boys are making fun of her.

Sakes, little one, we can fix this
in two shakes of a bunny's tail.

Hello, Mr. Frizz?

I'd like to make an appointment
to bring Lola Bunny in for a haircut.

In one hour?

Oh, that would be fine. Thanks.

What are they gonna do, Granny?

Well, just like you grow and get bigger,
your hair grows and gets longer.

Mr. Frizz has a hair salon downtown,

and he'll cut your hair
so it's not in your eyes anymore.

Oh. Where will it be?

Oh, ha, ha. On Mr. Frizz's floor.

I get to go downtown with Granny,
and you can't come.

Why do you get to go?

Because I'm getting my hair cut.

Why would you do a silly thing like that?
Your hair is part of you.

If you change your hair,
then you'll be changed too.

Yeah. We didn't know it was you
when you just had goop in your hair.

If they cut your hair off,
no one will know you anymore.

Uh, what they said.

I never thought about that.

I know how we can see
if we'll know you afterwards.

Go get Edna.

Why?

We're gonna play Haircut.

Okay, put that bib on Edna.

Well, she doesn't look that different.

Let me have a turn.

That's still not too bad.

Let me show you how it's done.

-Then me.
-Then me.

Well, I can still tell it's Edna,
but I don't want to look like this.

Lola, let's go.

Girlfriend,
you have got to get out of this haircut.

[groans]

You know, Granny, I don't think
I wanna get a haircut after all.

Of course you do.

You don't want the others
to keep calling you Sheepdog, do you?

Yeah, I don't really mind.

Besides, I'm kind of too busy to go today.

Whatever you have to do,
you can do it when we get back.

Oh. Now, where did she get to?

[Lola panting]

What am I gonna do?

I tried to talk Granny out of taking me,
but it didn't work.

Maybe you could pretend to be sick.
I know I would be.

Maybe you could run away
and live on a dessert island.

I'll go with you.

Mm, it sounds yummy.

Don't listen to them. It's simple.

If she can't find you, she can't take you.

[humming]

Uh-oh, here comes Granny.

Quick, everybody go this way.

Hello, Bugs, dear.
Do you know where Lola went?

She went inside, Granny.
Uh, try the atrimum. The atrinum.

Eh, the plant room.

Oh, ha, ha. Thank you.

Now, could you please let me go?

Oh, uh, sure thing.

Hello, Sylvester. Have you seen Lola?

She said she was going up to the bedroom.

Oh, goodness.
I'm certainly getting my exercise today.

Tweety, do you know where Lola is?

She went down the slide to the playroom.

Oh.

[game beeps]

-Petunia, have you seen--?
-She went outside.

[groans]

Hmm.

-Bugs?
-Plant room.

Bedroom.

[groans]

Hmm.

Here I come, up to the bedroom again.

[grunting]

Heh. Hi, Granny.

What is this little game all about?

Haircuts are icky.

You shouldn't have cut Edna's hair.

Hers won't grow back, but yours will.

But I don't wanna change.
I like me the way I am.

Changing your hair doesn't change you
any more than changing your clothes.

The person inside is who you are,
not the way you look on the outside.

Really? Are you sure
changing my hair won't change me?

Oh, I'm sure.

Maybe I'll even get my hair cut
while we're there too.

Okay, Granny,
let's go get rid of this sheepdog.

Hi, guys. I love my haircut.

You look great.

And lookie. Mr. Frizz gave me a lollipop.

-Lollipop? I wanna get a haircut too.
-Me too.

You'll have to wait in line behind me.

[theme music playing]